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The Grand Ridonculous Race

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The Grand Ridonculous Race
Chapter 0: Reveal Thyselves!
Part 1: Same Host, New Territory!

With the best of intentions, it looks like there's going to a big season of the Ridonculous Race, both literrally and metaphorically, because a few very important things are going to change!

Duos against duos, heroes against villains and small changes against big changes, as Don returns to provide a very hectic season of this crossover race!

The few major changes that exist are the chance to be teams of three and two new challenge types potentially taking advantage of this crazy situation!

Yes, Super Ridonculous Race still has a lot of un-uploaded all of the current chapters that I have, but for now this is the most current story that is actually going to get new chapters made!


 

The obvious success of the several seasons that it was taking in some big money and thanks to all of the competition, the drama and the racing that was just going on the previous seasons.

Back at FreshTV, Don, Chris and Chef were definitely discussing some serious plans for their best season of whatever show they were hosting and Don's plans were relatively special for this season.

Chris was just being pretty audacious about his show, while Don was just trying to talk about some stuff.

''So, you've heard that I'm on my 6th season, while you're stuck with...actually, your situation is really good.'' Don was just really shocked at Chris' good situation. ''Somehow, your show is on its 9th season, despite the lack of ethics!''

''What because you can't handle a little bit of my 50 contestant season?'' Chris was just smugly eating some good food with his best friend. ''Did you know I had enough money for my interns to buy themselves food!''

''...Wow, I'm impressed.'' Don was still at shock, as Chris' sudden 'generosity' was making it obvious.

''I know and I've got another season lined up.'' Chris proclaimed, as he was just trying to get his phone call on speaker.

''Chris, you want some more of that good lettuce?'' Chef was just asking from the kitchen. ''Chris!''

''Yeah, yeah!'' Chris was just trying to get things rolling, as he was speaking with the producers.

Chris was just listening in on the call, as it kept on going back and forth between the host with the most and the producers, who was in a better mood and considering the fact that the hosts were elated, it could only be excitement.

Chris just went into another room, as he wanted no-one to look, complete with a suspicious look and he slammed the door, letting the conversation be private.

Don and Chef had a bit of a knowing look, as they were just sure that these two were going to crossover some time in the future, as the producers were known to make some of the wackiest decisions known to man.

And if they were just suddenly able to hear some angry yells, this decision was mostly about the Ridonculous Race and Chris somehow being involved in it.

Chef and Don were just enjoying their decent food, as Chris was just stomping out of the room with a very dissappointed face.

''Don, your show can handle many teams, right?''

''Yep, though it's gonna be expensive.''

''But I'm going to be a contestant, despite having a long and awesome career!" Chris yelled, as Don was just pretty convinced. ''Chef, we're going to be a team on Don's bad show.''

''Heh, I was waiting for that.'' Don added in.

Chef was just very happy to be out of whatever stunts Chris was pulling, as the chef was just sporting a strangely big grin.

''Anyways, I'll prepare for this crazy season, while you...do whatever training you need to do.'' Don just told them, as he was just drinking some coffee.

''It's the middle of the day. What, you can't handle it?'' Chef was just being serious.

''Trust me, if the producers say anything, it's going to be stupid crazy.'' Don was just preparing himself for the massive season that was ahead.

Things were going to be ridonculously grand for the most part.


 

Don was just looking well-rested for the season that was ahead of him, as he was finally in his sixth and special season that was probably going to delete a year or two off his own life, as this willing host was just ready to take a break after this special one.

No matter what, Calgary wasn't exactly the best place to start a race that could make a race around the world even more special than before, but it wasn't no generic city or anything.

Don definitely knew this, as he was just ready to introduce the city.

''Calgary, being a city where wrestlers can relax and enjoy the sights, while ordinary citizens can see horses like this one buck around!''

The horse was just bouncing around like no other horse would really do in the legendary Stampede Park, as the teams were just waiting to buck around in this city.

''Beneath my 14 rogues, 73 teams, one of them being a returning fan-favourites, are willing to take the chance to travel the world in 32 amazing locations!"

Don was just checking out the all of the teams that were just showing up one by one pretty quickly, as they were just previously shrouded in shadow for the moment.

"From exotic jungles, to hidden cities to icy mountains, these teams are going to continually knocked off, two by two in each leg, before one team wins 3 million dollars!"

The editing team managed to make graphics out of the important bits of Don's words.

"Once again, I'm Don and this is...the start of The Ridonculous Race!" Don exclaimed, before his teeth shined to give way to the intro which had been changed a bit.

Said intro was just the typical Ridonculous Race intro with the added teams speeding up the running montage and the 64 teams being shown in 16 squares for at least a second before just showing the special logo that wasn't really that different.


 

"Today, we're going to be starting the race, but we've also got 64 duos ready to race to the edges of this beatitful planet and introducing them is going to take a little bit longer than usual for obvious reasons! Let's just start with the most surprising team!" Don announced, just walking the centre of Calgary and walking alongside the light rail tram that was just going past him in the opposite direction.

The teams were just plain ready to be introduced, as the first team had the angry half and the happy half and unsurprisingly, the two of them were the main host of Total Drama and the former was a average-height man with a long career named Chris McLean and the latter was a black tall muscle-bound man named Chef Hatchet and together...

...things wouldn't really be the same.

''Chris McLean and Chef Hatchet, hosts of the show Total Drama!" Don announced.

*The TV Hosts' confessional*

Chris was just genuinely angry, as Chef was just excited for the competition.

''So, it's been years since I've been in some serious competition and I tell ya that this ain't going to be easy to do it!" Chef exclaimed, happier than ever. ''With Chris, it's gonna be a lot easier, though."

"Dude, I got world-class hosting skills, a pretty good singing voices. willing to bring it on to the next level! By the way, the fitness class really worked!" Chris was just showing off his not so noticeable muscles, as though Chef doubted him. ''Check me out!"

"You haven't changed that much, Chris, but I know you've already got some secret skills." Chef's smile was just wide as heck, as Chris was just looking pretty dissapointed.

"Yeah, I've got them and the rest of the teams are going to get those skills in their face!" Chris was just genuinely in the mood to wreck them all unfairly.

*Confessional cut*

The next team were definitely showing off their characters through their appearances, as Wizard was a lanky guy with a prosthetic arm, a scientist's coat, some jeans and a plain forest green t-shirt and this guy was just carrying the tablet.

The other bulkier heavy weight guy that had brown hair was just wearing some worn jeans, a vest and a plaid jacket that had the sleeves ripped and this guy was just giving a can that was just thrown on said tablet.

"Wizard and Boomsticks, internet hosts that host a show of our potential contestants...fighting." Don introduced the duo

*The Internet Hosts' confessional*

Wizard was just checking out the previous episodes on his tablet, as Boomstick was just walking in from off screen to just chug down another one.

"...Where have you been?" Wizard didn't really like the angry look on Boomstick's face.

"You know, I've been just checking some of our competition out and they ain't got the teamwork skills that we do!" Boomstick was just using the pause to down a can of soda. "You do all of the mental stuff and I do all of the physical stuff, okay!"

Boomstick's strong thumbs up was just slowly put down by Wizard's quick thinking arms.

"I don't know, I think we should share some of the responsibilities, considering we don't have the best physical skills." Wizard explained, as he was just ready to get it rolling. "I think we could definitely make an impact."

"With your brain and my dual wielding skills, I think we've got the two million in the bag!" Boomstick was just still being loud.

*Confessional cut*

Two distinctly nearly-naked warriors, Zangief being the Russian man that only wears two yellow and red wristbands, red wrestling boots and wrestling pants that had an metal belt over it.

Rainbow Mika was the second wrestling warrior, being a Japanese blonde girl that was just wearing a leotard that covering up a little bit more than usual, though it wasn't too different, along with the usual mask and white boots.

''Zangief and Rainbow Mika, the appealing wrestling warriors!" Don shouted, as he was just getting hot under the collar. ''Probably going to be good."

*The Wrestling Warriors' confessional*

Zangief and Mika were both very boisterous about their intentions, as they were just ready to shout their message.

"Hey, Hugo, I know what you did and keep on doing and for obvious reasons, you kinda pissed us off! We were going to do this anyways, but Hugo made it kinda personal." Mika stated, as she was just ready to get things rolling.

"Hugo, you choose words like that and you're going to get The Red Cyclone!" Zangief exclaimed, as he was just ready to follow things up.

"Yeah and we're doing it to help all of the people who can't be helped, because we can!" Rainbow Mika was just ready to taunt to the next level, preparing the pose.

"And this is just the start of race! We go all out on our opponents and there's no exceptions, but we're going fair on this race!" Zangief exclaimed, as he was just showing off his team-up pose.

They both did the team pose, as they were just continuing some team-ups.

*Confessional cut*

These two were just dogs that had somewhat similar styles, as one was lightly coloured just wearing a green plaid dress that was just long enough to not deal with the wind and the other one was brown with a white stripe running through the middle that was just wearing a red shirt with some blue shorts.

The light coloured dog had her hair tied up, while the dark colour dog had his hair just be messy.

"Isabelle and Digby, a brother and a sister that are both dogs!" Don shouted, as they were both excited.

*The Brother's and Sister's confessional*

Isabelle was just ridiculously excited about the race, as she was just ready to jump about.

"Hello, guys and gals of the other worlds and some other places! I'm Isabelle, the mayor's assistant of a little known town that I forgot the name of and I'm so happy to be on your show!" Isabelle was just waving very quickly. "And here's my brother, Digby, who works very hard and very good on selling homes!"

"Hey! It's nice to see you guys." Digby's strange apphrension was a reaction to  Isabelle's sudden hyperactivity. "I think we could make it through with strategy, but also have a fun time-Isabelle, you okay?"

"Uh, yeah!" Isabelle was just surprisingly exasperated, as the eyes were...off.

"Alright, let's do this!" Digby declared with her now calmer sister.

*Confessional cut*

These two were definitely looking a little bit suspicious, as Michael was just a white guy with an clean business shirt that, business trousers and brown slacks. and Franklin was a normal-skinned black guy that had a shaved head just wearing a baggy grey shirt that had white sleeves, some loose jeans and worker's boots.

"Michael DeSanta and Franklin Clinton, two guys that have probably done some stuff." Don was just very sure of something.

*The Questionable Men's confessional*

Franklin looked like that he didn't really want to be here, but Michael was just ready to take the race into his game.

"Franklin, we're going to kill it out here! With my killer intimidation factor, other stuff that we're not going to mention and your raw power, it's bound to be easy for us to take the money!" Michael was just estatic about his team's chance.

"Have you even seen the competition? Those fast guys could just fuck our day up and go on without a sweat and there's a whole bunch of teams that have seen much crazier shit, man." Franklin noted, being somewhat annoyed at Michael's over-confidence.

"Franklin, ye got no faith, man. I'd rather no tell on TV, but we've got secret skills that could turn the race on its head." Michael's grin looked a little bit suspicious.

"...I like what you're thinking, though." Franklin was actually careful to not give anything away.

*Confessional cut*

K' was just a slightly lanky guy that had pretty dark skin, pretty light hair and all leather that had quite a few zips on his trousers and arms, as his leather shirt was partially zipped out with an cross necklace and some red shades to complete the look.

Maxima was just a well-built cyborg that had his normal skin on, as he was just wearing a bomber jacket, a teal t-shirt and blue tracksuit trousers.

These two were just looking for some suspicious people.

"K' and Maxima, the anti-heroes!" Don stated.

*The Cool Friends' confessional*

K' was just relaxing in the chair, as Maxima was just also trying to get things configured.

"Why the hell are you wearing an bomber jacket? It's pretty damn hot outside and I'm sure that t-shirt it coming off!" K' shouted, as he was just complaining about nothing.

"Because I've analysed the air and I'm sure that it is not that hot, every single thing being considered." Maxima stated, as he was just crossing his arms.

"Anyways, we're going to kick so much ass that it's probably going to take this show off the air. Yeah, I said it and what are you going to do about it?" K' was just showing his attitude, as he dropped the sunglasses and revealed his angry face.

"Point out how that makes no sense. Besides, we've both got the capabilties to go cross-town." Maxima proclaimed with a smile on his face, as K' just put his face on his palm.

"Shut up." K' said, before the confessional cut out.

*Confessional cut*

Fox was obviously an humanoid orange fox with some traditional space pilot clothes, somewhat baggy green trousers and some armour on his grey and red boots and he doesn't have his own flair.

Falco was also a blue falcon with somewhat similar clothes, although the bird-like flair on the coat, red baggy pants and grey armoured boots definitely made him distinct from his less egotistical partner.

"Fox McCloud and Falco Lombardi, the best pilots in the business!" Don exclaimed.

*The Leading Pilots' confessional*

Fox and Falco were both just plain confindent in their abilities to get around all kinds of issues.

"Hold on, Fox! We've got everything we need to beat everyone in the race and everyone that appears in the race, but we really need to make sure that we have the essentials to beat everyone!" Falco confidently boasted, as he was ready to proclaim the facts

 however he could. "Fox?"

"I think we've got the skills, but if you don't think we've got the essentials that it could really mean nothing! Besides, we've got them.'' Fox was just checking for the essentials, which was a GPS. ''Falco, you know what this means?"

"Hell yeah, we've got the advantage that could seal our lead! Wolf, got a problem?"

"Hold on, I'm pretty sure that Wolf and Leon have the same technology and that they're here. Doesn't mean it's not going to outrank a lot of the teams." Fox was thinking of the future situations, saying these words proudly.

*Confessional cut*

Wolf was a wolf with a surprisingly purple outfit, with some added pink and dark purple stripes was adorned with some claws, armour that was shaped to be really sharp on his shoulders, boots and on his wrists.

However, Leon was a chameleon with some yellow stripes on his uninjured eyes and unlike his leader, he mostly had a tight space suit with some oversized black ampulets and slim black boots.

"Wolf and Leon, mercenaries who definitely play dirty!" Don exclaimed, as they were just sneering at the leading pilots

*The Piloting Mercenaries' confessional*

Wolf and Leon were just ready to clean off the metal lattice of the fence, as they didn't even care about that.

"Wow, it's not going to be an cakewalk! Falco should just tone his ego down if he knows what he's good for!" Leon was in a surprisingly good mood. "Seeing him frown would make my day."

"Fox, if you've got any idea  what you're doing. Pick your battles, because my claws may be a little sharper than usual." Wolf was just seeing his glove's shined up claws. "Besides, it's not like there's another military team."

"And that team would have an serious uphill battle with us." Leon wasn't really impressed with the selection.

*Confessional cut*

Ralf was just a darker-skinned white guy with a bandanna covering his black hair that had his padded  waistcoat on over his somewhat militaristic outfit that had pouches on the camo pants for the baddest of situations.

Clark, a blonde guy with the trucker hat also had the same outfit, albeit coloured more blue instead of the desaturated green that his partner had and the waistcoat also had pockets.

"Ralf and Clark, the fighting mercenaries that are giving the previous team a sad look." Don exclaimed, as Wolf and Leon weren't intimidated by Ralf's dirty look.

*The Fighting Mercenaries' confessional*

Ralf and Clark were just ready to get things over and done with in record time.

''Hold on, Lieutenant, I think we need to just make sure that your plan is good enough to circumvent any enemy!" Ralf saying this as though the plan was actually water tight.

"...I doubt that there's not going to be a wildcard team that would just slip past." Clark was just checking his sunglasses. "Even then, plans don't always cover everything!"

"Alright, that's what I'd like to hear! K', get ready!" Ralf just yelled, louder than ever. "

Clark's chair actually did fall down...due to some construction error.

"What kind of bad chair is this?!" Ralf ranted, as he was in a sudden bad mood, as Clark just got up calmly.

*Confessional cut*


 

Don was just ready to come in with eight more teams in the competition, as the race was starting to get heated and this team was not portraying that at all.

"Goofy and Max, the father and son team that are also animals!" Don was just pointing all of the animals that were in the competition this year.

Like a good chunk of the contestants, they were wearing their vacation outfits, as they were just both fistbumping each other pretty awkwardly.

*The Father's & Son's confessional*

Goofy and Max were just looking at each other...with an strange love.

"It's really weird how you're a good dad, yet you're really embarrassing at times...kinda usually when I'm cool." Max was just having an awkward reunion.

"I'm not really gonna lie, it's kinda rough not having you at the house." Goofy's smile was definitely there, but it wasn't that noticeable. "At least you're back for this race."

"Hey, at least you're having fun times." Max was happy about his dad's happiness. "You've probably been up to some crazy things."

Max and Goof were just not even sure what to do, as they were at odds at what to do.

*Confessional cut*

Pit was just an typical angel that was the size of an typical 14-year old that had the typical ''angel warrior'' vibe minus the armour that would fit, the typical blonde hair obviously, he was much older than his size suggested.

Dark Pit was pretty much a clone of Pit that had a generally darker palette to whole outfit, dark grey wings, red eyes and black hair that was nearly the same as Pit's.

''Pit and Dark Pit, living proof that angels aren't always awesome." Don was just seeing those two just fight each other.

*The Angels' confessional*

Dark Pit was just glaring at Pit, who was confused at the former's antipathy.

"What the heck's your problem! I just tapped a girl's butt by complete accident!" Pit exclaimed, making his blush more apparent. "And I also didn't just knock someone's drink out of their hands."

"I should've been the one to do that kind of stuff, but I guess you're trying to steal my near invisible spotlight." Dark Pit added with a grumble.

"Come on, this is our introduction and we can't just be bickering angels! We'll suck like those stepbrothers." Pit was just worried about his team's image.

"Did you forget that team was awesome after they stopped fighting, idiot?" Dark Pit was just ready go on a debate.

Pit was just shaking his head in dissapointment.

*Confessional cut*

A  Japanese man with scruffy black hair that was tied with a red headband, black and white sneakers with white socks and his off-white karate gi was just carrying his duffel bag.

Paired up with him an American man with scruffy blonde hair that wasn't tied up at all and went down to his shoulders, a black fitness t-shirt with red stripes, bright red shorts and red and white trainers and this man was just carrying some stuff in his light backpack.

''They may not look like it, but Ryu and Ken are the Sparring Friends that go a while back...I'll let them explain it.'' Don announced, as these two were just ready to keep it chill.

*The Sparring Friends' confessional*

Ryu and Ken were just looking confindent about their chances.

''So, as you know, we've been sparring partners for a long while and it's been one heck of a journey.'' Ken was just explaining his quick story. ''I got married to my amazing wife, had a kid and changed my style up a bit.''

''I've been working on my style for a while, but I've got a lot of new friends along the way and defeated my inner demons. I think we're doing relatively solid right about now.'' Ryu continued, having a smile on his face.

''We entered for charity, obviously and we'll finish it!" Ken was just ready to show off his kicks. "I've even got new moves."

*Confessional cut*

Bowser and Bowser Jr. needed no introduction, as they made their own through their great displays of fire breath usage and their clothes were made to withstand the fire.

Speaking of clothes, Bowser was just wearing a  denim shirt, some cool red shades and some jean shorts and his son was actually just wear a green t-shirt and denim tracksuit bottoms.

*The Royal Rulers' confessional*

Bowser and Bowser Jr. just spun in on their shells, as it was actually shown in their introduction and this time, they just got out of there.

"Dad, it's not like Total Drama! We're going around the world just fighting Mario, Wario and the rest of them!" Bowser Jr. was just kicking his legs on the chair.

"I know, but I feel like Mario's legit getting more serious." Bowser was just putting his hands out and then turning it into a shrug. "Eh, it's more awesome this way. I'd rather that my son would get to see another planet!"

"Alright...why didn't you let me on that ship?"

Bowser saw his son ask the same question again, as he sighed deeply at the obvious conflict.

*Confessional cut*

It needed no introduction, that Mario and Luigi were wearing their best vacation outfits, which was just a shirt with Delfino Isle's main icon on it over their usual overalls.

"Ready to chill and ready to kick, Mario and Luigi are the Plumbing Heroes!" Don announced, as they were just ready to do it.

*The Plumbing Heroes' confessional*

Mario was just actually angrier than usual, as Luigi was just looking at the brochure for some good places.

"Hey, Mario, I heard that we're also going to the Dominican Republic and Slovenia, so I bet those places are cool, huh!" Luigi's attempt to get his brother into a good mood wasn't working.

"Oh, Bowser, why do you think you can hang around me like it's no big deal?" Mario's exasperation could not really be overstated. "Seriously, what's your plan here?"

"To literally have a vacation?" Luigi just about managed to dodge a stray pie.

Mario was just as lucky, as the pies were definitely thrown off-screen by the previous team that used the introduction place.

"...Makes sense!" Mario was just much happier and much more shocked.

*Confessional cut*

Wario was just wearing his completely different vacation outfit, which was just his biker outfit with a black tank top instead of a shirt.

Waluigi was actually wearing his own lanky version of Wario's biker outfit, as his purple colours replaced Wario's pink and the denim parts were also navy blue.

"Wario and Waluigi, brothers that were born mean and competitive and are still mean and competitive!" Don just added his own flavour to the two brothers just

*The Competitive Brothers' confessional*

Wario and Waluigi were all smiles, as they were just ready to crush it in the game.

"It's a-Wario here, showing you all that introductions can be simple and that you don't need a lot of lines to impress some people! I'm all about that money and that competition!" Wario exclaimed, flexing his arms under his shirt. ''Waluigi, take it away!"

"Anyone who wants to deal with us is going to have to deal with the...'' Waluigi threw out a quick pelvic thrust from the chair. "...trust me, it's strong."

*Confessional cut*

Jo and Eva were two girls that were ready to make a comeback of sorts, as they were very confident in their own skills, complete with some random hand-weights.

"Jo and Eva, both of them going to the gym, both of them sure of their win, both of them tough!" Don announced, as he was genuinely in the mood.

*The Gym Girls' confessional*

Jo and Eva were both just marked with grins, which was just unsual for the latter.

"So, you know, we were just going our seperate ways, when all of a sudden, we were going to the same gym with some notable strengths!" Jo proclaimed, as Eva was going back to her usual expression. "And then when we entered this race, we'd thought that this was going to be easy."

"Are you really that stupid that you would that this was going to be easy?" Eva asked the real questions with sterness. "...It's probably going to be a loat easier than Total Drama for sure."

"And I nearly won and you do have the strength, so combined we're going to make an unstoppable team." Jo was just on Eva's back.

"Alright...just get off my back." Eva stated.

*Confessional cut*

Katie and Sadie were still wearing the same clothes as each other, though the look may have been updated slightly with some trainers to make their feet more comfortable.

"Katie and Sadie, an potential fan-favourite team!" Don exclaimed, as they were back in the show.

*The Best Female Friends' confessional*

Katie and Sadie were really excited, judging by their very audible squeals.

"Oh my gosh, I thought we were never going to get a chance to get on the show, but we, like, really got on there!" Katie exclaimed, as she was almost jumping in her chair. "And we're up against a lot of animals and the toughest people ever!"

"It doesn't even feel like real life, yet it's as real as it gets." Sadie said, as she was just really confused. "We're going to travel the world and probably see Paris!"

"...I hope we do see Paris, though." Katie was anticipating another picture-esque French location.

*Confessional cut*


 

There was yet more teams to be introduced, as they were mostly in the mood for some old-school running and racing around the place at a notable place, especially with their skills being perfect for this race.

This team, however, were practically musical pros, yet they acted like the old stepbrothers without all of the physical fighting.

Murdoc's green skin, scruffy, yet combed hair and surprisingly casual mostly leather clothes kinda betrayed his somewhat edgy and thorny nature, as 2-D was wearing quite a bit more leather and a red shirt to go along with it.

"Murdoc & 2-D, the leading duo behind the world-famous Gorillaz that somehow hasn't split apart! They're the Rockin' Brits!" Don was just really excited for this drama-heavy team.

*The Rockin' Brits' confessional*

Murdoc & 2-D were both just not having a fun time, despite the former just getting out of jail.

"Come on, it's like an good 'ol reunion, getting into some shit and going on this shit show." Murdoc stated, clearly in a better mood. "It beats prison, so I'm not gonna complain about the no-coffee shit."

"I dunno, this time it does seems like I'm not gonna survive this one. There's people that would kill me in this race!" 2-D was just...anxiously confused. "I haven't fucking checked who these guys are."

"We've got fox guys, wolf guys, some other guys, fast guys and some other idiots that are in this race, so I think we're just gonna wreck them and put them into bits."

"Oh, okay. Let's just win this one and we're gonna go and record some shit." 2-D definitely saw that Murdoc just having an suspicious look. "We've been recording for two albums and just returning things back to normal-ish."

*Confessional cut*

Jasmine and Shawn were both very much ready to see what the previous team was up to, but they did notice that said team was just looking at them.

"Jasmine and Shawn, ready to survive the race!"

*The Survivalists' confessional*

Jasmine and Shawn were both just confident in their own skills to win it.

"So, I don't mind that we weren't entered earlier. We'd end up not liking each other in the long run." Jasmine reasonably stated. "Plus, I just wanted to keep things low-key."

"But things have changed, zombies might be here and we're ready to enter the competition and it looks like the competition is pretty tough!" Shawn smiled happily.

"You're never gonna get over the zombie things?" Jasmine was still asking the real questions.

"Why else would we need a bunker?" Shawn just retortically asked.

*Confessional cut*

The very distinct blue hedgehog with speed shoes and the yellow fox that had similar, but different shoes were just ready to get it going in the streets, as they were both carrying different sandwiches.

"Sonic and Tails, possibly the fastest friends you'll meet."

*The Unbreakable Friends' confessional*

Sonic and Tails were both just ready to do this thing.

"With some precise movements, good challenges and a lot of other things, I think we've got this in the bag." Tails stated pretty matter-of-factly.

"But we're up against some really good fighters and a whole bunch of serious competition, so I can't just whip up a tornado and win."

"Matter-of-fact, you'd lose." Tails' tone become slightly more serious, before he went for a fistbump.

"It wrecks those big robots like they were nothing, so it's kinda obvious." Sonic just fistbumped his partner.

"True that!"

*Confessional cut*

Mordecai was just getting another piece of coffee, as Rigby was just trying to take some food from Tails, who actually had a few extra subs.

"Mordecai, Rigby, the biggest keepers of the park and also prey."

*The Groundskeepers' confessional*

 Mordecai was just looking confused, as Rigby were just genuinely ready to do it.

"Alright, so we're in here ready to win the 2 and a half million and this time, no-one's ready to deal with us." Rigby was just stupidly confident in his skills.

"Not gonna lie, I think some of them are." Mordecai realised a while ago. "But I think we're going to get around these guys."

"Mordecai, we both know how to do it

*Confessional cut*

Alejandro and Jose Burromuerto were both definitely their own brother's best haters, as their abilities were similar enough and their personalities had their own quirks.

However, they were just angry at each other pretty casually, as they didn't really talk that much.

"Alejandro and Jose Burromuetro, brothers that feud quite a bit." Don just underplayed it, as they weren't in a great mood.

*The Feuding Brothers' confessional*

Alejandro and Jose weren't exactly happy to team up with each other, even with a win under the former's belt.

"Al, I'm finally glad you decided to team up with me." Jose's smug aura was definitely making Alejandro angry. "Honestly, I think I've got some advice."

"I think I'll just stick to doing what actually works, instead of following in your questionable footsteps." Alejandro's grin was definitely put on.

"You probably should follow those, as I'm more celebrated and clearly, much better at actually having my talents cross-over."

"The only reason you're saying that is because you think we're not in the same league."

Jose just laughed at his pretty annoyed brother, as Alejandro was just trying to make sure that his brother wasn't being an idiot.

*Confessional cut*

Tygra and Cheetara were just vigiliantly looking for some good things to do in Toronto, as they were just also looking for some good teams to hang out with.

Fox and Falco just so happened to bump into them by sheer accident.

"Tygra & Cheetara, taking a vacation from saving many people within their worlds." Don was just seeing the two of them try to chat up a friendly talk.

*The Thundercats' confessional*

Tygra was actually vigiliant, as was his girl friend, as there was definitely some special criminal people in the race.

"I suspect that there's some duos that are just using it as a cover so that they'll get off scot-free, weirdly enough, because of the strange ways this show works." Cheetara actually noted, as she was seeing this special season in another voice.

"Well, that pretty much should be obvious. Somehow, no one cares about the fact that a taser was just smuggled on through." Tygra actually pointed out something.

"Didn't MacArthur just vow to never do that again?"

"...It's more like a heat-of-the-moment thing."

*Confessional cut*

Lori was a 17-year old blonde girl with some big hair on the phone just wearing just a mid-cut baby blue top, some earrings, khaki shorts and shoes that didn't really have a top.

Meanwhile, her younger 14-year old sister also a brunette that was just wearing all purple clothes that were definitely inspired by quite a few rockstars, right down to the knee-high boots.

"Lori & Luna, sisters that are pretty opposite!"

*The Contrasting Sisters' confessional*

Lori and Luna were both trying to get things in check, as they were just wildly different.

"So, you gonna let me do all of the physical stuff and you do all of the rest?" Luna was just stupid excited for the race. "Nah, that ain't fair."

Lori was just clearly ending her call mid-camera shot.

"Wait, it already started rolling?" Lori asked calmly. "But I thought you wanted to wait."

"Yeah, it did and I already started it, so you wanna introduce yourself to the camera?" Luna was just seeing Lori roll her own eyes.

"I kinda have to take care of you, considering you're one of the younger contestants on here. Plus, there's a lot of dumb teams that can do dumb stuff and still beat us!" Lori was just trying to be responsible.

"But what if we didn't?" Luna was still really excitings.

"You're not exactly a team leader, though. You're really good at what you do, though." Lori just didn't want to break her sister's heart.

"I didn't even want to be leader, anyways."

*Confessional cut*

What really mattered to these two was that they were both really thankful for entering the race.

Ryuji was just a cool spiky-haired blonde dude that had an somewhat smart jacket with red buttons, a yellow that had a colorful star surrounded by an colorful circle, plaid trousers and white sneakers.

Yusuke was an art student with some blue-ish black hair that parted to the left and only went down to his chin, as he was just wearing a buttoned-up shirt that had a spade on its right side, some school trousers and leather slacks.

"Ryuji and Yusuke, proving that the race is truly international." Don said, as these two were just walking pretty casually.

*The Classmates' confessional*

Ryuji was just ready to hold the camera like a selfie, but Yusuke just stopped him.

"It's such an honour to go on this show have a chance to travel around the world." Yusuke was just looking relatively calm. ''I wasn't even expecting to be on a show like this one."

"Yeah, I asked a lot of people, but I think this season must be something else. Makoto was kinda busy doing something else, so..." Ryuji's confidence was still beaming through. "...went with this guy."

"It still does feel as though it came from nowhere, yet it feels like we were invited to this." Yusuke just closed his eyes.

"Hey, you can thank me." Ryuji just pointed to himself to show the obvious.


 

*Confessional cut*

Now, Don had to introduce several more teams that were willing to just bring their game into this race and they didn't really care what kind of game they had, as long as they have no legal problems along the way.

''I guess we're technically the sequel to the Police Officers.'' Maya said, as she was just wearing her usual get up.

''But I wouldn't even think of breaking any law...wherever that would be national or international.'' Phoenix was just carrying his blazer.

These two were just trying to make sure that they were studied up on the law, just by checking on their phones, while they were sitting on the bench.

''The Defense Lawyers, the duo that will defend the undefendable and will probably not break any laws!'' Don announced.

*The Defense Lawyers' confessional*

''I guess we're technically the sequel to the Police Officers.'' Maya said, as she was just wearing her usual get up.

''But I wouldn't even think of breaking any law...wherever that would be national or international.'' Phoenix was just carrying his blazer.

''Same thing here!'' Maya exclaimed. ''How much do you know about the ridonculous race, though?''

''Quite a bit, but does it matter?''

''Maybe?''

*Confessional cut*

These two were going above and beyond to be prepared.

Ryo was just a blonde guy with mostly spiky hair that was mainly pointing towards his back and he wrote an orange karate gi, a black undershirt and as this was an foot race, some grey trainers that were made to be comfortable.

However, his sister Yuri didn't really change anything, as she still had her short brown hair, a white karate gi top, some navy blue tights, white legwarmers and red flat-soled sneakers.

"Ryo and Yuri Sakazaki, the karate duo that didn't trip me up!" Don announced, getting the surname right.

*The Karate Siblings' confessional*

Ryo and Yuri were both ready to represent the best of their martial art and they didn't even need a long introduction to do that.

"Kyokugen definitely needs the spotlight in this race! Sure, KOF may be a great place to duke it out with the karate, but this race is going to be the true test of our family's art, you know!" Ryo was just very thankful to be in here.

"I wasn't even expecting to be here, because I was alright with just watching it. But now I'm here and because my brother's here, you know what time it is!" Yuri proclaimed, ready to be in a great mood. "It's karate time!"

Ryo and Yuri just shared a dumb chuckle at the phrase.

*Confessional cut*

Terry Bogard definitely looked like an clean homeless guy, as he was just wearing a red denim jacket, a white t-shirt, his baseball cap with the words 'Fatal Fury' emblazoned on the front and some jeans.

However, Joe Higashi's Muay Thai pride shone through, as even beaneath his short sleeved shirt and orange and black hoodie with slightly longer sleeves, his headband was still on there and he was still wearing some shorts and had his shin straps on.

"Terry Bogard and Joe Higashi, fighting their way into this race!" Don exclaimed, just ready to show what this team was made of.

*The Boisterous Fighters' confessional*

Terry Bogard & Joe Higashi were both very shocked at the fact that they were even in the race and they just wanted to do something.

"It's the king of Muay Thai and the fighting hobo, here on the best Canadian reality show ever!" Joe Higashi was just extremely excited about something. "That's gotta say something, right!"

"Come on, you should probably chill. I dunno if you're the king, but you're my king, which is pretty cool."

"What, is Sagat here again?" Joe added in defiantly. "He's-"

"Nah, there's someone out there who's just been crowned, but you're still up there."

Joe was just looking very focused on getting that, as Terry was just ready to cheer him on.

*Confessional cut*

These two were definitely in the mood to win, even if one of them didn't look like it.

There was a pale blonde short-haired guy with a hat, a off-white shirt with black sleeves, denim shorts and white trainers and he was just in chill mood.

There was a light brown skinned guy with somewhat different scruffy short black hair, a purple t-shirt with blue jeans and some navy blue sneakers.

"Jude and Jonesy, the chillest dude and the charisma guy!" Don described them pretty well, as the latter was just trying to pull some moves.

*The Mall Dudes' confessional*

Jonesy and Jude were just both chilling in the hair, as they were just happy at the facts.

"Dude, it's actually crazy that we're going the around for free and we're in a race as well!" Jude's mind was still blown.

"Come on, Jude, it's not really that crazy, there's like 67 other teams after all." Jonesy was just keeping it cool.

"No, that's what I mean, man! It's kinda friggin' impossible to get that many people to race around the world on TV!" Jude was just really excited for the competition. "And I think this is gonna be sweet."

"Yeah, I kinda get it, but I just want to show off my strategies, you know, get into the game!" Jonesy's cool demeanour didn't actually change. "Get some money!"

"Righteous." Jude finished it off.

*Confessional cut*

These two actually were carrying their usual clothes of a fluffy parka and ice boots, but winter jackets that had a fluffy hood and walking boots that still corresponded to their own colours of a light pink for Nana and periwinkle for Popo.

"Nana and Popo, both being awesome climbers that also climbs hills and rocks!"

*The Mountain Climbers' confessional*

Nana and Popo, surprisingly, didn't have that much to say.

"I can't believe we're here, Nana! It's like we made it through all of the other entrants to have a chance to two million!" Popo exclaimed, very much in the racing mood.

"Wait, I think it's two and a half million! We've climbed a ton of mountains, hills and other climbable stuff, so I hope you guys root for us!" Nana was just rallying some fans.

*Confessional cut*

Austin and Ally were both just willing to make sure that weren't toast to all of the other contestants, as they were a little shocked at all of the duos that were in the game.

"Austin and Ally, one pro singer and another a pro songwriter, but together, they're singer-songwriters!" Don exclaimed, as he was just in the mood to do it.

*The Singer-Songwriters' confessional*

Austin and Ally were both just happy at the obvious facts that they got in.

"Hold on, Austin, some of these guys aren't just your run of the mill runners that are here to enjoy the the battle." Ally was just voicing her concerns. "They're legit fighters, mercenaries and some very strong people."

"That doesn't mean that they don't like to have fun or that there aren't some fun-lovers in the race! It'd be kinda cool to just chill with them!" Austin exclaimed, really in the mood to help and chill with his guitar.

"I think the flights are kinda long haul, so I think there's time to talk-" Ally didn't really that much to say.

"Hold on, I still I've got the victory song ready. You wanna hear it?"

Ally just had that cute and confused look, as Austin was just slowly putting his arms back.

*Confessional cut*

These two were just ready to be themselves, as they were just checking up on all of the laws in Canada and America, two countries that a Ridonculous Race would likely go to.

Miles Edgeworth was just a very white guy that had well-kept grey hair with some pretty obnoxious bangs that actually parts in the middle and wearing a red suit that was tied together with a caravat, a grey waistcoat and black leather brogues.

Franziska's outfit was a little bit more complex than her white short hair that went down to her chin and parted to the left.

She was wearing a slightly elborate waistcoat with diamond buttons over a shirt that actually had the sleeves puffed, the cuffs buttoned up and an overdone bow-tie, but at the bottom, she had an short skirt, some brown tights and high heeled boot-like shoes.

"Franziska Von Karma & Miles Edgeworth, hyper ruthless lawyers!" Don exclaimed, as these two are here to bring their law game into this race.

*The Prosecutors' confessional*

Edgeworth was just looking pretty stoic, as Franziska had an bit of a smile from even entering this race.

"If there's a good reason for entering this race, I doubt that you would have chose one. Although, we are both doing it for charity." Edgeworth stated, keeping himself calm.

"Fool, I can't believe you entered the race at the very last moment. You should have prepared to enter this race like we did from the start." Von Karma was completely sure in her assumptions, even there was something else right under her.

"Ms. Von Karma, I'd like to state that although Phoenix Wright is in the race, he is not our problem at the current moment." Edgeworth stated, trying to calm down his partner.

"Maybe, he's not your problem, but he is mine at this current moment. I'll beat the fool and then win the money fairly!" Von Karma was very ecstatic over the current prospects.

*Confessional cut*

PJ was just a tall guy with messy blonde hair that was just cut near the top of his forehead, as he was 18-years old and basically wore a blue t-shirt with an icon from Denver on it, some jeans with a belt and navy blue sneakers.

Gabe was definitely shorter, as he was just a 12-year old with hair that was just spiked at the front that was just off his forehead. He was just wearing a black shirt with white separated sleeves, sky blue jeans and blue sneakers.

Together these two managed to do something to each other, as PJ gave Gabe a prank song and Gabe managed to outdo him instantly and they were both listening to it.

"PJ and Gabe, brothers that aren't very much in sync!" Don announced, as the two of them just took off their headphones.

*The Awkward Brothers' confessional*

PJ and Gabe couldn't look more confident in each other's skill set, as they both were working good in completely different areas.

"So, Dad suggested that we go to the Ridonculous Race because it would be a fun time! That and we'll win three million dollars, because everyone's gonna be watching us!" Gabe boasted, as PJ was just looking pretty unsure.

"As long as we don't prank each other, things will be smooth sailing, because we're gonna be on a boat!" PJ said, just trying to get some sense into his younger and cooler brother.

"It's gonna pay for a lot and the first thing I'm going to buy is a lot of games!" Gabe crossed his arms with a confident smile.

"...I thought you said that weren't going to buy too many games." PJ told her, looking a little bit concerned for his brother.

*Confessional cut*

Andre was just a black guy with thin and short dreadlocks and he was just wearing a necklace with a cross on it over a striped grey and black t-shirt, some blue jeans and grey sneakers that had white soles.

Robbie was just wearing a buttoned-up light blue shirt, some black khaki trousers and a some black trainers.

Rex was actually a puppet, he did have some similar clothes that took traits from both of the members

"Andre & Robbie, two slightly cool dudes from Hollywood Arts with Rex, a puppet with a mind of its own!" Don announced, as the two of them were just seeing that Maya and Franziska were intensely staring at each other.

*The Hollywood Guys' confessional*

Andre Harris and Robbie Shapiro were actually shocked at the roster that was actually on play.

"Who put us up to this? Was it me, because I don't remember this race being filled with dangerous people that could hurt us at any time!" Robbie was just clearly more shocked than the rest. "What-"

"Hehehe, I kinda like those dangerous guys." Rex stated.

"And plus, it's going to be pretty cool, haven't you heard of some of the locations that are in this race? I ain't gonna say them, but this city's one of them!" Andre wasn't a guy to ruin surprises.

"Alright and I'm ready to see those boobs." Rex was threw some quips out there.

"Dude, I don't think you're going to see them any time soon." Andre was just being chill.

"And plus, we've still gotta survive this race till the end." Robbie's fear was still somewhat apparent.

*Confessional cut*

Don was just ready to get it started once again, filled with some enthusiasm to boot.

"With 34 teams are willing to bring it on, it's look like pretty solid, but there's a lot more on the way, as there's roughly 34 more teams to add to the pile of racers that are in...this huge season of The Ridonculous Race!"


 

To be continued in Part 2, where every single one of the remaining teams are getting introduced and said teams haven't been introduced yet and this time, there's even more!

---From this first part of the introductions:---

#1: Chris McLean & Chef Hatchet AKA The TV Hosts (Total Drama)

#2: Wizard & Boomstick AKA The Internet Hosts (Death Battle)

#3: Zangief & Rainbow Mika AKA The Wrestling Warriors (Street Fighter)

#4: Isabelle & Digby AKA The Sister & Brother (Animal Crossing)

#5: Franklin Clinton & Michael DeSantos AKA The Questionable Men (Grand Theft Auto)

#6: K' and Maxima AKA The Cool Friends (King of Fighters)

#7: Fox McCloud & Falco Lombardi AKA The Leading Pilots (Star Fox)

#8: Wolf O'Donell & Leon Powalski AKA The Piloting Mercenaries (Star Fox)

#9: Ralf Jones & Clark Steel AKA The Fighting Mercenaries (Ikari Warriors/King of Fighters)

#10: Goofy & Max Goof AKA The Awkward Father & Son (A Goofy Movie)

#11: Pit & Dark Pit AKA The Angels (Kid Icarus)

#12: Ryu & Ken AKA The Sparring Friends (Street Fighter)

#13: Bowser & Bowser Jr. AKA The Royal Rulers (Super Mario)

#14: Mario & Luigi AKA The Plumbing Heroes (Super Mario)

#15: Wario & Waluigi AKA The Competitive Brothers (Wario/Super Mario)

#16: Jo & Eva AKA The Gym Girls (Total Drama)

#17: Katie & Sadie AKA The Best Female Friends (Total Drama)

#18: Murdoc & 2D AKA The Rockin' Brits (Gorillaz)

#19: Jasmine & Shawn AKA The Survivalists (Total Drama)

#20: Sonic & Tails AKA The Unbreakable Friends (Sonic Games)

#21: Mordecai & Rigby AKA The Groundskeepers (Regular Show)

#22: Alejandro & Jose AKA The Feuding Brothers/Hombres (Total Drama)

#23: Tygra & Cheetara AKA The Thundercats (Thundercats)

#24: Lori & Luna Loud AKA The Sharp Sisters (The Loud House)

#25: Ryuji Sakamoto & Yusuke Kitagawa AKA The Classmates (Persona)

#26: Phoenix Wright & Maya Fey AKA The Defense Lawyers (Ace Attorney)

#27: Ryo & Yuri Sakazaki AKA The Karate Siblings (Art of Fighting)

#28: Terry Bogard & Joe Higashi AKA The Boisterous Fighters (Fatal Fury)

#29: Jonesy & Jude AKA The Mall Dudes (6teen)

#30: Nana & Popo AKA The Mountain Climbers (Ice Climbers)

#31: Austin & Ally AKA The Singer-Songwriters (Austin & Ally)

#32: Miles Edgeworth & Franziska Von Karma AKA The Prosecutors (Ace Attorney)

#33: PJ & Gabe AKA The Awkward Brothers (Good Luck Charlie)

#34: Andre Harris & Robbie Shapiro AKA The Hollywood Guys (Victorious)

#35 to #74: Coming in the future second part of the introductions, where there's a returning Ridonculous Race team and another Total Drama teams on the way!

Chapter Text

The Grand Ridonculous Race!
Chapter 0: Reveal Thyselves!
Part 2: The Rest of The Duos!

Yep, there's 75 teams!

Also...this was just painful to finish, as the roster is now complete with all 72 teams plus one extra that is coming back from The Ridonculous Race and two other extra teams!

Okay, that's it!


With more teams to introduce, Don had an pretty easy job on his hands, it was just up to the team members to introduce themselves well.

"Welcome back to the introductions, where 73 teams of varying craziness are introducing themselves and this team is definitely a crazy one!" Don was just genuinely ready to keep it going.

The first team were just ready to do that, these bears were actually pretty small for bears, as they were roughly the size of a ten year old.

Panda and Ice Bear both took their looks from their respective species, as they were just doing their things.

"Panda and Ice Bears, bear brothers!" Don exclaimed.

*The Bear Brothers' confessional*

Panda was just checking out his phone, as to not leak anything and Ice Bear was just super chill.

"It's me, Panda! Your favourite social-media bear in the race, for all of my fans. I don't really have a lot, but I don't mind doing this race for you guys and for me." Panda knew of this show's extended reach. "Ice Bear, you wanna say something?."

"Uh, it's really good here." Ice Bear could the somewhat average tempurature and Grizz's support.

"See, it is really good here!" Panda was just hugging his brother.

*Confessional cut*

Carly and Spencer were brothers and sisters that couldn't really live together

*The Long-Distance Siblings' confessional*

Carly and Spencer had some pretty smug grins, as they were both sure that this would be the one.

"Not gonna lie, this was actually the last place I was expecting to be at." Carly was just looking slightly older and a lot better. "It's pretty cool that I get to hang with my brother again."

"I pretty much feel the same way. Kinda feels weird to actually be on camera with my sister, who's always been on camera." Spencer was just sharing some pretty heavy feelings.

"It's not like I've ever filmed anything in a long while...except for some personal stuff." Carly's slight nervousness kinda came back.

"I bet you haven't changed that at least."

*Confessional cut*

Sam and Cat were both just dealing with each other's current situation, as they were in the racing mood, complete with their blonde hair and their red hair and their respective clothes.

"Sam and Cat, babysitters from Seattle!" Don was just ready to bring them into a great battle.

*The Babysitters' confessional*

Sam and Cat were lucky that they were on break.

"It's actually kinda awesome how we managed to put the business on break, considering all of that and it's not like we're going to lose our place or anything." Sam stated, as she was just being pretty chill.

"I know, but I don't want the kids to just go and not have a fun time with us. The other babysitters are also pretty good." Cat was actually worried.

"Hold on, I don't think some of them are that good." Sam's chillness was so obvious.

"Hey, you haven't tried them, so you don't really know." Cat just rebutted her partner, as Sam was just thinking of something.

"Good point." Sam just resigned it. "Though we're going all in!"

*Confessional cut*

Abigail was a man that had oversized muscles and a pretty oversized physique that showed his pretty hardy workout routine, as he was just a leopard-printed tank top that was just covering the centre of his chest. His hair was a mohawk in the shape of the Canadian flag.

Hugo actually had longer black hair that partially put his eyes into a shadow on his square face that was relatively large and he was definitely top-heavy and definitely had a lot of muscles.
He was wearing a pink tank top that was covered in leopard spots, magenta leather pants that had some metal chains, rough leather brown shoes and belts around his...lower leg.

"It's Hugo and Abigail, two guys that are very big!" Don announced, expecting the two of them to be a little bit smaller than their picture actually showed them. "Didn't expect them to be so big."

*The Big Brawlers' confessional*

Hugo and Abigail were actually pleased with the selection of contestants that was in this race.

"Hey, it's your guys, Abigail and Hugo here! Today and for the rest of the race, we're going to crush these teams using our own strength!" Abigail was just extremely motivated to do some good wrestling.

"Yeah, I'm backing my good old friend up and this time, Poison ain't going to be teaming up with me. With our arms and legs, we're going to send everybody home alone!" Hugo was just in a really good mood.

"Trust me, this race is going to won by our strength harder than a supercar in speed!"

"Enough said!" Hugo proclaimed.

*Confessional cut*

To say that Raz, a intimidating lavender and black-furred kangaroo with a sword and a red feet, looked out of place next to Gligamesh, a warrior that was roughly six times her size, would be a massive understatement.

Gilgamesh, of course, was a warrior that was top-heavy, a lot of red and black armour that had gold accents, a horned mask and a fiend-ish face on the belt, the top of his boots.

"From the species that battled the stepbrothers and Japanese stories, Raz and Gligamesh come to battle!" Don's shock couldn't be more apparent, if he tried.

*The Weapon Masters' confessional*

Raz didn't exactly have a great start to the situation, as Gilgamesh was just up for it.

"I don't care if I don't know what's a TV! This battle is all ours and ready to be won pretty damn easily!" Raz was just yelling very over-confidently. "Let's just make sure that none of us loses!"

"Are we really going to prove that this race isn't just all about using the best of our abilities? Because it's definitely all of that, combined with my fighting spirit!" Gilgamesh exclaimed, as he was just ready to be down for the count.

"Your fighting spirit? My weapons will make it really happen in a blink of an eye!"

"I doubt that anything takes a day or two to finish." Gilgamesh was all in the battle.

*Confessional cut*

The two of them were actually living cups that looked like they came straight of a pre-war cartoon, as Cuphead was more of a red and hot cup and Mugman was a cooler and more of a blue cup.

They did look similar, albeit Mugman's eyes were taller and his straw couldn't really bend.

Because of that, their personalities actually stood out quite a bit, thanks to their simple colours.

*The Cup Brothers' confessional*

Cuphead was just ready to just test his finger guns out, as Mugman was just being an introducing guy.

"I'm Mugman and Cuphead's my brother with the finger guns." Mugman was just ready to keep it simple.

"Hey, uh, so we're the brothers that freed all of the bosses, kicked the devil's ass and also just made a ton of friends with all of the same guys! I think these guys aren't really the same as those bosses, so we're just gonna go in and-"

"I think we need to plan something out."

"It's the first leg! There's no time for plans, brother!" Cuphead was just ready to keep his brother quiet.

*Confessional cut*

Megamind's spiky attire was just ready to bring some spiky things to some people, as he was just wearing a lot of leather on his personnel that was just making up his villainous suit of mostly back with blue on his chest and on the front of his legs. He was actually a blue guy with a bit of a goatee and as the name implied, a very big head.

Minion wasn't as spiky, but he was all metal aside from being a partial pufferfish in a fish bowl, as he was just in a giant mech suit that wasn't as bulky as it usually was, as it was as big as Hugo.

"Megamind and Minion, two guys that are probably tired of villainy. I'm gonna say probably." Don had some serious faith on these two to do some bad stuff.

*The Self-Proclaimed Villains' confessional*

Megamind was just ready to put a plan into action, as Minion was just watching on.

"Today your eyes are going to see the start of a pretty good plan, not great, but it's pretty good. I'm not exactly the same villainous guys, but I'm a guy with a big brain." Megamind's description was definitely there.

"Honestly, I'd say that you dragging me into this is actually a pretty good idea, sir." Minion wasn't really being that honest.

"I don't know If I would truly say that, but you're definitely skilled at some things that I can't do!" Megamind was just still good with his friends. "Roxanne's pretty cool."

"That much I can say for sure." Minion was just ready with some examples. "Like reaching over to grab some food and reminding you to-"

"I already said that she was the coolest." Megamind just threw a quick grin back.

*Confessional cut*

Shingo Yabuki had somewhat messy hair that was tied together with a white hair band, a smooth jaw and he didn't have legs that were too long or too short and the same thing went for his own arms.

He was wearing a blue Japanese school jacket, blue school trousers, white trainers that had black accents in the soles and the laces.

Benimaru's model-ness was just definitely coming with a lime green jacket, a black shirt over his lean and defined muscles, some black leather trousers, two black boots and two earrings.

His hair was just electrified, as it stood up and normally, it would be let down around his shoulders and he had a good model's face.

"Shingo and Benimaru, two fan favourites in Japan that are finally in this game!" Don exclaimed, sounding slightly annoyed.

*The Fanboy's & The Model's confessional*

Shingo Yabuki was just fistbumping an impressed Benimaru Nikado.

"Congrats, you got on here with me." Benimaru had a certain smile.

"Come on, it's not like I've been travelling around the world! I studied hard, I helped my mother and I brang Kyo some stuff, just to get on here!" Shingo's excitement was just overflowing. "Mom, I'll still help you anyways!"

"Okay, so we're in here, ready to take on these legends and some other dudes. You should that we've got the moves to beat them all." Benimaru's smooth voice was just motivating the already hyperactive Shingo.

"Oh, yeah, I've got some new moves that are going to help the team enjoy this planet! Check it out-" Shingo was just doing four elbow strikes in a row, before spinning in the air to create a pseudo-tornado.

Needless to say, Shingo just landed down on the ground, as Benimaru just saw him get up like nothing happened.

"No words needed." Benimaru just crossed his arms.

*Confessional cut*

"Ed and Edd, two brothers that are here to make money and be good people at the same time!" Don actually sounded incredulous, considering the contrasting situation.

*The Money Making Brothers' confessional*

Ed was just ready to do as much waving as he needed to do, as he just wanted to say something to the audience.

"Hello, guys, I'm here in Canada, which is a good place and I'm on TV! I like to thank all of my friends, Eddy, Edd, Mom, Dad and...the jawbreakers for sending me here!" Ed was just waving at a very fast pace.

"Ed, I don't think the jawbreakers sent us here."

"Oh, yeah! It was my first time on a plane and it was cool." Ed was just dreaming of the plane that he was on.

"The opportunity to travel around the world to many places isn't something that I would've just rejected...even with careful consideration. Learning about new species, helping to rescue the older ones, conserving the place can all be done by going on this race and there's a lot more actions that we can do!" Edd was just being passionate about the potential of the world trip. "Let's just hope we're not a target."

"Good thing we're not round." Ed was just saying the first thing that came to his mind.

*Confessional cut*


 

As there was more weird and wacky duos on the way, most of these teams would definitely qualify under those two characteristics under the definition and the next team might have some of these traits be downplayed, but they were somewhat normal compared to a good chunk of the competition, even without considering the other teams' personalities.

Blake was a Faunus, as she was actually a cat girl with a black hair and had ribbons hiding her ears. She was just wearing a coat-tailed vest over a white crop undershirt and white shorts that had zippers on the front, black boots and full stockings that had a color gradient that went from black at the bottom to purple at the top.

However, Yang was just a human girl with long yellow hair that was just wearing some guantlets on her wrists. She was just wearing a yellow crop top under her jacket, some short shorts with a brown belt that carried pockets, tall brown boots and long orange socks.

*The Punchy Heroes' confessional*

Blake was just being pretty casual, as Yang was ready to be the most showy girl of the team.

"So, this is The Ridonculous Race." Blake asked, willing to explain things on. "I doubt that there won't be tough competition."

"I didn't come onto here just to fight, it's just that travelling the world to new locations and experiencing a lot more in very different situations! It's weird how some of the bad guys and some of the good guys are actually running around the world with us, so it's a win-win!" Yang exclaimed, as she was just genuienly willing to take anything on.

"Great, I've got a plan to do a whole lot of racing and a whole of lot appericiating the places." Blake was just ready to get it going. "Anyways, let's just get ready."

*Confessional cut*

Antonio was a 14-year old guy that had very unkempt black hair with it parting to the left and he was wearing a leather jacket that was just slightly oversized, a purple and lilac striped t-shirt, slightly loose jeans and black trainers.

Margo was just a 13-year old girl that had pretty clean hair that was just tied up in a ponytail and she was just wearing glasses, a military green cardigan, a black t-shirt that had a Smash Ball on it, a white buttoned shirt, a purple plaid skirt, red sneakers and a some white socks.

"Margo and Antonio, easily one of the youngest teams in the race!" Don exclaimed, as the two of them were just fighting each other.

*The Young Couple's confessional*

Margo actually looked pretty rested along with her friend.

"It's really funny that you're so cute at being smart." Antonio might have messed up the words, but his blush showed his heart.

"Yeah, but I'm not even doing that much right. Just preparing for the craziest race of my life." Margo was just feeling the sweat.

"Hey, I like that you're actually preparing for the thing. It's weird that we both have villain dads." Antonio was just trying to some relationships.

"I know, but we've gotta make sure that we don't get eaten alive or that you don't end up with someone shady." Margo was still overthinking things and having some obvious concerns.

*Confessional cut*

Gromit was just a simple old dog that could actually stand up on two of his feet, as his ears were definitely pretty brown and pretty indicative of his attentive mood.

Wallace was definitely bald, as he was just nervous about something that might have been a lot more important than something.

He was just wearing a buttoned-up shirt, a tie, a green jumper, some pleated brown trousers and black leather shoes that were just adding up to his very British look.

"Wallace and Gromit, a science guy and a smart dog!" Don announced, as the two of them were carrying to do some stuff.

*The Science Duo's confessional*

Gromit was just walking around like he was just making a plan of action.

"Oh, Gromit, it doesn't seem like this is going to be easy to deal with." Wallace was actually pretty nervous. "Who are these guys that just happened dimensions?"

Gromit was just a little lost, as the dog was just shrugging and standing up.

"Yeah, I've got no idea what I'm going to do, but it's fine."

Gromit was actually opening his eyes a little bit bigger than before.

"Okay, this isn't going to start itself."

*Confessional cut*

Hank Hill was an pretty tall and pretty average Texan adult that was just wearing a shirt and a some cool jeans that was just on his leather shoes. He was a middle-age man that had short brown hair and a relatively okay hairline.

Bobby, however had just a loose dark grey shirt that was just covering all of his big belly and a green short and some pimsolls that actually had white socks. His head was just shaved and his chin was just round.

"Hank & Bobby, the normal father and the normal son team!" Don emphasised the normal part, considering all of the weird contestants that were just joining the race.

*The Father's & Son's confessional*

Hank was just looking unsure of this trip around the world, as Bobby was just really confident.

"Now, you listen here, son! I know that you worked for this and I ain't going to go out in the first round with my son, just because he wasn't motivated!" Hank was just determined to go somewhat far.

"Hey, I'm motivated about this race." Bobby just quickly defended himself.

"Good, because we've got some treacherous competition in here that will probably cheat to win. And you know I don't like cheaters." Hank just stated, ready to fight to the next level.

"Can't we just have some fun in some countries and probably get people mad?" Bobby asked, accidentally being slightly disrespectful.

"This is Canada...I don't think people get mad, except for those liberals." Hank was just seeing not a lot of things.

*Confessional cut*

Rad was just big muscled up green light alien with an afro that was coloured a darker green that was just wearing some brown boots that didn't have long socks, a tank top that only covered half of his chest and pink pants that took up the rest of the leg.

Enid, in contrast, was a slim tanned ninja that had purple tied-up hair and pretty thick legs. She was just wearing shorter boots, also with no socks, another crop t-shirt that was just kinda wide and had striped white and black sleeves.

"Rad and Enid, two heroes who know the struggle." Don was ready to keep things chill.

*The Bodega Heroes' confessional*

Rad was just checking Enid's phone, as Enid was just a little bit shocked at what to do.

"My name's Radicles, probably gonna be the coolest alien in the game. Enid, you wanna let me do it?"

"No. As the big guy said, name's Enid and I'm a cashier ninja and a DJ." Enid actually was just keeping it simple. "I can't believe that Boxman would enter the race, though."

"I know! He knows that I would be able to clean him up and that you'd do the rest!" Rad boasted, as he was just showing off his own muscles.

"Cool." Enid just gave a sly smile.

*Confessional cut*

Kim Kaphwan looked like an Korean family man than he usually does, as his brown hair was styled to seperate in the middle and it was actually kinda short. He also had brown eyes to complete the look.

He was just wearing a brown leather jacket that had pockets at the top, a white polo t-shirt that had the collar opened, some jeans that also had pockets and a belt and dark brown leather shoes.

Jhun Hoon's long white hair that similarly parted at the middle went down to waist, as he had a striking chin and brown eyes,

His attire, like his rivals', didn't signal his Taekwondo skills, as he was just wearing a buttoned up shirt that was covered by a slate blue casual jacket with a lot of pockets, navy blue trousers and some light brown leather brogues.

*The Taekwondo Masters' confessional*

Kim and Jhun were just keeping their kicks wholesome.

"This has been the most normal team-up...but it's pretty weird that we're on a Canadian reality show." Jhun was just calmly stating. "Doesn't matter, because we're here to bring some justice on here."

"This race definitely has some dirty plays and we came back together to bring our justice in the race!" Kim's unease was definitely there. "Also, never forget the impact of Tae Kwon Do!"

"I think your sons should know that we're also here to see the world." Jhun was just reminding him of the obvious.

"That is very true, my wife does really appreciate us going on this show to prove some things!" Kim just left it there.

*Confessional cut*

Kris was just a relatively small 17-year old boy with hair that was long enough to make him look genderless and the loose green jacket with a yellow stripe over a shirt that had the same pattern and he had black trousers that went over his black sneakers with white soles.

Susie was just about the same age, but otherwise completely different with her long hair with bangs at the front that almost covered her eyes which had scars. The purple-skinned monster was wearing some jeans with random small rips, two black boots, a loose white shirt that was just under a loose grey jumper that had a zip in the middle.

"Kris and Susie, a team that wouldn't really be that surprising only from appearences." Don stated, hiding some more obvious things.

*The Struggling Students' confessional*

Susie and Kris were both pretty tired from all of the running.

"That actually feels pretty good. It makes me wanna thrash two teams down to the elimination place, so what do you say!" Susie was just ready to do some more thrashing.

Kris just shook her head side-to-side.

"Eh, I didn't really care, just wanted to ask, but we're here!"

Kris actually gave a thumbs up this time.

"And this time, you should probably check yourselves for my skills."

Kris just opened up an eye, as Susie was just ready to ''thrash'' anyone else.

*Confessional cut*

Captain Hook, whose first name was James, was actually a long haired tall man with some stable on his very promient chin. He was actually decked out in full pirate garb, as he looked like that he had captains role, as he had his mostly red clothes, a yellow sash that went over the coat, the shirt, purple pants, long white socks and 17th century leather shoes.

Mr. Smee's clothes definitely were implicating his right-hand man position, as his blue striped shirt worked well on his big belly, the short somehow covered only half of his legs, his hat just went on top of his balding head, being right abouve his hair and sandals that were pretty reliable.

"Captain Hook & Mr. Smee!" Don's tone was a little more excited than before. "The other kind of pirates!"

*The Pirates' confessional*

Mr. Smee was just in the middle of carrying something important.

"Mr. Smee, we're going to make sure that every guy and their drunk man doesn't get their hands on the prize, the prize that we deserve to steal and the prize that we can't steal!" Captain Hook's anger was just very apparent. "I don't know why it's like this, but Smee, you should step lively!"

"Aye, aye, cap'n! Can we tag-team them with our stealing techniques!" Smee exclaimed, as he was just ready to do it. "We could come in from behind and grab them to...do something with me!"

"...What are you saying, you blubbering fool? That won't even send them out of the race." Captain Hook realised the strange implications of the two of them teaming up.

*Confessional cut*

Dr. Eggman's bold mustache, relatively small head, pretty round body and long legs and his mostly rubber mad scientist garb was just iconic at this point, as he was just greeting his...fans?

Lord Boxman was definitely just as round as his partner, but his garb looked like an actual scitentist, as he actually had a tie over his science coat, some black trousers that also doubled as shoes. His look was a little bit different, as he had a chicken arm and a half roboticised head that showed his right side hair.

"Dr. Eggman and Lord Boxman, probably the only team that's mad." Don was just kinda unsure of the situation, as the two of them were walking together.

*The Mad Scientists' confessional*

Lord Boxman and Dr. Eggman both were smiling at the expectation of the situation were genuinely wrecking their nemesis in a competition.

"Wow, it's definitely going to be one heck of a race and this time, the race is going to be won by us, probably the first team to lose in all of the important battles!" Dr. Eggman had a pretty rude grin, as Boxman was just looking pretty sympathetic.

"I've litterally lost so much with my battles against my nemesis, it's no wonder that I don't own my company anymore. With the money, I could easily go back into villainy." Lord Boxman was actually pretty sad about his life.

"Wow, that bad? You know, you could've just done something else."

"I HAVE, but then one of my creations took over the company and actually put it in a good state! Darrell's good..."

"How do you even deal with this?" Eggman was just asking the cameraman. "Never mind, Boxman, you're definitely going to be in a better state after this."

*Confessional cut*

It was obvious that the two of them couldn't be more different.

Doppo's baldness and one eye didn't stop him from being a very tall man with a huge physique, as his chest was ridiculously wide, along with his arms and legs.

He was just wearing of course a polo shirt and some suit trousers.

Katsumi, while still having a lot of muscle, didn't really have as much height or width as his adopted father had, but he did have short cut hair and a younger face.

He was also wearing a similar suit with a suit jacket, as he was just wearing black.

*The Karate Practicioners' confessional*

Doppo and Katsumi Orochi were both actually pretty shocked to be on this race.

"I am very grateful for us to be in this race, as we didn't even have a chance to make it through. I doubt that this competition won't have something new around the corner!" Doppo actually looked pleasant surprised.

"Thank you for getting us onto this race, I doubt that our team won't be a good competition for all of the others." Katsumi was actually thankful. "I doubt that we won't be targeted."

"Katsumi...this race does have a reputation of the most unexpected things happening. I doubt that we're going to plough through this like it's nothing." Doppo was staying humble, despite his extremely apparent strength. "Some surfers did manage to get second."

Katsumi realised that the competition was on a whole new level.

*Confessional cut*

Siegfried was just a tall blonde German man knight with the hair being at shoulder-length, but his armour covered his muscle-bound body that was experienced with two-handed swords.

Speaking of his armour, it was just mostly white with blue accents and said armour was actually pretty sharp at certain parts, mostly at the joints with a gold and navy blue cape behind him.

Sophitia was just a blonde Greek teen lady that had her hair tied up in a braid at the back and she was

She was just wearing a old-school Athenian dress that was combined with an armour of a Athenian warrior, as she had some leggings with metal plates at top and bottom, an white and gold accented Athenian dress that had an somewhat revealing blue top, two blue shoulder plates and arm plates to carry a sword and shield.

Unsurprisingly, neither of them had weapons.

"Siegfriend and Sophitia, a team bound by random fate." Don sounded a little more confused than usual, as the knight didn't really want to hang out with the lady warrior.

*The Soul Warriors' confessional*

Siegfried was just more shocked than anything, as Sophitia somehow got used to the surroundings somehow.

"It's strange how that cursed blade somehow just got transported to another dimension. It does certainly help that one of the locations has the general area of the cursed blade." Siegfried was just aware of the cameras, but he didn't really care.

"The fact that it has gone to another world, doesn't exactly bode well for this one! Though, this world isn't exactly too bad in terms of strife, but we're still in it for the Soul Edge." Sophitia's kind nature was just putting Siegfried in a good situation.

"Yes, but it's certainly causing many troubles for us two and all of the citizens that had to deal with the Soul Edge." Siegfried's pain became more apparent. "And I don't know how long that thing is hiding and why you're on the team."

"I doubt that it will be bad enough for it to take over and that I'll help your troubled soul anyways."

"But I can easily do that!"

*Confessional cut*

"There's about 19 more teams where that's coming from, as we've got 73 duos in the building, probably making this the biggest edition of the race that has happened so far!" Don announced, as he was just genuinely ready to reveal some more duos.


 

Either way, it's time for the last few teams to reveal themselves and make sure that they were in the game.

There was a redhead brown-skinned teen girl that was wearing a red and white plaid shirt, light blue jeans and black sneakers with white tips and a brown-skinned teen guy that was wearing a red baseball cap, a blue t-shirt with an eye on it,  blue-grey jeans and red and white shoes.

The girl was Alya, who was just taking some pictures of the streets of Ottawa, as they have been in Canada before.

The guy was Nino, who was just trying to just point Alya towards somewhere, which might have been the start line.

''Alya and Nino, the first team that's actually from another country!''

*The Supporting Friends' confessional*

Alya and Nino were both very excited to be in this race, as they were just down to bring it on.

"Hey, dudes, dudettes and other players, it's your players from the school, Nino and Alya here!" Nino was just keeping it succinct, as he was just ready to add some fun into this.

"So, it's weird how Marinette just straight up rejected the chance to be in this race. But then again, I kinda told her that this race isn't her forte." Alya's guiltness crept it for a second, but then it was back to normal. "Well, Marinette, at least you're going to have your best friend to outrank everybody."

"I'm doing it because I just want to travel the world and hang out with some cool people. And also we don't have that much money, dude, so it's cool, right?" Nino was just really ready to get down.

"Right, anyways, so you might have forgotten what to say and just...said things."

"Yeah, I kinda knew, but it's fine, Alya."

*Confessional cut*

The two of them were just walking with some additional swagger, along with their already cocky attitude.

King K. Rool was an big green crocodile with an big green snout, as his colour was just green, his big belly had armour on top of it, his red cape was just slightly worn out, his gem was still holding together said cape and his crown was just pretty loose and pretty tall.

King Dedede was an big blue penguin with actual clothes on, as he was just wearing a big kimono that was just white with a blue and yellow wide belt that was just holding it together and that was just under a red fluffy overcoat and he also had gloves.

"K. Rool & Dedede, kings with some serious attitude issues!" Don wasn't exactly convinced of a good thing with their attitudes.

*The Cocky Kings' confessional*

King K. Rool was just crossing his own arms with a very smug look on his face, as he knew that alone the competition would be very scared and together, King Dedede was just a little bit annoyed and a great ally.

The penguin king was just a little bit confused.

"Seriously, Rool, can I call you Rool? Because you rule!" King Dedede's nervousness made this joke get out of the stream. "So, I just wanted to get that out."

"Geez, you haven't stopped being not funny." K. Rool was just having a laugh at his partner's expense. "Anyways, we're going to crush them all like usual and this time, it's not just in Smash!"

"Yeah, it's gonna be in tourist traps, wildfires and some other stuff that we're gonna clobber pretty easily. And as a bonus, we're kings, baby, so we're going to win in a kingly way."

"Yeah, sure..." K. Rool was an alligator who knew better than to trust King Dedede's words.

*Confessional cut*

Cleveland Brown was just an average middle-aged black adult man with an small mustache, a afro that was about smaller than average, some chub to his belly and was a little bit fatter than average, albeit not being too big.

He was just wearing over a simple yellow t-shirt that was just covered by an brown leather jacket over some navy blue jeans and leather brogues.

Joe Swanson was definitely not average, as he was just a wheelchair-bound guy with a buzz cut that was combined with a mullet. His body was definitely top-heavy, considering that he used his arms a ton, and his legs and arms were actually muscular.

This guy was just wearing a polo t-shirt that was coloured gray, some sky blue jeans and some leather slacks..

"Cleveland Brown and Joe Swanson, two guys meeting up as old friends and doing this for their families." Don was just definitely seeing some of the more normal contestants doing their running.

*The Family Men's confessional*

Cleveland was just looking pretty relaxed, as he was just laying in the seat like there was no serious problem.

Joe was clearly seeing all sorts of problems, as he didn't really look angry, but just impressed with the competition.

"Some of these guys are legit heroes in their own right and some of them are villains to the very core, making this humble police officer's wheelchair bound blood boiling! You're with me, Cleveland?" Joe was just as shouty as he usually was, but this guy was just down and ready torace.

"Come on, Joe, I think these guys would want you to get angry, because when you get mad, you do some really dumb stuff!" Cleveland explained, not really that fazed.

"Wow, you've outta here to too long. It's just passion and excitement, nothing else!" Joe's loudness jumped up slightly

"Alright, you don't have to tell me that!" Cleveland just got his flow back, as he wasn't really that scared, but his slight jump was definitely coming from the yell.

*Confessional cut*

Donkey Kong was just a big brown ape with a red tie that had his initials on it. and a very distinct eyes that were just a lot more expressive than a normal ape.

Diddy Kong was an chimpanzee, which would've had some strange implications, but his red shirt and red baseball cap with an certain company's name on it, made things no matter.

"Donkey and Diddy Kong, two monkeys looking for bananas!" Don was just seeing the two of them just try and buy some bananas from a scared shopkeepers.

*The Monkeys' confessional*

Donkey and Diddy were both jamming to some tunes that were really to their liking, if their slightly stable dance moves that were just showing off their footwork.

"Hello, guys! I'm Donkey Kong, probably the biggest ape in the house!" Donkey Kong was just turning off the tunes at this moment to just improve his coolness. "And here's Diddy, the coolest chimpaznee to definitely enter this race!"

Diddy was just ready to get his team introduced, complete with some simple sentences that showed what the team was all about.

"Winning 3 million dollars is crazy and all, but we're really in it for the travelling experience. Sure, we went to snowy jungles, other jungles...and mechanical places, but there's a whole lot more that's awesome out there!" Diddy explained, clearly passionate about the race.

"Like this race? Have you seen it, because if you haven't watched it or even a single episode, you'd want to see this crazy world in this crazy competition! It's four time the craziness!" Donkey Kong was just ready to backflip things up, as he was just genuinely ready to get it down.

"Finally, you got it right!" Diddy was just referring to the last sentence that flipped them up for quite a while.

*Confessional cut*

Izuku Midoriya was just a happy teenager, as he definitely excited to do this thing. He was just wearing his superhero outfit, mostly because things could actually turn crazy with these cast of characters.

Katsuki Bakugo was just not exactly happy with his partner, as he was just feeling down in the dumps and still wearing his superhero outfit for obvious reasons.

"Izuku and Katsuki, two heroes-in-training that are in the same class!" Don exclaimed, as the two of them were definitely that, walking around in a somewhat foreign world.

*The Heroic Students' confessional*

Izuku was just really happy to be on the race, as his determined smile showed it, but Katsuki was the one to be excited for said race, sporting an overly confident smile.

"You know, it's not that every day, that I'm leading an team with Deku! He's clearly capable, but I'm the one with all of the powers that can help!" Katsuki's spiky hair and spiky personality was definitely matching the mood. "Winning this race is going to prove something!"

"That we need to keep on being heroes, no matter what the situation is and where we are doing it?" Izuku was just hoping for an answer that was just good at repping the school.

"That winners win, Deku and that they're going full force with some honest moves!"

"Kacchan, you're definitely right. We're trying to rep the school after all."

*Confessional cut*

The two of them were both decked in karate gis, white socks and black pimsoll shoes, as they were both sure that they were able to make some serious waves, but other than that, they were completely different.

Krillin was short, bald, had small eyes that contrasted with his big eyebrows and had six spots on his head from some old burns. His gi was all orange with a blue belt.

Yamcha was nearly twice as tall as Krillin, had messy hair that curled on the edges and went down to his shoulders and normal eyes. His gi was white, had horizontal buttons to keep them close and he had black pants.

"Krillin, Yamcha, two guys that still practice some martial arts." Don announced, as the two of them were just walking in casually like they were just here to have fun.

*The Martial Artists' confessional*

Yamcha was just stupidly confident about his TV debut, as Krillin was keeping things humble for his wife.

"You know, it's not like we're going to be in this forever, so might as well make a big first impression." Krillin was just being relatively chill about the situation that was on hand. "18, your boy's going to take this race like nothing else."

"Come on, Krillin, I've seen you do some crazy stuff, but winning this race is on another level! I'm going to help you take the gold and make this race ours to win!" Yamcha had enough energy to just really get into the introducing mood.

"Yamcha, we might have the strength, but I don't think we're in sync." Krillin added in, with some humbling words.

"You're not wrong, but together, we'll work with each other and be so synchronised, everyone else won't know what to do with themselves!" Yamcha was just starting to make Krillin sigh with confusion, as these two were definitely...different.

*Confessional cut*

These two would've not looked out of in a late 2000s fashion magazine, as Lea and Roxas were just excited to be there.

Lea was just a definitely an relatively tall adult with wild red hair that was all about the plaid shirt, as he was just wearing black tank top under a red and black plaid t-shirt under a black hooded vest with only slightly longer sleeves, black shorts that was just hanging over his black pants and black boots that were just short.

Roxas wasn't exactly small, but he was a small guy compared to his friend and his hair was only messy and went upwards and out on his left, as he was just flat on his right.

Roxas was just wearing his usual outfit with some additional white shorts with black stripes that were shaped like diamonds. He was just wearing his white hoodie with black diamond-shaped stripes over a black t-shirt with a engraving of a zipper that was just shaped like a four-sided star.

His trainers were still the same, being mostly black and grey with red stripes on the top and where the laces go.

"Lea and Roxas, two cool guys with really weird names." Don announced, as the two of them were just shocked at the lack of sea-salt ice cream.

*The Fighting Friends' confessional*

Roxas and Lea were both feeling their butts sweat, as they were just heating things up.

"I'm Roxas, he's Lea and we're going to get some good pictures and have a good time doing stuff! Hayner, what's up?!" Roxas was just really excited to being just on a reality show.

"As you kinda know it's Lea and hey, it's kinda good to be here." Lea was really sure of himself. "To all of the boys back home, whatever I've done doesn't matter, because what I'm going to do is compete my best."

"I'm guessing your best is to beat the rest! That's also what I'm doing!" Roxas was just ready to back up his red-haired older friend.

"Glad our hearts are in sync or this could've been messy." Lea was just feeling really relieved.

*Confessional cut*


 

There's about eleven teams left, but Don definitely has a few tricks up his sleeve and some of these teams are definitely considered both a surprise team and fan-favourites in their own right.

"Douglas Falcon and Samus Aran, two legit bounty hunters with strange names." Don was just keeping it simple, for this friendly duo with some good muscles and decent teamwork.

*The Bounty Hunters' confessional*

Captain Falcon was just keeping on the simple, as he was just up for the battle, while Samus was a little more solemn, as in she had a serious expression for the race.

"Alright, it's time to get real with this one! It's not going to be an easy one to crack, considering that some legitmately scary competitiors are on this race, but it won't be that hard!" Falcon exclaimed, as he was just keeping his acrobatics.

"Won't be? I doubt that legendary reality show contestants aren't going to surprise us and nevermind the superpowered contestants, so it's not exactly a cruise through several locations." Samus was just keeping her friend's head on the ground. "That just makes it better."

"Alright, Samus, let's do this thing!" Falcon was just putting his right fist out there with his mask on.

"We are already doing it with our skills combined!" Samus was already motivated, wherever he said anything or not.

*Confessional cut*

Even though they were angry, they weren't looking sloppy...just slightly undressed for their skinny physiques.

The Nerd had short brown hair and he was just wearing a polo t-shirt that had a pocket to carry pens, khaki pants that were also khaki coloured and glasses to help him see properly.

Nostalgia Critic also had the glasses, short light brown hair and the white t-shirt, but it wasn't a polo t-shirt, but he definitely had the black jacket and the black suit pants on his leather shoes.

"The Angry Video Game Nerd and The Nostalgia Critic, the critics that still haven't revealed their real names. Dunno how they're here." Don was just genuinely unsure of their naming status, as they were just complaining together.

*The Angry Critics' confessional*

Nostalgia Critic didn't look too happy with what was about to go down in a day, as the Angry Video Game Nerd was just down for it.

"What kind of great shit is this? It's like the fuckiness of a race around the world combined with all of the many zany characters that you'd find in an long-running anime." AVGN had these words to describe the competition, as he was just livid at the roster. "Seriously, though, it's good."

"You know, I'm scared of what this race and the competition can do to me! Why are there two mercenaries teams and why are these so many villainous teams?" Nostalgia Critic was just very scared and very mad, making his mood a little bit more unstable than usual.

"You're asking the wrong person that. I don't fucking know, they might even put them to spite you, I dunno."

"...Damn, I forgot my broken-ass skills."

The Nerd wasn't exactly too happy at the sudden switch from whining about how his partner couldn't do things to suddenly remembering that he could things and the Nostalgia Critic finally got a newfound sense of confidence.

*Confessional cut*

Don was just definitely sure that both of them were here and that both of them were going to blow some stuff up that shouldn't really be blown up.

One thing that was very distinct about Soldier was that, aside from his white well-built body and all of the weapons he carried around in his old-school blue military uniform, was that his helmet covered his hair and even his eyes, but he was likely to be balding.

Demoman was definitely bald and black, as his bandana and eyepatch went around his head like it would, but he definitely had some more facial hair, as it was just mostly going around his mouth, chin and the bottom half of his face, going up to his ears.

He was also well-built, but his military outfit was a little more loose, not having gloves, as Soldier did have brown gloves and Demoman had a bullet-proof vest with storage for grenades and a fanny pack to carry some things and Soldier didn't have one.

"Soldier and Demoman, another team without proper names and I'll doubt that they even have one!" Don was just sure that these teams were starting to become slightly mysterious.

*The Explosion Pros' confessional*

Soldier and Demoman were both guys with helmets and in an questionable pride in each other's skills, as they weren't even close to being mysterious.

"You know, I bet America sent me here because this TV show is from Canada and this show probably needs a few Americans to balance out the canadian influence!" Soldier was just introducing himself in the most unexpected way he could.

"Yeah, there's not enough manly people in here. Just some jokes trying to come and compete with us in terrible ways." Demoman was just smoking something to keep things.

"Let's just do it the American way, because whatever country this is, the American way is the best way to deal with anything!" Soldier was just holding up something that was not distinct, as he was just in the mood. "With forces, bombs and whiskey!"

"I've got plenty of ways to make things explode, so it's no problem. Bottoms up?" Demoman was just holding a random bottle.

*Confessional cut*

Gordeau was just a tall dude with some serious charisma, complimented by his toned muscles, his messy hair that had a bang at the front that was to his right and his taller-than-average height of 6 foot 3 inches.

He was wearing a black suit, a purple tank top under a white, mostly buttoned shirt and some brown boots.

Chaos was just keeping things simple with his white hair, as it was just well-kept with a cowlick at the top, but other than that, his height was about 5 foot and 9 inches.

He was wearing a grey peacoat over a white high-collar short with turquoise pleaded pants that was just complimented with grey-blue sneakers with white soles and laces.

"Gordeau and Chaos AKA Rei, two dudes who are probably super calm and super shady." Don was just sure that there was some questionable duos slipping through the radar.

*The Calm Fighters' confessional*

Gordeau was just smiling at the potential prospect for just not having his shirt on and Chaos was just trying to figure a good strategy of how to deal with all of the other racers.

"Gordeau, I think it is that time again where we need to figure things out." Chaos was just pushing on his glasses with seriousness. "There's all kinds of well-chosen teams for this race."

"One of them does look familiar, though I'm sure I don't care that much to be reintroduced to them again." Gordeau was just looking forward regardless. "Though it wouldn't hurt that much to see them again."

"That's the power of hopping around worlds or whatever kind of machine that summoned you into that location. This time, we hopped to another world on our own terms, so..."

"You know, it's going to be a fun one and it's gonna be pretty stupid." Gordeau was just predicting a few things, some of them more obvious than others.

*Confessional cut*

With these two, it was very likely to just end up being a hard competition, as they were just prepared for the battle and this time around, it was clear that size didn't really matter that much.

Baljeet was actually pretty short and slim, as he had a dark skin, had hair that was curly at the front and he was just an typical eight-year old wearing a periwinkle t-shirt under some blue overalls and he had socks along with his pimsoll shoes.

Buford was a white, short and stocky 12-year old, keeping his strength hidden in his relatively wide limbs and his dark brown hair was cut into a crew cut. This young guy was just wearing a skull t-shirt with some muted green shorts and his boots had a few zippers on them and they were red.

"Baljeet and Buford, a cool bully and a cool nerd and the clearest frenemies you'll probably ever see!" Don was just seeing the two of them set an example with a quick slap on the back from Buford.

*The Bully's and Nerd's confessional*

Buford was just having some complicated feelings about going on this show, while Baljeet was just a little scared about this race.

"Come on, Baljeet, what the heck are you worryin' about!" Buford was just genuinely ready to get things down. "It's not like we're going to get kicked out in the first round!"

"No, I'm just worried about the food."

*Confessional cut*

Scooby was just a long spotted brown dog with a teal collar with his initials stapled on it.

Shaggy was a tall white man with shaggy brown hair, a loose green t-shirt, some not so loose brown trousers and black leather shoes.

"Shaggy & Scooby, two guys that also shouldn't be here for completely different reasons!" Don was just unsure of their other status, but that didn't matter as they were just licking their lips.

*The Foodie Detectives' confessional*

Scooby was actually pretty chill, as was Shaggy, as they were just wanting to start this introduction with a softer version of a striking phrase or something similar.

"So, Scoob, we're in this race and I think we're not going to win this one. After all, there are guys that would just kill us!" Shaggy was just genuinely in a good mood.

"Pretty much." Scooby commented, pretty casually.

"But that won't happen, because we've got the powers of an investgating duo that does the hard stuff and the easy stuff like thinking! Thinking of something good is pretty hard, though."

"I dunno." Scooby was just a sceptical dog.

"Come on, we can eat sandwiches until the end, but thinking of a good plan is gonna require Super Shag to come out! This looks like a-" Shaggy wasn't exactly aware of the proper English swears.

"Stop, stop!" Scooby was just sure that this had turned a wrong direction.

*Confessional cut*


 

Leshawna and Leshanqiua were actually ready to bring their sister skills into a new territory, as the girl with the power to make some serious friends and the sista with wavy hair.

These two were definitely sure that the Total Drama experience wasn't exactly good.

"Leshawna & Leshaniqua, two girls that have appeared on Total Drama before!" Don was just seeing the two of them just take a good look at Katie and Sadie, as they were just waving to them.

*The Close Cousins' confessional*

Leshawna and Leshaniqua were both sisters that had each other's back and this time, they weren't willing to give a chance to relax in this competition.

"Hold on, Leshawna, we're just here to do some competiting and probably take so many pictures that the camera's gonna give out." Leshaniqua was just holding her camera. "Anyways, are you ready?"

"Do you know how many taunts that everyone's been trying to give me? Yeah, I'm ready as I'll ever be for this one hell of a vacation." Leshawna was just being somewhat casual at describing this race.

"Yep and I doubt that these guys are going to let up, so let's just give 'em what we've got and learned!" Leshaniqua was willing to add some additional skills into the team dynamic.

"Alright, you know what I'm talking about!" Leshawna was ready to do some hard core fist-bumping, as Leshaniqua wasn't really ready for it and this time, their fists just hard each other. "Sorry, sista."

*Confessional cut*

These two would've fit this season, even if there was a better ratio of just physically weird teams to normal teams in this expanded season, but they were actually looking pretty worn.

Nathan Drake was just looking pretty cool, as his green t-shirt with buttons that weren't buttoned up and worn out khaki pants that had the experience of several adventures.

His face was just adorned with stubble around his mouth and it went up to the top of his chin, as he was just looking like an professional actor, which his scruffy hair kinda added to. His body was just looking pretty good and fit.

Sullivan was definitely older, being at least sixty and definitely looking nearly twice the age of his partner, as his greying slightly slicked back hair, mustache and more notable wrinkles showed it on his face. His body was just slightly worn, but it was still good.

He was just wearing a clean polo t-shirt that was just fresh, along with some clean jeans, slightly worn boots that looked perfect for the race.

"Nathan and Sullivan, the treasure hunters!" Don announced, as they were just running with some serious trouble.

*The Treasure Hunters' confessional*

Nathan was just feeling some questionable digust that was just coming from doing his own battles, as Sullivan was just looking pretty tired from all of the hunting that he did.

"Aw, you've got to be kidding me? We're up against some of the stiffest competition that we've ever had and I don't think some simple thief's tricks are going to pull the wool over them." Sullivan's check of the contestants was actually thorough this time.

"I doubt it's going to be that much more different than usual. You know, aside from raising gods, because we're up against some serious angry people. And animals and whatever else this race has managed to gather up!" Nathan Drake was just seeing the competition for what it was.

"Some of these people are legit from the military and I doubt that they're going to take it easy."

"We've been through some of the stupidest stuff, so I think we're on equal ground!"

*Confessional cut*

Homer and Marge Simpson were a duo that was willing to take things to the next level or rather, Marge was actually trying to stop Homer's donut addiction from hitting the money where it hurts the most.

This time around, they were also dealing with each other's issues wherever that mattered or not.

"Homer & Marge, the fan-favourite married couple!" Don acknowledged this duo's odd status, but other than that, he let the introduction do the talking.

*The Married Couple's confessional*

Homer was just extremely in the mood, as Marge was just shaking her head.

"Come on, Marge, I've literally tussled with everything just for donuts. This ain't gonna be any different!"

"Homer, you know you can't just spend the money on donuts! Bart has to go to college, Lisa is definitely going to get themselves into college, you've still got...things to pay and all of the other things that the family are going to do!" Marge was just slightly frustrated with all of the spending on the donuts.

"Come on, there's enough money for everything and the donuts! I won't forget it!" Homer was just confident in his ability to not forget things. "I want the rare donuts, though."

Marge was just looking at her husband with some ambivolent eyes, as Homer was just shrugging it off with some awkwardness.

*Confessional cut*

This team were not the most clean people in the game, but they were definitely making their presence known with their strange aura and awkward smiles, but their aura was definitely of heroes.

Richter was just a man with scruffy hair that went down to the side was tied with an hair band and an somewhat toned body that was just befitting his title.

Richter's clothes were definitely very 18th century-styled, as he had an old-school double-breasted coat, a brown leather undershirt, white pants, brown mid-calf boots and brown gloves.

Maria Renard was just a 13-year old blonde girl whose short hair that was just straight on side and scruffy on the other side was just tied up a bow and unsurprisingly, she was half the height of her partner.

Maria's clothes was just one big dress that had a lot of flowery patterns on the collar and the front of the dress, a puffed up sleeves, white gloves that extended the full length of her arms and brown boots.

"Richter Belmont & Maria Renard, being real-life vampire slayers! I'm just gonna call them young heroes!" Don announced, as they were just genuinely ready to bring it on.

*The Vampire Slayers' confessional*

Richter and Maria were just both suspicious of the strange circumstances that they've managed to get themselves into.

"We've been transported to another world, that very much is clear, but it's strange that we haven't been transported to the future!" Richter was just getting some hidden knowledge from somewhere, as he was just all too confused. "This can't really be Dracula's doing."

"Who knows? Smash Bros wasn't exactly too far of a distance for you and you might've learned some odd stuff, but this is definitely more insane!" Maria was just shouting with excitement.

"I don't know who requested us to be here, because I'll probably hunt you down somewhere and also try to get back to my world." Richter's stupid determination was just showing off once again.

"I feel like it's the wrong way around." Maria was just a little bit shocked.

*Confessional cut*

These two were looking like the type to be stoners, as it was very obvious.

Hayley's hair was just cut straight, as it was just going down to her armpits and her lips were actually slightly bigger than average.

Her clothing was definitely feeling the relaxation, as she was just wearing a peace necklace in gold, grey t-shirt that had no sleeves, a white belt with a gold buckle over her jeans and to finish it off, the sandals were brown.

Jeff's yellow hair was parted to the left and went down to his chin, as he also had a goatee and some hair on his upper lip. He was about the same height as his girlfriend, being around 5 foot and 8 inches in height.

Jeff was just wearing a bucket hat with a green stripe at the base, a white t-shirt, a unbuttoned green shirt, light blue jeans and half-red and half-white sneakers.

"To not mess things up, here's the chill team, Hayley and Jeff!" Don was just ready to end things off on a good note.

*The Stoners' confessional*

Jeff was just keeping it somewhat smoky, as he didn't really want to lose his track and Hayley was just ready to keep it serious, considering the pretty stern expression on her face.

"Babe, I don't even know how we made, considering that we chilled hard in our opening...I don't think we smoked." Jeff was trying to get his memory back together.

"Actually, we didn't really. So, Jeff, now that you're back for real, what are you going to do in this race?" Hayley's confidence in her boyfriend didn't subside.

"Hayley, I can't think of any way how I'm going to spend that much money on weed, so I'll just give the rest to charity and leave some to get some extra food!" Jeff's passion for the simple stuff was definitely still there.

"I think you almost forgot something." Hayley actually had the thing that was just on her hand. "Kinda saved it for this race."

"Oh, yeah, that's the good stuff!" Jeff was definitely holding something that was "good" to say not much else.

*Confessional cut*

 

Despite the two of them being twins, sharing the nearly the exact same haircut, Zack's actually parting a little furthe to the left and Cody's hair starting lower on the forehead, and sharing roughly the same height, things couldn't be more different.

Zack's hair was actually slightly a darker shade of blonde than Cody's and the two's clothes couldn't be more different, as they were definitely 18 now.

Cody was just wearing a smart-casual grey shirt with a collar, a pocket to store stuff on the front and cuffed sleeves, along with some true blue jeans and flat grey-white sneakers.

Zack was just wearing a t-shirt that was just black under an green unzipped hoodie, some denim tracksuit bottoms and black sneakers to finish off the look, as he was just messing with his brother.

"Zack and Cody, two twins that couldn't be more different!" Don exclaimed, as Cody was just trying to move away from his twin.

*The Contrasting Twins' confessional*

Zack was just spinning around and showing his best smile to show that he was back in the game this time, as Cody was just sitting down.

"Zack, we really need to think of a gameplan or else, we're going to get spit out by wolves, foxes and other animals that are suddenly humanoid in some form!" Cody was just very worried about the competition. "And-"

"And we'll make sure that this race is ours, because we don't really need a gameplan for real!" Zack proclaimed, as he was just trying to think of something good. "We'll just ally with some awesome guys and stick with them!"

"There's real villains in the competition, so I doubt that it's going to be easy." Cody stated, as he was just putting his arms to make that statement more serious. "And these guys aren't going to team up with us?"

"You'll never know until you try it, which we didn't do, yet!" Zack still had his hopes in the awesome guys, as he called them.

Cody was just shaking his head slightly.

*Confessional cut*

Don had something that wasn't worked on for very long, but it was there regardless, as he had something to close out the episode with, as this race was just genuinely a little bit too big, but it wasn't big enough yet.

"We're finishing off good with the returning stepbrothers, the team that wanted to return the most!" Don was just seeing the two of them rolling with some serious moves, as they were coming in with both of them sporting brown finger-less gloves that were being carried on their back.

*The Stepbrothers' introduction*

Chet and Lorenzo were both just really smug about their return to the game, as they were the first team to bring themselves back into the race.

"I'm Lorenzo, he's Chet, but we're on equal ground!" Lorenzo exclaimed, as he was just smugly crossing his arms with his actual finger-less gloves.

"Equal ground to just get some money and survive this race around the world!" Chet was just adding things up, ready to have some more worldwide shenanigans.

"Haha, yeah, bro! That was pretty good!" Lorenzo was just giving his brother a high-five anyways, just to give him some good compliments.

"I didn't really prepare it, but it was awesome anyways." Chet was just looking pretty surprised at the end result of that awkward introduction. "Wait, we're the last team? Man, where are the rest?"

*Confessional cut*

"With all 75 teams up for the battle, it's going to one heck of a season for those already exposed to the weird world and possibly one of the craziest for the rest of you guys!"

The excitement was immense, as there was a new race with an unexpected run abound and the crowd was just managed to get a good feel for the excitement, as a picture with every single duo was revealed.

"With all of that said, next time, it's going to be the start of a grand...Ridonculous Race!" Don was just getting his smile perfectly done, as the crowd was just really cheering for whatever team they were able to pick.

Don was just waving goodbye to the crowd and this introductory episode of the special race, as he needed to really get this working to make it truly finished.


 To be continued in the first episode, where a very Canadian destination starts the journey of these 72 teams of justice, heroism, villainy, chillness and a lot of other things that define these sixty eight duos that are travelling around the world!

Yes, it's going to be a new crossover and this time, it's going to be cool in Calgary and the cities of Birkenhead and Liverpool, where both of them will have every single team take on the race!

---From the first part of the introductions:---

#1: Chris McLean & Chef Hatchet AKA The TV Hosts (Total Drama)

#2: Wizard & Boomstick AKA The Internet Hosts (Death Battle)

#3: Zangief & Rainbow Mika AKA The Wrestling Warriors (Street Fighter)

#4: Isabelle & Digby AKA The Helper Siblings (Animal Crossing)

#5: Franklin Clinton & Michael DeSantos AKA The Questionable Men (Grand Theft Auto)

#6: K' and Maxima AKA The Cool Friends (King of Fighters)

#7: Fox McCloud & Falco Lombardi AKA The Leading Pilots (Star Fox)

#8: Wolf O'Donell & Leon Powalski AKA The Piloting Mercenaries (Star Fox)

#9: Ralf Jones & Clark Steel AKA The Fighting Mercenaries (Ikari Warriors/King of Fighters)

#10: Goofy & Max Goof AKA The Awkward Father & Son (A Goofy Movie)

#11: Pit & Dark Pit AKA The Angels (Kid Icarus)

#12: Ryu & Ken AKA The Sparring Friends (Street Fighter)

#13: Bowser & Bowser Jr. AKA The Royal Rulers (Super Mario)

#14: Mario & Luigi AKA The Plumbing Heroes (Super Mario)

#15: Wario & Waluigi AKA The Competitive Brothers (Wario/Super Mario)

#16: Jo & Eva AKA The Gym Girls (Total Drama)

#17: Katie & Sadie AKA The Best Female Friends (Total Drama)

#18: Murdoc & 2D AKA The Rockin' Brits (Gorillaz)

#19: Jasmine & Shawn AKA The Survivalists (Total Drama)

#20: Sonic & Tails AKA The Unbreakable Friends (Sonic Games)

#21: Mordecai & Rigby AKA The Groundskeepers (Regular Show)

#22: Alejandro & Jose AKA The Feuding Brothers/Hombres (Total Drama)

#23: Tygra & Cheetara AKA The Thundercats (Thundercats)

#24: Lori & Luna Loud AKA The Sharp Sisters (The Loud House)

#25: Ryuji Sakamoto & Yusuke Kitagawa AKA The Classmates (Persona)

#26: Phoenix Wright & Maya Fey AKA The Defense Lawyers (Ace Attorney)

#27: Ryo & Yuri Sakazaki AKA The Karate Siblings (Art of Fighting)

#28: Terry Bogard & Joe Higashi AKA The Boisterous Fighters (Fatal Fury)

#29: Jonesy & Jude AKA The Mall Dudes (6teen)

#30: Nana & Popo AKA The Mountain Climbers (Ice Climbers)

#31: Austin & Ally AKA The Singer-Songwriters (Austin & Ally)

#32: Miles Edgeworth & Franziska Von Karma AKA The Prosecutors (Ace Attorney)

#33: PJ & Gabe AKA The Awkward Brothers (Good Luck Charlie)

#34: Andre Harris & Robbie Shapiro AKA The Hollywood Guys (Victorious)

---From this part of the introductions:---

#35: Panda & Ice Bear AKA The Bear Brothers (We Bare Bears)

#36: Carly & Spencer Shay AKA The Long Distance Siblings (iCarly)

#37: Samantha Puckett & Cat Valentine AKA The Babysitters (Sam & Cat)

#38: Hugo Andre & Abigail AKA The Big Brawlers (Final Fight)

#39: Raz & Gilgamesh AKA The Weapon Masters (Ice Age & Dissidia Final Fantasy)

#40: Cuphead & Mugman AKA The Cup Brothers (Cuphead)

#41: Megamind & Minion AKA The Self-Proclaimed Villains (Megamind)

#42: Shingo Yabuki & Benimaru Nikado AKA The Young Battlers (King of Fighters)

#43: Ed & Edd AKA The Money Making Brothers (Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy)

#44: Blake Belladonna & Yang Xiao Long AKA The Punchy Heroes (RWBY)

#45: Margo Gru & Antonio Perez AKA The Young Couple (Despicable Me)

#46: Wallace & Gromit AKA The Science Duo (Wallace & Gromit)

#47: Hank & Bobby Hill AKA The Father & Son (King of The Hill)

#48: Rad & Enid AKA The Bodega Heroes (OK K.O)

#49: Kim Kaphwan & Jhun Hoon AKA The Taekowndo Masters (Fatal Fury & King of Fighters)

#50: Susie & Kris AKA The Struggling Students (Deltarune)

#51: Captain Hook & Mr. Smee AKA The Pirates (Peter Pan)

#52: Dr. Eggman & Lord Boxman AKA The Mad Scientists (Sonic & OK K.O)

#53: Doppo & Katsumi Orochi AKA The Karate Practicioners (Grappler Baki)

#54: Siegfried Schtauffen & Sophitia Alexandra AKA The Soul Warriors (Soul Edge/Calibur)

#55: Alya Cesaire & Nino Lahiffe AKA The Complicated Friends (Miraculous Ladybug)

#56: King Dedede & King K. Rool AKA The Cocky Kings (Kirby & Donkey Kong)

#57: Cleveland Brown & Joe Sampson AKA The Family Men (Family Guy)

#58: Diddy & Donkey Kong AKA The Monkeys (Donkey Kong)

#59: Katsuki Bakugo & Izuku Midoriya AKA The Heroic Students (My Hero Academia)

#60: Krillin & Yamcha AKA The Marital Artists (Dragon Ball)

#61: Roxas & Lea AKA The Fighting Friends (Kingdom Hearts)

#62: Captain Falcon & Samus AKA The Bounty Hunters (F-Zero & Metroid)

#63: Soldier & Demoman AKA The Fuse Lighters (Team Fortress 2)

#64: AVGN & Nostalgia Critic AKA The Angry Critics (Angry Video Game Nerd & Nostalgia Critic)

#65: Gordeau & Chaos/Kei Asuma AKA The Calm Fighters (Under Night In-Birth)

#66: Buford & Baljeet AKA The Bully & The Nerd (Phineas & Ferb)

#67: Shaggy Rogers & Scooby Doo AKA The Foodie Detectives (Scooby Duo)

#68: Leshawna & Leshaniqua AKA The Close Cousins (Total Drama)

#69: Marge & Homer Simpson AKA The Married Couple (The Simpsons)

#70: Nathan Drake & Anthony Sullivan AKA The Treasure Hunters (Uncharted)

#71: Richter Belmont & Maria Renard AKA The Vampire Slayers (Castlevania)

#72: Hayley Smith & Jeff Fischer AKA The Stoners (American Dad)

#73: Zack & Cody Martin AKA The Contrasting Twins (Suite Life On Deck)

#74: Chet & Lorenzo AKA The Stepbrothers (The Ridonculous Race)

Every team is here, ready to take on the world, each other and all of the challenges that Don had set up for them!

No matter, if they've been in a reality show before, battled in a war, climbed mountains or just be with their friends in the mall, this race is going to take them all and find out...

...which one wins this especially grand edition of The Ridonculous Race or which one starts off on a great foot, so see ya later this month or March with the Calgary episode!

Chapter Text

The Grand Ridonculous Race
Chapter 1: Everybody's In Calgary
Part 1: A Syrupy Start

With the new season fully set up, it's time for these seventy three crazy teams to take each other and the world's best locations on, as they're up for three million dollars, making it better for all of the competitive duos out there!

For all of the tourist challengers, they're going to make the others compete and also take in the scenery at the same time!

Don't ask, how that's possible, because it very much is, especially when villains are involved in this!

Anyways, with a new start to a new race, these 74 are up for some serious games


Don was just back in Calgary, ready to get himself started with all of these crazy duos that are just here to compete and with a race that wouldn't be like any other, as the previous thing was just the team introductions.

This time, the crossing over was for real, as the main host just readied himself.

"Calgary's a city where wrestlers are taking in the sights, Canadian are being proud and where horses bronc around like it's nobody business!"

A horse that was just jumping around and having a fun time with its rider was just definitely in the Stampede, doing some things.

"In this city, this huge Ridonculous Race consisting of 74 previously introduced crazy teams, including a returning duo, is going to get themselves started in the middle of this city!"

The portraits were showing the teams and then the locations were shown in postcards.

"From Calgary to exotic wildlands, brutal beaches and all sorts of crazy locations, these duos are ready to take on the world and each other in...The Grand Ridonculous Race!" Don was just keeping his teeth well-shined, as the race was just finally ready to have some competition waiting in the wings.


With all of the competition prepared and waiting the race to start, it was definitely looking like a crowd of 150 contestants just waiting to race down the street in downtown Calgary, but there was only 148 contestants that were all fitting into this race.

This time around, Don was definitely having some serious experience on this side, as there was a lot of duos that were bringing their A-game in this race

"Welcome to the Grand Ridonculous Race, where 74 teams are racing to the edges of the planet to claim a lot of cash! How far will these already introduced teams go? Let's find out?" Don was just really motivated to get this race going, as there was already the whole bunch of contestants that were ready to get some exposition thrown their way.

As expected, some of them were actually complaining already and this time, they weren't just down to get some new things introduced, as Don just tried to shut the louder contestants up.

It was really time for the announcements.

"Duos of all sorts, welcome to the biggest season of this show that has ever happened so far!

Some of them were cheering with some serious excitement, as they were just about to embark on another race, while others were just keeping an close eye on their own competition and all of them were just checking for the obvious.

"As you guys know, The Ridonculous Race involves teams travelling across the world to many perilous locations and try to knock each other off!"

A whole bunch of varied locations were shown off, from a city that had its heart steeped in modernity, to a town that hadn't changed that much in five centuries and to some sun-soaked plains that had the hills be a rough climb.

"Each round, two or three teams will be sent out of the race by being the last few teams to the Chill Zone! Wherever that's through the challenges or the drama is a mystery."

The Chill Zone, which was in an English gated park that was actually open to the public, was just shown to the public that was just watching it.

"There's only a few teams that survive every round to the finale, where the first team to hit the final Chill Zone in an new location wins three million dollars!"

A big load of cash was just shown on screen, but for the actual teams that were just being announced to, most of them were just as shocked as the potential audience that was just watching this on the big screen and the rest were more motivated to do it.

Don was just putting his two hands towards the box that was just designed after himself, as every other duo was just looking towards it.

"Look over here, this is The Ridonculous Tip Box AKA The Don Box, which will provide all of you duos with the challenges, the directions and the words you need to make it through this race!"

Some of the more impatient duos weren't too excited to just see some more talking from Don, but there was definitely still more to this that the main host wasn't explaining.

"To spice things up, we've got three new mysterious challenge types that are starting in this season and this time, all three of them will involve some serious teamwork!"

Sonic and Tails were just ready to try it out, as a few other duos of long-time friends were willing to test their physical limits and friendship limits, but a few other teams were definitely more intrigued than ever.

"Have all of you guys got it?"

A lot of the contestants were actually nodding to Don's simple question, as their ears were wide open.

"Good, so get yourselves ready..."

Teams like Krillin and Yamcha were just preparing themselves to do a running pose, while others like Zangief and R. Mika were just doing their own showy poses and the rest were just preparing for battle.

"...now race!" Don was letting his good arms do the talking, as he put both of them to the sides of him, which was actually making every single team go to the sides to get themselves racing towards the first Don Box of the season. "Finally, I can get back to hosting!"

Don was just in a really good mood for this season, as he knew that the competition was all fired up to do their thing.


With all of that done, it was going to be a short run to the first Don Box in the heart of downtown Calgary, as all of the contestants could definitely see it already, but this it wasn't going to be as close as it originally was in the previous part.

No matter what, some of the teams were also quipping and running, mostly because they just wanted to throw some words at other people.

"Hey, I heard the competition was tough." Lea/Axel was just looking straight at the spiky white-haired hero like he had a request.

"Don't worry, you're looking at him." Katsuki just reassured him, as he was just looking at the three teams that were clearly faster than him and his teammate, who was just going all in. "Come on, Deku, we've got a box to get to!"

"Right you are, Kacchan!" Izuku was just down to try and work with his egotistical partner in an attempt to make things worth running.

Roxas didn't really have anything to say, but he was definitely more focused on making some cool new strategies possible with his happy partners.

The leading three teams weren't the happiest bunch in the world, as they were just down to make sure that no-one could catch them and unsurprisingly, they were all animals.

"Can't catch us, the better half of Star Fox!" Wolf was just making sure that the space pilots were definitely third with his great pace and Leon's quick block.

"We're all equally good, Star Wolf." Fox told both Wolf and Leon, as his team was still staying pretty close in third place and in the streets.

While the two teams of animal pilots were having a bit of a time in the top three, the leading team was just really close to hitting the Don Box with ease.

"Tails, we've got the box!" Sonic just slid his hand over the button, making a  tip come out of it and Tails just barely caught it. "Well, whoops."

"Don't worry, I already caught it." Tails was just ready to read what the tip was going to say for him.

Sonic and Tails were just finally reading the tips, as there was just a whole bunch of teams coming up with their feet set for the Calgary Stampede and this time, one of them was just going to nail it once again, as their re-entry was just unprecedented.

"We're setting our sights for the Stampede, which is on the other side of the river and pretty south of here, but it shouldn't be too long of a run!" Tails proclaimed, still leading in first and going down Macleod Trails and Sonic was right in front of him. "We shouldn't go on the footbridge, because that's blocked."

"Got ya." Sonic was just clicking his fingers to his friend's reading.

"Yeah, I kinda figured." Falco was just seeing the actual place from this central location, as the top five were just trying to catch up to the stepbrothers.

"Come on, Chet, we've gotta get up to a good position!" Lorenzo was just more motivated than ever to not get kicked out.

"Yeah, Lorenzo, doing it!" Chet shouted with only the overconfidence that an 17-year old stepbrother could really bring into the game.

*The Stepbrothers' confessional*

Chet and Lorenzo were both looking ridiculously smug about their achievements, as they were just down to maike sure that everyone knew that they were coming back.

"Is there a good reason that we're back? Of course, there is." Chet smuggly assured the audience that had an question to ask. "We really wanted to compete in this again, because the roster was crazy and we had skills to fight 'em."

"Yep and this time, we're on equal ground to own it equally! I think we had a plan that somehow got lost somewhere and I didn't write much on it, but we have one!" Lorenzo exclaimed, as he was just making everything he did sound confident.

"...We don't need a plan." Chet just added in with a slightly worried shrug.

*Confessional cut*

With all of the duos, regardless of their speed, stamina or lack thereof, on the way to the Calgary Stampede through some leafy and not so leafy subrurbs of the city, there wasn't really that much time for small talk, but there was still some time left.

"Wow, you're no joke, you guys." Gordeau was somehow noticing that Rad and Enid were definitely right besides him at that current moment.

"Dude, where were you a minute ago?" Rad was just genuinely confused at how a guy with pretty good eyesight couldn't really see him.

Both the bodega heroes and the calm fighters were neck and neck now in seventh and sixth, but a minute ago, Rad and Enid, the bodega workers, were slightly behind an less observant Gordeau.

"Slightly in front of you." Gordeau was just noting, as Rad managed to get the right conclusion.

"Hey, did that mean that we're jokes?!" Rad was just not down for being insulted.

"It would be a good conclusion that you would be a joke at this current moment." Chaos was just making an good observation, as Enid was just trying to get ahead for Rad. "Though, you might have been acting like your bio would have said."

Rad didn't exactly have that much to say, but Enid just made him shut up real quick with an look that saw no point in continuing on with these two.

Being in sixth place made Gordeau and Chaos go a little bit faster, while Rad and Enid were playing side-by-side in seventh, but for now, there was actually a challenge to get to.

And of course, Sonic and Tails were actually ahead of everyone in such a way that showed that they were just going up to the first challenge without a sweat.

"Alright, we're at the Don Box!" Sonic was just actually at the entrance to the stables for an obvious reasons, as there was three different challenges that were on the way for every team. "And it's the Either-Or...wait, did it always have three challenges?"

"Definitely not! At least, Don's changing up the game!" Tails was just down for any one of those three challenges and what were those three.

Finding out what they are is going to be up to the next part to be revealed, as I haven't really determined it so far, but I can gurantee that it does involve some broncing around in Calgary.


To be continued in Part 2, where the reveal of a Stampede-styled challenge along with two others gets the efforts of some of the teams' very motivation for the huge amounts of broncing around that's going to happen to a lot of these teams with some serious motivation to do well!

Chapter Text

The Grand Ridonculous Race
Chapter 1: Everybody's In Calgary
Part 2: Bareback Ridoncos

With all of the teams, the three Either-Or can get itself started and this time, it could really shake up the leaderboard, as the top eight teams are on their way to beating this challenge!

That doesn't mean that the rest didn't really matter, as there's a whole lot of duos racing around and trying to succeed in a challenge like this one!

Either way, let's read this one!


 

Of course, this is back, but also, the top team was definitely having a little bit of trouble figuring out what was the challenge.

"Wait, so it's Bronc, Jump or Crunch? That's definitely an unusual name for a challenge!" Tails exclaimed with him being sure of the name, as Sonic was just trying to figure it out.

Once again, Don was just here to really introduce the challenge type to everybody that was new to this or had forgotten the previous seasons and the challenge to practically everyone that was just watching the race.

"An Either-Or is an challenge that has multiple tasks that can be chosen only once to be beaten! This time, it's three choices instead of two!" Don was just introducing in the same place that the leading duo was in, except it was probably recorded a few days earlier.

"Of course, there's the classic Calgary Stampede bronc, of which one of the teammates have to stay on a bronc-ing horse for ten seconds and this horse was just made for it..." Don exclaimed, as the brown horse was just jumping around and generally causing a tailspin for the rider that was just being bronc'd around in question.

"...Or jump and attempt to just go around the horse racing course without a horse and complete it in under two minutes! At least these guys will be reading protective gear..." Don was just seeing that the gear was just well worth it, as it was covering up some clothes and it did a good job of protecting the unmuddied clothes from the mud and water.

"...And lastly, the teams can also choose to bump and attempt to impress these Calgary native square dancing couple and bump each other in order to a get tip..." These two were definitely a couple, as they were just working together in order to show the audience how it was done, as the man and the woman were in complete sync.

"...Once the teams successfully complete the challenge, they'll have to travel to Nose Hill Park, which is in the northwestern areas of Calgary to the next Don Box!" Don was just genuinely sure that the Stampede was packed full of hard and fun challenges that were very western in nature.

With the three-way Either-Or revealed and ready for competing in, there was a few teams that weren't as far ahead as Sonic and Tails, but the top five were definitely coming close to getting the tip.

None of them have already read the tip, but all five of them were getting close to doing that and this time, there was also a few that were working their hardest to make their efforts.

"Colonel, we're in 8th place, judging by the other racers that are ahead of us!" Clark could definitely see that the stadium wasn't even that far away.

"Alright, that does sound pretty good." Ralf was definitely aware of his not so great speed, but he was still bridging the gap between the top tiers and the high tier racers.

Of course, Sonic and Tails were finally at the challenge and ready to reveal what kind of challenge that they were doing to the audience that was just watching it in a very different way.

"I've been practicing my jump since last week, so of course I'm going to jump!" Sonic was just as passionate as his two-tailed best friend was just hopping for joy at the selection of the challenge. "Tails, leave this one to me!"

"Of course." Tails had a bit of a confident grin, as he was just high-fiving each other to make sure that their choice was right and their trust was definitely still unbreakable to anyone with eyes.

However, there was still a few teams that were just coming to make their choice, but instead, it was just a quick montage of choices, as the top eight all chose their challenges for the moment.

"Broncing, probably." Leon's smirk was definitely indicating that he was going to find this challenge pretty easy, as Wolf was just giving the approval with a vertical nod to his partner. "Don't worry, this is going to be easy."

"Jumping sounds the easiest to finish, despite its drawbacks! So, I'm gonna jump!" Fox was definitely the type of fox that was able to jump really hard, as Falco gave an affirmative nod to his leader and these two were just really confident about their choices.

"I'm going to jump like it's nobody's business!" Katsuki shouted aggressively, as he was just ready to make some good use of his quirk in this challenge, in order to prove that he didn't need it. Izuku was just a little bit shaken by his rival's very loud voice.

"You wanna bump?" Roxas just asked with an very cheeky smile, as he was just bumping his adult friend in the chest and Lea just threw a elbow bump back at him with the same smug look. "I think we're going to achieve some good things."

"We're gonna bump, because I've got the moves to own this one." Rad boasted, complete with a show of one move that he wanted the audience to see, as his finger guns and bent legs showed them off, but Enid was just a little bit nervous about the square dancing, but she was not liking his moves.

"Of course, I've got the jump to make it through." Gordeau gave his friend a hint and with a look that showed he was down with all of the challenge, but Chaos managed to figure that this one was definitely the best choice.

"I'm ready to bronc!" Clark stated with some notable confidence, as if he could just fight a god with his partner, a broncing horse wouldn't be that bad of a problem compared to it. Ralf was just really excited for his long-time friend to just achieve great things.

*The Mercenary Guys' confessional*

Ralf and Clark were both organising something, as Clark actually had a bit of a theory regarding some of the competitors.

"There's no doubt that there's going to be issues with some of these guys, I mean I don't think enemies are exactly going to be friends! So, I doubt that it's going to be easy to break the top ten, Clark." Ralf was just thinking of the more obvious issue with some of the duos that were just running around.

"Some of these contestants are capable of very scary things without even doing that much effort! And that's the ones that we know, so racing carefully is what we're going to do, Colonel!" Clark had the sense to be sure of who he was up against.

"That actually makes a lot of sense, Lieutenant!" Ralf commended his partner, as the two of them were just making good use.

*Confessional cut*


 

"With the best group of teams getting started, as they're here to basically try and to control a horse that is pretty hard to control!" Don announced pretty simply, as there was some obvious issues with the challenges that were actually at hand and this time, bronc-ing was just going to be hard.

Ralf and Clark were definitely a little intimidated by the bucking that the stallion was doing, as it was definitely a good day to just jump on it and make sure that their backs weren't bumped and broken.

Wolf and Leon were just getting an eye for their competitors, as they were just trying to out-do them in pretty incredible ways by just checking the horse that was just waiting for some new competition to get in there.

Krillin and Yamcha were both a little bit scared, but they were just also the first team that was prepared to just try and keep their grip on the horse, as they were both just getting themselves up to try it out.

"Come on, Krillin, I doubt that there isn't going to be any more dangerous challenges like this one." Yamcha was just ready to get his helmet on, as Krillin was just watching him do something brave. "It probably won't kill me, so you're going to take the later challenge."

"Okay, Yamcha, but be careful, that horse is going hurt a lot if you're on the wrong side of it." Krillin was just sure that this horse was really going to bring the hurt, if Yamcha landed too close to it.

Krillin and Yamcha were seeing two more duos like they were complete badasses, as they both weren't too fitting for this challenge, yet they were doing it anyways, as Kris and Susie weren't both too excited and Richter and Maria were just more curious than anything.

*The Martial Artists' confessional*

Krillin and Yamcha were both ridiculously smug about their stamina, as they were actually pretty strong all things considered and this time, they were prepared for anything crazy.

"It's nice to get out and fight some horse that you've never seen! Trust me, Vegeta, I'm not going to get injured so hard that I get knocked out of the competition!" Yamcha was just being strangely specific about his boast, as he was just ready to prove something to a lot of people.

"Yeah, you've got a lot of stamina, but you don't have to brag about it! Besides, I bet that horse is strong, possibly stronger than you think." Krillin was just still in a good mood, trying to raise it with a quick tease

"You can't tell me because you're not on it." Yamcha looked at his friend with a serious look on his face, as he was just prepared to test the buck horse.

"Really good point." Krillin smiled with a genuine look to it, as he was just sure that the horse could be a little bit weaker than usual.

*The Classmates' confessional*

Kris and Susie were just sure that this was definitely a strange challenge for them to be doing, as they were spooked about something.

"This is total bull, because it's a bull! Urgh, I'm going to take this because you're not strong like me and you'd be thrown miles up." Susie was just sure that the horse that was just spinning arond in ways that were just not too good.

"You're definitely righter than me." Kris was just giving a serious thumbs up, as his expression didn't really change at all and his scars on his arm were shown.

"Nice scars, you idiot." Susie just pointed out in the small scars that were just

*Confessional cut*

With those confessionals over, the first one was Yamcha, who was prepared to get himself hurt from the first challenge, as he got his boots on for the real deal and Krillin was just looking at his partner with some serious worry.


 

"The square dancers are ready to dance like they're in a square! Though, they've got something to get over first."

The four that selected this challenge to beat along with Chet and Lorenzo just joining the battle were not expecting to try and copy the moves in the best way that they could, which was just going to throw all of them off, as it was strangely precise and yet oddly loose.

"Dude, I think we can copy that, but I think we'll need someone to go first to just blow it." Chet said, trying to check out what the dance actually was again, as Lorenzo was just ready to go in. "I kinda don't want to embarrass myself, bro!"

Lorenzo's look of incredulous disbelief was just saying that he wanted to do the challenge, but there was already a team that was just literally jumping in to take the opportunity without really checking it properly.

"Dudes, prepared to get squared by us!" Rad was just enthusiastic about the dance that he was about to do, as Enid was just ready to attempt to make this work. "Yeah, you know!"

"I already know, Rad..." Lea was just trying to not roll his eyes, as he was just ready to try and do the thing, as Roxas was just actually ready to see the first attempt. "Man, I hope those two do succeed."

"Are you kidding? I hope that the opposite happens!" Chet was just throwing out a thumbs down at Rad only, as Lea was just giving a quick thumbs up to the guys.

The first attempt was made, as Enid and Rad were both trying to work with each other, but from the start, it wasn't apparent that this wasn't going to be the best attempt to square dance.

Some steps were actually awkward enough that they managed to throw each other off-rhythm and they couldn't really recover well enough to not get themselves rejected.

"Uhhhh...I doubt that was good." Enid was just slightly embrassed by the screwed up dance, as Isabelle, Digby, Mario and Luigi arrived at the location with an embarassed look. "You guys probably saw it."

Of course, the bodega workers managed to get thumbed down by the young Calgary guy and gal who weren't impressed.

Lea and Roxas were up next and their sweat suddenly increased from the pressure from the onlooking teams that were just down to dance in squares and unsurprisingly, they started off pretty boldly, as they were just doing moves that were just a little too odd for an square dance and Roxas managed to get kicked.

"Come on, Lea!" Roxas was just a little unerved by the sudden kick that caused him to be off-beat.

"Sorry about it." Lea just stopped to ensure that his friend were okay, as he both knew they wouldn't get a tip anyways and the couple backed this up with an thumbs down. "Roxas, this is probably a hard challenge."

"Dude, tell me! At least it makes sense for this to be a first challenge." Roxas was just relaxing to ensure that he wasn't all tensed up or anything.

Isabelle and Digby were actually up next, as there was definitely some expectations that no-one was just going to pass on their first try and Mario and Luigi were just watching to see what they could potentially do.

"Come on, no-one's gonna pass it on their first try!" Luigi confidently said, as their friends were just coming up onto the place where the challenge officially takes place. "Isabelle, you can do it!"

Chet and Lorenzo were just taking a glare at Luigi for a second, before focusing on the two animals that were just coming into the competition.

"Luigi's right, probably, because...they...suck?" Lorenzo might not have been asking an question, but it turned into a question, when the brother and sister dogs were just nailing it. "Luigi's wrong, because they're cute and awesome!"

Chet was just throwing some shade at this brother, when Isabelle and Digby were dancing like they were actually at a farm, as the couple were just genuinely confused at what they were seeing.

With the steps and the moves and the swings, Isabelle and Digby managed to get their tip with the two of them ready to thank everyone.

"Thank you for this opportunity!" Digby just bowed like an gentleman, as Isabelle did so too, as a few more new teams just came in.

"Alright, what's new?" Dark Pit crossed his arms, as Pit came in with him and Kim and Jhun were just seeing that the siblings got a tip. "Oh, look, one of the top-tier teams won already."

*The Taekwondo Masters' confessional*

Kim and Jhun weren't really sceptical of the two assistants' goodness, though they were really questioning something else that was just as important.

"If we just let our guard down, they're just going to pass us by accident and probably help us up! But I don't really know them, yet and they're far from evil." Kim sensed all of the good inside both of the animal assistants.

"Honestly, they could just not help us because it would be dangerous or something like that." Jhun was just shrugging, trying to think of an situation where it

*Confessional cut*


 

"Who made this jumping challenge? Someone else did and now, these brave duos are going to have to brave the ridiculous jumps that were ahead of them!"

Sonic, Gordeau, Falco and the new arrivals Terry and Izuku were about to try and get past this course with their questionable abilities, as the sun was just beaming down on them with the bushes being well-cut to ensure that the teams couldn't just jump over them easily and to also, make sure that things weren't too disrupted for the real races.

"Dude, it's going to so open and shut, that the doors are just gonna be stuck because of how good Sonic is going to do!" Joe was just saying the obvious and enjoying it anyways. "Seriously, though, you go, Terry!"

There was actually a guy that was timing it up at the booth, as he was just ready to check wherever the runners manage to complete within a certain time limit, especially with a crew like this.

"Goddamn, Deku, don't do something stupid!" Bakugo's lack of faith was just extremely apparent, as this was a course with bushes that horses would just normally jump over.

"Don't worry, Kacchan, I won't!" Izuku was just as determined to make things count, as he was just prepared to make the jump as high as he could, as Terry was just side by side trying to do some things. "Your name's Terry Bogard, right?"

"Yep and I'm guessing your name is Izuku, right?" Terry asked back, as the young guy nodded with a grin that was just looking for some good fun. "That's a pretty nice name, my dude."

Izuku and Terry were just willing to keep it short, as the rest of the runners along with an very surprised Shaggy, who was just trying to see if this was real.

"Yep, that's like a whole foot of bushes!" Shaggy was definitely not in a simulation, as he was just feeling how high the bushes actually are.

"Yeah!" Scooby was just not shocking everyone, as there was definitely some more talking animals that were actually just on two feet joining the game, wherever they were physical or metaphorical. "Go on, Shaggy!"

*The Investigating Foodies' confessional*

Shaggy and Scooby were both a little bit shaken by the fact that this challenge existed and was something that people could actually pass with a good enough jump.

"How did they do this, because this is crazy!" Scooby protested, barely understanding the somewhat absurd challenge that was just ahead of Shaggy.

"I don't know, but I'm going to jump it anyways and I'll think I'll get on the second try." Shaggy's confident words sorta betrayed how scared he was about the challenge, but he still had a challenge to do. "Maybe the third try, but I'll be outta here quick."

"Uh, yeah." Scooby was still a little bit intimidated by the bushes that were actually ahead of him.

*Confessional cut*

The race finally got itself started with one big loud horn that was just annoying the crowd-goers that consisted of teams that were a little bit too late to the punch or just people that were watching their friends to attempt to fight with some fake bushes.

"Uh, why are there fake ones?" Yuri was actually the first one to notice, as she was just watching Shaggy attempt to jump over a bush to some avail.

"Because they don't really need to mess up the ecological stuff or something like that." Xander was actually surprisingly there, as he was just giving it some time.

"Oh, okay." Yuri was just trying to look at the runners that were succeeding such as Sonic and Fox, who were just down for winning. "So you wanna go and fight?"

"...Uh, seriously. I'm a camp councillor, I have to do a serious job and I've got no reason to fight!" Xander was a little bit stunned, as Sonic and Fox were actually just clearly the bushes both intentionally for the former and unintentionally for the latter.

"Man, look at him go. Tails, you wanna bet?" Falco asked, just trying to see if the fox would get in on it.

"Not really, it's like the first round, but Sonic's faster anyways." Tails proclaimed, as he crossed his arms to say some facts.

"Huh, figures that he's holding back." Falco was happy with just talking about Sonic's surprisingly stylish low jumps and Fox's strangely acrobatic backflips that made him lose momentum,

"Well, he'd tear the bushes otherwise." Tails was just keeping himself relaxed. "It's actually good that Fox is here or else Sonic would just outrunning everybody!"

Tails and Falco were just sure that the two's fast partners were just able to get the fastest times on the course, as Joe Higashi was just cheering his partner on with his own words.

"Remember, Terry, those bushes aren't that tall! They're just kinda tall!" Joe Higash motivated his partner in the best way that he could muster up in a short time.

"As the best of the best are done with the challenge with the stragglers having parts of the fakest bushes in their legs...."

Sonic and Fox were just clearing the bushes like they were nothing, as they cleared the height of the prop shrubs and then just flipping to reduce their height, while Terry tripped over one of the fake bushes and just got stuck in it.


 

"...Some other teams are definitely doing some dirty broncing, complete with the horse just making some teams fall by accident..."

With some teams actually completing the challenge, wherever by just breaking some records in their challenge, being really good at what they did or just getting lucky, it was time for them to just get out of there and leave the challenge-picking to the backburners.

As in, there was several teams that were just getting their bronc on and one of them was actually a little bit further than before, albeit with a bit of a catch.

There was also a lot more duos that were just making sure that they were on equal ground, such as Tygra and Cheetara, as the game was starting to get a little more serious than usual.

As in Zangief was actually riding a horse and the weight of was just throwing the horse off its game and some of the teams were not exactly liking it.

"That has to qualify under animal cruelty with Zangief just riding on it like an fool would! At least we're definitely in the upper echelons in the race." Franziska was just both relieved and really scared, as R. Mika was just cheering her partner on.

"Yeah, Zangief, that's how it's done!" Mika was just loud enough to seriously get the attention to the person that was just taking care of the horse. "But it won't be easy catching up with the lead!"

Zangief and Mika were just leaving off the horse, which was actually a little bit weary at the current moment, as they had an reason to get this tip, especially with where they were going.

"Go to Nose Hill Park to find your next challenge? Wait, is that actually the name, because that sounds kinda badass." R. Mika proclaimed, as she was just ready to hop into another taxi with Zangief quickly in tow.

"What kind of park is that?" Zangief yelled, as the whole line was just looking at him like he was crazy

There was also quite a few teams that were actually impatient enough to notice that not only did the wrestlers just ran through to the exit, but said horse was still slightly lagging from all of Zangief's weight.

"Holy damn, that horse needs a rest, but I'm guessing it won't have one." Cleveland wasn't really all that worried, as he was just really ready to hop onto that horse and ensure that his team wasn't down for the count. "Joe?"

"I can't say that the horse suffered much." Joe looked for any signs that showed some injuries.

"How hard was it even bucked? I doubt it was too hard." Wolf told them, as the horse managed to get back up with an look of fiery determination.

"Yeah, the wolf man's right." Joe didn't even notice that Wolf had just go on ahead, but he did notice now. "Hey, what do you think you're doing!"

"Finishing the challenge, you idiot." Wolf told him, clear as day with an angered tone, as the flying mercenaries were both ready to make an exit from the general challenge.

"Am I really surprised that we passed?" Leon was just clicking his own fingers at the family guys that were actually a little bit behind in the game.

"Wow, they're annoying! I bet think he thinks he's cool with an attitude like that." Tygra was just a little bit angry at the two of them, but he didn't really let it get to his head, as he was just getting onto the horse. "Wish me luck?"

"I don't think you really need me to ask that." Cheetara's faith in Tygra was still going very strong, as the two of them had been on many adventures together as an solid team.

"Yeah, this horse is no joke." Tygra was just on top of it, as he was still stunned by the differences between his species and the others.

The two of them were just giving the signal to start the crazy ride, as Tygra was just ready to hold on for dear life with his rivals just watching him try and stay on it, as he managed to get thrown around, but fell off due to the center of balance being screwed.

"That was actually pretty close." Cheetara did notice that the timer said 8 seconds and 520 milliseconds, as Tygra picked himself back up.

These two were finally ready to make sure that their next turn was the best, as Tygra had a bit of a cheeky grin, while Cheetara was just looking confidently to the future.

"Step aside, Cleveland's going in!" Joe vouched for his friend really loudly, as the police officer was just willing to let the family man go and take a ride on this horse. "Cleveland, just hang on!"

"Will do, Joe." Cleveland already felt the shakiness of the horse that was just making his spin, as he tried to keep his balance straight and his butt firmly on the saddle.

Strangely enough, the black man with a yellow shirt held on for the full ten seconds, as he just swung in and out out of good balancing and at the end, he was just fine.

*The Family Men's confessional*

Cleveland and Joe were definitely in a really good mood, as they were just ready to keep up their performance.

"That was really rough. Could've hurt really bad, but it didn't." Cleveland's relaxed demeanour was still as strong as ever, despite just barely staying on for the full duration. "Anyways, I bet that the next challenge is going to be kinda crazy."

"Yep..." Joe might have realised what his friend had said, as he was just not scared of any crazy challenges that were ahead. "...my wife and my son are definitely gonna motivate us two to win! Yeah!"

*The Canine Warriors' confessional*

Tygra and Cheetara were both looking at each other like they were down with each other, as the two were ready to work with each other.

"Trust me, Cheetara, it's just going to be a little bit harder than usual." Tygra was just smirking to be sure, as there was a whole lot of that going around. "I don't know what the rest is going to be all about, but we're going to conquer it."

"Conquer it suggests that we're going to win a lot. Let's just survive this one, because I think we're up against some brutal foes, who we're going to introduce to some brutal techniques." Cheetara sounded a little more serious than her partner, as there was some serious competition in the game.

"Uh, yeah, but it's not going to break any bones, just break the competition." Tygra clarified, ready to take the world and the racers on.

*Confessional cut*


 

However, there was still a whole bunch of duos attempting to complete a challenge and this time, they weren't ready for it, which is probably normal for a good chunk of the teams.

Sonic and Fox were far and away the most successful duo in the bush running, as they came past the finish line with no issues on the leafy side, as they were making their mark known in this race with one minute and 30 seconds spent on the course.

Izuku's high jump may have given him a little bit of an advantage, but he wasn't really that fast compared to his contemporaries and both of them combined still didn't stop him from completing it in a minute and 53 seconds.

Terry may have struggled in the beginning, but by the end, he was truly getting the hang of the really high jump, as he was just jumping over the somewhat high bushes with some ease, barely clearing it and finishing it off in one minute and 58 seconds.

"Oh shoot, I think we've got some new competition in the ring!" Joe exclaimed, as Falco and Tails were just looking at him like he was very passionate and very unstable at the same time. "Falco, Tails, get yourselves ready!"

"Man, you're probably all talk." Falco stated, having his fair share of talkative guys that were not experts by any means.

"Hey, Joe can talk, but he can also throw some deadly kicks!" Terry was just backing up his partner, as he was just putting his arms around his partner's shoulders.

"That doesn't even make sense, but I doubt those kicks are just for show." Fox noticed, as even in his more casual outfit, Joe was still looking ready for a battle ahead.

"I'll be the judge of that." Falco crossed his arms with a lot of confidence, as Sonic and Tails were off and Joe and Terry were about to leave.

"Okay, you're going to regret that kind of move!" Joe proclaimed, as he was just leaving the challenge with his partner in tow and rival

All three teams would be joining the other small bunch of teams that were just able to overcome the Either-Or challenges in special and not so special ways, as there was nine front-running teams in total, all of them using their best skills to not waste their energy

Even then, Shaggy and Scooby may have failed, but they weren't really alone either, as there was a whole lot of new duos willing to make the run look easy, as Pit, Dark Pit and several other duos were just joining the battle, as Nana and Popo were actually coming up to the two detective to have a bit of a talk.

And by several other, it meant that was a whole crowd of pairs just ready to wait for the next pass, as Shaggy finished in about four minutes and there was such limited space that only eight runners could be on the course at one single time.

"Hey, wanna race? We're prepared for it!" Nana told the two food lovers, who were taking a quick look at the over-sized garb that she was wearing for some reason. "I mean, you can-"

"It's the middle of May, what the heck are you and your husband doing in two big coats?" Shaggy's confusion was mainly stemming from the obvious body heat that these two were struggling with.

"We just usually just wear these in any situation and it kinda doubles as armour." Nana explained the whole situation, not really giving an good reason to not be confused.

"It's a big friggin' coat!" Scooby exclamed, almost ready to go on the battlefield and accuse Nana of something crazy, as the race was just getting itself started.

*The Mountain Climbers' confessional*

Nana and Popo were slightly offended at the slightly aggressive comments that were made by the food loving detectives.

"Why would someone talk about our coats like that! It's kinda really rude and really stupid to do something like that!" Nana was just a lot more fired up than usual and then almost immediately being sweet. "To be fair, it is really sweaty, but I'll work through it."

Popo was just gesturing both of his arms towards his wife, as he was just showing the audience the strange nature of Nana's anger and also didn't have many words to say about the situation.

*Confessional cut*

There was a whole lot of racing to be done, but there was even more announcing, as Don hadn't really been doing his own thing for a while in TV show terms, especially with some more absurd running teams taking the precious airtime.

"After everybody arrives to take a shot at the first big challenge, as there's not enough space for those teams to be competitive to beat the best...

The eight runners were definitely trying to make their jump a little more extreme, as horse bushes weren't exactly made to be jumped over without an horse.

"...As the best teams are running towards the taxi ranks in certain areas to make sure that they're not losing the moment!"

With this many teams choosing their challenges and attempting to not embarrass themselves, it wasn't exactly a novel thought that there was a whole lot of competiting within the teams.

Even out of the challenges, the competition was just getting harder and harder, as some of the duos were just being left in the dust by some bad travelling habits that caused some teams to lag pretty hard.

The fastest were way past 12th Avenue Southeast, as Sonic and Tails were just making the best use of their overdone speed to ensure that the competition couldn't really slip through.

"Come on, Tails, we've got a park to hit up and then an airport to get to!" Sonic was just keeping his feet right on the ground once again, as Tails was just neck and neck with him.

"I'll be right with you in a second!" Tails exclaimed, as the second place team was ferocuiously running towards them at an unexpected pace. "At this rate, we'll hit the taxi rank within a minute or two!"

Kim and Jhun were actually close to the taxi rank, but was definitely going at a slower pace than the fast-paced friends, as they were warriors of the leg day and arm days as well.

"Kaphwan, I doubt that we didn't train for this, even if it was by accident." Jhun's perspective on this race wasn't really that rare, but it was the first time that things had been like this.

"I agree! I went through an rigorous training regime that might have been messed up, but it was all worth it." Kim stopped to take a breather, as his mood was just stable, but he didn't really know where the taxi rank was.

"I think my one was just as rigorous as yours, because I can keep up with you." Jhun also stopped, just to keep the team spirit going on downtown.

"Huh, I thought for a second that you'd be lazy, but then that would just out of character for you." Kim noted, as the two of them were just laughing it up, as Wolf was just ready to throw a quick rock at the two of them.

Jhun just stopped it with his hand, clearly not letting his arms getting unused for the sake of showing his own art, as the two taekwondo masters were a little miffed.

"After breaking a rock, the taekwondo masters along with a lot of the other top teams are on their way to Nose Hill Park! What does the biggest park in Calgary have in store for them? Find out in the Grand Ridonculous Race!"


 

To be continued in Part 3, where the second challenge gets some knots tied in an another western-styled challenge, complete with some hats to boot!

Also, Nose Hill Park is definitely a weird name for a park, but then Concussion Valley also exists in the same country, so it's just probably Canada!

 

Chapter Text

The Grand Ridonculous Race
Chapter 1: Everybody's In Calgary
Part 3: Barrelin' In The Park!

Yep, it's back and this time, Kris, Susie, Krillin and Yamcha are going to get the spotlight, for it is their time to shine, but there's a new challenge on the horizon!

This challenge is taking place in the park, as all of the top ten were travelling towards it, wherever through a taxi taken from the Stampede itself or a taxi coming from downtown Calgary, as the competition get hotter!

Will more rocks be thrown?

Does there really need to a reason to have some rocks thrown?

Will anyone say "yee yee!" or even a "yee haw!", because all of those questions and more important ones will be answered in this part and there might be some spoilers related to one of the teams!


"Welcome back to the Grand Ridonculous Race, where struggling teams somehow made it to the challenge first and keep on suffering through the horse throws!"

Don couldn't really have summed it up any better than he did, as the Martial Artists and the Rough Friends weren't doing too well on the horses and they were just always were a little bit too close to completing it, as repeatedly getting nine seconds was actually getting rougher.

And this time, they weren't in a good mood either, as they were just stuck behind several others.

"I swear it's like it's near perfect and then the horse has the move that just sends my head into the ground!" Yamcha complained, not really being whiny, rather than just being observant. "Am I right, guys?"

"Kinda, 'cause your technique sucks." Susie couldn't resist a quick jab in there, as Kris was just jabbing her arm into the side of the monster's jacket. "What, you saying my technique sucks too?!"

"Yeah, but we've learned some stuff from our previous attempts, so it shouldn't be too bad." Yamcha was just throwing a quick wink in Susie's general direction, causing the monster to just generally groan. "Right?"

"If I'm not the first one to be out, I won't be surprised." Susie shrugged with a bit of a mean smile, as Yamcha was just gulping at the possible prospect of losing it again. "Then again, you're apparently tough."

"Geez, make fun of the martial artist." Yamcha crossed his arms with a bit of a angered look, considering that he was overlooked several times.

There was still a whole bunch of duos that were more patriotic in their ways about this challenge and they were also suffering with them and right now, one of them was taking on the bronco horse with a very American statement coming out of their mouths.

"Yee haw, it's definitely an American challenge right up in 'ol Canada! I can't believe that I'm not doing this!" Soldier exclaimed, his helmet not even remotely damaged from all of the drops that he managed to take.

"Screw you patriots." Michael grumbled, not looking suspiciously stupid for waiting in line, as Franklin had been doing for the last twenty or so minutes.

"Ya idiots can't even shut up about your own country!" Demoman shouted, clearly talking to someone else, as Soldier just barely managed to win.

Demoman and Soldier just put aside their differences to ensure that their team was just making names in the game, as they were just snatching the tip from the farmer and running it out of there.

"Come on, I'll make you watch the real deal!" Demoman proclaimed, clearly slightly drunk and slightly willing to stand up for a good friend.

"Man, he's getting onto my gears! I'm American, you idiot!" Michael was just ready to see that the guys were just doing their thing. "You go, Yamcha!" The old guy from Los Santos were just grabbing some popcorn. "5 bucks says that he'll lose again!"

"Are you seeing this? He's not losing!" Franklin shouted, as the clock was ticking upwards and the guys were definitely seeing that Yamcha, indeed, was not losing.

Yamcha might have been doing his thing as he usually would, but he was a little more shocked when the timer reached 10 seconds exactly and then it turned to 11 right before he got rocked off the horse.

"Oh shit, he did it." Franklin and Michael simulteanously, albeit not at the same time, as they were both down to doing the thing.

"Yamcha, you did it! So, are you okay?" Krillin asked, as Yamcha was actually standing up pretty well and pretty fine, as they were both down to fight in many challenges later.

"Yup! Krillin, let's get them!" Yamcha shouted, as Krillin was just on his way to the back entrance and Yamcha ran even faster just to catch up to his fellow martial artist. "Did you see that crap!"

"I'd rather not swear, but that was pretty rough. Probably going to do better." Susie boasted, as Kris was just going to open his own mouth to say something, but she noticed that the next guy in line was Alejandro. "Hey, cheater!"

Alejandro and José both took attention to those words, as Susie had a bit of a mean grin.

"Yeah, being a two-faced person's bad!" Kris finally said something, despite her tone being slightly nervous about the words.

"Congrats, Al, you've got the facts shouted at you!" José were just taking a lot of pleasure in his brother's bullying, as Kris was just shaking his head.

Alejandro and José were both agreeing that those comments were rightly deserved, but for two completely different reasons, as the former had been terrible in the other reality shows and the latter was just trying to be terrible to his brother.

"Don't worry about it, I already know, hermano." Alejandro stated, clearly being a lot more cordial than was really nesscessary, as Michael was just thumbing him down.

Obviously, due to the man's flexibility, Alejandro was just able to keep on holding on in the right position and also provide the perfect blueprint for some other teams to copy, especially with the more lackluster ones and José was shrugging it off physically and the clock managed to ring ten and Alejandro jumped off.

"Great job, but I could've done better!" José complimented his own brother with the perfect backhand.

*The Feuding Brothers' confessional*

Alejandro and José were both disappointed at each other's own attitude, as they weren't too impressed with each other's strategies.

"So, here's my plan, we team up with two of the strongest teams in the game and make sure that we pull our weight so that we don't end up on the elimination block. Because of their trust, we'll be safe from the rest of the competition." Alejandro explained with a very smug look, somehow gaining the ire of José with that look.

"Al, you really can think of a good plan, but your reputation is basically going to make it sink. This is why going on a billion reality shows isn't a good idea at at all." José did managed to win out with an condescending tone, as he was just ready to ensure that the strategy worked.

"That actually makes sense, but I've kinda changed myself. You're still the same old José that managed to get himself in trouble." Alejandro said, as he was just keeping himself composed and angry for his brother.

"You're the still the same old hombre that sucked back on Total Drama." José crossed his own arms with a smug look that managed to contain a stronger smirk than anyone should really have.

*Franklin's confessional*

Franklin was both just very shocked that the martial artist finally won, as he was about to take another ride on the horse, as his clothes were actually slightly dirty.

"If that Yamcha bitch can do it, why the hell are am I just going down onto the ground like that? Literally some dude who can fight and a random animal guy beat my ass, so I ain't got time to complain."

*Confessional cut*


"With all of that said, it's time for Nose Hill Park to have its challenge revealed, as the long ride there hasn't been an easy one for some!" Don announced, as Isabelle and Digby were definitely the first ones to the challenge and tying with them, Sonic and Tails arrived right behind them with issues.

Sonic was fine, but Tails was actually sneezing from the pollution that the taxi was actually spewing out, but it quickly subsided, but not enough for it to matter to the two assistants.

"Care for a tissue?" Isabelle asked with a nervous smile, as she was just giving out a pack of tissues to the two-tailed fox.

"Sure! I just was feeling the pollution." Tails answered with some confidence, as he didn't really stumble over his words, but Isabelle's genuine smile got things going. "Anyways, thanks for that."

"Sure, it's just what I do." Isabelle shrugged with the cutest smile, as she and Tails were apparently hitting it off weirdly enough, even if it clearly wasn't that to them.

"So, you wanna get started?" Sonic stated, pretty much moving the tip of his right hand with some flexiblity and trying to get Tails to focus more.

"I'd thought that you would never ask!" Digby exclaimed, somehow managing to get Sonic's answer, as he was about to read the tip. "It's an Botch-or-Watch, so that means it is my turn!"

Isabelle, Digby, Kim and Jhun finally caught up to hear the explaination, as they were all ready to hear what the challenge entailed and the brown dog was just confused at what the challenge was actually named.

"Canadian Horseshoes?" Digby really asked, which meant that the main host was about to come in.

Don was still coming in with his pretty decent outfit that was both really casual and really fitting for the job that he was about to do, as there was just a big barrel in the certain area.

"A botch or watch is an challenge that only one of them does and in this challenge, it's the contestant that didn't do something in the previous challenge!"

Don was just preparing his own swing, as he was ready to demonstrate that the new barrels that were just specifically used for this challenge, as it wasn't going to be an easy one.

 "Said teammate is going to have to throw a ring onto a barrel, as the ring is an symbol of Calgary's old history and the barrel reps the oil that the city thrives on!"

Don was just missing the barrel with the ring, as he was just a little bit frustrated at the ring missing, but he mainly kept himself cool for the moment.

"Once they ring the barrel, they'll have to travel their way to Calgary's international airport, where there isn't a third challenge and the teams can wait!"

The airport was actually bustling with many people that just wanted to travel to several locations around the world, a few of which would be in this race and a two old faces were running to the airport, completely unnoticed, but they were both wearing green shirts.

"Back at the ring toss of hugeness, barely fitting the barrel is the name of the game for a few people!"

Either way, there was still several teams to come, as they were just arriving at the location in a minute or two, but the teams that were doing it didn't really care that much about not losing, as it wasn't really vital to them moving onto the airport.

Isabelle's backhanded swing was actually pretty close to doing it, as there was actually multiple lines that weren't meant to crossover each other in any way and her throw just barely missed it and she managed to catch it by accident.

"Nice move, bitch!" A sudden rude move called out, as Digby was just stepping up to the source of the voice.

Wolf O'Donnell arrived with Leon Powalski in tow, as they weren't really embarrassed with the challenges that were actually handed to them, even if Leon would just do it on the first try.

"Hey, did you know that calling dogs bitches is actually kinda racist." Digby told him, clearly trying to give the guy some information that he wanted to give.

"Yeah, get out of here with those kind of insults!" Fox arrived right after, ready to clean up the words and the conduct, as Falco was just pointing fingers at Wolf's lizard partner that was just doing the challenge. "I'd rather leave her alone."

"Go on, Fox, see how's that going to help." Wolf didn't really have anything better to do than to taunt his park-running rivals, as Leon was just trying to aim it properly with his special arms.

Falco had a bit of an overconfident smirk that showed that he was in the game once again with him doing this challenge quite easily.

"Oh, hey, look who arrived at the right time!" Sonic noted, watching Tails try his hardest to get the correct angle and ensure that his swing was perfect enough to make it on the first try. "Must be nice doing something."

"Oh, definitely. But I'll let everyone doing their thing first." Falco was just keeping an keen eye on his competitors, as he couldn't really swing a hoop that well.

"Cool, because I'm watching all of it." Sonic said, crossing his arms with confidence, especially since that there wasn't a lot of hoops hitting their mark and quite a few teams making their way to the challenge place.

*The Taekwondo Masters' confessional*

Kim and Jhun were just slightly worried about this one challenge for some obvious reasons that might have to do with their own legs.

"I can't believe that some wolf would just insult someone like that. It's not the swearing, which you shouldn't do, but the insult being so strong for no apparent reason." Jhun wasn't really emotional about it, despite the words coming across as if he was just crying. "I'm not going to be surprise if his ego crashes down the line."

"Well said, because justice is going to get him and also throws hoops onto the Canadian barrels! Obviously, we're not talking about us." Kim was more determined to push through and ensure that his team helped with the "justice" that was coming.

"That went without saying." Jhun stated, getting Kim to gave him a strange look, as though he had said something stupid.

*Confessional cut*


"With the other contestants, things are moving on pretty well, as there's actually teams moving out of the first challenge! Some of them have been here for a while, but now they're out!"

Lea and Roxas were a notable example, as they were just keeping things pretty casual, as they were just celebrating as casually as they could, with one heck of a hand shake after their surprisingly cool performance that just worked with the dance moves that they had.

Mario and Luigi were up, as they were just getting some good cheers from the other teams that were just watching the plumbers have a bit of a square dance and they were nailing the moves.

"Woo, go, plumber guys!" Roxas didn't really want to just say their names again, as he was seeing some pretty good claps.

"Yeah!" Lea's sudden burst just shocked everyone that was just still in the challenge, as Mario even missed a step and kicked Luigi in the leg. "Oh, sorry, plumber bros!"

The square dancing couple were a little bit dissapproving of the two brothers having a bit of a problem with each other, as Mario and Luigi were a little dissapointed.

"No, I doubt it wasn't your fault." Luigi managed to mess it up, as Lea managed to hear it and the plumber didn't really want him to hear it.

"Nice word-smithing, huh, Luigi?" Lea was slightly angrier than he was beofre Luigi's mis-worded comment, though he knew that it was a slight mess-up.

"Uh, no, it's actually my fault, guy. I didn't really do the right move and I hit my brother in the leg." Luigi was just a little bit worried, but he felt a little more relieved than usual this time around.

"It's okay, Luigi, we've got all of the moves down and I think we should be able to do it again soon." Mario wasn't really that worried about motivating his brother and the sudden mistake that may have the wait longer.

"No problem, bro!" Luigi was just back to being motivated, which was actually making some of the other teams confused at how much motivating that they were both doing. "We've just gotta do it!"

In particular, King Dedede and Wario were the most shocked at how long that the brothers were willing to wait for a long while, as they had been waiting a while to even get their second chance and these two legendary brothers were going for a third try that could take 12 minutes just to try again.

"You serious? It's going to take 15 minutes to just send you onto the second flight!" Dedede was just trying to get Mario to wait less time, as there wasn't really any lines at all.

"Come on, Dedede, I'm ready to wait a while!" Mario said, as though he really knew him from the times that they fought in the tournament, as the penguin king sighed his heart out.

"You can't do that." Dedede's opportunistic smile was there, though pretty well-hidden under the concern.

"But I can, though! We don't need to stay in the lead to be competitive!" Mario proclaimed, as Wario and Waluigi were just laughing at those words loudly and he even stood up to make himself heard.

"Okay, sure and Wario's not gonna get some money!" Wario was just referring to himself in disbelief, still trying not to chuckle from the altruism that the red-hatted plumber was just showing. "If you're not gonna do it, then I will."

"Good luck!" Luigi told him, genuinely wanting to see him succeed in the square-dancing partner.

"Waluigi doesn't need any luck, just technique!" Waluigi's really good mood wasn't exactly making things easy for the competition to get an hold of him, as his moves were showing themselves to be pretty good.

Wario was just trying to keep up with his partner, as he also knew the moves from an old partner that just didn't want to even see him anymore and this fat man was just using to his greater advantage, but his brother was just outshining him in every way.

They didn't really care, as they both had good enough technique to actually get the tip in the best way that these guys could muster up and as it turns, because both of them danced pretty well, they got a tip.

"See, Waluigi told ya before you knew it!" Waluigi boasted, making sure to put his own name into the game.

"You're right and you're awesome." Luigi couldn't even really hate the dishonest plumbers, for they were pretty good competitors. "You're going to be good competition."

Mario and Luigi got picked once again, as they finally perfected their dance moves.

The critics were just a little bit angry at the fact that they weren't really able to get in the best dance, as Nostalgia Critic was just mumbling about nothing good in particular.

"Geez, you're too much to stand." Boomstick told him, trying to watch the dance. "I wanted to collab then you went onto some rant about water for some reason, so I backed out."

"Shut up, that was six years ago and you can't actually prove it." Nostalgia Critic stated, as they were just watching some moves coming from Mario and Luigi. "And if I did that, I'd force myself to watch some extremely shitty movies."

"Cool, just wanted to roast someone. So, Mario's kicking some serious ass out on there and I doubt that you'd kick that much ass!" Boomstick disagreed enthusiastically, as the guy was just pointing at Mario's quick side switch.

"I do, just not without a gun." Nostalgia Critic was just trying to prove a point with some determination, but his point was actually not proven at all. "Trust me, I have moves that can be used."

"Okay, sure and I'm a pro in gorilla warfare, so what's your point?" Boomstick was just getting Wizard was just shrug at what was really happening.

"My point is that I could actually fight toe-to-toe with you, probably off-camera, and not make it anti-climatic." Nostalgia Critic was just actually in the background, as the next team to take up the dance were the best female friends, teams who didn't like fighting.

"You wish-" Boomstick actually said his piece, but his attention was just drawn towards the loud and proud Katie, who wasn't really scared of any man.

"Let's just dance already!" Katie wasn't really being mean, but she did manage to get everyone's attention, no matter the reason for them to be doing it.

Katie and Sadie, unsurprisingly, didn't really do that badly, as they were just managing to be in sync with each other, but once again, an accidental kick to Sadie's leg ended up throwing them back into the stands.

"Sorry about that!" Sadie was just nervously walking back with an confused Katie, as they were both ready to try again.

*The Knowledgeable Commentators' confessional*

Wizard and Boomstick were just munching on some popcorn that the latter bought, if not only because the former was just looking at his partner like he had messed something up.

"What? I wanted to do something and a fight is something which is definitely better than square dancing with my friend right over here." Boomstick complained slightly, as he was just down to do some dancing. "I mean, I've seen some good dancing, so let's just get up on there."

"But first, that kind of move kinda shows that you're still the loose cannon that's probably going to end up messing the moves up or rather, attempt to make them more...what's the word that I'm looking for here?" Wizard answered, really pretending to not know what the proper word was.

"More dynamic, because those moves aren't even kick-ass enough to be mediocre, so I'm gonna do what I do best." Boomstick was just putting his own arms up.

"Analyse weapons and what they can do?"

"No, the second best thing?" Wizard just sighed he saw what his best friend was just planning, as he knew that this just going to be awkward.

*The Angry Critics' confessional*

Nerd was just plain old smug, as Critic was just really angry at the fact that he was just going to have to fight on camera sometime in the race.

"Alright, pussy, I know that you're not exactly the kind to not be pathetic, because you're definitely not that kind of pussy to not fight." Nerd was just a little bit too smug this time.

"Seriously, I can't fight this fucking redneck on camera, especially when he started the argument for no apparent reason other than to do an hard diss." Critic was just giving his reasons for not fighting.

"Okay, then you could've just told him, but you decided to be a pussy and now you're going to get your ass handed to you." Nerd was just dissapointed in his team partner, who shook for half a second and then just stood up. "And what the fuck are you even doing?"

"...I don't fucking know." Critic said so confidently, that it made his partner's face meet up with his palm.

*Confessional cut*


"With two teams getting off on the wrong foot, nine of the best teams are using their other foot to attempt to hoop a barrel to no avail!" Don announced, as Lea and Roxas were just seeing the leading duos do their thing.

With some of the better teams arriving at the second challenge, complete with some of them feeling somewhat tired from the short-distance run that they had to do to reach the actual park, thanks to the awkward drop offs from some of the taxis, but there was still a lot of duos that were ready to spin a hoop.

"What kind of non-Canadian challenge is this? The kind of challenge where I hoop it on the first try." Dark Pit told the few ladies that were doing the challenge.

"Okay, you've got some nerve saying that." Tygra replied, who wasn't one of them, as he was expecting something that was really good from the angel.

"Yeah and that's because I've got a good shot of making it through!" Dark Pit yelled, managing to make the few ladies be a little bit intimidated by the honest answer.

Pit was just mouthing something about losing, but considering that he didn't really know how to mouth correctly, it was lost on a whole bunch of teams.

Dark Pit was just genuinely ready to eye the barrel like it was his most annoying person to deal with, who he was just working with for the race, as he was just preparing his throwing stance and Roxas was pretty much doing the same thing.

"Okay, there's no way that he's going to make on the first try." Yamcha was just keeping his hands ready for the potential throw.

"Yeah, that has to be some kind of miracle for it to go his way." Clark stated, cool enough to notice that Dark Pit was actually going in a strange stance.

"Wait a second, he's not even holding it correctly." Lea told the dark angel, who just threw it at a higher angle than usual, which might have worked out in his advantage, because something strange happened. "Did he just-"

"Of course, he did, because he's good at this thing." Pit backed his clone up, as the hoop was just hanging on the edge of the barrel, one side down on the barrel and the other side just above the top.

"Easy peasy, lemons squeezed and thinkers busted!" Dark Pit boasted, as Tygra was just wondering about the question, but just let it be.

Dark Pit and Pit were actually leaving with the tip, as the person in question noticed that the barrel was actually on it this time and the motivation to do even better.

"See ya guys later!" Pit shouted, getting out of the park with his own clone.

*Pit's confessional*

Pit was just really looking determined, yet angry, as his clone just managed to talk a lot and contribute a lot, thanks to the sole throw that propelled them up to the top.

"I can't believe that my actual clone managed to do way better than I every could! He talked way too much before hitting everybody with that one throw! I could've done that, but for some reason, it would've ended up knocking me out!"

"Wait, really!" Dark Pit gained a dark smile, as he chuckled at Pit thinking himself to be a little bit more unlucky.

*Confessional cut*

All of sudden, everybody was just motivated to throw some things out there, where it would really work or not, as there was just a whole bunch of teams coming with their best arm.

"Krillin, do that thing where you're not trying to summon something stupid!" Yamcha shouted, as Krillin was just hold the hoop on one side like he was just ready to throw an energy disc at the barrel. "Kinda works."

"No, it doesn't." Cheetara stated, throwing a hoop somewhat blindly, as Roxas almost did the same thing with an awkward stance and it worked. "Good luck."

"I don't need luck in this race, anyways." Roxas just told her, albeit with a bit of a harsh tone that was just a little bit cooler than usual.

Jhun tried his hardest to make the throw count, as this was his third try, but thanks to an awkward bump, the bad throw also managed to get him out of the challenge.

"That was just pure luck, though." Tygra was just adding that in with a bit of a playful smirk, as Cheetara failed to ring it and it managed to hit Roxas square in the back of the head. "And luck goes both ways."

And the hoop managed to bounce back, as Ken also got hit by the hoop and then all of its momentum finally stopped, as Ken and Leon were just done with this challenge, one by accident and the other by just making the hoop spin in the air.

"Great job, Leon! I know a guy named Leon, but he's not as-" Ken was just giving a quick thumbs up to the lizard, who was just satsified with the results.

"-great as me! I've done a lot of missions and let me tell you, whoever this Leon, tell him that he can't compare to me." Leon was just getting Ken to do a cheeky smile, as the karate master knew that there was just going to be no comparison.

"Don't worry, he's got better stuff to do than deal with you." Ken told him, as the carpool taxi arrived with the two teams in tow, as Leon reacted very angrily.

"You listen to me, Ken! He's nothing compared to me and my leader over here." Leon was just arguing about nothing at this point. "Whoever he is, he should be scared."

Ken and Ryu were just chuckling at this point, as the posturing was just getting to be too much, as both teams were actually entering the taxi.


However, for the running teams, it was proving to be slightly impossible for them to make up the time by running faster, as they were just chosen with bad picks that weren't really able to make the jump or be able to run fast enough, but others were actually pretty decent.

Rigby might have started off at a slow pace, but he was actually getting there and K' was actually doing decently, as the both of them were just racing each other, but their attitudes weren't too good.

"Holy shit, douchebag! What's your problem, you idiot?" K' shouted, as Rigby was just trying to keep the leap at a  decent speed and he was just clearing the bushes easily.

"Are you seriously asking me?" Rigby replied in a bit of a dismissive tone, just trying to go through the same course as the dark-skinned, white-haired hothead.

Rigby and K' weren't saying any more, as they were just burning up the race track with each other's skills, along with some serious issues that were just coming from them.

"Dude, just try and beat the time! The guy's really fast, anyways!" Mordecai was just trying to make his friend focus on the clock, but he couldn't resist a little jab. "Rigby can run better, though."

"Actually, you're not wrong, but K' can easily keep up." Maxima backed him up with a genuinely wholesmile smile that made Mordecai just shrug. "Besides, they're both fast in their own ways, making it not matter."

"...I still don't think Rigby's gonna lose." Mordecai said, before just getting patted on the back by a curious Emma, who immediately backed away to just see Xander try his hardest. "Man, why did you choose this one?"

"I thought it would just really big hurdles, not actual horse bushes! I'm lucky that I didn't get my clothes dirty!" Emma complained pretty loudly, as Xander was just not appericiating the lack of support that he was just getting. "Anyways, how about you?"

"I'm okay, I guess?" Mordecai wasn't exactly processing both the long complaint and the question that well.

"Good, because...I'm guessing you're about to leave." Emma was just acting a little bit more dismissive than usual, probably because of the odd choice to pick this challenge.

"Uh, yeah." Mordecai said, as Rigby and K' both got a time of one minutes and fourty-two seconds, giving him the chance to leave the location. "Dude, why did you choose this?"

"Like I said, I thought it was hurdles." Emma told the blue jay, as though it was pretty normal. "Though you've probably seen crazier stuff, because you're a bird apparently."

"Cool, see ya." Mordecai was just not that shaken, as Rigby just ran up to him with the tip and the two of them celebrated. "Dude, that was just awkward."

"Yeah and plus she had that person that was just terrible, because she was just taking picture when no-one cares." Rigby dissed Emma, as Mordecai was just rolling his eyes in dissapoint. "That's right."

K' and Maxima just shared a quick chuckle before leaving the location with their determination in tact, but Scooby wasn't really that worried, as Shaggy was finally get through at a decent pace.

Shaggy and Scooby were finally ready to leave the location, as they were finally out of the challenge with a time of one minute and 57 seconds, which was actually pretty good, considering the fact that the former tripped.

"Hold on, we finally did it?" Shaggy asked, finally getting the tip from the challenge giver and Scooby was just reading it. "Yeah, let's just get the sandwiches after the whole leg."

"Of course." Scooby was just seeing that there was still a good chunk of the teams that were still in the competition and attempting to make their run notable.

"Alright, so who-" Emma said that, after Jude leapt over the finish with only half of a second to spare and celebrated hard. "-Xander, let's just do this again."

"I know, Emma and I'm sorry for that." Xander breathed deeply, as Jude and Jonesy were just pointing at the camp councillor with the glasses, but he did notice that it took two minutes and four seconds.

"Dude, you're improving and I like that! Keep on trying again." Jude told the two of them, finally catching his own breath, as Xander was just genuinely prepared to make it possible.

"Hah, you can't do it, because you just can't!" Jonesy badly explained, but this was enough for Xander to re-evaulate what he was doing, as he looked fired up.

Jonesy and Jude high-fived, as Emma realised that they just managed to confuse him and Bowser and Bowser Jr. were just a little stunned at how they weren't out of the race.

Emma and Xander were fired up, as they were up against a serious time-limit, but they were just ready to take it once again.

*The Mall Dudes' confessional*

Jonesy and Jude were just very confident about their strategies, as they were both sure that they did something, if only because the latter looked confident.

"Dude, you know that feeling you're seeing someone just keep on losing, because they're just not good enough to do ridiculous stuff on their first try? Yeah, I got that feeling, so we helped." Jude explained, being chill enough to have a big heart.

"I decided to help because I couldn't really do the thing otherwise. Also, for the record, I didn't really want to do that, but I did it anyways." Jonesy was just being strangely casual about it.

*Confessional cut*


"As a good majority of the teams is either working on the first challenge or the second challenge, the rest are having intense taxi rides to the mid-way Chill Zone!"

The teams were just heading their way across northern Calgary, as they were all riding taxis to ensure that they weren't caught out by the others in an attempt to keep their place in the game.

"Alright, Isabelle, so I just wanted to take some more pictures of Calgary, but we've got no time! So, what do we do?" Digby was just saddened by the team leaving so soon.

"I think that'll be no problem! Remember when I seperated from you?" Isabelle just wanted to remind her brother of her photography duties.

"Yeah...wait...oh, so that's what you did!" Digby was genuinely shocked by Isabelle's honest move, as she was just trying to turn on the camera. "I'm guessing you took a lot of pictures!"

"Um, it was definitely a lot." Isabelle nervously said, as the taxi driver was just still slightly shaken by the fact that two dogs were just having an normal conversation. "So, are you okay?"

"Just a question, are you both in costumes?" The driver asked, prompting Isabelle and Digby to nod for the sake for the guys' sanity, albeit with serious looks. "Eh, figures."

Isabelle and Digby were just ready to have an nice and relaxing taxi ride, as they were both just trying their hardest to ensure that they were having a good one, as some other taxis were actually working their way through some stupid traffic.

Sonic and Knuckles, in particular, were a little bit impatient, or rather Knuckles was actually really patient and Sonic was just having trouble dealing with that.

"Knuckles, we've gotta move at a faster pace!" Sonic complained, also trying to get the taxi driver to speed up to a certain level and Knuckles was just looking at him incredulously.

"He's just trying his hardest to keep within the speed limit and get to the airport in an timely manner?" Tails asked, still having the incredulous look on his face from Sonic trying to speed things up.

"No, I just want him to speed up." Sonic suggested, being strangely passive-aggressive about his speed issues, as the driver was just sighing. "He's not even going the speed limit."

"...He is definitely going the speed limit, Sonic and this isn't even that long of a journey." Tails explained to the somewhat impatient and energetic hedgehog, who just calmed down after that.

"I am sorry, my guy!" Sonic stated, genuinely happy to just have that as an mistake that was just shown on the TV, as the driver just nodded. "Er, thanks for the forgiveness."

Sonic, Tails, Isabelle and Digby were also joined by a speeding Pit and Dark Pit, who were just ready to enjoy their ridculous ride from a driver that was just going ten miles an hour over the limit.

"Yeah, take that, friendly guys!" Pit yelled, just being in the taxi that was just going faster than everybody else and Dark Pit just threw a middle finger up to the team behind them.

"Oh, come on." Falco was just sure that these two had no idea what they were doing, as him and Fox were just taking a bit of a ride. "I swear they're going to get caught speeding."

"I doubt it because there's bigger issues in the city than two angels speeding to the airport." Fox stated, thinking of what was just going down in Calgary's other suburbs.

"It's not like Calgary's super massive or anything, so I bet there's police on this avenue." Falco was just laying back in his right back seat. "And plus they're really annoying."

"I don't think you can get arrested for being annoying." Fox was just letting the driver stop at a red light, as these three teams were just lagging behind the true masters of the Ridonculous Race.

In Calgary's international airport, Don was actually there, as the real stop for the teams that have travelled to both challenges was actually a little bit of a distance away from the entrance and where the host was just ready to put on a speech.

"All of the teams are going to come here eventually, but right now, let's see who's going to have the biggest advantage!" Don commented, as the two angel rivals were finally at the location in question and they decided to use their feet. "Oh, it's not close at all."

All of a sudden, Sonic and Tails arrived at the location in question, as the speedy duo were just ready to overtake the heck out of the angels, but there was now some close racing.

"Oh, it is close! Who's going to be the first team to hit the mid-point Chill Zone and it's Pit and Dark Pit!" Don said, as one whole sentence, as the two teams arrived on the mat very quickly. "You got a great second place, Sonic & Tails! Also, read the tip!"

The two duos were just in a celebratory mood, as they were actually given their tips to a new location pretty soon, as they were just ready to take another leg on.

"We're going all of the way to Liverpool!" Tails shouted. "Did you know that it's a important trade port-"

"Look who arrived quickly." Digby complimented the two-tailed fox, as Fox and Falco were also arriving at the Chill Zone and got given the tip. "I think we're also going to Liverpool."

"Hey, does this mean that all four of us get to be on the first flight?" Falco asked, as the four teams were just waiting for answer, as Fox and Tails read the tip. "...Huh, I almost forgot."

"Yeah, I can't believe you four almost forgot, because you've snatched your tickets for the first four flights!" Don announced, making the four teams more determined than ever to do whatever they wanted to do in the race, as Sonic and Falco were locking eyes. "Good luck!"

A few other teams were also on the way to arriving at the airport, as they were either getting close to the end of the taxi ride or at the very least, they were getting to the airport through some special measures.

Ryo and Ken made up for it with some serious carpooling, as they did managed to get two deadly mercenaries in the same taxi as them and the driver wasn't exactly too pleased with the results.

"Awesome, so let's just get a picture together with the location turned off, because we wouldn't want to give our place away." Ken stated, making sure that Wolf and Leon felt welcome.

"Heheheh, sure, it's not as if we're on a reality show where the producers already know where we are." Wolf grumbled, as Ken was just ready to take a quick picture with the wolf mercenary.

"Thanks, captain obvious." Ken was just sure that people would have already noticed the obvious, as he didn't even take the picture yet.

"Well, thanks, but I don't really care for a picture." Wolf was just sharpening his clawed gloves pretty easily, as he was just keeping them sharp.

Wolf was just thinking of ways to ensure that the competition was snapped up, as Ken was just ready to take the picture with Leon, who was just getting his best side.

Ryu, meanwhile, was just focusing on his energy, as he had to get his way out of the care.

"Fifth goes to Ralf & Clark, sixth goes to Kim Kaphwan and Jhun Hoon!"

The two teams noticed that they were taking a little bit of a detour, as they were just seeing two teams hang out at the Chill Zone, as soon as they arrived.

"Alright, you move it, you ugly blonde!" Leon shouted, just kicking Ken to the side, albeit to the side that the airport was on. "Never mind, this won't matter that much."

Ryu and Wolf ran out at the exact same time, as the two teams were in the battle to see who was going to be seventh place and these two weren't letting up on the strategies.

"We're less weighed down!" Ryu stated, determined to take a better position with his friend, Ken,  being in the front.

"And we've got experience on our side, so-" Wolf might have realised that Ryu and Ken were still a short distance ahead, as they stepped on the Chill Zone.

"Ryu and Ken, you get seventh! Wolf and Leon, you're in eighth, which is still a good place!" Don announced, as the latter were just breaking a keychain with their hands and another team was also coming. "Roxas, Lea, you're in ninth."

Lea and Roxas celebrated, as they were just giving each other the hardest fist-bump that they could get, as they were definitely near the top of the leaderboard.

"So, Leon, what's up?" Roxas nervously asked, as he could see that the lizard was definitely doing something with his hands.

"It's none of your business!" Leon shouted, also revealing that he was just making a strange weapon of sorts with his hands, as it was just a sharp pizza cutter.

Roxas stepped back, as Leon was just looking at him with shame, as the two of them weren't scared of each other.

*Lea's confessional*

Lea crossed his arms, as he was just ready to be generous with his old weapons with a questioning look on his face.

"How does that lizard guy do it? I mean, it can cut pizza, but it had razor sharp edges and it was like a super small sawblade! If you ask me, I'd just give him some bad boys that I don't need anymore."

*Confessional cut*

"With nine teams down and sixty-five teams still in the race, which teams are going to take the other nine tickets for the first flight and which teams are going to be in for some trouble? Find out on The Ridonculous Race!" Don was just ready to finish this scene, especially considering that there was some intense drama going on behind him, complete with his teeth shining to a black screen.


To be continued in Part 4, where some more teams arrive at the mid-point Chill Zone to just get their good flights with some great choices on the way! In the next three part, there's always a moment for the middling teams to make it through without an issue!

Who else is going to come onto the first flight and join the best squad?

Who else is going to disrupt the competition by throwing in some good moves?

Whoever else is going to make to the airport on foot for no other reason than to show off?

Find out in Part 4, which is coming pretty soon!

Teams that are riding the first flight to Liverpool:

1st: Dark Pit & Pit - The Angel Rivals
2nd: Sonic & Tails - The Life-Long Friends
3rd: Isabelle & Digby - The Assistants
4th: Fox & Falco - The Space Pilots
5th: Ralf & Clark - The Mercenary Men
6th: Kim & Jhun - The Taekwondo Masters
7th: Ryu & Ken - The Sparring Rivals
8th: Wolf & Leon - The Flying Mercenaries
9th: Lea & Roxas - The Fighting Friends

 

Chapter Text

The Grand Ridonculous Race
Chapter 1: Everybody's In Calgary
Part 4: Throwing Hoops To The Finish!

With the first nine teams finished, the rest of the teams are finally on their way to finish these two challenges, as the competition becomes hotter and everyone gets their fair share of screen time this time around!

However, it's not going to be easy, as even the heavyweight winners are struggling to do a great performance out of the two challenges and the stepbrothers aren't doing too hot...at the moment!

Which teams will make their way to the Chill Zone to snatch the best tickets and who will be the first team to be on their way to the first of three later flights?

Find out in this part of the first chapter!


"Welcome back to the Ridonculous Race, where the only team that returns from the competition has just completed the first challenge and the others are definitely trying to annoy people!" Don noted, as the stepbrothers were just finally given the thumbs up from the couple that was just watching them do a decent rendition of the square dance.

Chet and Lorenzo were just laughing at the teams that were left behind, more notable that Nana and Popo somehow couldn't make it through, as they were worried and Rad and Enid were really close to making it through the dance.

"Can you make it through?" Chet asked, somehow being sarcastic and genuine at the same time, as the tone got a little confused.

"No way, we can't make it through!" Nana shouted, being a little bit high-strung after the third time that the two of them just slipped up out of stress. "Are you okay, Popo?"

"I don't know, 'cause I feel so bad for you." Popo was just a little bit shaken, but his smile was still there.

"I feel bad for you too!" Nana was just so sad, yet she didn't really shed a tear for her husband, as Enid was just ready to do the dance.

Rad and Enid were both pretty far behind, as there wasn't really a lot of the teams that originally came here to do some cool loving, especially with them being mocked.

"Oh, you want to bruise my ego!" Rad shouted, ready to make this one count, as he was just trying to talk the stepbrothers that were actually going out of the stadium.

"Hey, at least it worked!" Chet's ego was also bruised, albeit being quite a bit less than usual, as Lorenzo was actually running to go and get an taxi. "Alright, Lorenzo, I'm coming!"

The bodega workers were doing this challenge for the fifth time in a row, as they were just coming into the dance floor with an game face that would've just thrown anyone good at analysing faces off, as they were just ready to retrace the steps.

"Rad, just don't be...something." Enid badly explained, trying to get Rad to actuall co-operate and not let everyone see his already-visible muscles.

"Whatever you say!" Rad stated, still keeping his feet out of the way and himself being out of Enid's way, especially since the two of them were just doing surprisingly well. "I think we've got this."

The couple was just seeing the two bodega workers dance pretty smoothly, as they both were just shook by the weird co-ordination and Enid just managed to get the tip.

"Got it for you." Enid told Rad, who was just carrying her and ended up taking the tip along with Enid, who might have not been carried properly.

Enid just flopped into the ground of her own measures, as she was just got back up with some ease and Rad, along with a good chunk of the crowd, groaned at the quick pain that lasted until after Enid stood back up.

"Oooh, you okay?" Abigail asked, actually concerned for the ninja's situation. "Because you don't look oka-"

"I'm fine, Lorenzo." Enid answered, ready to get out of the arena with Rad actually in tow.

The two of them were finally out, as they were definitely somewhere in the middle of the leaderboard, since they did notice that they did take quite a while to complete it and the big guys were just ready to be in sync.

"Man, those two have got an attitude!" Hugo noted, trying to not chuckle at Abigail's failed taunt, as it didn't even put any dent into their worthiness.

"Shut up your non-stop mouth or something, because it's making us lose!" Abigail yelled, clearly not in the best mood to take a direct jab.

"Alright, I'm sorry!" Hugo mockingly said, as the two of them were just going at it with no reason to hold back. "Come on, it's going to be our turn next, so don't mess this up for the fourth time."

"You're acting like you didn't mess up yourself." Abigail just humbled himself enough that he could actually tolerate at the magenta pants-wearing wrestler. "Alright."

"Yeah...kinda got caught up." Hugo told him, as there was a few teams that would've liked to some say words, most notably Panda, who was just shaking his head at the exchange.

"It's weird how those two were just going, but I think they're going to do fine." Panda was just feeling pretty relaxed, as Ice Bear was just sweating over the heat that was just in the city.

*The Bears' confessional*

Panda was just really ready to get himself back into the game, considering how Ice Bear was just looking really focused on getting his own headspace into the game.

"Honestly, I don't really know how to dance like that, so I think you can help, because we're in the same team and I think that this time, everybody's going to be able to dance!" Panda proclaimed, pretty sure that he didn't really know how to say.

Ice Bear was just nodding his head, as he knew the moves.

"I think we can do it, if we don't mess up." Panda was still a little nervous from losing the challenge several times.

*Confessional cut*


However, the second challenge still contained a whole lot of issues with the teams, as Donkey and Diddy Kong were both working their way through the whole problem and Kings K. Rool and Dedede were also working their hardest to be a bit of a problem.

These two were just making the challenge go slower for everybody, as both of them had their issues and King Dedede was just not understanding.

"Uh, everybody's waiting on that one line." King Dedede tapping his own partner's caped shoulder, as people were waiting.

"You should've said that five minutes ago! They've got some their own non-American problems!" Soldier yelled, quite clearly getting the attention of the two monkeys.

"Where you have been, 'cause that's a every place that exists problem." King Dedede proclaimed with some issues, as there was just teams long overdue for the start.

"I don't think America has it, so it's not an American problem, so do you get it?" Soldier was also getting some special ire from the teams that were either waiting to do the challenge or just dumbfounded at the sheer inaccuracy.

"You're a dumb guy who can't see for some reason." King Dedede told him, as he was just letting K. Rool finally throw the hoop strongly and it quite literally make a smell dent in the barrel. "Oh my god, you didn't have to go so hard on it!"

"Come on, when did barrel lives matter?" King K. Rool proclaimed, as he was just waving his hands away from the line that was just ready to get their swing on, including a warrior duo was just ready to power on through. "Yeah, that's what I said!"

"That doesn't even make any sense!" Dedede argued, as he bumped into Gilgamesh, armoured completely, and just went away with the crocodile.

"You don't make sense either!" K. Rool shouted, as the two kings were just ready to get away from the monkeys, who weren't able to not get the hoop stuck in the ground.

"Hahahah, I do not know why they started fighting, but my fight to be the best all-around warrior has a good reason!" Gilgamesh was just getting into the role, to put it succinctly.

"Yeah, yeah, well, I know how to aim." Raz, despite being from a completely different age, did easily manage to get things how were a few millenia later. "Did you think I lost my touch?"

"Now, that is what I'd like to hear!" Gilgamesh approved of the animal's attitude to the chance in the game, as Raz threw the hoop over the barrel and onto the tree. "Don't worry, because I am ready to grab the thing!"

"Thanks, really could've used it last challenge." Raz did manage to put an sour spin on those words, as her partner was just grabbing the hoop and put it back for the next team.

"Is that a weapon, because I don't like it when I see sharp weapons." Joe was just keeping an watchful eye on the rabbit, who was just giving the same angry look back. "But my hands are tied for some reason!"

Raz was just getting relatively close to poking Joe in the eye, as Gligamesh was part of the last team to try the challenge again and Cleveland was just ready to do it for the third try.

"I can't believe this." Joe grumbled, as he was just ready to disarm the rabbit.

"I can't believe you're still in one piece." Raz was just throwing a smug comment back, quite literally making things more heated.

Panda and Ice Bear were both not in the best mood, as they were just ready to make some hoops meet up with the barrels, especially considering how low-key the challenge was, but they were also witnessing some dissing that was just going on.

"Ice Bear can see the heat." Ice could notice the dramatic moment that was just happening between the two teams, as Panda was just taking a picture.

"And it's over some total BS." Susie was just providing the backseat commentary, as her teammate failed to get the hoop onto the barrel with effective. "Kris, you can probably hoop those barrel like it's nothing, so why you acting like it's something?"

"I guess Krillin isn't used to throwing hoops." Yamcha noted with some accuracy, as Krillin threw the hoop like it was an disc and it ended up going nowhere in particular.

Raz was just angrily grumbling over the hoop, as Joe was just ready to make things really count for every one of his colleagues and the two contrasting moods.

*The Competitive Brothers' confessional*

Wario and Waluigi were both looking shocked at the state of the race in the second challenge, as they were there to see the drama.

"That was some good drama over there! Did you see what the rabbit was just doing to that police man? He got roasted and Waluigi knows how to cool a roasted guy down!" Waluigi proclaimed, as Wario was just looking at him with an awkward look.

"The last time you tried to cool someone down, Waluigi, they got fired up! Which was their fault, because you've got the best advice that you could only bring!" Wario was just remembring a pretty cool story.

"Oh, yeah! Waluigi's refined the skills since that time, it's going to be different." The purple-hatted man was just putting his left fist up at the camera.

*Confessional cut*

Waluigi was just ready to get his mood calming moves, as Raz was actually a little bit further ahead in the line than the charismatic dancer's big brother, who was just there.

"Hey, you've got the tools to make him pay actual money, so do it!" Waluigi shouted, making it work in his own favour.

"What the hell are you talking about, you stick man with stick hair!" Raz was actually raging at his point, throwing back the insult without caring a lot and Waluigi felt humiliated.

"Waluigi trying to help you and this is how you repay me? Damn, why?" Waluigi was just slouching back on the bleachers with some good safety features and Wario was just really regretful about this challenge.

"Hahaha, it's funny because it's true." Gilgamesh couldn't exactly get the context, but it ruined Waluigi's day.

"While Waluigi recovers from being insulted proudly with his brother now on the second challenge..."


"...More and more teams complete the said challenge, there's definitely a few that are being a little bit hotter on the journey to the airport!" Don announced, as the competitive duo of Alejandro and José were just making each other act like they were a little too immature to handle being a team.

"Al, what's your problem? I gave the taxi my best tip." José was just boasting, as if tipping in Canada was an rare occurence.

"My problem is that your attitude is a little bit too egotistical." Alejandro was just seeing the other cars get passed by the actual taxi driver.

"So, you're a soft boy now? You know what I mean." José kept himself relaxed, firing back in a very casual manner, as Alejandro was just sighing at the situation that he found himself in.

"Hold on, we do need to work together in order to crush everyone else, so what you're saying is a problem." Alejandro calmly explained, willing to give his brother the benefit of the doubt.

"I can't believe it, Al, so what you're saying is-"

The two brothers did notice that they managed to get rammed by two very different people, as one was just a black soldier with an eyepatch who was just looking at his rival with disdain and the other was white with an helmet that was just slightly too big for his head.

"Spain sucks, because you lost to America in the eagles, because we've got some good eagles and you don't have eagles! We've got the best." Soldier was just making sure that the two competitive brothers agreed with something. "How about that?"

Alejandro and José couldn't really discuss anything after that, as they just witness the power of lacking reasearch and an ego that was just very apparent.

"Can we eliminate them now? They're really annoying." José was just ready to lay down the potential factors. "One of them is not mentally well enough to be here, the other is more dangerous, because he's somewhat stable. Together, they're a threat of the questionable kind."

"They're both equally dangerous and plus we don't want to risk ourselves getting injured in many ways, as they've got weapons on them in this leg. Let's wait until the right time to strike." Alejandro was just sure that hitting those two here would just end up injuring our faces.

"That actually makes sense, which is pretty rare for you, hermano." José added that part just to make his brother be angrier, but it just made Alejandro more disappointed in him.

Either way, they weren't the only team that were out of the challenge that did surprisingly well, considering their issues completing the first challenge and they were hungry.

"Zoinks, Scoob. It's like this city has loads of places to eat, but I can't reach any of them!" Shaggy was definitely in the hungry mood, as Scooby was just looking towards his friend on the other side.

"Shaggy, we've been through worse and I think we're going to find somewhere to eat!" Scooby wasn't worried, just trying to get a friend back into the game.

"It's Canada, I think these guys sell pancakes all day!" Shaggy fired back, ready to snatch one at anyone's conveinence.

"Okay!" Scooby nervously said, making the taxi go a little bit faster, as the taxi driver was also a little bit impatient for something and Shaggy silently felt the relief that he needed.

There was all sorts of teams that were arriving on Don's carpet, as the host was just seeing some weird duos that were expected to do really well and for lack of a better word, he did like those teams.

"Tygra and Cheetara, you're in 11th place, which is pretty high up in this season." Don noted, despite the two of them not really understanding.

"That was a decent start. Let's just hope that-" Cheetara said, as Mario and Luigi were actually coming up to them with some cheerful smiles and a special secret. "And I'm guessing you're tenth."

"Yep, they were in tenth place!" Don told the two cats, as they were sure that they were just going to better themselves in the next round and Mario was just ready to give some food.

"And we took a quick shortcut that we didn't even know about!" Luigi exclaimed, as Tygra was just crossing his arms with some seriousness. "Yep, that's for real!"

"Calm down, I already believed you." Tygra was just giving a believing look, as the green plumber was just ready to high-five the tiger with his fight and he did just that.

Two more different and dangerous teams were really able to make their mark litterally, as there was a few boot prints coming from the two teams that were coming to the Don Box.

"Alejandro and José, you two have easily got twelveth place." Don saw the two of them just look at each other with some serious dissapointment. "Demoman and Soldier, you two have earned thirteenth, thanks to your heavy boots!"

"So what if my boots are American! They're more American than you!" Soldier proclaimed, pointing his right thumb to his chest and his boots, one after another, before walking away from the hosts. "Damn Canadians, always asking the dumb questions."

Don was just sure that the casting director had an really hard day on deciding some of the teams, but then a team which was easy to put in, despite their circumstances arrived.

"What's up, Don man?" Shaggy was just waving at the host that was just in front on the carpet that was standing on, as Scooby was just sniffing something important.

"Never mind, you're in 14th!" Don was actually pretty happy to see them, as Shaggy and Scooby were celebrating and ignoring what the words were and they were off to get a ticket on the first flight. "There's only four more pairs of seats on the first flight and the race is on to finish the challenge!"

Krillin and Kris, respectively, managed to do it pretty easily, as they just threw the hoops and it situationally landed in the right place, as their teammates were just more fired up than ever to do it and so did the other teams that were just up to completing the challenge.

"There's enough space for two!" Krillin noticed that there was a carpooling-style taxi outside that clearly space for two more teams.

"I can't pass up that stuff." Susie sighed in defeat, as she couldn't really wait for anything and Kris was already inside.

"Argh, I still can't finish this!" Raz managed to get her chance, but she still couldn't aim it right, as the hoop slid off the barrel.

The mountain climbers and the bodega workers arrived, despite leaving at pretty different tries and it was obvious that the best throwers of the two were just ready to do it, but Nana and Radicles were a little bit too close for comfort, as the hoop landed on one of the trees.

Wario even tried his hand at it, which may have ended up with the barrel getting another dent and the big muscled brother getting some hoop in his face.

Joe was the only one to succeed, mostly because he breathed in before managing to get the hoop onto the barrel with some nice moves, as Cleveland came up and did a low five.

"Donkey and Diddy Kong, you guys have landed in 15th!"

Donkey and Diddy were just giving their best looks towards each other, as they looked a little bit nervous, but were definitely smiling.

"K. Rool and Dedede, you guys are in 16th!"

K. Rool and Dedede weren't looking too confident in themselves, as they both had dissapointed looks.

"Rough Students, you're in 17th!"

Kris and Susie were clearly giving each other some playful punches, as they were just smiling at the surprisingly good results.

"Martial Artists, you're the last team on the first flight, nailing 18th place!"

Yamcha and Krillin were actually pretty shocked that they didn't do that well, but they were just happy to be the last team to have an advantage in the race, as they were feeling the relief of not being up against a lot of teams.

"With all of the seats on the first flight to the next location taken..."


"...the remaining 56 teams must fight it out to ensure that they're caught out in the next leg!"

There was actually several teams that were getting close to attempting the challenges that they, as they were more than a little stuck on these certain tasks with issues that may have came from the teams that were just lagging behind on the challenges.

However, there was still a lot of duos that aced the first challenge that didn't do so good on the first challenge and Kei was just sure that there wasn't really a perfect angle.

"The wind must be throwing off the angle of the hoop by an small amount, yet still an notable amount." Kei sighed, as he was just ready to get back in line once again. "Indeed, doing the same throw twice is a very foolish move!"

"Huh...must be the wind that just blew ya off!" Wario proclaimed, as though he might have something to do with it.

"That, I have easily deduced, so there's no need to mock me for it." Kei calmly replied, ready to just get things going in a very continuous way, checking the other throws.

"Hold on, what kind of time did we lose? Because that was just too much!" Jo shouted, ready to be fired up enough to make things count.

"No kidding...you didn't really help yourself there." Eva stated, ready to make her second throw count in the best way that she could, as Wario was also doing his second throw. "Hey, Wario, what kind of name you've got!"

"The name of a rotten hunter that finished before you!" Wario shouted, throwing the hoop like it was nothing and getting the hoop on a barrel.

"Great job, Raging Diva." Jo sarcastically said, not in the mood for a loss, as her partner was just more motivated to throw as hard as she could. "Anyways, don't let that fat guy win."

Eva threw it at the perfect angle, determined to make the hoop sit on the barrel, because of the angle, it managed to land directly on it with ease and she was just ready to run into the taxi with Jo being right behind.

"Wario's gonna get there before you!" Wario proclaimed, actually ready to throw some insults.

"Bring it on, fat muscles!" Jo taunted, coming back with an insult that was just as potent, as the two teams went into the same taxi, without any irony. "Alright, you two shouldn't be annoying or else you're getting something."

"We're ready for anything and these fists are for you manly mug!" Wario was making sure that Jo and Eva were intimidated by him and his brother with their fists.

"We're in a taxi, so we'd just get kicked out. Waluigi's gonna be on ya out of the taxi!" Waluigi pointed out the obvious, as the rest of the contestants were just looking at him like an idiot.

*The Competitive Brothers' confessional*

Wario and Waluigi were having the meanest smirks that they could have at the current moment, as they were actually here to do some hard taunting.

"Anyways, what's Waluigi going to do? I don't know, but I can gurantee you it's going to be an Waluigi original with my brother making it work!" Waluigi proclaimed, as Wario gave him a quick fist bump.

"Oh, yeah, because my brother's got some good plans sometimes and I know when he's got a good plan! Wario's gonna help ya!" Wario proclaimed, ready to back his brother up.

"Alright, it's the Wario Bros. time! We need something new, but we don't have the time!" Waluigi said, really happy to leave it at that.

*The Fitness Fanatics' confessional*

The two of them were just genuinely ready to ensure that they were able to make sure that everyone could hear their comeback factor.

"Oh, trust me, it's not going to be good for those two, especially the stick man who's trying to be the best that he can be, but can't!" Jo proclaimed, as she was just giving the best smile that she could. "I was wondering if they could do it."

"Don't get too cocky, they're definitely some pro cheaters and they actually look they do some exercise." Eva kept her ego in check with a stoic look.

"What kind? The eat a lot of things kind, because Wario's just huge and Waluigi's gonna hurt himself in some way." Jo was just sure that she had some more insults. "Seriously, Waluigi is literally a stick man."

"He needs to eat some more food and then he won't be hurting." Eva was just commenting on Waluigi's weight.

*Confessional cut*

"With all of that said, there's still a lot of teams that are finishing this leg in a pretty speedy way!" Don announced, as he was just plain sure that these teams were a little bit weird and that he was just seeing some fast duos.

Cleveland and Joe were the first ones to take on the second flight and as expected, it might have been some bad news.

"Family men, you're in 19th place, which means you're not on the first flight! You're definitely on the second flight, which is behind by fourty minutes." Don told the two of them, who were a little bit disappointed, but just kept on with it.

"Eh, it's probably not going to be that long, especially since some of the teams are kinda slow." Cleveland was just being relatively relaxed about the possible delay, as Joe was just crossing his arms with some attitude. "Oh, right, shouldn't be too bad."

"I've still got a reputation to uphold, so this result isn't good." Joe was just a little peeved about the lackluster placement.

"20th place!"

Jo was just giving some other team some bad looks with her smug smile and Eva didn't really have an expression.

"21st place!"

Wario and Waluigi were just receiving the mockery of the looks and they were both fired up.

Back at the lush green park, Raz was just noticed to be the next contestant to get things hooped, as she was just kicking an overconfident Radicles on the side for no other reason.

"Oh, what's wrong, can't handle the hoop?" Radicles fired one back, just trying to get the rabbit to mess it up and gaining some ire from a few contestants.

"Ya done for after I handle this thing!" Raz aggressively threw the hoop like it was nothing and she saw it hit on the barrel and Radicles was just a little bit strong to really feel the scratch. "So you can do that!"

"Are we done with this strange challenge? I can't wait to see what other challenges lie ahead!" Gilgamesh was just genuinely excited for the potential battles that were ahead of him, despite not really having a battle of his own.

"Trust me, I'd rather fight ya than do all of that junk." Raz didn't really like the potential challenges, as Radicles was just ready to prepare his throw and he just did managed to get the hoop onto the barrel. "Can't you just go back to your world or something!"

"Nope, not happening when we're on this show. Also, you're definitely getting me some bad guy vibes." Radicles was just keeping his lips loose, as Enid was just facepalming at the circumstances.

Gilgamesh was just taking one good look at Enid and Raz just wanted to get out of the awkward situation, as there was potentially a fight brewing.

"Aw, man, who's gonna fight?" Chet asked without really thinking about his own consequences and Panda was just trying to cross his arms towards the somewhat psychotic rabbit. "But-"

"I don't want to get eliminated on the non-elimination round!" Panda's worriedly whispered it to Chet, who couldn't really care all that much about the consequences.

"What, you're scared of that rabbit?" Chet mockingly said, as Panda was just a little mad that the 19-year old didn't really take it seriously.

Nana and Popo were just making quick work of this challenge, as the former did the challenge in the latter's place and aced it easily.

"22nd place!"

Raz was just not looking the worse for wear, as Gilgamesh was just a little more entertained by the apparent battle that the host knew probably took place.

"23rd place-how did you guys fight each other?"

Rad was just shrugging off his own issues, as Raz was just giving him the glare that put all of the blame onto the green alien, as the two were joined by an confused Enid.

"Okay, that makes a lot of sense! Mountain climbers, you're in 24th!"

Nana and Popo were just giving each other some really uneasy looks, as Enid was just really unsure of what to do at this point, judging by her sweaty forehead.

"Seriously, are they okay?" Nana asked, trying to get Enid to answer, but the ninja was listening to music.

"Yeah." Enid was just shooing the two of them off, as she was just putting off the headphones and Nana genuinely had an scared look. "Everyone's good!"

"Bears, you're in 25th!"

Panda and Ice Bear were just giving each other a quick high-five, as they were happy to leave it at that, as they were just seeing some questionable stuff go down.

"If it's any consolation, you're in an airport!"

The two of them nodded, as Panda was just a little shaky over not being able to post.

"I can't post anything and it makes so much sense!" Panda was just checking all of the photos of his favourite bro back in his home town, as he was worrying. "So what do I do?"

"Ice Bear chills out." Ice Bear told the black and white panda, who was just trying to do that at the moment.

"With all of that said, there's still more duos attempt to make their way to the Chill Zone at a pretty breakneck pace with their tips in their hand, determination in their hearts and talking about life!"

"You think that we're lagging behind? No way, I thought that we were doing good!" Gordeau was just using the sarcasm to mask the fact that he knew that he sucked in the race so far. "So you've got a way to catch up?"

"Who even knows, but-" Shawn was definitely trying to give some contributions, but he was quickly cut-off.

"At this point, we'd be at a pretty serious disadvantage, even though we're definitely in the upper half of the leaderboard. The next leg would be a great one to make that comeback and together, us two strong teams can work together."

"Thanks for the seats, but why are we here?" Shawn was just a little suspicious of the two very fashionable fighters, as Jasmine was just eye-ing him. "I mean, I'm definitely listening."

"Come on, you're definitely not listening." Gordeau was just giving his usual calm smile to Shawn, who was just thrown off by the charismatic bartender.

"...Yeah, you've got me." Shawn said, confident in his ability to tell this truth, as Kei was just taking a look at the shaggy-haired survivalist.

"Anyways, whatever you're offering, I can't really accept, especially since you two don't exactly look super trustworthy." Jasmine explained, a little worried by Kei's specific vibes. "Especially since you've never talked to us before!"

"To be fair, we would end up talking at some point, especially since we are scheduled to be on the same flight." Kei was just re-aligning his glasses with his fingers, as the shirt-wearing teen was just writing something.

"I guess that makes sense-" Jasmine was just giving a half-smile, as the talk between the two teams were suddenly interruped by an horn coming from the taxi with the stepbrothers. "Come on!"

"Yeah, we're coming on!" Chet shouted, as the taxi was just going slightly faster than the speed limit but by an small amount. "Anyways, we're going to get beat ya there!"

"Alrighty, then." Gordeau shrugged, as Jasmine also waved off. "See ya!"

"See you at the finish line!" Lorenzo joined in the mockery, as the two stepbrothers were just having a little bit of fun making fun of some of more ridiculously team. "Anyways, we're good to be on time at the airport!"

Chet and Lorenzo, unsurprisingly, were the first team out of the three to reach the airport and they were just excited to be at the airport and Don had to tell them some news.

"Stepbrothers, you're in 26th, which isn't that bad, but not exactly good." Don told them, making them feel a little bit sadder than usual, but they were still beaming with good attitudes.

Shawn, Jasmine, Gordeau and Kei were all leaving their slightly slower taxi and they made a good run for it, as it was actually pretty close, as Shawn and Kei were roughly in the same place.

Shawn's footwear was good for a lot of things, as they were sneakers, but the young bleached hair strategist had better technique.

"And who's going to be first?"

Gordeau's simple strides were just a lot longer, as Jasmine couldn't really keep up with him and Shawn could actually catch up to his girlfriend, but Kei suddenly made up the speed and as it turned out, it was a little bit predictable.

"Oh, it's just Gordeau and Kei! You two are in 27th place, Shawn and Jasmine, you're in 28th!"

Shawn and Jasmine were a little bit relieved to be done with this leg, as they were feeling a little bit disappointed at each other's lackluster performance.

"Come on, we could've done a lot better." Shawn was just a little worried over the fact that he wasn't really able to do his best.

"But that doesn't really matter here and now." Jasmine was just hugging her boyfriend, as the two really wanted to give each other some relief. "You know, we've still got a lot more places to reach until we can really feel disappointed."

"That doesn't mean that we can't have done better, just that it doesn't really matter now. Anyways, let's think of a plan!" Shawn was just making sure that he remembered to do some good things.

"Come on, we've already got one!" Jasmine said in a pretty jokey tone, as they were walking away from the camera.

"There's still a lot more teams that haven't been in the spotlight that are competiting out there and some of them are really stuck on the first challenge, so the Ridonculous Race will be back after the break for those guys!"


To be continued in Part 5, where a lot of progress is being made with the teams, as there's still a lot of teams that are on their way to the bottom two flights and they're going to make their choices count!

The duos that were riding on the first flight:

1st: Dark Pit & Pit - The Angel Rivals
2nd: Sonic & Tails - The Life-Long Friends
3rd: Isabelle & Digby - The Assistants
4th: Fox & Falco - The Space Pilots
5th: Ralf & Clark - The Mercenary Men
6th: Kim & Jhun - The Taekwondo Masters
7th: Ryu & Ken - The Sparring Rivals
8th: Wolf & Leon - The Flying Mercenaries
9th: Lea & Roxas - The Fighting Friends

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10th: Mario & Luigi - The Heroic Plumbers
11st: Tygra & Cheetara - The Tigers
12nd: Alejandro & Jose - The Feuding Brothers
13rd: Demoman & Soldier - The Weapons Experts
14th: Shaggy & Scooby - The Foodie Detectives
15th: Donkey Kong & Diddy Kong - The Monkeys
16th: K. Rool and Dedede - The Cocky Kings
17th: Yamcha & Krillin - The Martial Artists
18th: Kris & Susie - The Rough Students

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Teams on the second flight:

19th: Cleveland and Joe - The Family Men
20th: Jo and Eva - The Fitness Fanatics
21st: Wario and Waluigi - The Competitive Brothers
22nd: Raz and Gilgamesh - The Weapon Masters
23rd: Radicles and Enid - The Bodega Workers
24th: Nana and Popo - The Mountain Climbers
25th: Panda and Ice Bears - The Bears
26th: Chet and Lorenzo - The Stepbrothers
27th: Gordeau and Kei - The Calm Fighters
28th: Shawn and Jasmine - The Survivalists

The rest of the teams will be arriving soon in the final two parts of this chapter, as there's a lot of them to go through and the lagging teams will get a good spotlight on them!

By the way, I have a special announcement for one of my "new" stories!

New Super Ridonculous Race is an remake of the original Super Ridonculous Race, which now has 10,000 or so views and this time, it will contain 80 teams from the original, some of which have changed and 30 new teams, making for a total of 110 duos! It will start to be published in May or June, so be paitent!

Anyways, be on the lookout for Part 5, which will definitely come out before that remake!