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Akali : I’m bored

Akali : Is anybody around?

 

Kai’sa : I’m sorry

Kai’sa : Excuse me?

Kai’sa : Where the fuck have you been?

 

Akali : Chilling in my room.

 

Kai’sa : You’ve been home this entire time????

 

Akali : Yep

 

Kai’sa : While I have been spending the last four hours trying to get my dad to not kill Sivir??

 

Akali : Yep

 

Kai’sa: AND YOU COULD HAVE BEEN HELPING???

 

Akali: Yesh

 

Sivir : You fucking asshole.

 

Akali: I got sleepy and took a nap.

 

Sivir : I’VE BEEN RUNNING AROUND THIS FUCKING CITY TO AVOID BEING FUCKING MURDERED BY KASSADIN!!!

 

Akali : Yikes.

Akali : Sounds rough, buddy.

 

Sivir : I AM GOING TO KILL YOU NEXT AFTER KASSADIN KILLS ME AND I RISE FROM THE DEAD!

 

Akali : Would you be a zombie?

 

Sivir : WHO CARES!!!??

 

Akali : I do!

Akali: It’s a legitimate question!

 

Sivir : I HAVE A LEGITIMATE QUESTION!

Sivir : FUCK YOU!

 

Akali: That’s not a question.

 

Sivir: YOU GET THE POINT!

 

Akali : I don’t though.

 

Kai’sa : Just drop it…

Kai’sa: Enough fighting.

Kai’sa: I just calmed my dad down…

 

Sivir: So am I safe?

 

Kai’sa: I would sleep with a knife under your pillow for a few nights.

 

Sivir: I do that all the time.

 

Akali: That’s dangerous.

Akali : What if you forget the knife and accidentally cut yourself?

 

Sivir : Can’t be as bad as the time when that snake bitch stabbed me in the back.

 

Kai’sa :You really hate that woman, huh?

 

Sivir : I’m usually not about wearing furs, but I would wear snake leather to get back at that bitch.

 

Akali : Cold…

 

Sivir: Would you easily forgive someone who stabbed you in the back?

 

Akali: I would kill them.

 

Sivir: I wish I did that to that snake whore.

 

Kai’sa: Okay stop talking about killing and death.

 

Akali: We’re bonding.

 

Kai’sa: Can’t you two bond over something else?

 

Sivir: Sure

Sivir : Yo Akali

Sivir : You tap Eve’s ass yet?

 

Kai’sa: Oh my god…

 

Akali: No not yet…

 

Kai’sa : Wait really???

Kai’sa : But you’ve been in her room many times??

 

Akali : Yeah, we watch movies or I teach her how to play video games.

 

Sivir : You haven’t tapped the succubus????

 

Akali: We are taking it slow…

 

Kai’sa : Honestly, ngl…

Kai’sa : I’m surprised you two haven’t done it yet

Kai’sa : But at the same time, it really shows Eve in a different light…

 

Evelynn : I am a gentlewoman and I respect Akali.

Evelynn : I am willing to wait for a long time for the moment where we can consummate our love at Akali’s permission.

 

Sivir: Wtf…

 

Akali: Eve-chaaaannn

 

Evelynn : Akali~~~

 

Kai’sa : Oh hey where the fuck have you been?

Kai’sa : Oh don’t mind me

Kai’sa : I’ve been spending the last fucking four hours getting my dad to not kill Sivir!

 

Evelynn : Cool story, sis

Evelynn : Glad it seem to have worked out.

 

Kai’sa :OAHIGIDFHKULSK;FSD;XGLSHK

 

Akali : I miss you, Eve.

 

Evelynn : I miss you too, Akali~

 

Kai’sa: Are you not at home??

 

Evelynn : Yes.

 

Kai’sa : So...did you go off to do something else while I was trying to prevent a murder scene?

 

Evelynn : Yes.

 

Kai’sa : Why did you not help me??

 

Evelynn : You never asked.

 

Kai’sa :...

Kai’sa : I’m going to fucking murder you.

 

Sivir : Fuck you’re so hot when you’re angry.

 

Kai’sa : Not the time, Sivir.

 

Sivir : Yes ma'am!

 

Evelynn : I mean...all you had to do was ask me to help you with your dad.

 

𝕂𝕒𝕚'𝕤𝕒 :𝕀 𝔸𝕄 𝕊𝕆 𝔽𝕌ℂ𝕂𝕀ℕ𝔾 𝔻𝕆ℕ𝔼 𝕎𝕀𝕋ℍ 𝕐𝕆𝕌!!!!

𝕂𝕒𝕚'𝕤𝕒 : 𝕀 𝕊𝕎𝔼𝔸ℝ 𝕋𝕆 𝔾𝕆𝔻

𝕂𝕒𝕚'𝕤𝕒 : 𝕂/𝔻𝔸 𝕀𝕊 𝔾𝕆𝕀ℕ𝔾 𝕋𝕆 𝔹𝔼 𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝔽𝕌ℂ𝕂𝕀ℕ𝔾 𝔻𝔼𝔸𝕋ℍ 𝕆𝔽 𝕄𝔼!!

 

Akali : Oh cool! You can do it too!

 

Sivir : Damn

Sivir : So hot

 

𝕂𝕒𝕚'𝕤𝕒 : ℍ𝕦𝕙...𝕀 𝕕𝕚𝕕𝕟'𝕥 𝕜𝕟𝕠𝕨 𝕀 𝕔𝕠𝕦𝕝𝕕 𝕕𝕠 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤…

 

Sivir : I learn new things about you~~

 

Kai’sa : Sivir~~

 

Sivir : Kai’sa~~~

 

Evelynn: Your mood swings are terrifying….

 

Kai’sa : Your sex life scares me.

 

Evelynn : True.

Evelynn : I’ve done some questionable acts in bed.

 

Sivir: What’s the one you regret the most?

 

Evelynn : Everything with Twisted Fate

 

Kai’sa : Figures…

 

Akali : Totally changing the topic but I just got a call from Ahri.

Akali: She asked us to get her released from the pound?

 

Kai’sa : Pound as in…

Kai’sa : The shelter??

 

Sivir: Where they keep stray animals??

 

Akali: Yeah.

 

Evelynn : Oh, so that’s where she ended up.

 

Kai’sa : What the fuck did you two do in the past four hours??

 

Sona : ヾ( ̄ー ̄(≧ω≦*)ゝヾ( ̄◇ ̄)ノ

 

Kai’sa : Ah…??

 

Evelynn : Oh there you are Sona.

Evelynn : I guess Ahri got picked up by animal control.

 

Sona :。(>ω<。)

 

Kai’sa : Care to explain what happened???

 

Evelynn: Sona, Ahri, and I went out to bond since we haven’t hung out in so long.

Evelynn: And Ahri turned into a fox and played fetch with us

Evelynn : Then somehow we lost her and now she’s in the pound.

 

Sivir : That escalated quickly…

 

Akali : Glad you seem to be having fun, Eve!

 

Evelynn : I would rather be home with you than be playing fetch with Ahri…

 

Sona :凸(>皿<)凸

 

Evelynn : Okay but you’re fine Sona.

Evelynn : You know I don’t mind hanging out with you.

 

Sona : ( ノ^ω^)ノ゚

 

Kai’sa : So...are we going to get Ahri or not?

 

Evelynn : Do we have too…?

 

Sona :~(>_<~)

 

Evelynn : Yeah yeah...I know

Evelynn : I guess I should go do the right thing…

 

Kai’sa : You guess??

 

Evelynn: When you have known that stinky fox your whole life, you’ll understand my hesitation.

 

Ahri : YOU KNOW I CAN SEE THE CHAT!!

 

Evelynn: That’s the point!

 

Ahri : GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!

 

Kai’sa :How did you end up in the pound!!!??

 

Ahri: I was playing fetch with Sona and Eve!

Ahri : Then as usual, Eve had to fucking show off her ego

Ahri : And threw the ball so far that I got lost in the mountains

Ahri: And then I somehow I ended up being taken away by animal control

Ahri : And I’m stuck in the pound…

 

Sivir : …

Sivir : How does this escalate so fast?

 

Akali : Are they not going to let you out since you’re human now???

 

Ahri : This isn’t the first time this has happen…

Ahri : Long story short...they won’t let me out unless someone comes and get me...

 

Kai’sa : For fuck sake…

 

Evelynn : You should have been around the time Ahri was stuck in the pound for a month and missed a lot of her tour dates back when she was a teenage pop star idol.

 

Ahri :That really sucked…

 

Sona :೭੧(❛▿❛✿)੭೨

 

Ahri : No, Sona….

Ahri : I refuse to have a chip put into my body!!

 

Evelynn : It would be so much easier to find you.

 

Ahri : HEY LESS TALKING AND GET ME OUT OF THE POUND!!!

 

Kai’sa : Can we leave her in there?

 

Evelynn : You think I haven’t tried that?

 

Sivir : What’s the longest she’s been stuck in the pound?

 

Evelynn : Ooh….

Evelynn : A year?

Evelynn : Right, Ahri?

 

Sivir :Oh?

 

Ahri : Yep!

Ahri : The longest was when I was born as a kit until about one years old

Ahri : When they discovered I can turn into a human, I was released to a foster home.

 

Kai’sa :Oh my god…

Kai’sa : You were an orphan?

 

Ahri : Yep!

 

Kai’sa : I’m sorry.

 

Akali : I’m so sorry.

 

Ahri : Don’t be!

Ahri : I would have never been discovered if that talent agent didn’t happen to visit the foster home and see me.

 

Evelynn : Then that fucking talent scout had Riot recruit Ahri to the idol training to specifically ruin my life.

 

Ahri : We’ve been best fwiends ever sinceeee

 

Sona : (❁´ω`❁)

 

Evelynn : It has been hell ever since.

 

Ahri : Noooo you wuv meeeee

 

Evelynn : Debatable.

 

Ahri : I wuv you eeevvvveee

 

Evelynn : Fuck off.

 

Ahri : Nyo~~~

 

Akali : This is the weirdest therapy session…

 

Kai’sa : As someone that has had multiple therapy sessions, I agree.

 

Sivir : We all have some kind of fuck up in our lives.

Sivir : I was stabbed.

 

Ahri : I don’t know my parents.

 

Kai’sa : I was trapped in a cave for weeks and now have parasites that follow me around.

 

Akali : I had a really bad emo phase.

 

Sona : ಥ_ಥ

 

Evelynn : Can you guys lighten up?

 

Kai’sa : I’m happy to have been trapped in a cave for weeks and have parasites latch on to me??

 

Akali : My emo phase was the best years of my life.

 

Sivir : I’m happy that Cassiopeia got turned into a snake woman after betraying me.

 

Ahri : I’m happy to have met Eve!

 

Sona : (❁´▽`❁)*✲゚*

 

Evelynn : Hm…

Evelynn : Close enough…

 

Ahri : Can you guys let me out?

 

Evelynn : No.

 

Ahri : Pwease?

 

Kai’sa : Come on, Eve.

Kai’sa : You’re the only one out of all of us that can drive.

 

Evelynn : Go to the DMV and get your driver’s license, Kai’sa.

Evelynn : :)

 

Kai’sa : Yeah, after I try to put a restraining order on my dad so he doesn’t kill Sivir...

 

Evelynn : That’s the spirit!

 

Kai’sa : I was being sarcastic.

 

Sivir : But...can I have that restraining order?

 

Kai’sa : Just give me a few days and I can talk my dad out of killing you.

 

Ahri : How about letting me out first?

 

Sivir : My life is more important.

 

Ahri : I beg to differ.

 

Evelynn : Everyone’s lives are more important than yours, Ahri.

 

Ahri : And everyone’s lives are better off without them knowing you’ve had at least five dicks inside you at the same time but go off I guess.

 

Kai’sa : I really didn’t need to know that…

 

Akali : Oh my…

 

Sivir : Oh my ra….

 

Evelynn : That was a crazy night.

 

Sona : \|  ̄ヘ ̄|/

 

Evelynn : Don’t knock it until you try it.

 

Akali : You had five dicks inside you…???

 

Evelynn : Not in the same place.

 

Akali : Oh that makes more sense.

 

Sivir : Oh thank Anubis….

 

Kai’sa : Can we stop?

Kai’sa : I don’t want to know more about Evelynn’s past sex life….

 

Akali :I kinda do…

 

Ahri : Your heart isn’t ready for it, trust me.

 

Evelynn : Oh my god, Ahri…

Evelynn :I do one nipple piercing and you think I’m too extreme.

 

Ahri : UUUGHHHH THAT JUST MAKES MY TAILS CUUURRRLLL!!!

 

Akali : Kinky…

 

Kai’sa : oh no…

 

Sivir : She’s learning new things...

 

Evelynn : I don’t mind doing it again for you, Kali~

 

Akali : Eeee~~~~

 

Evelynn : Darling~~~

 

Kai’sa : Hey

Kai’sa : Remember when Akali was the innocent one of the group?

Kai’sa : What happened???

 

Akali : Love changed me.

 

Evelynn : For the better~

 

Ahri : For the worse.

 

Evelynn : Fuck off

 

Ahri : You fuck off!

 

Evelynn : I fuck you first!

 

Ahri : I fuck you second!

 

Sivir : What?

 

Evelynn : I don’t know what happened there.

 

Ahri : LMFAOO

 

Akali : Are you sure you two didn’t fuck each other??

Akali : Like I won’t judge if you two did.

 

Evelynn : I assure you that I would rather suck Twisted Fate’s dick again than sleep with Ahri.

 

Ahri : I would rather sleep on a bed of nails than share a bed with Evelynn.

 

Kai’sa : I really don’t understand you two’s relationship…

 

Sona : 乁| ・ 〰 ・ |ㄏ

 

Sivir : So I take it that even you don’t understand?

 

Sona : ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

 

Ahri : We are just best friends!

 

Evelynn : Yeah sure.

 

Kai’sa : Oh come on, Eve

Kai’sa : You like Ahri a little bit?

 

Sivir : I don’t think you would be in K/DA if you actually hated Ahri.

 

Evelynn : I tolerate her.

 

Ahri : I wuv you!!

 

Evelynn : Ew.

 

Ahri : Fuck you.

 

Evelynn : Fuck you.

 

Ahri : Fuck me yourself, you little bitch.

Ahri : Aw shit!!

 

Evelynn : HAHA

 

Kai’sa : Lmfao

 

Evelynn : Okay but no joke

Evelynn : That line was often said to me by people that disliked me before I slept with them.

 

Sivir : Do you not have a limit?

Sivir : Or pple you would never have sex with?

 

Evelynn : Twisted Fate.

 

Akali : That seems clear enough.

 

Evelynn : I hate that man.

 

Ahri : You weren’t complaining when he was balls deep in you.

 

Sivir: Oh shit!!!!

 

Kai’sa: Okay, damn….

 

Sona: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

Evelynn : Shut the fuck up, Ahri.

 

Ahri : Niew!

 

Evelynn : Stay in the pound.

 

Ahri : Noooo let me out!

 

Evelynn : Stay in there forever.

 

Ahri : Bitch I’ll break out and fucking fight you.

 

Kai’sa: Then...break out….

 

Evelynn : You know damn well I can beat you.

 

Ahri : You know I broke your hips before, I can do it again.

 

Evelynn : I broke your ribs and I can do that again.

 

Akali : How are you two not dead??

 

Evelynn : I still wonder that…

 

Ahri : But like I can easily kill Eve if I tried.

 

Kai’sa : Please don’t…

 

Evelynn : Ahri, you can’t fucking kill me.

 

Ahri : I can try.

 

Sivir : How about no?

 

Evelynn : How about yes?

 

Kai’sa : How about we get Ahri out of the pound?

 

Evelynn : No.

 

Akali : How about we talk about that nipple piercing?

 

Evelynn : We can do my other nipple.

 

Ahri : Can one of you guys bail me out??

 

Akali : But...nipple piercing

Akali : That’s so hot.

 

Ahri : Dear god no…

 

Evelynn : Hater.

 

Ahri : Whoregasm

 

Evelynn : Mutt.

 

Ahri : Tentacle slut

 

Evelynn : Little shit

 

Kai’sa : My god you two are like bitching school girls that need to show off how popular you are…

 

Sivir : That is way too accurate…

 

Akali : Okay but like

Akali : Nipple piercing.

 

𝕂𝕒𝕚'𝕤𝕒 : 𝕎ℍ𝔸𝕋 𝕀𝕊 𝕎𝕀𝕋ℍ 𝕐𝕆𝕌 𝔸ℕ𝔻 ℕ𝕀ℙℙ𝕃𝔼 ℙ𝕀𝔼ℝℂ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝕊??!!!

 

Evelynn : Holy shit you can do it too

 

Ahri : Congrats!!

 

Akali: Nipple piercing is just so fucking cool.

Akali: Like I can’t explain it…

Akali: Seeing nipple piercings makes me feel weird and happy.

 

Sivir: Dude...I think you just found your first fetish…

 

Ahri: NOOOOOO

Ahri: WHAT HAPPEN TO OUR INNOCENT MAKNAE!!!???

 

Kai’sa: It’s all Evelynn’s fault.

 

Evelynn: Rude!!

 

Sona: ∠( ᐛ 」∠)_

 

Evelynn: Oh shut up Sona…

 

Akali: I so excited

 

Kai’sa: RIP Akali-before-Evelynn

Kai’sa: You shall be missed.

 

Sivir: I miss that ninja dork that dropped her phone on top of a ferris wheel.

 

Ahri: I miss when she was too dumb to realize Eve’s feelings.

 

Evelynn: You guys are so fucking supportive

Evelynn: wow you insensitive fucks.

 

Kai’sa: You ruined Akali.

 

Akali: You make it sound like it’s a bad thing.

 

Kai’sa: You use to be so pure.

 

Evelynn: This is coming from the girl that couldn’t look Sivir in the eye

Evelynn: Could barely talk to Sivir

Evelynn: And now she has bite marks on her ass

 

Kai’sa: Fuck you.

 

Ahri: While I’m glad we are letting out our emotions!

Ahri: CAN SOMEONE PLEASE LET ME OUT!???

 

Evelynn: Read the next text carefully.

Evelynn: No.

 

Ahri: klsjglkhdflkhlkfdhlksj

Ahri: BIIIIIITCH!!!

 

Kai’sa: Please Eve, you’re the only one that can drive.

 

Evelynn: Doesn’t Sivir ride a scooter??

 

Sivir: OH GEE I DID HUH???

Sivir: BUT HEY YOU KNOW WHAT’S FUNNY??

Sivir: KAI’SA’S AMAZING AND SWEET FATHER BROKE IT SO I CAN’T USE IT!!!

 

Evelynn: That’s rough, sis

 

Sivir: Fuck you.

 

Kai’sa: I promise to buy you a new one.

 

Sivir: I don’t want you to buy me things.

Sivir: I just want your ass without fearing for my life.

 

Kai’sa: Babe….

 

Akali: You have very low standards…

 

Sivir: Hey fuck you

Sivir: Go back to your fetish awakening.

 

Akali: Maybe I will!!

 

Ahri: MAYBE SOMEONE TRIES TO GET ME OUT???

Ahri: @Sona???

 

Sona: ...

 

Ahri: OH COME ON!!!

Ahri: YOU ARE NOT GOING TO IGNORE ME SONA!!!

 

Sona: 」( ̄▽ ̄」)

 

Ahri: God damn it…

 

Evelynn: Sucks to be you.

 

Ahri: FAAAACK YOUOOOOOO

 

Sivir: You have a lot of anger and affection towards Eve…

 

Ahri: It’s called friendship.

 

Kai’sa: Yeah no…

 

Evelynn: She just has a lot of energy pent up.

Evelynn: Probably bc she hasn’t gotten laid in a while

 

Sivir: Then...she should go get laid…

 

Ahri: No. That’s not true at all!

Ahri: I’m a classy fox!

Ahri: I am elegant!

Ahri: I am a different Ahri from 5 years ago!

 

Kai’sa: What does that have to do with getting laid??

 

Akali: Maybe she’s bad at sex and doesn’t want to admit it?

 

Ahri: I’m actually great in bed, thank you very much.

 

Evelynn: I highly doubt that.

 

Ahri: Bitch you never slept with me so fuck off your judgemental ass.

 

Evelynn: Bitch I slept with pple that slept with you

Evelynn: They say I’m better

 

Ahri: WELL FUCKING EXCUSE ME THAT I AM NOT A FUCKING SUCCUBUS THAT FUCKING MAJORS IN SEXOLOGY!!!!!!!

 

Sivir: True.

Sivir: It’s like comparing yourself to a porn star.

 

Evelynn: Bitch I’m classier than porn stars.

 

Kai’sa: What is this conversation anymore….???

 

Akali: This is normal for us at this point.

 

Ahri: Look at how close we’ve gotten over the past few months~~

 

Kai’sa: I miss the days when we first met each other…

 

Evelynn: I don’t.

 

Sivir: It could be worse

Sivir: We could be all drunk and making even worse decisions.

 

Kai’sa: At this point, I need to get drunk…

 

Ahri: You know what?

Ahri: That reminds me of the best hook up I ever had.

Ahri: I went to this party and I got so drunk

Ahri: And I totally ate out this girl

Ahri: Don’t remember the girl but I remember it was the best time of my life.

Ahri: I don’t recommend having sex when drunk though.

 

Akali: You’re crazy…

 

Ahri: No, I’m Ahri.

 

Akali: LMFAO

 

Kai’sa: Sometimes I really worry for you, Ahri.

 

Ahri: Thanks mom

 

Sivir: LMFAO

 

Evelynn: Hey, that reminds me too!

Evelynn: I remember going to a party

Evelynn: And I got really drunk.

Evelynn: But this girl ate me out but I don’t remember her bc i was so drunk

Evelynn: It was the best hookup ever

Evelynn: Life lesson for everyone, drunk sex is not a good hookup at all and I don’t recommend it.

 

Ahri: Damn bestie!

Ahri: We even had similar hookup stories lmfao!!

 

Evelynn: Lmfao

 

Akali:

 

Kai’sa:

 

Sivir:

 

Sona: ヽ(  ̄д ̄;)ノ

 

Evelynn: What?

 

Ahri: What?

 

Akali: Would you two remember which party it was?

 

Evelynn: It was the New Year’s Party at Jinx’s a few years back.

 

Ahri: The New Year’s Party at Jinx’s.

 

Evelynn: I didn’t know you know Jinx?

 

Ahri: I didn’t either?

Ahri: Dude, I wish I known!

Ahri: We could have gone to the party together.

 

Evelynn: Yeah, maybe you would have stopped me from getting too drunk.

 

Ahri: You know damn well I would make you do more shots until you passed out back then.

 

Evelynn: Hahaha, true.

 

Kai’sa:

 

Sona:

 

Sivir: Do you two not see it?

 

Akali: Even I get it…

 

Evelynn: Get what??

 

Ahri: Yeah what?

 

Kai’sa: Your stories kinda fit together…

 

Evelynn: What do you mean?

 

Sivir: You got eaten out by a girl

 

Kai’sa: Ahri ate a girl out.

 

Akali: You two went to the same party.

 

Sona: ԅ(‹o›Д‹o›ԅ)

 

Evelynn:

 

Ahri:

 

Evelynn: Now that I think about it…

 

Ahri: Oh no…

 

Evelynn: Oh god

 

Ahri: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

Evelynn: WHAT THE FUCK AHRI!!!!?????

 

Ahri: DON’T WHAT THE FUCK ME, EVE!!!!

Ahri: I AM JUST AS TRAUMATIZED AS YOU!!!

 

Evelynn: YOU FUCKING ATE ME OUT!!!

 

Ahri: YOU FUCKING LET ME EAT YOU OUT!!!

 

Evelynn: FUCK THIS IS WORSE THAN TWISTED FATE!!

 

Ahri: OH COME ON!!!

Ahri: I CAN NOT BE BELOW TWISTED FATE!!!

 

Evelynn: AHRI WE FUCKING HOOKED UP!!

 

Ahri: YEAH I AM FUCKING AWARE NOW!!

 

Evelynn: FUCK

 

Ahri: Now all the jokes about us not having sex yet are all invalid.

 

Evelynn: I can not believe this…

 

Sivir: All of a sudden, Kassadin doesn’t seem so bad now…

 

Kai’sa: This is the weirdest conversation on this chat by far.

 

Akali: I feel like a new woman, tbh

 

Sivir: Oh my ra... you’re still on your fetish awakening….?

 

Kai’sa: Does it bother you that Ahri and Evelynn found out they did hook up?

 

Akali: She’s a succubus.

Akali: She has a nipple piercing.

Akali: And she wants me

Akali: Who cares if Eve hooked up with Ahri?

 

Ahri: I CARE!!!!

Ahri: THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BIRTH OF NEW INSIDE JOKES THAT I CAN USE AGAINST EVE!!

 

Evelynn: You...you still want me, Kali?

Evelynn: even when Ahri has tainted poor innocent me?

 

Kai’sa:

 

Sivir: ...

 

Sona: ...

 

Ahri: Hey!!

 

Akali: Yes, of course.

Akali: and your nipple piercing.

 

Sivir: Oh my god...you’re still on that…

 

Evelynn: I’m on my way home, kali~

 

Akali: I’ll be waiting!

 

Evelynn: Akali~~

 

Akali: Eve~~~

 

Ahri: IF ANYONE ASKS, I WANT TO STAY IN THE POUND FOR A FEW WEEKS!!!

 

Kai’sa: Stop being dramatic, Sivir and I are on our way on an Uber to bail you out.

 

Ahri: THANK YOU KAI’SA AND SIVIR!!!!

Ahri: I DIDN’T WANT TO ACTUALLY BE IN THE POUND FOR A FEW WEEKS!!!

Ahri: GET ME OUT SO I CAN START GIVING EVELYNN SHIT!!

 

Evelynn: FOR FUCK SAKE LET ME FUCKING HAVE 10 MINUTES AWAY FROM YOU!!!!

 

Ahri: WELL APPARENTLY WE CAN NEVER BE APART EVEN WHEN WE ARE DRUNK!!

 

Evelynn: Fuck me…

 

Ahri: I APPARENTLY I ALREADY DID!

 

Evelynn: FUCK YOU!!!

 

Ahri: FUCK YOU TOO!!!!

 

Evelynn: I HATE YOU!

 

Ahri: THAT’S PROBABLY WHAT YOU WEREN'T THINKING WHEN WE DRUNKENLY HOOKED UP!!!

 

Evelynn: OH MY FUCKING GOD AHRI!!!

Evelynn: SHUT UP!!

 

Ahri: NYOOO BITCH!!!

 

Kai’sa: And just like that...it’s as if nothing changed…

 

Sona: d (^‿^✿)