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Trouble in Paradise

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"I can't do this anymore, Tebethy!" Dobby bellowed. "I can't do US anymore!"

"Oh, are we breaking out the full names now, Dobbard?" Teb yelled.

"This! This is the problem! We can't have a conversation anymore! All we do is yell at each other!" howled Dobby.

"Maybe we don't love each other anymore!" Teb screeched. 

"What?" Dobby quieted.

"You heard me you slut." yawped Teb. 

Teb let out a breath he didn't know he was holding.