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joonie hyung 😎

jeonggukieeeeee

sup' hyung?

tae's birthday is coming up

so his friends texted hobi

and hobi texted me

and they're planning to surprise him at exactly midnight on that day

you in?

wait

his birthday is next saturday right?

yup!!

um

who's gonna be there aside from me and you?

the confirmed ones are me, hobi, yoongi hyung, seokjin hyung and i think five of tae's other friends?

uh

wouldn't that be like awkward?

awkward?

why would it be awkward?

cus like im only close with you and hobi hyung

the others not so much

but you and tae are close tho?

i guess

but still!!!

i'm not familiar with his circle of friends

and thats totally fine

you can take this as a chance to bond

make new friends!!!

hahaha i'm good

i've had enough of socialising

my social skills are nonexistent

so you're not in?

but tae would be sad if you're not there tho

😢

don't even try to guilt trip me hyung 😤

ok but like

is it working?

not rlly

there's gonna be free food

seokjin hyung will buy the pizza

and hobi said yoongi hyung will go all out on the drinks

hmm

pizza does sound good

it really does

so you in?

i don't think i even have a choice

oh hush

stop being dramatic

it's gonna be fun

trust me

i guess

but lemme warn you im just gonna be like following you around

nawwh

my clingy baby!!

not your baby! 😠

A BABY

EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE FINE




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@jjgsh
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@jjgsh i love my friends so much but like, why do they have to be so social for. IM AN AWKWARD PEANUT




top secret plan 👀

hobi hyung 🕺
so here's the plan

me and jiminie will drag tae out to the movies around 9pm-ish friday. you guys and the others can come at his apartment around 10pm? jimin will put the spare key under the carpet of his front entry and we will bring him back home just a little close to midnight, alright?

joonie hyung 😎
oooh!!! jimin is back???

also! understood!

hobi hyung 🕺
yup!

he got back like two weeks ago, tae was psyched

ok first of all, is it even safe to put his spare key under the carpet?

and second, who's jiminie?

hobi hyung 🕺
wait, you don't know jimin? park jimin???

uhhh should i know him??

hobi hyung 🕺
i mean not necessarily but you're friends with tae and you don't know jimin??

they're like soulmates

ohhhh you mean chim?

hobi hyung 🕺
chim, jimin same thing. that's the dude!!

okay yea i know him. tae hyung talks about him sometimes, he must be happy his best friend is finally back

hobi hyung 🕺
you don't even knowwww

they've been attached to the hip eversince jimin stepped his foot in seoul

hahaha

hobi hyung 🕺
also joon, can you like buy some party poppers on d-day?

joonie hyung 😎
sure thing 👌

is there anything i can do?

hobi hyung 🕺
you just bring your cute ass to tae's apartment

🙄

is there anyone in charge of the cake already?

hobi hyung 🕺
yup!! seojoon's buying the cake

ahhh okay

also! i think i'm gonna come like around 11pm?

i took up an extra shift that night

hobi hyung 🕺
but its the weekends??

hahaha i know

gotta make bank

hobi hyung 🕺
I COULD NEVER




joonie hyung 😎

you should take it easy gukie

i'm fine hyung

don't worry!!!!

its my job to worry

lmaoo

but seriously, i'm fine

ok, but you should still take it easy

i will


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kim.tae perfect timing that this dude is back just in time for my birthday. i expect a big ass present from you @chim
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chim suddenly i don't know how to read




tae hyung

i dropped by the cafe earlier before i went into work and you weren't there 😔

already kinda expecting an employee discount

i'm starting to think that you're only befriending me for the discount

maybe

I'M OFFENDED HYUNG

im just joking gukie!!!!

thought you had a shift this morning?

yeah should be but i took the extra shift tonight so my shift will start noon instead

nawhh

was just about to ask you to join me, hoseok hyung and chim for a movie tonight. they were forcing me to watch this newly released romcom and i am complaining

oh you wanted me to come along?

yeah!!

why do you sound surprised?

nothing

its just

its nothing

i'm squinting my eyes at you

hvbhbfvh

its really nothing hyung!!

if you say so.......

i say so!!




top secret plan 👀

taehyung hyung would not know what's coming for him!!!

hobi hyung 🕺
i know!!!!

joonie hyung 😎
bet he'll cry

hobi hyung 🕺
you don't have to bet cus he'll cry for sure


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@jjgsh starting to regret taking this four hours extra shift, i'm gonna be dead by the time i'm at my friend's place for his birthday surprise




top secret plan 👀

hobi hyung 🕺
we just arrived at the cinema

joon, you at tae's place already?

joonie hyung 😎
i'm on my way

was searching for party poppers at like 3 diff stores already and istg!! they just had to be oos when you need them

hobi hyung 🕺
but did you managed to get them tho?

joonie hyung 😎
fret not, i did

hobi hyung 🕺
awesome

also, some of tae's friends are already at his place, they're doing some lil decoration

joonie hyung 😎
noted!!

hobi hyung 🕺
also jeonggukie, text us when your shift is done so we can sort of stall tae for a little while

i'll update again when our movie finished

adios losers!

joonie hyung 😎
says the loser one here




top secret plan 👀

just finished my shift!! got done earlier thankfully

hobi hyung 🕺
cool

now get ur ass to tae's place, the movie just finished and jimin is playing photographer for the birthday boy

joonie hyung 😎
is the lighting even good at this time of night

hobi hyung 🕺
they made me the human spotlight

joonie hyung 😎
fvhbhvbh

also!! tae's friends are crazy

hobi hyung 🕺
i know

just make sure they don't break anything

don't want the birthday boy to rage

joonie hyung 😎
i'm keeping an eye on them

i'm in the subway now!!

be there in like ten minutes




joonie hyung 😎

how many are tae's friends exactly??

well right now, including me, 8?

that's a lot!!! i'm socially inept for this kind of situation. you better not leave me alone to tend for myself when i get there or else!!!

YOU'RE GOING TO BE FINE

all men do is lie!!


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kim.tae did a mini photoshoot. also, my birthday is in less than a few hours so you all better greet me when the clock strikes twelve
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top secret plan 👀

hobi hyung 🕺
we're gonna arrive in like ten mins

get in position bitches!!!

joonie hyung 😎
we've been in position for like 30 mins already


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kim.tae I HAVE THE GREATEST BUNCH OF FRIENDS IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD ISTG
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joonie hyung 😎

HYUNG WHERE ARE YOU

HOBI HYUNG IS NOT HERE TOO

WTF

i'm on a smoke break with him and tae

you didn't tell me!!!

you were in the toilet

can you like pls hurry up???

IM FEELING SO FUCKING AWKWARD

alright alright you big baby, we're almost done

wait, we're gonna have a stick more

ISTG FBVHFBV


zero
@jjgsh

SEE!!!! ALL MEN DO IS LIE!!




chim bear 🖤

what's the name of that friend of yours, with the doe eyes?

well well

sounds like someone has a crush 😏

he's fucking cute not gonna lie

he's a babie! and really shy! please don't bite him

i'm not going to bite him?????

but you really want to bite him

SHUT UP

i want his name!!

why don't you just ask him??

i tried!!!

but he's glued to his phone like his life depended on it since you three went on a smoke break

typical of jeonggukie

jeonggukie?

that's cute

his name is jeongguk

two years younger than us

his ig is j.guk

say THANK YOU TAEHYUNG




FOLLOWING
         YOU

chim started following you.

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chim nice!


chim bear 🖤

"nice!"

you're so lame!!!!!!

i'm surprised

the jiminie i know would go straight to the point if he wants the d

ok listen

i've followed him on ig and he hasn't even followed me back

i can't exactly just go and leave thirst comment on his ig

(although i really wanted to because he's so hot and cute?? like wtaf??)

tmi

you want tmi?

i want to bite his cheeks

hold his hands

take him out on a date

and kiss his cute lips

and maybe boop his nose

not particularly in that order

high key thought you would say something like 'i want him to drive his thick cock up my asshole'

you are highly inappropriate you know that right?

takes one to know one

SHUT UP

on a serious note, can you like ask him to follow me back? or idk, acknowledge my existence??

jeongguk doesn't follow people he's not close with

he only followed like three people????

and i am fucking jealous that you're one of them???

what kind of sorcery did you use??

how did you get close to him??

i even send him a dm!! a fucking dm!!! but i got left on read!!!

what can i say, i'm fucking special

also hold the fuck up???? you send him a dm??

that's what i said

fhhfbvhfb

what did you say???

just a 'hi :)'

jimin just know that i am fucking laughing my ass off at you rn

what the fuck did australia do to you that you lost your fucking suave ways of getting guys to bend to every fucking one of your needs??

i told you you shoulda just stay in seoul

you've just lost ur power my man

fuck off

i didn't lose anything

new guy from work was checking out my ass earlier

so i still got that fucking power

its just your friend!!!! he's hard to get through

maybe you should get to know him first

then maybe you can show him lil hints that you're interested or something

i tried to get to know him tho???

when??

during your surprise birthday party???

whenever i tried to approach him he looks like he wanted to flee

and he's glued to namjoon all night

like are you sure they're not dating???

i told you he's just really really like REALLY shy

and i can assure you 100% that namjoon and gukie are not dating

he's the most comfortable with namjoon

maybe you should have introduced us properly at the party in the first place

EXCUSE ME

I DID

saying "jeongguk, these are my friends" in the middle of like ten different faces isn't exactly 'introduced properly'

ok but like listen. I WAS OVERWHELMED AT THAT TIME

i expect better from someone who is my soulmate

I'M YELLING. YOU'RE CRUSHING HARD MY FRIEND

debatable, i just find him really cute

you say as if you haven't sent me texts saying how you want to bite his cheeks, boop his nose, hold his hands, take him out on a date and maybe kiss his lips

lmao

don't know him

haha you're so funny i didn't even cackle

oh i know 😘


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@jjgsh can't believe im in my final year of uni already, like i'm almost done, like its fucking coming.




joonie hyung 😎

have you ever thought that all the mandatory things you learn in school is useless

cus i'm sitting here on my work desk, calculating my yearly budget and i didn't see the need why we need to know about functions, derivatives, the area of a fucking triangle and how mitochondria is the power house of the cells. because all i fucking need is to just be able to pay for all of this and still be able to have some kind of savings??

hyung its almost 3am

EXACTLY

why are you awake at 3am?

why are YOU awake at 3am?

i'm questioning how unfair life is because we're in debt because we want to get education that is basically useless in the end

i wouldn't say its useless

your first class degree managed to land you a high paying job

what's the use of a high paying job when you spend most of that money to pay your debt :(

i'm sorry hyung :(

WHY ARE YOU SORRY

its like 3am, i'm basically pulling words out of my ass. i'm not making any sense

you really are not making any sense

sober namjoon would never say college is useless

i'm not drunk

sureeeeeee

also pls stay in college and finish ur degree gukie

for the good of your future

this 180 degree turn

i got whiplashed

before i sleep (which you should do too)

what's up with jimin?

jimin?

chim!!! jimin!!! tae's best friend!!!!!

how could you forget about him already

i didn't forget him!! i'm just used to knowing him as chim!!

also to be fair, i didn't really remember who's who at tae's birthday surprise

maybe if you were not hanging on to me like a leech you would have gotten to know all of them

and become friends

yoongi and seokjin are both getting their masters in the same uni you attend, it would be nice to have someone you know in campus aside from me, hobi and tae now that we have graduated

i'm good

you know i worry about you sometimes

why are you worried?

there's really nothing to worry about

i don't want to sound insensitive but do you have friends in campus? one that you talk to often?

i'm doing just fine all by myself

sometimes you need to let people in. not all of them are bad

i know

can we like not talk about this

sigh

ok so jimin? what's up with him?

what is up with jimin exactly?

i've seen him commenting on your ig posts

looks like he's flirting

flirting???

lmao

he's just being friendly

'being friendly' lol

only you would say that when someone is clearly interested in you

he's not 'clearly interested' in me

he's just being overly friendly since he's tae's best friend and tae is my friend, you know, like connection or whatever

🙃

ok but did you at least say anything to him? reply to his comments?

no

damn

did you like at least follow him back?

no?? you know i only follow people that i am comfortable with

what a heartbreaker

and i think it is time for you to go to sleep

YOU go to sleep


zero
@jjgsh sometimes i really wish i can let people in as easily cus at times it does get a little bit lonely




jeon junhyung

you know it would be great if you could just call your family

so we know that you're at least breathing


zero
@jjgsh lmao i am too sleep deprived to even deal with this. can he just leave me alone, the parents have no problem with it anyway lol




joonie hyung 😎

tae's bringing us for drinks tonight?

you should come

i can't

busy

you work too hard my child




tae hyung

gukie!!

wanna go out tonight?

sorry, can't hyung. busy

😢




chim bear 🖤

so bad news

jeongguk is not coming tonight

:D

😃

🙃

what is life

i don't even know what life is bro

guess you could like try dm-ing him again?

i did

still. no. reply

give me his number

chimmy, chimbear, chim. jimin. that is top secret information and he would strangle me to death as shy and reserve as he is

then HOW

be patient my child

for patience

if you say patience is a virtue i am going to sock you

patience is a virtue

i'm going to sock you

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soojin96 kim taehyung looks good as always
jin_kyu damn good looking


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@jjgsh when people are thirsting over your friend on your ig post 🙃




tae bear 🖤

you know when they ask you if you're fine and you just nod but you're actually dying inside

let me guess

does this have to do with jeongguk

who else

what did you do in your past life to have been granted such luck to be in his instagram account??

he wouldn't even look twice at me

its just an ig post

jeongguk always does that for his friends

yeah EXACTLY its just an ig post but why am i still petty

just know that you, hobi and joon hyung are the luckiest person on the planet

like how do you guys get close to him?

get to know him and everything??

give me tips and pointers senpai, i need all the knowledge

ok first, don't call me senpai

and secondly, idk how it happened but we just got close??

how did you get close???

i need guidance!!

you're crushing so hard

THIS IS SO FUNNY

like you barely know him

oh god wait till you get to know him

he's adorable, and funny, and is a nice person to be around with

you'll fall even harder fhbvhb

URGGGGGHHHHHH

put me out of my misery

i've never had to actually work this hard

like damn

maybe it's a good thing

you need to put down that ego of yours down a notch

you are one to talk

bitch i'm humble

yeah right 😒

anyway shouldn't you be at work? working?? instead of crying about your bitch ass luck of not being able to get through jeongguk?

boss extended my lunch hour as a little reward for doing my work excellently

shouldn't YOU be working though?

i am working

just relaxing a bit

if i were your boss i will whoop your ass

ooooh kinky

SHUT UP

OH MY GOD

TAE

FJVFJVHFBVHFVBHFBVFVVJV

WHY ARE YOU FREAKING OUT ALL OF A SUDDEN

BITCH

ANSWER ME

YOU STILL THERE???

ALIVE????

BREATHING?????

WHALE NOISES

i am confusion

JEONGGUK JUST ENTERED THE CAFE I'M IN

and holy fuck he looks so good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

a whole ass meal

YOU'RE SO ANNOYING

you're eating lunch at paris baguette?

he works there part time in between uni

IM WHEEZING

i was sitting down near the counter

and he glances at me briefly and our eyes met for like a milisecond

and i... don't think he recognize me :(

not gonna lie that shit hurt a little

i shouldn't be laughing at your misery but i really am laughing my ass off right now

you are the worst soulmate ever

i hate you

I TOLD YOU

GUKIE IS JUST SHY

HE WOULDN'T JUST SMILE AT PEOPLE HE DOESN'T KNOW

i'm sure he recognize you but he just really doesn't know how to react

should i like go and say hi to him??

he's in the middle of his shift

i don't think he would like that

ok but like what if i order a new drink and maybe slip in my number somewhere

fucking cliche

but go right ahead

I NEED SUPPORT

I SUPPORT YOU




chim bear 🖤

fuck my life

JBJGBGBJGB

WHAT HAPPENED

so like, i went to the counter to order my drink and all, and he's the one manning the cashier

and while he was keying in my order i made some small talk

saying that i'm your friend and we met at your birthday surprise and everything

and he just nods and gives me a small smile (LIKE FUCKING CUTE ALTHOUGH HE SEEMS AWKWARD)

he just said 'ahhh yeah' and THATS IT

so i just go back to my seat, feeling a little bit defeated but i am still determined. so i took a napkin and jot down my number on it thinking that i can give it to him when he brings my drink to the table

and coincidentally, jeongguk came out with my drink and i had the napkin put on the table and SOMEHOW. SOME-FUCKING-HOW i managed to fuck up a little and spilled my drink slightly on the table and YOU KNOW WHAT JEONGGUK DID? HE TOOK THE NAPKIN THAT HAS MY NUMBER ON IT AND USED IT TO WIPE THE FUCKING TABLE

so yeah, fuck my fucking life

i am now making my way back to the office

this seriously feels like a walk of shame

THE WAY THAT I JUST LAUGHED SO LOUD I STARTLED MY COLLEAGUE TWO CUBICLES DOWN

THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE

YOU'RE THE WORST

HELP ME

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO HELP??

you're the soulmate

be a good salesman

come again????

BE A GOOD SALESMAN


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@jjgsh

huh




tae hyung

hey gukie

jimin just told me that he sorta met you at the café

yeah, we kind of did

sooooooo

what do you think of him??

he seems nice

just nice?

yeah. nice.

why?

oh nothing~

ok




chim bear 🖤

[screenshot_09981.png]

I TRIED BRO

NICE?

JUST NICE?????????

HE DIDN'T EVEN SAY ANYTHING ELSE????

JUST NICE????

DIDN'T COMMENT ANYTHING ABOUT HOW MY ASS LOOKS GOOD IN THOSE TIGHT ASS SLACKS???

JUST NICE??????

IM YELLING

YOU NEED TO TRY HARDER

you are seriously asking for it

your wish is my command


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hopihope OH MY GOD WHAT IS THIS HAHAHAHAHAH
seojoon11 you guys are a bunch of crackheads
joonq29 😍
chim you are dead to me.
j.guk hyung, you accidentally tagged me


tae bear no fucking more 😡

any last words before i kill you and throw your body off a cliff?

PLS

YOU GOTTA ADMIT ITS A BIT FUNNY

MY EDITING SKILLS ARE GOOD RIGHT?

IM CACKLING

FUCK YOU. MY DMS ARE WILDING AND NONE OF THEM IS EVEN JEONGGUK. FUCK YOU TO THE DEEPEST PART OF HELL

YOU EVEN TAGGED HIM. YOU TAGGED HIM

LITERALLY FUCK YOU

BJGHHFJVFJBVJFGHGHFDJVJFJGB

IM CRYING

AND YOU SHOULD BE CRYING AND YOU WILL BE CRYING MORE ONCE I SPANK YOUR ASS

oooooh

yeah okay

i'm into spanking

I HATE YOU



chim

joonq29
hey gorgeous, heard you're single . 24m

suji23
hello, i'm interested! . 45m

bb.k
hey, actually i've had a crush on you
. 53m

jay.yu
let me take you out on a date
. 1h

jungyu
you are really so good looking . 1h




namjoonie hyung

hey tae

hey hyung

whats up?

just wanna know about ur recent ig post

you tagged jeongguk

i did heheh

you didn't tagged him accidentally right?

nope ☺️

may i know why?

because jimin is interested in him but he's having trouble trying to get to know him

he's been wailing and complaining about his misery to me!!!!!!!

I KNEW HE WAS TRYING TO FLIRT

RIGHT??? ITS SO OBVIOUS ALREADY

but jeongguk only thinks he was being friendly

FRIENDLY???

LMAOOOOO

REST IN PIECES PARK JIMIN


zero
@jjgsh

that's weird

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seokjin.kim THIS IS GOLD
hobihope THIS BACK AND FORTH I AM LIVING
joonkim i don't even wanna know what is happening


chim who?

YOU ARE A GRAPHIC DESIGNER THE LEAST THAT YOU CAN DO IS TO EDIT THAT SHIT BETTER

pLS i do not have the time to edit it using my softwares

i used picsart

still managed to get the message across though

YOU COULD HAVE USED A DIFFERENT PICTURE?

A MORE ATTRACTIVE ONE????

AND BITCH I HATE YOU FOR PUTTING SPANKING

MY FUCKING DMS ARE TALKING ABOUT SPANKING

I HATE YOU

THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR DOING THAT TO ME

now we're even

YOU TOLD ME TO BE A GOOD SALESMAN

I WAS MERELY TRYING TO GET HIM TO NOTICE YOU

I'M JUST DOING MY JOB

and we can come to a conclusion that he has not in fact noticed me (not the kind that i want in this case)

i was expecting you to i don't know?? spam message him with my beautiful pictures so he would know that i am here!! beautiful park jimin wanting his attention

or maybe give him my number or something

and you think that would work how?

i mean its worth a shot

fhbvhbfv

this shouldn't be so complicated

but like just talk to him!!?????

did you hit your head on something

or you just had selective memory

because i did tried talking to him already!!!!!!!!

oh right you did

EXACTLY

brb

what are you trying to do???

you'll thank me later 😉

should i be scared?

you just need to sit there and relax

i'm crouching in my office chair editing graphics for the company events with my eyes squinting through the brightness of my screen

couldn't get more relaxing than that




love yourself (that bieber song)

[You added 'chim who?' to this groupcat]

[You added 'gukie bun' to this groupchat]

chim who?
what.... is this....

gukie bun
uh.. what's this for?

hello friends




chim who?

pls don't tell me that is jeongguk

what if it is? 😉

FUCK

OK IM CALM

you better not embarrass me you dickhead

don't worry i have everything under control




love yourself (that bieber song)

this is just a random groupchat

jimin meet jeongguk

jeongguk meet jimin

i'm sure you guys know each other already 😉




chim who?

can you please stop it with the winky face

you are being suspicious

suspicious how??

listen jimin, you want the d, and i am helping you getting the d

and i am being obvious so that he gets the hint

I DON'T WANT JUST THE D

i know i know you want to hold his hands

kiss his cheeks yadda yadda but that automatically means you want the d

SHUT UP

OH MY GOD HE SAID SOMETHING

SAY SOMETHING TAE

YOU SAY SOMETHING WTAF

YOU ARE USELESS

EXCUSE ME

I AM HELPING YOU

HOW IS THAT USELESS

USELESS




love yourself (that bieber song)

gukie bun
uh yeah

that's great!

jiminie here is a good guy, funny, amazing and extremely hardworking he'll make a good friend




chim who?

'he'll make a good friend'?

can't believe you are already trying to put me in a friendzone

BFVBFVBFH




love yourself (that bieber song)

gukie bun
um okay??

chim who?
don't listen to him, he's crazy

gukie bun
i'm used to it already

chim who?
right???

somehow i am already immune to the shit he does on a daily basis

look at you both

bonding over me

keep it up!

my job here is done

gukie bun
huh?

[You left the groupchat]




chim who?

I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU LEFT ME TO DIE

sail your own ship my bro




love yourself (that bieber song)

+89 0120345
well, that leaves only the two of us

yeah

i'll leave the chat

+89 0120345
WAIT

yes?

+89 0120345
can i save your number?

may i know why?

+89 0120345
like tae said

to be friends!!!

i like meeting new people

making new friends

or whatever

oh okay

yeah sure

+89 0120345
are you going to save my number too?

sure

why not

+89 0120345
OK ☺️

you can leave the chat now

talk to you soon-ish ☺️☺️

okay

[You left the groupchat]




tae bear no fucking more 😡

i cannot believe i set myself up for a friendzone

but in other fucking news I GOT HIS NUMBER

hallelujah!!!!!

yeah no shit sherlock


zero
@jjgsh

definitely weird




joonie hyung 😎

something weird just happened

how weird?

and how so?

so, tae hyung created this group chat and he added me and jimin into it

he introduced us and then continues to tell me that jimin will make a great friend

and then tae hyung just left the gc

TAE REALLY DID THAT??

yeah he did!!

and i was about to exit the groupchat because what's the use anyway?

but then jimin said 'WAIT' and asked me if he can save my number

and i said sure? even though i do not understand why he even wants to do that because we barely know each other anyway

and he asked me back if i will save his number and i'm just like 'okay, why not?'

and then he's all like '☺️☺️' to me and said that he'll talk to me soon

i am confused

like why does he want to be my friend so bad?

JEONGGUKIE

YOU DENSE BABY

and PLS WHO DOESN'T WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND

again, not your baby

pls i'm lame

you're not lame (well, sometimes)

also has it never crossed through your mind that jimin is interested in you?

yeah i have established that he's interested to be my friend

NOT THAT

interested to like you know, date you?

date me?

what kind of crack are you on hyung

he just said he likes meeting new people

like making new friends, he just wants to be friends, which i still do not get

gukie, baby

you really don't know the art of flirting

art of flirting?

didn't know you can draw flirting

IM SO DONE

anyway hyung, another weird thing happened to me in campus

ok, what is weird?

your friend, kim seokjin i believe, he sat with me at the cafeteria and we eat lunch together

AND HOW IS THAT WEIRD

because we don't really know each other and he acts like we're close??

he's not acting like you both are close

he treats you as a friend already gukie

although you guys don't really talk or as close as you are to me, hobi and tae, that doesn't mean seokjin is going to treat you like a stranger

still weird tho

he really talks a lot

yeah that's just seokjin being seokjin

he's pretty cool!

you should try to talk to him more since it'll be nice to have someone close that you can hang out with in campus

i'm doing just alright hyung

and i don't doubt that

just thinking it'll be nice for you

hmm

i'll think about it

he does seem like a great guy

YAS

AND HE IS, UNDOUBTEDLY THE GREATEST GUY ALIVE

although he's lame like most of the time

your crush is showing hyung

lmao

that's the funniest thing you've ever said you dense baby

again, not a baby!!


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chim everyday i am questioning why i am even friends with you 🙄
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+89 0120345

hello jeongguk!
☺️☺️

Chapter Text

+89 0120345

hello jeongguk!
☺️☺️

who is this?




chim who?

you know

when you thought that today is gonna be a good day

like my client is not up my ass, pushing me to finish this fucking design that would usually take days to perfect in a matter of hours

he was being all patient

the co worker that hates my guts gave me a muffin

the new guy got me a coffee

the sun was shining so bright

it was a lovely day despite the cold

birds are chirping

you can hear john mayer's guitar rift ringing through the skies

and you think that you're going to text jeongguk, say hi and whatnot cus i did say i was going to text him soon-ish

so i was here, prancing around like a kid in a candy's store, all fucking giddy and being all like 'hello jeongguk! ☺️☺️'

thinking he'll say hello back

and maybe say my name too

what the fuck?

you shut up

let me finish

i am confused

AND I AM GETTING TO THE MAIN POINT

just fucking get to it, i was in the middle of a meeting when you spam texted me

and let me tell you, my phone was vibrating like a vibrator on top of the wooden table and the room was already silent to begin with

EVERYONE WAS LOOKING AT ME LIKE I HAVE COMMITTED A HOMICIDE

WHY DIDN'T YOU PUT YOUR PHONE ON SILENT

IT WAS ON SILENT MY PHONE BEING ON SILENT DOESN'T STOP IT FROM VIBRATING YOU DOUCHE

THEN YOU SHOULD TURN IT OFF

JUST GET TO THE MAIN POINT

okay right

and you know what i got instead??

let me guess he left you on read

HAH

even worse

he was like

'who is this?'

WHO. IS. THIS.

being left on read would hurt less THAN NOT GETTING YOUR NUMBER SAVED WHEN HE HAD TOLD YOU THAT HE WOULD SAVE YOUR NUMBER

THEN HE CAME TO ME LIKE. WHO IS THIS???

should i laugh?

cus i really feel like laughing

if you want to keep the soulmate bond intact

zip your fucking mouth

i need consolation

my ego and pride has been wounded. deeply.

still laughing anyway

but brooooooo it might have just slipped through his mind???

but he said he's going to save my number 😢

it's not that deep

it is THAT deep

not that deep

DEEP

my feelings are valid

who said it isn't?

just merely saying that it's really not that deep

go talk to him, text him, introduce yourself again

if it makes you feel any better

jeongguk didn't save my number for like a month even after we were already friends

and look at where we are now? the goodest of friends

motivational talk right there my friend

your sarcasm reeks

anyway gotta go

got a column to edit

wish me luck before you go

i hope jeongguk never save your number

fuck you

also delete ur ig post about the spanking

no

you deserve the spanking and not the good kind

YOU ARE A VENGEFUL LITTLE SHIT

you started it 🤠

anyway

breath in breath out park jimin

its time for war

pls don't kick his ass

he's soft




+89 0120345

i see you didn't actually save my number 🙁

oh

jimin?

the one and only

sorry haha i must have forgotten

it's okay

it could have just slipped your mind

it really does

[Add this number]

[Create new contact]

Jimin

anyway

what's up?

just thought i would just say hi or something ☺️

oh okay, hi

HI

so

are you busy right now?

i'm in the campus library waiting for my next class to start in like, an hour?

why?

ooOOHH

what about you?

what about me?

uh are you busy?

oh!! no i'm not

okay cool

yeah, cool

cool

awesome

haha yeah

anyway i gtg

oh

ok

i'll ttyl?

sure

nice




joonie hyung 😎

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i need you to analyze this

i can feel the awkwardness within a 10km radius

RIGHT??????




chim who?

[screenshot_87263184.png]

analyze this

bRUH

you've got a long way to go


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kim.tae in loving memory of my soulmate/best friend. i mean he's not dead, just heartbroken
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safe for work zone until further notice

hoeseok
jimin is heartbroken?

why is he heartbroken?

last i checked

he's still single af

tae bear no fucking more 😡
it's a long story

min suga cube
maybe he actually had someone back when he was in australia

but had to like cut ties when he had to go back home

if you're crying over a white dude

save it

tae bear no fucking more 😡
HYUNG

BGFHBVBJFB

min suga cube
so it's true?

tae bear no fucking more 😡
NOT EVEN CLOSE

but wow was that funny

joonie joon
what on earth

seokjinnie hyung
ooohhh what is this i'm seeing of jimin crying over a white dude

i'm going to break your kneecaps yoongi hyung

min suga cube
i'll break your kneecaps first

hoeseok
no one is breaking anyone's kneecaps

so jimin, you heartbroken?

I'M NOT HEARTBROKEN

tae is just being a dramatic little shit

tae bear no fucking more 😡
oh he's heartbroken alright

cus a certain someone is being oblivious

joonie joon
ooooh is it what i thought it is?

tae pls shut your mouth

and wdym namjoon hyung?

hoeseok
ooooohhh spill the tea!!!!!!

seokjinnie hyung
i'm listening

all of you are so annoying

joonie joon
i'll just cut to the chase

jimin has a crush on jeongguk

tae bear no fucking more 😡
CORRECTION: jimin has the BIGGEST crush on jeongguk

BURN IN HELL THE TWO OF YOU

why don't you tell jeongguk while you're at it

tae bear no fucking more 😡
even if i do tell jeongguk i don't think he would even believe me anyway

ugh

he's so oblivious

AND HOW DID NAMJOON HYUNG KNOW ABOUT THIS?

joonie joon
i figured it out, it's not that hard

and also, jeongguk said that its weird that you wanted to be his friend

WHY IS IT WEIRD?

HE'S JUST SO-

hoeseok
JIMIN HAS A CRUSH ON JEONGGUK?

seokjinnie hyung
JIMIN HAS A CRUSH ON JEONGGUK?

min suga cube
jimin has a crush on jeongguk

huh not surprising, jeongguk is literally jimin's type

i'm not aware that i have a type

min suga cube
now you know

hoeseok
ok so why is jimin heartbroken?

he's heartbroken because he has a crush on jeongguk? or what? did i miss the memo?

FOR THE LAST TIME I AM NOT HEARTBROKEN

tae bear no fucking more 😡
it's okay chim, this is a judge free zone

😒

tae bear no fucking more 😡
let me summarize

i did something where i managed to give jimin jeongguk's number without actually giving it to him

hoeseok
how does that even work?

tae bear no fucking more 😡
hyung not the point

hoeseok
ok but the world doesn't work like that

it's either you give or you don't

tae bear no fucking more 😡
HYUNG STOP BEING ANNOYING AND LET ME FINISH

min suga cube
ok but like i'm with hoseok with this, that doesn't make any sense

seokjinnie hyung
me three

joonie joon
oh god!!!!

TAEHYUNG CREATED A GROUP CHAT AND ADDED BOTH JIMIN AND JEONGGUK IN IT

HOW TF DO YOU KNOW THAT?

tae told you???

tae bear no fucking more 😡
I DIDN'T TELL HIM ANYTHING

omg hyung do you like have some kind of secret superpowers or something????

joonie joon
everyday, you people are testing my patience

jeongguk told me you idiots

did he say anything about me? 😢

joonie joon
hmmm

let me think

not really

not even about my face?

joonie joon
definitely not your face

tae bear no fucking more 😡
LMAOOOO

REST IN PIECES JIMIN'S HEART

hoeseok
are you ever going to finish the story?

tae bear no fucking more 😡
oh right okay so

where was i

ok so! basically after i sort of introduced them in the gc i left the chat so they can talk or whatever

and jimin here asks jeongguk if he can save his number and if he will save jimin's number in return

and jeongguk said, yeah sure

which made jimin squeal in excitement

like i kid you not he was so fucking giddy

i was not squealing and i was not giddy

tae bear no fucking more 😡
keep telling yourself that if it makes you feel better

ANYWAY

jimin does text him and jeongguk replied: who is this?

and every beautiful dream that jimin has ever had just crashes and burn

hoeseok
i was expecting something more dramatic but not gonna lie that was funny

min suga cube
definitely funny

how's that ego of yours doing jiminie?

seokjinnie hyung
yeah, how does it feel not getting what you want jiminnie?

ALL OF YOU ARE CANCELLED

joonie joon
don't worry jimin you'll get there soon

i believe in you

he's just very reserved and shy

WAILS

how did you, hoseok hyung and tae do it????

joonie joon
do what?

hoeseok
what did i do?

GET CLOSE TO JEONGGUK?

and getting him all comfortable around you

joonie joon
i don't rlly know??

it just happened

tae bear no fucking more 😡
same

hoeseok
same

UGH NOT HELPING

min suga cube
pause for a second pls and ignore jimin's not so dramatic crises

@ jimin i need help with some graphic designing for my upcoming assignment, just tell me the price

i'll send you the details later

you don't have to pay me hyung, i'll gladly help

min suga cube
you shut your golden heart right over there because i am all up towards the agenda of paying artists, thats what they deserve

joonie joon
swoons yoongi hyung is so noble

IM TOUCHED

i'm crushing on you

min suga cube
stfu

go think about jeongguk

tae bear no fucking more 😡
yeah chim go think about jeongguk

and that's my cue to go back to work

hoeseok
i know this is a safe for work zone gc but how many days of advance notice do i have to make so it'll be nsfw instead?

joonie joon
nobody wants ur dick pics

so save it

hoeseok
I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT MY DICK YOU SHIT


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j.guk at peace View all 4 comments jun.hyung reply to my text
hobihope waaah we should definitely go on a night picnic together again
chim very peaceful indeed


joonie hyung 😎

hey i saw your brother commenting on ur post

everything alright?

yeah, it's fine, don't worry hyung

he's just being his usual dramatic self 😒

are you sure?

if there's anything

you know you can talk to me right?

mmhmm

i will

but everything's fine, so don't worry!

okay

😊

Chapter Text

jeon junhyung

jeongguk

you can't ignore me forever

what do you want hyung

can i call you?

no

i'm busy

what about later?

no

jeongguk

please

i don't want to know anything

there's a reason why i've been ignoring everything

i just can't

i know this is hard for you

but i just want to talk to my brother

it is hard for me too

you're the only person that i can talk to about this

hah

that's rich coming from you

aren't you the one who wanted this to happen tho?

don't go being all fake sad on me

jeongguk. that doesn't make it any easier for me either.

have you talked to mom or dad?

does it look like i have been talking to them?

just, they worry about you okay

lmao

look, i understand why you're running away from this

i'm not running away

i know you're scared

but it's for the best

it's the best for the both of them. for us

i don't want to hear your bullshit

the court date is in a month


zero
@jjgsh i already know what to expect but fuck does it still hurt




joonie hyung 😎

hyung are you home?

i'm on my way home from work

why?

it's just, i talked a bit with junhyung hyung and i need a distraction

:(

it's already been set hyung and i feel lost

are you at your dorm right now?

yes

i'll pick you up

then we'll go buy some junk food and go to my place

then we can marathon watch any movie you want

or we can play games

or you can try to update my work balance sheet

whatever you want

you're the best hyung

but i don't want to update your work balance sheet

hahaha

like i said whatever you want

i'll be at ur dorm in ten minutes


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chim big fuck up news people: he lost my airpods (yeah the airpods that i just bought like a week ago, the one that apple just released. yeah the one with the wireless charging. yeah.)
View all 2 comments kim.tae I HAVE FOUND IT YOU DICK



chim who?

I DIDN'T LOSE UR AIRPODS

i somehow left it at namjoon hyung's place

then go get it

now?

no, ten years later

of course now

YOU GO GET IT NOW IF YOU'RE SO INSISTENT ON GETTING IT BACK ASAP

who tf do you think i am? a robot???

YOU BORROWED IT FROM ME

AND YOU PROMISED TO GIVE IT BACK TO ME TWO DAYS AGO

your loan time have exceeded

and i need my airpods now!!!!

it felt like i have lost my babies or something I FEEL EMPTY

I TOLD YOU I'M SORRY

your sorry is not enough

go get it back for me

NOW

do i have news for you mr. park jimin

i cannot get it back to you now

can't i give it to you like tomorrow? or the day after????

lmao no

then you go make the drive to namjoon hyung's apartment and get them back

you know

i am never going to let you borrow any of my stuff ever again

fine by me




joonie joon

hey hyung!

i'm dropping by your place to get my airpods

just a heads up!




tae bear no fucking more 😡

:(((

:(((((((

:((((((((

:(((

nobody touch me

i am so sad

WHY

you didn't find your airpods???

i got them already

:((((

then why the fuck are you sad all of a sudden

i'm sad because jeongguk is sad

wait

jeongguk is sad?

why is jeongguk sad?

and how did you know?

so i was dropping by namjoon hyung's place to get my airpods like planned

and surprisingly, jeongguk was there too

at first i was so excited to see him, i was ready to say hi

but then i saw his face and it looked like he had just been crying

he didn't look at me after, just continue to watch the tv as namjoon hyung got me my airpods and he immediately walked me out of his place

and of course i asked him what happened to jeongguk and namjoon hyung just assured me that he's going to be okay

:((( jeongguk looked really sad

oh no

my baby :((

do you know what actually happened?

yeah i got a hint

but he doesn't really talk to me about it much

do you think he's gonna be okay?

he's gonna be okay, don't worry

i'm sad :((

me too :(((




gukie bun

hey gukie baby

are you feeling alright?

yeah

why wouldn't i be?

jimin went to joon hyung's apartment and he saw you

and he said that you cried :(

well damn

that was embarrassing

but no worries

i feel okay now

namjoon hyung got me lots of junk foods and we had a marvel movie marathon so i feel a bit better now

that's good to know

i'll always be right here if you need someone to talk okay?

and i mean it!!!

you can talk to me anytime

thanks hyung 💜

i really appreciate that

here have some hearts!! you deserve everything 💙💚💛❤️💙💚💛❤️

hahaha

again thank you! 💜

anytime my baby 💜

seriously, you and namjoon hyung need to stop calling me baby

but you're my baby :(

not anyone's baby 😠

MY baby

not YOUR baby

FITE ME




Jimin

hello jeongguk!!

do you wanna hear some dad jokes?

uh hey

that's random, but yeah shoot

just a disclaimer: this isn't mine, i got it from seokjin hyung just in case you thought i'm lame, cus i'm not, seokjin hyung is the lame one cus the joke is his

hahaha okay, noted

but why do you still want to tell me it though?

cus it's a little bit funny not gonna lie

and thought it might cheer you up

oh

about that

sorry you had to see that

but i'm feeling fine now

ahhh i'm so embarrassed now

what why?

because you've seen me cry

there's no need to be embarrassed about that tho :(

its okay to cry, let it all out

i hope things will be okay for you

:)

anyway

DAD JOKES

still on?

sure, go right ahead

heheh

so!!

what do you call a fake noodle?

should i answer that or?

you can!!

a plastic noodle?

an impasta

..............

fbjbvgb

i know

did i tell you the time i fell in love during a backflip?

i was heels over head

thats so bad oh god

what do you call a famous lobster?

mr. krabb?

JEONGGUKIE

MR. KRABB IS NOT A LOBSTER HE'S A CRAB HENCE HIS NAME

but they're sorta the same species and mr. krabb is sorta famous

he's not famous

everyone knows him tho!!

not EVERYONE knows him, my little nephew doesn't know him

because he doesn't watch spongebob

exactly! there are better cartoons i want him to watch like detective conan

did you just said detective conan is a cartoon?

I DID NOT

YOU JUST DID

ANYWAY NOT THE POINT

so, what's a famous lobster called?

not too sure

lobSTAR

i hate that i laughed

SEE

i hate that i laughed too

this is like top tier lame

how does your friend get this idea anyway

cus he's lame and old, a very unfortunate combination

hahaha savage

😇

do you know why koalas aren't actual bears?

not really

why?

because they don't meet the koalafications

lmaooooooo

its so bad right

really bad

should i stop?

if you have more, shoot them my way

can't believe they actually made me laugh a bit

just a bit?

yeah, like a tiny tiny bit

well then

that's good enough ☺️




safe for work zone until further notice

never knew i would thank seokjin hyung for this but really!!

THANK YOU SEOKJIN HYUNG FOR ALL OF YOUR DAD JOKES

BLESS UR SOUL

seokjinnie hyung
what is this character development tho
but your welcome i guess

I COULD KISS UR CHEEKS RIGHT NOW

seokjinnie hyung
pls don't


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View all 3 comments chim beautiful shot!!


FOLLOWING         YOU

j.guk started following you.

Chapter Text

tae bear no fucking more 😡

[Change contact name?]

Contact name changed to tae bear 🖤

tae bear 🖤

[Screenshot_09545.png]

this is too good to be true

i need a second pair of eyes to check it for me

this shit isn't rigged right?

lmaaooooo

yeah, he followed you back alright

congratulations to park jimin, jeon jeongguk has finally acknowledged your existence enough to complete the mutual. welcome to the team of four people that he followed

jghbhgb

omg he really followed me back

brb i need to make sure all photos of me are decent

bitch the fuck you mean you need to check if all your photos are decent

they are ALL decent

because park jimin only post photos he only looks good in, completely ignoring the fact that his friends could maybe perhaps look like absolute shit

don't you think i forget that one photo you upload of us and you didn't even bother to FACETUNE me

facetune? dunno her

you use facetune like its your fucking job

i did NOT

why would i use facetune when i can use photoshop just fine

facetune is easier

i don't use facetune because my face is perfect as it is

🤢

MEAN

ANYWAY

JEONGGUK FOLLOWED ME BACK

yeah we have established that

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?

uh, you guys are now following each other?

OBVIOUSLY

but this meant that he would see the photos i upload

well duh???

you just don't get it do you

no no i totally get it. he'll see your post, and he will also see my post and also namjoon hyung's and hobi hyung's.

because he followed us

what's not clicking

istg you are so dense sometimes

LOOK INTO THE BIGGER PICTURE

there's no bigger picture for me to see

you know that one meme where they go like 'uarRGGHAHHHHHHH'

that's me at you rn

the fuck

you know THE meme

YES I KNOW THE MEME

but why are you going uargHHHAAAAAHH at me

what did i do????

for being dense af

again

WHAT DID I DO

i really have to spell it out for you aren't i

just get to the point

ugh

so jeongguk is now following me

again, we have established that

SHUT IT

let me finish

😒

i have to post perfect selcas continuously so he would realise how fucking good looking i am

i'm so done with you

how are you an adult

how are YOU an adult?

you posted a fucking ad of me being single on your account with your less than mediocre editing skills

and you did it too!!!!

anyway, moving on

if i were to ask jeongguk to go with me for a coffee will he say yes?

don't know, i'm not jeongguk

CAN YOU PLS BE HELPFUL FOR ONCE

i was helpful once and i only got paid dust

i have learned my lesson

you are on your own now

you are a free child

you can do whatever you want

DRAMATIC ASS

anyway should i ask?

JUST ASK HIM

the worst thing that could happen is for him to say no to the date

OH NO IT'S NOT A DATE (YET)

i don't want to freak him out

that's rich coming from you

support me why don't you?????

i'm giving you full support

get that dick

I HATE YOU

ok ok i'm going to ask him

besides, the worst thing that could happen is he saying no right?

that's what i said

i think i would legit cry if he said no tho

FHBHFBVFJV

SHUT UP

ITS NOT LIKE HE'S REJECTING YOU (i mean sort of)

but man up and go get your man

YOU RIGHT

i mean he wouldn't say no to free coffee right? or food?

JUST

ASK

HIM

alright alright geez

i'm going to ask him

maybe later

🙂


zero
@jjgsh just gonna keep myself busy and pretend like this shit isn’t even happening for the sake of my fucking sanity




cutie 😌

hello jeongguk 😊

hello

whats up?

how are you feeling today?

good

i just got back home from my classes and i'm getting ready for my work shift

you?

oh i see!!

i'm doing fine

sort of busy with work, the usuals

i see

are you free tomorrow?

or the day after?

or whenever you're free

i'm not free tomorrow

why?

ahhh that's fine

i was just thinking if you want to go and grab coffee with me or something

ahhh

yeah




tae bear 🖤

i feel like we're back to square one

wdym??

[Screenshot_6537.png]

oh damn

ice cold

:(((

cheer up bro

don't think about it too much

maybe he's just busy

:(((

stop moping around

he'll get around eventually

yeah :((( hopefully




cutie 😌

hey sorry late reply

just got something to do

that's totally okay!

no worries!!!

so you're asking me to go and grab coffee with you?

yeah!!

it's okay if you can't tho!

i just thought it would be nice to get to know you, you know

okaayy

will it just be us?

yeah?

i can bring tae along too if you want!!

that would be nice if taehyung hyung could come too

oh

he's going to come!! lemme know when you're free

um i should be free the day after tomorrow

afternoon?

do you have work?

thankfully no!

okay

so i'll see you?

yup see you!

where are we going to meet up tho?

OH RIGHT!!

i'll text you the location tomorrow

okay!

see you hyung!

see you jeonggukie! 😊




tae bear 🖤

you are coming with me and jeonggukie for coffee on thursday afternoon. i will not hear any excuses from you

i what now????

jeongguk said that it would be nice if you could come too and i AM NOT GOING TO RISK IT AND SAID THAT YOU CAN'T COME IN FEAR THAT HE'LL OUTRIGHT SAID NO

he already sounded hesitant to begin with and MY HEART IS IN SHAMBLES BECAUSE I HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO BRING YOU TOO

my life story everyone

BFVBHFV

ok this is sorta funny

but i can't come

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T COME

I HAVE AN INTERVIEW WITH AN IMPORTANT CLIENT THAT DAY

IS THAT MORE IMPORTANT THAN THIS???

IS THAT EVEN A QUESTION

OF COURSE IT IS

CANCEL IT

you can go and speak to my boss

WHAT AM I GOING TO DO

you can ask anyone in the gc if they're free

OK GOOD THINKING

WHY ARE YOU PANICKING

i am not

I AM ZEN




safe for work zone until further notice

MAYDAY MAYDAY

SOS

IS ANYONE FREE THURSDAY AFTERNOON?

tae bear 🖤
no

not you, you dickhead

can't believe you are ditching me for some unimportant meeting 😒

tae bear 🖤
i'm going to whip your ass

kinky

ANYWAYS

my lovely hyung, where you guys at???

hoeseok
what's happening on thursday?

tae bear 🖤
jimin apparently asks jeongguk to grab a coffee with him but apparently jeongguk doesn't want to go with jimin only and jimin here, being the douchehead that he is told him that I can come without asking me if i am available at that particular time. so now he is desperate to find my replacement

hoeseok
omg did jimin ask jeongguk out for a date???

ITS NOT A DATE (YET)

i just wanna get to know him and hang out with him and all that shebang

hoeseok
shebang

STFU

are you available or not?

hoeseok
sorry jiminie

i can't, i have practice

WHAAAAATT

hoeseok
maybe joonie is available

joonie joon
what is this i'm seeing of jimin asking jeongguk out on a date

FOR THE LAST TIME ITS NOT A DATE

IF ITS A DATE I WOULDN'T EVEN BOTHER TO ASK YA'LL

anyway joonie hyung, are you available?

joonie joon
sorry kiddo!

got important things to settle at the office

URRAGHHH WHY IS EVERYONE BUSY AT THAT TIME

JIN HYUNG? YOONGI HYUNG?? HELLO????

seokjinnie hyung
hey hey hey you called my love

PLS TELL ME YOU'RE FREE THIS THURSDAY AFTERNOON?

seokjinnie hyung
sorry jiminie! i can't!

gotta finish part of my thesis that's due like the next day

ha ha i'm doomed

tae bear 🖤
isn't this like a sign for you to just go with jeongguk, without anyone third wheeling on ur date

ITS NOT A DATE

I TOLD HIM THAT YOU WOULD COME AND NOW I NEED TO FIX IT AND FIND A REPLACEMENT

tae bear 🖤
you can just tell him that i can't come

WHAT PART OF I TOLD HIM THAT 'TAEHYUNG CAN COME' DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND

joonie joon
hmm

maybe yoongi hyung is free?

it's obvious that jeongguk doesn't want to be alone with you

ouch

joonie joon
don't take it to heart

he's just an awkward lil bean

a cute lil bean :( i'm sad

where tf is yoongi hyung anyway

hoeseok
my bet is he's sucking dick somewhere

min suga cube
i am not one to just suck any dick

hoeseok
he has arisen!

help jiminie

he's in a crisis

min suga cube
what crisis

scroll up and read my previous text

min suga cube
i'm lazy

summarize it for me

ISTG

you free this thursday afternoon? i'll buy you coffee

PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS SAY YOU'RE FREE PLS SAY YOU'RE FREE

min suga cube
yeah i'm free

HALLELUJAH

joonie joon
now that i think about it, wouldn't it be ten times awkward if yoongi hyung is gonna be there? considering he's not that close with jeongguk?

oh shit

min suga cube
whatever

i'm not going to say no to free coffee

ITS GONNA BE OKAY

tae bear 🖤
yeah, keep telling yourself that

ITS GONNA BE OKAY

seokjinnie hyung
YES ITS GONNA BE OKAY JIMINIE

seokjin hyung is the only person ever

ya'll can't even relate

tae bear 🖤
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cutie 😌

hello! good morning jeonggukie, i hope you will have a great day ahead 💞

good morning!

thank you! you too!


zero
@jjgsh that's a little bit too obvious now that i think about it lol