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MISSION : IMPOSSIBLE

EDI, Kasumi, Garrus, Grunt, Jacob, Jack, Tali, Thane, Samara, You

 


 

 

Shepard

I can not sleep. Is there anyone?                                                                                                  1:58 am

 

Garrus

Shepard, it's 2am! What is happening? Are you sick?  Dying?                                                         2:05

Tali

If you are dying, why create this group? What is this Mission: Impossible?                                    2: 06

Kasumi

May be it's to say goodbye without wasting time ... RIP Shepard                                                     2: 06

 

EDI

Mission: Impossible was the name of a series of action movies shot on Earth,

About 200 years ago.                                                                                                                    2: 06

 

Shepard

I'm not dying, but almost ... I need your help guys.                                                                       2: 07

 

Garrus

Add Chakwas on the chat, I'm sure she'll find you a cure                                                               2: 08

 

EDI

Shepard, aside from an influx of blood to your face, I do not detect

anything that shows that you are on the verge of death.

Do you want me to wake Dr. Chakwas?                                                                                           2: 09

 

  [Chakwas is now part of the group ... added by EDI 2: 09 am]

 

 

Shepard

No !!!! no need EDI                                                                                                                         2: 09

 

Kasumi

Not fast enough Shepard!                                                                                                              2: 09

 

EDI

Sorry Shepard, I thought you needed help?                                                                                    2: 09

 

Shepard

EDI, I'm not sick ... well, if I think ... it's complicated!                                                                     2: 10

 

Tali

I would have liked to see this films of actions, we can plan a

evening ... you and me Vakarian?                                                                                                    2: 11

 

EDI

Tali should I remind you, that you are already with Garrus in the same room at

middle of the night?                                                                                                                        2: 11

 

Tali

Bosh'tet !!! EDI can you stop watching us ...                                                                                     2: 12

 

Jack

Holy Fuck ... .Ha ha ha. I knew it Garrus, with all these calibrations :)

If anyone has a fever tomorrow in the engine room, we'll know why.

Daniels and Donnelly need to be notified to get ready.                                                                  2: 13

 

[Daniels is now part of the group ... added by Jack 2: 14am]

[Donnelly is now part of the group ... added by Jack 2: 14am]

 

Garrus

You know me ... always a "shot" in advance                                                                                   2: 14

 

Tali

Vakarian !!!!!!!                                                                                                                                2: 14am

 

Joker

Garrus all the calibrations you did on your own ...

I do not even want to imagine what it could be ;-)                                                                         2:15

 

Tali

I am shocked, there is a young teenager on this group!                                                                 2: 15

 

[Grunt was removed from the group ... by Tali at 2:15 am]

 

Jack

He won’t die Taly ! What does not kill you, makes you stronger                                                      2: 16

 

[Grunt is now part of the group ... added by Jack 2: 16 am]

Shepard

It starts getting out of control, I did not create this group for that                                                2: 16

 

Shepard

I really need your help guys!                                                                                                          2: 16

 

Tali

Give me time to kill Garrus and bury his body ... and I'm yours                                                     2: 16

 

Thane

Shepard, just give me the name of the target                                                                                2: 17

 

Grunt

Shepard! I am on it. As soon as there are bones to break. Impossible is not Krogan!                      2:17                                                                                                                                     

 

Shepard

Certainly not! There is no one to kill!                                                                                            2: 18

 

Grunt

Shepard! If there is no corpse, it's not worth putting me in

an impossible mission group !                                                                                                      2: 18

 

Shepard

 Why must you be so violent?                                                                                                        2:18

 

Jack

Said the woman who erased an entire planet of Batarians                                                              2:18

 

Tali

I'm back ...                                                                                                                                     2: 19

 

Jack

Tali ... how did you kill the Turian, he must be hard under his shell?                                             2: 19

 

Tali

Hmm ... no comment                                                                                                                     2: 19

 

Garrus

She is killing me softly ...                                                                                                               2: 20

 

EDI

At the risk of contradicting you Garrus, your heart rate is rather high for

someone who is slowly killed                                                                                                                2: 20

 

Jack

Holy fuck ... I go down to my cabin                                                                                                2: 21

 

Grunt

I know ways to kill faster Tali ... no time to lose                                                                             2: 22

 

Tali

Grunt thank you, do not bother, I'm doing very well                                                                       2: 22

 

Garrus

Yes ... she is doing very well                                                                                                          2: 23

 

Tali

Grunt finally, I think it will be useful! Shepard as Garrus is your friend, after he dies,                                          

He will wait for you in heaven, next to the bar                                                                               2: 23

 

Shepard

Guys!!! can we come back to my problem???                                                                                  2: 24

 

Thane

Give me the name of the target Shepard                                                                                        2: 25

 

Shepard

There is no target, finally yes, but I do not want to kill her                                                            2: 26

 

Kasumi

If it's something to steal, I'm doing it. Just tell me what ...                                                             2: 26

 

Jacob

Wait, give me some time to read everything                                                                                  2: 28

 

Samara

I think it's a heart problem                                                                                                            2: 28

 

Chakwas

Commander, if you have palpitations it may be due to anxiety

I'm waiting for you at the infirmary at 8am for a complete check up.

From there we will advise. EDI can you do a cardiac monitoring of the commander

for the next 24h.                                                                                                                               2: 29

 

EDI

Currently, I noticed an acceleration of the heart rate, as well as a

Elevation of the corporal's body temperature for several months

  at specific times.                                                                                                                          2: 29

 

Chakwas

Which moments?                                                                                                                            2: 30

 

Shepard

EDI. Stop, I'll see the doctor in the morning                                                                                    2:30

 

EDI

As you wish Shepard                                                                                                                      2: 30

 

Shepard

I think I met the woman of my life                                                                                                  2: 35

 

EDI

Shepard if my datas are correct it's been several months since you met ... technically                       2: 35

 

Garrus

Where ? When                ?                                                                                                              2: 36

 

Joker

Commander you want to sleep with her, date her, or marry her?                                                   2: 36

 

Jack

Are you stupid or what?! She said "the woman of her life"!                                                            2: 37

 

Shepard

Joker ... I want the full package, not necessarily in that order,

I just want to marry her and move to the honeymoon stage                                                          2: 37

 

Kasumi

It's too romantic Shepard <3                                                                                                        2: 37

 

Joker

Well, well, not worth it I recommend the holos of Vaenia                                                               2: 38

 

Jack

What obsessed, I wonder what you do in the cockpit  when you do not pilot?                               2: 38

 

EDI

Jeff does not get bored, he has more than 100 zetabits of explicit images

banned for Alliance staff in his personal files                                                                               2: 38

 

Joker

Thanks EDI ...                                                                                                                               2: 38

 

EDI

My pleasure, Jeff                                                                                                                           2: 38

 

Kasumi

100 zetabits? Wow ... Me who thought I knew everything about you                                             2: 39

 

Samara

As I said, it's a heart problem                                                                                                       2: 39

 

Grunt

Shepard, do it like a Krogan!                                                                                                         2: 39

 

Shepard

What do you mean, Grunt?                                                                                                            2: 40

Tali

???                                                                                                                                                 2: 40

Jack                                                                                           

???                                                                                                                                                 2: 40

Kasumi

???                                                                                                                                                 2: 40

EDI

??? I think I am a woman                                                                                                                2: 40

Garrus

??? I will follow Tali by female solidarity                                                                                         2: 41

Samara

??? Even if Asaris have no gender                                                                                                   2: 41

 

Joker

Garrus I did not notice you were a woman!                                                                                     2: 41

 

Grunt

The krogan male dominant takes the female he likes whether she agrees or not ...   problem solved                                                                                                                                             2: 42

 

[Grunt is banned from the group ... by Jack 2: 42am]

 

Tali

How is she ? How come you never talked about her?                                                                    2: 43

 

Shepard

She is perfect! She is beautiful, smart ... she has a gorgeous body

Beautiful eyes ... every time I see her I only have one desire It's kissing her.                                 2: 44

 

EDI

Shepard your heart rate is too fast, Do you need assistance?                                                        2: 44 am

 

Kasumi

It's not an impossible mission, Shepard you're in love it's all                                                         2: 45

 

Shepard

I already know that... but I do not know how to tell her,

even after several months                                                                                                             2: 45

 

Tali

Ha ... that's the impossible mission                                                                                               2: 45

 

Shepard

Whenever I try to talk to her, I stammer, I lose my words,

 I become stupid                                                                                                                           2: 46

 

Jack

Shepard, Believe me you don't have to be in love to fulfill the last words sometime                       2: 46

 

EDI

Shepard, there is important information you need to know                                                            2: 46

 

Shepard

If it's not a matter of life or death, it can wait EDI !

When I'm with her I literally panic ... she has to think that I really stupid.                                       2: 47

 

Jacob

Come on Shepard! you killed Saren, Sovereign, the Harvesters! Do not tell me that you are

afraid to declare your flame to the woman of your life?

 Something tells me she expects it!                                                                                               2: 47

 

Kasumi

Offer her flowers and write her a letter                                                                                           2: 48

 

Jacob

Find a way to tell her that you love her, maybe it's mutual!                                                            2: 48

 

Shepard

I'm so scared Jacob. It was easier to kill Saren                                                                                2: 49

 

EDI

Shepard, I have to tell you something…                                                                                          2: 50

 

Shepard

Later EDI… Later                                                                                                                              2: 50

 

[Miss Perfect is now part of the group ... added by Admin M L Cerberus Network 2: 51am]

 

Jack

Cheerleader! Why am I not surprised you're the network administrator!                                       2: 52

 

Shepard

OMG! OMG! OMG!  She is there! OMG                                                                                           2: 52

 

EDI

Shepard, I tried to warn you                                                                                                          2:52

 

Miss Perfect

I have an impossible mission too! How to make Shepard understand that

I'm crazy about her. It's been months that I'm giving her all kinds of signals...

she makes no move. Every time I try to talk to her, she runs away                                                 2: 53

 

Shepard

EDI calls Dr. Chakwas, I cannot breathe anymore                                                                            2:54

 

Miss Perfect

EDI, do not bother Dr. Chakwas. I'll take care of the commander myself,

and provide first aid personally.                                                                                                     2:55