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crane craned his pale neck to look at his husband
kara licked his lips and made one very seductive face
crane bent over and said “GET IN”
kara cackled “HEEHEE”
crane looked at him and whispered “no u”
kara approached crane and prepared to PENETRATE
he penetrated
BUT THEN…..
CONFETTI FLEW OUT OF THE BUTTCREVICE AND TRUMPETS BEGAN TO PLAY
“SURPRISE” crane SCREAMED. “YOU THINK I’D FORGET YOUR BITRTHDAY????”
“no im a fucking human stab object i don’t have a birthday”
“STOP APPRECIATE THE PARTY I MADE FOR YOU.”
“okay”
SUDDENLY NIKKI ENTERED
“are you having BUTT SEX?” he shouted
“not really,” kara began to say, “because somone decided to fill his buttcrevice with confetti and shat it out”
“SHUT UP I thought you’d like it,” crane sobbed, tears running from his face
“ok whatever” nikrikr said. “can i join in, i have aloe vera you can use as lube”

AND THAT’S HOW THE SWORDS HAD A THREESOME