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Class 1-A VS Zapdos

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“So, the app says the Pokémon should be right here-“

“HOLY SHIT, SHUT UP DEKU THERE’S A FUCKIN’ LEGENDARY. IT’S A FUCKING ZAPDOS AND I’M GETTING MY HANDS ON IT!”

“Woah, woah, Bakubro, calm down! Also aren’t you Team Valor?”

“TEAM VALOR IS FUCKING AWESOME, BUT THERE’S A GODDAMN LEGENDARY OUT THERE AND I’M GOING TO CATCH IT.”

“Wait, Kacchan, we aren’t close enough!”

The three students are standing at the edge of a beach, one about to kill the other and one scratching his head on what’s going on.

“FUCK THAT SHIT! I’M GETTING THAT ZAPDOS!”

“W-Wait! Kacchan!”

Bakugo proceeds to step into the water, holding his phone above it while letting out a stream of curses. Midoriya and Kirishima share a look.

“Well... do you want that Zapdos?”

“...I’ll let you guys go get it.”

“Alright, bro, if you say so!”

Kirishima then joins Bakugo in the water, running after the Zapdos. Midoriya stands at the edge of the beach, waiting.

After about two minutes...

“FUCK YEAH! I CAUGHT THE FUCKER! SEE THAT, DEKU? ME, ONE, YOU, ZERO!”

Midoriya sighs, although he has a smile on his face. He’s glad that Kacchan’s having fun.

“Bakubro, calm down, your phone is-“

Splash!

...

“...”

“...”

“...”

“Oh n-“

“NOOOOO!! MY LEGENDARY! FUCK!! THIS IS YOUR FAULT, DEKU!”

“What?! How is this my fault?”

“YOU MESSED UP MY CONCENTRATION AND MADE ME DROP MY PHONE!”

“How did I do that? I’m standing over here!”

“Bakubro, calm down! Your phone can be replaced!”

“THAT ZAPDOS CAN’T BE REPLACED, AND NEITHER WILL DEKU ONCE I DESTROY HIM!”

“Eep!”

“Midoriya, I suggest running for your life while I try to hold off Bakubro!”

“I’M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!”

While this is happening, A certain Tsuyu, Uraraka, and Iida are witnessing this.

“Kero, this looks interesting. I wonder how Midori-chan will survive...”

“Should we stop them, Iida?”

“...”

“...Iida?”

“There’s a Zapdos out there.”

“Iida, no.”

“And I’m going to retrieve it.”

“IIDA NO.”

 

 

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Bonus scene:

Iida is floating above the ocean, while Tsuyu is holding onto him with her tounge.

“IIDA THIS IS A HORRIBLE IDEA!”