Chapter 1: what did you just bring upon this cursed land
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tsu @reptilegf
stop calling me kermit my name is tsu
Tenya Iida @tenyaiida
@reptilegf Kermit-san?
lego man @serophane
tape. thats it thats the joke
kiri @sharktank
@serophane that’s weak bro
dumb bitch juice @DENKINARI
@serophane laaaaaame
lego man @serophane
@sharktank @DENKINARI THERES NOT MUCH U CAN DO WITH TAPE ELBOWS OKAY
jirou @xxkyoka
its me. im the one blink-182 was talking about. im the girl at the rock show
pink cheeks @uravity
i wish i could just float away from all my problems :(
Tenya Iida @tenyaiida
@uravity Are you okay, Uraraka?
pink cheeks @uravity
@tenyaiida on the outside i’m smiling but on the inside .. i’m dying.
jirou @xxkyoka
@uravity shes speaking in fake deep tungle quotes who is this and what did u do w ochaco
deku! @AllMight_Fan8
who started the counting how many times i cry in a day ..
pink cheeks @uravity
@AllMight_Fan8 wasn’t me!!
kiri @sharktank
@AllMight_Fan8 i dunno who did it dude :/
Shouji @tentacole
@AllMight_Fan8 It was me
deku! @AllMight_Fan8
@tentacole wh
deku! @AllMight_Fan8
@tentacole .. why
Shouji @tentacole
@AllMight_Fan8 I have nothing better to do
𝒶𝑜𝓎𝒶𝓂𝒶 @SHININGHERO
un jour vous avez tous vont mourir... et je m’élèverai.
outdated john cena joke @invisigal
the worst part about being invisible is that i still have to wear clothes???????????? this is discrimination in this essay i will-
ojiro:) @tailman32
can furries stop coming up to me to ask where i got my tail
mina <3 @aliengf
@reptilegf well one of us is gonna have to change
dumb bitch juice @DENKINARI
kachow
jirou @xxkyoka
@DENKINARI stop that
Please stop calling me emo. @xXdarkshadowXx
Revelry in the dark.
pink cheeks @uravity
@xXdarkshadowXx tokoyami this is the only thing you tweet and i’m concerned???
sugar man @satomakingit
Can i getuhhhhhhhh pizza
dumb bitch juice @DENKINARI
@satomakingit yeh what u want on it ?
sugar man @satomakingit
@DENKINARI make it Boneless
dumb bitch juice @DENKINARI
@satomakingit DEAD MEME ALERT! DEAD MEME ALERT! DEAD MEME ALERT!
lego man @serophane
@satomakingit this is the meme police sir ur gonna have to come with me
sugar man @satomakingit
@serophane Ah, fuck.
da-koda @uwusoftboi
im an insects hate account now unu
jirou @xxkyoka
@uwusoftboi i thought we moved past this .
not your girlfriend. @yaoyorozu
i regret this already
kiri @sharktank
bakugou be like (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
Tenya Iida @tenyaiida
@sharktank Put that table back or so help me-
kiri @sharktank
@tenyaiida ┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ)
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sailor saturn > girls united to stand against gross ass boys
sailor saturn: who else knew denki and m*neta were trying to spy on us at the pool
sailor mars: why do you think i got the school uniforms?
sailor venus: this is why we all cherish u
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dumb bitch juice @DENKINARI
lets uhhh fuckin uhhhhhh go to camp!
jirou @xxkyoka
kick kaminari out of the bus challenge
kiri @sharktank
@xxkyoka trust me i already wanna do that with m*neta
not your girlfriend. @yaoyorozu
@sharktank and why haven’t you?
kiri @sharktank
@yaoyorozu common decency and impulse control
jirou @xxkyoka
@sharktank @yaoyorozu two things bakugou doesnt possess..
kiri @sharktank
@xxkyoka JIROU I SWEAR TO GOD IF U HAVE BAKUGOU KICK M*NETA OUT OF THE BUS-
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dumb bitch juice @DENKINARI
mineta has been forcibly removed from the bus!
not your girlfriend. @yaoyorozu
@DENKINARI we were literally told to get off the bus by aizawa sensei
dumb bitch juice @DENKINARI
@yaoyorozu im begging u to stop embarrassing me on twitter for once in my life,
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jirou @xxkyoka
i am never running again for the rest of my life ever
mina <3 @aliengf
@xxkyoka aww c’mon it wasn’t that bad!!!
lego man @serophane
is this what dying feels like
kiri @sharktank
IS SERO DEAD???????
pink cheeks @uravity
@sharktank all of us are dying :(
dumb bitch juice @DENKINARI
@sharktank hes meditating
mina <3 @aliengf
@DENKINARI he’s died!
kiri @sharktank
@DENKINARI @aliengf YOU GUYS
Please stop calling me emo. @xXdarkshadowXx
How to plan 11 funerals
Please stop calling me emo. @xXdarkshadowXx
Apologies. This isn’t Google.
jirou @xxkyoka
im too busy dying to analyze tokoyami’s cryptic tweets wake me up when camp is over
kiri @sharktank
IS SERO DEAD OR NOT I’M PANICKING
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dumb bitch juice @DENKINARI
i smel beef
dumb bitch juice @DENKINARI
..
dumb bitch juice @DENKINARI
i smel like beef
dumb bitch juice @DENKINARI
i smel like beef ..
dumb bitch juice @DENKINARI
I SMEL LIKE BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEF
kiri @sharktank
bakugou threw kaminari outside goodnight everybody
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sailor venus > girls united to stand against gross ass boys
sailor venus: who else is never going to the pool again !
sailor jupiter: me
sailor mercury: me omg
sailor saturn: me
sailor mars: me
sailor pluto: me
sailor pluto: good thing kota was there
sailor saturn: before he fucking plummeted to his death
sailor mercury: can we get an f in the chat ladies
sailor jupiter: f
sailor pluto: f
sailor mars: f ????
sailor saturn: f
sailor venus: f
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deku! @AllMight_Fan8
dinner was really great today!!! i’m so glad i’m at camp with the best future pro heroes!
jirou @xxkyoka
tokoyami is the type of kid to set his pfp to black and change his name to .. on kik when hes having a bad day
lego man @serophane
yo this shit tastes like ass
dumb bitch juice @DENKINARI
@serophane LOL RIGHT
not your girlfriend. @yaoyorozu
i’m bored
deku! @AllMight_Fan8
i-
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dumb bitch juice @DENKINARI
@satomakingit HEY SUGAR MAN
sugar man @satomakingit
@DENKINARI yeah?
dumb bitch juice @DENKINARI
@satomakingit MORE LIKE SUGAR GAY
kiri @sharktank
SUGAR WHAT BRO? SUGAR WHAT??
sugar man @satomakingit
call me sugar gay again see what happens. See what happens to ur fuck dude. call me sugar gay again, i’m gonna fuck up ur fuck . Im gonna beat all the fucks outta you. Out of your DICK
jirou @xxkyoka
kaminari and kirishima better not have pissed off sato we cant take care of ourselves
lego man @serophane
I W I L L B E A T Y O U R F U C K
ojiro:) @tailman32
haha ok then
jirou @xxkyoka
o my god they are fuckign dead
jirou @xxkyoka
and if miraculously sato hasnt killed them already then ill take matters into my own hands
mina <3 @aliengf
ugh now who’s gonna make us cakes on our birthdays??? :(
Mineta @GrapeJuiceHero
@aliengf U know what they say
Mineta @GrapeJuiceHero
@aliengf Women belong in the kitchen lolololol
mina <3 @aliengf
@GrapeJuiceHero thanks for exposing urself! u are now blacklisted
deku! @AllMight_Fan8
why are kaminari and sero running around camp??
deku! @AllMight_Fan8
oh
deku! @AllMight_Fan8
nevermind
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dumb bitch juice @DENKINARI
sero and i r no longer friends.
mina <3 @aliengf
@DENKINARI WHAT???????? :(((((((((
pink cheeks @uravity
@DENKINARI :( what happened?
Please stop calling me emo. @xXdarkshadowXx
@DENKINARI Why announce it on Twitter.
lego man @serophane
wait what
lego man @serophane
@DENKINARI bro what did i do?? :(
dumb bitch juice @DENKINARI
@serophane U DIDNT REVINE ME!!!!!
lego man @serophane
@DENKINARI WHAT
lego man @serophane
@DENKINARI VINE’S BEEN DEAD FOR 2 YEARS NOW
dumb bitch juice @DENKINARI
@serophane dont remind me ……………
lego man @serophane
@DENKINARI WE DIDNT KNOW EACH OTHER UNTIL LAST YEAR
dumb bitch juice @DENKINARI
damn camp rly changes a man huh …
dumb bitch juice @DENKINARI
haha did yal enjoy tht EPIC PRANK xP !
jirou @xxkyoka
@DENKINARI die please im begging u
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Shouji @tentacole
League of villains back to murder us? Must be thursday
kiri @sharktank
SHOUJI WAS IT REALLY WORTH TWEETING
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deku! @AllMight_Fan8
got a new phone!!
pink cheeks @uravity
how did yaoyorozu get her user? like it’s just her name, i’m surprised it wasn’t taken!
not your girlfriend. @yaoyorozu
@uravity i paid for it
outdated john cena joke @invisigal
i
tsu @reptilegf
everyone: how’d you get this??
yaoyorozu: i’m rich
everyone: what the.. how..
dumb bitch juice @DENKINARI
shark boy and lava girl
did u mean
kirishima and bakugou
jirou @xxkyoka
@DENKINARI the worst joke ever made,
dumb bitch juice @DENKINARI
@xxkyoka IM RIGHT THO
kiri @sharktank
@DENKINARI this is the best thing i’ve seen all day!!! just wait for halloween!!!! >:)
pink cheeks @uravity
@sharktank you really think bakugou will dress up as lava girl?
kiri @sharktank
@uravity pfft.. no…… i’m not that stupid…. thts crazy .. why would my best bro dress up in matching costumes with me for halloween? pfft that’s insane…….
mina <3 @aliengf
kirishima, in tears rn bc bakugou won’t dress up with him on halloween
lego man @serophane
midoriya and bakugou be like
HE RUINED MY DREAM JOURNAL
I DID NOT MR ELECTRIC SEND HIM TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE AND HAVE HIM EXPELLED!
jirou @xxkyoka
@serophane NO MORE SHARK BOY AND LAVA GIRL REFERENCES.
deku! @AllMight_Fan8
@serophane i don’t like this because it’s painfully accurate
dumb bitch juice @DENKINARI
no more shark boy and lava girl refs
jirou @xxkyoka
@DENKINARI thank god
dumb bitch juice @DENKINARI
from now on we reference sky high!!!!
pink cheeks @uravity
@DENKINARI NO
lego man @serophane
@DENKINARI YEESSSSSS
dumb bitch juice @DENKINARI
@uravity SIDEKICK!
tsu @reptilegf
what if our entrance exam was just showing our quirk and being sorted into hero or sidekick
dumb bitch juice @DENKINARI
@reptilegf damn u’d be fucked then lmfao
tsu @reptilegf
>_>
dumb bitch juice @DENKINARI
jirou is magenta
jirou @xxkyoka
@DENKINARI i cant shift into animals???
dumb bitch juice @DENKINARI
@xxkyoka yea but u look like her
lego man @serophane
shiozaki is layla
dumb bitch juice @DENKINARI
@serophane oh fuc k then im will
tsu @reptilegf
@DENKINARI but you have a quirk
dumb bitch juice @DENKINARI
@reptilegf I WANT A HOT PLANT GF! FUCK ACCURACY!
kiri @sharktank
we all know this is the best casting:
will - midoriya
layla - uraraka
steve stronghold - all might
warren - bakugou
gwen - monoma
magenta - jirou
zach - kaminari
pink cheeks @uravity
@sharktank how long did it take u to figure this out
kiri @sharktank
@uravity way too long
deku! @AllMight_Fan8
@sharktank but i mean will didn’t have his powers at first but i’ve definitely always had my quirk!!!! yep!!! no insinuating i didn’t have a quirk before!!!!!!
kiri @sharktank
@AllMight_Fan8 i also insinuated that all might is your dad bro
deku! @AllMight_Fan8
@sharktank WWELL THAT'S NOT TRUE EITHER DON'T TELL TODOROKI
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jirou @xxkyoka
someone wanna explain why kaminaris tied to the flagpole
jirou @xxkyoka
nvm im just happy to see him up there thx whoever it was
lego man @serophane
@xxkyoka it was tsu
jirou @xxkyoka
@serophane everybody say thank u tsu for doing gods work
kiri @sharktank
WHY IS KAMINARI UP THERE?????
jirou @xxkyoka
yknow kaminaris been calling my name for like 5 mins up there and im having a hell of a time ignoring him
kiri @sharktank
@xxkyoka DID YOU GET BAKUGOU TO DO THIS??????
kiri @sharktank
I’M GONNA GET YOU DOWN BRO DON’T WORRY
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dumb bitch juice @DENKINARI
i thought my most traumatic experience was like idk going to camp or being tied to a flagpole but no its just girls going into my dorm
not your girlfriend. @yaoyorozu
feeling offended solely because the only thing todoroki has said to me all day is “did you ever think to not bring your entire room to the dorms”
mina <3 @aliengf
LET ME IN!!!
mina <3 @aliengf
LET ME IIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!
not your girlfriend. @yaoyorozu
@aliengf what’s this about
lego man @serophane
@yaoyorozu she wanted tokoyami to let her in
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deku! @AllMight_Fan8
our first night in the dorms!! goodnight everyone!
pink cheeks @uravity
goodnight!! :)
Tenya Iida @tenyaiida
Did everyone brush their teeth??
outdated john cena joke @invisigal
@tenyaiida yes dad
dumb bitch juice @DENKINARI
@tenyaiida no fuck u
dumb bitch juice @DENKINARI
iida be like : [telling aizawa sensei noises]
kiri @sharktank
goodnight you guys! :D
mina <3 @aliengf
night!!! love u all thanks for putting up with my contest ! <333
𝒶𝑜𝓎𝒶𝓂𝒶 @SHININGHERO
i cannot close my eyes because of all the glitter sparkling~ this is the only problem i want to have in life.
Please stop calling me emo. @xXdarkshadowXx
Stop saying goodnight. Go to bed.
lego man @serophane
GOODNIHKT <|~>: !!!!!!! im half as slepep
Please stop calling me emo. @xXdarkshadowXx
FUCK.
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deku! @AllMight_Fan8
JWWHAGT WAS TJAY
mina <3 @aliengf
who just screamed “eat the rich” ??????
Shouji @tentacole
@aliengf That was me sorry
dumb bitch juice @DENKINARI
oh shit r we gonna vore yaomomo????
lego man @serophane
#VOREYAOMOMO !!!!!!!!
not your girlfriend. @yaoyorozu
feeling VERY offended on this sunday evening
pink cheeks @uravity
of all people why did shouji say that ..
jirou @xxkyoka
maybe shouji is the real cryptic one
Please stop calling me emo. @xXdarkshadowXx
@xxkyoka Why do you think we only talk to each other.
mina <3 @aliengf
our school is so diverse… we have an alien, a frog… a furry… and a cryptic squad
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kiri @sharktank
JIROU TURN YOUR MUSIC DOWN!!!!!!
jirou @xxkyoka
@sharktank its not me
kiri @sharktank
WHO’S BLASTING BEASTIE BOYS AT 3 AM????
tsu @reptilegf
@sharktank according to spotify its kaminari
mina <3 @aliengf
do any of u value sleep
lego man @serophane
U GOTTA FIGHT .. FOR UR RIGHT … TO PAAAAAAAAAAARTYYYYYYYYYYYY
pink cheeks @uravity
we’re in japan how do we even know who the beastie boys are
𝒶𝑜𝓎𝒶𝓂𝒶 @SHININGHERO
vous avez tous vont dormir quand vous êtes mort, ce qui arrivera très bientôt si je n’obtiens pas mon sommeil de beauté. ☆。゚+.(人-ω◕ฺ)゚+.゚
pink cheeks @uravity
petition to send bakugou to kaminari’s room so we can all get some sleep
Please stop calling me emo. @xXdarkshadowXx
@uravity Where do I sign this?
kiri @sharktank
……… >:)))
mina <3 @aliengf
wait is bakugou actually going??
pink cheeks @uravity
@aliengf as if bakugou would pass up the chance to annihilate kaminari
jirou @xxkyoka
“oh hey dude! wait dude what are u doing dude”
jirou @xxkyoka
its silent. the evil has been defeated
kiri @sharktank
i did god’s work tonight
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dumb bitch juice @DENKINARI
i lived bitch
Notes:
i finished writing this while listening to day6 and the boyz..................................... YOU GOTTA STOP YOU GOTTA STOP YOU GOTTA STOP NOW YOU GOTTA STOP YOU GOTTA STOP YOU GOTTA STOP NOW
also sorry aoyama's cryptic french tweet is kinda fucky this time around i only took one semester of french so i cant translate it myself lmao SORRYYYYYYYY
Chapter 3: todoroki and bakugou join the battle!
Notes:
key for the girls gc:
ochaco - sailor jupiter
tsuyu - sailor pluto
momo - sailor mars
jirou - sailor saturn
mina - sailor venus
tooru - sailor mercury
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
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mina <3 @aliengf
time for kaminari's daily hugs!!!
dumb bitch juice @DENKINARI
i ... am a loved man
deku! @AllMight_Fan8
we convinced todoroki to make a twitter!!
mina <3 @aliengf
@AllMight_Fan8 you WHAT
pink cheeks @uravity
we have truly done the unthinkable ladies and gents :)
shouto @todoroki_
H
not your girlfriend. @yaoyorozu
@todoroki_ it's okay i don't know how to work this either
mina <3 @aliengf
TODOROKI FANCLUB REJOICE!!!!!!!!!!!
dumb bitch juice @DENKINARI
@aliengf AH FUCK WE'RE COMING
outdated john cena joke @invisigal
@aliengf OMW
ojiro:) @tailman32
you know what im not even gonna ask this time
shouto @todoroki_
I only did this for Midoriya
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lego man @serophane
pov u are in class close to falling asleep when all of a sudden....... an explosion from power loaders workshop. again
jirou @xxkyoka
thats the third time this week. its tuesday
mina <3 @aliengf
what do they do over there?????????
MEI HATSUME!! @MEI_x00
@aliengf NOT ENOUGH!!!!
kiri @sharktank
why does midoriya look like he's having war flashbacks
dumb bitch juice @DENKINARI
damn u a mess and a half @MEI_x00
MEI HATSUME!! @MEI_x00
@DENKINARI I REALLY DID NOT ASK!!!!!!
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izuku > iida we are not making a class 1-a group chat
izuku: hey todoroki!! how are you enjoying twitter??
shouto: I am so confused
ochaco: about what? maybe we can help!
shouto: okay
shouto: what are airpods and why are people considered poor for not having them
izuku: o h
shouto: I should probably be asking Yaoyorozu that. nevermind
ochaco: A
shouto: who is ehjovan
izuku: ah-
ochaco: yeah i actually can't answer that for ya
shouto: what does 'stan loona' mean
izuku: i
ochaco: where are you even finding this stuff
shouto: Ashido gave me a list of people to follow
shouto: even though I don't know them
shouto: but I don't really know anyone
tenya: That was profound, Todoroki.
ochaco: where have you been
tenya: Apologies, Uraraka! I've been studying.
tenya: Unlike all of you.
izuku: uh
shouto: I only did this for Midoriya
ochaco: yes we know
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sailor jupiter > girls united to stand against gross ass boys
sailor jupiter: mina did you give todoroki a list of people to follow
sailor venus: yea!! cool idea right??? ;D
sailor mars: i helped
sailor jupiter: w h y
sailor mars: he'll forget to follow all of us except for midoriya
sailor saturn: i saw the list they gave him "emergency contacts"
sailor jupiter: WHAF
sailor venus: JUST IN CASE!!!!
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dumb bitch juice @DENKINARI
i changed my mind my hero name is now DANGEROUS LIGHTNIN'
shouto @todoroki_
what the hell is a klance and why do people keep comparing me to it
deku! @AllMight_Fan8
@todoroki_ kick!!
shouto @todoroki_
@AllMight_Fan8 .. kick? kick what
shouto @todoroki_
why is that my most liked tweet
dumb bitch juice @DENKINARI
ALL MIGHT SAYS death to all heterosexuals
deku! @AllMight_Fan8
@DENKINARI ALL MIGHT DID NOT SAY THIS!!!!
shouto @todoroki_
@DENKINARI now that's something I can get behind.
deku! @AllMight_Fan8
....... WHHWHWHHAG
jirou @xxkyoka
can someone get kaminari to shut up now
lego man @serophane
kaminari has been shutted the up
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dumb bitch juice @DENKINARI
dude ... wheres my car
lego man @serophane
@DENKINARI dude u dont have a car
dumb bitch juice @DENKINARI
@serophane oh right
jirou @xxkyoka
i ask for one moment of silence
kiri @sharktank
i've done it >:)
kiri @sharktank
i convinced bakugou to make a twitter!!!!!
deku! @AllMight_Fan8
@sharktank wow! kacchan really agreed to that??
Tenya Iida @tenyaiida
@sharktank Now we can make a Class 1-A group chat!
jirou @xxkyoka
@tenyaiida no
not your girlfriend. @yaoyorozu
@tenyaiida no
Please stop calling me emo. @xXdarkshadowXx
@tenyaiida no
mina <3 @aliengf
@sharktank ALL OF BAKUSQUAD ON TWITTER DOT COM !!!!!!! WE ARE HERE TO FUCK SHIT UP !!!!!!!!!!!
dumb bitch juice @DENKINARI
@sharktank @aliengf YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
lego man @serophane
@sharktank @aliengf @DENKINARI YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
pink cheeks @uravity
@sharktank admit it u kinda had my help too :)
kiri @sharktank
@uravity okay maybe a LITTLE
mina <3 @aliengf
kiri: i've done it
everyone:
kiri: bakugou has a twt account now
everyone: REAL SHIT?
None of your damn business @LordExplosion
How to delete Twitter account
None of your damn business @LordExplosion
HOW TO DELETE FUCKING TWITTER
None of your damn business @LordExplosion
WHAT THE FUCK WHY ISN'T IT WORKING???????!!!!!!
kiri @sharktank
.. an attempt was made
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None of your damn business @LordExplosion
How do I tag people
lego man @serophane
@LordExplosion use @ and type in their user
None of your damn business @LordExplosion
@AllMight_Fan8 Change your username you damn nerd
deku! @AllMight_Fan8
@LordExplosion i've actually been thinking about doing that!!
None of your damn business @LordExplosion
@AllMight_Fan8 Do it already it's shit
deku! @AllMight_Fan8
@LordExplosion thank you for the constructive criticism kacchan!
None of your damn business @LordExplosion
@AllMight_Fan8 IT'S NOT CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM SHITTY DEKU
None of your damn business @LordExplosion
@AllMight_Fan8 I'M FUCKING INSULTING YOU
lego man @serophane
is the world ending or is deku changing his iconic all might @
deku! @AllMight_Fan8
lol guys it's really not that serious! i just need a change!!
pink cheeks @uravity
@AllMight_Fan8 aww that's okay!! do whatever feels right!
dumb bitch juice @DENKINARI
@AllMight_Fan8 dont do it dude this is all i know u as
deku! @AllMight_Fan8
@DENKINARI kaminari... we're classmates .. we see each other every day
tsu @reptilegf
all might is sobbing in the staff lounge
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None of your damn business @LordExplosion
@sharktank Where the hell are you
kiri @sharktank
@LordExplosion almost there dw!!!
None of your damn business @LordExplosion
@sharktank I'm not fucking worried about you Shitty Hair
dumb bitch juice @DENKINARI
[narrator voice] He Was Worried.
pink cheeks @uravity
bakugou hasn't even been on twitter for an entire day and yet all his interactions are wholesome
shouto @todoroki_
@uravity wholesome isn't the word I'd use but sure
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dumb bitch juice @DENKINARI
mina's showing us ouran high school host club
lego man @serophane
the song at the end .... fucking dope ...
mina <3 @aliengf
@serophane I RUN AND RUN A THOUSAND MILES AND I AM BARELY BREATHINGGG
lego man @serophane
@aliengf ONLY THE FUEL OF A PASSIONATE HEART KEEPS THIS BODY STRONG AND MOVING FORWARD
dumb bitch juice @DENKINARI
@aliengf @serophane COULD IT BE I FOUND A PLACE TO REST HOW FAR UNTIL IM OOOOOK
kiri @sharktank
@aliengf @serophane @DENKINARI GUYS YOU'RE GONNA MISS THE LAST EPISODE!!!
dumb bitch juice @DENKINARI
OH FUCK
lego man @serophane
WHAT THE
kiri @sharktank
even bakugou's mad and that's saying something
None of your damn business @LordExplosion
@sharktank I'm pissed because I wasted my entire day watching that with you idiots
kiri @sharktank
@LordExplosion love you too glad you had fun
kiri @sharktank
anyway
kiri @sharktank
IT'S KISS KISS FALL IN LOVE NOT JUMP OFF A BRIDGE AND HUG >:(((
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kiri @sharktank
it's that time where everyone gets sick, just heard someone cough
dumb bitch juice @DENKINARI
@sharktank its a me
mina <3 @aliengf
how do we quarantine kaminari??
deku! @AllMight_Fan8
why is iida already panicking? we just woke up
deku! @AllMight_Fan8
oh. oh no
dumb bitch juice @DENKINARI
WHY IS MY DOOR LOCKED??????
lego man @serophane
@DENKINARI WE'RE SORRY BRO ITS FOR UR OWN GOOD :(((((
jirou @xxkyoka
we shouldve done this years ago
dumb bitch juice @DENKINARI
what if im claustrophobic
dumb bitch juice @DENKINARI
HEY WAIT I NEED TO EAT
None of your damn business @LordExplosion
@DENKINARI Sounds like a personal problem.
dumb bitch juice @DENKINARI
@LordExplosion ........ I DONT KNOW IF I SHOULD BE HONORED THAT U FINALLY ACKNOWLEDGED ME ON TWITTER OR UPSET
dumb bitch juice @DENKINARI
so is anyone gonna let me out
dumb bitch juice @DENKINARI
FINE BUT THAT MEANS IM GONNA BE ANNOYING ON TWITTER FOR THE REST OF THE DAY AND U ALL CAN ONLY BLAME URSELVES
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mina <3 @aliengf
i just realized bakusquad are those lil alien things from toy story
lego man @serophane
@aliengf explain
mina <3 @aliengf
@serophane they follow mr potato head and say "you have saved our lives we are eternally grateful!!!!" bakugou is totally mr potato head !!!!!
lego man @serophane
@aliengf holy fuck thats us
None of your damn business @LordExplosion
WHY IS EVERYONE FOLLOWING ME AND SAYING THE SAME DAMN THING?????
kiri @sharktank
@LordExplosion you have saved our lives we are eternally grateful :D
dumb bitch juice @DENKINARI
@LordExplosion u have saved our lives we r eternally grateful
lego man @serophane
@LordExplosion u have saved our lives we are eternally grateful
mina <3 @aliengf
@LordExplosion u have saved our lives we are eternally grateful!!!
pink cheeks @uravity
@LordExplosion you have saved our lives we are eternally grateful :)
jirou @xxkyoka
@LordExplosion u have saved our lives we are eternally grateful (kaminari told me to)
dumb bitch juice @DENKINARI
ALL MIGHT SAYS what if we kissed ....
deku! @AllMight_Fan8
@DENKINARI All Might didn't say this!!!
lego man @serophane
@DENKINARI @AllMight_Fan8 mm idk ... im not convinced.....
Tenya Iida @tenyaiida
Of course the only time Midoriya uses proper capitalization is to address All Might.
mina <3 @aliengf
@tenyaiida none of us use caps
Tenya Iida @tenyaiida
@aliengf A crime, truly.
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tenya > iida we are not making a class 1-a group chat
tenya: I think it's time to enact a new rule!
ochaco: ... why
tenya: A majority of our class doesn't use proper capitalization and it's offensive.
shouto: to who
tenya: Me.
izuku: i don't really think it's that big of a deal iida :/
tenya: The only people in Class 1-A who use proper capitalization are Bakugou, Tokoyami and I.
shouto: I use it sometimes
tenya: The key word here is 'sometimes'.
ochaco: i don't think they would appreciate this rule iida :(
tenya: They will have to learn to!
izuku: we really can't talk him out of this huh
shouto: unfortunately
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jirou @xxkyoka
i love dark shadow bc hes such a little shit if its quiet during class he'll screech and scare everyone. a comedic genius
Please stop calling me emo. @xXdarkshadowXx
I have no use for an alarm because of Dark Shadow. That is the only time he's useful to me.
mina <3 @aliengf
if dark shadow had his own twitter account he would block tokoyami
mina <3 @aliengf
honestly he might just block everyone except tsu
pink cheeks @uravity
i apologize in advance for what iida's about to do .. :c
Tenya Iida @tenyaiida
FOR CLASS 1-A: It is now a class rule to always use proper punctuation and grammar. Anyone seen not following this rule will receive detention.
dumb bitch juice @DENKINARI
@tenyaiida lol what
lego man @serophane
@tenyaiida we're screwed :((((
not your girlfriend. @yaoyorozu
@tenyaiida okay but aizawa sensei can't allow this right??? r i ghtjgth,????
da-koda @uwusoftboi
@tenyaiida ;w;
None of your damn business @LordExplosion
@tenyaiida And it's all shitty Deku's fault.
deku! @AllMight_Fan8
@tenyaiida @LordExplosion WWAIY WJAT
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kiri @sharktank
Day 6 with auto capitalization on. I can feel my power draining.
pink cheeks @uravity
@sharktank It's been an hour?
jirou @xxkyoka
Mood.
lego man @serophane
I don't really understand why we have to do this? We're not little kids, we know to capitalize important things and stuff like that. At this point it's just free rein.
mina <3 @aliengf
@serophane He has a point!
dumb bitch juice @DENKINARI
lol fuk tht
Tenya Iida @tenyaiida
@DENKINARI DETENTION!
𝒶𝑜𝓎𝒶𝓂𝒶 @SHININGHERO
ils sont tous idiots .。*゚+.*.。(❁´◡`❁)。.。:+
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not your girlfriend. @yaoyorozu
crisis averted, aizawa sensei said he doesn't care about our grammar or punctuation enough to give us detention even if iida says it's important
dumb bitch juice @DENKINARI
@yaoyorozu i cant believe i risked getting detention only to have it REVOKED
not your girlfriend. @yaoyorozu
@DENKINARI no you still have detention
dumb bitch juice @DENKINARI
well fuck
Tenya Iida @tenyaiida
I still believe the lack of proper grammar is a crime!
lego man @serophane
@tenyaiida yea yea tell it to the judge
mina <3 @aliengf
@serophane omg stop watching dumb american cop shows
lego man @serophane
@aliengf im just goofin
jirou @xxkyoka
anyone else have no fucking idea what sero's talking abt
lego man @serophane
WATCH THIS UNCULTURED SWINE
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phantom thief @m0n0ma
hello i'm here!!!!!!
dumb bitch juice @DENKINARI
oh what the fuck
outdated john cena joke @invisigal
who let this gremlin in
phantom thief @m0n0ma
two class 1-a students failed their exam!!! and only one class 1-b student failed!!!! what a group of imbeciles!!!!!!
None of your damn business @LordExplosion
@m0n0ma HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU YOU FAILED TOO DUMBASS
mina <3 @aliengf
no one:
not a single person:
monoma: CLASS 1-A FAILED THEIR EXAM THEY'RE IDIOTS CLASS 1-B IS SUPERIOR!!!!!
kendo @battlefist
is it too late to apologize on Monoma's behalf
tetsutetsu tetsutetsu @tetsutetsutetsutetsu
uhhh i'm here too
kiri @sharktank
@tetsutetsutetsutetsu BRO!!!!!!!!!!
tetsutetsu tetsutetsu @tetsutetsutetsutetsu
@sharktank AW MAN I KNEW IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO JOIN IN ON MONOMA'S WEIRD RAID
lego man @serophane
th.. theres more of them ........
mina <3 @aliengf
@serophane I'LL PROTECT U FROM THEM SERO !!!!
plant gf @poisonshiozaki
@m0n0ma i was promised a new succulent for doing this where is it
dumb bitch juice @DENKINARI
@poisonshiozaki omg hey ;)
plant gf @poisonshiozaki
@DENKINARI no
dumb bitch juice @DENKINARI
@poisonshiozaki im literally the guy in the pic
jirou @xxkyoka
@DENKINARI there is no picture stop embarrassing urself
komori @shroomtastic
im only here to lurk
shinsou. @deadinside
monoma dragged me into this too.
dumb bitch juice @DENKINARI
@deadinside HEYYYY ITS SHINSOUUUU
kiri @sharktank
@deadinside ANOTHER BRO!!! :D
shinsou. @deadinside
why do i constantly put myself in these situations
kendo @battlefist
Monoma: makes Shinsou join our group to harass 1-A for no reason
Shinsou: literally knows nothing about 1-A
phantom thief @m0n0ma
@battlefist TJATS NOT TRUE >:((((
kendo @battlefist
watch this
kendo @battlefist
@deadinside who's Uraraka
shinsou. @deadinside
@battlefist she's the one with the anti cavity quirk
pink cheeks @uravity
@battlefist @deadinside i-
not your girlfriend. @yaoyorozu
so we all agree that there was no point to 1-b making twitter accounts right?
kendo @battlefist
@yaoyorozu yes absolutely
outdated john cena joke @invisigal
@battlefist you made an account though?
kendo @battlefist
@invisigal against my will
dumb bitch juice @DENKINARI
what if i put my minecraft bed next to urs @poisonshiozaki
plant gf @poisonshiozaki
@DENKINARI what
dumb bitch juice @DENKINARI
@poisonshiozaki ha ha just kidding
dumb bitch juice @DENKINARI
@poisonshiozaki unless .........?
jirou @xxkyoka
how do u get someone suspended on twt
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kiri @sharktank
today was really good!! i missed talking to my bro tetsu :))
dumb bitch juice @DENKINARI
@sharktank dude ur being sugar gay right now ...
jirou @xxkyoka
whos being sugar gay on the tl
kiri @sharktank
why can't i miss my bro's without it being sugar gay >:(
tetsutetsu tetsutetsu @tetsutetsutetsutetsu
@sharktank i miss u too bro!!!
kiri @sharktank
SEE it's super manly to miss your friends!!
lego man @serophane
@sharktank ooookay dude go talk abt dudes being manly some more.. sugar gaaaay ...
kiri @sharktank
@serophane I'M NOT!!!!!!!!
dumb bitch juice @DENKINARI
when u wanna smooch ur best bro's bc u miss them
lego man @serophane
@DENKINARI i miss u like lowkey ........ :/
dumb bitch juice @DENKINARI
@serophane ok kiss me then
lego man @serophane
@DENKINARI real shit?
dumb bitch juice @DENKINARI
@serophane DUDE THATS SUGAR GAAAAAAAAAY
mina <3 retweeted with: bakugou to kirishima
lego man @serophane
kiss me right now whats ur fuckin number i wanna meet up so i can beat ur fuck later
dumb bitch juice @DENKINARI
WHOS SUGAR GAY???? WHOS FUCKIN SUGAR GAY?????????//
deku! @AllMight_Fan8
@DENKINARI i-i am,,
pink cheeks @uravity
.. deku ...
jirou @xxkyoka
@DENKINARI >:(
dumb bitch juice @DENKINARI
@xxkyoka what did i do
jirou @xxkyoka
@DENKINARI u fucked up a perfectly good deku is what u did. look at it . its got anxiety