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Gay And Ready To Slay

Summary:

it's another really gay chatfic

Notes:

basically, kiri is terrifying when he's mad and I like to think baku and mido have a weird brotherish relationship like tatsuya and kagami from kuroko no basuke.

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: Don't make kiri mad

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I'mSoTired added Iida Tenya Tenya, Bakugou Katsuki, Tooru Hagakure, Kaminari Denki, and fifteen others to the group.

I'mSoTired: This is Aizawa, I created this groupchat so you can all bond or whatever allmight said. Do what you want, I don't really care.

Iida Tenya: sensei?
Iida Tenya: What a wonderful idea! This is a great way for the class to bond! And if it were feasible, it would be a great way to study as well! Quite unfortunate that the terrible trio refuses to learn. 

I’mSoTired: Yeah, well, I'm gonna leave this in yours and yaoyorozu's hands so good luck.

Iida Tenya: I won't dissapoint sensei!

I’mSoTired: Alright. Bye.

I’mSoTired has left the groupchat

Iida Tenya: Goodbye!
Iida Tenya: Oh, he left.

 


 



Kaminari Denki: :D))))

Kaminari Denki has renamed to chat to Gay And Ready To Slay

Kaminari Denki has changed their name to HumanTazer

HumanTazer: @everyone YA'LL WE GOT A GC NOW

Ashido Mina: FUCKIN FINALLY

Iida Tenya: Language!

Midoriya Izuku: Hi guys! :D

Iida Tenya: Hello Midoriya!

Todoroki Shouto: What is this?

Midoriya Izuku: Hello Iida!
Midoriya Izuku: It's a groupchat!

Todoroki Shouto: Which is?

Midoriya Izuku: A groupchat is where you can talk to multiple people at once! Alot of friend groups have them!

Todoroki Shouto: But...
Todoroki Shouto: I don't have friends?

Uraraka Ochako: Damnit Todoroki, you broke him.
Uraraka Ochako: and whats this about you not having friends? ME AND DEKU ARE YOUR FRIENDS!

Todoroki Shouto: Oh, I did not realize. I apologize, I have never had friends before.

Iida Tenya: Todoroki, I must ask that you stop breaking our friends.

Todoroki Shouto: Oh god, even uraraka. 

Sero Hanta: BRO

HumanTazer: BRO

Sero Hanta: Change my name bro!

HumanTazer: I gotchu bro

HumanTazer has changed Sero Hanta's name to ScotchTape

ScotchTape: Bro...

HumanTazer: is it not good bro?

ScotchTape: I LOVE IT BRO <3

HumanTazer: AWW THANKS BRO <3

Jirou Kyoka: Gay

Midoriya Izuku: Gay

Uraraka Ochako: Gay

Asui Tsuyu: Gay, ribbit

Kirishima Eijirou: Gay

Ojiro Mashirao: Gay

Sato Rikido: Gay

Ashido Mina: Gay

Shoji Mezo: Gay

Aoyama Yuuga: Gay

Koda Koji: Gay

Tokoyami Fumikage: what a mad banquet of darkness

Shoji Mezo: my smol birb,,,,can u not

Tokoyami Fumikage: no.

Shoji Mezo: babe why.

Tokoyami Fumikage: I must satiate the dark urges within myself.

Shoji Mezo: I can satiate your dark urges..

Ashido Mina Mina: LMAOO

Sato Rikido: I expected that from kaminari but not you Shoji

HumanTazer: GAAAAYYYYYY

ScotchTape: But bro were gay..

HumanTazer: Shit ur rite bro

 

 


 

 

 

Bakugou Katsuki: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

HumanTazer: BLASTY!!!! WELCOME TO THE GC

Bakugou Katsuki: SHUT UP PIKACHU

Iida Tenya: Bakugou, I must ask you to stop using all caps!

Bakugou Katsuki: SHUT UP GLASSES! THIS IS THE ONLY WAY TO PORTRAY MY RAGE!

Kirishima Eijirou: Don’t mind him his caps lock is stuck

Bakugou Katsuki: SHUT UP SHITTY HAIR IT’S YOUR FAULT

ScotchTape: Why is it kiri’s fault?

HumanTazer: Why is the caps stuck bro?

Kirishima Eijirou: His phone is broken

Bakugou Katsuki: AND WHO’S FAULT IS THAT YOU FUCKING DUMBASS?

Kirishima Eijirou: I already apologized man! M sorry!! Forgive mee!!! (; -_-)

Bakugou Katsuki: FUCK YOU

Kirishima Eijirou: but bakubro!!!

Bakugou Katsuki: NO MEANS NO SHITTY HAIR

Kirishima Eijirou: ;-;

Bakugou Katsuki: …

Bakugou Katsuki: FINE BUT DON’T EVER FUCKIN DO THAT AGAIN YOU FUCKMUNCH

Kirishima Eijirou: :)

Bakugou Katsuki: SHITTY HAIR

Bakugou Katsuki: wait hold on I got it to work

Bakugou Katsuki: SHITTY HAIR YOU BETTER FUCKING BE HAPPY

Kirishima Eijirou: :)

Bakugou Katsuki: Kirishima be happy or I swear to fuck

Kirishima Eijirou: :D!!!

Kirishima Eijirou: you remembered my name!!!!

Bakugou Katsuki: I always knew your name jackass.

Kirishima Eijirou:……!!!!!!

Ashido Mina: Kiri is a pure child rt if u agree

Bakugou Katsuki: rt

Sato Rikido: rt

HumanTazer: rt

ScotchTape: rt

Midoriya Izuku: rt

Todoroki Shouto: rt

Uraraka Ochako: rt

Asui Tsuyu: rt

Ashido Mina: rt

Kirishima Eijirou: GUYS!!!!!!

Ashido Mina: cmon bro u kno it’s tru

Kirishima Eijirou: ..but u shouldnt say itttttt

Uraraka Ochako: anyone gonna comment on how baku was the first to agree?? No?? okay I’ll stop

Bakugou Katsuki: hush round face

Asui Tsuyu: ..You didn’t curse, ribbit..

Bakugou Katsuki: wym?

HumanTazer: YOU DID IT AGAIN??!!

Bakugou Katsuki: ???

Kirishima Eijirou: I think they’re confused why ur not cursing out people bakubro

Bakugou Katsuki: why would I curse roundface?? She’s pretty cool. And froggy is the most level headed people here soooooooo

Ashido Mina: GUYS WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

Ashido Mina: HE’S BEING NICE W H A T

HumanTazer: THE WORLD IS ENDING???

ScotchTape: I’m getting worried bro

Kirishima Eijirou: Guys!! Leave him alone! He can be nice if he want’s to for fucks sake.

HumanTazer: woah..okay..

HumanTazer: Sorry blasty

ScotchTape: yeah, sorry bro! it was just unexpected!

Ashido Mina: sry blasty….

Ashido Mina: can u stahp being mad at us now kiri??

Kirishima Eijirou: I wasn’t mad in the first place :)

Bakugou Katsuki: sounds fake but okay

Uraraka Ochako: do you really think that Bakugou??? Thanks!! You’re pretty cool too, though your attitude sucks..

Kirishima Eijirou: : )

Uraraka Ochako: …

Asui Tsuyu: yeah, you’re really strong. But like ochako said, you really need to work on your attitude.

Kirishima Eijirou: : )

Asui Tsuyu: …

Asui Tsuyu: I understand now ochako

Uraraka Ochako: RIGHT?!

HumanTazer: wym??

ScotchTape: dude..kiri is terrifying

Kirishima Eijirou: No I’m not!!

Jirou Kyoka: dude your glare would send Bakugou running to the hills. T_T

Bakugou Katsuki: No it fucking wouldn’t

Jirou Kyoka: you sure

Bakugou Katsuki: not anymore jfc

Kirishima Eijirou: Bakubro?? You too???

Bakugou Katsuki: even your smileys are threatening when your mad

Bakugou Katsuki: WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKMUNCHES MADE HIM MAD ANYWAYS HUH?!

ScotchTape: why do u care baku??

Bakugou Katsuki: 1) I’m his best fucking friend tape face

                                   2) we’re fucKING STUDYING AND NOW HE’S NOT FOCUSING

HumanTazer: oh, so blasty’s mad bc he cant have all kiri’s attention ehhhhh?????

Bakugou Katsuki: Pikachu you have 5 seconds to run.

Kirishima Eijirou: bakubro NO! what did I say about threatening your friends!

Bakugou Katsuki: you can’t control me dumb hair

Kirishima Eijirou: Bakugou Katsuki. I said no.

Bakugou Katsuki: jfc fine is won’t murder fucking Pikachu..

Kirishima Eijirou: :D!!

Midoriya Izuku: yeah ur rite he’s fucking terrifying

Midoriya Izuku: he bossed kachaan around holy fuck

Bakugou Katsuki: WHATS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN SHITTY NERD?! (╬ಠ益ಠ)

Midoriya Izuku: nothing kachaan

Midoriya Izuku: kiri ur a v powerful boii

Kirishima Eijirou: ik (◡‿◡✿)

Uraraka Ochako: Bakugou be w h i p p e d

Todoroki Shouto: wow

Todoroki Shouto: Bakugou being calm?? Its more likely than you think

HumanTazer: hoLY FUCK TODOROKI MEMED @ScotchTape

ScotchTape: BRO W H A T

HumanTazer: FINALLY ANOTHER TO ADD TO THE CHAT

Ashido Mina: omg

ScotchTape: bro are we not enough….?

HumanTazer: no bro! Ily no homo I’m sryyyyy

ScotchTape: ily 2 bro no homo

ScotchTape: but theres always room for another memer

Ashido Mina: on a completely different note

Ashido Mina: we need to change everyone’s names!!!!!!!

Ashido Mina Mina has changed their name to Trippingonacid

Trippingonacid: all of u change ur names I don’t wanna be alooooneeee

Kirishima Eijirou has changed their name to hardboi

Sato Rikido has changed their name to surgarnotcocaine

Tokoyami Fumikage has changed their name to yieldtothedarkness

Shoji Mezo: how suprising

Shoji Mezo has changed their name to not4hentai

Aoyama Yuuga has changed their name to frenchsparkler

Uraraka Ochako has changed their name to DefyingGravity

Asui Tsuyu has changed their name to Pepeisntmydad

Koda Koji had changed their name to Onedaymyprincewillcome

Jirou Kyoka has changed their name to Gerard Way

Yieldtothedarkness: Ah you are now my new best friend, sorry Shoji

Not4hentai: understandable have a nice day

Gerard Way: I don’t have a say in this do i

Yieldtothedarkness: n o

Midoriya Izuku has changed their name to HeNeedSomeMilk

HeNeedSomeMilk has changed Todoroki Shouto’s name to I SEE FIRE

I SEE FIRE: I-

Iida Tenya has changed their name to nyoom

HumanTazer: IIDA WHAT THE FUCKD;HIDSGAH

nyoom: Im not gonna keep pretending dude

ScotchTape: ANOTHER UNEXPECTED ARRIVAL TO THE MEME GC

nyoom: what have I done