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LEAR: U can haz mi thrown if one of u lovz mee

GONERIL: OMG I loveez u mor tahn cheezburgrz, srsly

CORDELIA: (to herself) I Failz. I canz be only kwai-it

LEAR: I givez u all tihs landz

REGAN: Goneril no speakz troof. I no happee unless I iz loving u.

CORDELIA: I iz failz for teh looze. Whut kan I sayz nao?

LEAR: I givez u all tehse landz an cheezeburgerz. Nao can haz mi yungist daughterz? Whut u sayz?

CORDELIA: Nuffing.

LEAR: Nuffing?

CORDELIA: Nuffing.

LEAR: Nuffing getz u nuffing.

CORDELIA: I Failz. I no haz talent for wurdz.