Chapter 1: It's canon, Loki has snakes.
Monday, March 4th.
TonyStark has created a chat.
TonyStark has added 9 users to the chat.
TonyStark has named the chat HoesAndTricks.
TonyStark: Welcome to the chat, brothers and sisters.
BruceBanner: Tony no.
TonyStark: Bruce is blocked because he thinks he can tell me what to do.
SteveRogers: Tony is blocked because he keeps making pointless chats.
TonyStark: Steve is blocked because hes gay
ClintBarton: Tony is blocked because hes home of phobic
NatashaRomanov: You're all blocked for being fucking annoying.
NatashaRomanov: Who's all here
TonyStark: Why don't you check the user list, wise one
NatashaRomanov: Why don't I roundhouse kick you in the dick
BruceBanner: You added. Loki. To. A. Chat.
TonyStark: Thor would've whined if I didn't.
TonyStark: He's like, 15. What real threat is that.
SteveRogers: He owns like seven snakes.
ClintBarton: He threatened to kill me
SteveRogers: Me too
BruceBanner: Me too
NatashaRomanov: Me too
SteveRogers: Many times actually.
TonyStark: He's just going through his edgy emo phase
TonyStark: We've all been there.
NatashaRomanov: No. No we haven't
TonyStark: If you didn't cry when MCR broke up, I don't want to associate with you.
ClintBarton: Can I get an F in the chat for all the MCR fans that never got to see a show before it was too late
SteveRogers: Whos MCR
SteveRogers: okay go off
NatashaRomanov: It was a punk band from the 2000s of something like that.
SteveRogers: Oh. I don't like modern music
SteveRogers: Surprised you can even spell that word
TonyStark: It's five letters.
TonyStark: You see that spot on the ground right there? That's where you need to land when you get off your high horse.
BruceBanner: That was poetry
SteveRogers: You're just mad because you're single, its okay tony.
TonyStark: Single and ready to mingle
TonyStark: Speaking of which, how's your goth boyfriend Steven?
SteveRogers: He's referring to bucky. And he's not goth just sad.
ClintBarton: Fucking bood.
TonyStark: And you, Brucie, hows that sweet Norwegian ass?
ClintBarton: Does Thor want your Midwesterner gam gams?
BruceBanner: MY WHAT
ClintBarton: GAM GAMS.
BruceBanner: That's disgusting
SteveRogers: That's not even a thing
NatashaRomanov: This is getting weird...good job tony
TonyStark: It's my specialty
TonyStark: Why is NO ONE else on? It's not even eight thirty
ClintBarton: Thor probably goes to bed at like 4 in the afternoon
BruceBanner: No he doesn't
SteveRogers: You would know
NatashaRomanov: Who's Vision and what kind of name is that
TonyStark: He's my student and that's not his real name
TonyStark: At least I don't think so
TonyStark: I hope not...
ClintBarton: You have a student?
TonyStark: He's a little nerd shit with 0 social skills so I help him make friends and in return, he assists me on projects.
TonyStark: Sweet kid.
TonyStark: Cool accent
TonyStark: It's like. Londoner. IDK if he's actually british or just weird
BruceBanner: Probably just weird
NatashaRomanov: This is boring. Deuces.
NatashaRomanov is offline.
ClintBarton: Boooooo Nat
TonyStark: What a loser
SteveRogers: That's not nice.
TonyStark: Im not nice
BruceBanner: We know
TonyStark: shut up ur soft
BruceBanner: Don't call me soft I'll cry
ThorOdinson is now online.
ThorOdinson: Hello friends! I thank you for adding me to this chat.
TonyStark: Of course big guy. We need someone to wrangle dark lord loki
ThorOdinson: Dark lord?
ClintBarton: A little evil man
TonyStark: real rowdy boy
ClintBarton: satan child
ThorOdinson: No! Loki is very sweet!
SteveRogers: He's threatened to kill all of us more than once
ThorOdinson: He's goth.
BruceBanner: Hi Thor.
ThorOdinson: Hello Bruce! How are you, my small friend?
TonyStark: Everyone's small compared to you, big guy.
ThorOdinson: Yes, I know. But that is okay. Small friends are good friends.
ClintBarton: We're all average sized humans.
SteveRogers: Except Tony
TonyStark: Fuck off
ThorOdinson: It is okay to be small, Tony. I was small when I was younger!
BruceBanner: I don't believe it.
ClintBarton: Thor bust outta his mom like the Kool-Aid man.
TonyStark: My metaphorical uterus hurt reading that.
ThorOdinson: You have a uterus, Tony? That is okay too.
TonyStark: No, it's just an expression
SteveRogers: Thor how are you always so happy
ThorOdinson: What is there to be sad about?
ClintBarton: So much man, so much.
ThorOdinson: I am aware of the state of the world. But there is nothing I can do about it. I have my family, my friends, my school, and a bright future ahead of me.
ThorOdinson: There is nothing for me to be sad about if I cannot control it.
TonyStark: Damn man.
ClintBarton: I might have to sit down and rethink my life.
SteveRogers: Things must be different in Norway.
ThorOdinson: Very different. Colder. All the time. People are quick to judge, as my family's names are all derived from ancient mythology.
BruceBanner: I noticed that. I think it's cool. A lot cooler than Bruce.
ThorOdinson: Thank you. I like your name. It fits you.
TonyStark: Should we leave you two alone?
ClintBarton: OwO whats this
BruceBanner: Knock it off
SteveRogers: Leave them alone. They can't help being gay.
ThorOdinson: Of course not! Sexuality is not a choice.
TonyStark: Another expression bud.
ThorOdinson: I know! Just stating.
TonyStark: So smart.
ClintBarton: Best friend material
TonyStark: Boyfriend material if you're a certain science nerd
SteveRogers: Tony leave Bruce alone
BruceBanner: ony-tay I will ill-kay ou-yay
ThorOdinson: What language is that?
SteveRogers: Don't worry about it big guy
TonyStark: o-day it ruce-bay
ClintBarton: What is happening
BruceBanner: Nothing Clint :)
LokiOdinson is now online.
LokiOdinson: What is this buffoonery.
TonyStark: Good evening, princess.
LokiOdinson: Eugh. Stark.
SteveRogers: Hello, Satan.
ThorOdinson: Hello brother! How are you enjoying your sleepover with our sister?
LokiOdinson: She's more tolerable than you.
ClintBarton: Oh so the demon spawn isn't at home?
BruceBanner: You guys have a sister?
LokiOdinson: Yes. Hela. She's older. And I stay with her sometimes to alleviate the stress at home.
ThorOdinson: And he leaves his snakes here overnight! I do not know how to care for a snake!
LokiOdinson: I leave you a simple guide every time. It's not complicated.
TonyStark: Why not bring the snakes with you?
SteveRogers: Snakes? Plural? How many?
LokiOdinson: Unlike Stark's wild guess, I have three.
ThorOdinson: Evil snakes.
ClintBarton: Why three. I couldn't handle one.
LokiOdinson: Of course you couldn't.
TonyStark: Can I get an F in the chat
SteveRogers: Clint can barely take care of himself.
ClintBarton: That's very true.
ThorOdinson: He takes them out of their tanks and lets them slither around on his face.
LokiOdinson: NO I DO NOT.
ThorOdinson: He talks to them in hiss noises.
LokiOdinson: I WOULD NEVER.
SteveRogers: Keep talking.
TonyStark: I appreciate this blackmail material.
LokiOdinson: Thor I forbid you to tell them any more.
ThorOdinson: You don't own me.
ThorOdinson: He asks them advice.
ThorOdinson: Usually concerning the senior he has a crush on.
TonyStark: I didn't know the forces of evil had time for romance.
LokiOdinson: Brother. I beg of you. No more.
SteveRogers: Who do you fancy, Loki?
LokiOdinson: It's none of your business.
ClintBarton: What's she like?
TonyStark: Tell us about her, Krampus.
ThorOdinson: Hah. "Her".
ClintBarton: ah, issa man huh.
LokiOdinson: Yes. Is that a problem, Barton?
ClintBarton: Hey man I don't judge.
ClintBarton: I mean, I'm friends with Steve and Bucky. They practically spend every waking moment sucking each other's faces.
TonyStark: Me neither man. Homophobia is not an epic gamer moment.
LokiOdinson: I don't know what that means.
ThorOdinson: Nor do I. Just go with it.
ThorOdinson: I could tell you about him. Though I do not think you guys know him.
ThorOdinson: Loki often rants about him.
SteveRogers: I don't spend that much time with Bucky...
ClintBarton: Yes you do.
TonyStark: Yes you do.
ThorOdinson: You spend an adequate amount of time with James.
LokiOdinson: I've never seen you two apart.
SteveRogers: We're in love sorry you guys can't relate :/
TonyStark: Love is for people who have hearts.
ClintBarton: I have a girlfriend but okay steve.
SteveRogers: Shut up Clint
LokiOdinson: I don't like when the conversation isn't about me.
ThorOdinson: Would you prefer I spill the beans about your crush?
TonyStark: Do it anyway. He's like 15, how threatening is that.
SteveRogers: You've already said that.
TonyStark: Well I said it again.
LokiOdinson: 15 and a half.
ClintBarton: Does it matter?
LokiOdinson: Do you matter?
SteveRogers: What happened to Bruce? It doesn't say hes logged off.
BruceBanner: Im still here! Just reading. Kinda tired.
ThorOdinson: Oh, great. I'm glad to see you're still awake, Bruce.
ThorOdinson: Loki no.
LokiOdinson: Loki yes.
Chapter 2: slapslapslapslapslapslAPSLAPSLAP
Idk i had a huge summary written out but it got deleted so no summary. Fuckin live with it.
Also I forgot if Vision was a junior or sophomore just go with it.
EnDwiGast has created a chat.
EnDwiGast has named the chat Revengers
EnDwiGast has added five users.
Brunhilde: The fuck
LokiOdinson: Another chat?
EnDwiGast: My beautiful friends.
Brunhilde: What's the point of this
Brunhilde has left the chat.
EnDwiGast: What a party pooper
LokiOdinson: Yes. Quite.
EnDwiGast: How are you my serpent loving friend
LokiOdinson: I am well. I suppose.
LokiOdinson: Thor is having football practice that I have to sit through. He's my ride.
EnDwiGast: You need a ride home?
LokiOdinson: As much as I would love to take you up on that offer, imagine the scandal that would arise from my parents witnessing me get out of a stranger's car.
EnDwiGast: I'm no stranger
LokiOdinson: To them you are
EnDwiGast: Maybe then would be the perfect opportunity to introduce me to your parents
LokiOdinson: What makes you think they want to meet you?
EnDwiGast: Oh you burn me, Loki.
LokiOdinson: I hope so.
EnDwiGast: Like hot coal on my tongue
BruceBanner: If I may interject...
EnDwiGast: Bruce you beautiful nerd how are you
BruceBanner: I'm...good. You?
EnDwiGast: Better now that you're here
BruceBanner: Cute. Loki I can drive you home?
LokiOdinson: As if I'd set foot in your miserable wagon.
BruceBanner: Pick you up in ten minutes.
LokiOdinson: Thank you.
BruceBanner has gone offline.
EnDwiGast: Aw, you'd let Bruce drive you but not me?
LokiOdinson: My parents trust Bruce.
EnDwiGast: Bruce is 17 with grey hairs. I'd trust him to do my taxes.
LokiOdinson: You don't have taxes. You live with your mother.
EnDwiGast: Its just a saying, doll.
EnDwiGast: I bet you look adorable right now. You're so cute when you're confused.
LokiOdinson: Knock that off you horny bastard.
EnDwiGast: Only for you baby.
LokiOdinson: You just hump everything in sight huh.
EnDwiGast: I have a lot of love to give
EnDwiGast: And there's a lot of people that need lovin
LokiOdinson: Love is ridiculous. I love no one
EnDwiGast: No its not. You love your brother
LokiOdinson: I don't want to fuck him though.
EnDwiGast: Well i would hope not. But love doesn't just need to be about who you want to rub hotdogs with.
LokiOdinson: WHO I WANT TO WHAT WITH
EnDwiGast: You know. Rub hotdogs.
EnDwiGast: In this case, hotdog meaning penis.
LokiOdinson: What makes you think I do that.
EnDwiGast: No self respecting heterosexual man has as much of an affinity for fashion as you dear
EnDwiGast: You also give off major bottom vibes that I pick up with my built in top radar
LokiOdinson: That's disgusting.
LokiOdinson: You're so dirty.
EnDwiGast: I won't allow myself to be kinkshamed.
LokiOdinson is now offline.
EnDwiGast: What a complex creature.
Message from LokiOdinson to HelaOdinson
LokiOdinson: I seem to be...gayer than originally thought.
HelaOdinson: What is it now?
LokiOdinson: American seniors are unattainable. But I want one.
HelaOdinson: Is this about Gast again?
LokiOdinson: Who else.
HelaOdinson: I can't see what you see in him.
LokiOdinson: You must be blind.
HelaOdinson: Must be.
LokiOdinson: He's the only man good enough for me.
LokiOdinson: Tall, tan skin, strong hands, smart.
HelaOdinson: Sounds like you're in love.
LokiOdinson: Maybe it isn't love but I am very fond of him.
HelaOdinson: Are you going to do anything about it?
LokiOdinson: Of course.
LokiOdinson: I'm going to ignore it.
Message from LokiOdinson to BruceBanner.
LokiOdinson: Bruce! I require assistance.
BruceBanner: Loki I just sat down.
LokiOdinson: Stay seated then.
LokiOdinson: You're a homosexual, correct?
BruceBanner: Uh...who told you that?
BruceBanner: Do people know? Are people talking?
LokiOdinson: Thor told me. And from my knowledge, nobody is talking about you.
BruceBanner: Thor knows?!
LokiOdinson: Why is it a big deal?
BruceBanner: Its whatever. What do you need help with.
LokiOdinson: How do I seduce a senior?
LokiOdinson: I have "caught feelings" for a senior boy. I wish to pursue a romantic relationship with him and if all goes well, perhaps a sexual relationship.
BruceBanner: I am too tired for this.
BruceBanner: Loki you're like a little brother to me. I can't give you sexual advice with a clear conscience.
LokiOdinson: Then it doesn't have to be sexual. Have you ever been in love?
BruceBanner: You could say that.
LokiOdinson: Of course you have. An idiot wouldn't miss the glances you give to my brother.
LokiOdinson: Okay okay fine. We can talk about that later
LokiOdinson: What do older men do for fun?
BruceBanner: Loki, is this the first time you've had a crush on someone?
LokiOdinson: There are few worthy enough for my affections.
BruceBanner: Do I know this man?
BruceBanner: You gonna...tell me who it is?
LokiOdinson: Well I suppose I know who you're gay for. It would only be fair.
LokiOdinson: En Dwi Gast.
BruceBanner: I can see that for you.
LokiOdinson: Thank you.
BruceBanner: What kind of things does he like?
BruceBanner: Find another boyfriend.
LokiOdinson: I mustnt!
LokiOdinson: He's the only one good enough for me.
BruceBanner: What other things does he like?
LokiOdinson: He likes this one American actor...Gulblum or something like that.
BruceBanner: Goldblum? Jeff Goldblum?
LokiOdinson: Yes him.
BruceBanner: Invite him over to watch Jurassic Park. Goldblum was in that movie.
LokiOdinson: Whats it about?
BruceBanner: Scientists create dinosaurs again and have to deal with the consequences.
LokiOdinson: Sounds boring.
BruceBanner: Its a classic American film.
BruceBanner: Also, knowing both you and Gast
BruceBanner: You'll have your tongues down each others throats before the movie even starts.
LokiOdinson: I'm not some floozy.
BruceBanner: So if Gast were to show up in your room right now and say he wanted to have sex, would you turn him down?
LokiOdinson: My parents are home, Thor will be home soon, I don't have any lube.
LokiOdinson: If my brother were to appear in your room right now and preposition you for sex what would you say?
BruceBanner: Don't turn this on me.
LokiOdinson: Let's just say that if presented the opportunity, we would both sleep with our respected crushes.
LokiOdinson: Don't lie to yourself Banner.
BruceBanner: Whatever. Don't use my Jurassic Park plan.
LokiOdinson: Oh I plan to.
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TonyStark: First period study hall gang sound off
BuckyBarnes: dare I say: no
TonyStark: I said
TonyStark: FIRST PERIOD STUDY HALL GANG
TonyStark: SOUND OFF
SamWilson: And I said
BuckyBarnes: Tony I'm trying to sleep
TonyStark: Wow imagine being named James
SamWilson: I'm telling Rhodey ur talking shit
Vision: Who's Rhodey
TonyStark: My bff and unless Sam wants to lose a nut he better shut up
BuckyBarnes: Imagine being ugly. Wow. Couldn't be me.
Vision: I can imagine being ugly
Vision: Because I am.
TonyStark: Hey that's an insult to me. I'm sculpting you in my image, little guy.
Vision: Hm. Gross.
TonyStark: My own kouhai....the audacity.
SamWilson: Fuck (and I cannot stress this enough) them kids
Vision: I'm not a kid.
Vision: I'm a sophmore.
BuckyBarnes: Sounds like a freshie
TonyStark: Stop bullying him you assholes
BuckyBarnes: No you woke me up this is what you get
SamWilson: I'm with fucky barnes on this one chief.
BuckyBarnes: This is blasphemy.
Vision: No its not.
TonyStark: Ur blasphemy
SamWilson: Don't talk to me I'm homophobic now
Vision: What does that mean
BuckyBarnes: It means he's scared of homes
BuckyBarnes: Stop it tony you're scaring him
SamWilson: Gay gay go away
BuckyBarnes: Can't believe I love my boyfriend
BuckyBarnes: You know him, right Sam? Tall, blonde, big tits, pretty jock? Steven Rogers?
SamWilson: Never heard of anyone like that.
Vision: I know someone like that.
BuckyBarnes: Well you stay away from my boyfriend you twink
TonyStark: I thought I said don't bully my fucking kouhai
SamWilson: Fuck your kouhai
Vision: Rude. :(
TonyStark: Look now you hurt his fucking british feelings.
SamWilson: Fuck the Brits.
SamWilson: USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
Vision: Who's your president again?
BuckyBarnes: Me n Steve are going to fight D*n*ld Tr*mp with our bare hands
TonyStark: Not censored enough
BuckyBarnes: D****d T***p
Vision: It must be so hard having a flaming dumpster as a country ruler.
TonyStark: That it is.
BuckyBarnes: Eat the rich.
TonyStark: N O
BuckyBarnes: Lord thank you for this meal in front of me
SamWilson: Eat the poor
BuckyBarnes: Wait no
Vision: You guys are weird.
Vision is now offline.
TonyStark: Eat the middle class
SamWilson: Wait. That's illegal.
BuckyBarnes: Steve has first period bio and I want to give him back his jersey
BuckyBarnes: Okay Google: Should I bust down my boyfriend's classroom door and throw his sweaty fucking jersey at him
SamWilson: Why do you have it
TonyStark: Make a blanket out of it
BuckyBarnes: Because he slept at my house and left it like a dumbass
SamWilson: Steve plays football and you don't. like okay secret twink
BuckyBarnes: Excuse me
BuckyBarnes: I'm not a twink I could snap you like an anime body pillow Wilson
TonyStark: Ugh i want an anime body pillow of myself
SamWilson: Try me fucky
BuckyBarnes: meet me behind Denny's
TonyStark: Bucky Barnes fucked me behind a denny's at three am
BuckyBarnes: I fuck no one
BuckyBarnes: I'm gonna kick your balls into your throat
SamWilson: u ain't shit
BuckyBarnes: I am the shit
TonyStark: I'm calling the police
TonyStark: No fighting
BuckyBarnes: Calling the police is for gays
SamWilson: Gay gay go away
BuckyBarnes: Okay Google: I'm gonna put my boyfriends jersey in the fucking toilet if he doesn't answer my text
TonyStark: If steve was here he'd have your head for swearing
BuckyBarnes: He swears plenty
BuckyBarnes: Is everything a sex joke to you?
TonyStark: Sexy things are
SamWilson: I didn't do my trig hw
SamWilson: Suck my sack mr darcy
BuckyBarnes: You'd like that wouldn't you
TonyStark: why not lol
SamWilson: Too hard.
TonyStark: Do you want help
SamWilson: I need help that you can't supply
TonyStark: Who's room do you have study hall in
SamWilson: Mrs. Greyson
TonyStark: Thats the sound of me running to help you
TonyStark is now offline.
h e fuck
SamWilson is now offline.
BuckyBarnes: I can't believe Sam is fucking dead
BuckyBarnes: Now, back to naptime.
BuckyBarnes is now offline.
No one is online. Chat room closed.
Chapter 3: This speech is my recital, I think it's very vital to rock (A rhyme), that's right (On time) It's Tricky is the title, here we go
The title has absolutely nothing to do with the story I was just thinking of that song.
I've recently become obsessed with Coulson and Clark Gregg the same. And maybe it's because he's hot-
My grandma is taking me to see endgame on the 27th and I'm excited but overcome with anxiety. So that's fun.
This was one really long chapter I had written up so possibly two chapters in a very short period of time going up.
My other stories are on hold while I hyperfocus on this one.
Remember, It's tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time.
6 users are online.
PhilCoulson: Hm. Dont like this.
TonyStark: Hm. Didnt ask.
TonyStark: Dont you have someone's dick to suck somewhere
PhilCoulson: not currently. Its a dry season.
SteveRogers: hey phil
PhilCoulson: h e l l o
NatashaRomanov: Okay thats about enough of this.
SteveRogers: Now that we've all been acquainted.
ClintBarton: Philly cheese steak, send homework pics?
WandaMaximoff: What homework do you need?
ClintBarton: uhhhhhhhh all?
TonyStark: Wow getting help from underclassmen? Shame Barton
ClintBarton: Not all of us are geniuses
NatashaRomanov: Do your own damn homework
ClintBarton: Its HARD nat
NatashaRomanov: Then stay after and get extra help
ClintBarton: i hate staying after
ClintBarton: Laura never stays after and I dont like not riding the bus with her
TonyStark: Boy in love alert
ClintBarton: Shut up ive seen the way you eye ******* *******
TonyStark: you shut your whore mouth Clint
WandaMaximoff: I would help you if we had any classes together.
PhilCoulson: I wouldn't help you if we had every class together.
ClintBarton: Okay thats fucking RUDE
ClintBarton: UghhhhHHHHHHHHHH fine I'll just text Laura.
NatashaRomanov: Always taking the easy way out
ClintBarton: Shut up Nat
SteveRogers: You should man up and stay after for extra help.
ClintBarton: YoU sHoUlD mAn Up
ClintBarton: When was the last thing you did anything manly
TonyStark: He probably did Bucky last night
PhilCoulson: Oh Jesus cover Wandas ears
WandaMaximoff: I feel so violated
SteveRogers: ANTHONY STARK
NatashaRomanov: Nah, Bucky does him.
SteveRogers: NATASHA ROMANOV
TonyStark: you're so right
WandaMaximoff: please s t o p
SteveRogers: What Bucky and I do in our private time together is nobody's business but our own.
ClintBarton: I'm crying.
WandaMaximoff: There are physical tears in my eyes.
TonyStark: I'd love to be a fly on the wall there
PietroMaximoff is now online.
PietroMaximoff: who the fuCK MADE WANDA CRY
NatashaRomanov: Steve, Tony, and Phil
NatashaRomanov: We were talking butt stuff
ClintBarton: PIETRO SEND CHEMISTRY HW PICS
ClintBarton: This is why Pietro is my home slice
WandaMaximoff: I wouldve if we had any classes together clint I promise
ClintBarton: I don't doubt you, and I love you.
TonyStark: Please help me I'm shaking, Thor just sent me "what does okurr mean"
NatashaRomanov: I mean-
ClintBarton: he is probably deadass serious too
SteveRogers: What's okurr
TonyStark: God are you fucking 90?
ClintBarton: "Okurr" is what you say when you sister spill some hot piping tea boots the house down for your nerves werk hunty *mouth pop*
TonyStark: I can't believe I have to end you.
NatashaRomanov: I think that gave me eye cancer.
WandaMaximoff: Clint why
SteveRogers: Was that even English?
PietroMaximoff: Clint why
ClintBarton: Laura makes me watch rupauls drag race and I picked up a few things
ClintBarton: Its actually...super entertaining.
WandaMaximoff: but why would you curse the chat like that
PhilCoulson: im MAD that I understood that sentence
ClintBarton: Do you sister stan rupauls drag race phil?
PhilCoulson: I'm gonna sister shoot and sister stab you.
SteveRogers: Who's RuPaul
TonyStark: A drag queen that hosts her own reality show
ClintBarton: 14 queens compete for $100,000, world fame, and a spot in the drag race hall of fame.
SteveRogers: Drag queens are men that dress as women right
TonyStark: Well not always. Plenty of women and nb people do it too. Ask Loki. He probably knows all about it.
SteveRogers: I don't like to talk to Loki more than I have to.
PhilCoulson: He tried to kill me.
NatashaRomanov: Join the club Phil.
TonyStark: Thors little brother with a murder fetish
WandaMaximoff: Riiiiight. Who's Thor?
PietroMaximoff: Blond Norway guy?
ClintBarton: Yeah that's him
WandaMaximoff: Oh. I like him.
WandaMaximoff: Is he single?
TonyStark: Loki or Thor? Cause you're barking up the wrong tree with Loki.
SteveRogers: Both Loki and Thor are single. But yeah...Loki doesn't seem to have much female interest.
PhilCoulson: He's gonna appear now like the Candyman.
ClintBarton: Loki Loki Loki Loki LOKI
LokiOdinson is now online.
LokiOdinson: *notices your chat* OwO what's this?
TonyStark: OH FUCK
ClintBarton: OH SHITCJAJDBAK
PhilCoulson: Look what you've fucking done Clint.
WandaMaximoff: Hi Loki, I'm Wanda.
LokiOdinson: Charmed. You're Clint's little red head friend right?
ClintBarton: Shes my little ginger buddy
LokiOdinson: And you must be the brother.
PietroMaximoff: My name is Pietro but ok.
SteveRogers: Loki what's an okurr
LokiOdinson: I don't recall allowing you to speak to me.
SteveRogers: Answer the damn question.
PhilCoulson: Is it hot in this chat or what.
LokiOdinson: Its just something you say to punctuate a sentence and add a little extra flair.
LokiOdinson: Its fun.
WandaMaximoff: Is your brother single?
LokiOdinson: Tch. You're not his type.
PietroMaximoff: Thot would be lucky to have Wanda.
PhilCoulson: Pietro....its Thor. Not-
ClintBarton has changed ThorOdinson 's username to ThotOdinson.
LokiOdinson: WE CAN CHANGE USERNAMES?
LokiOdinson has changed their username to YourSaviour.
PhilCoulson: Someone block him from changing names before he wreaks havoc.
NatashaRomanov: Go back to Norway.
ClintBarton: You're stinky huh. You're a little stinky boy. A real stinker huh.
YourSaviour: Don't ever assume you have the clearance to speak to me. I don't allow it.
TonyStark: I wanna play a game and I am god so what I say goes
TonyStark: We're gonna play fuck marry kill to start some drama
Seven users are now online.
SamWilson: Oh we startin drama
BuckyBarnes: *disinterested sigh*
StephenStrange: I've openly tried to AVOID opening this chat. Thank you Tony.
JamesRhodes: Do not want.
NickFury: fuck kinda family reunion
ThotOdinson: Games! I enjoy games. Thank you for including me, Tony.
BruceBanner: Oh geez.
PhilCoulson: This can only go one of two ways.
NatashaRomanov: My pphon e c a nt handlle ths many peopleat one tiiime
ClintBarton: haha that's what you get for having an android you fucking fungus
ThotOdinson: Loki? Is that you? Love the name change!
WandaMaximoff: How long until he realizes you think
NatashaRomanov: a a da y or 2
PietroMaximoff: I say never
SteveRogers: Are we gonna play or what.
TonyStark: Fine Mr sourpuss
TonyStark: I'll go first. Bruce,
BruceBanner: Oh god.
TonyStark: Einstein, Curie, Newton.
BruceBanner: Aw jeez. Uhhh. All three of those people made huge impacts.
ClintBarton: I dont know any of them
BuckyBarnes: Wasn't Newton like hella gay
SamWilson: Nah man he died a virgin.
PietroMaximoff: nah newton got regularly pounded by his roomate.
BruceBanner: Fuck Newton, Marry Einstein, Kill Curie.
PhilCoulson: I agree with that list.
TonyStark: I guess someone doesn't like curium.
BruceBanner: Well I've never worked with it and I don't encounter it in daily life so I wouldn't miss it.
YourSaviour: Boooring. My turn now.
TonyStark: I never said that
PhilCoulson: Fuck off.
YourSaviour: Steve, Fury, Barnes
PhilCoulson: Fuck Steve marry Bucky and kill Nick
NickFury: what did I do???
PhilCoulson: Nothing but I dont want to fuck or marry you
SteveRogers: I'm flattered Phil
BuckyBarnes: Stay away from my boyfriend you fucking receding hairline ass bitch
PhilCoulson: My hairline isn't receding?
BuckyBarnes: oh it will. just you wait.
SamWilson: Your hairline gonna go too someday
BuckyBarnes: My dad never went bald
PhilCoulson: ur dads a bitch
TonyStark: someone GO.
PietroMaximoff: Bucky, Sam, Steve
NatashaRomanov: Fucc k Bcky
, Marry Sam, Kill Steve.
BuckyBarnes: I love you Nat but no :/
SamWilson: I'm content with that.
StephenStrange: I have more important things to do.
ClintBarton: Stephen: Tony, Wanda, Me.
StephenStrange: That's an odd mixture of people. Do I really have to play this idiotic game?
ClintBarton: Yee haw
StephenStrange: Fine. Fuck Clint, Marry Tony, kill Wanda.
StephenStrange: Now leave me out of this.
ClintBarton: Well hmu anytime cutie
WandaMaximoff: Why would you kill me?
PietroMaximoff: Why would you kill Wanda?
StephenStrange: I don't know her well enough to marry her.
NickFury: Damn. Your loss.
PhilCoulson: Shut up Nick
NickFury: Shut up Phil
WandaMaximoff: Thats fair.
YourSaviour: Thor. You've been awfully quiet.
ThotOdinson: I have. I do not understand the parameters of this game.
ThotOdinson: Why would you kill each other?
YourSaviour: Its metaphorical. Phil isn't going to actually fuck Steve nor is Stephen going to kill Wanda.
ThotOdinson: Ah, I see.
YourSaviour: So I ask you dear brother
YourSaviour: Between Bruce, Natasha, and Steve, who would you fuck? Who would you kill? Who would you marry?
ThotOdinson: Ah. A tricky one. They are all my friends.
ThotOdinson: I suppose I would engage in intercourse with Natasha. I would wed Bruce. And I apologize Steve, but I would have to kill you.
BruceBanner is now offline.
ThotOdinson: Oh I hope I did not upset him.
YourSaviour: Quite the opposite i believe.
NatashaRomanov: Yoo ou'd fucck m e ovr St ve? STEVE?
SteveRogers: Thank you?
TonyStark: I think Brucie boy is screaming into a pillow right about now.
ClintBarton: I'm sure Thor can do that for him too.
NickFury: Maaan what the fuck.
PhilCoulson: This is exploitation.
SamWilson: Ur face is exploitation.
PietroMaximoff: This chat is gross™.
YourSaviour: I beg to differ.
PietroMaximoff: Didn't ask.
TonyStark: You dare insult god, Pietro?
PietroMaximoff: I dare.
TonyStark: Alright then. Someone ask Pietro.
ClintBarton: Me, Coulson, Thor.
PietroMaximoff: Those are all men
PhilCoulson: Don't bring me into this
ClintBarton: Yeah it is
PietroMaximoff: I guess I would fuck Thor, marry Coulson, and kill you.
ThotOdinson: Thank you, friend Pietro!
PhilCoulson: I want a divorce
PietroMaximoff: Your turn Clint.
NickFury: Come up with something good
PietroMaximoff: Nick, Me, Thor.
NickFury: Son of a
ClintBarton: Well I'd have to kill you so i could eat your heart and gain your powers
PietroMaximoff: I understand.
ClintBarton: I would marry Thor because he has money. And a car.
ClintBarton: And I guess me and Nick~
NickFury: Finish that sentence I'll send these screenshots to Laura
ClintBarton: She knows I would marry Thor.
ThotOdinson: Would that not be cheating on your lovely Laura?
ClintBarton: Bruh we would both marry the fuck out of you.
TonyStark: Rhodey is ghosting us.
TonyStark: Do you not want a part in this
JamesRhodes: No not really.
TonyStark: Too bad.
SteveRogers: Rhodey, Tony, Wanda, Natasha.
JamesRhodes: Kill tony.
TonyStark: Oh yeesh.
JamesRhodes: And I don't want to play this game anymore.
JamesRhodes is now offline.
WandaMaximoff: He didn't have to dip on us like that.
TonyStark: I knew him when he was in diapers and THIS is the thanks I get?
NickFury: He'd murk your ass.
TonyStark: I'd get murked!
YourSaviour: Do you need me to stab him Tony?
TonyStark: No you blood fetishist.
NatashaRomanov is now offline.
ClintBarton: Her phone musta shat on itself LMAO Fucking android
WandaMaximoff: *covers my samsung logo with an apple sticker* Yeah haha
BuckyBarnes: Androids are fucking valid.
SteveRogers: He's right.
SteveRogers: Making fun of someones wage bracket is shallow
PietroMaximoff: Androids are valid.
TonyStark: Sorry I don't speak BROKE.
ClintBarton: android cameras be crunchy
NickFury: 1980s security camera faceass
SteveRogers: People with lower incomes are just as valid
BuckyBarnes: He's right
YourSaviour: Must you agree with everything he says?
BuckyBarnes: He's usually right
BuckyBarnes: Who invited u anyway
BuckyBarnes has changed the chat name to no twinks allowed
BuckyBarnes: Obey chat rules.
PhilCoulson: Oh ouch.
TonyStark: Wait that kicks me out of my own chat.
PietroMaximoff: I guess bye guys.
YourSaviour: Everyone loves twinks.
BuckyBarnes: I like beef. That's why I'm with Steve. He's beefy.
SteveRogers: Not because you love me?
BuckyBarnes: That too i guess.
ClintBarton: Bucky that rule kicks every guy in the chat out except You, Steve, Thor, and Nick.
WandaMaximoff: What's a twink?
SamWilson: Yo I'm not a twink tf
SteveRogers: Twinks are small skinny men.
TonyStark: Steve before he met Bucky.
NickFury: Thank god I'm not associated with coulson.
ClintBarton: Are twunks allowed?
BuckyBarnes: I guess but you're on thin fucking ice.
ClintBarton: I can stay. Whew.
PietroMaximoff: I still have to leave.
PhilCoulson: Oh thank god.
WandaMaximoff: Whats a twunk?
TonyStark: A twink with a little bit of a hunk body.
SteveRogers: Why do we have to divide ourselves.
YourSaviour: Twinks are valid. The most searched term for gay porn is twink.
ThotOdinson: Why is being a twink a bad thing? Loki is a perfectly capable gay man, just as you are James.
BuckyBarnes: Its BUCKY.
YourSaviour: I'm not gay!
NickFury: You sure?
ThotOdinson: Really? What about Gast?
ThotOdinson: Oh. Oh no.
ThotOdinson is now offline.
YourSaviour: I'm going to set all of my snakes loose on him.
YourSaviour is now offline.
SteveRogers: Gast? Like...En Dwi?
TonyStark: Aint he a senior?
ClintBarton: Loki been getting that good good from an older man???
SamWilson: Yo never say that again
NickFury: En would stoop that low?
WandaMaximoff: I'm so lost
PietroMaximoff: Fuck kinda name is En Dwi
SteveRogers: En Dai Gast is part of one of the richest families in the area. He started the gaming club and is very intelligent. He's a senior, but he's seventeen. And Loki is almost sixteen. So i suppose it isnt that weird.
TonyStark: And he's fucking LOKI?
PhilCoulson: Maybe its just a one sided crush
NickFury: I hope so. I had respect for Gast.
PhilCoulson: He scares me. So, perfect for Loki.
ClintBarton: he does seem like a marshmallow matey if you know what I mean.
WandaMaximoff: Sounds like it.
PietroMaximoff: Well good for Loki.
YourSaviour is now online.
YourSaviour has left the chat.
SteveRogers: Well thats not good.
TonyStark: nah hes alright.
PhilCoulson: Should we check on him?
NickFury: Not me.
SamWilson: Hell no.
WandaMaximoff: I'm busy.
PietroMaximoff: No thanks.
BuckyBarnes: I'd rather eat my own esophagus.
SteveRogers: Then you do it.
ClintBarton: Laura's calling me
ClintBarton is now offline.
SteveRogers: Well I'm certainly not doing it. He tried to kill me with a plastic spoon.
TonyStark: Thors got it. No need to worry my patriotic amigo.
SteveRogers: If you're so sure.
Chapter 4: Clark Gregg is hot in AOS and I refuse to let it go unknown
Me: I'll add another chapter soon! Its already written just needs to be posted.
Me, two months later, crawling out of my shit pit: here take this flaming garbage
Another group of homos are introduced. Thor and Loki be good brothers. Thor wants to look at Steve's ass. My son makes a brief appearance.
The Guardians and the Grandmaster will come in next chap. Most likely T'Challa and the black panther group too. Maybe more Venom squad but don't hold your breath.
The Venom squad is the hardest to write. I am genuinely trying to get the characterizations right and I think we didn't see that much of Dr. Skirth or Anne. I just want to write something that hardcore fans will be happy with as well as casual fans. :)
Saw Endgame. Ruined my life. Cried for three hours after. Uhhhh never felt this empty. Thanks Marvel. :/
Recently became obsessed with a certain agent. I'm gay and weak to older men in suits okay-. Clark Gregg is such a babe. He's so cute and awkward. Really the opposite of Coulson. MCU bring back Coulson you fucking cowards.
Tata for now.
Private message from ThotOdinson to YourSaviour .
ThotOdinson: Brother, why are you angry with me? It was a simple jest.
YourSaviour: I'm angry because you shared something personal about me!
YourSaviour: If I were to expose yourself and that Jane woman, how would you feel?
ThotOdinson: I do not harbour any more romantic feelings for Jane.
YourSaviour: Oh? When did this develop?
ThotOdinson: It was a mutual thing. We both agreed that we had something, until we didn't.
YourSaviour: Did she dump you?
ThotOdinson: Of course not. It was mutual.
YourSaviour: It still doesn't change the fact that you shared something private about me to a chat full of people I barely know.
ThotOdinson: Not out of disdain
YourSaviour: It still wasn't your business.
ThotOdinson: I apologize brother.
YourSaviour: Apology not accepted.
ThotOdinson: If I tell you a secret about me will you forgive me?
ThotOdinson: To be honest, brother, I have been questioning myself lately.
YourSaviour: In what way?
ThotOdinson: In sexual orientation. I feel I may be attracted to men. In the same way one would be attracted to women. You are the first person I have told. Is that secret enough for you?
YourSaviour: I forgive you now. I guess.
ThotOdinson: Thank you. Jeg elsker deg.
YourSaviour: Yeah yeah whatever. Are you sure about yourself?
ThotOdinson: I don't know.
ThotOdinson: Its true that I did like Jane. She was very kind to me. But recently all of my daydreams slip back into thoughts of men.
ThotOdinson: In the locker room I find myself staring more. Not in a sexual way. I do not wish to have sex with any of the people in there. But just staring. I admire their bodies. Especially Steven. He has a wonderful body.
LokiOdinson: We'll get back to Steven's body later.
ThotOdinson: I think it would be nice to hold hands with a boy. And kiss one. And marry one.
YourSaviour: Sounds like you're gay.
ThotOdinson: I hope not.
YourSaviour: Why not?
ThotOdinson: Father treats you much differently now. People bully you. Word gets around about you. I try to defend your name but people are so cruel. Students are not kind to Steven and James. They weren't permitted to go to prom together.
ThotOdinson: I do not want that for myself.
YourSaviour: I don't give a damn what father thinks. He is not my real father. But you are my real brother. And you are allowed to be scared. Society is often unkind to those who are different.
YourSaviour: But you are hurting no one with your sexuality. You deserve to be happy. If that happiness is in the arms of a man, then it is in the arms of a man.
YourSaviour: You are much more than who you love. You are Thor Odinson. Leading role in the senior play. Star running back. Friendly to everyone. The guy who would give you the shirt off of his back.
ThotOdinson: Thank you brother.
YourSaviour: Don't mention it. Really.
YourSaviour: I'm allowed only one good deed a month.
EddieBrock has created a chat.
EddieBrock named the chat WeedAndBalls
EddieBrock has added 4 users.
EddieBrock: Uhhhhhhhh hi
EddieBrock: Welcome to weed and balls
DoraSkirth: That's quite a username V.
EddieBrock: I helped them pick it out.
Yourmomsboyfriend: Thanks bitch
DoraSkirth: love is in the air
EddieBrock: No no its not. Not in my good Christian chat
Yourmomsboyfriend: If love is in the air catch me with a hazmat suit
DoraSkirth: You two are no fun.
EddieBrock: I'm loads of fun. Who else lets you do experiments on them for free?
Yourmomsboyfriend: I'm just always ready to fuck shit up.
EddieBrock: Okay okay I get it.
DoraSkirth: You ain't special.
EddieBrock: I happen to think I'm extremely special
Yourmomsboyfriend: You're just delicious~
EddieBrock: You cant see it but I'm vomiting
Yourmomsboyfriend: I'm hungy.
Yourmomsboyfriend: How about I eat your goddamn ass.
DoraSkirth: Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
DoraSkirth: Serving it up, Eddie's way.
EddieBrock: oh yes hunty I'm serving lewks.
DoraSkirth: Oh god I didn't spend four years as carlton drake's personal bitch for this.
Yourmomsboyfriend: Every secound he's alive I want to kill him more.
EddieBrock: Same. I should put something in the yearbook about him.
Yourmomsboyfriend: Tell everyone he has a small dick.
EddieBrock: Then people will think that I slept with him
DoraSkirth: Why would anyone willingly sleep with him
EddieBrock: Slip and fall into the wrong bed?
DoraSkirth: Good points.
EddieBrock: Not to be romantic on my good Christian chat but Vee, are you coming to dinner or what the fuck is up
DoraSkirth: Blocked for being horny on main chat.
Yourmomsboyfriend: Yeah im comin. You sure that your folks are okay with me?
EddieBrock: They kinda have to be. I'm not gonna break up with you because they wanna be dicks.
Yourmomsboyfriend: You love me or somethin
EddieBrock: Yeah. I love you.
DoraSkirth: You're so cocky until Eddie compliments you. Then you become a tsundere.
Yourmomsboyfriend: Listen Eddie is so beautiful and perfect and has soft hands and a bubbly laugh and nice pecs
Yourmomsboyfriend: and a nice ass and warm chest and melodic voice and nice ass
DoraSkirth: Ugh you two are so in love
EddieBrock: He's the parasite I can't get rid of
No Twinks Allowed
5 users are online.
ThotOdinson: Hello chat members!
Vision: Must you be so cheerful.
TonyStark: How are you big guy
ThotOdinson: Great! An application I sent to a university has been accepted!
Vision: Oh. Congratulations Thor
NickFury: What college?
ThotOdinson: Fordham university
NatashaRomanov: Good job thor.
ThotOdinson: Thank you. My sister, Hela, has taken my brother and I to a celebratory dinner.
Vision: You allow Loki in public?
TonyStark: Aw, hes learning snarky one liners from the best
ThotOdinson: Yes. He enjoys being in public. He is quite sociable around the right people.
NatashaRomanov: Please don't gush about your brotherly love in this chat.
ThotOdinson: He has been "down in the dumps" lately.
ThotOdinson: I...outed him. I feel terrible. It was not my job.
TonyStark added YourSaviour to the chat.
TonyStark: Loki. We don't give a rats ass that you have some crush on an upperclassman.
NatashaRomanov: As long as you don't pine for him here.
Vision: I don't even know who he is.
NickFury: If you had to be gay for someone, I'm glad its at least Gast.
YourSaviour: I'm not upset.
ThotOdinson: If you were afraid of homophobia, I can assure you that three fourths of the chat already were aware.
NickFury: I wasn't. But I don't care. I'm friends with Coulson. And Clint.
Vision: But Barton is hetero?
NatashaRomanov: He's the gayest straight man.
TonyStark: Like Jeff Goldblum. He could be caught in another man's ass and "no homo" his way out of it.
ThotOdinson: Back to the topic at hand.
ThotOdinson: We support you brother.
NatashaRomanov: I support your sexuality. Not you personally.
NickFury: Same. You're an asshole. But a valid asshole.
TonyStark: Now can you stop bitching and congratulate your brother?
YourSaviour and ThotOdinson are now offline.
Vision: I'm glad that is resolved.
Vision: Tony, my hands still smell like the inside of someone else.
NatashaRomanov: Oh wow that's what your "experiments" are?
TonyStark: We dissected a frog.
NickFury: For fun?
Vision: Out of boredom.
NatashaRomanov: So you killed a frog?
TonyStark: no I found it dead in my backyard.
Vision: It had another frog's foot in its stomach.
TonyStark: Viz is right tho. My hands smell like i just fisted a cow.
NatashaRomanov: That's fucking disgusting.
NickFury: Did you not wear gloves or something?
TonyStark: We were both wearing two pairs of gloves
Vision: You seem to underestimate frog stink.
TonyStark: They smell really fucking bad.
No Twinks Allowed
3 users are online.
BuckyBarnes: Dad sent me to the moon.
SamWilson: What are you, a fucking Luther stan?
BuckyBarnes: Yeah I'm a fucking Luther stan.
StephenStrange: Blocked and reported.
SamWilson: You just like Luther cause he sexy.
BuckyBarnes: Yeah I like Luther cause he's sexy.
BuckyBarnes: I can be deep.
SamWilson: Oh i bet.
BuckyBarnes: Deeper than your voice
StephenStrange: Are you in a bad mood or something?
BuckyBarnes: I'm in ur mum
StephenStrange: ha. You're so funny.
BuckyBarnes: I'm always in a bad mood. Generally just angry with life.
SamWilson: I'd be angry if I looked like you.
StephenStrange: That's not even accurate. Bucky is hot.
BuckyBarnes: I am.
SamWilson: To who
BuckyBarnes: A lot of girls. And Steve.
StephenStrange: Steve thinks anyone who looks at him nicely is hot, to be fair.
BuckyBarnes: You calling my boyfriend a floozy, bitch?
StephenStrange: Kind of.
SamWilson: Oh he got you
BuckyBarnes: I don't even know you like that
StephenStrange: You should get to know me then
SamWilson: watch it strange my mans Bucky got a boyfriend
StephenStrange: So he's not allowed to have friends because of Steve?
SamWilson: Aight aight carry on.
BuckyBarnes: I just want to sleep.
StephenStrange: You messaged the chat first
BuckyBarnes: But now I want sleep
StephenStrange: Sleep then
BuckyBarnes: No you said you wanted to be friends so what the fuck is up
SamWilson: Dude whats your deal
BuckyBarnes: Ooga booga this the police
SamWilson: Aight the old man is absolutely off his goddamn rocker
StephenStrange: He's only a year older than me
SamWilson: You old as fuck too
BuckyBarnes: I'm just a lonely little cowboy man. Looking for a little cowboy frand.
SamWilson: Pull the fucking trigger
StephenStrange: Don't make me ever read frand again
BuckyBarnes: Fuck you
StephenStrange: No thanks.
SamWilson: Uh hey dont
SamWilson: @SteveRogers come get yo mans
SteveRogers is now online.
BuckyBarnes: You left me on read
StephenStrange: That's why youre in a bad mood?
SamWilson: Nah thats understandable
SteveRogers: I'm sorry?
BuckyBarnes: Are you
SteveRogers: I was opening my calculator and accidentally opened your text. I couldn't answer in trigonometry
BuckyBarnes: Acceptable answer I guess.
StephenStrange: Are you chill now?
BuckyBarnes: I'm never chill
SteveRogers: I don't think we've formally met Stephen
SteveRogers: I'm Steve. Senior.
StephenStrange: Stephen. Not Steph or any other nickname. Just Stephen. also senior.
SamWilson: You're a junior?
BuckyBarnes: Hah you two are babies.
SamWilson: And youre old
SteveRogers: I am unburned.
BuckyBarnes: Sounds like your mommas a bitch. bitch.
SteveRogers: Don't bring a man's mother into a fight.
TonyStark is now online.
TonyStark added PeterParker to the chat.
TonyStark: This is Peter. He's my son.
SteveRogers: Hi Peter
PeterParker: Uh hi Mr. Steve
SteveRogers: Mr. Steve...?
BuckyBarnes: Notice the chat name.
PeterParker: Whats a twink?
SamWilson: Steve in middle school
SamWilson: Before he got hot
PeterParker: I didn't know who Mr. Steve was in middle school!
TonyStark: Don't corrupt my newly adopted son
StephenStrange: You cant adopt a teenager
TonyStark: He's a freshie. He doesnt count.
SamWilson: Yeah yeah we'll get to you
PeterParker: Mr. Bucky Barnes
BuckyBarnes: Good kid.
TonyStark: I don't need your approval
TonyStark: Now, me and Viz have some manners tutouring and elsewhere, I am needed.
TonyStark: Play nice, Peter. Tata for now.
TonyStark is now offline.
StephenStrange: How did you meet Tony, Peter?
PeterParker: Uh I switched chemistry classes to his period. And we got paired up for a lab. So now I'm his son?
SamWilson: Why did you switch chem?
PeterParker: There were way too many people in third period chem. I couldn't focus.
SteveRogers: Well now you can actually get some work done huh.
PeterParker: Yeah. My average dipped below a 97 so I knew I had to change.
SamWilson: Oh fuck off.
BuckyBarnes: My average dipped below a 97 in third grade and hasn't been up since.
StephenStrange: Is it that hard for you two to maintain averages above failing?
BuckyBarnes: Near fucking impossible
SamWilson: Im above failing but barely
PeterParker: What classes give you trouble?
SamWilson: Nah not about to get advice from a freshie.
PeterParker: Oh. Sorry.
SteveRogers: Don't be a dick Sam.
BuckyBarnes: All classes.
SteveRogers: And I said I would help you but you don't want my help
BuckyBarnes: Yeah well every time you come to my house I just want to stick my tongue down your throat.
StephenStrange: Oh my god
PeterParker: I am. Uncomfy.
SamWilson: oh fuck he brought out the james.
BuckyBarnes: What, its true.
BuckyBarnes: I love you?
BuckyBarnes: Okay okay I'm sorry for being gross.
PeterParker: Its okay Mr. Bucky Barnes White Wolf sir
StephenStrange: White wolf?
BuckyBarnes: Its a nickname from my twilight phase okay
StephenStrange: So its your fursona?
BuckyBarnes: Oh fuck off strange
Chapter 5: (Optional chapter) To clear some things up because I'm fucking inconsistent
You don't really have to read this chapter. Tbh it'll probably be more of use to myself.
I read back my own chapters and noticed my timeline for characters ages and grades are all over the place. So this is just to clear this matter up.
Tony Stark: Senior, 17.
Steve Rogers: Senior, 19.
Thor Odinson: Senior, 18.
Bruce Banner: Senior, 18.
Natasha Romanov: Junior, 17.
Clint Barton: Junior, 17.
Peter Parker: Freshman, 14.
Loki Odinson: Junior, 16.
Stephen Strange: Senior, 18.
Bucky Barnes: Senior, 19.
Sam Wilson: Junior, 16.
Wanda Maximoff: Sophomore, 15.
Pietro Maximoff: Sophomore, 15.
Scott Lang: Junior, 16.
Hope VanDyne: Junior, 17.
Rhodey: Senior, 18.
Peter Quill: Junior, 17.
Gamora: Junior, 17.
Drax: Senior, 19.
Rocket: Junior, 16.
Groot: Freshman, 15.
Mantis: Freshman, 15.
Nebula: Sophomore, 16.
Nick Fury: Junior, 17.
Phil Coulson: Junior, 16.
En Dwi Gast: Senior, 17.
T'Challa: Junior, 17.
Vision: Sophomore, 15.
Eddie Brock: Sophomore, 16.
Venom: Sophomore, 15.
Dora Skirth: Junior, 16.
Anne Weying: Sophomore, 15.
Dan Lewis: Sophomore, 16.
Shuri: Freshman, 13.
MJ: Freshman, 15.
Ned: Freshman, 14.
Brunhilde: Sophomore, 16.
I think that's everyone...
Comment if I forgot anyone.