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LifeInsurance added Whatsupgaymers, brokeuyasu, 20Years4MinorVandalism, Costello, assnearlynumb, SponsoredbyPizzaHut, 1235, SilverStripper003, cheezits, Abbacchihoe, Mom, Trishy, EGG, HAIR, StickspainTbrushesuphisass and paintbrushes to a new chat. 

 

LifeInsurance named the chat 'Groupchat for Morioh'

 

20Years4MinorVandalism changed the name to 'Try not to commit self deletus'

 

LifeInsurance: Jolyne, why would you betray me?

 

2OYears4MinorVandalism: ;;)) this name too long lemme change real quick

 

20Years4MinorVandalism changed their name to YeetusFeetus

 

YeetusFeetus: ahh perfect

 

assnearlynumb: so uhh whats this for Gio?

 

LifeInsurance: It's a chat for us all to stay in contact via.

 

LifeInsurance: Mista came up with it actually. 

 

Costello: Ooh whos Mista 

 

Whatsupgaymers: His man

 

LifeInsurance: Simply put. 

 

Costello: Shit i forgot you werent the little single one anymore

 

Shovespaintbrushesuphisass: No but Okuyasu is about to be

 

Whatsupgaymers: WHAT THE FUCK? Rohan you think Im gonna leave him or something? Bitch

 

Shovespaintbrushesuphisass: My bad shouldve said hes going to be a widower when I find you Josuke

 

Whatsupgaymers: ..........Why

 

Shovespaintbrushesuphisass: BECAUSE OF THIS WEIRD AS FUCK USERNAME, THATS WHY

 

Shovespaintbrushesuphisass: I KNOW YOU SET ME TO THIS YOU POMPADOURED LITTLE CUNT

 

Paintbrushes: hey hey what's all the yelling for? 

 

Paintbrushes: why am I called paintbrushes actually 

 

Costello: Pfffffffffffffffffff

 

brokeuyasu: why wouldnt u be

 

Paintbrushes: ..........

 

Paintbrushes: ah. I see why. 

 

Shovespaintbrushesuphisass: AND FYI, KIRA AND I ARE NOT A THING JOSUKE! STEP THE FUCK BACK!

 

YeetusFeetus: im confused why hasnt Josuke gone off at Rohan about his hair yet

 

HAIR: He and Okuyasu are making out.

 

EGG: Yukako!!

 

EGG: You said we weren't gonna tell them :(

 

HAIR: I'm sorry, sweetheart, but it's for the best. 

 

LifeInsurance: Great, first day of the groupchat and this happens.

 

assnearlynumb: need any help committing cease vital functions Gio?

 

LifeInsurance: No, I think I'm good. Just need to watch a few Onision videos and you'll all be at my funeral come Monday. 

 

brokeuyasu: pretty dark fr someone who literaly shines like the sun 

 

LifeInsurance: I live for the turntable, Okuyasu :)

 

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Abbachihoe: What the fuck is this

 

Mom: A groupchat, or so it appears darling

 

cheezits: awwwwwwaawawawawaww

 

Abbachihoe: What the fuck do you want Narancia

 

cheezits: ok but u2 are 2 cute

 

cheezits: fugo get in here

 

SilverStripper003: Gay

 

cheezits: yeah me too

 

SilverStripper003: What

 

cheezits: nevermind

 

cheezits: anyways are they the cutest thing ever

 

SilverStripper003: Idk, probably. I mean, you haven't spend the night in the same room as Giorno and Mista, but go off I guess

 

cheezits: next time we take a roadtrip im sharing with them

 

SilverStripper003: They were so polite too. Gio wouldn't stop asking if I minded they were.....doing things, and he tried to keep shit extra quiet. They went in the bathroom at one point actually.

 

Abbachihoe: And you didn't get any pictures?!

 

Mom: Yes! You should have >:(

 

SilverStripper003: Ew wtf! Why would you want pictures?

 

Mom: So I can see my favourite son growing up :(

 

Abbachihoe: Blackmail, obviously.

 

SilverStripper003: Right then...

 

cheezits: hey is it just us here

 

assnearlynumb: lmao no

 

cheezits: who the fuck r u!!

 

assnearlynumb: its me, Johnny, couldnt you tell?

 

Abbachihoe: Johnny Johnny

 

assnearlynumb: .....yes papa

 

cheezits: fucking gyro

 

assnearlynumb: nO PAPA

 

SilverStripper003: Telling lies?

 

assnearlynumb: no papa!!!

 

Abbachihoe: Open your mouth

 

assnearlynumb: *devilspawn screech*

 

Abbachihoe: ....Christo

 

assnearlynumb: srly why do people want me to date him

 

assnearlynumb: were too good friends to do that

 

cheezits: you just wont admit your in love

 

Mom: You can't speak, Narancia. 

 

cheezits: MOOOOM SHUTT UPPPP

 

cheezits: NOT. HERE .

 

SilverStripper003: Psst, Abbachio, have any idea what they're talking about?

 

Abbachihoe: Not a clue

 

 

 

 

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Trishy: hey uh what the fuck is this

 

Mom: Language girl :(

 

Trishy: shut up mom 

 

Abbachihoe: Don't speak to your mother that way

 

Trishy: i'm not scared of you dad

 

SilverStripper003: You should be he just punted Narancia across the room for calling Panic at the Disco 'edgy music'

 

1235: Yeesus christo

 

Trishy: oh hey mista

 

1235: Sup

 

1235: You guys havnt seen Yukako have you

 

SilverStripper003: Why is your straight side taking over or something

 

1235: The fuck no I need advice on Gios present for Christmas

 

Abbachihoe: You sure that shedevil is the right person for that?

 

Trishy: hey yukako is cool >:(

 

Abbachihoe: Well, whatever. Maybe she isn't the best person to go to is what I'm saying.

 

1235: Nah shes the longest person Ive known to have a relationship

 

1235: She and Koichi are iconic

 

1235: Im gonna find her bye

 

Abbachihoe: Don't say we didn't fucking warn you.....

 

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Paintbrushes: can me and Rohan get a name change? we really aren't dating

 

Shovespaintbrushesuphisass: Yes please

 

Paintbrushes: any admins around who can do it? actually who is the admins....

 

LifeInsurance: Me, Jolyne, Johnny and Josuke. And only one of us is willing to do it. 

 

Shovespaintbrushesuphisass: WHO?!!

 

assnearlynumb: me lmao

 

assnearlynumb changed Shovespaintbrushesuphisass to ArtHoe

 

assnearlynumb changed Paintbrushes to handyman

 

handyman: name change appreciated, thank you johnny

 

ArtHoe: Hmph.

 

LifeInsurance: Right, now go fuck.

 

assnearlynumb: ahaha

 

handyman: yeah uh....bye then

 

assnearlynumb: bet theyre actually gonna fuck now

 

LifeInsurance: Mmm.

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SponsoredbyPizzaHut: Johnny

 

assnearlynumb: what

 

SponsoredbyPizzaHut: okAY WHY THE HELL IS THAT YOUR NAME

 

SponsoredbyPizzaHut: WHAT THE FUCK

 

assnearlynumb: lmao idfk 

 

assnearlynumb: i guess its kinda tru

 

cheezits: actually there was a big party and josuke stole his phone

 

SponsoredbyPizzaHut: LMFAO THATS THE BEST THING EVER

 

Whatsupgaymers: I heard my name

 

Whatsupgaymers: Also whose doing Secret Santa cus Bruno and Leone have volunteered to organise it this year

 

cheezits: ohh me

 

assnearlynumb: yeah me too

 

SponsoredbyPizzaHut: Might as well

 

LifeInsurance: I've discussed it, and me, Mista, Fugo and Trish are in as well.

 

EGG: Yukako and me too!

 

Whatsupgaymers: Right and Oku said yes too.....Rohan and Kira? Jolyne? Hermes?

 

YeetusFeetus: yh sure for me and Hermes

 

handyman: ok i will

 

ArtHoe: You're all going to pressure me into it if I don't so alright

 

Whatsupgaymers: Great thats everyone :)

 

Whatsupgaymers: Bruno is gonna msg you all privately tomorrow and KEEP YOUR SHIT A SECRET OK?

 

YeetusFeetus: got it

 

YeetusFeetus: go give your man some attention 

 

Whatsupgaymers: Fuck off Jolly

 

YeetusFeetus: owo

 

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LifeInsurance: Josuke.

 

Whatsupgaymers: Wut?

 

LifeInsurance: I was wondering if we could add the rest of this dysfunctional family. 

 

LifeInsurance: So far it feels like the chat is all of the younger generation of Joestars.

 

Whatsupgaymers: Alright so, Joseph and Jotaro are a yes, what about Jonathan? 

 

LifeInsurance: Maybe this chat is too much for him....

 

Whatsupgaymers: Yeah hed be sorely disappointed in us all

 

LifeInsurance added 4chanButOnDrugs and oceanman to the group.

 

oceanman added oceanmansmans to the group.

 

Whatsupgaymers: Wow you gave him admin straight away?

 

LifeInsurance: Yes, Joseph too.

 

oceanmansmans: Oh my god giorno what have you done

 

4chanButOnDrugs: OH HELL YES YOU ADDED ME TO THE CHAT AT LONG LONG LAST

 

4chanButOnDrugs changed their name to bubblefucker.

 

bubblefucker added bubbles to the group.

 

bubblefucker changed the name to ITSCHRISTMASBITCHES.

 

bubbles: what the actual fuck joseph

 

bubblefucker: ;)))

 

oceanman: jesus christ what have i been made a part of?

 

oceanmansmans: hell, apparently

 

bubbles: dont we know it

 

Whatsupgaymers: Alright so yall are in for secret santa right?

 

oceanmansmans: mhm sure

 

bubblefucker: count me and caesar in

 

oceanman: why not....

 

Whatsupgaymers: Perfect Ill add you to Brunos list

 

bubblefucker: hey can we get polnareff and avdol in here too? they funny asf

 

LifeInsurance: You have admin, go ahead.

 

bubblefucker: sweet

 

bubblefucker added /pol/nareff and thecoolone to the group.

 

/pol/nareff: ayyy a gc? just what i needed!!

 

thecoolone: Good lord Joseph

 

thecoolone: What have you done

 

oceanman: ugh

 

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Whatsupgaymers: Lads you all got your secret santa person right?

 

ArtHoe: I'm gonna speak for all of us and say yes because no way am I suffering a spam. If you didn't, dm me.

 

ArtHoe: FUCK OFF JOSUKE I'M NOT WITH ANYONE RIGHT NOW DON'T YOU DARE SCREENSHOT THAT CONVERSATION

 

ArtHoe: JOSUKE STOP IT

 

ArtHoe: I WILL FUCKING DEMOLISH YOU 

 

ArtHoe: STOP NO PLEASE DON'T DO IT JOSUKE

 

ArtHoe: OKUYASU

 

brokeuyasu: what

 

ArtHoe: GRAB YOUR FUCKING BOYFRIEND BEFORE I MURDER HIM

 

ArtHoe: PLEASE THIS IS SERIOUS MY CAREER WILL BE OVER

 

brokeuyasu: jeez dude ok

 

Whatsupgaymers: Christ Rohan is it really that important? 

 

ArtHoe: YES IT IS!! DO YOU THINK I WANT MY READERS FINDING OUT I SENT NUDES TO A 63-YEAR-OLD CATFISH UNKNOWINGLY?!!!!!!!

 

YeetusFeetus: JESUS CHRIST ROHAN YOU DID W H A T

 

Whatsupgaymers: Omfg...I thought those were just random noods!! You shoulda told me man

 

ArtHoe: WHY WOULD I FUCKING TELL YOU JOSUKE, I DON'T EXACTLY TRUST YOU

 

Whatsupgaymers: :(((

 

YeetusFeetus: aww you made him sad :(

 

ArtHoe: Fuck off all of you

 

brokeuyasu: is he gunna be ok cus thats a pretty big deal

 

SponsoredbyPizzaHut: Mhm. Nudes get around quicker than anything these days. Poor guy.

 

assnearlynumb: hey guys whats going on

 

SponsoredbyPizzaHut: Almost reminds me of when Johnny accidently sent me HIS nudes a few years ago...

 

assnearlynumb: GYRO JESUS YOU DON'T NEED TO TELL THEM T H A T

 

YeetusFeetus: LMAO you sent him a dick pic? you gotta fuck now

 

assnearlynumb: fuCK OFF JOLLY

 

assnearlynumb: ITS NOT FUNNY

 

assnearlynumb: NNNRHFFHERGRSFJBIB9QPWUBQWPUBQFWFQFQFQF

 

Trishy: Lmao what did I come across

 

SponsoredbyPizzaHut: He just dmed me and all it contained was a picture of him flipping off some macaroni he dropped

 

SponsoredbyPizzaHut: Okay now theres a video

 

SponsoredbyPizzaHut: Oh ok now he's lying next to the mac and crying

 

SponsoredbyPizzaHut: Guys I don't think he can move

 

Trishy: Heck

 

YeetusFeetus: go save your mans!!!

 

SponsoredbyPizzaHut: THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR PIZZA HUT BOY *naruto runs away*

 

brokeuyasu: bye gyro have a nice fuck

 

Whatsupgaymers: Yes babe get in there :))))))

 

brokeuyasu: :)))))

 

YeetusFeetus: :)))))

 

YeetusFeetus: what happened to rohan btw

 

Whatsupgaymers: Probably vent drawing a bunch of edgy images lmao

 

Trishy: Poor guy

 

handyman: yo what'd I miss? Rohan just called me crying

 

Whatsupgaymers: .......Kay we fucked up. 

 

Whatsupgaymers: JOLYNE! OKUYASU! TRISH! YOSHIKAGE! WE CONVENE AT THE HOUSE OF ONE ROHAN KISHIBE IN TEN MINUTES!

 

Trishy: Aight

 

brokeuyasu: on my wayyyyy

 

YeetusFeetus: SAME!

 

handyman: yeah I feel bad about the video I'll go

 

Whatsupgaymers: CHEER UP ROHAN SQUAD, UNITE!!

 

Whatsupgaymers: *Hits button on boombox and TATI starts playing* ONWARD!!

 

Trish: Real nice Josugay. Real nice.

 

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thecoolone: Does anyone know when Mob Psycho 100 season two is out? Jean won't stop asking me.

 

bubbles: you've never heard of google apparently and neither has he

 

/pol/nareff: :( just tell meeeeeee

 

bubbles: I think it's the seventh? idk I'll have to ask Joseph he likes that show.

 

bubblefucker: owo what did i hear about mob psycho

 

/pol/nareff: hell ye jojo i didnt know u watched it!

 

bubblefucker: HELL YES BRO I LOVE IT

 

bubblefucker: s2 at long long last

 

/pol/nareff: yessssss

 

bubblefucker: yesssssssss

 

oceanmansmans: yesssssss!

 

oceanmansmans: mp100 is bomb i've waited so long for it

 

Whatsupgaymers: Okuyasu keeps trying to get me to watch it but I havent found the time :((

 

HAIR: He says, as he sits beside Koichi and myself watching some anime called 'Irregular at Magic School' or something like that. 

 

Whatsupgaymers: Im not watching it, I just love the opening! Its just the opening credits on youtube :(

 

1235: HOLY FUCK JOSUKE THAT SHITS BOMB 

 

1235: NOT THE SHOW THE SONG

 

1235: THE ANIME IS KINDA DULL BUT THE SONG IS GREAT

 

Whatsupgaymers: I HOLD THE MESSAGE THATS OUR RISING HOPE!

 

1235: HEY, WELCOME TO A SPECIAL RISING. CAN YOU PLEASE STAY ON STANDBY? 

 

Costello: HERE WE GO!!

 

1235: YES HERMES

 

Whatsupgaymers: YESSSSS RISING HOPE SQUAD RISING HOPE SQUAD

 

1235: WOOOO

 

Costello: RISING HOPE SQUAD!

 

LifeInsurance: Mista how could you forget?!

 

LifeInsurance: Odd Future Squad!

 

Costello: FUCK YEAH ODD FUTURE IS BOPPIN

 

Whatsupgaymers: Honestly I hated that song when it came out but its better than I thought

 

1235: GIO IM SORRY ODD FUTURE SQUAD IS BACK 

 

LifeInsurance: I keep my ideals sorezore, no tenmei-

 

1235: WOOOOO-OOOOO-OOOO-OO-OO-OOO-OOO-OOOOOOOOOOO!!

 

Costello: Beautiful

 

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cheezits: GUYS U WONT GUESS WHAT I JUST HEARD FUGO PLAYING OMGGGGGG

 

handyman: what was it??

 

/pol/nareff: all star i bet

 

ArtHoe: This better not be a waste of my time.

 

cheezits: lamo mista give it to em

 

1235: t-tell your

 

/pol/nareff: OMG OMG TELL YOUR BOYFRIEND IF HE SAYS HES GOT BEEF

 

handyman: ohhhhh

 

ArtHoe: How the fuck did you get that from TWO WORDS???!

assnearlynumb: t-tell your boyfriend if he says hes got beef, Gyro get in this

 

SponsoredbyPizzaHut: THAT I'MA VEGETARIAN AND I AIN'T FUCKIN SCARED A HIM!!

 

cheezits: SHE WANTS TO TOUCH ME UWU

 

1235: SHE WANTS TO LOVE ME UWU

 

/pol/nareff: SHE 'LL NEVER LEAVE ME UWU OWO UWU

 

handyman: omfg

 

SilverStripper003: Hey that's good music! stfu Narancia you listen to baby shark

 

1235: HOW THE FUCK COULD YOU 

 

SponsoredbyPizzaHut: S A I L

 

SponsoredbyPizzaHut: Omfg sorry I put spotify on and that was the first thing I heard...

 

handyman: gyro and his awolnation have joined the party

 

cheezits: welcome to my miiine! we are mining diiamondss! we are not a stripp miine! we dont have to fiiight moobs!

 

/pol/nareff: I DONT LOOK FOR TROUBLE BUT TROUBLE LOOKS FOR ME AND ITS BEEN WAITIN AROUND CORNERS SINCE I WAS 17 AY AY

 

assnearlynumb: you missed a line and did the ay ay too early but go off I guess

 

ArtHoe: I'd say right now I am the superior being as I am listening to Britney Spears' Circus!!

 

handyman: gotta HAND it to you thats superior

 

SponsoredbyPizzaHut: Supportive boyfriend, we stan

 

handyman: wait what

 

assnearlynumb: lmaooo

 

ArtHoe: God I am so gone from this conversation

 

1235: ah damn, we've been Rohan Rolled

 

SilverStripper003: Did you

 

SilverStripper003: Did you just compare MY GOD to that edgy fuck? How dare you!

 

1235: sorry man

 

1235: hey hot take here but narancia

 

cheezits: what

 

1235: go to fugo's room

 

cheezits: ok?

 

1235: close the door

 

SilverStripper003: What are you doing Mista..

 

Abbachihoe: Now fuck.

 

cheezits: p9ifubwup9bdwpbwifw0abfp98fwbp9qwf u9pqwbfp9qwfb9q8fwbp9fq 

 

SilverStripper003: I'm sorry WHAT

 

1235: hahahahha

 

assnearlynumb: did you seriously get abbachio to say that

 

Abbachihoe: No, I just have brilliant timing.

 

handyman: fucking hell....

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Literaljesus added Risotto, got WEED?, troublebyneonjungle, MouldyCheese, reatard, KillLaKillmyself, OneHammyBoi, SCP-999 and Dr Bright to a new chat.

 

Literaljesus named the chat 'Squadra hours'

 

MouldyCheese: hello everyone im cheese and today we're asking illuso 'okay what the fuck'

 

Literaljesus: Everyone else excluded us from their groupchat so i made us our own :)

 

Dr Bright: Not a bad idea uwu

 

KillLaKillmyself: I thought we agreed no uwus, Doppio.

 

Dr Bright: Sowwy ;-;

 

Dr Bright: Wait why am i doctor bright? i'm not insane!

 

MouldyCheese: yeah why is gelato 999 

 

Literaljesus: Do none of yall understand scp at all....Risotto help me out here plsssss :(

 

Risotto: Dr Bright may be considered insane, I am not sure, however, I do not know why you are named so, Doppio. And SCP 999 is...well, an adorable blond thing. It's nature and activity remind me a lot of Gelato and I figure it may do the same for Illuso.

 

MouldyCheese: okay thanks for the enlightenment jesus

 

Literaljesus: I thought i was jesus :(

 

Dr Bright: You can both be jesus!

 

Dr Bright changed Risotto to Jesus

 

Dr Bright changed Literaljesus to Jesuss

 

got WEED? changed Jesuss to JesusFucker

 

JesusFucker: WHAT THE HELL GHIACCIO

 

JesusFucker: I WILL TELL EVERYONE WHAT YOU HAVE ON SPOTIFY RIGHT NOW >:(

 

got WEED?: its true though shut the fuck up

 

JesusFucker: WE'RE NOT DATING! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

 

troublebyneonjungle: jeez illuso no need to spam

 

Jesus: This is highly amusing.

 

MouldyCheese: ikrr ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

got WEED?: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

troublebyneonjungle: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

Dr Bright: (͡ ͡° ͜ つ ͡͡°)

 

MouldyCheese: WHAT THE FUCCCKK

 

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Meanwhile, in Diavolo's DMs...

 

Doppio<3: BABE LA SQUADRA HAS THEIR OWN GC! THEY ADDED ME DO YOU WANT ME TO SEND SCREENSHOTS WHAT DO YOU NEED I'M READY FOR ANYTHING EVEN A TRIP TO HONOLULU

 

Diavolo: Sweetheart, oh my god, calm down, I don't need any screenshots. I don't care really. Thank you for offering though <3

 

Doppio<3: Are you sure?! what if they're talking about you?

 

Diavolo: If they're talking about me, you can tell me then. It's okay, really. 

 

Doppio<3: Okkaaayyy :( 

 

Diavolo: ....Wanna get ice cream?

 

Doppio<3: Yeaa! ♪~ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

 

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Back in the Squadra groupchat...

 

reatard: did i miss the start of chat?

 

reatard: srry i was asleep 

 

KillLaKillmyself: It's okay Pesci. Do you want a name change?

 

reatard: yeh

 

KillLaKillmyself changed reatard to Milk

 

Milk: thats better :D

 

KillLaKillmyself: Indeed

 

OneHammyBoi: I dont understand my name

 

SCP-999: I sort of do :3

 

OneHammyBoi: What does it mean babe <3

 

SCP-999: Its a rly cute thing and Risotto and Illuso think I am like that!!

 

OneHammyBoi: Omg aww same here (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)

 

SCP-999: (✿´‿`)

 

MouldyCheese: can you two stop bein so damn couply

 

got WEED?: shut up formaggio theyre adorable

 

troublebyneonjungle: ughghh major agree baby

 

MouldyCheese: fuck this i have memeulous to watch

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Costello: Okay uhh do you guys know those edgy kids at school

 

brokeuyasu: the 1s who everyone thot sold drugs and that???

 

Costello: Yh them

 

LifeInsurance: Ah yes, the so-called 'La Squadra' of Morioh highschool. What about them?

 

Costello: Well Foo is friends with that Doppio kid who hangs with them sometimes, the one who looks super out of place

 

Costello: And she says they got they own group chat now like us :0

 

brokeuyasu: o damn

 

Trishy: why is that a problem 

 

LifeInsurance: They may be spreading things about us....just a possibility.

 

Whatsupgaymers: Ehhh i mean between the squads of this group chat id say were probably gonna b fine

 

Whatsupgaymers: Theres Passione, Duwang Gang, The Stoners (best name ever), the Crusaders (and by extension Joseph and Caesar), then theres Gyro and Johnny...what squad they belong to??

 

SponsoredbyPizzaHut: Me and Johnny volunteer as members of The Stoners, if thats okaaaayyy~???

 

Costello: Sure thing dude!! I'll tell Jolyne and the rest

 

Costello: Speakin of which, can we maybe add Foo, Anasui and Weather..? Would be Emporio too but his parents don't let him use a phone yet rip

 

LifeInsurance: Yes, I think that would be a good idea Hermes. 

 

Costello: Yeet yeet JOLYNE??

 

Costello: BABE WE NEED SOME MORE MEMBERS GET OVER HERE

 

YeetusFeetus: (▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿) you called?

 

SponsoredbyPizzaHut: Johnny and I would like to join The Stoners!

 

Costello: Also ya need to add the gang to the chat for me <3

 

YeetusFeetus: consider yoselves honorary Stoners my bros!!1!!!!!

 

assnearlynumb: ayyyy tyy we ain't factionless no more

 

Whatsupgaymers: Suddenly were in divergent LMAOO

 

YeetusFeetus: AIGHT ITS CHAT GROWTH TIME

 

YeetusFeetus added Plankton, BeatherBeport and WILLYOURLIPSTASTETHEKISSOFDEATH to the chat.

 

Plankton: now this is epic

 

Costello: AYYYYYYY

 

BeatherBeport: ......Do not expect me to be active here, but I will supply memes.

 

WILLYOURLIPSTASTETHEKISSOFDEATH: what the fresh fuck

 

Costello: Mkay I gotta dip bye guys

 

Plankton: byeeeeeeeee

 

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Meanwhile, over in the Squadra chat...

 

Dr Bright: Wait guys did you call me Dr Bright cus I had 106 porn comissionned ironically in our first year

 

JesusFucker: ......Maybe

 

JesusFucker: FORMAGGIO

 

MouldyCheese: wut

 

got WEED?: explain the kids username

 

MouldyCheese: uhh YEAH its cus of the 106 incident..

 

troublebyneonjungle: IT WAS TOO GOOD AN OPPORTUNITY TO PASS UP ON!

 

milk: rip doppio

 

Dr Bright: Who said I died?

 

Jesus: Me, for I am Jesus.

 

Jesus: And so did Illuso, because he is the Jesus Fucker.

 

troublebyneonjungle: LMAOAOOOAOOAOAOOAAOAOAOA

 

KillLaKillmyself: Oh my god...

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SilverStripper003: Why does Anasui have the edgiest name imaginable

 

WILLYOURLIPSTASTETHEKISSOFDEATH: what are u talking about this isnt edgy

 

cheezits: IT IS EDGY SON

 

cheezits: name 1 (one) person who has seen darling in the franxx and not come out with 100 less braincells than when they entered

 

1235: ngl that anime sucked a s s

 

Trishy: Just like you mista

 

cheezits: EFIULEIWWIOb dijwiubdb8iwloawiofdbaw08dINPFW0IFJ

 

SilverStripper003: Trish omg

 

1235: stg i will knock your fucking boobs in

 

Trishy: How is that even possible

 

Trishy: Ill tell mom

 

cheezits: MISTA ARM YOSELF (╯°□°)╯▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一

 

1235: ▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一 ノ( º _ ºノ) THANKS BRO

 

Trishy: (ง'̀-'́)ง I DONT NEED NO GUNS

 

1235: (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง SQUARE UP THOT

 

Mom: What are you all doing?

 

cheezits: SHIT

 

Trishy: SHIT

 

1235: SHIIIIIIIIT

 

Mom: You shitty faced fucking gremlins, why do I put up with you all...

 

cheezits: ok can we agree that is DEFINITELY NOT BRUNO 

 

Mom: No, I borrowed his phone. It's Leone.

 

Trishy: Oh thank fuck

 

1235: rip

 

WILLYOURLIPSTASTETHEKISSOFDEATH: what fresh fucking hell have i been made a part of foo and hermes are bad enough

 

thecoolone: I ask myself the same thing every day, Anasui.

 

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Over at La Squadra HQ...

 

got WEED?: HEY FUCKERS NOSTALGIA SIX DROPPED TODAY

 

JesusFucker: IK IK OMG I WAS SCREAMING

 

JesusFucker: I STILL CANT BELIEVE SHE FINALLY DID QUESTION

 

JesusFucker: MY ANTHEM

 

MouldyCheese: speak fr yrself i was waitin on highschool of the dead and no pain no game

 

got WEED?: CONNECT IS SUPERIOR

 

troublebyneonjungle: NO YOU INCELS RED FRACTION

 

KillLaKillmyself: Melone you're like the biggest incel we have.

 

Jesus: I can agree.

 

troublebyneonjungle: fuck you all im gonna go suck dick

 

got WEED?: ┬┴┬┴┤(・_├┬┴┬┴

 

JesusFucker: ┬┴┬┴┤ ͜ʖ ͡°) ├┬┴┬┴

 

milk: ┬┴┬┴┤ ͜ʖ ͡°) ├┬┴┬┴

 

OneHammyBoi: ┬┴┬┴┤ ͜ʖ ͡°) ├┬┴┬┴

 

SCP-999: ┬┴┬┴┤ ͜ʖ ͡°) ├┬┴┬┴

 

Dr Bright: When you breach containment ┬┴┬┴┤ ͜ʖ ͡°) ├┬┴┬┴ 

 

JesusFucker: SCP HOURSSSSSSSSSSS

 

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A normal day in the Squadra groupchat...

 

JesusFucker: AYYYYY WE GONNA PAAAAARTAAAAYY

 

troublebyneonjungle: AYYYYYY WE GONNA PAAAAAARTAAAAYYY

 

KillLaKillmyself: It's four in the afternoon.

 

JesusFucker: Exactly bro we're planning for tonighttt

 

got WEED?: these fuckers said we havent had a party in ages so i said we could have it at mine

 

got WEED?: biggest mistake of my fucking life

 

troublebyneonjungle: aw come on sweets you're gonna love it

 

got WEED?: yeah well wanna hear who got invited?

 

got WEED?: bucciaratis gang and some other joestar fucks

 

KillLaKillmyself: And who invited them?

 

got WEED?: your fucking boyfriend thats who

 

KillLaKillmyself: I don't understand, I've been single for months, Ghiaccio.

 

troublebyneonjungle: which is exactly why you need to hook with formaggio tonight ;)

 

JesusFucker: You guys never even heard of subtlety ig

 

KillLaKillmyself: Melone, I really don't think he would want that..

 

troublebyneonjungle: come on!!! the guy thinks your hot thats like the most obvious thing

 

KillLaKillmyself: Regardless of how he thinks of me, how would Risotto feel?

 

got WEED?: you broke up literally a YEAR AGO and hes too busy being head over fucking heels for illuso so i don think hes gonna mind pussy

 

KillLaKillmyself: Can we talk about something other than my love life? Have we got everything for tonight?

 

JesusFucker: Actually were only lacking a dj so ima get you all to compete for it. listen to what i say next

 

milk: can i compet? 

 

KillLaKillmyself: Of course Pesci.

 

Jesus: I'd also like to try for DJ.

 

troublebyneonjungle: ah fuck now illuso is just gonna pick you

 

JesusFucker: Okie!! so first question: what song would you all use to start the night

 

Jesus: KVSH's remix of Tokyo Drift. 

 

troublebyneonjungle: TROUBLE BY NEON JUNGLE

 

milk: how abt incredible thots? sorry no i mean thoughts

 

got WEED?: crank that soulja boy

 

KillLaKillmyself: Stepping Out, by Flow.

 

JesusFucker: Those are all valid choices hm hm ok next ques

 

JesusFucker: someone asks for a song request and its baby shark or gangnam style. wyd??

 

troublebyneonjungle: electric chair

 

got WEED?: beat they ass down the fucking steps

 

KillLaKillmyself: Refuse to play the song due to lack of popularity.

 

milk: why is gangnam style not popular?

 

Jesus: Decline because of "technical difficulties", put something in their drink to make them ill, wait for them to leave for the bathroom and play your own choice of music.

 

JesusFucker: Don know whether to be aroused or intimidated by that but okay next quesss!

 

JesusFucker: midway through the party people are feeling kinda bored and the music is draggin. what song do you play to bring some life in?

 

milk: bitch lasagna!!

 

Jesus: Meme Stealer, Graham the Christian.

 

got WEED?: crab rave

 

troublebyneonjungle: pop/stars!!!!

 

KillLaKillmyself: "Aishite, Aishite, Aishite".

 

Dr Bright: MINECRAFTCITO

 

troublebyneonjungle: DOPPIO

 

JesusFucker: DOPPIO

 

got WEED?: SWEET JESUS DOPPIO NO

 

Dr Bright: heuhue

 

JesusFucker: Okay final question: what do we play when pro and formaggio are dancing together?

 

KillLaKillmyself: Oh my god...

 

Jesus: Love you like a love song, of course. ;)

 

KillLaKillmyself: You're okay with this?!

 

Jesus: Absolutely. Like Ghiaccio said earlier, we aren't a thing anymore. I don't have any rights to tell you who to dance with. Enjoy yourself, Prosciutto :)

 

KillLaKillmyself: Thanks I suppose...

 

troublebyneonjungle: smack dat!!

 

got WEED?: old town road

 

milk: what you waiting for by zgirls!

 

Dr Bright: Candy pop? Heartsdales? 

 

JesusFucker: I wouldve gone with come and get it because selena but ehh....okay the quiz is over! i will tell you who got dj position in a few.

 

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Over in the Morioh chat...

 

1235: aight who goin to the squadras party tonight me and gio cant be the only ones there

 

YeetusFeetus: the stoners will be there my dude!

 

cheezits: fugo you down

 

SilverStripper003: Why not. Prosciutto and Risotto are okay, guess the rest of them won't be too bad...

 

Mom: Leone and I can't make it, sorry. Date night tonight, you know. ;)

 

1235: oh my god bruno please dont winky face ever again

 

brokeuyasu: josuke says were coming, but no yukako or koichi ;-;

 

handyman: i'll be there, i could use a drink

 

ArtHoe: I havent got anything better to do

 

Trishy: yeah count me in too

 

bubblefucker: i mean me and cae would be there 2 but we told pol and avdol wed see a movie wit them so rip

 

oceanmansmans: jotaro, do you want to come?

 

oceanmans: if you want to I will

 

oceanmansmans: haha, well, I don't really want to

 

oceanmans: cool then. we can watch sumo

 

oceanmansmans: sounds perfect :)

1235: well ill see yall at theirs later we gotta rep the morioh squads

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ArtHoe: JOSUKE WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU

 

Whatsupgaymers: Am with okuyasu?? Y

 

ArtHoe: I cant find anyone. Kira disappeared like ten minutes ago and I can see that Melone kid doing lines on his boyfriends back. Please help

 

Whatsupgaymers: Me and oku are by the tv with gyro 

 

Whatsupgaymers: I think johnny went the bathroom

 

ArtHoe: Alright Ill come to you guys

 

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La Squadra's groupchat...

 

Dr Bright: Why does Formaggio get to DJ he didnt even do the quiz :(

 

JesusFucker: Weeeeeeell i mightve forgot it was his bday tomorrow

 

JesusFucker: So this is part of his present

 

Jesus: I have to admit, he has good music taste.

 

KillLaKillmyself: He's playing Break Free by Ariana Grande.

 

Jesus: Yes, that's good music.

 

KillLaKillmyself: Where are Melone and Ghiaccio? I'm in the kitchen with Pesci, Fugo and Giorno.

 

KillLaKillmyself: We're having a discussion on romance, for some reason. Giorno has a boyfriend, so he's...giving advice? To myself and Fugo.

 

Dr Bright: Whats Pesci doing??

 

KillLaKillmyself: Mixing different drinks together and occasionally adding to the conversation.

 

Dr Bright: Nice I think Melone and Ghiaccio are getting high 

 

Dr Bright: On the couch

 

KillLaKillmyself: I see them....poor Diavolo.

 

Dr Bright: Wait what? Hes in the garden. Do you mean Anasui?

 

KillLaKillmyself: Ah yes, they do look similar. He's friends with Jolyne, right? And dating Weather?

 

Dr Bright: Yh thats him, where did Illuso go?

 

KillLaKillmyself: Don't tell Ghiaccio, but I think he and Risotto went to his bedroom...hehe.

 

Dr Bright: Oooooo now we need to get you dancing with Formaggio!

 

JesusFucker: PROSCIUTTO YOUR BOYFRIEND IS PLAYIN RITA ORA GET YO ASS ON THE DANCEFLOOR NOWWWWW!

 

KillLaKillmyself: I thought you were

 

KillLaKillmyself: With Risotto?*

 

JesusFucker: Yeh we went to smoke in ghia's bedroom cus is too noisy out here but we gon dance now!!!!!

 

Dr Bright: You should join em with Formaggio Pro!

 

KillLaKillmyself: I'll go see if he can get off DJ duty for a while....who do we trust with it whilst he's away?

 

Jesus: I'd recommend Mista if you want something more fun, or Gyro for the romantic side of things.

 

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1235: GUESS WHO GOT DJ DUTY WIT MY BOYFRIENDDDDD

 

cheezits: AYY PLAY BABY SHARK

 

1235: N E V E R

 

1235: ITS DUA LIPA TIME YOU FUCKS BETTER START DANCING

 

SilverStripper003: Narancia if you come meet me by the table we can dance.

 

SilverStripper003: Narancia?

 

SilverStripper003: Are you there?

 

1235: think you broke him LMAAAOOOOOO

 

cheezits: yeah s ure

 

SilverStripper003: Cool :)

 

1235: okay none of you give a fuck but heres a rundown on where everyone is as far as i know rn:

 

1235: gyro and johnny are outside prolly smokin/makin out

 

1235: trish, jolyne, hermes and foo are using the bong in the living room

 

1235: most of la squadra are dotted about but i can see prosciutto and that formaggio guy dancin

 

1235: illuso and risotto aR

 

1235: fuck i dropped my phone 

 

1235: thats a sign to stop texting and dance ig

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The morning after last night's rager...

 

Mom: Morning everyone, was the party fun?

 

bubbles: i'm not sure that was a good idea bruno

 

oceanmansmans: they probably have the worst hangovers rip

 

1235: WHAT HAPPEN  WJE AM I

 

1235: wait

 

1235: oh shit i just woke up

 

1235: im still at ghiaccios place

 

oceanmansmans: lmao are you okay Mista?

 

LifeInsurance: He's lying on top of me. He just dropped his phone. 

 

1235: sorry lmao god my head hurts

 

1235: gio can you see anyone around

 

LifeInsurance: From what I can remember, as I made sure not to get too drunk, most people from school got kicked out around 2am. It should only be us and La Squadra.

 

1235: the door to ghiaccios room is open and that riz guy and illuso are in there

 

Trishy: did they fuck

 

1235: nah theyre both fully clothed so i doubt it

 

1235: they just fell asleep there with each other

 

LifeInsurance: Who is that smoking in the kitchen?

 

1235: think its kira? that smells like his cig smoke

 

handyman: my phone has been going off non-stop and yeah, thats me lol

 

handyman: you guys enjoy the party? i kinda left and went to get beer halfway, and i spent most of it outside talking to people. 

 

1235: hell yeahhh man la squadra can throw PARTIES

 

LifeInsurance: I enjoyed watching Fugo and Narancia dancing at the end. That was fun.

 

handyman: there was someone i was hoping to dance with, but i think they passed out before...

 

Whatsupgaymers: Morning lol me and oku went home

 

Whatsupgaymers: It was like 6am and we both woke up so we left cus we both pretty hungover 

 

handyman: did you see rohan leave?

 

Whatsupgaymers: Uhhhh no I dont think so dude

 

LifeInsurance: Mista and I will look for him, don't worry.

 

1235: well fiRST 

 

1235: i need to piss

 

oceanmansmans: nice to hear the party was fun, Jotaro and I watched sumo for ages. he's asleep on me; I can't feel my leg, but it's worth it

 

bubbles: same with jojo. cant believe this fat fuck thinks he can pass out on me whilst im watching horror games with him

 

handyman: i thought you were watching one with polnareff and avdol? 

 

bubbles: we did, it was great. but when we got back from the cinema he wanted to watch cloverfield so we did, and then we ended up watching coryxkenshin videos for ages. ive heard so many fucking dark deception theories in the last two hours i dont want to hear the names bierce, malak or agatha ever again

 

oceanmansmans: rip caesar

 

LifeInsurance: Good news: we found Rohan, but he must've been blackout drunk last night. He's so hungover, I feel bad for him. 

 

Whatsupgaymers: Fucker always was a lightweight lmao

 

handyman: do you want me to come get him? i can drive

 

1235: yh thats prolly the best idea

 

1235: gios got him some water and meds but dang he does not look good

 

handyman: i'm on my way

 

brokeuyasu: PSA MY BOYFREIND IS THE BEST BOYFREIND EVER

 

brokeuyasu: HES MAKING PANCAKES AND COFFEE FOR ME BECOS IM HUNGOVER

 

brokeuyasu: JOSUKE I LOVE YOU

 

oceanmansmans: you two make me uwu so hard

 

1235: thanks for taking him home kira

 

handyman: don't worry about it, we're at his now. i made him go to bed and sleep

 

1235: at least we don have to worry bout school for two weeks ayy

 

LifeInsurance: Are Fugo and Narancia anywhere around?

 

1235: i aint seen them

 

handyman: i mostly stayed in the kitchen after i woke up, so no

 

cheezits: HEY EVERYONE GUESS WHO JUST GOT F U C K E D

 

1235: WHAT THE FUCK NARANCIA

 

oceanmansmans: omg did you finally tell fugo?!

 

cheezits: YEAH BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

 

cheezits: WE WAS DANCIN

 

cheezits: AND I JUS SAID SOMETIN LIKE "WANNA TAKE THIS UPSTAIRS" AND WE FUCKED

 

cheezits: at som point after i told him i loved him so

 

cheezits: then he passed out

 

cheezits: i hope i waz good and he enjoyed it

 

1235: IM LITERALLY SCREAMING AND CRYING RN MY OTP IS R E A L

 

oceanmansmans: YASSSS

 

cheezits: UPDATE: HE JUST WOKE UP AND SAID IT BACK

 

LifeInsurance: Congrats Narancia! And Fugo too!

 

1235: AAAYAAAAAYYAYAYAYAYA

 

1235: SIS YOU GOT NO IDEA HOW LONG I WAITED FOR THIS

 

bubbles: ayy you twoo

 

bubbles: wait whose bedroom were you in

 

cheezits: uh i think this is the spare? cus ghiaccio and melones bedroom is downstairs and this one aint really decorated

 

bubbles: cool cool. joseph just woke up so we're gonna get some food

 

oceanmansmans: i'm gonna go back to sleep bc i don't think jotaro will move in the next hour

 

1235: me and gio are headin out for a cab nara you joinin us?

 

cheezits: sure me an panni are gettin dressed

 

LifeInsurance: We passed Melone and Ghiaccio's unconscious bodies on the way out so we left them a note.

 

handyman: i'll stay at rohan's till he wakes up and feels better

 

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Over at the Squadra chat...

 

troublebyneonjungle: OKAY LAST NIGHT WAS SOOO FUNN WE NEED TO PARTY LIKE THAT MORE OFTEN

 

got WEED?: as long as you fucks pay for damages afterwards...

 

MouldyCheese: okay well i just got the best birthday present ever so i'm good

 

Dr Bright: What is i

 

Dr Bright: Oof sorry Dia moved and I dropped my phone

 

MouldyCheese: aha well

 

MouldyCheese: ghiaccio don't be mad but

 

got WEED?: BUT?

 

MouldyCheese: me and pros mighta done it in your bathroom

 

troublebyneonjungle: OMGGGGGGGGGG YESSSSSSSSSSSSS TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH

 

got WEED?: WELL PERFECT, RIZ AND ILLUSO ARE CURLED UP (THANKFULLY) NOT NAKED IN MY ROOM, NARANCIA AND FUGO FUCKED IN THE SPARE AND YOU DONE FUCKED IN THE BATHROOM

 

got WEED?: IS THERE ANY OTHER FUCKINGS I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT

 

Dr Bright: Lol I dont think so me and Diavolo went home kinda early

 

Dr Bright: He got sick :(

 

MouldyCheese: RIP

 

MouldyCheese: anyway i'm tryna help pros shower cus he's p hungover so bye bitches I GOT LAID

 

milk: i am at home because bro went up with formaggio and i got bored l o l

 

got WEED?: eh guess ill wait for riz and illuso to wake up then

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It's a regular Wednesday in the Squadra chatroom...

 

got WEED?: FORMAGGIO

 

MouldyCheese: WHAT?

 

got WEED?: HAVE YOU SEEN MELONES PHONE

 

got WEED?: ITS NIGHTBOUND WEDNESDAY AND HE CANT FIND IT

 

MouldyCheese: nah bro i wouldn't touch his shit

 

MouldyCheese: probably got chlamydia on it

 

KillLaKillmyself: That's disgusting and highly unrealistic.

 

MouldyCheese: yeah i love you too

 

Dr Bright: Aw

 

Dr Bright: I still cant believe that party happened

 

Dr Bright: Like you two are something

 

Dr Bright: And Fugo and Narancia

 

Dr Bright: And maaaaaaybe Risotto and Mirror man? Who knows

 

MouldyCheese: ghia said they went home after they woke up and he couldnt get em to talk about it

 

KillLaKillmyself: Hah, tsunderes.

 

got WEED?: yeah like u can talk pro

 

Dr Bright: Oh damn

 

got WEED?: anyway HAS ANYONE SEEN MELONES PHONE 

 

got WEED?: THIS IS SERIOUSLY IMPORTANT BECAUSE ITS NIGHTBOUND WEDNESDAY AND HE WANTS TO SEE HIS FICTIONAL BOYFRIEND NIK WHO PERSONALLY I THINK IS NOT WORTHY OF SAID POSITION 

 

Dr Bright: I forgot he played choices

 

Dr Bright: Diavolo got me into it and idk how but I got addicted

 

KillLaKillmyself: I feel that. I could never get into dating sims or otomes like Episode or MM, but then I found it and suddenly started dedicating 4+ hours of my day to fictional high school.

 

Jesus: Can whoever is playing One Woman Army turn it down please, I'm trying to nap

 

got WEED?: u got illuso there too?

 

MouldyCheese: LMAAAAAAOOOOO

 

Jesus: ....Yes, but all we can hear is "one, two, three, hut, march if you don't give a fuck" and it's annoying. And it's strictly sleeping, Ghiaccio.

 

got WEED?: yep sure we believe u

 

got WEED?: OH THANK FUCK WE FOUND THE PHONE PANIC OVER

 

Dr Bright: Pros you played HSS first then too? I miss that book

 

Dr Bright: As soon as I finished it they announced Class Act tho so it was alright

 

Dr Bright: Who won the election?

 

KillLaKillmyself: My twin, I couldn't just let family down like that. Plus Rory wasn't my LI so I didn't care. 

 

Dr Bright: Lol Im with Skye and Rory won

 

MouldyCheese: can we talk about what movie we watch tonight instead of mf choices

 

troublebyneonjungle: it's anime night 2night dumbass

 

troublebyneonjungle: everyone drop a suggestion, horror, supernatural or shounen only

 

Dr Bright: Aw damn I cant suggest Tsuritama?

 

MouldyCheese: i call tpn

 

KillLaKillmyself: Mob psycho 100.

 

Dr Bright: Guess Ill settle w/ Mob as well

 

got WEED?: fuck ujhhhhhhhhhhhhhh danganronpa the anime 

 

troublebyneonjungle: i'm sayin future diary owo

 

Dr Bright: How can he say owo/uwu but not me?!

 

got WEED?: he datin me

 

Dr Bright: And?!

 

got WEED?: ADMIN GANG ADMIN GANG

 

JesusFucker: ADMIN GANG ADMIN GANG ADMIN GANG

 

KillLaKillmyself: Admin gang.

 

KillLaKillmyself: And hello Illuso, that was a short nap you had. 

 

JesusFucker: Yeah haha we gave up because the chat was firin off

 

JesusFucker: And both of us upvote Mob psycho

 

troublebyneonjungle: aight then psychic time!!!

 

troublebyneonjungle: reigen is cute so idm <33

 

got WEED?: how many fictional husbands do you have

 

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Over at the Morioh chat...

 

1235: petition to arrest narancia

 

Abbacchihoe: Why?

 

1235: hE STOLE  MY FUCKINF HARIBOS

 

1235: LILTTLE GREMLIN IM COMUN FOR U ASS

 

cheezits: FUCK YOU YOU AINT VATCHING ME

 

SilverStripper003: No need for an arrest he just ran headfirst into the windowsill 

 

SilverStripper003: I've recovered the Haribos Mista

 

1235: fugo u legend do u want any payment

 

SilverStripper003: Yes can you carry Narancia to my room

 

Abbacchihoe: .....I don't like where this is going

 

SilverStripper003: OMG LEONE WE'RE JUST GONNA CUDDLE JESUS

 

Abbacchihoe: That's what they all say <_<

 

1235: hes in place

 

1235: have fun ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

SilverStripper003: ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

 

cheezits: hhhhhh panni where am i

 

SilverStripper003: My room 

 

SilverStripper003: Mista brought you here

 

cheezits: o okay

 

SilverStripper003: He just fell asleep pfftt

 

SilverStripper003: Leone, Mista

 

1235: ye

 

Abbacchihoe: What is it?

 

SilverStripper003: How do you know if you're in love

 

1235: ♥‿♥

 

1235: when u make that face at someone without realising

 

Abbacchihoe: Precisely. Also, when you're overwhelmed with such sheer emotion and affection for someone you would die for them instead of watching them die for you. 

 

SilverStripper003: Thank you both for your brilliant insight. Mista, yours is so deep it loops right back around to being stupid.

 

1235: now i would be mad at u for that

 

1235: but u used an sao abridged reference

 

1235: so i forgive u

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bubblefucker: HEY GANG

 

bubblefucker: WHO WANNA GO ON A ROADTRIP

 

bubblefucker: ACROSS THE UK

 

Whatsupgaymers: Hol up what

 

HAIR: Road trip? What for?

 

bubblefucker: IDK LOL ME AND POL KINDA GOT HIGH AND BOOKED PLANE TICKETS FOR LIEK THIRTEEN PPL

 

Trishy: omfg

 

Whatsupgaymers: That mustve cost a LOT

 

assnearlynumb: who did you have in mind to come along??

 

/pol/nareff: well obviously me, avdol, jojo and caesar, jotaro and kakyoin

 

Trishy: so that's six ppl

 

assnearlynumb: i mean 

 

assnearlynumb: if gyro wants to come im down

 

SponsoredbyPizzaHut: I'm down!!!

 

/pol/nareff: epic! so thats eight 

 

/pol/nareff: we actually have 15 tickets so its gonna be bigggg

 

Trishy: i'll make a separate chat so you can sort it out then come back to us with a masterlist

 

bubblefucker: yeeet

 

Approximately half an hour later....

 

/pol/nareff: OKAY SO

 

/pol/nareff: heres the list

 

/pol/nareff: me, avdol, joseph, caesar, jotaro, kakyoin, johnny, gyro, jolyne, hermes, anasui, weather report, foo fighters, josuke and okuyasu

 

bubblefucker: fifteeeeenn

 

bubblefucker: woop woop woop

 

Mom: Leone and I will hold down the Morioh fort :))

 

1235: yeah i mean

 

1235: narancia would probably burn down every building on the welsh coast if we came along

 

SilverStripper003: Have fun I guess

 

/pol/nareff: the flight leaves in two days so yall better get packin!

 

oceanmansmans: we got it!

 

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Two days later...

 

bubblefucker: TRY NOT TO MISS US TOO MUCH GANG

 

ArtHoe: Is he drunk? Because I feel like he's drunk and would not be allowed on the plane

 

thecoolone: No I think he's just excited, they let him onboard with the rest of us

 

Whatsupgaymers: Should be half an hour be4 we take off :p

 

LifeInsurance: Enjoy yourselves!

 

YeetusFeetus: YEAH BRO WE WILLLL

 

YeetusFeetus: THE STONERS ALREADY GOT OUR PLAYLIST GOIN AND WE ROCKINNN