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Steve Rogers
@the_first_avenger

Alright, @tonystank we cannot let @SnarkySpider and @StarkIntern be in the same room. It's official.

Tony Stark
@tonystank

@the_first_avenger why not?! It'd be very!

Nat Romanoff
@spiderqueen

@tonystank no more Heathers for you. . . . You wanna talk out of hand, try Tony's references to 80s crap

Intern Boi
@StarkIntern

@tonystank ouch! Just got schooled by the ever-iconic @spiderqueen! Gonna need @GodOfMischief to fix that burn

Tony Stark
@tonystank

@StarkIntern you're so grounded, it's not even funny

Jim Rhodes
@WarMachine

@tonystank you don't even have legal custody of @StarkIntern so you can't ground him #getrekt

Loki Laufeyson
@GodOfMischief

@WarMachine finally someone who speaks English.

Scott Lang
@TicTac

How do we get dragged into these messes @birdbrain?

Sam Wilson
@birdbrain

I have no mother-frickin clue @TicTac

Ned Leeds
@GuyInTheChair

@StarkIntern what am I witnessing?

Michelle Jones
@crisissketcher

@GuyInTheChair we are witnessing the Avengers fight over whether @StarkIntern is allowed to meet @SnarkySpider

Flash Thompson
@SpiderFan03

Yeah, no crap, @crisissketcher!

Clint Barton
@Legolas

Yeah, can someone remove this from my feed? I'd greatly appreciate it.

Carol Danvers
@TheNewMarvel

I'm with @Legolas on this one.

Stephanie Barton
@thenewhawkeye

@Legolas @TheNewMarvel let me handle this.

Carol Danvers
@TheNewMarvel

@thenewhawkeye you are a saint!

Clint Barton
@Legolas

@TheNewMarvel this is why I'm glad @thenewhawkeye is my daughter.