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A VERY SINFUL STORY!!!

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Kurt and Ram were hanging out in the locker room after football practice. They had abs. They were shirtless. No homo though.
Kurt: I love you bro no homo
Ram: I would capture a star from the skies if it made you smile. No homo though
Kurt: Bro
Ram: BRO

THEY MADE OUT

Kurt: Bro...

Ram: SHUT UP IM GONNA MAKE LOVE TO YOOO

*ALL THE HJ'S AND BJ'S*

Ram: Bro... my LOVE...

Kurt: YEET 😉

*ALL THE BUTT SECKS*

Ram: I ❤️️ U, MY DARLING FUCK I'M GAY NO HOMO THO

*Cuddle party*

*They get married and live happily ever after*

No homo though.