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Peter @parkerpens

Hi I’m starting a kickstarter to get my brother put down

 

Lady Darcy @sciencewranglerofficial

@parkerpens @keeneryounot I literally left you two alone for three minutes what have you done?

 

Harley K @keeneryounot

@sciencewranglerofficial Pete started it

 

Peter @parkerpens

@sciencewranglerofficial harley started it

 

Lady Darcy @sciencewranglerofficial

@keeneryounot @parkerpens Do I have to call Pepper to get you two to explain

 

Peter @parkerpens

@sciencewranglerofficial !!!! no pls

 

Harley K @keeneryounot

@sciencewranglerofficial Peter yote a whole can of super secret experiment juice at me and got mad when I tipped Dummy’s smoothie all over him

 

Jess @smallfishunicorn

@keeneryounot super secret experiement juice :eyesemoji:

 

Harley K @keeneryounot

@smallfishunicorn classified

 

siobhan with a b @theresab

lol at darcy getting the boys to tell her what’s going on immediately

 

Lady Darcy @sciencewranglerofficial

@theresab They may only be baby scientists but they’re still scientists and I’m still sciencewranglerofficial

 

siobhan with a b @theresab

@sciencewranglerofficial how many scientists do you wrangle?

 

Lady Darcy @sciencewranglerofficial

@theresab Jane is the bosslady, Bruce, Tony, Helen when she’s around, Harley and Peter. Recently I’ve been on Ned duty, too. One time I got to wrangle Hank Pym it was very exciting

 

Hope van Dyne @hvandyne

@sciencewranglerofficial Dad was not impressed with your wrangling.

 

Lady Darcy @sciencewranglerofficial

@hvandyne Well maybe he should sleep more than five hours in fifty and then he wouldn’t need wrangling

 

Hope van Dyne @hvandyne

@sciencewranglerofficial I’ll pass the message on. Unfortunately, I don’t quite have your wrangling abilities.

 

Lady Darcy @sciencewranglerofficial

@hvandyne Wrangling lessons are available every Wednesday for all scientist adjacent persons

 

cindylou who @moonmoon

@sciencewranglerofficial i go to a science school does that count as scientist adjacent enough to get in on these lessons?

 

Mj @mbae

@moonmoon @sciencewranglerofficial we go to science school and have to deal with peter and ned on a regular basis we better be in on these lessons

 

Hannah @nahmaamhan

I lowkey hate science but I wish knew even one scientist so I could have an excuse to try and get involved with these wrangling lessons

 

James @jimbolimbo

@nahmaamhan mood

 

Glenjamin @willwillsmithsmith

Darcy just casually throws out that she can boss around the greatest minds of our generation like nbd

 

Flash @ethompson

lmao everyone acting like this darcy woman has some great powers bc she can get parker to do shit. it isn’t hard he’s a loser

 

Mj @mbae

@ethompson I don’t understand how you think you’re smart enough for first string AcaDec and then you do stupid shit like this

 

NR @nadiareed

@ethompson do we need to have another conversation?

 

Flash @ethompson

@nadiareed no ms. R I’m sorry

 

NR @nadiareed

@ethompson I don’t think I’m the one you should be apologising to

 

Flash @ethompson

@parkerpens sorry ig

 

Mj @mbae

Iconique

 

Peter @parkerpens

why is flash apologising to me?

 

cindylou who @moonmoon

@parkerpens he called you a loser and @nadiareed shut him down straight away

 

Peter @parkerpens

omg thx u @nadiareed but pls dont kill any students

 

You Know My Name @iamironman

@nadiareed @parkerpens aww Natashalie you’re going soft

 

NR @nadiareed

@iamironman exploit my weakness and I will castrate you with a week old New York Times

 

You Know My Name @iamironman

@nadiareed no thanks. Go torment @theamazinghawkeye instead

 

NR @nadiareed

@iamironman he’s busy with Darcy at the moment

 

You Know My Name @iamironman

@nadiareed wait what. No. What are those two doing together? I forbid it

 

NR @nadiareed

@iamironman I’d like to see you try to stop her seeing someone

 

Lady Darcy @sciencewranglerofficial

@iamironman First of all: if you ever try to keep me from seeing someone I will disown you. Second: calm down we’re just talking business. Third: too bad so sad I already have a date with someone else

 

You Know My Name @iamironman

@sciencewranglerofficial what business do you and birdbrain have to talk about?

 

Lady Darcy @sciencewranglerofficial

@iamironman Babysitting

 

You Know My Name @iamironman

@sciencewranglerofficial @theamazinghawkeye why are you even considering putting her in charge of children

 

Lady Darcy @sciencewranglerofficial

@iamironman Hey! I’m wonderful with children

 

Hawt Guy @theamazinghawkeye

@iamironman I have no other choice

 

You Know My Name @iamironman

Wait @sciencewranglerofficial you have a date?! When where who what how why?

 

Lady Darcy @sciencewranglerofficial

@iamironman :)

 

You Know My Name @iamironman

@sciencewranglerofficial no get back here and explain or I’m coming to find you

 

Hawt Guy @theamazinghawkeye

@iamironman Darcy said good luck and took off so have fun with that

 

Hawt Guy @theamazinghawkeye

I’m going to skedaddle before irondad decides to take it out on me whoop

 

Hawt Guy @theamazinghawkeye

#irondad