Ahri: EVERYONE I HAVE A SERIOUS EMERGENCY!!!
Kai’sa: What is it?
Kai’sa: What’s wrong?
Kai’sa: Do I need to come home right away?
Akali: Ahri, what’s wrong??
Evelynn: Did you die yet?
Taliyah: ^^that’s morbid…
Sivir: Oh, those two are worse than this
Sona: Ahri, what’s the emergency?
Sona: Do I need to come over?
Ahri: I LOST MY EARRING!!!
Akali: Really, Ahri?
Evelynn: Oh darn, you’re not dead.
Taliyah: She really woke us up at 9am for this
Sivir: Tal, she woke us up at 3am many times
Sivir: This is nothing
Sona: She would make a huge deal on an earring
Ahri: YEAH BUT IT’S MY EARRING!!!!!!!
Ahri: ISH GOOOONE!!
Akali: Buy another one?
Ahri: BUT DIS ONE IS SPECIAL
Evelynn: What’s so special about it?
Ahri: ISH MY FAVORITE EARRING IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD!!!
Kai’sa: Ahri, you can buy another earring similar to it
Kai’sa: Now if you don’t mind, we would like to continue our morning schedules without any incidents at the house
Kai’sa: So watch the house for us.
Ahri: BUT MY EARRING IS GOOOOOONE
Evelynn: If I buy you a new one, will you shut the fuck up?
Ahri: YOU CAN’T BUY ME THIS EARRING, THIS IS SPECIAL
Ahri: EVIE THIS IS MY HEART SHAPED ONE
Evelynn: This is actually serious
Taliyah: Evelynn siding with Ahri??
Sivir: I did not see this coming.
Sona: For Ahri to not accept Evelynn buying her things is very serious.
Akali: Well shit, do I have to postpone my meeting?
Evelynn: Yes, darling
Kai’sa: Wait, we’re really dropping everything for Ahri’s earring????
Kai’sa: I can’t ditch our publicity meeting???
Kai’sa: I’m suppose to represent K/DA when our team meets with some of our biggest sponsors
Kai’sa: We planned this meeting for weeks
Evelynn: girls, clear your plans bc this is obviously an emergency
Kai’sa: Alrighty then…
Kai’sa: Guess this really is an emergency
Ahri: IT IIIISSSS!!
Akali: I woke up so early for my meeting thoooooo
Evelynn: I’m sorry darling but Ahri’s emergency must come first
Sivir: Over an earring??
Evelynn: btw I expect you to help too
Evelynn: Yes, you’re kai’sa gf and you are obligated to help us
Kai’sa: YOU DIDN’T HELP ME WITH MY DAD
Evelynn: Anyways, Sona, we need your help too
Taliyah: Wow, ignored, hahah
Sona: I don’t exactly have a choice, do I?
Ahri: MI EARRRING IS MISHING
Akali: YEAH WE KNOW AHRI
Taliyah: Where do you think you lost it last, Ahri?
Ahri: I don’t knooooooo
Evelynn: We were busy yesterday
Evelynn: Do you think you might have lost it somewhere in our outings?
Akali: Kami...this is like finding a needle in a haystack.
Sona: List out where you guys went yesterday
Kai’sa: Are we all seriously cancelling our ACTUALLY IMPORTANT meetings for this earring??
Evelynn: Sivir included
Sivir: YEAH I GET IT
Sivir: Shut up or i’ll beat your ass
Taliyah: Too bad I’m all the way in egypt
Sona: and Xan Irelia is all the way in japan
Irelia: STOP USING MY FULL NAME!!!
Akali: hi hi
Evelynn: oh i forgot mophelia was in this chat
Irelia: I was hoping you would forget…
Ahri: IRELIA I LOST MY EARRING!!!
Irelia: Sorry to hear that
Ahri: ISH MY FAVORITE ONE
Irelia: What a shame, hope you find it.
Evelynn: I’m going to list the places we went to yesterday
Evelynn: *riot company for a few meetings
Evelynn: *interview with PopRox
Evelynn: *shopping at the mall
Ahri: I really hope I didn’t lose it at the mall, we had a lot of fans there
Kai’sa: I still say just go buy a new earring
Ahri: BUT YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND, ISH SPECIALLLLL
Akali: What is so special about your heart ring earring, ahri?
Ahri: It was left with me when I was a kit
Kai’sa: Okay, now I feel like an asshole.
Kai’sa: I’m sorry.
Ahri: ISH OKIIIEEEE LETS JUST FIND IT PWEASE
Evelynn: I’m trying, now hold your tails and calm down.
Ahri: I’m holding my tails and I am calm.
Akali: So should we split up and go to these places to check if her earring is there?
Evelynn: That’s the idea.
Evelynn: I’ll check the studio
Evelynn: Akali go check riot company
Evelynn: Sona go check the PopRox we went to
Sona: Wait, didn’t you guys already have an interview with them?
Akali: We’re just that popular
Sona: Ha. Ha. Ha.
Evelynn: Kai’sa, go check the mall
Evelynn: Sivir, go do what you do best and follow your gf around for moral support.
Sivir: Shut up, Tal
Kai’sa: I miss you~
Sivir: I miss you too~
Evelynn: You’re welcome.
Akali: It’s not at the studio.
Evelynn: Are you sure you searched everywhere?
Ahri: DID YOU SEARCH EVERY INCH???
Akali: Yeah I did
Akali: It’s not here.
Ahri: ARE YOU SURE YOU DIDN’T JUST WALK IN, TOOK ONE GLANCE, AND WALKED OUT??????
Akali: Okay, fine I’ll search again
Akali: Siiiiigh I don’t wannna search
Evelynn: If you search thoroughly, I’ll do that thing you really like me to do~
Akali: cookies too?
Evelynn: Everything until the last tuck
Akali: Okie, I search
Akali: Mind your own business, I’m searching
Ahri: I’m curious…
Evelynn: Don’t be.
Akali: Just hold your tails and be patient while I search
Akali: Okay, the necklace isn’t here
Evelynn: It’s not here at the studio either
Evelynn: @Sona @Kai’sa
Evelynn: Any news?
Sona: Nope, no one has found a heart shape earring
Akali: Ahri, are you sure that you can’t replace or at least have your earring remade?
Ahri: It wouldn’t be the same
Ahri: That earring was left with me when I was found
Ahri: And I had it ever since
Ahri: I didn’t wear it during my teen idol years bc my ear wasn’t pierced
Ahri: But i decided to wear it full time when i comeback from my hiatus
Ahri: It’s hard to explain but it means a lot
Akali: No i get
Irelia: May I suggest that it might have been stolen?
Ahri: STOOOOLENNNNN NYOOOOOO!!!
Evelynn: Couldn’t you have eased into that one, myophelia?
Taliyah: You can’t deny that isn’t a possibility
Evelynn: That is true.
Evelynn: There are some crazy fans
Ahri: WAH I DON’T WANT IT TO BE STOLEN WAAAAAHHH
Evelynn: @Kai’sa answer me
Akali: It’s probably not stolen, Ahri! Don’t worry!
Irelia: It could be stolen, though.
Akali: Senpai, you’re not helping….
Evelynn: We still can’t rule it out…
Evelynn: @Kai’sa do you have anything at all or are you sucking Sivir’s lips???
Kai’sa: No I am not sucking Sivir’s lips.
Kai’sa: I’m sucking her neck
Akali: Oh come on!
Evelynn: Really kai’sa???
Kai’sa: I’m sorry that I want to put a hickey on my gf’s neck?????
Evelynn: At a time like this????
Evelynn: Where are you???
Evelynn: Did you even go to the mall??
Kai’sa: Sivir and I went off on our own after we searched the mall
Kai’sa: we asked the front desk
Kai’sa: Put on an announcement
Kai’sa: Sign some shirts for fans
Kai’sa: Took pics with fans
Kai’sa: But no one said they saw a heart shaped earring
Kai’sa: or picked it up
Akali: Couldn’t you have said that earlier?????
Kai’sa: Can I not have ten fucking minutes to have some quality time with my girlfriend?????
Ahri: YOU COULD HAVE FOUND MY EARRING IN TEN MINUTES!!!!!
Kai’sa: I didn’t find it!!!
Kai’sa: I even gathered fans at the mall to do a group search
Ahri: WHAT IF ONE OF THEM DID FIND IT AND THEY STOLE IT!!!
Kai’sa: I assure you they wouldn’t
Ahri: THEY COULD
Kai’sa: If they did, I would have caught them
Ahri: YOU’RE TOO BUSY SUCKING SIVIR OFF
Sivir: I am the giver and Kai’sa is the receiver, let's be clear on that.
Sivir: I let her mark me tho
Taliyah: I don’t want, nor care about my friend’s sex life, thanks.
Akali: I don’t want to be scarred, thanks.
Sivir: Fuck you two
Irelia: Why do I check this chat?
Sona: Bc it’s always exciting to read, Xan Irelia.
Irelia: STOP CALLING ME BY MY FULL NAME
Ahri: HEY WHO CARES HOW KAI’SA AND SIVIR FRICK FRACK, MY EARRING IS STILL MISSING!!!
Akali: None of us found anything
Akali: Your earring could be anywhere
Evelynn: I say we all go home and figure out what to do.
Sivir: Kai’sa says she’ll be home a bit later
Akali: You two want to make out
Sivir: Don’t nasty shame us.
Sivir: Shut up
Evelynn: Embrace it.
Ahri: COME HOME AND COMFORT MEEEEE
Ahri: HI HI HI I MIGHT DIE TONIGHT!!!!!
Ahri: FOXY IN DANGER FOXY IN DANGER!!!
Kai’sa: Oh, so I guess I should not go home?
Ahri: KAI’SA KAI’SA KAI’SA KAI’SA KAI’SA KAI’SA KAI’SA KAI’SA KAI’SA!!!! HAAAALPPPPPP
Ahri: AKALI AND EVELYNN MIGHT REALLY KILL MEEEEE
Ahri: FOXY IS IN DANGER
Ahri: I REPEAT
Ahri: FOXY IS IN DANGER
Ahri: NINJA AND THE SUCCUHOE ARE TRYING TO KILL MEEEE
Akali: WE SURE WILL
Akali: NOW COME OUT!!!!!!!!!
Kai’sa: Do I even want to know what happened?
Evelynn: GUESS WHERE HER FUCKING EARRING IS???????
Evelynn: ON HER FUCKING EAR!!!!!!
Taliyah: I’m sorry what?
Irelia: So it’s not stolen?
Evelynn: IT WAS ON HER EAR!!!!!
Akali: THE WHOLE TIME!!!
Kai’sa: So she didn’t lose it?
Evelynn: SHE FUCKING FORGOT IT WAS ON HER FUCKING EAR!!!!!!
Evelynn: LIKE HOW????
Ahri: I SOWWY IT WAS AN HONEST MISTAKE!!!
Akali: HOW DO YOU NOT REALIZE THAT YOUR EARRING IS ON YOUR FUCKING EAR!!!!??????
Akali: WE CANCELLED OUR DAY FOR THIS DAMN EARRING!!!!
Ahri: I SOWWYYYYY IT WAS A FOXY MISTAKE!!!!!
Kai’sa: So I don’t need to come home?
Evelynn: YOU CAN COME HOME TO MAKE US SOME FOX STEW!!!!!
Kai’sa: I’ll just tell Sivir to turn around.
Kai’sa: Going to spend the night at her place
Ahri: KAI’SA KAI’SA KAI’SA SAAAVVVVEEE MEEEEE
Kai’sa: Have fun, love and kisses xoxoxo
Evelynn: Hello, K/DA has lost their foxy leader, Ahri. Please respect our privacy during this tragic time.
Sona: So sorry for your lost.
Taliyah: Sending thoughts and prayers.
Kai’sa: She shall be missed.
Sivir: Her legacy will live on.
Akali: I shall never forget her.
Ahri: I AM STILL ALIVE!!!!
Evelynn: Wow, it’s like she’s still here.
Ahri: BC I AM HERE!!
Akali: It’s like she’s right next to me
Ahri: I AM NEXT TO YOU
Kai’sa: K/DA won’t be the same without Ahri
Ahri: I AM RIGHT HERE
Evelynn: The remaining three of us shall continue Ahri’s dream of spreading music across the globe.
Ahri: AKALI MAKES EVELYNN BABY HER WITH MILK AND COOKIES AND BEDTIME STORIES AND SHE DEMANDS TO BE TUCKED INTO BED WITH HER STUFF DRAGON, SIR NIN NIN
Akali: AHRI YOU BETTER RUN BEFORE I CHASE YOU DOWN!!!!!
Ahri: OH NOW I EXIST!!!
Evelynn: YOU WON’T BE FOR LONG
Ahri: COME AT ME
Ahri: I AM READY THIS TIME!
Kai’sa: I’m going to go back to bottoming so have fun you guys.
Sona: Hahaha, it’s always an exciting day with K/DA
Sona: Isn’t that right, Xan Irelia?
Irelia: I didn’t even text in the chat!
Taliyah: But you knew and responded to Sona anyways?
Irelia left group chat “K/DA”
Sona: She’s so easy to tease, haha
Akali added Irelia to group chat “K/DA”
Irelia: LET ME LEAVE