Ezra, Luke, Leia, and Jai are juniors; Sabine and Wedge are seniors.
s3abiscuit_sl3w03 has added fadinglighttstudios, jaik033, ssaucy.rebuff, luke_alive, and genurl to “chat”.
fadinglighttstudios: ezra wtk
fadinglighttstudios: you heard me right
s3abiscuit_sl3w03: its a chat
fadinglighttstudios: i can SEE that
genurl: why am i in this
fadinglighttstudios: ^^^ !
s3abiscuit_sl3w03: bc we talk a lot ??
fadinglighttstudios: and ?????!
s3abiscuit_sl3w03: i thought it’d be fun?
fadinglighttstudios: we talk ! a lot !
fadinglighttstudios: already !
fadinglighttstudios: don’t interrupt my chain
s3abiscuit_sl3w03: hOw was i supposed to tell it’s not like you said anything
fadinglighttstudios: bc i shouldn’t have to !!
genurl: why do you type so slow
jaik033: aight this looks like sibling drama so ima ,, slip out ,,
s3abiscuit_sl3w03: JAI WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU WERE NOT
jaik033 has left the chat.
genurl: lol “sinlings”
genurl: and he had a point y’all finish each other’s sentences see
fadinglighttstudios: why are you in this
fadinglighttstudios: ezra why is he in this
genurl: sinling-zoned @ezra
s3abiscuit_sl3w03: idk i felt like adding him since we talk a bit
s3abiscuit_sl3w03: wtk wedge
fadinglighttstudios: wtk wedge
fadinglighttstudios: whyd u type three ls
genurl: why’d u forget the apostrophe in why’d
fadinglighttstudios: wedge gtko
genurl: just bc u said that ima stay lol
genurl: already outlasted jai now i just gotta outlast leia n luke n y’all
Sabine: wedge why are you like this
s3abiscuit_sl3w03: stop flirting and go to privates y’all ur weird
fadinglighttstudios: ezra wtk i’m single
ssaucy.rebuff: Can you guys stOp I’m trying to actually do my homework
ssaucy.rebuff: wedge why are you like this?
genurl: ^^ that’s why lolll
ssaucy.rebuff: Wedge I swear—
genurl: swear what lol
s3abiscuit_sl3w03 has added jaik033 to “chat”.
jaik033: ezra wtk
s3abiscuit_sl3w03: ur missin out on tea
jaik033: there’s no tea here
jaik033: not a dROP
s3abiscuit_sl3w03: yea there is
s3abiscuit_sl3w03: there’s leia
ssaucy.rebuff: What’s that supposed to mean?!
s3abiscuit_sl3w03: everyone’s tryna flirt w jai now lolll
s3abiscuit_sl3w03: *wedge oopss
jaik033: eZRA I SWEAR—
jaik033: oh srry
jaik033: wait how’d u even mix us up
jaik033: our names sound nothing alike
jaik033: and he’s the whitest person ive seen since leia
ssaucy.rebuff: Jai I have a brother too….
jaik033: yea but we’re not talking abt him
s3abiscuit_sl3w03: oOF SAVAGE
jaik033: ezra this is aimed at YOU
s3abiscuit_sl3w03: last i checked im not related to leia sjw organa lolll
jaik033: there’s literally nothing here ezra i’m leaving again bye
jaik033 has left the chat.
s3abiscuit_sl3w03: wait dont—
ssaucy.rebuff: Nobody in here even uses proper grammar Jai had the right idea I’m leaving too bye.
ssaucy.rebuff has left the chat.
s3abiscuit_sl3w03: wtk where’d u come from
fadinglighttstudios: i’ve been in here the whole time lol
s3abiscuit_sl3w03: you haven’t said anything ,,
fadinglighttstudios: it’s called ghosting, kid. u should reallyyy try it sometime
s3abiscuit_sl3w03: i’m payin respects
fadinglighttstudios: to who???
s3abiscuit_sl3w03: my grades
s3abiscuit_sl3w03: pryce just put grades in rip
fadinglighttstudios: ohh for ur class
s3abiscuit_sl3w03: ye i mean i’m IN my class so
s3abiscuit_sl3w03: has luke even checked the chat yet lol
fadinglighttstudios: prob not
fadinglighttstudios: wedge can u ask him
fadinglighttstudios: why’d y’all send those at the same time
genurl: why not lol
fadinglighttstudios: wEdge just aSK
genurl: alright alright calm down i gotta wait he’s callin his dad rn
s3abiscuit_sl3w03: wait wedge are u W HIM???
fadinglighttstudios: yea stupid
genurl: ...yea?? why lol
fadinglighttstudios: why else you think i’d ask him lol
fadinglighttstudios: ezra u dumbbb
s3abiscuit_sl3w03: well sorry but i don’t know everything
fadinglighttstudios: YOU ADMITTED IT!!
s3abiscuit_sl3w03: wAIT HOWD YOU KNOW THEYRE TOGETHER
fadinglighttstudios: it’s called snapchat boi
s3abiscuit_sl3w03: wait u actually USE that thing
fadinglighttstudios: just for the map lol
genurl: aight it looks like he’s abt to be done ima ask
fadinglighttstudios: mkay just lmk
luke_alive: hi guys
luke_alive: wedge you’re literally right next to me
luke_alive: okay Wedge .
luke_alive: anyway Ezra what’d you want?
s3abiscuit_sl3w03: nothing lol
luke_alive: then why’d you ask me ??
s3abiscuit_sl3w03: i didn’t ask u anything loll
luke_alive: Wedge said you did
s3abiscuit_sl3w03: no i told him to ask u if you’d even checked the chat yet
genurl: no i didn’t
luke_alive: wait why
s3abiscuit_sl3w03: idk lol
luke_alive: Leia can you tell Artoo I said hi
fadinglighttstudios: she left the chat lol
luke_alive: oh rip
luke_alive: wait who’s even in this
fadinglighttstudios has renamed the chat to “bye nerds”
fadinglighttstudios has left the chat.
luke_alive: wait what
genurl: oofff rip
s3abiscuit_sl3w03: can we get an f in the chat folks
genurl: yeah here
genurl has left the chat.
luke_alive: mk uhhh
luke_alive: sorry Ezra
s3abiscuit_sl3w03: wait luke wut
luke_alive has left the chat.
s3abiscuit_sl3w03: ah kriff.
Ezra is a freshman and Sabine’s a sophomore, this takes place about five months after Kanan’s been released from the hospital following the Maul incident (so in March/April of second semester).
Kanan: bilingualblind (main) // blindbroadcasts (podcasting account)
s3abiscuit_sl3w03 has added fadinglighttstudios, bilingualblind, blindbroadcasts, and ghostgirl_pilots to “fam”.
fadinglighttstudios: ezra why’d you add both of kanan’s users
s3abiscuit_sl3w03: bc idk which one he uses more
bilingualblind: I use both period see question mark
blindbroadcasts: Asterisk see question mark
fadinglighttstudios: kanan why haven’t you fixed that by now
bilingualblind: Fixed what question mark
fadinglighttstudios: u know, the whole question mark-period thing
bilingualblind: What do you mean it’s correct punctuation isn’t it question mark
s3abiscuit_sl3w03: she means it’s actually typing out the words
bilingualblind: Oh period
ghostgirl_pilots: Kanan honey just don’t even say the punctuation at this point and I promise it’ll help.
bilingualblind: But you guys are period
fadinglighttstudios: lol no only hera is
bilingualblind: Oh period
fadinglighttstudios: also ezra another question why’d you name the chat “fam” like ?? we aren’t ??
bilingualblind: I think at this point it’s kind of a given period
fadinglighttstudios: kANAN P L E A S E--
ghostgirl_pilots: Sabine calm down you have to remember he’s blind :)
fadinglighttstudios: exACTLY !!
fadinglighttstudios: SO HE SHOULDNT CARE ABT PUNCTUATION THIS MUCHHH
s3abiscuit_sl3w03: lol if i knew it made u this upset i would’ve done it sooner too period
fadinglighttstudios: eZRA I SWEAR--
s3abiscuit_sl3w03: yea and pryce hates it period
fadinglighttstudios: ASDFH;JKL EZRA
s3abiscuit_sl3w03: smiley face period
fadinglighttstudios: EZRA KRIFFINHG BRIDGER
bilingualblind: Kids calm down the text to speech thing is spelling everything out and saying capital before it I hate it please stop period
s3abiscuit_sl3w03: lol maybe you should just tell that to sabine she’s the one freaking out
s3abiscuit_sl3w03: also we’re not kids
s3abiscuit_sl3w03: well i’m not idk abt sabine lolll
bilingualblind: Also please stop using the abbreviations it doesn’t read them right either period
bilingualblind: Sabine why the asterisks question mark
fadinglighttstudios: kAnAn JuSt StOp UsInG pUnCtUaTiOn UgHhHhH
bilingualblind: Oops period
blindbroadcasts: Yeah question mark
ghostgirl_pilots: Love you should probably go to sleep Ezra’s got school tomorrow and I remember you telling me he wasn’t taking the bus?
blindbroadcasts: Yeah you think I’m driving him question mark
fadinglighttstudios: I am
ghostgirl_pilots: Fair point and that makes more sense
s3abiscuit_sl3w03: kanan ughhh can you gooo?? it’s your turn on battleship
fadinglighttstudios: ezra aren’t u at his house rn
s3abiscuit_sl3w03: yea but
s3abiscuit_sl3w03: he’s downstairsss ughhh
s3abiscuit_sl3w03: that’s a ways away
fadinglighttstudios: isn’t rex still trying to recruit u for track
fadinglighttstudios: also can’t he like NOT play battleship
S3abiscuit_sl3w03: kanan can it’s a long story but
s3abiscuit_sl3w03: re rex--he was but i told him that luke’s a better fit besides luke actually LIKES running
fadinglighttstudios: so do u
s3abiscuit_sl3w03: since when
fadinglighttstudios: i saw u running w ap the other day
s3abiscuit_sl3w03: yea only bc kanan didn’t feel like taking him out
blindbroadcasts: Did too exclamation point
fadinglighttstudios: wowww throwing shade on a blind guy now huh
fadinglighttstudios: that’s low even for u
fadinglighttstudios: also since when did u and luke talk
s3abiscuit_sl3w03: we don’t leia told me
ghostgirl_pilots: Kids don’t you think you should be in bed by now? You have school tomorrow :)
fadinglighttstudios: im busy
fadinglighttstudios: working on a big painting i need done for thrawn’s class tmr
s3abiscuit_sl3w03: yea me too
ghostgirl_pilots: Sabine Chopper just came up to signal me and he’s trying to get me to come to your room, are you sure you’re working on something for school? ;)
fadinglighttstudios: yes i am hera.
fadinglighttstudios: chop’s just mad bc i wouldn’t let him have my brownie earlier
s3abiscuit_sl3w03: why wouldn’t u that’s rude
fadinglighttstudios: bc it’s chocolate boi
s3abiscuit_sl3w03: makes sense
fadinglighttstudios: of course it does it’s me
blindbroadcasts: Ezra go to bed I can still hear you blasting Aerosmith someone’s gonna complain period
s3abiscuit_sl3w03: yea and i can hear u podcasting
blindbroadcasts: Okay first off that’s not even a word second I’m an adult third you live in my house fourth I’m talking to some people from work fifth me talking on the phone is not the same as you blasting rock at midnight period
s3abiscuit_sl3w03: i thought u didn’t work anymore beyond ur blogging stuff
s3abiscuit_sl3w03: also ur literally on ur podcasting acc rn
s3abiscuit_sl3w03: and it is a word i just googled it
s3abiscuit_sl3w03: and it’s not even midnight yet
blindbroadcasts: Siri google the more you know meme
blindbroadcasts: Siri google the more you know meme
blindbroadcasts: Siri why won’t you google the more you know meme Sabine said you were supposed to be useful
s3abiscuit_sl3w03: ur not on siri.
blindbroadcasts: Oh period
blindbroadcasts: Wait then what’s the name of the texting thing like the voice to text or text to voice thing question mark
blindbroadcasts: Isn’t that called Siri question mark
s3abiscuit_sl3w03: k first things first we’re taking you to the Apple store tmr.
Ezra is a rising junior and Sabine’s a rising senior, this takes place about two weeks before school starts back.
bilingualblind to ghostgirl_pilots
bilingualblind: Hey Hera question mark
bilingualblind: Can’t sleep sorry period
ghostgirl_pilots: Neither can I love you didn’t wake me don’t worry ;)
bilingualblind: Kay period
bilingualblind: Thanks period
ghostgirl_pilots: No problem ;)
ghostgirl_pilots: Any particular reason why?
bilingualblind: No period just worried about Ezra I think period
ghostgirl_pilots: What about Ezra?
bilingualblind: I don’t know period
bilingualblind: I just ellipses
bilingualblind: I want to make sure he’s doing okay period
ghostgirl_pilots: He is love don’t worry :)
bilingualblind: Yeah but what if he needs help with his classes and stuff question mark and then I can’t help ellipses
ghostgirl_pilots: Don’t worry I’m sure Sabine’ll help
ghostgirl_pilots: I made her promise to ;)
bilingualblind: Alright period
bilingualblind: Night period
ghostgirl_pilots: Night love :)
ghostgirl_pilots: She’s a good kid Kanan
ghostgirl_pilots: They both are.
Ezra and Luke are juniors and Sabine’s a senior; this takes place about mid-September.
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
ghostgirl_pilots has added bilingualblind, cooldude08080818, history.watcher.212, trainguy7567, notthefbi_501st, feminist.energy.tano, and wrestling_guy4 to “Adults”.
bilingualblind: Hey period
history.watcher.212: Hello there
notthefbi_501st: oh wait what is this
feminist.energy.tano: a gc skyguy get it together
notthefbi_501st: love the positivity snips
feminist.energy.tano: I apologize for his behavior.
notthefbi_501st: no need to be passive aggressive snips geez
feminist.energy.tano: sorry who’s being passive aggressive? :)
bilingualblind: Guys this is the adult chat not the kid chat so either chill or get out period
cooldude08080818: look who’s talking
notthefbi_501st: why’re you in here anyway Han
notthefbi_501st: ur like a baby
cooldude08080818: idk i didn’t add myself did i?? :))
cooldude08080818: ask hera
ghostgirl_pilots: Kanan said to add all the adults so
trainguy7567: Then where are the other guys?
ghostgirl_pilots: didn’t have their handles sorry!!
trainguy7567: Hold on I can add them
trainguy7567 has added w0lf.packk to “Adults”.
feminist.energy.tano: skyguy stop copying me
feminist.energy.tano has removed notthefbi_501st from “Adults”.
feminist.energy.tano: press f to pay respects.
bilingualblind: F period
bilingualblind: Wait is Bail in here question mark I can’t see ellipses
cooldude08080818: i mean—
ghostgirl_pilots has added notthefbi_501st to “Adults”.
ghostgirl_pilots: Stop being immature that’s for the kids’ chat!! :)
trainguy7567 has added 5576_39_new to “Adults”.
trainguy7567: Gregor finally got one
notthefbi_501st: snips ima kick you out next
trainguy7567: Except I’m not sure how much he plans on using it
feminist.energy.tano: wait skyguy don’t
5576_39_new: I don’t plan on using it at all Rex but thanks sorry
notthefbi_501st: why not
5576_39_new has left the chat.
notthefbi_501st: ahsoka ???
history.watcher.212: Hey could somebody pick up Luke from track please? I can’t make it in time and he took the bus this morning. Thanks!
cooldude08080818: don’t you guys live like two blocks from school
history.watcher.212: No that’s the Organas
history.watcher.212: Luke and I live a couple miles or so from the school.
notthefbi_501st: my kid can walk home
cooldude08080818: wait what
w0lf.packk: Hold on what
history.watcher.212: Anakin I’m not quite sure they’re aware….
notthefbi_501st has left the chat.
feminist.energy.tano: lolll gottem
Have some crack for April Fools’ Day🙃
Ezra and Jai are seniors, Sabine’s on her gap year before college, and Wedge is a college freshman at Lothal University.
*This chapter comprises of multiple conversations to create part of one cohesive story (or as cohesive as you can get through text), and note that there will likely be a follow-up oneshot to this.
**Once again, note that:
wtk = what the kriff
stku = shut the kriff up
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
fadinglighttstudios to s3abiscuit_sl3w03
fadinglighttstudios: hey nerd
fadinglighttstudios: what’s the deal w all the fbi agents
s3abiscuit_sl3w03: why would ik lol
s3abiscuit_sl3w03: idk anything
fadinglighttstudios: yeah, except apparently u know THIS.
fadinglighttstudios: don’t bother hiding it ik u do
s3abiscuit_sl3w03: hold on kanans calling
fadinglighttstudios to jaik033
fadinglighttstudios: hey is ezra w u?
jaik033: were in history rn
fadinglighttstudios: wait is he on the phone?
jaik033: ...yea??? why??
fadinglighttstudios: what’s he doing on it
jaik033: wtk sabine
fadinglighttstudios: just answer me
fadinglighttstudios: what’s he doing?
jaik033: uhhhh hold on
jaik033: he just yelled at me sor
jaik033: sABINE GET YOUR FACE BACK INTO YOUR OWN BUSINESS
fadinglighttstudios: EZRA THAT BETTER BE YOU
fadinglighttstudios: ANSWER ME RIGHT NOW.
jaik033: AJI WHSUY SHIOUD I?1
jaik033: ah sorryyy he took my phone
fadinglighttstudios: yeah i can tell..
fadinglighttstudios: anyway i’m guessing he WASNT calling someone?
jaik033: he definitely wasn’t.
fadinglighttstudios: k thx
fadinglighttstudios to s3abiscuit_sl3w03
s3abiscuit_sl3w03: you called?
s3abiscuit_sl3w03: calm down sis
s3abiscuit_sl3w03: i said calm dOWn uGh
s3abiscuit_sl3w03: i legitimately DONT KNOW why theres so many fbi agents here rn ok?!
s3abiscuit_sl3w03: just bc my dads an excop and ahsoka comes over to our place a bunch w anakin sometimes doesnt mean i actually KNOW what fbi agents do ok ok
fadinglighttstudios: just like you were on the phone w kanan a min ago
s3abiscuit_sl3w03: okay admITTEDLY I WAS ON MY PHONE AND HE WAS ON HIS BC WE WERE TEXTING EACH OTHER SO YOU CZN STKU
fadinglighttstudios: lolll triggered ??
s3abiscuit_sl3w03: i hate you.
fadinglighttstudios: ok anyway just lmk why there’s hALF A DOZEN BLACK KIDNSPPER VANS PULLED UP OUTSIDE CAMPUS THEN.
s3abiscuit_sl3w03: where r u?!
s3abiscuit_sl3w03: there’s no govt vans???!
s3abiscuit_sl3w03: sabine wdym!?
fadinglighttstudios: i’m at the college rn i was catching up w wedge he wanted to go get lunch aND THEN A BUNCH OF BLACK VASN PULLED UI OURSIFE--
s3abiscuit_sl3w03: hold on ill as kkanan
fadinglighttstudios: hurry looks like theyre gonna put us on lockdown soon and then i wont be able to text u i dont think
s3abiscuit_sl3w03: why havent u just texted him already?!
fadinglighttstudios: already tried his response was incoherent
fadinglighttstudios: u can actually understand him tho
fadinglighttstudios: i think he was tryna type w out the voice text thing or it was loud or smthbc i didnt understand a word
s3abiscuit_sl3w03: k i texted him
s3abiscuit_sl3w03: what abt hera??
s3abiscuit_sl3w03: did u txt her??
fadinglighttstudios: no respone
fadinglighttstudios: ezra ezra pls hury
fadinglighttstudios: ezra theyre coming in n callin random ppl out ezra hurry
s3abiscuit_sl3w03: srry kanans just being more incomprehensible than normal
fadinglighttstudios: can u call him ???? i cant rn they just yelled a t a guy doin that
fadinglighttstudios: ezra wait
fadinglighttstudios: ezra can u call 911
fadinglighttstudios: ezra pls
s3abiscuit_sl3w03: cant u text em
fadinglighttstudios: n onot here just pl scall them get someone overhere theyre not wwat ezra pls hurry
fadinglighttstudios: ezra they looklikethe yve got weapons ones got a gun ad hes wavin git around nad having us line up and hold on i think theres that tato o u showed me a pic ofonce on ones arm get someone ver her
s3abiscuit_sl3w03: k hold on
s3abiscuit_sl3w03 to fadinglighttstudios
s3abiscuit_sl3w03: k sabine theyre taking a look at it
s3abiscuit_sl3w03: whats the sitch
s3abiscuit_sl3w03: sabine ???
s3abiscuit_sl3w03: hold on zeb just came iin
s3abiscuit_sl3w03: k im w zeb he wants to know details of what going on
s3abiscuit_sl3w03: how many of them are there and what do they look like
s3abiscuit_sl3w03: sabine pls answer me
s3abiscuit_sl3w03: Sabine it’s been 11 minutes and Zeb said if you haven’t answere d in 4 more then hes’ calling in an actual team.
s3abiscuit_sl3w03: Sabine please i need to know youre ok
s3abiscuit_sl3w03: Kanan keeps askjng whats going on bc zeb just called him
s3abiscuit_sl3w03: they just pgaed hera too sabine answer
s3abiscuit_sl3w03: sabine pls.
s3abiscuit_sl3w03: Zeb said youve got 2 min or theyre sending his team in w kallus’s group
s3abiscuit_sl3w03: Sabine it’s been 15 minutes.
This was inspired in part by a mixup at a camp I attended a while ago, during which two of my friends each referred to black vans as "kidnapper vans" and "SWAT team/government/FBI trucks," respectively. And don't worry, there will be a (non-text) follow-up to this that will help clear up some of the confusion and finish it off.