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Henry Cheng to gangsey: Hey lovers

Henry Cheng: I have some thoughts about Ariana Grandes God is a Woman that Id like to share

Ronan Lynch: oh my god

Ronan Lynch: i cant even

Ronan Lynch has left this group.

Blue Sargent to gangsey without Cheng: ronan

Ronan Lynch: no

Blue Sargent: you dont even know what im going to say

Ronan Lynch: call it a guess

Blue Sargent: asshole

Noah Czerny to Richard Gansey: do you think blue would be offended if we staged her an intervention?

Richard Gansey: why does she need an intervention

Noah Czerny: i was helping her clean her room in fox way and i found eight empty yogurt packages in her trash. i think she has an addiction

Richard Gansey: well

Richard Gansey: I think she’d be quite offended, yeah

Richard Gansey: are you willing to risk that

Noah Czerny: no. she kind of scares me

Richard Gansey: well that’s just cuz blue is scary

Adam Parrish has added Ronan Lynch to this group

Ronan Lynch to Adam Parrish: traitor

Ronan Lynch: you will regret this parrish

Adam Parrish: Boo fucking hoo

Adam Parrish: I’m trembling in fear

Ronan Lynch: you should be

Ronan Lynch: ill tell everyone your secret

Adam Parrish: What secret?

Adam Parrish: Everyone already knows that I like doing homework

Ronan Lynch: not your boring secrets

Ronan Lynch: juicy ones

Adam Parrish: Never type the word juicy ever again

Ronan Lynch: juicy

Adam Parrish: Oh God

Ronan Lynch: juicy juicy juicy juicy

Adam Parrish: What did I get myself into?

Ronan Lynch: J

Ronan Lynch: U

Ronan Lynch: I

Ronan Lynch: C

Ronan Lynch: Y

Adam Parrish has blocked you

Henry Cheng to Blue Sargent: ronans birthday is coming up

Blue Sargent: vampires dont have birthdays

Henry Cheng: i think we should do a party for him

Blue Sargent: cheng

Blue Sargent: darling

Blue Sargent: its not going to work. ronan will refuse to go and you know that

Blue Sargent: just like you knew last time… and the time before that… and the time before that

Henry Cheng: he cant keep ignoring my parties forever! 

Henry Cheng: this time will make it a surprise so he cant run away!!!!

Henry Cheng: again

Blue Sargent: oh my poor summer child

Ronan Lynch to gangsey: adam uses a grammar app to fixes his texts

Blue Sargent: WHAT

Noah Czerny: oh my god

Richard Gansey: my whole life has been a lie

Henry Cheng: I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Henry Cheng: nobody knows the proper use of a semi colon

Henry Cheng: had to be fake


Ronan Lynch: rule number one of keeping a secret parrish

Ronan Lynch: never sleep with a lynch

Adam Parrish: Jesus Christ

Noah Czerny to Richard Gansey: i dont think she ate anything other than yogurt this past week

Richard Gansey: we only need to worry if she starts sweating yogurt

Henry Cheng to gangsey: pizza tonight?????

Adam Parrish: I have a final coming so I need to study

Ronan Lynch: im going to annoy adam while he studies

Blue Sargent: sure!

Richard Gansey: if blue’s going, then im going

Ronan Lynch: hold on

Ronan Lynch: let me barf real quick

Henry Cheng has created the group “Ronan’s 21st birthday bash”

Henry Cheng has added Adam Parrish to this group.

Henry Cheng has added Richard Gansey to this group.

Henry Cheng has added Noah Czerny to this group.

Henry Cheng has added Blue Sargent to this group.

Adam Parrish to Ronan’s 21st birthday bashI feel like I need to be the first to say

Adam Parrish: This group is a terrible idea.

Henry Cheng: ok…

Henry Cheng: does anyone have declans number?

Blue Sargent to Noah Czerny: im never going grocery shopping with you again

Noah Czerny: what did i do?

Blue Sargent: you removed all of the yogurts from our cart and said it was for my own good

Noah Czerny: it is

Blue Sargent: i will block you

Ronan Lynch to Adam Parrish: can i see you today?

Ronan Lynch: we never hang out

Adam Parrish: I can’t, I’m sorry

Ronan Lynch: why not?

Adam Parrish: I have a meeting with my professor

Ronan Lynch: why does that sound like a lie?

Adam Parrish: Because I’m lying

Ronan Lynch: spill it

Ronan Lynch: what are you actually going to do today?

Adam Parrish: I can’t tell you

Ronan Lynch: thats ridiculous

Ronan Lynch: of course you can

Adam Parrish: They said that if I told you, they’d cut my coca-cola t-shirt into shreds

Ronan Lynch: whos they?

Ronan Lynch: adam

Ronan Lynch: whos they?

Ronan Lynch: ADAM

Adam Parrish: seen at 05:32 p.m.

Ronan Lynch: asshole

Henry Cheng to Richard Gansey: youre on baloon duty

Richard Gansey: i was meant to do this my entire life

Adam Parrish to Ronan’s 21st birthday bash: Ronan is suspecting something is up

Blue Sargent: told you so

Blue Sargent: nothing gets past that boy

Henry Cheng: relax

Henry Cheng: hell just prod around some more and then give up

Richard Gansey: you have too much faith in him

Ronan Lynch to Richard Gansey: what the fuck richard

Richard Gansey: hey wassup

Ronan Lynch: tell me

Ronan Lynch: what are you all hiding?

Richard Gansey: i don’t know what you’re talking about

Ronan Lynch: keep lying to me

Ronan Lynch: just one thing gansey

Ronan Lynch: i know where you live

Richard Gansey: how can you be so scary through a text?

Blue Sargent to Noah Czerny: can you help me pick out the cake tomorrow?

Noah Czerny: ok. you did ask what cheng told you to ask, right?

Blue Sargent: yes

Noah Czerny: blue

Blue Sargent: noah

Noah Czerny: blue!

Blue Sargent: hey he’ll love it alright!

Blue Sargent: its much better than what cheng wanted me to had written

Noah Czerny: what did you had written?

Blue Sargent: “happy birthday, dickhead”

Noah Czerny: BLUE

Ronan Lynch to gangsey: lets hang out tonight

Adam Parrish: i cant

Ronan Lynch: why not?

Adam Parrish: i have to work

Henry Cheng: i cant either

Henry Cheng: i have to organize my clothes

Ronan Lynch: what

Ronan Lynch: who does that?

Richard Gansey: blue and i cant go either

Richard Gansey: we have to make out

Richard Gansey: heavily

Richard Gansey: with each other

Ronan Lynch: you fuckers

Henry Cheng to Ronan’s 21st birthday bash: its tommoooooorrrrrowww

Adam Parrish: Thank God

Adam Parrish: I hate lying to him

Blue Sargent: its so sad seeing him alone

Blue Sargent: i never thought id say this but i want to hug him

Ronan Lynch to gangsey: i hate you

Ronan Lynch: traitors

Ronan Lynch: assholes

Ronan Lynch: ill never talk to any of you again

Blue Sargent: oh who are you kidding

Blue Sargent: you couldnt survive without adam

Ronan Lynch: who could survive without adam, honestly

Henry Cheng: did you like it?

Ronan Lynch: i hated it every second of it

Ronan Lynch: except the cake

Ronan Lynch: i liked what the cake said

Blue Sargent: OH MAN