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Seokjin & The 6 Memes

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Yugyummy 🍕

Hey 

 

Kyunie-hyung 🐺

There's a queasy feeling in my gut and I don't like it 

 

Yugyummy 🍕

Hear me out okay

I have this theory

I've been thinking about this for the past year 

Literally what I think about 20/6

And I want to put it to the test but I need your help

Will you oh so kindly volunteer to make your lovely dongsaeng's life easier?

 

Kyunie-hyung 🐺

Should I be worried? 

I feel like I should

 

Yugyummy 🍕

We're meddling with a potential love life it's completely legal and doesn't involve physical death 

Although we might suffer the consequences some time in the future but I rather not worry about that particular fact rn

 

Kyunie-hyung 🐺

I mean I guess it doesn't sound that bad 

Drama is always a nice thing to be a part of as long as it's not firsthand 

 

Yugyummy 🍕

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU!!

Okay so this is what we're gonna do 

 

Kyunie-hyung 🐺

You already have this planned out?

 

Yugyummy 🍕

I wasn't kidding when I said I think about this 20/6

 

Kyunie-hyung 🐺

You must have a bad love life if you're so invested in someone else's

 

Yugyummy 🍕

Oh honey trust me my love life is perfectly fine 

Now don't answer

My plan is long and it’s gonna take a while to type it all out

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Changkyunie!!!

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Toilet-hyung 🐯

Wtf

WHEN DID YOU TAKE THAT???

 

Changkyunie!!!

Just now 

 

Toilet-hyung 🐯

WHY?

WHERE ARE YOU?

CAN I GET A FULL BODY PIC?

And how tf does Kookie have boobs

 

Changkyunie!!!

Oh wow I didn't think you'd be this desperate 

And it's called contour 

 

Toilet-hyung 🐯

What was that

 

Changkyunie!!!

You don't know what contour is? 

Do you not watch makeup tutorials? How do you not know what contour is? 

 

Toilet-hyung 🐯

Not that, the first part 

And I'll have you know I'm a perfect amount of desperate 

 

Changkyunie!!!

Mmmhhhmmmm

Anyway

Jungkook as a girl 

You like??

*wiggles eyebrows*

 

Toilet-hyung 🐯

Stop being an emo tumblr user pls it gives me secondhand embarrassment

And why do you wanna know if I find Jungkookie hot in a wig and contoured boobs

Are you gonna tell him???

 

Changkyunie!!!

Lol no I'm just asking 

We're going out tonight btw 

Gonna try to scam some old desperate dudes out of money they don't need 

 

Toilet-hyung 🐯

You guys are idols why do you need to scam people out of money?

 

Changkyunie!!!

Hey that's what Jungkook said lol

And it was Yugyeom's idea he's taking us to some club he heard had a lot of rich visitors

 

Toilet-hyung 🐯

...

What club?

 

Changkyunie!!!

Why do you wanna know

 

Toilet-hyung 🐯

There's nothing wrong with wanting to know where my cute maknae is going to with the devil's incarnates 

 

Changkyunie!!!

Wow rude

And I'll have you know I've won the 'World's Best Angel' award for two years now and hyungs said I'm in first place to win it again this year 

 

Toilet-hyung 🐯

Your hyungs are spoiling you with useless awards I hope you know that 

 

Changkyunie!!!

Well clearly your hyungs don't spoil you enough you bitter old man 

 

Toilet-hyung 🐯

Watch it 

Now tell me where you guys are headed 

 

Changkyunie!!!

Forget it I was gonna tell you but you insulted my rightfully earned award so now I'm not saying shit 

 

Toilet-hyung 🐯

WAIT I'M SORRY 

 

Changkyunie!!!

BYE 

 

Toilet-hyung 🐯

COME BACK!!

YOU BRAT DON'T LEAVE ME LIKE THIS 

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 Kyunie-hyung 🐺

I think Tae likes Jungkook but I can't be too sure 

We're gonna have to run more tests 

 

Yugyummy 🍕

Don't worry we have all the time in the world 

Let's leave this for another day tho I wanna hurry up and go enjoy myself for the night 

 

Kyunie-hyung 🐺

Yeah 

Where are you btw 

I went to the bathroom and you disappeared as soon as I was out 

Jungkook didn't even notice when you left apparently 

 

Yugyummy 🍕

I'm in the kitchen 

I was hungry so I came to look for a snack and found Hoseok-hyung making ramen 

He said he'd share it with me so here I am waiting patiently 

 

Kyunie-hyung 🐺

Oohh tell hyung to make one for me too

And Jungkook 

We'll be there in a few I'm gonna fix Jungkook's wig

 

Yugyummy 🍕 

Alrighty 

Don't take long or I'll eat your serving 

 

Kyunie-hyung 🐺

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