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A Basket of Drabbles

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“We’ve got your picture, now we need to fill out your profile. Soon you can start meeting women.”

Kazuma smiled, bemused. “What information do you need?”


“My son.”

Kyo gave a flat look. “Really? How about a serious answer.”

My son.

“I suppose there are women who like domestic types.” Kyo typed it in. “Dislikes?”

“People who don’t like my son.”

Kyo looked like he was just about to argue, then gave up. “Hobbies?”

“Raising the most wonderful son in the world.”

Kyo blushed. “Dammit, Shishou, if you really don’t want to use the dating service, just say so.”