LifeInsurance added Whatsupgaymers, brokeuyasu, 20Years4MinorVandalism, Costello, assnearlynumb, SponsoredbyPizzaHut, 1235, SilverStripper003, cheezits, Abbacchihoe, Mom, Trishy, EGG, HAIR, StickspainTbrushesuphisass and paintbrushes to a new chat.
LifeInsurance named the chat 'Groupchat for Morioh'
20Years4MinorVandalism changed the name to 'Try not to commit self deletus'
LifeInsurance: Jolyne, why would you betray me?
2OYears4MinorVandalism: ;;)) this name too long lemme change real quick
20Years4MinorVandalism changed their name to YeetusFeetus
YeetusFeetus: ahh perfect
assnearlynumb: so uhh whats this for Gio?
LifeInsurance: It's a chat for us all to stay in contact via.
LifeInsurance: Mista came up with it actually.
Costello: Ooh whos Mista
Whatsupgaymers: His man
LifeInsurance: Simply put.
Costello: Shit i forgot you werent the little single one anymore
Shovespaintbrushesuphisass: No but Okuyasu is about to be
Whatsupgaymers: WHAT THE FUCK? Rohan you think Im gonna leave him or something? Bitch
Shovespaintbrushesuphisass: My bad shouldve said hes going to be a widower when I find you Josuke
Shovespaintbrushesuphisass: BECAUSE OF THIS WEIRD AS FUCK USERNAME, THATS WHY
Shovespaintbrushesuphisass: I KNOW YOU SET ME TO THIS YOU POMPADOURED LITTLE CUNT
Paintbrushes: hey hey what's all the yelling for?
Paintbrushes: why am I called paintbrushes actually
brokeuyasu: why wouldnt u be
Paintbrushes: ah. I see why.
Shovespaintbrushesuphisass: AND FYI, KIRA AND I ARE NOT A THING JOSUKE! STEP THE FUCK BACK!
YeetusFeetus: im confused why hasnt Josuke gone off at Rohan about his hair yet
HAIR: He and Okuyasu are making out.
EGG: You said we weren't gonna tell them :(
HAIR: I'm sorry, sweetheart, but it's for the best.
LifeInsurance: Great, first day of the groupchat and this happens.
assnearlynumb: need any help committing cease vital functions Gio?
LifeInsurance: No, I think I'm good. Just need to watch a few Onision videos and you'll all be at my funeral come Monday.
brokeuyasu: pretty dark fr someone who literaly shines like the sun
LifeInsurance: I live for the turntable, Okuyasu :)
Abbachihoe: What the fuck is this
Mom: A groupchat, or so it appears darling
Abbachihoe: What the fuck do you want Narancia
cheezits: ok but u2 are 2 cute
cheezits: fugo get in here
cheezits: yeah me too
cheezits: anyways are they the cutest thing ever
SilverStripper003: Idk, probably. I mean, you haven't spend the night in the same room as Giorno and Mista, but go off I guess
cheezits: next time we take a roadtrip im sharing with them
SilverStripper003: They were so polite too. Gio wouldn't stop asking if I minded they were.....doing things, and he tried to keep shit extra quiet. They went in the bathroom at one point actually.
Abbachihoe: And you didn't get any pictures?!
Mom: Yes! You should have >:(
SilverStripper003: Ew wtf! Why would you want pictures?
Mom: So I can see my favourite son growing up :(
Abbachihoe: Blackmail, obviously.
SilverStripper003: Right then...
cheezits: hey is it just us here
assnearlynumb: lmao no
cheezits: who the fuck r u!!
assnearlynumb: its me, Johnny, couldnt you tell?
Abbachihoe: Johnny Johnny
assnearlynumb: .....yes papa
cheezits: fucking gyro
assnearlynumb: nO PAPA
SilverStripper003: Telling lies?
assnearlynumb: no papa!!!
Abbachihoe: Open your mouth
assnearlynumb: *devilspawn screech*
assnearlynumb: srly why do people want me to date him
assnearlynumb: were too good friends to do that
cheezits: you just wont admit your in love
Mom: You can't speak, Narancia.
cheezits: MOOOOM SHUTT UPPPP
cheezits: NOT. HERE .
SilverStripper003: Psst, Abbachio, have any idea what they're talking about?
Abbachihoe: Not a clue
sono chi no sadame
Trishy: hey uh what the fuck is this
Mom: Language girl :(
Trishy: shut up mom
Abbachihoe: Don't speak to your mother that way
Trishy: i'm not scared of you dad
SilverStripper003: You should be he just punted Narancia across the room for calling Panic at the Disco 'edgy music'
1235: Yeesus christo
Trishy: oh hey mista
1235: You guys havnt seen Yukako have you
SilverStripper003: Why is your straight side taking over or something
1235: The fuck no I need advice on Gios present for Christmas
Abbachihoe: You sure that shedevil is the right person for that?
Trishy: hey yukako is cool >:(
Abbachihoe: Well, whatever. Maybe she isn't the best person to go to is what I'm saying.
1235: Nah shes the longest person Ive known to have a relationship
1235: She and Koichi are iconic
1235: Im gonna find her bye
Abbachihoe: Don't say we didn't fucking warn you.....
Paintbrushes: can me and Rohan get a name change? we really aren't dating
Shovespaintbrushesuphisass: Yes please
Paintbrushes: any admins around who can do it? actually who is the admins....
LifeInsurance: Me, Jolyne, Johnny and Josuke. And only one of us is willing to do it.
assnearlynumb: me lmao
assnearlynumb changed Shovespaintbrushesuphisass to ArtHoe
assnearlynumb changed Paintbrushes to handyman
handyman: name change appreciated, thank you johnny
LifeInsurance: Right, now go fuck.
handyman: yeah uh....bye then
assnearlynumb: bet theyre actually gonna fuck now
SponsoredbyPizzaHut: okAY WHY THE HELL IS THAT YOUR NAME
SponsoredbyPizzaHut: WHAT THE FUCK
assnearlynumb: lmao idfk
assnearlynumb: i guess its kinda tru
cheezits: actually there was a big party and josuke stole his phone
SponsoredbyPizzaHut: LMFAO THATS THE BEST THING EVER
Whatsupgaymers: I heard my name
Whatsupgaymers: Also whose doing Secret Santa cus Bruno and Leone have volunteered to organise it this year
cheezits: ohh me
assnearlynumb: yeah me too
SponsoredbyPizzaHut: Might as well
LifeInsurance: I've discussed it, and me, Mista, Fugo and Trish are in as well.
EGG: Yukako and me too!
Whatsupgaymers: Right and Oku said yes too.....Rohan and Kira? Jolyne? Hermes?
YeetusFeetus: yh sure for me and Hermes
handyman: ok i will
ArtHoe: You're all going to pressure me into it if I don't so alright
Whatsupgaymers: Great thats everyone :)
Whatsupgaymers: Bruno is gonna msg you all privately tomorrow and KEEP YOUR SHIT A SECRET OK?
YeetusFeetus: got it
YeetusFeetus: go give your man some attention
Whatsupgaymers: Fuck off Jolly
LifeInsurance: I was wondering if we could add the rest of this dysfunctional family.
LifeInsurance: So far it feels like the chat is all of the younger generation of Joestars.
Whatsupgaymers: Alright so, Joseph and Jotaro are a yes, what about Jonathan?
LifeInsurance: Maybe this chat is too much for him....
Whatsupgaymers: Yeah hed be sorely disappointed in us all
LifeInsurance added 4chanButOnDrugs and oceanman to the group.
oceanman added oceanmansmans to the group.
Whatsupgaymers: Wow you gave him admin straight away?
LifeInsurance: Yes, Joseph too.
oceanmansmans: Oh my god giorno what have you done
4chanButOnDrugs: OH HELL YES YOU ADDED ME TO THE CHAT AT LONG LONG LAST
4chanButOnDrugs changed their name to bubblefucker.
bubblefucker added bubbles to the group.
bubblefucker changed the name to ITSCHRISTMASBITCHES.
bubbles: what the actual fuck joseph
oceanman: jesus christ what have i been made a part of?
oceanmansmans: hell, apparently
bubbles: dont we know it
Whatsupgaymers: Alright so yall are in for secret santa right?
oceanmansmans: mhm sure
bubblefucker: count me and caesar in
oceanman: why not....
Whatsupgaymers: Perfect Ill add you to Brunos list
bubblefucker: hey can we get polnareff and avdol in here too? they funny asf
LifeInsurance: You have admin, go ahead.
bubblefucker added /pol/nareff and thecoolone to the group.
/pol/nareff: ayyy a gc? just what i needed!!
thecoolone: Good lord Joseph
thecoolone: What have you done
Gosh, sorry for lack of an update. School's been biting my ass. Here we go, back to the madness.
Whatsupgaymers: Lads you all got your secret santa person right?
ArtHoe: I'm gonna speak for all of us and say yes because no way am I suffering a spam. If you didn't, dm me.
ArtHoe: FUCK OFF JOSUKE I'M NOT WITH ANYONE RIGHT NOW DON'T YOU DARE SCREENSHOT THAT CONVERSATION
ArtHoe: JOSUKE STOP IT
ArtHoe: I WILL FUCKING DEMOLISH YOU
ArtHoe: STOP NO PLEASE DON'T DO IT JOSUKE
ArtHoe: GRAB YOUR FUCKING BOYFRIEND BEFORE I MURDER HIM
ArtHoe: PLEASE THIS IS SERIOUS MY CAREER WILL BE OVER
brokeuyasu: jeez dude ok
Whatsupgaymers: Christ Rohan is it really that important?
ArtHoe: YES IT IS!! DO YOU THINK I WANT MY READERS FINDING OUT I SENT NUDES TO A 63-YEAR-OLD CATFISH UNKNOWINGLY?!!!!!!!
YeetusFeetus: JESUS CHRIST ROHAN YOU DID W H A T
Whatsupgaymers: Omfg...I thought those were just random noods!! You shoulda told me man
ArtHoe: WHY WOULD I FUCKING TELL YOU JOSUKE, I DON'T EXACTLY TRUST YOU
YeetusFeetus: aww you made him sad :(
ArtHoe: Fuck off all of you
brokeuyasu: is he gunna be ok cus thats a pretty big deal
SponsoredbyPizzaHut: Mhm. Nudes get around quicker than anything these days. Poor guy.
assnearlynumb: hey guys whats going on
SponsoredbyPizzaHut: Almost reminds me of when Johnny accidently sent me HIS nudes a few years ago...
assnearlynumb: GYRO JESUS YOU DON'T NEED TO TELL THEM T H A T
YeetusFeetus: LMAO you sent him a dick pic? you gotta fuck now
assnearlynumb: fuCK OFF JOLLY
assnearlynumb: ITS NOT FUNNY
Trishy: Lmao what did I come across
SponsoredbyPizzaHut: He just dmed me and all it contained was a picture of him flipping off some macaroni he dropped
SponsoredbyPizzaHut: Okay now theres a video
SponsoredbyPizzaHut: Oh ok now he's lying next to the mac and crying
SponsoredbyPizzaHut: Guys I don't think he can move
YeetusFeetus: go save your mans!!!
SponsoredbyPizzaHut: THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR PIZZA HUT BOY *naruto runs away*
brokeuyasu: bye gyro have a nice fuck
Whatsupgaymers: Yes babe get in there :))))))
YeetusFeetus: what happened to rohan btw
Whatsupgaymers: Probably vent drawing a bunch of edgy images lmao
Trishy: Poor guy
handyman: yo what'd I miss? Rohan just called me crying
Whatsupgaymers: .......Kay we fucked up.
Whatsupgaymers: JOLYNE! OKUYASU! TRISH! YOSHIKAGE! WE CONVENE AT THE HOUSE OF ONE ROHAN KISHIBE IN TEN MINUTES!
brokeuyasu: on my wayyyyy
handyman: yeah I feel bad about the video I'll go
Whatsupgaymers: CHEER UP ROHAN SQUAD, UNITE!!
Whatsupgaymers: *Hits button on boombox and TATI starts playing* ONWARD!!
Trish: Real nice Josugay. Real nice.
sono chi no kioku
thecoolone: Does anyone know when Mob Psycho 100 season two is out? Jean won't stop asking me.
bubbles: you've never heard of google apparently and neither has he
/pol/nareff: :( just tell meeeeeee
bubbles: I think it's the seventh? idk I'll have to ask Joseph he likes that show.
bubblefucker: owo what did i hear about mob psycho
/pol/nareff: hell ye jojo i didnt know u watched it!
bubblefucker: HELL YES BRO I LOVE IT
bubblefucker: s2 at long long last
oceanmansmans: mp100 is bomb i've waited so long for it
Whatsupgaymers: Okuyasu keeps trying to get me to watch it but I havent found the time :((
HAIR: He says, as he sits beside Koichi and myself watching some anime called 'Irregular at Magic School' or something like that.
Whatsupgaymers: Im not watching it, I just love the opening! Its just the opening credits on youtube :(
1235: HOLY FUCK JOSUKE THAT SHITS BOMB
1235: NOT THE SHOW THE SONG
1235: THE ANIME IS KINDA DULL BUT THE SONG IS GREAT
Whatsupgaymers: I HOLD THE MESSAGE THATS OUR RISING HOPE!
1235: HEY, WELCOME TO A SPECIAL RISING. CAN YOU PLEASE STAY ON STANDBY?
Costello: HERE WE GO!!
1235: YES HERMES
Whatsupgaymers: YESSSSS RISING HOPE SQUAD RISING HOPE SQUAD
Costello: RISING HOPE SQUAD!
LifeInsurance: Mista how could you forget?!
LifeInsurance: Odd Future Squad!
Costello: FUCK YEAH ODD FUTURE IS BOPPIN
Whatsupgaymers: Honestly I hated that song when it came out but its better than I thought
1235: GIO IM SORRY ODD FUTURE SQUAD IS BACK
LifeInsurance: I keep my ideals sorezore, no tenmei-
crazy noisy bizarre town
cheezits: GUYS U WONT GUESS WHAT I JUST HEARD FUGO PLAYING OMGGGGGG
handyman: what was it??
/pol/nareff: all star i bet
ArtHoe: This better not be a waste of my time.
cheezits: lamo mista give it to em
1235: t-tell your
/pol/nareff: OMG OMG TELL YOUR BOYFRIEND IF HE SAYS HES GOT BEEF
ArtHoe: How the fuck did you get that from TWO WORDS???!
assnearlynumb: t-tell your boyfriend if he says hes got beef, Gyro get in this
SponsoredbyPizzaHut: THAT I'MA VEGETARIAN AND I AIN'T FUCKIN SCARED A HIM!!
cheezits: SHE WANTS TO TOUCH ME UWU
1235: SHE WANTS TO LOVE ME UWU
/pol/nareff: SHE 'LL NEVER LEAVE ME UWU OWO UWU
SilverStripper003: Hey that's good music! stfu Narancia you listen to baby shark
1235: HOW THE FUCK COULD YOU
SponsoredbyPizzaHut: S A I L
SponsoredbyPizzaHut: Omfg sorry I put spotify on and that was the first thing I heard...
handyman: gyro and his awolnation have joined the party
cheezits: welcome to my miiine! we are mining diiamondss! we are not a stripp miine! we dont have to fiiight moobs!
/pol/nareff: I DONT LOOK FOR TROUBLE BUT TROUBLE LOOKS FOR ME AND ITS BEEN WAITIN AROUND CORNERS SINCE I WAS 17 AY AY
assnearlynumb: you missed a line and did the ay ay too early but go off I guess
ArtHoe: I'd say right now I am the superior being as I am listening to Britney Spears' Circus!!
handyman: gotta HAND it to you thats superior
SponsoredbyPizzaHut: Supportive boyfriend, we stan
handyman: wait what
ArtHoe: God I am so gone from this conversation
1235: ah damn, we've been Rohan Rolled
SilverStripper003: Did you
SilverStripper003: Did you just compare MY GOD to that edgy fuck? How dare you!
1235: sorry man
1235: hey hot take here but narancia
1235: go to fugo's room
1235: close the door
SilverStripper003: What are you doing Mista..
Abbachihoe: Now fuck.
cheezits: p9ifubwup9bdwpbwifw0abfp98fwbp9qwf u9pqwbfp9qwfb9q8fwbp9fq
SilverStripper003: I'm sorry WHAT
assnearlynumb: did you seriously get abbachio to say that
Abbachihoe: No, I just have brilliant timing.
handyman: fucking hell....
Damn guys, sorry I haven't updated in a month. Enjoy this chapter.
Also, La Squadra is here! I wanted to write my boys in from the start but it never happened, however now that all of them minus Risotto are dead I feel like they deserve it. Their chat is separate of course, but they live in Morioh 2k18 same as everyone else. (Well, 2k19 now).
Literaljesus added Risotto, got WEED?, troublebyneonjungle, MouldyCheese, reatard, KillLaKillmyself, OneHammyBoi, SCP-999 and Dr Bright to a new chat.
Literaljesus named the chat 'Squadra hours'
MouldyCheese: hello everyone im cheese and today we're asking illuso 'okay what the fuck'
Literaljesus: Everyone else excluded us from their groupchat so i made us our own :)
Dr Bright: Not a bad idea uwu
KillLaKillmyself: I thought we agreed no uwus, Doppio.
Dr Bright: Sowwy ;-;
Dr Bright: Wait why am i doctor bright? i'm not insane!
MouldyCheese: yeah why is gelato 999
Literaljesus: Do none of yall understand scp at all....Risotto help me out here plsssss :(
Risotto: Dr Bright may be considered insane, I am not sure, however, I do not know why you are named so, Doppio. And SCP 999 is...well, an adorable blond thing. It's nature and activity remind me a lot of Gelato and I figure it may do the same for Illuso.
MouldyCheese: okay thanks for the enlightenment jesus
Literaljesus: I thought i was jesus :(
Dr Bright: You can both be jesus!
Dr Bright changed Risotto to Jesus
Dr Bright changed Literaljesus to Jesuss
got WEED? changed Jesuss to JesusFucker
JesusFucker: WHAT THE HELL GHIACCIO
JesusFucker: I WILL TELL EVERYONE WHAT YOU HAVE ON SPOTIFY RIGHT NOW >:(
got WEED?: its true though shut the fuck up
JesusFucker: WE'RE NOT DATING! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
troublebyneonjungle: jeez illuso no need to spam
Jesus: This is highly amusing.
MouldyCheese: ikrr ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
got WEED?: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
troublebyneonjungle: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Dr Bright: (͡ ͡° ͜ つ ͡͡°)
MouldyCheese: WHAT THE FUCCCKK
Meanwhile, in Diavolo's DMs...
Doppio<3: BABE LA SQUADRA HAS THEIR OWN GC! THEY ADDED ME DO YOU WANT ME TO SEND SCREENSHOTS WHAT DO YOU NEED I'M READY FOR ANYTHING EVEN A TRIP TO HONOLULU
Diavolo: Sweetheart, oh my god, calm down, I don't need any screenshots. I don't care really. Thank you for offering though <3
Doppio<3: Are you sure?! what if they're talking about you?
Diavolo: If they're talking about me, you can tell me then. It's okay, really.
Doppio<3: Okkaaayyy :(
Diavolo: ....Wanna get ice cream?
Doppio<3: Yeaa! ♪~ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ
Back in the Squadra groupchat...
reatard: did i miss the start of chat?
reatard: srry i was asleep
KillLaKillmyself: It's okay Pesci. Do you want a name change?
KillLaKillmyself changed reatard to Milk
Milk: thats better :D
OneHammyBoi: I dont understand my name
SCP-999: I sort of do :3
OneHammyBoi: What does it mean babe <3
SCP-999: Its a rly cute thing and Risotto and Illuso think I am like that!!
OneHammyBoi: Omg aww same here (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)
MouldyCheese: can you two stop bein so damn couply
got WEED?: shut up formaggio theyre adorable
troublebyneonjungle: ughghh major agree baby
MouldyCheese: fuck this i have memeulous to watch
Costello: Okay uhh do you guys know those edgy kids at school
brokeuyasu: the 1s who everyone thot sold drugs and that???
Costello: Yh them
LifeInsurance: Ah yes, the so-called 'La Squadra' of Morioh highschool. What about them?
Costello: Well Foo is friends with that Doppio kid who hangs with them sometimes, the one who looks super out of place
Costello: And she says they got they own group chat now like us :0
brokeuyasu: o damn
Trishy: why is that a problem
LifeInsurance: They may be spreading things about us....just a possibility.
Whatsupgaymers: Ehhh i mean between the squads of this group chat id say were probably gonna b fine
Whatsupgaymers: Theres Passione, Duwang Gang, The Stoners (best name ever), the Crusaders (and by extension Joseph and Caesar), then theres Gyro and Johnny...what squad they belong to??
SponsoredbyPizzaHut: Me and Johnny volunteer as members of The Stoners, if thats okaaaayyy~???
Costello: Sure thing dude!! I'll tell Jolyne and the rest
Costello: Speakin of which, can we maybe add Foo, Anasui and Weather..? Would be Emporio too but his parents don't let him use a phone yet rip
LifeInsurance: Yes, I think that would be a good idea Hermes.
Costello: Yeet yeet JOLYNE??
Costello: BABE WE NEED SOME MORE MEMBERS GET OVER HERE
YeetusFeetus: (▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿) you called?
SponsoredbyPizzaHut: Johnny and I would like to join The Stoners!
Costello: Also ya need to add the gang to the chat for me <3
YeetusFeetus: consider yoselves honorary Stoners my bros!!1!!!!!
assnearlynumb: ayyyy tyy we ain't factionless no more
Whatsupgaymers: Suddenly were in divergent LMAOO
YeetusFeetus: AIGHT ITS CHAT GROWTH TIME
YeetusFeetus added Plankton, BeatherBeport and WILLYOURLIPSTASTETHEKISSOFDEATH to the chat.
Plankton: now this is epic
BeatherBeport: ......Do not expect me to be active here, but I will supply memes.
WILLYOURLIPSTASTETHEKISSOFDEATH: what the fresh fuck
Costello: Mkay I gotta dip bye guys
Meanwhile, over in the Squadra chat...
Dr Bright: Wait guys did you call me Dr Bright cus I had 106 porn comissionned ironically in our first year
got WEED?: explain the kids username
MouldyCheese: uhh YEAH its cus of the 106 incident..
troublebyneonjungle: IT WAS TOO GOOD AN OPPORTUNITY TO PASS UP ON!
milk: rip doppio
Dr Bright: Who said I died?
Jesus: Me, for I am Jesus.
Jesus: And so did Illuso, because he is the Jesus Fucker.
KillLaKillmyself: Oh my god...
I should really update GGC2 but I'm in a Jojo mood so fuck it.
SilverStripper003: Why does Anasui have the edgiest name imaginable
WILLYOURLIPSTASTETHEKISSOFDEATH: what are u talking about this isnt edgy
cheezits: IT IS EDGY SON
cheezits: name 1 (one) person who has seen darling in the franxx and not come out with 100 less braincells than when they entered
1235: ngl that anime sucked a s s
Trishy: Just like you mista
cheezits: EFIULEIWWIOb dijwiubdb8iwloawiofdbaw08dINPFW0IFJ
SilverStripper003: Trish omg
1235: stg i will knock your fucking boobs in
Trishy: How is that even possible
Trishy: Ill tell mom
cheezits: MISTA ARM YOSELF （╯°□°）╯▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一
1235: ▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一 ノ( º _ ºノ) THANKS BRO
Trishy: (ง'̀-'́)ง I DONT NEED NO GUNS
1235: (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง SQUARE UP THOT
Mom: What are you all doing?
Mom: You shitty faced fucking gremlins, why do I put up with you all...
cheezits: ok can we agree that is DEFINITELY NOT BRUNO
Mom: No, I borrowed his phone. It's Leone.
Trishy: Oh thank fuck
WILLYOURLIPSTASTETHEKISSOFDEATH: what fresh fucking hell have i been made a part of foo and hermes are bad enough
thecoolone: I ask myself the same thing every day, Anasui.
Over at La Squadra HQ...
got WEED?: HEY FUCKERS NOSTALGIA SIX DROPPED TODAY
JesusFucker: IK IK OMG I WAS SCREAMING
JesusFucker: I STILL CANT BELIEVE SHE FINALLY DID QUESTION
JesusFucker: MY ANTHEM
MouldyCheese: speak fr yrself i was waitin on highschool of the dead and no pain no game
got WEED?: CONNECT IS SUPERIOR
troublebyneonjungle: NO YOU INCELS RED FRACTION
KillLaKillmyself: Melone you're like the biggest incel we have.
Jesus: I can agree.
troublebyneonjungle: fuck you all im gonna go suck dick
got WEED?: ┬┴┬┴┤(･_├┬┴┬┴
JesusFucker: ┬┴┬┴┤ ͜ʖ ͡°) ├┬┴┬┴
milk: ┬┴┬┴┤ ͜ʖ ͡°) ├┬┴┬┴
OneHammyBoi: ┬┴┬┴┤ ͜ʖ ͡°) ├┬┴┬┴
SCP-999: ┬┴┬┴┤ ͜ʖ ͡°) ├┬┴┬┴
Dr Bright: When you breach containment ┬┴┬┴┤ ͜ʖ ͡°) ├┬┴┬┴
JesusFucker: SCP HOURSSSSSSSSSSS
uragirimono no requiem
A normal day in the Squadra groupchat...
JesusFucker: AYYYYY WE GONNA PAAAAARTAAAAYY
troublebyneonjungle: AYYYYYY WE GONNA PAAAAAARTAAAAYYY
KillLaKillmyself: It's four in the afternoon.
JesusFucker: Exactly bro we're planning for tonighttt
got WEED?: these fuckers said we havent had a party in ages so i said we could have it at mine
got WEED?: biggest mistake of my fucking life
troublebyneonjungle: aw come on sweets you're gonna love it
got WEED?: yeah well wanna hear who got invited?
got WEED?: bucciaratis gang and some other joestar fucks
KillLaKillmyself: And who invited them?
got WEED?: your fucking boyfriend thats who
KillLaKillmyself: I don't understand, I've been single for months, Ghiaccio.
troublebyneonjungle: which is exactly why you need to hook with formaggio tonight ;)
JesusFucker: You guys never even heard of subtlety ig
KillLaKillmyself: Melone, I really don't think he would want that..
troublebyneonjungle: come on!!! the guy thinks your hot thats like the most obvious thing
KillLaKillmyself: Regardless of how he thinks of me, how would Risotto feel?
got WEED?: you broke up literally a YEAR AGO and hes too busy being head over fucking heels for illuso so i don think hes gonna mind pussy
KillLaKillmyself: Can we talk about something other than my love life? Have we got everything for tonight?
JesusFucker: Actually were only lacking a dj so ima get you all to compete for it. listen to what i say next
milk: can i compet?
KillLaKillmyself: Of course Pesci.
Jesus: I'd also like to try for DJ.
troublebyneonjungle: ah fuck now illuso is just gonna pick you
JesusFucker: Okie!! so first question: what song would you all use to start the night
Jesus: KVSH's remix of Tokyo Drift.
troublebyneonjungle: TROUBLE BY NEON JUNGLE
milk: how abt incredible thots? sorry no i mean thoughts
got WEED?: crank that soulja boy
KillLaKillmyself: Stepping Out, by Flow.
JesusFucker: Those are all valid choices hm hm ok next ques
JesusFucker: someone asks for a song request and its baby shark or gangnam style. wyd??
troublebyneonjungle: electric chair
got WEED?: beat they ass down the fucking steps
KillLaKillmyself: Refuse to play the song due to lack of popularity.
milk: why is gangnam style not popular?
Jesus: Decline because of "technical difficulties", put something in their drink to make them ill, wait for them to leave for the bathroom and play your own choice of music.
JesusFucker: Don know whether to be aroused or intimidated by that but okay next quesss!
JesusFucker: midway through the party people are feeling kinda bored and the music is draggin. what song do you play to bring some life in?
milk: bitch lasagna!!
Jesus: Meme Stealer, Graham the Christian.
got WEED?: crab rave
KillLaKillmyself: "Aishite, Aishite, Aishite".
Dr Bright: MINECRAFTCITO
got WEED?: SWEET JESUS DOPPIO NO
Dr Bright: heuhue
JesusFucker: Okay final question: what do we play when pro and formaggio are dancing together?
KillLaKillmyself: Oh my god...
Jesus: Love you like a love song, of course. ;)
KillLaKillmyself: You're okay with this?!
Jesus: Absolutely. Like Ghiaccio said earlier, we aren't a thing anymore. I don't have any rights to tell you who to dance with. Enjoy yourself, Prosciutto :)
KillLaKillmyself: Thanks I suppose...
troublebyneonjungle: smack dat!!
got WEED?: old town road
milk: what you waiting for by zgirls!
Dr Bright: Candy pop? Heartsdales?
JesusFucker: I wouldve gone with come and get it because selena but ehh....okay the quiz is over! i will tell you who got dj position in a few.
Over in the Morioh chat...
1235: aight who goin to the squadras party tonight me and gio cant be the only ones there
YeetusFeetus: the stoners will be there my dude!
cheezits: fugo you down
SilverStripper003: Why not. Prosciutto and Risotto are okay, guess the rest of them won't be too bad...
Mom: Leone and I can't make it, sorry. Date night tonight, you know. ;)
1235: oh my god bruno please dont winky face ever again
brokeuyasu: josuke says were coming, but no yukako or koichi ;-;
handyman: i'll be there, i could use a drink
ArtHoe: I havent got anything better to do
Trishy: yeah count me in too
bubblefucker: i mean me and cae would be there 2 but we told pol and avdol wed see a movie wit them so rip
oceanmansmans: jotaro, do you want to come?
oceanmans: if you want to I will
oceanmansmans: haha, well, I don't really want to
oceanmans: cool then. we can watch sumo
oceanmansmans: sounds perfect :)
1235: well ill see yall at theirs later we gotta rep the morioh squads
i ran out of openings so roundabout
wow two chapters in one go? i am on uno roleo. jk i don't know what i just said.
ArtHoe: JOSUKE WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU
Whatsupgaymers: Am with okuyasu?? Y
ArtHoe: I cant find anyone. Kira disappeared like ten minutes ago and I can see that Melone kid doing lines on his boyfriends back. Please help
Whatsupgaymers: Me and oku are by the tv with gyro
Whatsupgaymers: I think johnny went the bathroom
ArtHoe: Alright Ill come to you guys
La Squadra's groupchat...
Dr Bright: Why does Formaggio get to DJ he didnt even do the quiz :(
JesusFucker: Weeeeeeell i mightve forgot it was his bday tomorrow
JesusFucker: So this is part of his present
Jesus: I have to admit, he has good music taste.
KillLaKillmyself: He's playing Break Free by Ariana Grande.
Jesus: Yes, that's good music.
KillLaKillmyself: Where are Melone and Ghiaccio? I'm in the kitchen with Pesci, Fugo and Giorno.
KillLaKillmyself: We're having a discussion on romance, for some reason. Giorno has a boyfriend, so he's...giving advice? To myself and Fugo.
Dr Bright: Whats Pesci doing??
KillLaKillmyself: Mixing different drinks together and occasionally adding to the conversation.
Dr Bright: Nice I think Melone and Ghiaccio are getting high
Dr Bright: On the couch
KillLaKillmyself: I see them....poor Diavolo.
Dr Bright: Wait what? Hes in the garden. Do you mean Anasui?
KillLaKillmyself: Ah yes, they do look similar. He's friends with Jolyne, right? And dating Weather?
Dr Bright: Yh thats him, where did Illuso go?
KillLaKillmyself: Don't tell Ghiaccio, but I think he and Risotto went to his bedroom...hehe.
Dr Bright: Oooooo now we need to get you dancing with Formaggio!
JesusFucker: PROSCIUTTO YOUR BOYFRIEND IS PLAYIN RITA ORA GET YO ASS ON THE DANCEFLOOR NOWWWWW!
KillLaKillmyself: I thought you were
KillLaKillmyself: With Risotto?*
JesusFucker: Yeh we went to smoke in ghia's bedroom cus is too noisy out here but we gon dance now!!!!!
Dr Bright: You should join em with Formaggio Pro!
KillLaKillmyself: I'll go see if he can get off DJ duty for a while....who do we trust with it whilst he's away?
Jesus: I'd recommend Mista if you want something more fun, or Gyro for the romantic side of things.
1235: GUESS WHO GOT DJ DUTY WIT MY BOYFRIENDDDDD
cheezits: AYY PLAY BABY SHARK
1235: N E V E R
1235: ITS DUA LIPA TIME YOU FUCKS BETTER START DANCING
SilverStripper003: Narancia if you come meet me by the table we can dance.
SilverStripper003: Are you there?
1235: think you broke him LMAAAOOOOOO
cheezits: yeah s ure
SilverStripper003: Cool :)
1235: okay none of you give a fuck but heres a rundown on where everyone is as far as i know rn:
1235: gyro and johnny are outside prolly smokin/makin out
1235: trish, jolyne, hermes and foo are using the bong in the living room
1235: most of la squadra are dotted about but i can see prosciutto and that formaggio guy dancin
1235: illuso and risotto aR
1235: fuck i dropped my phone
1235: thats a sign to stop texting and dance ig
walk like an egyptian
three chapters in two days boy you are all lucky kids
The morning after last night's rager...
Mom: Morning everyone, was the party fun?
bubbles: i'm not sure that was a good idea bruno
oceanmansmans: they probably have the worst hangovers rip
1235: WHAT HAPPEN WJE AM I
1235: oh shit i just woke up
1235: im still at ghiaccios place
oceanmansmans: lmao are you okay Mista?
LifeInsurance: He's lying on top of me. He just dropped his phone.
1235: sorry lmao god my head hurts
1235: gio can you see anyone around
LifeInsurance: From what I can remember, as I made sure not to get too drunk, most people from school got kicked out around 2am. It should only be us and La Squadra.
1235: the door to ghiaccios room is open and that riz guy and illuso are in there
Trishy: did they fuck
1235: nah theyre both fully clothed so i doubt it
1235: they just fell asleep there with each other
LifeInsurance: Who is that smoking in the kitchen?
1235: think its kira? that smells like his cig smoke
handyman: my phone has been going off non-stop and yeah, thats me lol
handyman: you guys enjoy the party? i kinda left and went to get beer halfway, and i spent most of it outside talking to people.
1235: hell yeahhh man la squadra can throw PARTIES
LifeInsurance: I enjoyed watching Fugo and Narancia dancing at the end. That was fun.
handyman: there was someone i was hoping to dance with, but i think they passed out before...
Whatsupgaymers: Morning lol me and oku went home
Whatsupgaymers: It was like 6am and we both woke up so we left cus we both pretty hungover
handyman: did you see rohan leave?
Whatsupgaymers: Uhhhh no I dont think so dude
LifeInsurance: Mista and I will look for him, don't worry.
1235: well fiRST
1235: i need to piss
oceanmansmans: nice to hear the party was fun, Jotaro and I watched sumo for ages. he's asleep on me; I can't feel my leg, but it's worth it
bubbles: same with jojo. cant believe this fat fuck thinks he can pass out on me whilst im watching horror games with him
handyman: i thought you were watching one with polnareff and avdol?
bubbles: we did, it was great. but when we got back from the cinema he wanted to watch cloverfield so we did, and then we ended up watching coryxkenshin videos for ages. ive heard so many fucking dark deception theories in the last two hours i dont want to hear the names bierce, malak or agatha ever again
oceanmansmans: rip caesar
LifeInsurance: Good news: we found Rohan, but he must've been blackout drunk last night. He's so hungover, I feel bad for him.
Whatsupgaymers: Fucker always was a lightweight lmao
handyman: do you want me to come get him? i can drive
1235: yh thats prolly the best idea
1235: gios got him some water and meds but dang he does not look good
handyman: i'm on my way
brokeuyasu: PSA MY BOYFREIND IS THE BEST BOYFREIND EVER
brokeuyasu: HES MAKING PANCAKES AND COFFEE FOR ME BECOS IM HUNGOVER
brokeuyasu: JOSUKE I LOVE YOU
oceanmansmans: you two make me uwu so hard
1235: thanks for taking him home kira
handyman: don't worry about it, we're at his now. i made him go to bed and sleep
1235: at least we don have to worry bout school for two weeks ayy
LifeInsurance: Are Fugo and Narancia anywhere around?
1235: i aint seen them
handyman: i mostly stayed in the kitchen after i woke up, so no
cheezits: HEY EVERYONE GUESS WHO JUST GOT F U C K E D
1235: WHAT THE FUCK NARANCIA
oceanmansmans: omg did you finally tell fugo?!
cheezits: YEAH BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
cheezits: WE WAS DANCIN
cheezits: AND I JUS SAID SOMETIN LIKE "WANNA TAKE THIS UPSTAIRS" AND WE FUCKED
cheezits: at som point after i told him i loved him so
cheezits: then he passed out
cheezits: i hope i waz good and he enjoyed it
1235: IM LITERALLY SCREAMING AND CRYING RN MY OTP IS R E A L
cheezits: UPDATE: HE JUST WOKE UP AND SAID IT BACK
LifeInsurance: Congrats Narancia! And Fugo too!
1235: SIS YOU GOT NO IDEA HOW LONG I WAITED FOR THIS
bubbles: ayy you twoo
bubbles: wait whose bedroom were you in
cheezits: uh i think this is the spare? cus ghiaccio and melones bedroom is downstairs and this one aint really decorated
bubbles: cool cool. joseph just woke up so we're gonna get some food
oceanmansmans: i'm gonna go back to sleep bc i don't think jotaro will move in the next hour
1235: me and gio are headin out for a cab nara you joinin us?
cheezits: sure me an panni are gettin dressed
LifeInsurance: We passed Melone and Ghiaccio's unconscious bodies on the way out so we left them a note.
handyman: i'll stay at rohan's till he wakes up and feels better
Over at the Squadra chat...
troublebyneonjungle: OKAY LAST NIGHT WAS SOOO FUNN WE NEED TO PARTY LIKE THAT MORE OFTEN
got WEED?: as long as you fucks pay for damages afterwards...
MouldyCheese: okay well i just got the best birthday present ever so i'm good
Dr Bright: What is i
Dr Bright: Oof sorry Dia moved and I dropped my phone
MouldyCheese: aha well
MouldyCheese: ghiaccio don't be mad but
got WEED?: BUT?
MouldyCheese: me and pros mighta done it in your bathroom
troublebyneonjungle: OMGGGGGGGGGG YESSSSSSSSSSSSS TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH
got WEED?: WELL PERFECT, RIZ AND ILLUSO ARE CURLED UP (THANKFULLY) NOT NAKED IN MY ROOM, NARANCIA AND FUGO FUCKED IN THE SPARE AND YOU DONE FUCKED IN THE BATHROOM
got WEED?: IS THERE ANY OTHER FUCKINGS I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT
Dr Bright: Lol I dont think so me and Diavolo went home kinda early
Dr Bright: He got sick :(
MouldyCheese: anyway i'm tryna help pros shower cus he's p hungover so bye bitches I GOT LAID
milk: i am at home because bro went up with formaggio and i got bored l o l
got WEED?: eh guess ill wait for riz and illuso to wake up then
i want you
Damn yall I'm sorry for not updating, I'm not gonna try and use an excuse, I literally just forgot. I'd suddenly remember at like 1am, then say "I'll do it tomorrow" then completely forget to. Probably did that about twenty times lmao
I'm also at the point where I don't know what will happen each chapter. Most of my chatfics are written at like 2am, on the note app on my phone. Then if I get confident enough, I post them on here. Out of all of them I've done, this one was the longest. I think the material I had for it ran out at the chapter La Squadra were introduced, but I knew I wanted a big house party after that. So now I'm kinda winging it hehe (^3^);;
Obviously I'm not stopping, I didn't stop with the glorious group chat. Well, it is on hiatus rn, but it still got a (sort-of) ending.
But I guess all I have to say now is enjoy the chapter! Be prepared for it to get as chaotic as GGC did from here on out.
It's a regular Wednesday in the Squadra chatroom...
got WEED?: FORMAGGIO
got WEED?: HAVE YOU SEEN MELONES PHONE
got WEED?: ITS NIGHTBOUND WEDNESDAY AND HE CANT FIND IT
MouldyCheese: nah bro i wouldn't touch his shit
MouldyCheese: probably got chlamydia on it
KillLaKillmyself: That's disgusting and highly unrealistic.
MouldyCheese: yeah i love you too
Dr Bright: Aw
Dr Bright: I still cant believe that party happened
Dr Bright: Like you two are something
Dr Bright: And Fugo and Narancia
Dr Bright: And maaaaaaybe Risotto and Mirror man? Who knows
MouldyCheese: ghia said they went home after they woke up and he couldnt get em to talk about it
KillLaKillmyself: Hah, tsunderes.
got WEED?: yeah like u can talk pro
Dr Bright: Oh damn
got WEED?: anyway HAS ANYONE SEEN MELONES PHONE
got WEED?: THIS IS SERIOUSLY IMPORTANT BECAUSE ITS NIGHTBOUND WEDNESDAY AND HE WANTS TO SEE HIS FICTIONAL BOYFRIEND NIK WHO PERSONALLY I THINK IS NOT WORTHY OF SAID POSITION
Dr Bright: I forgot he played choices
Dr Bright: Diavolo got me into it and idk how but I got addicted
KillLaKillmyself: I feel that. I could never get into dating sims or otomes like Episode or MM, but then I found it and suddenly started dedicating 4+ hours of my day to fictional high school.
Jesus: Can whoever is playing One Woman Army turn it down please, I'm trying to nap
got WEED?: u got illuso there too?
Jesus: ....Yes, but all we can hear is "one, two, three, hut, march if you don't give a fuck" and it's annoying. And it's strictly sleeping, Ghiaccio.
got WEED?: yep sure we believe u
got WEED?: OH THANK FUCK WE FOUND THE PHONE PANIC OVER
Dr Bright: Pros you played HSS first then too? I miss that book
Dr Bright: As soon as I finished it they announced Class Act tho so it was alright
Dr Bright: Who won the election?
KillLaKillmyself: My twin, I couldn't just let family down like that. Plus Rory wasn't my LI so I didn't care.
Dr Bright: Lol Im with Skye and Rory won
MouldyCheese: can we talk about what movie we watch tonight instead of mf choices
troublebyneonjungle: it's anime night 2night dumbass
troublebyneonjungle: everyone drop a suggestion, horror, supernatural or shounen only
Dr Bright: Aw damn I cant suggest Tsuritama?
MouldyCheese: i call tpn
KillLaKillmyself: Mob psycho 100.
Dr Bright: Guess Ill settle w/ Mob as well
got WEED?: fuck ujhhhhhhhhhhhhhh danganronpa the anime
troublebyneonjungle: i'm sayin future diary owo
Dr Bright: How can he say owo/uwu but not me?!
got WEED?: he datin me
Dr Bright: And?!
got WEED?: ADMIN GANG ADMIN GANG
JesusFucker: ADMIN GANG ADMIN GANG ADMIN GANG
KillLaKillmyself: Admin gang.
KillLaKillmyself: And hello Illuso, that was a short nap you had.
JesusFucker: Yeah haha we gave up because the chat was firin off
JesusFucker: And both of us upvote Mob psycho
troublebyneonjungle: aight then psychic time!!!
troublebyneonjungle: reigen is cute so idm <33
got WEED?: how many fictional husbands do you have
Over at the Morioh chat...
1235: petition to arrest narancia
1235: hE STOLE MY FUCKINF HARIBOS
1235: LILTTLE GREMLIN IM COMUN FOR U ASS
cheezits: FUCK YOU YOU AINT VATCHING ME
SilverStripper003: No need for an arrest he just ran headfirst into the windowsill
SilverStripper003: I've recovered the Haribos Mista
1235: fugo u legend do u want any payment
SilverStripper003: Yes can you carry Narancia to my room
Abbacchihoe: .....I don't like where this is going
SilverStripper003: OMG LEONE WE'RE JUST GONNA CUDDLE JESUS
Abbacchihoe: That's what they all say <_<
1235: hes in place
1235: have fun ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
cheezits: hhhhhh panni where am i
SilverStripper003: My room
SilverStripper003: Mista brought you here
cheezits: o okay
SilverStripper003: He just fell asleep pfftt
SilverStripper003: Leone, Mista
Abbacchihoe: What is it?
SilverStripper003: How do you know if you're in love
1235: when u make that face at someone without realising
Abbacchihoe: Precisely. Also, when you're overwhelmed with such sheer emotion and affection for someone you would die for them instead of watching them die for you.
SilverStripper003: Thank you both for your brilliant insight. Mista, yours is so deep it loops right back around to being stupid.
1235: now i would be mad at u for that
1235: but u used an sao abridged reference
1235: so i forgive u
Yo guys, we're back with another chapter. At least there wasn't a massive break like last time lol. I'm sick af right now and have a wedding to go to tomorrow, so pray for me ;-;
The party arc is over which means its road trip arc time! I'm vv excited to write this ngl, and the reason they're touring the uk is because I'm from the uk and it's easier geography-wise to write about my home countries (fun fact, I've been to every country in the uk and Ireland).
bubblefucker: HEY GANG
bubblefucker: WHO WANNA GO ON A ROADTRIP
bubblefucker: ACROSS THE UK
Whatsupgaymers: Hol up what
HAIR: Road trip? What for?
bubblefucker: IDK LOL ME AND POL KINDA GOT HIGH AND BOOKED PLANE TICKETS FOR LIEK THIRTEEN PPL
Whatsupgaymers: That mustve cost a LOT
assnearlynumb: who did you have in mind to come along??
/pol/nareff: well obviously me, avdol, jojo and caesar, jotaro and kakyoin
Trishy: so that's six ppl
assnearlynumb: i mean
assnearlynumb: if gyro wants to come im down
SponsoredbyPizzaHut: I'm down!!!
/pol/nareff: epic! so thats eight
/pol/nareff: we actually have 15 tickets so its gonna be bigggg
Trishy: i'll make a separate chat so you can sort it out then come back to us with a masterlist
Approximately half an hour later....
/pol/nareff: OKAY SO
/pol/nareff: heres the list
/pol/nareff: me, avdol, joseph, caesar, jotaro, kakyoin, johnny, gyro, jolyne, hermes, anasui, weather report, foo fighters, josuke and okuyasu
bubblefucker: woop woop woop
Mom: Leone and I will hold down the Morioh fort :))
1235: yeah i mean
1235: narancia would probably burn down every building on the welsh coast if we came along
SilverStripper003: Have fun I guess
/pol/nareff: the flight leaves in two days so yall better get packin!
oceanmansmans: we got it!
Two days later...
bubblefucker: TRY NOT TO MISS US TOO MUCH GANG
ArtHoe: Is he drunk? Because I feel like he's drunk and would not be allowed on the plane
thecoolone: No I think he's just excited, they let him onboard with the rest of us
Whatsupgaymers: Should be half an hour be4 we take off :p
LifeInsurance: Enjoy yourselves!
YeetusFeetus: YEAH BRO WE WILLLL
YeetusFeetus: THE STONERS ALREADY GOT OUR PLAYLIST GOIN AND WE ROCKINNN