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Harley K @keeneryounot

Day 3 of the siege I’m running low on food that isn’t half-melted chocolate and also water pls send help

 

Jess @smallfishunicorn

@keeneryounot what? are you okay?

 

IronFam Fan @ironfam5vr

@keeneryounot lmao what siege?

 

Peter @parkerpens

@ironfam5vr hes scared of darcy and hope bc he told tony they were dating

 

Mj @mbae

Darcy and Hope have done nothing but Harley doesn’t trust them and refuses to come out of his room

 

Lady Darcy @sciencewranglerofficial

@mbae I don’t know why he thinks he’s safe in his room. FRIDAY has just as much access there as anywhere else

 

Harley K @keeneryounot

@sceincewranglerofficial fuck I forgot friday’s on your side

 

Harley K @keeneryounot

I can’t believe I locked myself in my room for 3 days for no reason

 

Harley K @keeneryounot

@parkerpens is there any food in the kitchen

 

Peter @parkerpens

yeah But thEres no sparkling WAteR i think fridays ordEring some later

 

Lady Darcy @sciencewranglerofficial

@parkerpens real subtle, Pete

 

Harley K @keeneryounot

@sciencewranglerofficial what?

 

Harley K @keeneryounot

@parkerpens oh got it thanks for the warning

 

Peter @parkerpens

@keeneryounot sometimes ur an idiot

 

Harley K @keeneryounot

@parkerpens maybeso.gif

 

Mj @mbae

I’ve temporarily blocked Harley to let you guys know that Peter’s on our side. Darcy and Hope haven’t done anything but now Harley’s really paranoid and thinks they have done something

 

Mj @mbae

He just came down to the kitchen with his potato gun and shot CARTER off the counter because the toast popped up and scared him

 

Mj @mbae

He braved opening the fridge, asked FRIDAY what was safe to eat, then started panicking when FRIDAY said nothing’s wrong with the food bc he thinks she’s still on Darcy’s side

 

Mj @mbae

I mean she is but she isn’t lying

 

Abe @notthepresident

wait @mbae you’re still at the compound?

 

Hannah @nahmaamhan

@mbae who’s Carter?

 

cindylou who @moonmoon

friday just told us that harley ordered takeout and darcy intercepted the delivery to put pineapples on the pizza because harley thinks its a crime

 

cindylou who @moonmoon

then she laughed so hard it startled jane and she spilled her coffee so now one of the machines is sparking

 

Abe @notthepresident

I can’t believe I’m missing out on all this why are both of you still at the compound? @mbae @moonmoon

 

Mj @mbae

@nahmaamhan CARTER stands for Cute Appliance Ready to Toast Everything Reliably because Peter has bad role models re: naming

 

You Know My Name @iamironman

@mbae take that back or get out of my compound

 

Jade Foster @jade_fosterkid

@moonmoon Harley is wrong pineapples on pizza are the best

 

cindylou who @moonmoon

@notthepresident mjs assistant babysitter to miss potts upstairs and im assistant babysitter to darcy in the labs downstairs

 

cindylou who @moonmoon

@jade_fosterkid wow you are so unvalid lol pineapples on pizza is Wrong

 

Abe @notthepresident

I can’t believe I know three people who are friends with the avengers how did I miss the opportunity was there an advert

 

Mj @mbae

@notthepresident four people. Also: yes

 

Mj @mbae

@notthepresident

Lady Darcy @sciencewranglerofficial

@moonmoon We’re all about collecting strays you’ve got 280 characters to pitch yourself to join the fam go itsfreerealestate.png

 

Mj @mbae

@notthepresident

Harley K @keeneryounot

@jade_fosterkid Sorry only open to Pete’s decathlon nerd friends

 

Abe @notthepresident

@mbae :sobbingemoji: I can’t believe I missed out

 

Abe @notthepresident

@mbae wait four?

 

Mj @mbae

@notthepresident Ned, who still refuses to get Twitter

 

Lady Darcy @sciencewranglerofficial

@notthepresident are you a decathlon nerd friend?

 

Abe @notthepresident

@sciencewranglerofficial I’m a decathlon nerd and I think I’m a friend

 

Peter @parkerpens

@notthepresident @sciencewranglerofficial yeah hes gucci

 

Lady Darcy @sciencewranglerofficial

@notthepresident then the offer’s still open

 

Abe @notthepresident

Frick this is so much pressure

 

Lady Darcy @sciencewranglerofficial

@iamironman @pepperpotts

Abe @notthepresident

Okay here goes @sciencewranglerofficial I know things and Peter likes me. Also can do science and martial arts, both of which seem to be relevant to avengers compound interests

 

You Know My Name @iamironman

@notthepresident you’re in I want to know what you know

 

Flash @ethompson

I hate everything