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[fucking heathens]

 

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night night bitch

> having fun 😏

 

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tired

> shut the fuck up

 

snoot shoot

> wait what is kayama talking about

 

night night bitch

> 😏😏😏😏

 

tired

> SHUT UP NEMURI

 

I AM HERE

> wait what’s happening

 

tired

> kayama you are about six seconds from getting your ass kicked

> shut the fuck up

 

super sonic racing

> any particular reason why we are texting in the gc when we’re right next to each other?

> @ tired @ night night bitch

 

tired

> no

 

night night bitch

> yes

 

tired

> ka y a MA

 

night night bitch

> god i love my life

 

tired

> how bout i rucking end it

 

snoot shoot

> rucking

 

daft punk

> rucking

 

Bloody Hell

> rucking

 

blocks

> rucking

 

big time rush

> rucking

 

doggy style

> rucking

 

super sonic racing

> rucking

 

tired

> every single one of you in this goddamn group chat can suck my fucking ass

 

 

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snoot shoot

> so we’re just not going to answer what the fuck just happened?

 

daft punk

> guess the fuck not

 

Daddy DJ

> wait what

 

tired

> if you say one fucking word kayama i will personally end your life

 

snoot shoot

> what the fuck did you do kayama

 

night night bitch

> 😏

 

tired

> kaYAMA I SWEAR TO GOD


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night night bitch

> why won’t you just tell him

 

tired

> because!

 

night night bitch

> because?

 

tired

> i don’t know.

> just.

> fuck.

 

night night bitch

> do it or i’ll do it for you


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snoot shoot

> i can’t believe kayamas fuckin dead

 

tired

> i need a fucking nap

 

Daddy DJ

> i’m still confused

 

tired

> ITS NOTHING

 

Daddy DJ

> okay..?

 

night night bitch

> 😏

 

tired

> SHUT UP DAMN YOU

 

night night bitch

> 😏😏😏😏

 

tired

>

 

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Daddy DJ

>

 

Bloody Hell

>

 

snoot shoot

>

> damn i can’t believe aizawa’s fuckin dead

 

 

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night night bitch

> get the fuck back in here

 

tired

> fuck you

> i can see you fucking typing

> don’t you fucking dare i swear to god kayama

> i’ll fucking tell her

 

night night bitch

> bitch i hope the fuck you do

> you’ll be a dead son of a bitch i’ll tell you that

 

tired

> fucking

> tempt me

 

night night bitch

> fine

 

Daddy DJ

> shoutaaaaaaa

 

night night bitch

> 😏

 

tired

> i’m about to hit send kayama

 

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tired

> that’s what i goddamn thought

 

snoot shoot

> and suddenly i’m more terrified of aizawa

 

tired

> 😏

> but yes hizashi?

 

Daddy DJ

> i miss youuuuu

> let’s go get food

 

tired

> kayama

> i can see you typing

 

night night bitch

> damn

 

tired

> and sure

> ramen?

 

Daddy DJ

> sure!!!

> pick you up in 20?

 

tired

> sure

 

Daddy DJ

> YAY


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night night bitch

> 😏

 

tired

> i really hate you

 

night night bitch

> no you don’t

 

tired

> i hate that you’re right


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buzztanut

> holy shit i didn’t know teachers had their own group chat what the fuck

 

second rate spiderman

> yup yup my dude

 

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Iida Tenya

> Excuse me, but it is way late! Everyone should head to bed! We have school in the morning!

 

buzztanut

> c’mon iida it’s only 11

 

Iida Tenya

> Absolutely not! Bed!

 

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tired

> i agree with iida

> go the fuck to sleep you gremlins

 

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Alien Queen

> damn teach

> the fuck

 

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smallmight

> iida is right! we should be well rested for

tmrw!

 

tired

> i don’t think i’ve ever said this in my entire life but

> listen to the problem child

 

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explodokills

> GO TO SLEEP YOU FUCKS

 

buzztanut

> well damn

 

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tired

> @night night bitch

>use your quirk on these little gremlins

 

night night bitch

> why the fuck would i do that

 

tired

> because they won’t go the fuck to sleep

> why else

 

buzztanut

> what the fuck

 

Alien Queen

> what the fuck

> oh hey

> ayeeeee

 

buzztanut

> ayeeee

 

night night bitch

> you of all people are asking for help?

 

tired

> the fuck is that supposed to mean

 

night night bitch

> you can literally just threaten them with explusion

 

tired

> oh yeah

>

> too lazy use your quirk

 

night night bitch

>

 

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tired

> damn

> anywho

> go to sleep or i’m expelling every kid i see not asleep

> and trust me

> i’ll know

 

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buzztanut

> he sure is scary

 

Alien Queen

> ^^

 

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tired

> what the fuck did i just say

 

Alien Queen

> YIKES

 

buzztanut

> YIKES

 

explodokills

> dumbasses

 

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Daddy DJ

> someone lay my ass to rest

> in a fuckin coffin

 

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snoot shoot

> why

 

Daddy DJ

> because i really do not wanna teach these kids today

 

tired

> how the fuck do you think i feel on a daily

>

> oh great

> they’re on their phones

 

Daddy DJ

> ⚰️

 

night night bitch

> mood

 

tired

> hold up



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buzztanut

> why does aizawa look like he wants to kill us

 

second rate spiderman

> probably because he does

 

buzztanut

> that’s fair

 

Alien Queen

> guys he looks pissed

> maybe we should get off our phones

 

smallmight

> please! we shouldn’t be texting in class

 

buzztanut

> he’s on his phone!

 

second rate spiderman

> kamis right

> he is

 

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tired

> you would be correct on that

> but i’m a fucking teacher

> and a pro hero

> you lot on the other hand

> are not

> pay the fuck attention

> next person i see on your phone i’m expelling them

 

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Alien Queen

>

> i’m getting off

 

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smallmight

> me too, bye guys

 

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icyhot

> oh fuck i’m logged in

 

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second rate spiderman

> sorry kami

> i like staying here

 

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buzztanut

> fuck

 

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tired

> i hate my class

 

Daddy DJ

> i hate you

 

night night bitch

>

 

snoot shoot

>

 

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blocks

> he-

>

 

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nezu

> hello! i have an announc-

>

 

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doggy style

> i

>

 

daft punk

>

 

I AM HERE

>

 

Bloody Hell

>

 

tired

>

 

Daddy DJ

> oh! what was the announcement?

 

nezu

>

 

night night bitch

>

 

snoot shoot

>

 

tired

>

 

night night bitch

> yamada hizashi

> @Daddy DJ

 

Daddy DJ

> huh?

> what?

 

night night bitch

> the fuck do you mean what

 

Daddy DJ

> what’d I do?

 

snoot shoot

> sent screenshot

 

Daddy DJ

>

> oh

> that was a joke

> did you guys take it seriously?

 

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Daddy DJ

>

 

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night night bitch

> why is yamada an actual dumbass

 

snoot shoot

> because if he wasn’t he wouldn’t be yamada

 

night night bitch

> that’s fair

 

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nezu

> i’m just

> don’t worry about the announcement

> i have to go think now

 

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I AM HERE

> what just happened

 

night night bitch

> yagi

> we don’t know

 

I AM HERE

> that’s fair

 

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snoot shoot

> well

> guess i better go too

 

night night bitch

> same

 

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night night bitch

> well shit

> bye to you too asshole

 

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blocks

> wait why the fuck am i still logged in

 

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night night bitch

> are you guys good now

 

tired

>

 

Daddy DJ

> i

> i’m not sure what you’re tqlking about

 

night night bitch

> 🤔

 

snoot shoot

> what the fuck did y’all do

 

doggy style

> fuck

 

snoot shoot

>

 

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snoot shoot

> !!!!!

> the fuck does that mean

 

doggy style

> that they fucked

> the hell else is it supposed to mean

 

Daddy DJ

> we didn’t fuck!

> shut up

 

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night night bitch

> what the fuck happened

 

Daddy DJ

> nothing!

> we just talked

 

night night bitch

> about?

 

Daddy DJ

> I’m leaving

> i’ll tell you later nem

 

night night bitch

> you better



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buzztanut

> does anyone know the answer to six

 

explodokills

> no

 

buzztanut

> bakubro :(

 

knuckles

> it’s 26

> @buzztanut

 

buzztanut

> thank uuuu

 

explodokills

> SHITTY HAIR

> DONT GIVE THE DUMBASS ANSWERS

 

buzztanut

> :(

> bakubro

 

explodokills

> i’m leaving

 

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buzztanut

> damn

 

knuckles

> same!

> sorry kami!

 

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buzztanut

> damn

 

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Daddy DJ

> hey

> you okay?

 

tired

> yeah

 

Daddy DJ

> can we talk?

 

tired

> sure

 

Daddy DJ

> I’m calling

 

tired

> answering



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night night bitch

> @Daddy DJ

> get your fucking ass in here

 

snoot shoot

> damn

> what’d he do

 

night night bitch

> fucking hid my lunch and won’t tell me where it is

 

snoot shoot

> damn

 

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Daddy DJ

> I didn’t do shit

 

tired

> he’s lying

 

Daddy DJ

> shoutaaaa :(

 

tired

> stop being a drama queen

 

Daddy DJ

> ;-;

 

tired

> it’s underneath my desk

 

night night bitch

> thank

> yamada watch your back

 

Daddy DJ

> !!!

 

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snoot shoot

> y’all are wild

 

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I AM HERE

> why did yamada come seek refuge behind me

 

snoot shoot

> scroll up

 

I AM HERE

> understandable

> have a nice day

 

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snoot shoot

> wow i can’t believe yamada’s fuckin dead

 

tired

> you sure love saying that

 

snoot shoot

>true

> SHIT I HAVE A CLASS

 

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tired

> dumbass

 

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Daddy DJ

> hey babe do you know where i put my white shirt

>

> FUCK WRONG CHAT

 

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Daddy DJ

> HOW THE FUCK DO YOU DELETE MESSAGES

 

tired

> what did you do

 

Daddy DJ

>

> sent screenshot

 

tired

> dammit yamada

> i don’t know how to delete messages ask kayama

 

Daddy DJ

> she’ll ask why and I’ll have to tell her and then she’ll never leave me alone

 

tired

> give me a minute

 

Daddy DJ

> ;-;

> i’m sowwy bby

 

tired

> give me a second you drama queen

 

Daddy DJ

> ;-;



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tired

> does anyone know how to delete messages

 

smallmight

> you press and hold down on the messages until other options pop up and then click the trashcan

 

tired

> thanks problem child

 

smallmight

> welcome!

 

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tired

> sent screenshot

 

Daddy DJ

> oh thank the heavens

> thank u babe ur a lifesaver

 

tired

> look before you type first dumbass

> but you’re welcome



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Daddy DJ

> GOOD

> NO ONE HS SEEN

 

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night night bitch

> the fuck is up bitches

>

> yamada what the fuck did you delete

 

Daddy DJ

> absolutely goddamn nothing

>

> neMUR

> NEMURI STOP

> I DIDNT DO SHIT

> JDJDJDJEJDJ

> durjei374739.!:!Jdjdj

 

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snoot shoot

> howdy

>

> i can’t believe yamada is fuckin’ dead



Daddy DJ

> IM BACK

> I got away

 

snoot shoot

> what’d you do this time

 

Daddy DJ

> nothing!

 

night night bitch

> 👀

 

Daddy DJ

> shut the fuck up nemuri



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tired

> by the way

> your shirts on the couch

 

Daddy DJ

> THANK

> love you babe

 

tired

> mhm



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tired

> you can tell them you know

 

night night bitch

> 👀👀👀

 

snoot shoot

> tell us what



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Daddy DJ

> are you sure?

 

tired

> sure yeah

 

Daddy DJ

> shouta

 

tired

> what

 

Daddy DJ

> I love you

 

tired

>

>

>

 

Daddy DJ

>

> :) ❤️



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Daddy DJ

> i’m dating shouta

 

night night bitch

> I FUCKING KNEW IT

> FUCKING CALLED IT

 

snoot shoot

> damn

>

> waiT KAN AND RYO OWE ME 2000 YEN

 

night night bitch

>

> OH WAIT SAME

> BOTH OF THEM

> EACH

 

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blocks

> what happened

 

snoot shoot

> yamada and aizawa are fucking

 

blocks

> yo ryo and kan owe me 2000 yen

 

night night bitch

> teNSEI BET TOO SHIT

> @super sonic racing

> come the fuck here

 

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super sonic racing

> what

 

night night bitch

> they fuckin

 

super sonic racing

> who?

>

> oh

> oH SHIT

> YO NISHIYA AND TAKEYAMA OWE ME 3000 YEN

> TAKE THAT HOES

> @groot in spandex @mt. ass

 

Daddy DJ

> YOU GUYS BET ON US???

 

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mt. ass

> what

 

groot in spandex

> ^^

 

night night bitch

> maybe

 

blocks

> maybe

 

super sonic racing

> THEY FUCKIN

> PAY UP

>

> maybe

 

snoot shoot

> maybe

> @Bloody Hell @doggy style

 

groot in spandex

> SHIT

 

mt. ass

> fuck

 

tired

> i would be mad but

> more pressing matters first

> @night night bitch

> 😏

 

night night bitch

> what?

>

>

> bitch i hope the fuck you do

> you’ll be a dead son of a bitch i’ll tell you that

 

tired

> 😏😏

 

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Bloody Hell

> what u want

 

snoot shoot

> they fuckin so pay up

 

Bloody Hell

> dammit

 

doggy style

> are you serious

> fucking goddammit

> i have to dip to an atm now

> talk later

 

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Bloody Hell

> dammit

> well come get it bitch

 

snoot shoot

> trust me

> i am so on my way

> you comin? @night night bitch

 

night night bitch

> hell yeah

> i want my money

 

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mt. ass

> i have to go take this shit out the bank

 

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groot in spandex

> ^^

 

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Daddy DJ

> are we just

> not gunna talk about that

> or

 

tired

> eh

 

super sonic racing

> who knows but i need to get my money now bye

 

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blocks

> ^^

 

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Daddy DJ

> I hate our friends

 

tired

> been hated them but okay

 

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Daddy DJ

> shoutaaaa

> goddammit

 

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night night bitch

> currently 4000 yen richer

 

snoot shoot

> ^^^

> dumbasses

 

Daddy DJ

> what exactly did you bet

 

night night bitch

> when you’d get together

> snipe and i said at least by the end of the month

> kan and ryo said it would take even longer

 

Bloody Hell

> i thought they would be too stubborn

> fuck man

> i lost 8000 yen man

 

doggy style

> ^^

> too much money bro

 

night night bitch

> nishiya and takeyama bet tensei fucking 3000 yen

> at least you weren’t too stupid

 

doggy style

> that’s true

 

Daddy DJ

> damn

> shouta isn’t here and i’m sad

 

night night bitch

> 👀

 

Daddy DJ

> shut up

> but he’s on patrol

> and my show got cancelled for tonight

> he’s currently been gone 3 hours

> he won’t be home until 5

> that’s three more hours

 

snoot shoot

> that’s oddly cute

 

doggy style

> ^^

 

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Daddy DJ

> !!

 

tired

> you’re such a drama queen

 

Daddy DJ

> :(

 

tired

> stop, i’ll be home soon enough

 

Daddy DJ

>

 

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snoot shoot

> what the fuck

 

night night bitch

> what the fuck

>

> aye

 

snoot shoot

> aye

 

tired

>

> dammit

 

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tired

> hizashi

> answer me

> please

 

Daddy DJ

> what

 

tired

> what’s wrong?

 

Daddy DJ

> nothing

 

tired

> Hizashi

 

Daddy DJ

> nothing shouta.

> just drop it

 

tired

> i’m not dropping it

> tell me what’s wrong

 

Daddy DJ

>

>

>

> shouta

 

tired

> what?

 

Daddy DJ

> i love you

> i do

> and i know you’re not an emotional person

> but you could at least act like

> like you do actually like me and want to be with me

> maybe you don’t love me just yet

> or maybe you di

> i don’t know

> i can’t tell

> shouta i miss you

> i love you

> and i just want you to act like you love me too

 

tired

>

>

> zashi

> i’m sorry

> i do love you

> and i miss you too

> i’m on my way home

 

Daddy DJ

> waitbut

> your patrol

 

tired

> i’m done

> don’t worry

 

Daddy DJ

>

> please hurry home

 

tired

> i’m coming zashi

> don’t worry



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night night bitch

> and then he fucking screeched from the goddamn rooftop

> acting like he doesn’t have any common sense

> “I LOVE FUCKING CHICKENS”

> and i’m still convinced to this day

> that yamada had something to do with it

 

snoot shoot

> that was a whole ride start to finish

 

Bloody Hell

> what the fuck

> i wish i had been there for that

 

doggy style

> ^^

> that was some shit

 

Daddy DJ

> ARE YOU

> ARE YOU TALKING ANOUT WHEN TENSEI SCREAMED FROM THE TOP OF THE SCHOOL

 

night night bitch

> Y ES

> I STILL CANT BREATHE

 

Daddy DJ

> THAT SHIT WAS FUNNY

> he fucking lost a bet

> i forgot what the fucking bet even was

> but i do know i remember coming up with that shit

 

night night bitch

> i fucking knew it

 

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tired

> hizashi

 

Daddy DJ

> yeah?

 

tired

> okay so you are in here

> i’m at the door

> i’m coming in

 

Daddy DJ

> BABYYY

 

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night night bitch

> damn

> need me a bitch

 

tired

> 👀😏

 

night night bitch

> fUCK I FORGOT U WERE STILL HERE

 

tired

> 😏😏😏

> well, i have to go now

> hizashi wants all of my attention and i fully plan on giving it to him

> not like that

> i’m too fucking tired

> kayama

 

night night bitch

> i didn’t say anything

 

tired

> you were thinking about it

 

night night bitch

> that’s fair

> goodnight

 

Bloody Hell

> that’s funny

> wait what was he talking about

 

tired

> night

 

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night night bitch

> nothing

> shut up kan

> you already lost 8000 yen

> don’t lose anymore

 

Bloody Hell

> !

 

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doggy style

> lmao

> he tried it

 

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snoot shoot

> damn it’s late

> i should head to bed as well

> goodnight miss midnight

 

night night bitch

> so formal

> goodnight snipe

 

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night night bitch

> has anyone heard from yamada

> he hasn’t texted me back and i barely see him in the staff room

 

tired

> ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

night night bitch

> don’t you two live together

 

tired

> i mean

> technically no

> but i stay at his place a lot

 

night night bitch

> well when was the last time you were over there

 

tired

> uh

> two weeks ago?

 

night night bitch

> when do you usually go over

 

tired

> i’m usually there everyday

> especially the weekends

> but sometimes i’m only there three days a week not counting the weekends

 

night night bitch

> and you haven’t been

> in two weeks

 

tired

> pretty much

 

night night bitch

> have you tried to talk to him?

 

tired

> yeah

> i’ve texted him a few times

> but he either a) doesn’t respond back or b) responds back but like hours later

> and i mean hours later

> the most i’ve gotten out of him in one day the past two weeks is about 4 responses

 

night night bitch

>

> holy fuck are you serious

> you’re talking about yamada

> yamada who texts back in like .2 seconds

> who is always blowing our phones up so i can only imagine what he does to yours

> that yamada?

 

tired

>

>

> yeah

 

Bloody Hell

> damn aizawa

> did you do something?

 

tired

> i

> i don’t know

 

snoot shoot

> he doesn’t look good

 

doggy style

> ?

 

snoot shoot

> yamada

> i’ve barely seen him in the past two weeks but the times i have

> he looks like he hasn’t slept in days

 

tired

>

>

 

night night bitch

> what the hell has he been doing

 

Bloody Hell

> he does have three jobs y’know

 

night night bitch

> i forgot about that

> but he’s usually good about balancing them

 

snoot shoot

> i agree

> i’ve never seen him looked this stressed

 

tired

>

> i

 

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night night bitch

> he gunna go get his mans?

 

snoot shoot

> ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

doggy style

> hopefully he can get yamada to actually sleep

 

snoot shoot

> ^^

 

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tired

> hizashi

> i’m going to need you to answer me

 

Daddy DJ

> i’m busy i can’t

 

tired

> you’ve been busy for the past two weeks

 

Daddy DJ

> i know i just

> i can’t

> i have to go

 

tired

> hizashi no

> c’mon

>

> hizashi

> goddammit


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tired

> sent screenshot

 

night night bitch

> damn

 

tired

> i don’t know what to do

 

night night bitch

> call him and cry

 

tired

>

> why

 

night night bitch

> guilt trip

 

tired

> i don’t want to guilt trip him

 

night night bitch

> then just call him

 

tired

>

> hold up

 

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tired

> i’m going to call you

> and you better pick up

 

 

“Hizashi.”

 

“..what?”

 

“What do you mean, what? Hizashi, it’s been two weeks since I’ve been over to your place. I don’t see you at all at school, and Snipe tells me the rare times he does see you, you look like you haven’t slept in days. Hizashi, what is going on?”

 

“I’m..busy.”

 

“Bullshit.”

 

“I am! I’m sorry, Shota, I really am, but I’m telling the truth. I’ve gotten a lot of missions from my agency and plus I’ve been planning an event for the station and I still have a job throughout the day that has work that needs to be graded and I just. I’m sorry I haven’t seen you in so long, I really am.”

 

“I don’t really care about that as much as I care about your wellbeing. I thought I was the one with sleeping problems, Zashi.”

 

A chuckle, short lived. “I know, I know. I just haven’t had the time to get more than 3 hours of sleep. Man, I don’t even have the time to put my hair up, just enough to through it in a loose bun.”

 

“I’m worried about you.”

 

“I know. I’m sorry, Shota.”

 

A shaky breath, one that hides tears. “I miss you. It’s so stupid, but I’ve become so dependent on you to be able to sleep and I just. I don’t know.”

 

A pause. “Baby.”

 

No answer. “I never said you couldn’t come over. Or actually. What is it that helps you sleep?”

 

“You. Your smell, your warmth, your..just everything.”

 

A pause and a soft swallow. “I think my work is tapering off..but I know that I still won’t be sleeping that much. How about you come over at night and you can sleep in my bed, and I’ll even have a nice big hoodie laid out for you. I’ll spray it with my cologne.”

 

A pause, and then a voice crack. “Please.”

 

“Come here, baby. God I miss you so much.”

 

A sniff. “Okay..”

 

“Don’t cry, baby. Just come here, come here and I’ll hold you. I’m sorry I’ve been gone.”

 

“I..”

 

“Please. I need you.”

 

“I’m coming.”

 

 

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night night bitch

> so i asked nezu if it was still illegal to put the kids to sleep using my quirk

> and he asked for what purpose

> so i said

> while looking him dead in the face

> “because i’m fucking tired of them”

 

snoot shoot

> mood

 

Bloody Hell

> i asked if i could use my quirk to stick them to the wall just because

> and he said

> and i quote

> “what quirk?”

 

snoot shoot

> damn

> nezu don’t give a fuck

 

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nezu

> it’s not illegal if you don’t get caught

 

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doggy style

> sometimes I forget about his sadistic side

 

snoot shoot

> ^^

 

night night bitch

> oh!

> shouta you’re back

 

tired

> at what fuckin cost tho

 

snoot shoot

> mood

 

night night bitch

> what happened with yamada?

 

tired

> was everyone talking about me?

> that was yamada

 

night night bitch

> yes you absolute dumbass

 

tired

> i’m sorry!!

> i was busyyyhdud

> every time he types he takes his hands off me to do so and i don’t like that

 

night night bitch

> need me a man like yamada

 

tired

> 👀

 

night night bitch

> shut the fuck up

 

tired

> 👀👀👀👀

> @mt. ass

 

night night bitch

> ai Z AWA

 

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night night bitch

> fu CK

 

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mt. ass

> whatcha yall want

 

tired

> lmao

> more like

> what does midnight want

 

mt. ass

> ?

 

tired

> go talk to her

> she’ll tell you

 

mt. ass

> okay?

 

tired

> just do it takeyama

 

mt. ass

> alright alright i’m going

> sheesh

 

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tired

> and now we wait

 

snoot shoot

> for what?

 

tired

> you’ll see

> i’ll be back

> i only get hizashi for so long before he has to go do more work so

> bye

 

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snoot shoot

> i guess we do have to wait

 

Bloody Hell

> ^^

 

doggy style

> ^^^

 

 

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night night bitch

> aizawa

> @tired

 

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tired

> yes

 

night night bitch

> i fucking hate you

 

tired

> did it work

 

night night bitch

> y ES

> BUT I STILL FUCKIN HATE YOU

 

snoot shoot

> what happened

 

tired

> kayama has a gf

 

night night bitch

> SHUT

 

tired

> hah

 

snoot shoot

> who?

 

tired

> takeyama

 

snoot shoot

> damn

> get some

 

night night bitch

> i’d waste my time being mad still

> but holy fuck i’m gay

 

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snoot shoot

> that’s an entire mood

 

50 shades of gay

> snipe

> ur gay?

 

snoot shoot

> hell yeah i am

 

50 shades of gay

> damn

> didn’t know

> you fuckin anybody?

 

snoot shoot

> uhhh give me a quick second

 

50 shades of gay

> wtf

 

snoot shoot

> kay i’m back

> yes

 

50 shades of gay

> yes what

>

> oH

> WHO U FUCKIN

 

snoot shoot

> ecto

 

50 shades of gay

> i’m sorry what

 

snoot shoot

> ectoplasm

> y’know

> ecto

 

50 shades of gay

> i

> yes

> i get that

 

snoot shoot

> so what’s the problem

 

tired

> wait snipes fucking ectoplasm?

> @Daddy DJ

 

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Daddy DJ

> what babe i’m busy

 

tired

> you owe me 2000 yen

> snipe and ecto are fucking

 

Daddy DJ

>

> goddammit

> i’ll give it to you at home

 

tired

> kay

> what time are you getting home

 

Daddy DJ

> probably 9

> latest would be 10

 

tired

> can you get takeout

> i’m too lazy to cook

 

Daddy DJ

> yeah

> what do you want

 

tired

> sushi

 

Daddy DJ

> what kind do you want babe

 

tired

> dragon roll?

> please?

 

Daddy DJ

> sure i’ll pick it up

> okay i gotta go

> love you

 

tired

> love you too

 

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50 shades of gay

> that was so grossly domestic

 

tired

> shut

 

50 shades of gay

> don’t get me wrong

> it was cute

 

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mt. ass

> nem can i crash at your place

> i just got off patrol and its closer

 

50 shades of gay

> sure

> come join me babe

> do you have any wounds?

> any cuts? any scrapes?

 

mt. ass

> a few

> they’re minor

> scrapes and bruises

 

50 shades of gay

> i’ll patch you up

> come here

 

mt. ass

> coming

 

doggy style

> she will be

 

snoot shoot

> ^^

 

tired

> yikes

 

50 shades of gay

> I hate all of you

 

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snoot shoot

> get some kayama

 

50 shades of gay

> i will

> op gotta go she’s here

> bye guys!

> talk later

> enjoy your dragon roll

> and your dragon

 

tired

> i’m going to smack you

 

50 shades of gay

> GOTTA GO

 

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tired

> yo ryo, aren’t you and kan fucking

 

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tired

> is that a yes

 

doggy style

>

 

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tired

> is that a yes

 

snoot shoot

> lmao

> damn i have papers to grade

> i’ll talk later aizawa

 

tired

> kay

> bye

 

snoot shoot

> later

 

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tired

> zashi where are you?

> you said the latest would be 10 and it’s 11;30

>

> oh

> wrong chat

> oh well

> @Daddy DJ

 

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50 shades of gay

> oh hey shouta

> everything alright?

 

tired

> yeah

> hizashi’s just late

 

50 shades of gay

> oh?

> @Daddy DJ

 

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Daddy DJ

> fuck

> I ran into a breakin down the street from me

> I’m omw

> with the takeout

 

tired

> are you okay?

> are you hurt?

 

50 shades of gay

> shouta worried for his mans

 

Daddy DJ

> I’m alright, baby.

 

50 shades of gay

> okay

> that’s cute as hell

 

tired

> don’t get smacked

 

50 shades of gay

> damn

> where’s my love

 

tired

> @mt. ass

 

50 shades of gay

> that’s fair

 

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mt. ass

> wha

 

tired

> read up

 

mt. ass

>

> right here babe

> all u had to do was ask

 

50 shades of gay

> damn

> fuck i’m gay

 

tired

> ^^^

> where the fuck is hizashi

 

Daddy DJ

> i’m coming bby

> aw u miss me?

 

tired

> no i’m hungry

 

Daddy DJ

> damn

 

50 shades of gay

> hah

> who’s got the love now fucker

 

Daddy DJ

>

 

tired

> :/

> zashi ily

 

Daddy DJ

> !!!

> i’m about 3 minutes away

> and ty baby

 

tired

> :)

> hurry up

 

50 shades of gay

> i’m gunna go with my gf

> u two have fun

> c’mon yu

 

mt. ass

> coming!

 

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50 shades of gay

> ^^

 

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Daddy DJ

> GUYS

> GUYS LO O K

 

50 shades of gay

> ?

 

Daddy DJ

> so i came home from patrol right

> and shoutas here

> and he’s asleep on the couch

> but fucking look at him omg

> sent attachment

 

50 shades of gay

> omg

> is that fucking aizawa motherfucking shouta

 

Daddy DJ

> Y ES

> I T  FU C KIN G  I S

 

50 shades of gay

>

> ive been blessed

 

snoot shoot

> yo

> is that your hoodie my mate is wearing

 

Daddy DJ

> YE S

> I M  FU C KIN G  S O B BIN G

> IM  S O GA Y

 

50 shades of gay

> i love this so much

 

Daddy DJ

> guys

> guys i don’t think you understand

> just how much

> i love

> aizawa fucKING shouta

 

50 shades of gay

> yamada hizashi

> tell me everything

 

Daddy DJ

> he’s so cute i cant

> this man is literally a cat

> when i scratch his head just right he actually purrs

 

50 shades of gay

> omfg

 

snoot shoot

> aizawa my man

 

Daddy DJ

> when he’s super sleepy, he’ll wrap his arms around me and nuzzle his cheek into me

> and he’ll mumble and its so fUCKING CUTE

> if i’m not ready to come to bed he’ll come out to the livingroom and lay his head in my lap as i finish up whatever i’m doing

> he told me he can’t sleep without me

> also i’m going to get my ass killed for all of this

> and possibly broken up with

> but i need everyone to fucking know how much I fucking love my goddamn boyfriend

> and i need everyone to know that he is the best fucking thing to ever happen to me ever

> he’s the cutest, handsomest, kindest, loving man i’ve ever met in my entired fucking life

> and i’m so fucking gay

 

50 shades of gay

> i’m fucking screenshotting this

> this is great

> and it’s not even for blackmail purposes

> it’s just so goddamn pure that i need the goddamn proof for later

 

snoot shoot

> honestly same

> this is so pure and fluffy

> i goddamn love it

 

Daddy DJ

> i love him

> so fucking much

> so much it hurts

> i hope you know that, shouta

> i hope you know that i love you to the moon and back

> i love you in every possible way

> i will love you in every universe

> i will never stop loving you

> even after the day i die

> because i don’t give a single fuck about until death do us part

> i want to be with you in every universe

> in every life

> even the after life

> because goddamn i fucking love you so much

> the thought of you gets me through the day

> and you are the reason i make sure i come home every night

> because goddammit i will not fucking die until i’ve made sure we’ve spent every fucking moment possible together in this life

> i want to grow goddamn old with you

> and it’s times like these

> when i come home to see you asleep on the couch

> in my hoodie that i made sure to lay out for you and spray with my cologne incase you ever got lonely and missed me

> its times like these that make me realize that i’m the luckiest man alive

> because you chose me to love

> out of everyone else in the world

> everyone else in the universe

> i’m the one you chose

> and i’m so goddamn happy

> people could look at me and say that i look at you as though you’ve hung the moon and the stars themselves

> and i would tell them they were right

> because i look at you and pour every emotion out

> you are my entire world

> and i need you to know that

> because when the doubts come and you wonder why i’m with you

> know its because i want no one else

> you are the only one who has my heart

> you are the only one who has ever had my heart

> and you will forever have my heart

> and I wouldnt change my life for a goddamn second

> i wouldnt trade my life for anything else in this world

> because i have exactly everything i could ever want

> everything i could ever hope for

> Aizawa Shota

> I love you

 

50 shades of gay

> i’m fucking so b bi n g

 

snoot shoot

> im not crying you’re crying

> i’m not crying my eyes are just sweating

 

50 shades of gay

> that was so fucking pure

> yamada hizashi

> i’m sobbing

> @tired

> whenever you wake up

> you need to know

> that you need to put a goddamn ring on this man

 

Daddy DJ

> sorry for that spam ahah

 

50 shades of gay

> dont apologize omg

> that was the most perfect thing

> the most pure

> the most cute

> i’ve ever seen in my goddamn life

 

Daddy DJ

> sent attachment

> i’m so gay guys

> he looks so cute when he’s asleep

 

50 shades of gay

> omg

> i love it

 

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mt. ass

> nemuri

> i am not yelling from the bedroom

> get in here

> and come to bed

 

50 shades of gay

> damn

> let me recover first

 

mt. ass

> nah

> bed

 

50 shades of gay

> alright alright i’m coming

> can i get cuddles

 

mt. ass

> you can get all the cuddles

> if you park that ass in this bed

 

50 shades of gay

> i am omw as we type

> kay i’m here, i’m gunna go guys

> hizashi that was so pure and so amazing and shouta is definitely not going to be mad when he wakes up and sees that

> he is so lucky to have you

> and you are so lucky to have him

> i’m glad you two are happy

> it makes my life that much brighter

> you two are my best friends

> along with tensei but who knows where his ass went

> and i’ve always wanted you two

to just be happy

> i love you guys

 

Daddy DJ

> aw nem

> we love you too

> thank you so much

> for indulging me on my bullshit

> and i’m extremely lucky to have him

> but really

> thank you

> i love you too nem

> tysm

 

50 shades of gay

> ❤️

> g’night hizashi

> g’night snipe

> i aint forget about u

 

snoot shoot

> thanks kayama

> ❤️

> goodnight to ya too

 

50 shades of gay

> ❤️

 

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snoot shoot

> she summed up everything i wanted to say really

> that was perfect yamada

> aizawa will love it

> but i should also get to bed

> hope you have yourself a good night yamada

 

Daddy DJ

> i will thank you

> you too

> and thank you snipe

 

snoot shoot

> no problem man

> goodnight

 

Daddy DJ

> night

 

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50 shades of gay

> oh!!!

> shouta

> read up

 

tired

> okay

 

Daddy DJ

> dips

 

snoot shoot

> no need to hide yamada

 

50 shades of gay

> lets wait for shouta to finish reading



tired

>

>

>

> Yamada Hizashi

 

Daddy DJ

> yes.....?

 

tired

> do me a fucking favour

 

Daddy DJ

> okay....

 

tired

> and marry me

 

Daddy DJ

> !!!

> you’re not mad?

 

tired

> hell no

> oh my god i cant even right now

> hizashi that was so fucking

> pure and i love you so much

> i can’t even begin to explain how much i love you

 

50 shades of gay

> i was fucking sobbing

> and it wasn’t even directed at me

 

snoot shoot

> ^^^

 

Daddy DJ

> would you really want to marry me?

 

tired

> yes

> 1000 times over

 

Daddy DJ

> am i the one that’s supposed to be proposing?

 

tired

> yes

>

> unless...you really don’t want to

 

Daddy DJ

> no i do!

> don’t you dare propose to me

 

tired

> okay



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Daddy DJ

> nemuri

 

50 shades of gay

> lmao

 

Daddy DJ

> i need to start looking for a ring

 

50 shades of gay

> slow down a bit hizashi

> shotas not going anywhere

 

Daddy DJ

> he could be

 

50 shades of gay

> he’d be fucking stupid to

 

Daddy DJ

> can you..

> can you go ring shopping with me?

> i don’t want to propose now or even next week

> but i want to have it ready incase the perfect moment comes yknow?

 

50 shades of gay

> that’s fair

> i’ll come help

> i’ll invite tensei

 

Daddy DJ

> okay!

> we have to go when shota is busy or else he’ll get suspicious why we’re going out without him

> or!!!!

> we can go when he’s asleep and i’ll tell him i went out to run some errands

> but definitely not today or even within the week

> so it doesn’t look suspicious

 

50 shades of gay

> that makes sense

> how about next week?

> i’ll message tensei to see when hes available

 

Daddy DJ

> okay!

 

50 shades of gay

> actually i have an idea

 

Daddy DJ

> ?



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super sonic racing

> i’m sorry what

 

50 shades of gay

> hizashis planning on proposing to shouta

 

super sonic racing

> 👀👀

> i see u hizashi

 

Daddy DJ

> shut

 

50 shades of gay

> he wants us to come with him to pick out a ring

> sometime next week

> do u wanna come

 

super sonic racing

> is that even a question

> hell yes i wanna come

 

50 shades of gay

> when are you available??

 

super sonic racing

> depends

> how are we planning this

 

Daddy DJ

> we were planning on going out whenever shoutas asleep and i’ll just leave a note saying im out running errands so he won’t get suspicious

> i run errands 99.9% of the time

> usually when he’s asleep

> so basically whenever you have a day that you can go at whatever time

> because shota falls asleep so randomly

 

super sonic racing

> seems decent

> i’m good wednesday

 

Daddy DJ

> that works!

> thanks guys

 

super sonic racing

> no problem bro!

> as long as i get to be the best man

 

50 shades of gay

> i call maid of honor

 

Daddy DJ

> of course

> who else?

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tired

> hizashi?

> where are you?

 

50 shades of gay

> ?

 

tired

> he’s not here

> where the fuck is my boyfriend

 

50 shades of gay

> i don’t know shouta i’m sorry

 

tired

> this is fucking bullshit

 

50 shades of gay

> are you okay?

 

tired

> fucking peachy

 

50 shades of gay

> @Daddy DJ

 

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Daddy DJ

> what?

 

tired

> where the fuck are you hizashi

 

Daddy DJ

> ....?

> the station?

> i told you i had to go in earlier for a bit

 

tired

> oh yeah

> your stupid fucking show

 

Daddy DJ

>

> baby, are you okay?

> what’s wrong?

 

tired

> nothing

> i’m fine

> forget about it

 

Daddy DJ

> baby

> baby tell me c’mon

 

tired

>

> i miss you!

> its so fucking stupid but i’m frustrated and exhausted and i want to cry and i just want you to hold me

> i just want you to hold me, hizashi

 

Daddy DJ

>

> fuck baby

> i’m sorry

> give me a minute

> for now though, do me a favor and put on my hoodie for me okay?

> can you do that for me, sweetheart?

 

tired

> yeah..

 

Daddy DJ

> good

> i’ll be home in about 20 minutes

> and then we can cuddle and i can sing you a song

> how does that sound?

 

tired

> really nice..

> please hurry home zashi

 

Daddy DJ

> i’m coming sweetheart, i’m coming

> i love you

 

tired

> love you too..

 

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tired

> i’m sorry nemuri

> for earlier

 

50 shades of gay

> don’t worry about it hon

> why don’t you get off and wait for hizashi to get home?

> it’ll be alright shouta

> i’m sure hizashi will make everything better

> get some rest though

 

tired

> okay..

> thank you nem

 

50 shades of gay

> np, g’night sho

 

tired

> night

 

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[fucking heathens]

 

@midnight has logged in

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50 shades of gay

> yo hizashi

> is shouta alright?

 

Daddy DJ

> yeah

> he was just exhausted

> he’s sleeping rn

 

50 shades of gay

> that’s good

 

snoot shoot

> damn i’m tired

 

50 shades of gay

> go to sleep???

 

snoot shoot

> can’t

> ecto went somewhere

 

50 shades of gay

> that’s so gay

> and cute

 

snoot shoot

> ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

> what can i say

 

50 shades of gay

> idk what can you say?

 

snoot shoot

> ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

Daddy DJ

> oh fuck

> i have to use the bathroom

> but my baby is laying on me

> i don’t want to wake him up

> ;-;

 

50 shades of gay

> “my baby” hiz ASHI

 

Daddy DJ

> he is

> but i have to pEE GODDAMMIT

 

snoot shoot

> suffer

 

Daddy DJ

> fuck u

 

snoot shoot

> not my job mate

 

Daddy DJ

> that’s fair

> hold up

> lemme see if i can successfully move him

 

50 shades of gay

> kay

 

snoot shoot

> did it work

 

Daddy DJ

> yes!

> perfect

 

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tired

> zashiii

 

Daddy DJ

> goddammit

> i’m sorry shouta

> i’ll be there in a minute

 

tired

> mkay

> i sleep now

 

50 shades of gay

> omg

> sleepy shouta is so cute

 

tired

> hi nem

> hush

 

snoot shoot

> well i’ll be damned

> this is what ya get to see every day yamada?

 

Daddy DJ

> yep!

> and okay baby, go back to sleep and i’ll be there in a minute

 

tired

> kay

 

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50 shades of gay

> i loved that

> but i’mma get some rest now

> goodnight guys

 

snoot shoot

> ^^

> gnight yall

 

Daddy DJ

> night

 

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[fucking heathens]

 

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tired

>

> i hate all of you

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tired

> is it irrational to miss your bf when you know he’ll be home in like literally 3 hours

>

> oh that was meant just for nemuri but i can’t be bothered anymore

 

snoot shoot

> nah mate

> perfectly normal

 

50 shades of gay

> ^^^

> i would miss hizashi if he were my boyfriend, too.

> man is perfect

> i love yu though

> don’t get me wrong

> that girl has my heart

 

snoot shoot

> lmao

> i think everybody wants a hizashi

> even if he is loud

 

50 shades of gay

> ^^

 

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50 shades of gay

> oh shit

> abort

 

Daddy DJ

> wtf

 

tired

> i need a nap

 

50 shades of gay

> it’s almost one in the morning

 

tired

> did i fuckin stutter

 

Daddy DJ

> babe go to sleep

 

tired

> i’ll pass

 

Daddy DJ

> why?

 

tired

> i’ll pass on that too

 

Daddy DJ

> k

 

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tired

>

> asshole

 

snoot shoot

> lmao

> oh damn it is late.

> i’m gunna call it a night

> gnight

 

50 shades of gay

> same here

> g’night guys

 

tired

> night

 

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[@eraserhead to @presentmic]

 

tired

> dick

 

Daddy DJ

> welp

 

tired

> i’m going to bed

> i hate you

 

Daddy DJ

> says the one who’s probably wearing my hoodie

 

tired

>

> and this is why i hate you

 

Daddy DJ

> uh huh

> gnight baby

> ily

 

tired

>

> love you too

> night



[fucking heathens]

 

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50 shades of gay

> damn its cold as fuck

 

snoot shoot

> ^^^ 3°

 

50 shades of gay

> damn where’s yu when i need her

 

snoot shoot

> who knows mate

 

50 shades of gay

>

> !

 

snoot shoot

> ?

 

50 shades of gay

> shes hERE

 

snoot shoot

> lmao

 

50 shades of gay

> i’m so warm

 

snoot shoot

> lmao, ive been warm

 

50 shades of gay

> don’t get slapped

 

@eraserhead has logged in

 

tired

> i am freezing

 

snoot shoot

> where’s hizashi?

 

tired

> i have no idea honestly

> @Daddy DJ

 

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Daddy DJ

> wha

 

tired

> i am freezing where are you

 

Daddy DJ

> did you only agree to date me so i could be your personal heater

 

tired

> yes

> where are you

 

Daddy DJ

> you wound me

> i’m omw home baby

 

50 shades of gay

> i will never get over that

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buzztanut

> hey guys!

 

smallmight

> hey kaminari!

> how are you?

 

buzztanut

> i’m alright!

> u???

 

smallmight

> same here actually

 

second rate spiderman

> hey denks

 

buzztanut

> hey han!!

 

Alien Queen

> oho?

> what’s this? owo

 

knuckles

> owo

 

invisagirl

> owo

 

sparkles

> owo

 

zerogravity

> owo

> babe join

 

o shit waddap

> owo

> kero ❤️

 

zerogravity

> ❤️

 

bassic

> owo

 

smallmight

> owo

 

buzztanut

> why do y’all feel the need

 

Alien Queen

> because since when are you on first name basis with sero?

 

buzztanut

> the whole bakusquad is on first name basis mina

 

explodokills

> the fuck do you mean bakusquad

 

Alien Queen

> exactly what he said

> keep up bakago

 

buzztanut

> bakAGO

 

invisagirl

> MINAJDHDHD

 

explodokills

> THE FUCK DID YOU CALL ME RACCOON EYES

 

{@redriot has changed @groundzero’s name to [bakugay]}

 

Alien Queen

> JDNSNDNDJDJ

> K I R I

> OH MY G O D

 

bakugay

>

> the fuck is this shitty hair

 

{@redriot has changed their name to [gayshima]}

 

Alien Queen

> OHMYGOD

> IT GOT B E T T E R

 

bakugay

>

>

>

 

buzztanut

> kiri i think u broke bakubro

 

bakugay

> who tHE FUCK ARE YOU CALLING BAKUBRO

 

smallmight

> obv u kacchan

> keep up

 

Alien Queen

> SDBSHBDSFL

 

buzztanut

> midORIYA

 

bakugay

> WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY TO ME SHITTY NERD

 

{@chargebolt has changed @deku’s name to [midoridead]}

 

midoridead

> guess i’ll die

 

Alien Queen

> skdhkfsdkfh,fl

 

bakugay

> you better stop

 

midoridead

> you have to say that you’re fine and you’re not really fine

 

Alien Queen

> KDSFDSLF

 

bakugay

> die deku

 

zero gravity
> what did i just see



buzztanut
> bakubro not yelling at midoriya?



bakugay
> fuck off shitty pikachu



second rate spiderman
> shut down



buzztanut
> HANTA

 

midoridead

> me and kacchan have an understanding @buzztanut

 

bakugay

> i will still explode your ass

 

buzztanut

> @icyhot

> he comin for yo mans

 

bakugay

> NOT LIKE THAT

> FUCK OFF SHITTY OFF BRAND PIKACHU

 

icyhot

> lmao

 

midoridead

> shocchan no

 

zerogravity

> wait

> what do you mean understanding

 

midoridead

> oops

 

bakugay

> die deku

 

zerogravity

> wait

> hold up

> when did this happen

 

midoridead

> i’ll tell you later ochako-chan!

 

zerogravity

> mmm

> alright

 

chronic insomnia

> you guys ever wanna fuck until you remember that ur grounded

 

Iida

> Toshi

> What

 

tired

> excuse me

 

chronic insomnia

> oh yiKES GOTTA GO

 

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buzztanut

> wait how the fuck did aizawa sensei get in

> i didn’t even see him add himself

 

tired

> oh, they updated the chat

> now the teachers can see and respond to the students’ chat without adding ourselves in here

> @chronic insomnia

> hope you know hizashi can see this

 

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chronic insomnia

> FUCK

> WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME

 

buzztanut

> sorry to interrupt but

> @second rate spiderman

> hanta i haven’t slept in like two days, i just want death

 

second rate spiderman

> what?

> why?

 

buzztanut

> i dont know

> i just cant sleep

 

tired

> kaminari

 

buzztanut

> o-oh!

> yeah?

 

tired

> come to my apartment

> you remember where it is?

 

buzztanut

> yeah

> but why?

 

tired

> mic sometimes has trouble sleeping with all his jobs that he works so i have medication for him

> i also have problems sleeping sometimes.

 

buzztanut

> oh!

> okay i’ll be right there!!

> thank you!!

 

tired

> mhm

> hurry up now

 

buzztanut

> coming!

 

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tired

> hitoshi, stop being stupid btw

 

chronic insomnia

> :/

 

Daddy DJ

> shou, i’m gunna straight pass out

 

tired

> hizashi you can’t do anything straight

 

Daddy DJ

> got me there

 

tired

> either way, go to sleep dumbass

 

Alien Queen
> im scREAMING
> MIC SENSEI YOUR FUCKING NAME

 

Daddy DJ
> thx


Yikes
> lmao


tentacal
> fumi no


Yikes
> fumi yes


tentacal
> fumi no


Yikes
> fine


bakugay
> whipped

 

midoridead
> kacchan i don’t think you can talk


bakugay
> die

 

tired
> jesus you guys are a mess


Daddy DJ
> that’s coming from you

 

tired

> oh just go to sleep

 

Daddy DJ

> finee

> gnight

 

tired

> gnight hizashi

 

Alien Queen

> good night mic sensei!!!!

 

Daddy DJ

> gnight listener!!!

 

Alien Queen

> hizashi????????

 

tired

> yeah?

 

Alien Queen

> who tf is hizashi

 

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second rate spiderman

> mina what

 

Alien Queen

> who is hizashi??

 

midoridead

> present mic..?

 

Alien Queen

> his real name is hizashi??

 

tired

> well it sure as hell ain’t present mic

 

midoridead

> oh yeah

> hey aizawa sensei?

 

tired

> what is it problem child

 

midoridead

> didn’t mic sensei give you your hero name?

 

Alien Queen

>

> he did what now

 

50 shades of gay

> lmao

 

tired

> kayama don’t get beat

 

Daddy DJ

> I sure did give eraser his hero name

> actually i’m not gunna lie

> i’m surprised he still uses it

 

tired

> what’s that supposed to mean

> and i thought you were sleeping

 

Daddy DJ

> i was!!

> and nothing!!

> i just didn’t expect you to agree nor keep using it for this long

 

tired

> it was a good name and i’m not picky

 

50 shades of gay

> 👀

 

Daddy DJ

> well..

> guess i’ll go to sleep now

 

tired

> gnight hizashi

 

50 shades of gay

> :/

 

tired

> what

 

50 shades of gay

> he seemed..

 

Alien Queen

> down?

 

buzztanut

> depressed?

 

second rate spiderman

> upset?

 

gayshima

> sad?

 

bakugay

> smad

 

50 shades of gay

> all of those

 

tired

> i didn’t notice anything

 

50 shades of gay

> we know

> but think about it

> you have to live here at the dorms and hizashi has to sleep by himself in his apartment

 

tired

> he’s…

> slept by himself before

 

50 shades of gay

> omg

> shouta you dense dumbass

> you’ve gotten upset before

> when you were away from him

> he misses you

> you cannot tell me you aren’t in his hoodie rn

 

tired

>

> so what we’re not going to do is expose me like this

 

bakugay

> how are you going to call us a mess when you’re the embodiment of a mess

 

tired

> i can still expel you

 

second rate spiderman

> shut down

 

bakugay

> do you want to die soy sauce face

 

second rate spiderman

> hold up let me ask my mom

 

bakugay

> what

 

second rate spiderman

> she said no

 

bakugay

> die

 

50 shades of gay

> so go get your mans shouta

 

tired

> i’m going shut up

 

[@eraserhead to @presentmic]

 

tired

> zashi?

> are you still awake?

>

> oh sorry, i think you’re asleep

> i’m sorry, i love you.

 

[class 1-GAY]

 

50 shades of gay

> so mic

> never the one to back down from a dare

> goes up to the roof of the school

> and fucking

> uses his quirk to shout about how endeavor is trash

> and endeavor just happENED TO BE PASSING BY

 

Alien Queen

> IM SCREAMING

 

icyhot

> lmao

> fuck endeavor

 

50 shades of gay

> agreed

> long story short, mic gets in trouble by endeavor, and it’s so funny to see this fucking 16 year old loud boy get yelled at by a 31 year old pro hero

 

midoridead

> why was it funny?

 

50 shades of gay

> because mic’s face omg

> he looked bored while getting yelled at

> he’s never liked endeavor

> he debuted when we were five

> and he just never liked him

> thought he was too mean to be a hero

 

Alien Queen

> how long have you know mic sensei?

 

50 shades of gay

> i’ve known mic since we were both seven

 

invisagirl

> omg

> do you have pictures of baby mic????

 

50 shades of gay

> sent attachment

> sent attachment

> sent attachment

 

Alien Queen

> OH MY GOFPAFOIFUEIL

 

zerogravity

> omg he looks so different

 

50 shades of gay

> he was extremely different

> from both the hizashi we know today

> and the hizashi shouta met 15 years ago

 

bassic

> why do you say that?

 

50 shades of gay

> well one

> when i met him

> he was mute

 

buzztanut

> present mic?

> as in

> the voice hero present mic?

> he was mute?

 

tired

> it is still crazy to think that hizashi used to be mute

 

50 shades of gay

> yup

> it was an insecurity/fear thing

> but it’s not my story to tell

> if he wants to tell you

> then he can

> and ik right

 

buzztanut

> damn

 

midoridead

> we understand midnight sensei!!!

 

Iida

> Yes! We understand completely!

 

50 shades of gay

> aww

> shou your kids are so sweet

 

tired

> they’re not my kids shut up

 

50 shades of gay

> sure

> hey kids you guys wanna see young aizawa

 

Alien Queen

> y E S

 

tired

> no

 

50 shades of gay

> :)

 

tired

> stg i hate you

 

50 shades of gay

> k

> sent image

 

tired

> i hate you

 

50 shades of gay

> k

 

Alien Queen

> OMG

> IM SCERAMNIG

 

buzztanut

> bro is that really aizawa sensei

> this some shit

 

tired

> when the fuck did you even take this

 

50 shades of gay

> when we were out at the arcade w tensei and hizashi

 

Alien Queen

> wait

> back up

> rewind

> when you were with who now

 

50 shades of gay

> tensei and hizashi

 

Alien Queen

> tensei as in

> iida tensei

 

bassic

> as in ingenium ?

 

50 shades of gay

> ye

 

midoridead

> as in turbo hero?

 

50 shades of gay

> yes

> i don’t see the problem

 

zerogravity

> @iidatenya

> explain

 

Iida

> Oh.

> Yeah.

> Aizawa-sensei, Mic-sensei, and Midnight-sensei were all friends of my brother.

> They always came around constantly when I was younger.

> They used to babysit me with Tensei a lot.

 

{@midnight has added @ingenium to [class 1-GAY]}

 

super sonic racing

> yo what’s this

 

50 shades of gay

> class 1-a gc

 

super sonic racing

> aye

> OMG NEM Y OU DIDNT JHUSDIFYU

 

tired

> end me

 

buzztanut

> y’all i love this

 

super sonic racing

> oh i’m so sending pictures

 

tired

> damn

 

super sonic racing

> sent image

> sent image

> sent image

 

Alien Queen

> is that

 

invisagirl

> present mic

 

Alien Queen

> I JUST NOTICED THE BRACES

 

tired

> i forgot he had braces first year

 

50 shades of gay

> his teeth were not straight

> it matched the rest of him

 

Alien Queen

> IM SCREAMING

 

tired

> honestly i came out to have a good time

> and i’m just feeling so attacked rn

 

buzztanut

> damn

> sensei knows memes

 

50 shades of gay

> you never come out to have a good time

> you don’t even come out

 

second rate spiderman

> damn

 

bakugay

> lmao

 

tired

> we are no longer friends

 

50 shades of gay

> wasn’t shou short too

 

super sonic racing

> yO HE WAS

> it was so funny because yamada was a good four inches taller by the time we hit 2nd year

 

tired

> okay

> listen

> hizashi hit a growth spurt in a good two weeks and i still don’t know how

 

super sonic racing

> yknow he’s still taller

 

tired

> by like an inch shut up

 

50 shades of gay

> its okay

> you’re thicker

 

Alien Queen

> YO

 

buzztanut

> midnight senseiajkfldksf

 

midoridead

> you’re thicker than a bowl of oatmeal

 

Alien Queen

> ksjfflalfud midori YA

 

tired

> i will expel you problem child

 

midoridead

> guess i’ll die

 

Alien Queen

> skdhkfsdkfh,fl

 

tired

> you better stop

 

buzztanut

> yo how does aizawa sensei know all these damn memes

 

50 shades of gay

> he lives with a walking talking meme

 

Alien Queen

> hi welcome to chili’s

 

buzztanut

> whaddap im jared im 19 and i never fuckin learned how to read

 

second rate spiderman

> so you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift

 

bakugay

> “hello 911?”

> “this is 911, what u doin”

> “i’m dying”

> “oh shit, without me?”

 

Alien Queen

> YOOOOOOOO

 

buzztanut

> IVE NEVER BEEN PROUDER

 

bakugay

> SHUT THE HELL UP I KNOW MEMES

 

midoridead

> its true

> he do

 

bakugay

> die deku

 

midoridead

> k

 

50 shades of gay

> i guess this a good time to drop this

> sent video

 

tired

> kayama i am this close to ending you

 

50 shades of gay

> guess i’ll die

 

Alien Queen

> OH MY GODDDDD

 

buzztanut

> “shocchan look at the camera!”

 

second rate spiderman

> “no”

 

buzztanut

> “pleaseeeee shocchan?”

 

second rate spiderman

> “fine”

> *looks up at the camera, pouting immensely*

 

buzztanut

> “awww sho you look so cute!”

> *turns the camera so he’s also in frame with the other, grinning and giving a peace sign*

> “shocchan say hi to nemuri!”

 

second rate spiderman

> *sighs*

> “hi nem, hope you’re having fun in osaka.”

 

buzztanut

> “see sho! that wasn’t so hard!”

 

second rate spiderman

> “whatever”

 

buzztanut

> “shooo, dont be like that. would a kiss make it better?”


second rate spiderman

> “no”

 

buzztanut

> *gently grabs the others chin and tilts it up to look at him*

> “well...you’re getting one anyway.”

> *leans down and softly kisses him before pulling away and smiling into the camera*

> “bye nem! see you when you get back!!”

 

second rate spiderman

> *his face is bright red and the other ends the video*

 

tired

> I’m going to fucking expel both of you

 

Alien Queen

> IM FUCKING WHEEZING

> HANTA

> DENKI

> OMG

> also

> that is the cutest thing I’ve ever heard in my life

 

50 shades of gay

> :)

> you haven’t seen what hizashi sent to our group chat while sho was asleep yet

 

Alien Queen

> PLEASE

 

tired

> no

 

50 shades of gay

> :)

 

tired

> no

 

50 shades of gay

> too bad

> sent image

> sent image

> sent image

 

Alien Queen

>

>

 

invisagirl

>

 

zerogravity

> im fucking sobbing

 

Alien Queen

> why am i actually crying in the club

 

invisagirl

> i’m not crying you’re crying

 

buzztanut

> IM NOT CRYING MY EYES ARE JUST SWEATING

 

50 shades of gay

> I KNOW

> THAT SHIT HAD ME SOBBING FOR A GOOD HOUR

> FUCKING HIZASHI

 

Alien Queen

> wait

> boyfriend?

> you guys aren’t married?

 

tired

> kayama

> i swear to god

 

50 shades of gay

> lmao

> so y’all wanna hear the story

 

super sonic racing

> oh my god

> kayama please do

> they need to know

 

tired

> no they do not

 

Alien Queen

> i’m intrigued

> do tell

 

tired

> no

 

50 shades of gay

> so back when we were 16

 

tired

> kayama i stg

 

zerogravity

> no keep going

 

50 shades of gay

> okay so, hizashi had the biggest crush on shou for like a good ass chunk of the year

> shou did as well

 

tired

> i hate you so much

 

50 shades of gay

> k

> so, they ended up dating all through high school and about threeish years after we graduated

 

super sonic racing

> yeah

> and then some kind of mission went wrong

> leaving hizashi very injured

> like life threatening

 

Momo

> Oh no!

 

bassic

> hey yaomomo!!!

 

Momo

> Hey Jiro!!

 

buzztanut

> so continue

 

tired

>

 

50 shades of gay

> they had been working together

> the reason why he ended up injured

> is because he shoved shouta out of the way and took the entire brunt of it

> and by brunt i mean an entire building collapsing on him

 

buzztanut

> yO

 

50 shades of gay

> so they ended up getting a fight over it

> and shouta decided that it was more dangerous to be in a relationship

> because he’s a dumbass

 

tired

> shut

 

50 shades of gay

> so they broke up

> this was about 9 years back

> and they’ve only just now stopped being stupid

 

tired

> i hate you

 

50 shades of gay

> k

 

Alien Queen

> that was a ride start to finish

 

50 shades of gay

> you know that video i sent?

> hizashi told me he saved it

> said that he couldn’t get the image of you blushing out of his head for a month

 

tired

>

 

Alien Queen

> IM SCREQMING

 

zerogravity

> THATS AO CUTE

 

tired

>

 

[@presentmic to @eraserhead]

 

Daddy DJ

> i love you, too, shou

 

tired

> are you okay?

> you seemed down

 

Daddy DJ

> i’m okay

>

> shou?

 

tired

> yeah?

 

Daddy DJ

> i read the class chat

> do you..really love me?

> are we going to…

> you know

> like nine years ago?

 

tired

> hizashi..

> no

> i regretted it the moment it happened

> i love you

> I love only you

> there is no one else in the world

> i don’t care if it’s dangerous, because all i want is you

> i’m sorry i let you go

> i don’t want to again

> i want you as long as possible

 

Daddy DJ

> shoucchan..

> i love you, too

 

tired

> do you..

> want to call?

> i miss your voice

 

Daddy DJ

> are you wearing my hoodie, baby?

 

tired

> maybe

 

Daddy DJ

> i’d love to call

> i’m glad you like it

> and i’m glad you like my voice

 

tired

>

> ‘m calling now

 

Daddy DJ

> answering, love

 

[class 1-GAY]

 

Daddy DJ

> damn i got all kinds of exposed nem

 

50 shades of gay

> sorry

> not sorry

 

Daddy DJ

> fair enough

 

Alien Queen

> mic sensei did you really get injured nine years ago??

 

Daddy DJ

> sure did!
> but i’m alright now

> just a few scars from it is all!

> and i should have told you guys a few months back

> but you can call me yamada sensei if you prefer

 

Alien Queen

> yamada hizashi

 

Daddy DJ

> ?

 

Alien Queen

> it’s a nice name sensei!

 

Daddy DJ

> oh!

> thanks!

 

zerogravity

> hey yamada sensei?

 

Daddy DJ

> what is it listener?

 

zerogravity

> where you really mute when you were younger?

 

Daddy DJ

> oh

> yeah, i was

> when i was younger than 10

 

tired

> i’m surprised you could be quiet tbh

 

Daddy DJ

> shoucchannnnn

 

tired

> i’m kidding zash

 

Daddy DJ

> </3

 

tired

> love you

> continue

 

Daddy DJ

> i went mute because of my quirk

> i was adopted

> because when i was born, i screamed so loud i busted the eardrums of everyone in the room, including my birth parents

> they went deaf and couldn’t handle me anymore, so they put me up for adoption

> my current parents, two moms, i ended up busting out their eardrums as well

> they’re not completely deaf

> but their hearing is very bad and they have to wear hearing aids

> i’m also hard of hearing

> but i felt so bad and it ate me up to the point that i just

> stopped talking one day

 

Alien Queen

> awww

 

Daddy DJ

> i have a lot of insecurities revolving around my voice

> but it’s my quirk

> it’s what helped me become a hero

> i can help people because of it.

> if any of you have insecurities about your quirk, you can come talk to me

> because i understand

 

tired

>

> me too

 

buzztanut

> aizawa sensei..?

 

gayshima

> you’re insecure about your quirk?

 

tired

> i

> i’m practically quirkless

> i got into general studies

> but my quirk isn’t physical

> and it only works so long as i don’t blink

> and now i can’t use it for as long

> after..what happened at usj

> so yeah

> if you’re insecure, you can come to me or yamada

 

midoridead

> thank you

 

bakugay

> what deku said

 

A chuckle. “Your kids are so sweet.”

A scoff. “Not my kids.”

“Sure.” A pause. “Whatever you say, sweetheart.”

 

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[fucking heathens]

 

@snipe , @eraserhead , @presentmic , @midnight , and two others have logged in

 

snoot shoot: depressed

tired: tragic

snoot shoot: bitch

50 shades of gay: damn

Daddy DJ: shoouuuuu that’s so meaaaaan

tired: is it

snoot shoot: yes

tired: nobody asked u cowboy

snoot shoot: fair enough

50 shades of gay: wait so why are you depressed

tired: is that even a question

50 shades of gay: true

snoot shoot: because my boyfriend’s not here :/

tired: tragic

snoot shoot: bitch

50 shades of gay: Damn

Daddy DJ: why are you like this

tired: good question

50 shades of gay: so snipe

snoot shoot: yes

50 shades of gay: what’s ecto’s real name  👀👀👀

snoot shoot: uh??

50 shades of gay: 👀

snoot shoot: UH????

Daddy DJ : wait no fuck that, whats your real name, snipe?

snoot shoot : UHHHH ?????

50 shades of gay: 👀

snoot shoot: fine

Daddy DJ: !!!!!

snoot shoot: it’s jūhatsu

Daddy DJ:

Daddy DJ: holy shit

50 shades of gay: wait so whats ectos

@ectoplasm has logged in

snoot shoot: boy howdy speak o’ the devil

snoot shoot: the fuck have you been

Daddy DJ: yknow

Daddy DJ: i don’t think i’ve ever seen ecto come in this gc before

daft punk: that’s because I haven’t

daft punk: well not really

daft punk: also i was on patrol

snoot shoot: fair enough

50 shades of gay: yo ecto the fuck is your real name

daft punk: oh my real name?

50 shades of gay: yes

daft punk: kuronuma

Daddy DJ:

Daddy DJ: holy shit

tired: are you going to continue to say holy shit

Daddy DJ: maybe

tired: I hate you

Daddy DJ: k

daft punk: wait

daft punk: ne

snoot shoot: yeah?

Daddy DJ: wait

Daddy DJ: ne?????

snoot shoot: yeah???

Daddy DJ: you’re ne?

snoot shoot: short for nerai, yeah.

Daddy DJ: wait your given name is nerai?

snoot shoot: yeah

Daddy DJ : @daft punk

Daddy DJ : the fuck is your given name

daft punk: houji

Daddy DJ:

Daddy DJ: holy shit

tired: Out

tired: Out Of My House This Instant

Daddy DJ: :/

snoot shoot: what is it, ecto?

daft punk: did you need me?

snoot shoot: oh

snoot shoot: uhm

snoot shoot: no ofc not

tired: yes

snoot shoot: bitch

Daddy DJ: exposed

snoot shoot: shut your mcfuck

Daddy DJ: d

Daddy DJ: did you just say

Daddy DJ: mcfuck

snoot shoot: yes

snoot shoot: problem?

Daddy DJ: >:(

daft punk: Ne, did you need me?

snoot shoot: my dog is cooking dinner

snoot shoot : i have to go

 

[@ectoplasm to @snipe]

 

daft punk: Ne?

snoot shoot: yeah?

daft punk: did you..need me?

snoot shoot:

snoot shoot: no,,,,

snoot shoot: yes,,,,,

daft punk: what’s wrong?

snoot shoot: i jus’

snoot shoot: miss ya

daft punk: you’re incredibly adorable

daft punk: i’ll be home in about five minutes okay?

snoot shoot: hhhhh

snoot shoot: okay

daft punk: i love you

snoot shoot: i love you too :)

daft punk: <3

 

[fucking heathens]

 

Daddy DJ: damn

50 shades of gay: y’know

50 shades of gay: my name is too long

Daddy DJ: ???

 

{@midnight has changed their name to [chloroform]}

 

super sonic racing: i am actually screaming

super sonic racing: nem what

chloroform: wait i have a better one

{@midnight has changed their name to [goodnight :)]}

tired: thanks i hate it

goodnight :): good

tired: no change it

goodnight :): no

 

{@presentmic has changed @midnight’s name to [k.o. motherfucker]}

 

super sonic racing: i’m wheezing

tired: perish

Daddy DJ: k

k.o. motherfucker: this works actually

Daddy DJ: :D

tired: Regrets

k.o. motherfucker: fair enough

k.o. motherfucker: we haven’t heard from kan or ryou in a hot minute and i just need to know why

tired: maybe because they have a life

k.o. motherfucker: you just called yourself out too

tired: that’s fine

Daddy DJ: babe no

tired: eh

Daddy DJ: rude

tired: k

 

@bloodking and @hounddog have logged in

 

super sonic racing: that was so comically timed

Bloody Hell: ?????

Daddy DJ: dw about it

doggy style : squints

Daddy DJ : dw about it

k.o. motherfucker: hey kan!! ryou!! it’s been like a hot minute since you’ve been in here

tired: i said maybe it was because you guys have a life

Bloody Hell: isn’t that calling yourself out as well

Daddy DJ: that’s what nem said lmao

tired: I already said that’s fine

Daddy DJ: babe no

tired: eh

Daddy DJ: rude

tired: eh

snoot shoot: hey is that kan an’ ryo i see?

Bloody Hell: w

Bloody Hell: we’re literally both in the staff room

snoot shoot: fair enough

tired: speaking of which

tired: i’m taking a nap

k.o. motherfucker: okay wait

Daddy DJ: waiting

k.o. motherfucker: there are 9 people in here

Daddy DJ: okay?

k.o. motherfucker: but only 8 have spoken

Daddy DJ: i

Daddy DJ: who the fuck is lurkin

daft punk: thirteen

black hole : stop snitchin’ motherfucker

snoot shoot: 13?????????

black hole: yes??????????

snoot shoot: fair enough

k.o. motherfucker: wait i have an idea

black hole: ?

 

{ @midnight has changed @mtlady ’s to [thicc ass bitch] }

 

tired: Thanks I Hate It

black hole: i

black hole: out

black hole: out of my house

tired: i feel like that’s my line

black hole: my line now bitch

tired: fair

 

{@midnight has changed their name to [goodnight]}

 

tired: dammit kayama quit changing names

goodnight: fine

super sonic racing: did you just do the same one from earlier but took out the smiley

goodnight: pretty much

super sonic racing: understandable have a nice day

 

@allmight has logged in

 

tired: wait no

I AM HERE: hello!

I AM HERE: I forgot about this chat

tired: should have stayed forgotten

tired: and

tired: just

I AM HERE: ???

 

{@eraserhead has changed @allmight’s name to [stronk]}

 

stronk: understandable

Chapter Text

[class 1-GAY]

@deku , @uravity , @iidatenya , @chargebolt , and six others have logged in

 

buzztanut : why did i just hear a yell

zerogravity : did it sound anything like

zerogravity : “DEKUUUUUUUUU”

buzztanut : understandable have a nice day

midoridead : guess i’ll die

buzztanut : skfhklfdhdiuls

zerogravity : wait no

Iida : Please refrain from dying.

midoridead : eh

tired : why are all of you a mess

bakugay : you’re one to talk

tired : i will literally expel you

bakugay : k

buzztanut : sfdhskflfaskhdui

Daddy DJ : lmao

tired : shut the fuck up hizashi

Daddy DJ : k

buzztanut : skdfhliHUILSUDHLIZUHFDIHU

tired : i hate you all

goodnight : nah

tired : kayama i will end you

goodnight : now you sound like bakugo

buzztanut : HDJSJSJ

bakugay : exCUSE ME

goodnight : i can and will put your ass to sleep again

bakugay : i mean

bakugay : y’all hear sum

Alien Queen : NJDJSJSJS

second rate spiderman : lmao

bakugay : die

midoridead : k

buzztanut : jddjdjjdjdjd midORIYA

bakugay : where the fuck are you shitty nerd

midoridead : dead

bakugay : i will bring your ass back to life just to take you back out

midoridead : pls do

 

[@groundzero to @deku]

 

bakugay : die deku

midoridead : k

midoridead : kacchan

bakugay : what

midoridead : we need to talk

bakugay : about?

midoridead : us

 

[class 1-GAY]

 

Alien Queen : Concerned™️

buzztanut : why

second rate spiderman : is it because midoriya and bakugo have been quiet for the past 5 minutes

Alien Queen : exactly that, yes

gayshima : i’m sure it’ll be fine!!!

icyhot : yes

Alien Queen : aren’t you and baku dating? @gayshima

Alien Queen : and you and mido? @icyhot

gayshima : i mean

icyhot : yeah

gayshima : it’s slightly more complicated than that

Alien Queen : ?

 

[@groundzero to @deku]

 

bakugay : the fuck are you talking about nerd

midoridead : well i

midoridead : i like you

midoridead : kacchan

bakugay :

bakugay : what

midoridead : i like you

midoridead : a lot

midoridead : and i’ve..talked to eiji and shou

midoridead : and i like them too

midoridead : and they’re fine with having a poly relationship

bakugay : but

bakugay : i’ve literally told you to take a leap off the roof

midoridead : yeah

midoridead : i know

midoridead : and it hurts you know

midoridead : all the things you did

midoridead : all the things you said

bakugay :

bakugay : i know

bakugay : i hate myself for it

bakugay : i just

bakugay : i didnt know how to stop you

midoridead : what?

bakugay : all this talk of being a hero

bakugay : but

bakugay : you didn’t even have a quirk

bakugay : i was so afraid that

bakugay : that if i didn’t stop you from becoming a quirkless hero

bakugay : i would lose you

midoridead : kacchan..

midoridead : what you did wasn’t the right way to go about it

midoridead : what if i really had jumped off the roof that day?

midoridead : then you really would have lost me

bakugay : i know!

bakugay : i know..

bakugay : i would never..

bakugay : i would never have forgiven myself

bakugay : i

bakugay : i love you

bakugay : izuku

midoridead : katsuki..

midoridead : i need..i need time

midoridead : i like you.. i love you..

midoridead : and i know i said we’d be willing to do a poly thing but

midoridead : i just

midoridead : i need a little time

bakugay :

bakugay : okay

bakugay : i’ll be here

bakugay : i’ll wait as long as i need

bakugay : for you, i’d wait forever

midoridead : kacchan..thank you.

bakugay :

bakugay : 💚

midoridead : 💛



[class 1-GAY]

 

{@pinky has added @hatsumemei to [class 1-GAY]}

 

babies : thanks!!!

Alien Queen : np! welcome to the party!

bakugay : more like welcome to hell

bakugay : wait

bakugay : is that build-a-bitch

babies : heyyyyy

babies : its bakuhoe

bakugay : who the FUCK you calling bakuhoe

babies : obv you, keep up bakago

Alien Queen : baKAGO

bakugay : die raccoon eyes

bakugay : build a bitch

bakugay : watch your fuckin back

babies : k

buzztanut : isn’t that the second time someone’s called you bakago

bakugay : die shitty off brand pikachu

buzztanut : k

zerogravity : oh we big bold

Alien Queen : sjdjdjwkksksks

Alien Queen : uraraKA

o shit waddup : that’s my girlfriend uwu

zerogravity : owo

zerogravity : 💚

o shit waddup : 💕

buzztanut : gay

zerogravity : very

buzztanut : understandable have a nice day