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Summary:

dumb bitch juice @DENKINARI
ALL MIGHT SAYS death to all heterosexuals

deku! @AllMight_Fan8
@DENKINARI ALL MIGHT DID NOT SAY THIS!!!!

shouto @todoroki_
@DENKINARI now that’s something I can get behind.

Notes:

key for the girls gc:
ochaco - sailor jupiter
tsuyu - sailor pluto
momo - sailor mars
jirou - sailor saturn
mina - sailor venus
tooru - sailor mercury

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: what did you just bring upon this cursed land

Chapter Text

tsu @reptilegf
stop calling me kermit my name is tsu

Tenya Iida @tenyaiida
@reptilegf Kermit-san?

 

lego man @serophane
tape. thats it thats the joke

kiri @sharktank
@serophane that’s weak bro

dumb bitch juice @DENKINARI
@serophane laaaaaame

lego man @serophane
@sharktank @DENKINARI THERES NOT MUCH U CAN DO WITH TAPE ELBOWS OKAY

 

jirou @xxkyoka
its me. im the one blink-182 was talking about. im the girl at the rock show

 

pink cheeks @uravity
i wish i could just float away from all my problems :(

Tenya Iida @tenyaiida
@uravity Are you okay, Uraraka?

pink cheeks @uravity
@tenyaiida on the outside i’m smiling but on the inside .. i’m dying.

jirou @xxkyoka
@uravity shes speaking in fake deep tungle quotes who is this and what did u do w ochaco

 

deku! @AllMight_Fan8
who started the counting how many times i cry in a day ..

pink cheeks @uravity
@AllMight_Fan8 wasn’t me!!

kiri @sharktank
@AllMight_Fan8 i dunno who did it dude :/

Shouji @tentacole
@AllMight_Fan8 It was me

deku! @AllMight_Fan8
@tentacole wh

deku! @AllMight_Fan8
@tentacole .. why

Shouji @tentacole
@AllMight_Fan8 I have nothing better to do

 

𝒶𝑜𝓎𝒶𝓂𝒶 @SHININGHERO
un jour vous avez tous vont mourir... et je m’élèverai.

 

outdated john cena joke @invisigal
the worst part about being invisible is that i still have to wear clothes???????????? this is discrimination in this essay i will-

 

ojiro:) @tailman32
can furries stop coming up to me to ask where i got my tail

 

mina <3 @aliengf
@reptilegf well one of us is gonna have to change

 

dumb bitch juice @DENKINARI
kachow

jirou @xxkyoka
@DENKINARI stop that

 

Please stop calling me emo. @xXdarkshadowXx
Revelry in the dark.

pink cheeks @uravity
@xXdarkshadowXx tokoyami this is the only thing you tweet and i’m concerned???

 

sugar man @satomakingit
Can i getuhhhhhhhh pizza

dumb bitch juice @DENKINARI
@satomakingit yeh what u want on it ?

sugar man @satomakingit
@DENKINARI make it Boneless

dumb bitch juice @DENKINARI
@satomakingit DEAD MEME ALERT! DEAD MEME ALERT! DEAD MEME ALERT!

lego man @serophane
@satomakingit this is the meme police sir ur gonna have to come with me

sugar man @satomakingit
@serophane Ah, fuck.

 

da-koda @uwusoftboi
im an insects hate account now unu

jirou @xxkyoka
@uwusoftboi i thought we moved past this .

 

not your girlfriend. @yaoyorozu
i regret this already

 

kiri @sharktank
bakugou be like (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

Tenya Iida @tenyaiida
@sharktank Put that table back or so help me-

kiri @sharktank
@tenyaiida ┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ)

 

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sailor saturn > girls united to stand against gross ass boys

 

sailor saturn: who else knew denki and m*neta were trying to spy on us at the pool

sailor mars: why do you think i got the school uniforms?

sailor venus: this is why we all cherish u

 

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dumb bitch juice @DENKINARI
lets uhhh fuckin uhhhhhh go to camp!

 

jirou @xxkyoka
kick kaminari out of the bus challenge

kiri @sharktank
@xxkyoka trust me i already wanna do that with m*neta

not your girlfriend. @yaoyorozu
@sharktank and why haven’t you?

kiri @sharktank
@yaoyorozu common decency and impulse control

jirou @xxkyoka
@sharktank @yaoyorozu two things bakugou doesnt possess..

kiri @sharktank
@xxkyoka JIROU I SWEAR TO GOD IF U HAVE BAKUGOU KICK M*NETA OUT OF THE BUS-

 

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dumb bitch juice @DENKINARI
mineta has been forcibly removed from the bus!

not your girlfriend. @yaoyorozu
@DENKINARI we were literally told to get off the bus by aizawa sensei

dumb bitch juice @DENKINARI
@yaoyorozu im begging u to stop embarrassing me on twitter for once in my life,

 

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jirou @xxkyoka
i am never running again for the rest of my life ever

mina <3 @aliengf
@xxkyoka aww c’mon it wasn’t that bad!!!

 

lego man @serophane
is this what dying feels like

 

kiri @sharktank
IS SERO DEAD???????

pink cheeks @uravity
@sharktank all of us are dying :(

dumb bitch juice @DENKINARI
@sharktank hes meditating

mina <3 @aliengf
@DENKINARI he’s died!

kiri @sharktank
@DENKINARI @aliengf YOU GUYS

 

Please stop calling me emo. @xXdarkshadowXx
How to plan 11 funerals

Please stop calling me emo. @xXdarkshadowXx
Apologies. This isn’t Google.

 

jirou @xxkyoka
im too busy dying to analyze tokoyami’s cryptic tweets wake me up when camp is over

 

kiri @sharktank
IS SERO DEAD OR NOT I’M PANICKING

 

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dumb bitch juice @DENKINARI
i smel beef

 

dumb bitch juice @DENKINARI
..

 

dumb bitch juice @DENKINARI
i smel like beef

 

dumb bitch juice @DENKINARI
i smel like beef ..

 

dumb bitch juice @DENKINARI
I SMEL LIKE BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEF

 

kiri @sharktank
bakugou threw kaminari outside goodnight everybody

 

-

 

sailor venus > girls united to stand against gross ass boys

 

sailor venus: who else is never going to the pool again !

sailor jupiter: me

sailor mercury: me omg

sailor saturn: me

sailor mars: me

sailor pluto: me
sailor pluto: good thing kota was there

sailor saturn: before he fucking plummeted to his death

sailor mercury: can we get an f in the chat ladies

sailor jupiter: f

sailor pluto: f

sailor mars: f ????

sailor saturn: f

sailor venus: f

 

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deku! @AllMight_Fan8
dinner was really great today!!! i’m so glad i’m at camp with the best future pro heroes!

 

jirou @xxkyoka
tokoyami is the type of kid to set his pfp to black and change his name to .. on kik when hes having a bad day

 

lego man @serophane
yo this shit tastes like ass

dumb bitch juice @DENKINARI
@serophane LOL RIGHT

 

not your girlfriend. @yaoyorozu
i’m bored

 

deku! @AllMight_Fan8
i-

 

-

 

dumb bitch juice @DENKINARI
@satomakingit HEY SUGAR MAN

sugar man @satomakingit
@DENKINARI yeah?

dumb bitch juice @DENKINARI
@satomakingit MORE LIKE SUGAR GAY

 

kiri @sharktank
SUGAR WHAT BRO? SUGAR WHAT??

 

sugar man @satomakingit
call me sugar gay again see what happens. See what happens to ur fuck dude. call me sugar gay again, i’m gonna fuck up ur fuck . Im gonna beat all the fucks outta you. Out of your DICK

 

jirou @xxkyoka
kaminari and kirishima better not have pissed off sato we cant take care of ourselves

 

lego man @serophane
I W I L L B E A T Y O U R F U C K

 

ojiro:) @tailman32
haha ok then

 

jirou @xxkyoka
o my god they are fuckign dead

jirou @xxkyoka
and if miraculously sato hasnt killed them already then ill take matters into my own hands

 

mina <3 @aliengf
ugh now who’s gonna make us cakes on our birthdays??? :(

Mineta @GrapeJuiceHero
@aliengf U know what they say

Mineta @GrapeJuiceHero
@aliengf Women belong in the kitchen lolololol

mina <3 @aliengf
@GrapeJuiceHero thanks for exposing urself! u are now blacklisted

 

deku! @AllMight_Fan8
why are kaminari and sero running around camp??

deku! @AllMight_Fan8
oh

deku! @AllMight_Fan8
nevermind

 

-

 

dumb bitch juice @DENKINARI
sero and i r no longer friends.

mina <3 @aliengf
@DENKINARI WHAT???????? :(((((((((

pink cheeks @uravity
@DENKINARI :( what happened?

Please stop calling me emo. @xXdarkshadowXx
@DENKINARI Why announce it on Twitter.

 

lego man @serophane
wait what

 

lego man @serophane
@DENKINARI bro what did i do?? :(

dumb bitch juice @DENKINARI
@serophane U DIDNT REVINE ME!!!!!

lego man @serophane
@DENKINARI WHAT

lego man @serophane
@DENKINARI VINE’S BEEN DEAD FOR 2 YEARS NOW

dumb bitch juice @DENKINARI
@serophane dont remind me ……………

lego man @serophane
@DENKINARI WE DIDNT KNOW EACH OTHER UNTIL LAST YEAR

 

dumb bitch juice @DENKINARI
damn camp rly changes a man huh …

 

dumb bitch juice @DENKINARI
haha did yal enjoy tht EPIC PRANK xP !

jirou @xxkyoka
@DENKINARI die please im begging u

 

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Shouji @tentacole
League of villains back to murder us? Must be thursday

 

kiri @sharktank
SHOUJI WAS IT REALLY WORTH TWEETING