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Seokjin & The 6 Memes

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 Kyunie-hyung 🐺

How’s Kook 

 

Yugyummy 🍕

He’s fine 

He was drunk when I got here so he passed out not long afterwards 

But he’ll survive I think 

 

Kyunie-hyung 🐺

He better 

Who else am I going to bully into taking those twerking lessons with Jessi-noona?

 

Yugyummy 🍕

Clearly you need more lessons 

And more squat excercises 

 

Kyunie-hyung 🐺 

Says the king of flat asses 

 

Yugyummy 🍕

Hey now hang on just a second there 

BamBam is the king of flat asses 

I’m second in command  

 

Kyunie-hyung 🐺

Those two positions aren’t even in the same league 

 

Yugyummy 🍕

Shut up 

 

Kyunie-hyung 🐺

Oh gtg

My photoshoot’s starting 

 

Yugyummy 🍕 

Good luck bro 

Knock them off their feet

Make then fall in love with you

 

Kyunie-hyung 🐺

Ugh bro I don’t even try and the staff all love me 

It’s so tiring to be this fabulous but I guess I gotta live with it 

 

Yugyummy 🍕

Lol have fun 

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Fanboy-hyung 

You and Jungkookie missed our snack splurge, is everything alright? 

Neither of you have stepped outside the room, not even to go to the restroom

 

Tall GOT7 Maknae

Lol we good

Jungkook’s been out for like 2 hours

He was drunk when I got here

He drank 2 soju bottles he kept hidden in his room

 

Fanboy-hyung

Wow impressive 

Usually he can’t finish 2 bottles

Why’d he start drinking tho 

 

Tall GOT7 Maknae 

...I didn’t ask

 

Fanboy-hyung

Whatever

Can you please open the door

I promise I won’t do anything I just wanna check up on him

 

Tall GOT7 Maknae 

Sorry hyung 

I was given specific instructions from Jungkookie to keep you out until he wakes up 

 

Fanboy-hyung 

You’re useless 

 

Tall GOT7 Maknae 

And you’re an asshole 

 

Fanboy-hyung

Thanks

 

Tall GOT7 Maknae 

You’re welcome

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Seokjin & The 6 Memes

TaeTae

So

Apparently Jungkook drank nearly 2 soju bottles, passed out, and before that he gave Yugyeom specific instructions to not open the door for me 

 

HOBIHOBI 

Yugyeom’s here? Since when? 

 

Jiminie 

Like 2 hours ago? 

Yoongi made me give him and Jungkook lunch 2.0 and I clearly remember bitching to you about it 

 

CrabKing 

I’m not surprised Hoseok ignored you 

He did the same to me when I was passionately telling him my plans for world domination 

 

KylieJennerWho?

Joonie baby

None of us care about world domination 

 

CrabKing

:’(

 

TaeTae

GUYS

Focus on me please

This is important

I need one of you to help me sneak in

I wanna make sure Jungkookie’s okay

 

HOBIHOBI

[Has left the chat to cuddle with Joonie]

 

CrabKing

I rather not get the maknae to hold a grudge against me thanks

 

Jiminie 

He’d never be mad at you for too long, the kid loves you

 

CrabKing 

What a cutie 

 

TaeTae 

Jiminie? Will you help?

 

Jiminie 

Lol no

Sorry

Seokjin-hyung is making me help clean my room and I rather not anger him by leaving 

Oh and hyung says you’re dumb and to stop trying to sneak into Kookie’s room 

 

TaeTae

Yoongi-hyung?? 

 

HOBIHOBI

He won’t answer rn

He passed out in the living room floor after stuffing his stomach full and he still hasn’t woken up 

 

TaeTae 

UGH 

WHY DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING IN THIS DAMN HOUSEHOLD 

 

KylieJennerWho?

Bitch what 

 

HOBIHOBI

I know you did not just say that 

 

TaeTae 

I sincerely apologize, please don’t hurt me 

I have a horny boyfriend to pleasure every night 

 

HOBIHOBI

Ewe 

 

Jiminie 

( ✧≖ ͜ʖ≖)

You like hearing about us you dirty boy don't even try to hide it

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Fanboy-hyung 

Let me in 

 

Tall GOT7 Maknae

Nope

 

Fanboy-hyung 

I’ll get you more hentai 

 

Tall GOT7 Maknae

Are you trying to annoy me??

 

Fanboy-hyung

NO!

I’m trying to persuade you to let me in

 

Tall GOT7 Maknae 

Jungkookie said No

 

Fanboy-hyung

Don’t be such a wimp and open the damn door 

 

Tall GOT7 Mkane 

Not with that attitude 

 

Fanboy-hyung

UGH

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Seokjin & The 6 Memes

TaeTae

I tried convincing Yugyeom with more anime porn but he didn’t budge 

Smh he’s making my life more difficult than it should be 

 

CrabKing 

I’m surprised he hasn’t blocked your number yet 

Like why keep connections with someone who keeps bringing up your past mistakes? 

Like I know I fucked up with that photo shoot Kyle! But it wasn’t my fault! How was I supposed to know they were trying to shove me into the soft side of the porn industry?!?!

 

TaeTae 

Joonie

Are you okay? 

 

CrabKing 

I need a fucking nap 

 

HOBIHOBI

Don’t worry about it Taehyungie I’ve got him 

And stop trying to force yourself into Jungkook’s room 

You’re probably stressing Yugyeom out with all that begging while he also has to take care of an intoxicated Kookie 

 

TaeTae 

( •̀ω•́ )

Fine 

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TaeTae

( ᵒ̴̶̷̥́ _ᵒ̴̶̷̣̥̀ )

Jiminie 

 

Jiminie

Whats wrong baby 

 

TaeTae

Do you think I went too far?

What if Jungkook hates me now? 

What if I’m the reason he decided to get drunk? Because I stressed him out and made him feel like he needed to forget about things 

 

Jiminie 

Taehyung 

You’re fine okay 

Don’t do this to yourself 

Didn’t you say he got a boner?

That must mean something right?

 

TaeTae

But what if we’re wrong and jumped to conclusions 

 

Jiminie 

My gut says otherwise

I mean let’s think about it 

Jungkook knows that you and I are dating and he’s probably freaking out about doing something wrong 

Do you want to maybe slow down a bit?

Maybe try to woo another member? 

 

TaeTae

Aren’t we being greedy trying to make the others joins our relationship? 

 

Jiminie

Yeah

 

TaeTae

...

Aren’t you going to continue with something comforting?

 

Jiminie

Nope

We’re actually being greedy and I’ve accepted it, so you should too

 

TaeTae

I guess

Where are you btw  

I went to your room but Seokjin-hyung was the only one in there 

He’s going through your porn history btw

 

Jiminie

Lol let him do as he pleases 

He let me go get you ice cream once we saw you were getting down because Yugyeom wasn’t letting you see jungkook

 

TaeTae

(≧∇≦)/

True soulmates indeed 

Whoa

Jimin

I didn’t know you were into piss play 

Wtf

 

Jiminie

NO TAE I’M NOT INTO THAT 

IT WAS GENUINE CURIOSITY 

LOOK AWAY TAETAE 

LOOK AWAY 

 

TaeTae

(ᗒᗜᗕ)՛̵̖

Hurry back baby!!