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Unhand Me!

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George M.: Luke and Jaime have even more in common!

George L.: Yep! You’re both great swordsmen who slay insane, despotic monarchs.

Jaime: Then get dragged for it for the rest of our lives?

Luke: Nah, they call me a hero for that, but Father killed Palpatine, not me!

Jaime: He’s the hero, and I’m the villain? For the same deed? Figures.

George L.: Oops, my bad. But you both definitely lose your right hand —

Jaime: Wait, what?

Luke: Meh.

George M.: Shhh! Spoiler alert! That hasn’t happened to Jaime yet!

Jaime: What?!

Luke: I know a good prosthesis specialist …