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Seokjin & The 6 Memes

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Awkward Bitches

Kyunie-hyung 🐺

Hey losers what’s up

I finally made it home

 

Kookie 🍪

Dude it's almost midnight wtf kinda date did you go on

 

Kyunie-hyung 🐺

An extremely exhausting one

We were out ALL DAY and now my legs are sore from all the walking

I'll tell you about it later though

For now let's concentrate on you, young mister

 

Kookie 🍪

Me?

 

Kyunie-hyung 🐺

Yes you!

Why did you agree to go on that trip

 

Kookie 🍪

Because it's a once in a lifetime all paid expenses vacation

 

Kyunie-hyung 🐺

You-

You're an idol Jungkook

You can pay for a trip to Tokyo with your own money

 

Kookie 🍪

Yes but you see, this is a FREE trip

I OBVIOUSLY couldn't refuse

 

Yugyummy 🍕

You're rich, cheap, and a scammer

Never change Jungkookie

 

Kookie 🍪

Don't plan on it my friend

 

Kyunie-hyung 🐺

You’re an idiot Kook, that’s what you really are

 

Kookie 🍪

Well gee thanks for the boost of confidence

 

Kyunie-hyung 🐺

Any time

Good luck with the trip, brat

You're gonna need it

 

Kookie 🍪

I'll make you proud Kyunie!

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 Kyunie-hyung 🐺

Is now the right time to test Jimin?

 

Yugyummy 🍕

There's really no need to

The guy’s been giving Jungkook heart eyes for as long as I can remember 

But fuck it lets do it for shits and giggles

 

Kyunie-hyung 🐺

Great

You do it

I'll test the next one

 

Yugyummy 🍕

On it bub

Brb with results

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GOT7 Maknae

Jimin

 

Demonic Angel

Yes?

GOT7 Maknae

Do you find Jungkook attractive?

 

Demonic Angel

Yes

 

GOT7 Maknae

Do you have a crush on him?

 

Demonic Angel

Yes

 

GOT7 Maknae

Even though you're dating Tae?

 

Demonic Angel

Lmao dude we both have a crush on him

 

GOT7 Maknae

Okay this is weird

 

Demonic Angel

What is

 

GOT7 Maknae

You're being oddly cooperative

 

Demonic Angel

There's nothing to hide

Tae and I are trying to ease Jungkook into our relationship and we're confident to succeed...eventually

 

GOT7 Maknae

Oh shit really?

 

Demonic Angel

Yeah 

But Jungkookie freaked out when Tae tried seducing him so now we're moving on to another member

Just to give Kook a little breather

 

GOT7 Maknae

HOLY SHIT HOLD ON I NEED TO CATCH UP

Are you also trying to get the other members to join your relationship?

 

Demonic Angel

Hell yeah

Have you seen them?!

How can we not when they’re the perfect boyfriend material

We couldn’t help but fall for their charms

 

GOT7 Maknae

Okay

Cool cool cool cool cool

Alright

And you're trying to start a poly relationship with them?

 

Demonic Angel

That’s literally what I said Yugyeom

Why are you asking

 

GOT7 Maknae

No particular reason

Thanks for talking to me

  

Demonic Angel

No problem 

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Yugyummy 🍕

So

My theory was right

 

Kyunie-hyung 🐺

Really?

 

Yugyummy 🍕

Jimin and Tae definitely have a crush on Jk

And they're trying to include him in their relationship

But here's the twist that I’m honestly not surprised about

The famous VMin couple not only have a crush on Jungkook, but on all their members

And they’re trying to get the others to join their relationship too

 

Kyunie-hyung 🐺

Dude

There's already so much sexual tension between them and they aren't even dating yet

Imagine when they are

 

Yugyummy 🍕

Please spare me the imagery