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a group chat au except its discord

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Welcome to the beginning of the cry and die (gay edition) group.

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bullshit
whats up FUCKERS

ryro
why am i here and where am i

bullshit
ur on discord, silly
and ur here bc ur my friend :))

BLEACH BOY
i’ve never met you before how the fuck did you get my tag

bullshit
;))

BLEACH BOY
nevermind
i dont want to know

bullshit
where is everyone else :((

spookyjim
sleeping
like normal people
because its four in the fucking morning

BLEACH BOY
actually its 3:57

spookyjim
i dont know who you are

BLEACH BOY
neither do i

spookyjim
but kindly fuck off

BLEACH BOY
no

spookyjim
fair enough

BÅŃDĮTØ
@spookyjim#5186 what even is sleep

spookyjim
oh hi there ty! :))

BÅŃDĮTØ
hello! :)))

ryro
gay

bullshit
ryan

ryro
yes

seaman
yes?

bullshit
wait shit i forgot there are two ryans
alright
george

ryro
im going to rip off your dick and shove it down your throat

BLEACH BOY
kinky

ryro
shut the fuck up awsten

BLEACH BOY
how the hell do you know who i am

ryro
we have chemistry together

bullshit
ryan

ryro
WAIT FUCK

bullshit
RY ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME

ryro
WHY WOULD I CHEAT ON YOU FOR HIM
OF ALL PEOPLE

bullshit
so you would cheat on me for someone else

ryro
well you get really fucking annoying sometimes and that spencer kid is cool

bullshit
blocked

 

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garry
oh wow iM LATE

oh, fRaNkIE
fuck

garry
a constant mood
wait can i invite milky way

spookyjim
milky

garry
yes

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milkyway has been added to the group.
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milkyway
im going to kill you gee

bullshit
wAIT
GARRY IS GERARD

garry
who the hell
wHO THE HELL DID YOU THINK IT WAS
SPONGEBOBS PET SNAIL

bullshit
yes

seaman
actually spongebob’s pet snail is named gary not garry

bullshit
and you know this how?

seaman
gary come home

ryro
of course

tall glass of water
Hello there. I’m here.
Also, hello Ryan.

ryro
hi

seaman
hello

BÅŃDĮTØ
there are two ryans

tall glass of water
I’m aware.

milkyway
who the hell is everyone

tall glass of water
I’m Dallon.

spookyjim
josh

bullshit
breadbin brendon

ryro
ryan

seaman
ryan

BÅŃDĮTØ
tyler

BLEACH BOY
hi there newcomer im awsten and i dont know anyone except ryan who i apparently have a chemistry class with

garry
mieky add ur boyf

milkyway
one hes not my boyfriend
two okay

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pepper wentz has been added to the group.
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pepper wentz
hi im mikeys boyfriend

garry
dont fucking lie to me ever again mikey

milkyway
:((

BLEACH BOY
hey wontz add your friend patrick

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soul punk has been added to the group.
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soul punk
im going to kill myself if i get invited to one more fucking chat

pepper wentz
dont :((

milkyway
:((

garry
:((

spookyjim
:((

BÅŃDĮTØ
:((

BLEACH BOY
:((

bullshit
:((

tall glass of water
:((

seaman
:((

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The group name has been changed to :(( .
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ryro
why would you do that

bullshit
i dont know

tall glass of water
It was because he found it somewhat as a meme.

bullshit
no shit dal

tall glass of water
Rude.

bullshit
reverse uno card

tall glass of water
I don’t understand?

seaman
just go with it

tall glass of water
Alright. . . ?

ryro
dallon not understanding memes is the purest thing

seaman
dallon in general is the purest thing

BLEACH BOY
i dont even know him and i completely agree

garry
hes our mom too

bullshit
DAL YOURE OUR MOM

tall glass of water
I’m a male.

oh, fRaNkIE
still our mom lmao

soul punk
i thought i was your mom :((

pepper wentz
we can have two moms

milkyway
we stan our lesbian moms

tall glass of water
I’m asexual, how would we have kids together?

soul punk
adoption

tall glass of water
Who’s the original mother?

garry
ray

oh, fRaNkIE
ray

milkyway
ray

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raygun has been added to the group.
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raygun

me

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BLEACH BOY
hey assholes

bullshit
you called

tall glass of water
Calling us “assholes” is rather rude.

BLEACH BOY
fuck you
anyways
im gonna invite some people

raygun
oh no

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geoff for president and otto for president have been added to the chat.
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pepper wentz
mmm yes daddy
new meat

geoff for president
oh no

oh, fRaNkIE
oh but yes

garry
“mmm yes daddy”

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The group name has been changed to mmm yes daddy .
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ryro
wh
what happened

bullshit
mmm yes daddy happened

ryro
but why

tall glass of water
Why not?

spookyjim
yeah gEorge do you have a fucking problem with daddy kinks

BÅŃDĮTØ
josh
do you have a daddy kink that you’re not telling me about

spookyjim
NO

bullshit
jOSH HAS A DADDY KINK????

spookyjim
NO GO AWAY

BÅŃDĮTØ
denial

geoff for president
im scared

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geoff for president
this one cute guy told me i was pretty and i had a strong moment of gay panic™

BLEACH BOY
aw my son is getting himself a boyfriend
he better not lay a finger on you and if he does you two better have protection

geoff for president
i’m

bullshit
omg

otto for president
wHAT DID HE LOOK LIKE

geoff for president
uh
he had curly hair and a beanie

otto for president
SKSKSKKSKS

geoff for president
THAT WAS YOU??

otto for president
YES

geoff for president
shit ur cute

otto for president
shit no u

#gotto4lyfe xd
do you like my new username :))

geoff for president
no

otto for president
no

ryro
completely unrelated but this one guy was wearing a shirt that said “i used to be a people person”
vv relatable btw
bUt i misread it as “i used to be a lesbian”

soul punk
also very relatable

tall glass of water
Very.

raygun
i mean
what’s the difference

bullshit
lesbians aren’t people they are ɢǟɛ

seaman
the big ɢǟɛ

BÅŃDĮTØ
they are ɢǟɛ and that is all

#gotto4lyfe xd
where are geoff and otto

ryro
probably fucking

geoff for president
NO WE ARE NOT

pepper wentz
oOH DID I MISS SOME
TEA

garry
mmm tEa

bullshit
you missed a bit

BÅŃDĮTØ
quite a lot

tall glass of water
The tea has gotten cold, you’re so late.

milkyway
ouch

soul punk
cold tea is good wdym

#gotto4lyfe xd
PATRICK

pepper wentz
TRICKY

garry
WHAT THE FUCK

soul punk
WHAT DID I DO

otto for president
he’s not wrong

bullshit
DISGRACE

spookyjim
SIN

geoff for president
IM DISAPPOINTED

otto for president
:((

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ryro
wasn’t last last week the ides of march

seaman
BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH

bullshit
wasn’t that the day the one roman dude got stabbed a shit ton
what was his name
julian citrus

soul punk
JULIAN CITRUS

tall glass of water
IT’S JULIUS CAESAR, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.

pepper wentz
no i like julian citrus better

milkyway
no one cares what you prefer, peter

pepper wentz
that’s not very nice, michael

garry
he’s about to punch you
you know that right

pepper wentz
nah he loves me he wouldnt

milkyway
OH YOU WANNA BET

pepper wentz
nOPE I’D RATHER NOT

milkyway
that’s what i thought

raygun
now, ladies
stop arguing

milkyway
yes ma’am

pepper wentz
SIR YES SIR

milkyway
shut UP

pepper wentz
:((

milkyway
>((

bullshit
what happened to the eyes

milkyway
it got so mad that its eyebrows went down far enough to cover its eyes

pepper wentz
ouch

milkyway
be quiet, peasant

pepper wentz
im sorry ily :((

milkyway
ilyt :((

pepper wentz
ily more

milkyway
don’t doubt it

soul punk
I SPAT OUT MY TEA

bullshit
was it cold tea

soul punk
yes

bullshit
ew

otto for president
oh but yum

geoff for president
is my dick yum too

bullshit
JEFFERY

geoff for president
one
that is not my name

tall glass of water
And two?

geoff for president
no thats all

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seaman
oh btw dallon and i are together

tall glass of water
RYAN
RYAN SEAMAN
MAN OF THE SEA

bullshit
OH MY GOD

tyseph
WAIT REALLY

jodun
JOIN THE ɢǟɛ

tall glass of water
Sigh
Yes, really

ryro
dallon is losing his punctuation

tall glass of water
You guys are a bad influence.

ryro
oh we know

bullshit
now just stop using capital letters like a loser and you’ll fully be one of us

ryro
ONE OF US

geoff for president
ONE OF US

tall glass of water
NO

tyseph
ONE OF US

jodun
ONE OF US

tall glass of water
STOP IT

otto for president
ONE OF US

seaman
ONE OF US

bullshit
ONE OF US

garry
ONE OF US

raygun
ONE OF US

tall glass of water
N O

oh, fRaNkIE
ONE OF US

milkyway
ONE OF US

tall glass of water
I give up

seaman
you’re no fun ☹️
no ew i forgot discord does that

bullshit
☹️

seaman
shut the fuck up kyle

ryro
what the FUCK is up kyle

pepper wentz
no what’d you say

oh, fRaNkIE
what the FUCK dude

bullshit
step the FUCK up, kay

seaman
what have i done

tall glass of water
hell

bullshit
gasp dALLON USED LOWERCASE LETTERS

tall glass of water
No i dudnt
fick

bullshit
are
are you okay

tall glass of water
mo

soul punk
mo?

bullshit
momo

garry
moto

ryro
I THINK MOTO MOTO LIKES YOU
HERE HE COMES

bullshit
divorce

pepper wentz
I LIKE EM BIG

geoff for president
please don’t

oh, fRaNkIE
I LIKE EM CHUNKY

tall glass of water
stop

bullshit
dallon
dallas
dally dal

tall glass of water
get on with it

bullshit
as much as i thank you for ending that what the fuck is going on

tall glass of water
i dont
know

ryro
d’allonger

tall glass of water
if you’re referring to my legs they don’t need any more lengthening

ryro
actually it was my damn french autocorrect

bullshit
u have autocorrect

ryro
yes

seaman
loser

ryro
hey thats mean :(

bullshit
dont be rude to my boyfriend u shit pickle

tall glass of water
Don’t call him that!!

bullshit
there we go back to normal

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ryro
where’s awsten i haven’t seen him in a while



#gotto4lyfe xd
them* thanks
and i kinda uh
broke my toe



ryro
oh sorry
how the hell did you break your toe



#gotto4lyfe xd
i tried a backflip



bullshit
that must have been the worst backflip anyone has ever done in the history of mankind how do you manage to break your toe doing a fucking backflip



#gotto4lyfe xd
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT



bullshit
THAT DOESNT EXPLAIN HOW IT HAPPENED



#gotto4lyfe xd
I DONT KNOW HOW IT HAPPENED I THINK I JUST SLIPPED



tall glass of water
AND I THINK THAT’S BULLSHIT!



bullshit
hi


tall glass of water
Go away.



bullshit
:((



#gotto4lyfe xd
hold on im changing my name i cant do this one



geoff for president
good



BLEACH BOY
fuck off i broke my toe

 

garry

yeah fuck off 😤😤

 

BLEACH BOY

emojis are for losers

 

bullshit

excuse you theyre called 🅴mojos

no fuck

 

garry

what are emojos

 

ryro

oh

haven’t you heard?

 

bullshit

FUCK OFF MILK SANDWICH

 

ryro

milk,, sandwich?

 

bullshit

is that not what i said

 

tall glass of water

Well, technically, you didn’t say anything.

 

bullshit

SHUT UP DALLON STALLION NO ONE ASKED YOU

 

ryro

IM CRYING

 

garry

DALLON STALLION I AM. DECEASED

 

pepper wentz

remember that time i almost gave myself heat stroke

 

geoff for president

no

 

bullshit

have u been lurking??

 

pepper wentz

yes

 

geoff for president

yeos

 

bullshit

oh my god

 

oh, fRaNkIE

i got heat exhaustion from a shower once

 

garry

the shower hated you

i know

because i was the shower head >:((

 

milkyway

those shits are

sexy??/??/!

 

garry

PETER LEWIS KINGSTON WENTZ THE THIRD WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HIM

 

pepper wentz

oh hes a little drunk

 

garry

ON WHAT

 

pepper wentz

not entirely sure but hes fine

its not like he has any brain cells to lose anyway

 

milkyway

hAy!!

im righy hear!!

 

pepper wentz

im sorry ily :((

 

milkyway

i donr

 

pepper wentz

wow okay

 

garry

ive raised him well

 

pepper wentz

hEY

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pepper wentz

brendon doesnt have a forehead

 

tyseph

have you seen him

his forehead is probably bigger than his dick

 

bullshit

keyword

probably

 

ryro

i dunno hes right

 

bullshit

WOW OKAY

 

pepper wentz

ANYWAys like i was saying

he doesn’t have a forehead he has a fourtwentyhead

 

bullshit

yeah,,

 

BLEACH BOY

everyones favorite bitch is back

 

garry

idk i think frank is my favorite bitch

 

BLEACH BOY

hey shut up

 

otto for president

you’re my favorite bitch awsten

 

geoff for president

dont listen to them otto its a trap

im your favorite bitch remember

 

otto for president

no i

actually don’t remember

 

tall glass of water

Ryan is my favorite bitch.

 

ryro

aw thanks

 

seaman

he was talking about me u peasant

 

bullshit

fun fact i have rya n correct to bitch on my phone

ro ss corrects to boy

 

ryro

so im bitch boy

 

bullshit

yes

 

ryro

hold on

 

bullshit

i’m holding

 

bitch boy

is this better

 

BLEACH BOY

no only i can be boy

 

bitch boy

oi fite me mate

 

geoff for president

please don’t

 

bitch boy

OI YOU WANNA FITE ME TOO MATE

(ง’̀-‘́)ง

 

oh, fRaNkIE

FIGHT

FIGHT

FIGHT

 

tall glass of water

Don’t encourage them!

 

BLEACH BOY

(ง •̀_•́)ง

 

tall glass of water

Look what you’ve done.

 

oh, fRaNkIE

sorry mother

 

bitch boy

ᕦ( ͡°╭͜ʖ╮͡° )ᕤ

 

BLEACH BOY

SHIT

 

bitch boy

ᕙ (° ~͜ʖ~ °) ᕗ

 

BLEACH BOY

I GIVE UP

 

bitch boy

good

 

bullshit

that looks like mr potato from peppa pig

 

bitch boy

thats why i have it i fucking love peppa pig

 

soul punk

peppa pig?

 

garry

YO PEPPA PIG WAS MY FUCKING JAM

 

bullshit

i watched little bill

 

bitch boy

whats little bill he sounds like a rapper

 

bullshit

it was my favorite show as a kid

but all i remember was that one time he learned to play violin and another time he learned sign language for ice cream

 

bitch boy

i watched caillou

 

BLEACH YOUNG MAN

xd i ship ryan and caillou

 

bullshit

what the fuck did you just say

 

tall glass of water

You’re fucked, Awsten.

 

BLEACH YOUNG MAN

thanks

 

bitch boy

ᕦ( ͡°╭͜ʖ╮͡° )ᕤ

 

BLEACH YOUNG MAN

stop

 

bitch boy

ᕙ (° ~͜ʖ~ °) ᕗ

 

tall glass of water

STOP YOU’RE SCARING MY FAMILY.

 

seaman

I CALL BULLSHIT

 

bullshit

my phone’s not ringing yet wanna explain

 

seaman

fuck off

 

tall glass of water

Fuck off.