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[groupchat: chan & the rest, 9 members]

 

freckles: ohhhhHhh MY HDPDLFF

freckles: SEND HELPSKXNXMXLAJHAHAHAHA

 

evil #2: ICABT BREthwjsjNkKkdkkdkd MY LUNGS ARE GONNA POP

evil #2: JSJXNXKDKXKLYLXLXLXLXLXLCKLXLSLDO

 

evil #1: ok what is happening

 

ew a scorpio: who‘s #1 who‘s #2 again

 

evil #1: #1 is i, yang jeongin the coolest guy ever, and #2 is seungmin hyung

evil #1: and why is he and felix hyung yelling

 

freckles: since when do you use honorifics

freckles: suspicious

freckles: bZT ANYWAY HYUNJIN FELLSOWN THE STAIRS

freckles: BECAUSE HE@WAS RUNNING AWAY FROM SEUNGMIN. LONG STORY BUT. SHSKYKKDKD HE JUST FELL SO DRAMATICALLY ICABFNDLLY

 

evil #2: IT WAS THE BEST THING TO EVER HAPPEN TO ME

 

furry: glad to know my pain entertains you

 

ew a scorpio: so the usual. Ok

 

furry: WTF IM DYING HERE

 

freckles: he isn‘t he‘s fine and now running after seungmin

freckles: surprised woojin hyung and chan hyung haven‘t showed up yet

 

squirrel: for real miss their annoying presences

 

aussie dad: tf did you just say

 

squirrel: Oh, Hyung hello how was your day, how did you sleep??? Did you eat enough and how are the tracks for your project going?? <3333

 

ew a scorpio: jisung you fucked up big time

 

aussie dad: you did but i‘m used to you being like that

aussie dad: also besides hyunjin & seungmin always do that i‘m wondering why they haven‘t got any complaints about the noise yet

aussie dad: so yeahhhh basically let them do their thing as long as no one gets in trouble or breaks something like. Their own neck

 

freckles: oddly specific

freckles: also where‘s woojin hyung

 

evil #1: working on his essay

evil #1: unlike YOU

 

squirrel: oh wow look at the baby getting brave

 

evil #1: shut up hag

 

squirrel: IM ONLY ONE YEAR OLDER
THAN YOU SKDKDKDK MFL????.?!.!.!.

 

evil #1: exactly. my point

 


 

[groupchat: soundcloud rappers, 3 members]

 

binnie: so in conclusion i‘m gay

 

channie: what did felix do this time

 

binnie: which part of the sentence is telling you that i‘m talking about felix

 

jisungie: literally every part

 

binnie: sjykdkdkdk??!.?..!.!.!!.?

binnie: BUT OKAY

binnie: whined about his essay

 

channie: and how EXACTLY does that make you gay

 

binnie: no you don‘t understand

binnie: he WHINED

binnie: with pout and all

binnie: hugged me and was like hyunnggggg i don‘t wanna write this and he. wasso cute im devastated he is an angel i love him

 

jisungie: Yikes–

 

binnie: shut your mouth han just because you can‘t get yourself a man

 

channie: felix isn‘t your man

 

binnie: A BOY CAN DREAM

 


 

[groupchat: chan & the rest, 9 members]

 

furry: you all ever saw a man so beautiful you wanted to eat your own arm

 

bear: yes every morning

 

aussie dad: aw baby ):

 

bear: i meant myself when i look in the mirror

 

squirrel: KSNDNDKDKDKXLLDKXKXKXKXLXLXKXKDKXÖSLSNDNBD DYING

 

emo: this made today so much better thank you for your service hyung

 

ew a scorpio: missed savage woojin

 

furry: ...

furry: anyway Park Jinyoung

 

freckles: oh didn‘t think you are into ... slightly older men

 

furry: FROM GOT7 YOU FUCKIGNSNSKXLXKDKKD

 

furry: the most beautiful man ever.

 

emo: hm. kim mingyu exists but okay.

 

evil #2: so yall doing kim wonpil dirty like that

 

squirrel: sorry can‘t hear was too busy admiring jung hoseok‘s beauty

 

aussie dad: we get it you all like boys

 

bear: so do you

 

aussie dad: shut up i‘m not talking to you right now

 

ew a scorpio: omg

 

emo: omg

 

evil #2: omg

 

freckles: ohHHHH trouble in paradise?????

 

squirrel: HUH

 


 

[private chat: channie and woojinnie]

 

woojinnie: babe? you‘re not really mad at me right?

woojinnie: it was just a joke i‘m sorry :( i didn‘t think you‘d take it serious ofc you‘re the most beautiful man ever

 

channie: nooo no baby i‘m the one who should be sorry

channie: i shouldn‘t have let my stress out on you but the tracks i have to produce for my project are really Hard and i‘m not that creative at the moment and idk its pretty frustrating

 

woojinnie: it‘s okay i understand <3

woojinnie: take a break i‘m coming over for some cuddles

 

channie: Omf

channie: i love you so much

 

woojinnie: i know

woojinnie: i love you too

 

channie: *wipes tears from eyes* nothing is better than a good ol‘ star wars reference

 

woojinnie: ... should i reconsider–

 

channie: NO GIVE ME MY CUDDLES I DESERVE THEM KDK

 

woojinnie: sigh

woojinnie: you’re lucky i love you

 

channie: i am!

channie: door‘s open <3

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[groupchat: 00 liners + the baby, 5 members]

 

 

 

annoying aussie: yall

 

annoying aussie: i think I might have f**lings for ch*ngb*n

 

 

 

minnie: congratulations (by day6) you‘re officially the last one to know 

 

 

 

The Baby: shocking

 

 

 

[heavy breathing]: what made you realize

 

 

 

prince: p sure we don‘t even wanna know

 

 

 

annoying aussie: i saw him working out

 

 

 

prince: oh there it is. told you

 

 

 

minnie: thought something sappy would come but ok—

 

 

 

annoying aussie  JKSKDKD YALL DONT UNDERSTAND

 

annoying aussie: I never saw him that way

 

annoying aussie: i‘m gonna choke myself

 

annoying aussie: no wait actually he can do that

 

 

 

prince: KEEP YOUR KINKS OUT OF THIS JEONGIN IS STILL HERE

 

 

 

The Baby: i‘m not as innocent as you might think i am, hyung

 

 

 

[heavy breathing]:    THE

 

 

 

prince: i‘m Scared ???

 

 

 

The Baby: :D

 

 


 

 

 

[groupchat: chan & the rest, 9 members]

 

 

 

squirrel sent a screenshot 

 

squirrel: hyungs should we be concerned about jeongin

 

squirrel: wait

 

squirrel: oh shit

 

 

 

bear: wtf felix

 

 

 

ew a scorpio: so a choking kink huh didn‘t think you‘d be into that

 

 

 

aussie dad: i‘m more concerned about felix at this point @freckles are you okay there

 

 

 

freckles: IM@KILLING YIU HAN JISUNG IMENDING YOZR LIFE

 

 

 

squirrel: I MEAN AT LEAST THEY DIDNT SEE WHO IT WAS ABOUT

 

 

 

evil #2: do you know that youre making everything worse rn

 

 

 

squirrel: LEAVEME ALONE IM A DUMB GAY I REALIZED THIS TOO LATE

 

 

 

freckles: fuk u no more hugs for a week

 

 

 

squirrel: b-but bro

 

 

 

freckles: no

 

 

 

squirrel: but your hugs are out of the world bro

 

 

 

freckles: i‘m sorry bro you exposed my ass i can‘t do that

 

 

 

squirrel: bro... i‘m sorry bro you‘re my world and so are your hugs i can‘t live without them

 

 

 

freckles: bro... that was beautiful

 

 

 

squirrel: it‘s the truth bro...

 

 

 

freckles: maybe i can forgive you and just hug you bro...

 

 

 

squirrel: BRO IM COMING OVER

 

 

 

emo: tf did we just witness

 

 

 

evil #1: idk but i never want this to happen ever again

 

 

 


 

 

 

[groupchat: soundcloud rappers, 3 members]

 

 

 

binnie: ok this is bad

 

 

jisungie: the fact that i‘m still single?

 

jisungie: agreed

 

 

binnie: SHUT UP FOR ONCE

 

binnie: no i‘m talking about my ******** for f****

 

 

channie: maybe if you asked him out

 

 

binnie: excuse me but what the fuck

 

 

jisungie: seo changbin. full time rapper and student and coward! stan a multitalented man!

 

 

binnie: AT LEAST I CAN TALK TO CUTE BOYS AND DONT RUN AWAY THE SECOND THEY TALK TO ME

 

 

jisungie: THIS ONLY HAPPENED ONE TIME

 

 

channie: KIDS

 

channie: focus

 

channie: changbin i can tell you that felix likes you too  !

 

 

binnie: now WHY would you know that

 

 

channie: uh.

 

channie: i just know it

 

channie: aussies can mindread yk

 

 

binnie: i might be tiny and shit but i‘m not dumb hyung

 

binnie: fuk u 

 

 

jisungie: damn he‘s So Whipped that he even picked up felix‘s fuk u

 

 

binnie: sorry what did you say couldn‘t hear you from all the voices screaming hypocrite whenever you talk

 

 

jisungie: JESUSCVRIST

 

 


 

 

[groupchat: chan & the rest, 9 members]

 

 

ew a scorpio: so uh

 

ew a scorpio: yall up for lunch

 

 

squirrel: would love to but i have english lit class ): sorry hyung

 

 

ew a scorpio: ah its fine jisungie education is important <3

 

 

bear: um

 

 

evil #1: ok

 

 

squirrel: what

 

 

freckles: anyway

 

freckles: i‘m free!

 

 

 

emo: me too

 

 

evil #2: same

 

 

evil #1: ^

 

 

ew a scorpio: hyunjin? chan hyung? woojin hyung?

 

 

 

furry: ahh no sorry i have to do my hw and hyungs have their day off so they probably wanna have a date or sumn

 

 

ew a scorpio: alrighty then :D

 

 

freckles: will you treat

 

 

ew a scorpio: tf do i look like

 

 

emo: suddenly i‘m busy

 

 

evil #1: oh shit forgot i have to do an  assignment which is due tomorrow 

 

 

evil #2: omg same

 

 

freckles: i have to feed my dog

 

 

ew a scorpio: yall aint shit

 

 

ew a scorpio: felix you don‘t have a dog

 

 

freckles: [bark bark]

 

 

freckles: didn‘t you just hear him

 

 

furry: you‘re really something

 

 

freckles: thanks

 

 

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[private chat: lix and bin]

 

lix: hey binnie, are u free this weekend? i‘d like to hang out with you again its been sooo long :(

 


 

[groupchat: soundcloud rappers, 3 members]

 

 

binnie sent a screenshot

 

binnie: THE FUCK DO I SAY

 

 

jisungie: since when has this become a changlix gc thats literally the only thing we talk about here smh

 

 

channie: maybe if we had more time to produce anything. college aint shit 

 

 

channie: but changbin, just say yes? you‘ll get to spend time with him and haven‘t you been complaining about how you two don‘t spend any time together anymore

 

 

binnie: H

 

binnie: i mean yes

 

binnie: but.    Im planning. on um

 

binnie: omg

 

 

 

jisungie: wait

 

jisungie: ARE YOU PLANNING ON CONFESSING WHAT HAPPENED TO PANICKED GAY CHANGBIN WTFFFKFKDKDK

 

 

 

binnie: first of all, changbin hyung to you

 

binnie: second of all, i feel like he at least deserves to know ?? like if i get rejected it‘s fine but at least i tried you know

 

 

 

channie: my kids all so grown up

 

channie: gonna cry

 

 


 

 

 

[private chat: lix and bin]

 

 

 

bin: ah of course!!!

 

bin: i... miss our time together sm

 

bin: and uh

 

bin: i miss you

 

bin: so much

 

 

 

lix: i miss you too :(

 

lix: will come during noon time and we will go shopping if thats okay?

 

 

 

bin: of course!!

 

bin: it doesn‘t matter how we spend time together at least i get to be with you [message was deleted by: bin]

 

 


 

 

 

[private chat: netfelix and han river]

 

 

 

netfelix: JISUNG

 

netfelix: SUNGIE

 

netfelix: LIGHT OF MY LIFE

 

netfelix: ...

 

netfelix: bro

 

 

 

han river: ive been brosummoned

 

 

 

netfelix: lately your straight energy has been bigger than your gay energy 

 

 

 

han river: shut up you do fortnite dances in 2019

 

han river: anywho whats up and dont say the sky whats happening

 

 

netfelix:     F!!!!!

 

netfelix: um i might have asked changbin out

 

 

han river: WHAT REG D

 

han river: YOUDID WHATSBSNOW

 

han river: DONT DISAPPEAR NOQ

 

han river: FELIX

 

han river: FELIX

 

han river: FELIX

 

han river: FELIX

 

han river: FELIX

 

 

netfelix: OH MY GOD

 

 

han river: oh hi

 

 

netfelix: .

 

netfelix: so yeah i didnt ask him out directly just said i wanted to spend some time with him

 

 

han river: so you didn‘t really ask him out on a DATE

 

 

netfelix: well i

 

 

han river: wow. what was i getting excited for

 

 

netfelix: WHAT ABOUT YOU AND MINHO HYUNG HUH HOW IS IT GOING WITH THAT ONE

 

 

han river: i don‘t know what you mean.

 

 

netfelix: oh you know EXACTLY what i mean

 

 

han river: sorry the connection is bad

 

 

netfelix: you‘re texting

 

 

han river: IM AT 1% BYE

 

 

netfelix: and you say i am a coward 

 

 


 

 

 

[groupchat: chan & the rest, 9 members]

 

 

evil #2: it‘s time for a username change

 

 

evil #2 changed evil #1‘s name to minnie‘s baby

 

evil #2 changed his name to innie‘s baby

 

 

squirrel: WHAT GOES ON

 

 

minnie‘s baby: um ~things~ happened.    And i guess you could say we are kind of..... dating now?

 

 

aussie dad: HOW THEUKSLDMLYKD 

 

 

bear: took you long enough!

 

bear: but so happy for you two!!! 

 

 

emo: AHHHHH FINALLY

 

emo: who confessed first

 

 

innie‘s baby: i did 

 

 

minnie‘s baby: while sobbing

 

 

innie‘s baby: SHUT UP PLSSS NO ONE HAD TO KNOW

 

 

minnie’s baby: :)))

 

minnie’s baby: he was so cute and took me to my favourite cafe :( apparently he had it planned for weeks :( 

 

 

ew a scorpio: i‘m sad even the babies got a relationship sooner than i did

 

ew a scorpio: but ofc i‘m Hella happy for u and glad u arent pinning anymore

 

 

freckles: congratulations tinies

 

 

innie‘s baby: i‘m only a week younger than you

 

 

freckles: TINIES

 

 


 

 

 

[groupchat: soundcloud rappers, 3 members]

 

 

jisungie: shithsujtisus guys helpmme

 

 

channie: what? 

 

channie: jisung are you okay?

 

 

jisungie: no i‘m notnsls

 

jisungie: or hyunjin isn‘t

 

 

binnie: what? 

 

 

jisungie: he came over crying

 

jisungie: he has had feelings for jeongin for years now

 

jisungie: and he‘s a complete mess and about to have a panic attack

 

jisungie: i don‘t know what to do hyungs please@

 

 

channie: we are on our way sungie and try to help him breathe by counting from 1 to 10

 

 


 

 

 

[private chat: hyunjin and jeongin]

 

 

jeongin: hyung? are you okay?

 

jeongin: hyung :( i‘m worried about you, you just ran into jisung hyungs room without even looking at me or talking to me

 

jeongin: please i‘m really worried [MESSAGE NOT SENT]

 

jeongin: hyung? [MESSAGE NOT SENT]

 

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[groupchat: soundcloud rappers, 3 members]

 

 

jisungie: HYUNG

 

 

channie: yes

 

 

binnie: yes

 

 

jisungie: ...should have been more exact i meant changbin

jisungie: I JUST REMEMBERED

jisungie: how did The Date with lix go

 

 

channie: isnt he your best friend. didn’t he tell you everything

 

 

jisungie: that‘s what you think but NO.

jisungie: so i wanted to ask you and now you don‘t reply

jisungie: coward

jisungie: @binnie

 

 

binnie: coward is really the only insult you got for me huh

binnie: but um lol i chickened out

 

 

jisungie: CMON NOW

 

 

binnie: I GAY PANICKED OKAY LIKE I WAS JUST LIKE UM LIX I GOTTA TELL YOU SMTH AND ITS REALLY CRAZY HAHA AND HE WAS LIKE OK WHAT AND LOOKED AT ME FRECKLES AND EYES SHINING BRIGHTER THAN EVER ESPECIALLY BC OF THE LIGHTS IN THE MALL AND HE LOOKED SO ADORABLE WITH HIS PINK TSHIRT AND THEN I WAS JUST LIKE YOUR SHOES LOOK DOPE

 

 

channie: why am i even friends with you

 

 

jisungie: THELAUGH I JUST LET OUT SJYJYJXK NOOOOO

jisungie: someone should have filmed that

jisungie: gotta ask the store for the footage

jisungie: bet the store was called Wanted To Say I Love You But Damn These Shoes

 

binnie left the chat!

 


 

 

[groupchat: chan & the rest, 9 members]

 

 

freckles removed furry!

 

freckles removed minnie‘s baby!

 

freckles removed innie‘s baby!

 

 

squirrel: wha

 

 

freckles: i needed to do that i need to talk to yall about them and i‘m too lazy to make a new gc

 

 

bear: understandable there are too many anyway

 

 

freckles: exactly

freckles: so the thing is

freckles: we all know why hyunjin isn‘t talking to either of them

freckles: but it‘s been 2 DAYS

freckles: for them thats a long time and jeongin is overthinking it. Really bad. and especially bc hyunjin blocked him which is, i‘m sorry but, a really nasty move

 

 

bear: no you‘re right

bear: but you know how he is, he‘s just... really stubborn

bear: and he has liked jeongin for so long and then it just broke all down like that and i bet all of you know how it feels

 

 

ew a scorpio: we do but hyung

ew a scorpio: jeongin isn‘t the only one hyunjin has feelings for

 

 

freckles: hold my vegemite

freckles: WHAT

 

 

emo: and how and WHY do you know this??

 

 

ew a scorpio: he‘s talked to me about it because you all know i‘ve been in a poly relationship before and he didn‘t understand why he was feeling something for 2 people at the same time so yeah. That was like few months ago

 

aussie dad: wait who‘s the other person

 

 

ew a scorpio: seungmin

 

 

bear: OH MYGOD

 

 

emo: every kdrama ever

 

 

squirrel: why am i not surprised,

 

 

freckles: now thats cute ngl

freckles: also not to change the topic but if theyre gone any longer they will notice i removed them so i better add them again . just say random shit

 

 

freckles added furry!

 

freckles added innie‘s baby!

 

freckes added minnie‘s baby!

 

 

emo: in conclusion slytherin is the best hogwarts house

 

 

bear: RAVENCLAW EXISTS

 

 

aussie dad: jkr said hufflepuff is the best one and her favourite but go off

 

 

squirrel: and yet she keeps treating hufflepuffs like shit and they keep getting hate

 

 

freckles: cishets ain‘t it

 


 

 

[private chat: seungmin and hyunjin]

 

 

seungmin: hyunjin

seungmin: hyung please talk to me

seungmin: or jeongin

seungmin: we are worried about you. and we miss you.

seungmin: please

 

 

hyunjin: i‘m sorry

hyunjin: i can‘t

 

 

seungmin: can‘t you at least tell us what we, especially jeongin, did wrong?

seungmin: he feels so bad about everything

 

 

hyunjin: i just can‘t seungmin i‘m sorry

hyunjin: you‘d hate me

hyunjin: both of you

 

 

seungmin: we could never hate you and you know that asshat

seungmin: i‘m sorry that slipped out

 

 

hyunjin: :( can you believe i missed you calling me that

hyunjin: but... i promise you its not your fault i just need some time for myself

 

 

seungmin: :// it‘s okay

seungmin: but please talk to jeongin he‘s been worried sick

 

 

hyunjin: i will

 


 

 

 

[private chat: hyunjin and jeongin]

 

 

hyunjin: innie?

hyunjin: innie i‘m so sorry

hyunjin: i got overwhelmed by my emotions and avoided you without even thinking twice about it

hyunjin: i‘m so so sorry i don‘t know what overcame me

 

 

jeongin: it‘s okay hyung

jeongin: but what caused it all? did i do something wrong?

 

 

hyunjin: no no of course not i was just being stupid. and i need some time for myself

 

 

jeongin: okay

jeongin: i can live with that but please never this again :(

 

 

hyunjin: i won‘t

hyunjin: also, because i didn‘t get to say it, good luck to you and seungminnie

 

 

jeongin: thank you hyung (*⌒∇⌒*)

 

 

hyunjin: :)

hyunjin: if you two only felt the same way for me as i do [message was deleted by: hyunjin]

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[groupchat: chan & the rest, 9 members]

 

 

squirrel: now that everythings back to normal

squirrel: can we like

squirrel: play overwatch

 

 

furry: we have our midterms soon

 

 

freckles: so?

 

 

bear: sometimes i worry about yall

 

innie‘s baby: there‘s a reason why i‘m about to fail physics

innie‘s baby: and its because im gay

 

 

aussie dad: No.

aussie dad: maybe if you STUDIED

 

 

innie‘s baby: what was that? sorry can‘t hear you, was too busy being gay for jeongin

 

 

emo: gross spare us the details

emo: also @ everyone who’s playing : yall are ready to eat ass ?

emo: *beat

 

 

squirrel: i don‘t want to play anymore

 

 


 

 

[private chat: hyunjin and minho]

 

 

hyunjin: hyung

hyunjin: this is Bad

hyunjin: i can‘t keep acting like i‘m not bothered by them being together

hyunjin: but i don‘t want to ignore them again i felt so bad for it

hyunjin: but seeing them being all happy and giggly makes me so jealous i just want..... to be between them and getting kisses from them too

hyunjin: god i‘m so selfish aren‘t i

 

 

minho: jinnie no

minho: you are not selfish at all stop telling yourself that

minho: i know what you are going through i really do and you know it

minho: but what are you scared of?

 

 

hyunjin: rejection?

 

 

minho: now why would they do that

minho: of course they are all lovey dovey rn and in their own world but Hwang Hyunjin i have EYES . and so does everyone else. both of them look at you with such adoration in their eyes it makes me wanna throw up sometimes

minho: and that was necessary its really gross ngl

 

 

hyunjin: JDJDJJS...

hyunjin: you know for a slytherin you‘re really caring

 

 

minho: not all slytherins are edgy assholes

 

 

hyunjin: ......but sometimes it shows

 

 

minho: it does and every slytherin has it in them but STILL! i just want you to be happy and i care so much about you you‘re like the annoying little brother i‘ve never had

 

 

hyunjin: *me trying to ignore the annoying part* (♡°ω°♡)

 

 

minho: you even use the kaomojis jeongin uses too girl i- #WHIPPED

 

 

hyunjin: fuck off

 


 

 

[groupchat: chan & the rest, 9 members]

 

 

squirrel: THREE MONTHS!!!

 

 

furry: what is he so mad about?

 

 

emo: it‘s really not that big of a deal

 

 

squirrel: THATS HOW LONG YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT!!!!!!

 

 

emo: it was funny though

 

 

freckles: it was

 

 

squirrel: i fucking hate all of you i thought patricia was the only plant that trusted me

 

 

minnie‘s baby: oh my god he even named it.

 

 

aussie dad: HE EVEN NAMED IT

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[groupchat: chan & the rest, 9 members]

 

 

ew a scorpio: did yall know that straight people are annoying as fuck and that i hate them

 

 

emo: you aren‘t telling me anything new there

 

 

bear: it‘s known

 

 

freckles: omg you and me both

 

freckles: but what happened spill the tea

 

 

innie‘s baby: literally no one uses that one anymore felix

 

 

minnie‘s baby: mr dead meme

 

 

 

aussie dad changed freckles‘ name to mr dead meme!

 

 

minnie‘s baby: thank u

 

 

squirrel: next

 

 

furry: i‘m so fucking grateful for my ex

 

 

mr dead meme: I JUST WANT TO HEAR THE STORY CAN YALL SHUT UP

 

 

ew a scorpio: rude much but ok

 

ew a scorpio: so basically

 

ew a scorpio: i was on my way to class you know all casually and stuff and i was with momo and then a Possibly Very Straight Girl™️, idek who it was, came to us and was like „oh my god are you together???? it would be so cute if you were!!!!“ and we both just looked at her and were like We Are Gay. and her facial expression Ksjdjdkdk

 

 

furry: the amount of times people think you and momo are together

 

 

ew a scorpio: ikr its TERRIFYING 

 

ew a scorpio: like she‘s together with sana and Even Though im single i express my gayness in any way possible.....

 

 

emo: maybe if you got yourself a boyfriend

 

 

ew a scorpio: You are one to talk, Seo Changbin.

 

 

emo: oh look the weather

 

 

bear: well i have a bf and i love him with all my heart

 

 

aussie dad: :,(((

 

aussie dad: I LOVE YOU MORE

 

 

squirrel: usually i would gag

 

squirrel: but that was cute

 

 

minnie‘s baby: HUHHH 

 

minnie‘s baby: hyungs are the Best Couple i know

 

 

innie's baby: i‘m sorry?

 

 

 

minnie’s baby: pup you know i‘m right

 

 

 

innie‘s baby: hmmmm (ง'̀-'́)ง

 

 

 

mr dead meme: PUP

 

 

 

innie‘s baby: shut up Lee I‘m Too Cowardish To Tell Redacted How I Feel Felix

 

 

 

mr dead meme kicked innie‘s baby out of the chat!

 

 

minnie‘s baby added innie‘s baby!

 

 

mr dead meme: JEONGIN

 

mr dead meme: I TRUSTED YOU

 

 

 

ew a scorpio: stop being a coward 

 

 

 

mr dead meme: goodnight

 

 

 

bear: it‘s 2pm

 

 

 

mr dead meme: I SAID GOODNIGHT

 

 


 

 

 

[private chat: soft pan and chaotic bi]

 

 

chaotic bi: chan

 

chaotic bi: chan

 

chaotic bi: chan

 

chaotic bi: CHAN

 

chaotic bi: .....hyung

 

 

 

soft pan: now was this That hard

 

 

 

chaotic bi: yes ._.

 

chaotic bi: but!!!!

 

chaotic bi: can we please just bring felix and changbin hyung together

 

chaotic bi: this is getting tiring

 

 

 

soft pan: You know what!!

 

soft pan: ive thought about that

 

soft pan: WE ARE GONNA–

 

 

 

chaotic bi: we‘re not locking them both in a room and wait till they talk about how they feel just bc it worked with you and woojin hyung

 

 

 

soft pan: then nvm

 

 

 

chaotic bi: cOME ON......

 

 

 

soft pan: wait

 

soft pan: oh my GOD

 

soft pan: i have the perfect plan

 

 

 

chaotic bi: hyung i‘m waiting its been 5 mins

 

 

 

soft pan: come over im too lazy to text it all

 

 

 

chaotic bi: so i waited 5 mins for nothing

 

chaotic bi: you just wasted 5 precious mins of my life like that

 

 

 

soft pan: JUST COME OVER FOR FUCKS SAKE

 

 

 

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bangchan created the groupchat getting changlix together!

 

 

bangchan added hanjisung, hwanghyunjin, kimwoojin and 3 others!

 

 

hwanghyunjin: Wait what

 

 

hanjisung: WE HAVE THE PERFECT PLAN YALL ITS GONNA WORK OUT PERFECTLY 

 

 

yangjeongin: are you sure about that 

 

 

bangchan: this time We Are

 

 

kimwoojin: i remember you saying this about your assignment too and then you got an D

 

 

bangchan: BABE SHHH

 

bangchan: this one will work out for real!!!! it‘s an amazing idea

 

 

leeminho: can you just tell us already im in class and my professor looks at me like she wants to kill me for being on my phone

 

 

hanjisung: ok ok so basically 

 

hanjisung: you all remember that this amusement park thing is only few days away? 

 

hanjisung: felix loves amusement parks and changbin hyung loves to see felix happy so basically we will just tell them that we are going together as a whole but we leave after a few mins and wait till things develop 

 

 

kimseungmin: i can tell chan hyung and you came up with this it smells like one braincell

 

 

yangjeongin: pup

 

 

kimseungmin: oh right

 

kimseungmin: what A great idea!!! <333

 

 

bangchan:    I have no words

 

bangchan: but jisung said no to the getting them locked in a room idea so

 

 

kimwoojin: why tho it works

 

 

bangchan: I KNOW RIGHT!!!!!

 

 

hwanghyunjin: WHY AM I CALLED FURRY WHEN SEUNGMIN AND JEONGIN DO SHIT LIKE THAT

 

 


 

 

 

[groupchat: chan & the rest, 9 members]

 

 

 

furry changed his name to jinyoungluvr!

 

 

jinyoungluvr changed minnie‘s baby‘s name to furry!

 

 

jinyoungluvr changed innie‘s baby‘s name to even more of a furry!

 

 

 

mr dead meme: ?????

 

 

jinyoungluvr: they won‘t stop this pup thing

 

 

even more of a furry: WHY IS MINE SO LONG

 

 

aussie dad: haha that‘s what she said

 

 

even more of a furry: .....

 

 

ew a scorpio: hyung it‘s not 2016 anymore dick jokes aren‘t funny anymore

 

 

aussie dad: fuck you all my sense of humor is amazing

 

 

bear: i’m dating you for many reasons but your sense of humor isn‘t one of them

 

 

squirrel: HAAAHAHAB

 

 

aussie dad: ._.

 

 

 


 

 

[private chat: han river and netfelix]

 

 

han river: HEY

 

han river: do you wanna go to that amusement park thing on saturday? like with the whole group

 

 

netfelix: oof sounds great but i have a psychology exam on monday :( i‘m sorry

 

 

han river: lix psychology is one of your best subjects

 

han river: are you sure you can‘t take a day off? :< please for us

 

han river: with all our exams we haven‘t been able to spend some time together anyway

 

 

netfelix: ......

 

netfelix: god i hate you, you know how quick i get guilty conscience 

 

netfelix: if i fail its your fault

 

 

han river: sure thing!! :D

 


 

 

 

[private chat: jisung and changbin]

 

 

jisung: hyung, are you free this saturday?

 

 

changbin: uh yeah why

 

 

jisung: theres this amusement park thing near our dorm and we all thought it would be great to spend some time together again

 

 

changbin: that... actually sounds nice

 

changbin: ok i‘m in

 

 

jisung: NICE

 


 

 

[groupchat: getting changlix together, 7 members]

 

 

hanjisung: mission getting changlix together has started!

 

 

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[groupchat: getting changlix together, 7 members]

 

 

hanjisung: ok my dudes is everything ready??

 

 

hwanghyunjin: i got changbin and felix in the car !! woojin hyung is driving us to the place rn and chan hyung is in the car behind us with minho hyung & seungmin & jeongin

 

 

leeminho: i shall say that i’m surprised that chan hyung can drive

 

 

hanjisung: bold of you to assume he can drive. he might have his license but he‘s a MESS on a roadway and tbh everywhere else

 

 

kimseungmin: can confirm!

 

 

hanjisung: !!

 

hanjisung: text me when you‘re there i‘m waiting outside

 

 


 

 

 

[private chat: lix and bin]

 

 

bin: felix where are you?

 

bin: you got lost in the crowd and i know you‘re afraid of big crowds please i‘m worried

 

 

lix: hyungjyjnnd

 

lix: im@near the toiletsbyb

 

lix: icant breathe

 

 

bin: lixie calm down okay?

 

bin: i’ll be there

 

bin: in a few moments

 

bin: try to calm down for me 

 

bin: please

 

 

lix: iwill try

 

lix: i think@i kniw why the others left

 

lix: they wantto bring us together

 

lix: since we havebeen pinningjs on each otherso long

 

lix: fuckksjyb i loveoyu so much

 

 

bin: i‘m almost there.

 

bin: and

 

bin: i love you too

 

bin: i can‘t believe i‘m saying this over text

 

bin: but i love you so god damn much

 

bin: i‘m here

 

 

 


 

 

 

[groupchat: chan & the rest, 9 members]

 

 

squirrel: SILENCE FOR 3 HOURS

 

squirrel: SAY SOMETHING @emo @mr dead meme

 

 

ew a scorpio: they’re probably occupied 

 

 

even more of a furry: GROSS

 

 

bear: i can‘t believe that‘s something coming from you seungmin when you—

 

 

even more of a furry: HYUNG

 

 

aussie dad: oh my god babe how do you know about that

 

 

bear: fully making out on the couch where everyone can see isn‘t exactly hiding

 

 

squirrel: o____O

 

squirrel: now i have things in my head i‘d rather not have there

 

 

emo: hey guys

 

emo: just fyi we‘re good 

 

emo: more than good actually

 

emo: we still need to figure things out a bit but i Guess your plan worked but next time do it somewhere where no one gets anxious about crowds you know

 

 

aussie dad: Oh fuck no felix is he okay 

 

aussie dad: why didn‘t i think about i‘m so 

 

 

emo: no hyung it‘s okay!! really he‘s fine he‘s sleeping on my lap at my dorm

 

 

squirrel: oof we should have thought about that :(( i‘m gonna buy him a big package of chocolate as an apology and he gets an amazing han jisung hug !

 

 

ew a scorpio: as much as i‘d like to gag at that i have to agree your hugs are amazing

 

 

squirrel: thanks hyung i know <3

 

 

furry: wait so does this mean changlix is a thing now

 

 

emo: we are not sure about that yet

 

emo: but we... love each other that‘s clear and that‘s all we need to know

 

 

bear: IM GONNA CRY

 

 

bear changed emo‘s name to actual softie!

 

 

actual softie: hyung are you okay

 

 

bear: NO I HAVE WANTED THAT FOR SO LONG THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE

 

 

aussie dad: ????

 

 

bear: .

 

bear: second best

 

 

aussie dad: ^-^

 

 

 

 

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[groupchat: chan & the rest, 9 members]

 

 

ew a scorpio: ok

 

ew a scorpio: i get that changbin and felix are in that oh my god everything is beautiful i love my life phase but please

 

ew a scorpio: is making out in the library where some people actually wanna STUDY really fucking necessary 

 

 

furry: WHAT IVE BEEN SAYING—

 

 

even more of a furry: babe as much as i‘d like you to continue and roast them you can‘t really talk about it. you did it yourself.

 

 

furry: oh fuck. yeah

 

 

furry: let‘s do it again sometime

 

 

 

ew a scorpio: GOD DAMMIT AM I THE ONLY SANE PERSON HERE

 

 

 

bear: bold of you to assume that you are sane

 

 

 

jinyoungluvr: woojin hyung is the only sane one of us

 

 

 

aussie dad: you really think that-

 

 

bear: Christopher.

 

 

aussie dad: hyunjin you‘re So Right!!!! omg haha

 

 

squirrel: i don‘t know what is happening and at this point i‘m too afraid to ask

 

 

furry: we‘re talking about things you wouldn‘t understand, you baby

 

 

squirrel: I AM OLDER THANYOU??.!.!!.&.9::8

 

 

furry: yea but you‘re single

 

 

squirrel: oh my god don‘t remind me

 

 

ew a scorpio: no one‘s helping so i just threw a book @ changlix

 

ew a scorpio: i think they are mad

 

 

actual softie: OH YOU THINK????

 

actual softie: INSTEAD OF KINDLY TELLING US YOU THROW A FUCKINGBOOK AT US

 

actual softie: A BOOK ABOUT KOREAN HISTORY AT THAT YOU KNOW HOW HEAVY THAT SHIT IS

 

 

ew a scorpio: I TRIED TO TELL YOU KINDLY BUT YOU KEPT SUCKING EACH OTHERS FACES OFF NO ONE WANTS TO SEE THAT

 

 

mr dead meme: just because you don‘t have anyone

 

 

ew a scorpio: Lee Felix. It‘s on sight.

 

 

actual softie: you want to come for my bf? get past me first

 

 

ew a scorpio: you‘re as tall as a toddler please stop embarrassing yourself

 

 

aussie dad: DID CHANGBIN JUST CALL FELIX HIS BOYFRIEND

 

 

bear: IS IT OFFICIAL NOW

 

 

mr dead meme: i thought we made it very clear

 

mr dead meme: but yea it is

 

 

bear: OUR CHILDREN

 

 

aussie dad: THEY GROW UP SO FAST

 

 

ew a scorpio: this is getting too weird too fast again

 

 

squirrel: says the one who uses FUCKING FEBREZE instead of perfume

 

 

ew a scorpio: IT SMELLS SO MUCH BETTER THAN PERFUME

 

 

even more of a furry: mamma mia

 

 

furry: here i go again

 

 

even more of a furry: my my how can i resist you

 

 

mr dead meme: MAMMA MIA DOES IT SHOW AGAIN

 

 

furry: great now he ruined it again

 

 

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[groupchat: soundcloud rappers, 3 members]

 

jisungie: guyssss we haven‘t written anything in so long

 

channie: i know i‘m sure sung but i have a lot of work today nowadays :( and changbin‘s still in his lovey dovey phase

 

binnie: excuse me

binnie: you and woojin hyung are STILL like this after A YEAR AND A HALF of dating

binnie: so don‘t come @ me with this old man

 

jisungie: damn who hurt u

 

binnie: math

 

jisungie: ok i understand now

jisungie: but please i have some ideas :(( and it‘s something completely different from what we‘ve done

 

channie: oh it has started @binnie

 

binnie: ah shit here we go again

 

jisungie: ????

 

binnie: do you think confessing your undying love for [beep] in a rap song is really a good idea

 

jisung: my what

 

channie: you‘re so clueless

 

binnie: how cute :<

 

jisungie: WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT

 

channie: dw you‘ll get there you‘re still in stage two

 

jisungie: what is stage two

 

binnie: denial!

 

jisungie: hoW AM I IN DENIAL

 

channie: like i said you‘ll get there

 

jisungie: you confuse me more than minho hyu— wait

jisungie: no

jisungie: it‘s not what you think it is

 

binnie: sure

 

jisungie: we‘ve been friends since high school he‘s my best bud??? i don‘t see him that way

 

channie: so it‘s dudebro denial now

 

binnie: it‘s gotten worse

 

jisungie: why do you think you know me better than i know myself

 

channie: jisung, i‘ve known you since elementary school and i‘m not Blind i‘ve seen the way you look at each other

 

jisungie: so what are you a relationship counselor now

 

channie: no, but i definitely should be now that i think about it

 

binnie: OH MY GOD

binnie: was i like that too when i was in denial with felix

 

channie: oh hell no

channie: even worse

 

jisungie: i hate both of you

 

channie: you love us

 


 

[groupchat: chan & the rest, 9 members]

 

 

squirrel: looking for two other rappers who are willing to be in a team with me

 

actual softie: quit being so dramatic

 

furry: what goes on

 

squirrel: they want to give me relationship advice

 

mr dead meme: what relationship LMAOOOOO

 

squirrel: .........

 

bear: yall have problems i wish i Had

 

aussie dad: c‘mon babe it was not that bad

 

jinyoungluvr: omg what happened

 

bear: he told me that no one‘s scared of me

bear: not even jisung

 

squirrel: WHATS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN AGAIN

 

even more of a furry: you were even scared of dust once . you literally screamed at it bc you thought it was a bug or whatever i’m still trying to figure out why your imagination is so wild and yes i‘m never forgetting this

even more of a furry: and this name SUCKS

 

even more of a furry changed his name to stan day6!

 

stan day6: great :D

 

squirrel: first

squirrel: it was really dark in this room ok

squirrel: second

squirrel: chan hyung is right who would ever be scared of you, you‘re a teddy bear @bear

 

bear: >:( i AM scary

 

furry: sure you are hyung ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ

 

ew a scorpio: it's him!!!!!!

 

furry: that was what i was aiming for :D

 

mr dead meme: ok i agree with yall but 

mr dead meme: no one can tell me that they didn't find woojin hyung at least a Bit intimidating when they first saw him

 

jinyoungluvr: ....a bit 

 

ew a scorpio: i guess

 

aussie dad: yeah i was intimidated by his beauty <3

 

bear: c-channie :(

 

squirrel: GAGS

squirrel: he's even stuttering over text now oh my god i'm too single for this

 

actual softie: what a fucking loser

 

squirrel: oh come @ me midget

 

actual softie: you're only 2cm taller than me

 

squirrel: MIDGET

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[private chat: channie & woojinnie]

 

 

channie: good luck on your final today babe you‘ve got this !! <3

 

 

woojinnie: thank you love :( and also thank you for studying with me esp since i suck so much at physics

 

 

channie: anything for you! you‘re lucky you have such a caring bf!

 

 

woojinnie: we get it you love yourself

 

 

channie: just doing what bts told me to do!

 

channie: also look in your bag i put a little note to tell you that i love you

 

 

woojinnie: chan that‘s a 10 paged letter

 

 

channie: SO??? >:((((

 

 

woojinnie: god i love you

 

 


 

 

[groupchat: 00 liners + the baby, 5 members]

 

 

[heavy breathing]: god i need to get dicked down

 

 

prince: what the fuck

 

 

minnie: it‘s 7am are you really doing this rn

 

 

[heavy breathing]: I DONT CARE WHAT TIME IT IS I NEED TO GET DICKED DOWN

 

 

annoying aussie: you can‘t even talk to cute boys without having a full on panic attack how tf do you want to get dick then

 

 

[heavy breathing] removed annoying aussie!

 

 

[heavy breathing]: looking for a new best friend

 

 

The Baby: i shouldn‘t have looked at my phone

 

 

prince added annoying aussie!

 

 

[heavy breathing]: have i ever told you that i hate you hwang

 

 

prince: multiple times but you know

 

prince: haters gonna hate luv x

 

 

minnie: oh no the britishboo is jumping out again

 

 

The Baby: just when we thought it was over

 

 

annoying aussie: at least he stopped being an aussieboo

 

 

prince: nah mate

 

 

annoying aussie: ENOUGH

 

 

annoying aussie removed prince!

 

 

[heavy breathing]: CAN WE GET BACK TO MY PROBLEM

 

 

minnie: jesus christ sung there are so many dudes that would like to date you or get your pants or whatever why don‘t you just ask any of them

 

 

The Baby: he‘s too cowardish and since he already has heart eyes for someone

 

 

[heavy breathing]: why does everyone think they know more about MY feelings than i do

 

 

annoying aussie: you‘re oblivious .

 


 

 

[groupchat: soundcloud rappers, 3 members]

 

jisungie: hyungs i hate the others

 

jisungie: i just said i need to get dicked down and now they are acting like you and say i have feelings for M****

 

 

binnie: first of all no one wants to know that you need dick thanks

 

binnie: second of all sucks to be single huh x

 

binnie: THIRD

 

binnie: i mean :///

 

 

jisungie: hyung im telling you

 

jisungie: there‘s nothing between me and him

 

jisungie: he doesn‘t see me like that

 

 

binnie: but do you see him like that?

 

 

jisungie: uh

 

jisungie: WHERES CHAN HYUNG WHEN YOU NEED HIM

 

 

 

binnie: your loss woojin hyung had his physics final today and now theyre spending some time together bc it went great

 

 

jisungie: don‘t you have a bf too why don‘t you spend time with him

 

 

binnie: i am

 

binnie: and he said you should stop being in denial

 

 

 

jisungie: GOD I DONTKNIW IF I LIKE HIM LIKE THAT OKAY ITS COMPLICATED I JUSTSHHSKYXNNXK FUCK IDK

 

jisungie: IBJUST HHHHH LEAVE ME ALONE

 

 

jisungie left the chat!

 


 

[private chat: netfelix and han river]

 

netfelix: sungie?

 

netfelix: jisung i‘m sorry

 

netfelix: i saw how you reacted when changbin hyung told you to stop being in denial

 

netfelix: we never wanted to pressure you im sorry we acted like that :(

 

 

han river: yeah it‘s okay

 

han river: i get it you want me to be happy

 

han river: but i need to figure this out on myself idk and tbh i want to focus on my grades i‘m not really in the right mindset for anything romantic thats why i just said i needed to get dicked down lol just as a stress relief or something fuck idk what i‘m saying i‘m just so stressed and i‘m sorry i let it out on bin hyung

 

 

netfelix: no we understand, he understands! we feel like assholes honestly we weren‘t thinking of your feelings and we are really sorry

 

 

han river: nah it‘s fine really

 

 

netfelix: can you come over? i saw that mulan got added to netflix and you love that movie don‘t you

 

 

han river: do i really want to be your third wheel

 

 

netfelix: oh no binnie hyung just left its a bff only day!

 

 

han river: ): i could never be mad at you you‘re such a sunshine

 

 

netfelix: that‘s what people like to call me! :D

 

 

han river: dickhead

 

han river: i‘m on my way

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[groupchat: chan & the rest, 9 members]

 

 

stan day6: IM SUCH A CLOWN

stan day6: I COULDCRY

 

 

bear: ????

 

 

furry: oh yeah he didn‘t get tickets for day6 upcoming world tour

 

 

stan day6: YOU MAKE IT SOUND LIKE ITS NOTHING SERIOUS?bdkdldkfnlddk??2!28:8;€€/

 

 

furry: babe you see them every year you‘ll see them again soon i promise

 

 

ew a scorpio: i agree with that screaming baby for once

 

 

furry: SCREAMING BABY??.!,?,!#

 

 

ew a scorpio: yes

 

 

aussie dad: you know your name suits you . this is why everyone hates scorpios

 

 

ew a scorpio: few weeks later and you‘d have been one too

 

 

aussie dad: god don‘t remind me

 

 

stan day6: CAN WE FOCUS ON THE TASK AT HANDbvbdnykyk??:!:! IM NOT SEEING DAY6

 

 

actual softie: is it that serious

 

 

stan day6: YOUSJSJDJVBDNDKDKD

 

stan day6: YESvvdbbyn???2!:!:

 

 

mr dead meme: but can u stop using caps and keyboard smash that is so not seungmin of you

 

 

stan day6: yall are so—

 

 

squirrel: amazing?

 

 

bear: cool?

 

 

aussie dad: supportive?

 

 

actual softie: nice!

 

 

mr dead meme: the bestest friends in the whole wide world?

 

 

jinyoungluvr: @mr dead meme that didn‘t even make sense

 

 

mr dead meme: shut up i hate gays

 

 

furry: you are one yourself

 

 

mr dead meme: who said that

 

 

ew a scorpio: you. like every second of every god damn day

 

 

mr dead meme: you don‘t have any evidence

 

 

actual softie: you sure bc i think the hickies on my neck say otherwise

 

 

furry: HELP TMI TMI TMIIIIIIIII

 

 

actual softie: ???.!.!.?.? WHAT KINDA TMI

actual softie: YOU AND SEUNGMIN LITERALLY MAKE OUT IN EVERY MF PUBLIC PLACE

 

 

furry: ..you got me there

furry: still no one wants to know about your sex life so tmi this is too horrifying

 

 

stan day6: and just like this my tragic event was forgotten

 

 

aussie dad: we‘re just gonna give you a private day6 concert and sing their songs!!! :D

aussie dad: HA IVE CONNECTED THE DOTS

 

 

ew a scorpio: hyung you haven‘t connected shit

 

 

aussie dad: I HAVE CONNECTED THEM

 

 

stan day6: no offense

stan day6: no wait scratch that

stan day6: FULL OFFENSE

stan day6: even if, and only if, you tried to sound like them you‘d never. Ever be able to sing it like the legend himself Park Sungjin

 

 

bear: he does have a point there

 

 

aussie dad: :((( thats the best idea ive had in Years

 

 

squirrel: hyung thats really debatable

 

 


 

 

[groupchat: chan & the rest, 9 members]

 

squirrel: AYYYYY THIS CHAT DEAD BC OF ME SO IM BRINGING IT BACK

squirrel: lix seungmin and MY birthday are coming

squirrel: which means

squirrel: presents

 

 

stan day6: exactly give me day6 tickets

 

 

squirrel: seungmin im gonna kick you out

 

 

stan day6: bring it on midget

 

 

mr dead meme changed the groupchat name to seungjilix's bday bash! gamers: free, the rest: ₩200,000,000

 

 

squirrel: that name is ugly

 

 

squirrel changed the groupchat name to seungjilix‘s bday bash! weebs: free, the rest: ₩200,000,000

 

 

mr dead meme: just bc you aren‘t a gamer

 

 

squirrel: i don‘t want to own you ₩200,000,000 thank u very much

 

 

jinyoungluvr: wait shit your bdays are soon lol

 

 

squirrel: ????YEAH

 

 

ew a scorpio: i always forget we have 3 virgos in this

ew a scorpio: no wonder this shit is so chaotic

 

 

aussie dad: you tell me i can‘t believe they‘re all friends

 

 

stan day6: ..........friends

 

 

furry: no

 

 

stan day6: ok

 

 

jinyoungluvr: ??????what

 

 

squirrel: idk they do that every now and then some relationship telepathy i dont have a fucking clue i figured every couple from us has that

 

 

aussie dad: exactly woojin and i always finish each others

 

 

bear: sandwiches

bear: chan im hungry

 

 

ew a scorpio: i thought he‘d say im hungies for a sec and got scared

 

 

mr dead meme: ANYWAY

mr dead meme: presents!!!!!

 

 

ew a scorpio: you all will get a card from self made bday card from me which says I hate Virgos, god bless

 

 

squirrel: WOW

 

Chapter Text

hello guys.

it‘s been a while since i posted something here right? well turns out college really does kick your ass. but that‘s not why i‘m here. i‘ve already posted that on my other fic but i thought i should write about it on here too.

the reason why i‘m here posting this announcement is because of the recent news. woojin left skz. i still don‘t know how to react, i‘ve been crying my eyes out for what feels like hours. the news are so sudden and heartbreaking, it really makes me feel like shit.

therefore, this story will go on hiatus. of course, i‘ll come back to it eventually and woojin will still be included, as he‘ll always be a member of skz no matter what, i just need time to process this and get strength to write again, i hope all of you understand.

i promise, i‘ll come back soon as i can. i love you all and please take care of yourselves. it‘s a really hard time and we gotta be there for each other.

i love you all,

dunklenacht ♡