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Kai’sa: Send nudes.

 

Ahri: Sure okay

Ahri: *texts photo*

Ahri: *texts photo*

Ahri: *texts photo*

Ahri: *texts photo*

Ahri: *texts photo*

Ahri: *texts photo*

Ahri: *texts photo*

 

Evelynn: Okay, here’s mine.

Evelynn: *texts photo*

Evelynn: *texts photo*

Evelynn: *texts photo*

Evelynn: *texts photo*

Evelynn: *texts photo*

 

Akali: Wat?

Akali: Do I send nudes too?

 

Evelynn: Send them to me first.

 

Akali: Okie.

 

Ahri: Wow Eve

Ahri: Fucking cheap

 

Evelynn: Oh excuse me

Evelynn: **Please send the nudes to me if you are willing to.

 

Akali: Okie Dokie :)

 

Ahri: ...

 

Kai’sa: GOD DAMN IT!!! I SENT IT TO THE FUCKING GROUP CHAT!

 

Sivir: Do you still want my nudes?

 

Kai’sa: I guess…

Kai’sa: Though the mood is ruined…

 

Evelynn: So that’s what you’re doing, locked in your room…

 

Kai’sa: I’m stuck with you girls 24/7

Kai’sa: I want like 10 minutes of privacy.

 

Ahri: We give you privacy!

 

Kai’sa: You literally barged into my bathroom when I was showering yesterday!

 

Ahri: I had to use your toilet!

Ahri: Eve broke mine!

 

Kai’sa: THEN USE EVE’S BATHROOM!!!

 

Ahri: I don’t want to be staring at a 10-inch purple dildo while I’m pissing…

 

Akali: A what…?

 

Ahri: Ah, I see you haven’t been in her bathroom yet.

 

Evelynn: Go piss outside Ahri.

 

Ahri: HEY I LIKE TO BE CIVILIZED!

 

Evelynn: Didn’t stop you when we were kids.

 

Ahri: LOOK!

Ahri: I thought I could get away with a lot of things as a real fox!

 

Sivir: So you pissed in the bushes as a fox?

 

Ahri: I FEEL LIKE THIS CONVERSATION TOOK A WEIRD TURN!!

 

Akali: Says the one that posted nudes at Kai’sa’s request…

 

Kai’sa: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!

 

Ahri: But we all agree that my body is better looking than Eve’s?

 

Sivir: Not with that weird outie belly button.

 

Kai’sa: It’s so weird looking...

 

Akali: Ditto

Akali: Plus Eve got bigger titties.

 

Evelynn: I sure do ;)

 

Ahri: WOW!!

Ahri: FUCK YOU GUYS!

Ahri: LEAVE MY OUTIE BELLY BUTTON OUT OF THIS!!

 

Evelynn: Get a new belly button.

 

Ahri: YEAH LET ME PULL IT OUT OF MY ASS!

 

Evelynn: You have a nice ass though

 

Kai’sa: I agree

 

Sivir: It’s a nice ass

 

Akali: Ditto

 

Ahri: Aw, thanks, guys.

 

Akali: Eve’s is bigger tho

 

Kai’sa: Agree

 

Sivir: Ditto

 

Ahri: HEY AT LEAST MY ASS DOESN’T HAVE A FUCKING BITE MARK ON IT!!

Ahri: @Kai’sa!

 

Sivir: Oh...

 

Kai’sa: YOU SAW THAT???!!

 

Ahri: YEAH!! WHEN I HAD TO USE YOUR BATHROOM WHILE YOU WERE IN THE SHOWER!

 

Kai’sa: YOU WERE PEEPING ON ME IN THE SHOWER!!!!????

 

Ahri: Only a little.

 

Evelynn: God damn it Ahri…

 

Ahri: I’m sowwyyyy!

Ahri: It’s in my foxy nature to be curious.

 

Akali: Hentai.

 

Ahri: Rude

Ahri: Okay a little.

 

Sivir: Weirdo.

 

Ahri: Says the woman that bit Kai’sa’s butt

 

Sivir: ...okay true

 

Evelynn: Kinky

 

Kai’sa: Why are we like this?

 

Ahri: What do you mean?

 

Kai’sa: I feel like…

Kai’sa: Compared to other bands

Kai’sa: We’re so weird.

 

Ahri: Bokkie, I know very well

Ahri: There are other bands that are weirder than us

 

Evelynn: What other bands could possibly be weirder than us?

 

Sivir: That’s impossible to imagine.

Sivir: And I’m not even in this band

 

Ahri: Pentakill.

 

Evelynn: And you know this how?

 

Ahri: Um???

Ahri: Sona???

 

Evelynn: What about her?

 

Ahri: She’s in Pentakill…

 

Evelynn: What…?

Evelynn: She is??

 

Ahri: WOW

Ahri: Fake friend here!

 

Kai’sa: Sona???

Kai’sa: You mean Sona as in…

Kai’sa: DJ Sona?

 

Ahri: Oh yeah that’s her other gig

 

Akali: WOAH WOAH BACK UP!

Akali: SONA IS THAT REDHEAD IN PENTAKILL???!!!!!

 

Evelynn: I guess???

Evelynn: I didn’t recognize her at all.

 

Ahri: You guys seriously didn’t know??

 

Kai’sa: YOU TWO KNOW SONA??!!!

 

Ahri: Yeah, she was in idol training with Eve and I before she was scouted off

Ahri: Sweet girl

 

Evelynn: Very talented

 

Ahri: She seems to be doing very well career wise

 

Evelynn: Good for her

 

Akali: WHAT IS SHE LIKE!??

 

Kai’sa: IS SHE PRETTIER IN PERSON??!!

 

Akali: DOES SHE KNOW KAYLE!!???

Akali: OMG SHE HAS TO KNOW KAYLE!

 

Kai’sa: WHAT IS HER SKIN CARE REGIMEN?

 

Akali: IS SHE COOLER IN PERSON?

 

Sivir: DOES SHE SENDS NUDES TO FUCKING KARTHUS????? THAT UGLY SON OF A BITCH????

 

Ahri: …what?

 

Evelynn: ….no…

Evelynn: I hope.

 

Kai’sa: GOOD QUESTION BABE!

Kai’sa: WHAT MAKES PENTAKILL WEIRDER THAN US??!!

Kai’sa: ARE THEY WHORING OUT SONA?????!!!!

 

Akali: NOOOOO NOT SONA!!

Akali: NOT THE PRECIOUS BEAN!!

 

Kai’sa: NO I REFUSE TO BELIEVE!

 

Ahri:

 

Evelynn:

 

Ahri: Why do they seem more excited about Sona more than meeting us, Eve?

 

Evelynn: Oh idk

Evelynn: Maybe bc you ran off to jerk off for 5 years and I pissed off every other artist in the industry…

Evelynn: And Sona has been skyrocketing in the industry for years.

 

Kai’sa: You two also kidnapped me

 

Akali: And the first thing you wanted from me, Ahri

Akali: was to pay the dinner bill.

 

Ahri: Ah…

Ahri: Makes sense.

 

Evelynn: Have you texted Sona that you came back to society before our music video release?

 

Ahri: Ah no

Ahri: But she and I texted before I came back so I didn’t really need to.

 

Evelynn: ...

Evelynn: Ex- fucking- cuse me???

 

Ahri: Ah fuck…

 

Evelynn: You texted Sona during the 5 years you were fucking yourself????!!!!

 

Ahri: Nyooooooo

 

Evelynn: Ahri…

 

Ahri: Only to remind me to eat and stuff

Ahri: And send me cat memes

Ahri: She came to visit me once or twice

 

Evelynn: OH SO YOU LET HER SEE YOU BUT WON’T TELL ME KNOW WHERE THE FUCK YOU ARE????!!!!

 

Ahri: You can’t escape her.

Ahri: Idk even know how she found me in the first place

 

Evelynn: AND SHE DIDN’T WANT TO TELL ME??

 

Ahri: She’s a true homie.

 

Evelynn: Wow…

 

Ahri: She wuvs you!

 

Evelynn: I’m really feeling the love…

 

Akali: Can we meet her??

Akali: I promise we won’t be weird to her!

 

Sivir: I might.

 

Kai’sa: Babe…

 

Sivir: Kidding!

 

Ahri: I mean sure but just know she doesn’t talk

 

Akali: Yeah I know.

 

Kai’sa: We know she’s a mute.

 

Sivir: She is?

 

Kai’sa: Yes babe, she is.

 

Evelynn: Yeah but she can still roast you.

 

Ahri: That is true

Ahri: But also, she doesn’t text normally like anyone else

 

Akali: So how do you talk to her?

 

Ahri: You’ll see.

 

Ahri added Sona Buvelle to group chat “K/DA”.

 

Ahri: Sona, this is K/DA Kai’sa and Akali

Ahri: Except Sivir, she’s Kai’sa’s bitch

 

Sivir: WOW!

Sivir: Okay but true...

 

Sona: ( ´ ▽ ` )ノ

 

Kai’sa: Hi Sona! I’m a huge fan!

 

Sona: ♡(.◜ω◝.)♡

 

Kai’sa: Dawww

 

Akali: Hi! I’m Akali!

Akali: I love your music!

 

Sona: (´ε` )♡

 

Evelynn: Hey, Sona.

Evelynn: How are you?

 

Sona: (。´д`。)?

 

Evelynn: Yes, I’m eating well.

 

Sona: (´・(´・(´・(´・(´・(´・д・`) ・`)・`)・`)・`)・`)

 

Evelynn: Yeah, Ahri owes me a lot of money.

 

Sona: ( ≧Д≦) @Ahri

 

Ahri: Oh come on Sona!

Ahri: Her wallet was right there!

 

Sona: <(`^´)>!

 

Ahri: Yeah yeah, I’ll pay her back

 

Evelynn: Now would be very nice.

 

Ahri: Nyoh!

 

Sona:   ( ´-ω・)︻┻┳══━一

 

Ahri: OKAYY CHILL OMG!!!

 

Evelynn: LMFAO!!!!

 

Akali: DID SONA JUST FUCKING WHIPPED OUT A FUCKING GUN AT AHRI???

 

Sivir: LMFAOOOOO!!

 

Kai’sa: WE COULD HAVE GOTTEN SONA IN K/DA BUT WE GOT STUCK WITH EVELYNN??

 

Evelynn: RUDE!!!

 

Akali: NOOOO NOT MY EVE CHAN!

 

Evelynn: THANK YOU AKALI!

Evelynn: AT LEAST SOMEONE LIKES ME AROUND HERE!!

 

Akali: WITHOUT EVE, I MIGHT HAVE NEVER MET SONA!

 

Evelynn: COME HOME THIS INSTANT, AKALI!

Evelynn: WE NEED TO TALK!!

 

Akali: No, I’m busy on the streets.

 

Sona: (づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ

 

Ahri: I’M THE ONE WHO ADDED HER YOU UNGRATEFUL SHIT!!!

 

Sona: ―(T_T)→

 

Ahri: FUCKING CHILL SONA!!!

 

Sona: (〜 ̄▽ ̄)〜

 

Evelynn: You haven’t changed at all…

 

Sona: ╰(▔∀▔)╯

 

Kai’sa: Sona, can I ask you a question?

 

Sona: (◕‿◕✿) ?

 

Kai’sa: Ahri claims that Pentakill is weirder than us.

Kai’sa: Is this true?

 

Sona: (=`ω´=)

Sona: ε=ε=ε=ε=┌(; ̄▽ ̄)┘

Sona: (╮°-°)╮┳━━┳ ( ╯°□°)╯ ┻━━┻

 

Kai’sa:

Kai’sa: They make you throw tables?

 

Sivir: She farts when she runs away??

 

Akali: She’s an uwu in disguise?

 

Ahri: No, she’s saying that Karthus sends a lot of cat memes in the Pentakill group chat.

 

Evelynn: And it annoys the other team members.

 

Ahri: Sometimes it gets to the point that she wants to throw a table at him so you’re not too far off, Kai’sa.

 

Sivir: Have you ever thrown a table at Karthus?

 

Sona: Q(`⌒´Q)

 

Evelynn: She says no but she has beaten him in boxing matches.

 

Akali: She can box?

 

Sona: ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

 

Kai’sa: What does that mean?

 

Ahri: She’s being silly but yeah she can box.

 

Akali: Sugoiiiii

 

Evelynn: I can box too

 

Ahri: No you can’t succuhoe, keep it in your panties

 

Evelynn: Stop ruining my life, Ahri

 

Ahri: NYO!!!

 

Sona: ( ̄ε(# ̄)☆╰╮o( ̄▽ ̄///)

 

Ahri: OKAY OKAY DAMN!!

 

Evelynn: We weren’t fighting!

Evelynn: This is how we always were.

 

Sona: (っ˘▽˘)(˘▽˘)˘▽˘ς)

 

Ahri: That was when we were kids.

 

Evelynn: Now we’re adults and Ahri is 10 times more annoying.

 

Sona: /( .□.)\ ︵╰(°益°)╯︵ /(.□. /)

 

Sivir: OH I GOT THIS ONE!

Sivir: You kicked Eve and Ahri’s ass as a child?

 

Sona: d( ̄◇ ̄)b

 

Kai’sa: Yay, you got one right, babe!

 

Sivir: Sweet!

 

Sona: ( ・ω・)☞

Sona: ( ˘⌣˘)♡(˘⌣˘ )?

 

Evelynn: She’s asking how long you two have been together.

 

Kai’sa: Oh, like a couple of months or so

 

Sivir: Yeah, sounds right.

 

Sona: ( • )( • )ԅ(≖‿≖ԅ)

 

Ahri: She’s asking if you two have fucked.

 

Kai’sa: Yeah, I actually understood that….

 

Sivir: lmfao

 

Evelynn: They’ve done it a lot, Sona.

 

Sona: ( ˘•灬•˘ )? (✿◡‿◡)?

 

Kai’sa: ??

 

Ahri: She’s asking if you two have introduced each other to your parents.

Ahri: Which I’m sure they did, Sona.

 

Sivir:

 

Kai’sa:

 

Akali: I don’t like the silence…

 

Kai’sa: I never told my dad that I’m dating Sivir…

 

Sivir: My parents are dead.

 

Evelynn: Oh.

Evelynn: I’m so sorry.

 

Sivir: It’s fine, it happened a while ago.

 

Sona: (づ◡﹏◡)づ

 

Sivir: Aw thanks Sona!

 

Ahri: So...Kassadin doesn’t know you’re dating Sivir?

 

Kai’sa: My mom knows…

Kai’sa: Tee hee

 

Ahri: ...so you’ve been hiding your relationship with Sivir from your dad this whole time??

Ahri: Is this why you never post pictures with Sivir??

 

Kai’sa: ...yes…

 

Sivir: Which I’m fine with

 

Sona: (=O*_*)=O Q(*_*Q)

 

Evelynn: Sona says that keeping this from your father might make you two fight more in the future, Kai’sa.

 

Kai’sa:

Kai’sa: You’re probably right…

 

Sona: ( ^▽^)っ✂╰⋃╯

 

Ahri: SONA!!!

 

Evelynn: Goodness, Sona…

Evelynn: Even I haven’t done that…

 

Akali: Is that what I think it is?

 

Kai’sa: You want me to chop off my dad’s…????

 

Ahri: No, she’s warning that your dad might do that to Sivir if he finds out that you’re keeping your relationship a secret from him.

 

Sivir: jdsgfkjshdfkjdkgdshlgkf excuse me???

 

Evelynn: You’re fine, don’t worry.

 

Sona: ( ^▽^)っ✂╰’╯

 

Evelynn: Oh she fixed it

 

Sivir: THAT DOESN’T MAKE ME FEEL BETTER

Sivir: I LIKE MY COOCH!!

Sivir: YOU’RE BEING TOO DRAMATIC SONA!!!

 

Sona: (¬_¬)

 

Ahri: Sona says Kayle and Karthus would do it for her.

 

Kai’sa: I highly doubt my dad will be that angry at Sivir when it’s me that has been hiding our relationship.

 

Akali: Why don’t you text him and find out?

 

Kai’sa: Alright fine.

 

XXX

 

In a private message between Kassadin and Kai’sa.

 

Kai’sa: Hey dad?

 

Kassadin: Yes sweetie!!??

Kassadin: How are you??

Kassadin: Are they feeding you?

 

Kai’sa: Yes they are...

Kai’sa: I have a question.

 

Kassadin: Anything sweetie!

 

Kai’sa: Well

Kai’sa: It’s more of a hypothetical question.

 

Kassadin: Okay?

 

Kai’sa: Here’s a scenario.

Kai’sa: A daughter is dating another girl and only told her mother of the situation, hypothetically, and didn’t tell her father. If the daughter told her father the truth, how do you think the father would react?

Kai’sa: So put yourself in the father’s shoes and tell me how you would react.

 

Kassadin: I’m assuming this girl was keeping it from her father because he would disapprove of the girl?

 

Kai’sa: Yes.

 

Kassadin: Then I would think the daughter was being held hostage or forced against her will by her supposed girlfriend. I would fight the fucker who dares hurt my daughter.

 

Kai’sa: ...

Kai’sa: What?

 

Kassadin: Well obviously the daughter was worried the father would use violence against the fucker that held her hostage so she asked her mother to try to get less bloodshed from the situation.

 

Kai’sa: I said nothing about a hostage situation.

 

Kassadin: But that’s what I will assume.

Kassadin: That’s what you wanted me to do, right?

 

Kai’sa: ...what…

 

Kassadin: I’ll do anything to protect you, Kai’sa.

Kassadin: If you’re dating someone that’s forcing you to stay with them.

Kassadin: Papa will gladly fight them.

 

Kai’sa: Won’t you get angry at me for not telling you the truth about the relationship??

 

Kassadin: Why would I be mad at you? It’s the fucker that is holding you hostage in a relationship that I’m mad at.

 

Kai’sa: I NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT HOSTAGE SITUATION!!!

 

Kassadin: REGARDLESS! PAPA WILL MURDER ANYONE THAT HURTS YOU, KAI’SA!

Kassadin: EVEN IF YOU’RE DATING THEM, I AM DOING IT FOR YOUR OWN GOOD!

 

Kai’sa:

Kai’sa: Thanks, Dad…

 

Kassadin: You’re welcome sweetie. :)

 

XXX

 

In group chat “K/DA”

 

Kai’sa: My dad is insane.

Kai’sa: He’s down to kill Sivir for dating me.

 

Sivir: THAT’S COMFORTING! THANKS!

 

Evelynn: He’s going to find out sooner or later.

 

Sivir: HOW ABOUT LATER?? MUUUCH LATER!!!

 

Sona: (¬ ¬ )

 

Ahri: Later means you’ll suffer a much worse fate, Sivir.

 

Sivir: GOD DAMN IT!!!

Sivir: WHY ARE FATHERS SO FUCKING OVERPROTECTIVE??

 

Akali: I’m lucky to have Master Shen.

Akali: All he did was cry when I said I was leaving the dojo and clung onto my leg until I had to shimmy myself away.

 

Evelynn: Oh thank fuck.

 

Sivir: WOW LUCKY FOR YOU EVELYNN!!!

 

Kai’sa: I’m sure my dad isn’t serious about wanting to kill you for taking me hostage.

 

Sivir: WHAT?? WHAT HOSTAGE?

Sivir: LSDGJLKSHGLKJDFLH

Sivir: EXCUSE ME??

 

Kai’sa: I honestly can’t explain how he came down to that.

 

Sivir: SO IM GOING TO DIE ONCE KASSADIN LEARNS IM DATING KAI’SA???

 

Ahri: Yep.

 

Evelynn: Yeah

 

Akali: Yosh

 

Kai’sa: Maybe?? :))))

 

Sona: ( ̄ω ̄)/

 

Sivir: THIS IS YOUR FAULT SONA!!!

 

Sona: ⊂( ̄▽ ̄)⊃

 

Sivir: I DON’T WANT YOUR HUGS!

Sivir: I WOULD RATHER LET CASSIOPEIA STAB ME IN THE BACK AGAIN THAN BE KILLED BY KASSADIN!

 

Akali: Who’s Cassiopeia?

 

Sivir: A bitch who stabbed me in the back.

 

Ahri: For real??

 

Kai’sa: She has the scar to prove it.

 

Evelynn: Oh then you’re fine, Sivir. You can kill Kassadin if he finds out that you’re dating Kai’sa.

 

Kai’sa: HEY NEW TAKE!

Kai’sa: I WOULD PREFER IF MY FATHER AND MY GIRLFRIEND NOT KILLING EACH OTHER!

 

Sona: (╬ ̄皿 ̄)=○#( ̄#)3 ̄)

 

Evelynn: Sona wants to see some blood.

 

Sivir: GO FIGHT KASSADIN YOURSELF!

 

Kai’sa: NO ONE IS FIGHTING MY DAD EVEN THOUGH HE SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE WHO WOULD SELL THEIR SOUL TO THE DEVIL FOR ME!!!

 

Sivir: Oh my ra…

Sivir: I thought Azir was bad.

 

Ahri: Ex-fucking-cuse me?

 

Evelynn: Did you just say Azir?

 

Sivir: Yes?

 

Akali: ??

 

Sona: (⊙_⊙)

 

Kai’sa: Azir?

Kai’sa: As in Azir of Egypt, the direct descendant of the Shurima?

 

Evelynn: One of the richest and powerful men in the world??

 

Sivir: Yes?

 

Ahri: And….how do you know him?

 

Sivir: I’m kinda his distant relative or something

Sivir: Idk he kinda freaks me out and annoys me.

 

Ahri: YOU’RE HIS FUCKING HEIR???

 

Sivir: I don’t want to be his heir…

 

Evelynn: I’m sorry what??

Evelynn: Kai’sa is dating the only heir of the billionaire Azir???

 

Akali: I got like 20 bucks in my wallet if that makes a difference…

 

Sivir: I don’t even want to be associated with him!

Sivir: He found me after that bitch snake stabbed me and saved my life

Sivir: He’s annoying tho.

 

Kai’sa: So I take it that he doesn’t know we’re dating?

 

Sivir: If I told him, he’ll be like

Sivir: “OH MY SWEET PEA, BRING THE KAI’SA TO OUR FAMILY AND OUR EMPIRE WILL GROW!”

 

Evelynn: Sounds like a nice guy.

 

Sivir: HE’S ANNOYING!!!

 

Sona: [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]

 

Ahri: Yeah, Kai’sa.

Ahri: Get that mulah bitch!

 

Kai’sa: I’m not using Sivir for money!

 

Sivir: I AM NOT DRAGGING THAT BIRD BRAIN TO MEET KAI’SA BC HE ALREADY RUINED MY LIFE WITH HIS CONSTANT FUCKING BIRD MEMES!!!

Sivir: HE’LL BE LIKE, “TWEET TWEET THIS SIVIR!” “TWEET TWEET THAT SIVIR”, “TWEET TWEET EVERYONE, SIVIR IS SINGLE AND NEEDS A MAMA BIRD TO MAKE A NEST WITH!”

 

Akali: LMFAO!!!

 

Ahri: So we don’t get to meet Azir?

 

Sivir: NOOO!

 

Ahri: Darn…

 

Kai’sa: I wish all we did was send each other memes instead of ruining each other’s life…

 

Sona: (-‸ლ)

 

Evelynn: Sona prefers us than Pentakill’s group chat.

 

Kai’sa: Lets switch.

 

Ahri: No, you’re not leaving K/DA.

 

Kai’sa: Please?

 

Evelynn: No.

 

Kai’sa: Please put me out of my misery.

 

Akali: Come on, Kai’sa.

Akali: K/DA is fun!

 

Kai’sa: I beg to differ.

 

Evelynn: Look, if you never want to tell your dad about Sivir, that’s your decision.

 

Sivir: He shall never know!

 

Ahri: But as you get more famous, it’ll be harder to hide your relationship with Sivir.

 

Sivir: We can find loopholes.

 

Kai’sa: We can.

Kai’sa: It’s not like we have no time.

Kai’sa: It’s not like he’s going to find out tonight.

 

Sona: _(:3 」∠)_

 

XXX

 

In a private message between Kai’sa and Kassadin.

 

Kai’sa: Good night, baby~ I wuv you so much, Sivir~

 

Kassadin: Who the fuck is Sivir?

Kassadin: Kai’sa?

Kassadin:  Kai’sa??

Kassadin:  Kai’sa???

Kassadin: IS THIS THE WOMAN HOLDING YOU HOSTAGE???

Kassadin: DADDY WILL PROTECT YOU MY SWEET PEA!!

Kassadin: I WILL TAKE DOWN THIS SIVIR AND SAVE YOU FROM HER CLUTCHES!


Kai’sa: GOD FUCKING DAMN IT WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME!!??