I’m a velociraptor. Well, not really, but that’s what you call the giant flying natives of this planet you’ve just “discovered.” I like it. Makes me feel powerful.
I’ve never seen a Puddle Jumper before. One came flying out of that huge ring in the jungle. It looks like the tasty armored beetles I usually eat. But bigger. Way bigger. If I swoop out of the sky and grab it, that’s breakfast, lunch, and dinner. For three days.
Your cut-rate Jumper insurance isn’t paying for all that damage. So get Allstate, and be better protected from Mayhem, like me.