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We Didn't Start the Fire

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Disney channel, suite life, Miley Cyrus went wild
Demi Lovato not sober, camp rock’s over
Lindsay Lohan, drunk driving, went to jail, not surviving
Debby Ryan, same thing, Disney led to Netflix role
Britney Spears, drug use, craziness and shaved head
Disney movies, live action, Cinderella and Aladdin
Coldplay, U2, Queen made a comeback
The Office, F.R.I.E.N.D.S., and Riverdale

Presidential emails, controversy, big debate
Trump won, Hillary had to run
He wants to build a wall, Liberals want it to fall
Everybody's rainbow pride, 14th amendment, gay guys
Kiki doesn’t love you, Yanny or laurel which of the two?
Jake Paul, suicide, film it and subscribe
California still on fire, earthquakes and no water
Twilight, Vampires, Edward Cullen, Bella Swan

Wrecking ball, firework, Lady Gaga, Beyonce
New memes, yodel boi, card against humanity
iphone, apple watch, Ugg boots and Starbucks
Crack, vape, joule, pot, 420, never stop
Royal wedding, English man, American girl doll
rainbow loom, silly bands, barbies, and action figures
Marvel movies, harry potter, game of thrones
Thank you, next 21st century