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Ash Ketchum added Brock Takeshi, Misty of the Waterflower, May Maple, Dawn Berlitz, Iris of Opelucid, Serena Romilly, and 35 others to the chat!

 

Ash Ketchum changed the chat name to 2BA MASTER Chat.

 

Ash Ketchum has banned Mom from 2BA MASTER Chat.

 

Ash Ketchum has banned Professor Oak from 2BA MASTER Chat.

 

Ash Ketchum has changed their name to Pikachoose you.

 

Misty of the Waterflower: ash its literaly 4 am what t eh FUCK

Pikachoose you: where u live maybe :p

Mallow Ma'o: !! A GROUPT CHAT!!!

Kiawe Kaki: Why

Brock Takeshi: ash its too late. or early i guess.

Sophocles Māmane: owo whats this?

Lillie of Aether: What is this?

Tracey Sketchit: I haven’t even brewed coffee yet, Ash.

Dawn Berlitz: new chat who dis?

Gary Oak: This is Cursed, I can already feel it in my bones.

Gary Oak: GDI Ash.

May Maple: ??/ w

Lana de la Pacifica: I don’t recognize all the names here.

May Maple: wht its 5

Lana de la Pacifica: Ash, how many friends do you even have?

Pikachoose you: I dunno a lot?? Lmao

Brock Takeshi: ash is every1s friend

Pikachoose you: Yeah! :)

Brock Takeshi: sadly.

Pikachoose you: rude :/

Dawn Berlitz: “and 35 others to the chat” ash what the f UCK

Cilan DeKooning: Jinkies, Scoob.

Clemont Citron: @Pikachoose you YOU FOOL

Pikachoose you: wtf Clemont???

Gary Oak: Accurate.

Misty of the Waterflower: fking mood

Clemont Citron: @Pikachoose you YOU ADDED BONNIES # TOO

Clemont Citron: TO THE CHAT

Dawn Berlitz: who dat

Clemont Citron: @Pikachoose you DELETE HER B4 SHE SEES THIS

Clemont Citron: SHES 2 YOUNG FOR THIS

Mallow Ma'o: lmaoooo rip

Lillie of Aether: Oh dear.

Pikachoose you: O H

May Maple: ash plz;;

Dawn Berlitz: w ait how old?

Brock Takeshi: ASH THINK OF THE CHILDREN

Clemont Citron: SHES 6

Dawn Berlitz: o shit

May Maple: oooo

Brock Takeshi: OH NO

Tracey Sketchit: Oh no!!

Mallow Ma'o: riperoni

Clemont Citron: @Pikachoose you DELETE DEELTE DELE TE

Misty of the Waterflower: A S H

Gary Oak: Dear Gods, Ash. You fool. You buffoon.

Clemont Citron: N O SHES ON

Bonnie Citron: ????

Sophocles Māmane: :0

Bonnie Citron: hi ash!

Kiawe Kaki: Welp.

May Maple: asdklf

Pikachoose you: uh hi bonnie

Pikachoose you: sorry but

Bonnie Citron: who r they?

 

Pikachoose you has banned Bonnie Citron from 2BA MASTER Chat.

 

Clemont Citron: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

May Maple: h u ogh

Mallow Ma'o: that’s rough, buddy.

Dawn Berlitz: mood

Pikachoose you: laksjfdlks

Brock Takeshi: that was The Worst.

Gary Oak: I knew it. This chat is Cursed.

Sophocles Māmane: Hello 911? I think Ive witnessed a murder

Misty of the Waterflower: 4am and already a fuckup

Pikachoose you: L ISTEN

Clemont Citron: IVE JUST LOST 10 YEARS OFF MY LIFESPAN GOOD GODS

Tracey Sketchit: I feel like I’ve just watched a full Greek tragedy play out before my eyes.

Lillie of Aether: Honestly.

Kiawe Kaki: Accurate.

Cilan DeKooning: That was so sad, Alexa, play Despacito.

Mallow Ma'o: lmao nice

Dawn Berlitz: ayyy

May Maple: m ood

Clemont Citron: @Pikachoose you NOW IVE GOT TO EXPLAIN THIS TO BONNIE

Serena Romilly: I feel like I should b more surprised at what just happened here b ut im not.

Pikachoose you: I’m sorry!!

Cilan DeKooning: lol yeah

Lillie of Aether: Very true.

Clemont Citron: SHES CRYING GTG

Brock Takeshi: OH NO

May Maple: noooo

 

< Clemont Citron is now offline >

 

Dawn Berlitz: rip :[

Serena Romilly: BONNIE!! D:

Pikachoose you: I M SORRY!!!!

 

Iris of Opelucid has changed their name to draGONE.

 

draGONE: U DONE GOOFED ASH

Gary Oak: Yep, classic Ash.

Tracey Sketchit: Poor girl!

draGONE: JUST BARELY CHECKD MY PHONE + LOOK WHAT U DID

Mallow Ma'o: press f to pay respects

Dawn Berlitz: f

Mallow Ma'o: f

May Maple: ff

Cilan DeKooning: F!

Tracey Sketchit: f?

Sophocles Māmane: fffff

Pikachoose you: b lz

Brock Takeshi: f

Kiawe Kaki: f

Misty of the Waterflower: its all ashs fault tho

Lillie of Aether: I don’t understand, but f?

Serena Romilly: </3 f

Lana de la Pacifica: f

draGONE: Im giving no f’s >:/

Cilan DeKooning: Iris, cmon.

Gary Oak: Ash doesn’t deserve respect, much less mine. Why would I start now?

Sophocles Māmane: OOH

Pikachoose you: G ARY

Dawn Berlitz: lmao

Mallow Ma'o: RIP

Brock Takeshi: y IKES

May Maple: o o f

draGONE: @Gary Oak I like you already.

Kiawe Kaki: Damn, that’s a sick burn.

Pikachoose you: why am i even surprised anymore

Cilan DeKooning: Iris

Gary Oak: @draGONE Thank you. A lot of people do.

Serena Romilly: Ash, do I have to kill Gary? [gun emoji]

Pikachoose you: I cant believe;;

Cilan DeKooning: [eyes emoji]

Dawn Berlitz: fiiiiight!

Gary Oak: Bring it.

Mallow Ma'o: ooh [eyes emoji]

Misty of the Waterflower: u can try serena. gods knows we have

Serena Romilly: I’ll Do It

Serena Romilly: Don’t Test Me [gun emoji]

Gary Oak: I’m a bad bitch, you can’t kill me.

Misty of the Waterflower: g ODS

Cilan DeKooning: big mood

Brock Takeshi: W h at???

Dawn Berlitz: lmao

Mallow Ma'o: noice

Pikachoose you: w AS THAT A VINE REFERENCE??

May Maple: haha holy shit

Kiawe Kaki: An iconic vine.

Gary Oak: Obviously.

Kiawe Kaki: Incredible.

Serena Romilly: @Gary Oak …you’ll live.

Serena Romilly: For now.

Gary Oak: @Serena Romilly Thanks, I guess.

Pikachoose you: I CANT BELIEVE WE’VE COME TO THE DAY THAT GARY OPENLY MEMES

Tracey Sketchit: I can.

Tracey Sketchit: Gary constantly memes when he comes to Oak Labs.

Gary Oak: Lies and Slander.

Misty of the Waterflower: thats so Cursed

Dawn Berlitz: lol

Sophocles Māmane: iconic

Brock Takeshi: I can’t believe it.

Brock Takeshi: but then again I can.

Lillie of Aether: @Gary Oak Um, excuse me…This is quite a lot for me to process. That you, The Gary Oak, ‘memes’ like any other millennial.

Mallow Ma'o: wait Lill, is this Gary guy important??

Pikachoose you: LMAOOOO

Mist of the Waterflower: H A

Brock Takeshi: Hoo boy.

May Maple: i sPIT

Dawn Berlitz: im shooketh

Gary Oak: I

Gary Oak: I’m Professor Oak’s grandson.

Pikachoose you: i cant believe weve come 2 the day some1 doesn’t know who Gary is

Pikachoose you: im LIVING

Sophocles Māmane: Mallow u can’t just ask who Gary Oak is!!! wth

Tracey Sketchit: I feel like I’m watching a train crash and I just…can’t look away.

Lana de la Pacifica: Sounds about right.

Dawn Berlitz: big mood

Kiawe Kaki: Gods save us.

Mallow Ma'o: ok sooooo ur a guy that just rides on ur grandpas fame??? lame :/

Lillie of Aether: Mallow! You can’t say those type of things!

Cilan DeKooning: Zoinks, Scoob.

draGONE: Damn, get a waterfall for that sick burn.

Gary Oak: I’m also a two-time Pokémon League winner and a published, well-respected researcher.

Gary Oak: Thank you very much.

Misty of the Waterflower: damn tht was quick

Brock Takeshi: Pretty fast response time, yeah.

Tracey Sketchit: I’m surprised there wasn’t more, honestly.

draGONE: Still professional thru it all. I respect that.

Gary Oak: @draGONE You. You are the only worthwhile person here.

Gary Oak: And the Lillie girl.

Lillie of Aether: I…I am honored!

Pikachoose you: @Lillie of Aether plz dont be

Pikachoose you: Ive known Gary since diapers, u can take my word on it

Dawn Berlitz: pics or it didnt happen

Gary Oak: @Pikachoose you Your opinion doesn’t count, Ash. You’re not nearly to my level.

Misty of the Waterflower: well I am, and ashs p accurate

Brock Takeshi: Yeah, I actually agree with Ash here.

Tracey Sketchit: Sorry Gary, but I’ve seen every single one of your baby photos in existence.

Tracey Sketchit: I cannot take you seriously anymore.

Dawn Berlitz: [eyes emoji]

Cilan DeKooning: [eyes emoji]

Mallow Ma'o: [eyes emoji]

Sophocles Māmane: [eyes emoji]

May Maple: [eyes emoji]

Serena Romilly: [eyes emoji]

draGONE: Interesting… [eyes emoji]

Pikachoose you: lol, try living by the guy fr 10 yrs Tracey

Gary Oak: Lies and Slander.

Misty of the Waterflower: ah, the smell of sweet blackmail

Drew LaRousse: hey you FUCKS its FIVE in the FUCKING morning, the absolute ASS CRACK OF DAWN, so why on RAYQUAZAS GREEN EARTH is any1 up right now???

May Maple: lmao hey babe!

May Maple: <3

Brock Takeshi: Good question.

Drew LaRousse: May?

Drew LaRousse: why the FUCK r u up rn??

Misty of the Waterflower: big ol mood

May Maple: :(

May Maple: not my fault!!

Gary Oak: Blame Ash.

Drew LaRousse: ah

Drew LaRousse: also

Drew LaRousse: <3 u may

May Maple: !!

May Maple: :) <3 u 2

Sophocles Māmane: wrow

Mallow Ma'o: dawww

Dawn Berlitz: wow whipped

Dawn Berlitz: nice catch may

May Maple: lol thnx dawn

Pikachoose you: wait may

Pikachoose you: since whenve u and drew dated???

Misty of the Waterflower: I M

May Maple:

Drew LaRousse:

Dawn Berlitz: alskLAJSDLS

Brock Takeshi: Ash, seriously?

Cilan DeKooning: Ash, that’s just sad.

May Maple: like 3 yrs ago

Serena Romilly: I’m so baffled right now.

May Maple: ash im p sure I told you???

draGONE: ASH ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

Gary Oak: Alright, that’s just ridiculous.

Lana de la Pacifica: Yikes.

Pikachoose you: …listen

Dawn Berlitz: b u st ed

Tracey Sketchit: This is honestly an all-time low.

Mallow Ma'o: lmaoooo

Cilan DeKooning: Zoinks

Gary Oak: It really is.

Pikachoose you: L ISTEN!!

Gary Oak: And I didn’t know Ash could get any lower.

Kiawe Kaki: It’s actually impressive.

Drew LaRousse: may… WHY r ur friends like this

May Maple: beats me

Misty of the Waterflower: thats just how it be in this bitch of a world

Pikachoose you: I invited all my friends to a fun group chat, and this is the thanks I get…

Pikachoose you: I feel so betrayed;;

Drew LaRousse: Groudons balls all these ppl r ur friends???

Pikachoose you: Yeah!!!

Gary Oak: Somehow.

Pikachoose you: >:/

Drew LaRousse: theres like 12 of u here

Pikachoose you: ur just jealous gary!!

Kiawe Kaki: From what I can tell, there’s about 15 to 18 users in this convo.

Lillie of Aether: It is actually closer to 40 people who were added to this chat.

Dawn Berlitz: ye

Drew LaRousse: GOOD GODS

Serena Romilly: Woah.

draGONE: h o ly

draGONE: ?? HOW???

Cilan DeKooning: I’d say jeepers, but I already knew this lol

Tracey Sketchit: Ash is a surprisingly charismatic person, it seems.

Brock Takeshi: Ash just gets along with people really well.

draGONE: Sounds fake, but ok.

Misty of the Waterflower: big mood

Sophocles Māmane: oh worm?

Pikachoose you: H EY

Dawn Berlitz: lmao

Mallow Ma'o: lolol

Pikachoose you: ALSDJFLKS

Drew LaRousse: anyways may? go the FUCK to sleep

May Maple: lol ok

May Maple: cya guys

Misty of the Waterflower: oh same

Dawn Berlitz: bye may!!

Mallow Ma'o: bye u 2!!

May Maple: l8r!

 

< May Maple is now offline >

 

< Drew LaRousse is now offline >

 

Sophocles Māmane: twu love

Brock Takeshi: Yeah, I think I’m going too.

Brock Takeshi: It’s past 4:30am here.

Tracey Sketchit: True.

Kiawe Kaki: That’s fair.

Cilan DeKooning: Zoinks that’s early…

Misty of the Waterflower: ash ur ded to me

 

< Misty of the Waterflower is now offline >

 

Lillie of Aether: It was nice meeting you!

Pikachoose you: mISTY

Lana de la Pacifica: You’re all valid.

Mallow Ma'o: mood

Dawn Berlitz: worm

Brock Takeshi: Bye all!

Sophocles Māmane: byee

Mallow Ma'o: bye!!

draGONE: Anyone who’s at an insane time zone, get some sleep!

Pikachoose you: Bye!!

 

< Brock Takeshi is now offline >

 

Dawn Berlitz: k bye

Dawn Berlitz: its 6 still lol

 

< Dawn Berlitz is now offline >

 

Tracey Sketchit: I better go and convince Gary to actually sleep.

Gary Oak: You can certainly Try.

Pikachoose you: gary uve;;; been up this whole time???

Gary Oak: I never went to sleep.

Pikachoose you: W H

Gary Oak: Sleep is for the weak.

Mallow Ma'o: oh mood?

Serena Romilly: Strangely accurate

Cilan DeKooning: Sleep? I don’t know her.

Lillie of Aether: That sounds unhealthy!

draGONE: Terrible, but also valid.

Sophocles Māmane: lol

Tracey Sketchit: That’s Gary in a nutshell.

Pikachoose you: ALSKDFJKASL

Gary Oak: Lies.

Tracey Sketchit: Truth.

Mallow Ma'o: lmaooo

Gary Oak: Ugh, I’m not doing this.

Gary Oak: Smell ya later, losers.

 

< Gary Oak is now offline >

 

Tracey Sketchit: Good.

Tracey Sketchit: Looks like I win again :)

Pikachoose you: IM SHOOK

Sophocles Māmane: wrow

draGONE: I’m impressed!

Mallow Ma'o: that smiley looks so evil lol

Pikachoose you: SINCE WHEN COULD U DO THAT TRACEY?????

Tracey Sketchit: Oh, for a while now :)

Serena Romilly: Good.

Sophocles Māmane: nice

Pikachoose you: too powerful;;

Tracey Sketchit: Anyways, I’m off too!

Mallow Ma'o: oof

Tracey Sketchit: It was nice talking to you all!

Cilan DeKooning: You too!!

Sophocles Māmane: byeee

draGONE: Same!

Pikachoose you: BYE TRACEY

Mallow Ma'o: bye!!

 

< Tracey Sketchit is now offline >

 

Lana de la Pacifica: It’s getting late here, I think I’m going to sleep too.

Serena Romilly: Really?

Mallow Ma'o: lana!!

Mallow Ma'o: its barely 10!

draGONE: Wow, that’s early.

Kiawe Kaki: There’s a lot I need to do on our ranch before school starts, so I’m hitting the hay too.

Serena Romilly: I’m jealous.

Lana de la Pacifica: I have to wake up at dawn to help at the docks.

Pikachoose you: aw! :[

Lana de la Pacifica: It’s way past my bedtime.

Lillie of Aether: It is rather late!

Cilan DeKooning: That’s a lot of responsibility! Get a good night’s rest!

Mallow Ma'o: oh yeah :(

Mallow Ma'o: sucks but go sleep!!!

Sophocles Māmane: cya at school then!

draGONE: Yeah, go to sleep guys!

Lillie of Aether: Eight hours is the recommended amount of sleep for the average person!

Lana de la Pacifica: Bye.

 

< Lana de la Pacifica is now offline >

 

Kiawe Kaki: We’ll talk later, then.

 

< Kiawe Kaki is now offline >

 

Lillie of Aether: It’s been a pleasure, but I will go as well!

Mallow Ma'o: awwww u 2 Lil? :(

Pikachoose you: ok bye lillie!

draGONE: Good that you’re all responsible!

Lillie of Aether: Thank you for this interesting experience, everyone.

Lillie of Aether: Yes, I would like the proper amount of sleep, Mallow.

Lillie of Aether: Goodbye!

Mallow Ma'o: fiiine

 

< Lillie of Aether is now offline >

 

Sophocles Māmane: ugh g2g

Mallow Ma'o: u too???

Sophocles Māmane: moms yellin 4 me 2 go 2 bed

Cilan DeKooning: Ruh roh

Sophocles Māmane: l8r

Pikachoose you: rip

Mallow Ma'o: l8r!!

Pikachoose you: l8r!

 

< Sophocles Māmane is now offline >

 

Cilan DeKooning: Wow, everyone just dropped like flies these past 10 minutes.

Pikachoose you: I cant believe my chat is p much fucking dead;;

Mallow Ma'o: rip in rip, ash

draGONE: Maybe if you didn’t make a chat when half your friends are in the Eastern hemisphere and its insanely early over there

draGONE: This wouldn’t have happened

Mallow Ma’o: lmao

Pikachoose you: aklsjdflas don’t call me out like this;;

Serena Romilly: She’s actually got a point, Ash.

Cilan DeKooning: Iris often does.

Pikachoose you: l i sten

Pikachoose you:

Pikachoose you: ok nevermind Ive got nothin

Mallow Ma’o: ripperoni

Cilan DeKooning: loooool

Serena Romilly: How about we take a break?? This chat’s been going for nearly an hour.

Mallow Ma’o: Good thinking!

Pikachoose you: ooooh ye ok

Cilan DeKooning: I need to help w/ lunch, so this is perfect.

Mallow Ma’o: I dont sleep, so this is perfect :p

draGONE: Sounds terrible, can’t relate.

Serena Romilly: Same.

Pikachoose you: ffff well brb!!

 

< Pikachoose you is now idle >

 

 

 

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Mallow Ma'o has changed their name to Green Day ™.

 

Green Day ™ changed the chat name to Green Is Not A Creative Color.

 

Green Day ™: My city now.

Cilan DeKooning: alkdsfj

Cilan DeKooning: Incredible

Green Day ™: u got an idea for ur chat name??

Cilan DeKooning: Let me think on it.

Green Day ™: valid

Green Day ™: man i wish i could scroll thru the chat names

Green Day ™: and knew who tf all these ppl r

Green Day ™: hmmmmmm

Green Day ™: @Paul Petrov @Bianca White @Jessie Musashi @James Kojiro who tf r ya’ll?

Green Day ™: Also why is there a pokemon here too @Meowth ???

Green Day ™: wait, some of thes names look familiar…

 

James Kojiro has changed the chat name to Team Rocket HQ.

 

Jessie Musashi: Prepare for trouble!

James Kojiro: And make it double!

Green Day ™: W H??

Jessie Musashi: To protect the world from devastation!

James Kojiro: To unite all people within our nation!

Green Day ™: @Pikachoose you ASH H ELP

Jessie Musashi: To denounce the evils of truth and love!

James Kojiro: To extend our reach to the stars above!

Jessie Musashi: It’s Jessie!

James Kojiro: And James!

Green Day ™: @Cilan DeKooning @DraGONE @Serena Romilly ITS TEAM ROCKET, GUYS

Jessie Musashi: Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light!

James Kojiro: Surrender now, or prepare to fight!

Meowth: Meowth, that’s right!

Green Day ™: WHO EVEN INVITED U HERE???

Jessie Musashi: It’s rude to interrupt, twerp!

James Kojiro: Didn’t your mother teach you any manners?

Green Day ™: 1st ofall, i dont have a mom

Green Day ™: 2nd, fuk u???

James Kojiro: Yikes.

Jessie Musashi: YOU WANNA GO, TWERPETTE?

Green Day ™: @Pikachoose you @Pikachoose you @Pikachoose you

Serena Romilly: TEAM ROCKET??

draGONE: wHO INVITED U 3

draGONE: @Pikachoose you U DUMBASS

Cilan DeKooning: Zoinks!

Pikachoose you:

Jessie Musashi: IM NOT DONE TALKING TO U @Green Day ™

Pikachoose you: o hhhh no;;

Green Day ™: FINALLY!

Serena Romilly: Ash, WHY are Team Rocket here in this chat????

Jessie Musashi: I WILL DESTROY YOU, TWERPETTE.

Pikachoose you: Um

Pikachoose you: listen;; I can explain;;;

Cilan DeKooning: Inviting our mortal enemies seems counter-intuitive.

Meowth: We were invited here fairs and squares, twerps!

James Kojiro: Yeah, this is our chat now!

Jessie Musashi: DAMN STRAIGHT!

Meowth: Yeah!

Green Day ™: nuh uh!!!

Serena Romilly: Your guys’ logic is so backwards…

James Kojiro: We built this chat on rock and roll!

Cilan DeKooning: Ooh, nice song choice.

James Kojiro: !! Thank you!

James Kojiro: Good to see kids appreciating proper music these days.

Jessie Musashi: James not now!

James Kojiro: oh

James Kojiro: right

Meowth: lol

James Kojiro: sorry jess

Serena Romilly: This is so surreal…

Pikachoose you: hey uhhhhh Team Rocket, could u guys be cool for a sec?

Jessie Musashi: We’re always cool, twerp!

James Kojiro: Yeah!

Meowth: That’s right!

Pikachoose you: I dont appreciate you taking over my chat :[

Cilan DeKooning: Yes, it’s all quite rude!

draGONE: Ash, do u think politely asking them will ACTUALLY WORK???

Pikachoose you: Well, maybe??

draGONE: ITS NEVER WORKED B4

Green Day ™: alskAKLSJD

Serena Romilly: It really hasn’t.

Green Day ™: OK but this doesnt rly explain why ash put them in the chat

Green Day ™: or why he had their #s in the 1st place??

Cilan DeKooning: True!

Pikachoose you: listen its;;; a Long story;;;

Jessie Musashi: It’s a story spanning across the years!

James Kojiro: And at least seven generations!

Meowth: We’ve known this twerp since he was 10.

Meowth: He’s annoyin to get around but he’s familiar to us by nows.

Jessie Musashi: At this point it’d be weird if he WASN’T around to fuck us up, honestly.

James Kojiro: True! You can’t live with him, but you can’t really live without him.

Pikachoose you: Awwww, I didnt know u 3 cared!!

Green Day ™: W HAT

Meowth: Not a chance!

Jessie Musashi: We don’t, twerp.

James Kojiro: ‘Care’ is a strong word…

Green Day ™: ARE THESE 3 REALLY TEAM ROCKET??

draGONE: This is?? SO fucking weird??

Serena Romilly: I thought I was having a fever dream but I pinched myself and I’m still here.

Green Day ™: MOOD

Cilan DeKooning: Jinkies, this is…unexpected.

Serena Romilly: @Pikachoose you Explain. Now.

Pikachoose you: well uhhh

Pikachoose you: its true that team rocket are pretty bad but

Pikachoose you: theyve actually helped me before???

Green Day ™: sounds fake but ok

Serena Romilly: same

Cilan DeKooning: Mood?

Pikachoose you: alksjdlks

draGONE: A big ol’ mood.

James Kojiro: Hey, we’re not bad all the time!!

Jessie Musashi: Yeah! We only steal Pokémon for profit!

Jessie Musashi: That doesn’t mean we’re total monsters, twerps.

Meowth: Except for me, but that’s cuz I’m a pocket monster!

Cilan DeKooning: Huh. That’s technically true.

draGONE: G ODS, what a crock of shit ya’ll’re spilling.

Serena Romilly: You’re still a part of an evil organization!

Pikachoose you: theyre not the worst!!

draGONE: ASH THEY’VE CONSTANTLY TRIED TO STEAL OUR POKEMON

Green Day ™: team rocket are BAD GUYS!

Cilan DeKooning: Well…I mean…

Serena Romilly: I’m pretty sure they’ve like endangered hundreds of lives :/

Cilan DeKooning: We DID end up stopping them each time?

draGONE: True, but that DOESN’T MAKE IT RIGHT??

Serena Romilly: They are incompetent…

Pikachoose you: look, theyve never killed anyone

draGONE: WOW!!! GREAT!!!

draGONE: THEY HAVENT KILLED ANYONE!!

Green Day ™: K I L L ED? ?? ?

draGONE: GOLDEN STAR FOR THEM!!

Serena Romilly: Really low standards, there.

James Kojiro: Hey, we’re just thieves! Not murderers!

draGONE: WHOOP DE DOO!

Jessie Musashi: Even we wouldn’t stoop that low!

Pikachoose you: and considering how many bad guys ive fought that wanted to take over the world or kill a nation or other wild stuff

Pikachoose you: team rocket is actually p decent?

James Kojiro: THANK you!

James Kojiro: Finally, someone gets it!

Cilan DeKooning: They DO end up doing only minimal damage with their schemes, so there’s that.

Meowth: See, we’s been tellin yous all this time!

draGONE: …they did help stop Genesect that one time I guess :/

Jessie Musashi: You’ve got to have a little more faith in us, twerps!

Green Day ™: @Pikachoose you I STILL dont get why u have their #s!!!

Pikachoose you: just

Pikachoose you: theyve saved my life a buncha times

Pikachoose you: while I was dragged into helping rare legendary pokémon

Jessie Musashi: You really do get into a lot of trouble, you know.

James Kojiro: Yeah, those legendary Pokémon are crazy about you!

Green Day ™: woah srsly??

draGONE: Gods, no kidding.

Pikachoose you: y;;yeah;;; haha;;;

Pikachoose you: idk why it keeps on happenin ya’ll

Serena Romilly: Huh. I’d thought it was just Kalos.

Meowth: I don’t really gets it either, but we’re always dragged in the middle of it all twos.

Cilan DeKooning: @Serena Romilly No, it’s happened in Unova too.

Pikachoose you: tell me about it

Pikachoose you: its been happening 2 me since I was 10!!!!

Cilan DeKooning: jinkies

Pikachoose you: nyways

Pikachoose you: they even helped save my mom frm a crystal castle made by unknown!!

Pikachoose you: if nothin else, theyve done that

Jessie Musashi: Huh, I remember that.

James Kojiro: Yeah, we had to ride on your Charizard!

draGONE: So they’ve done a handful of good things.

draGONE: That doesn’t make up for 7 years of bad things, Ash.

Green Day ™: Yeah!!!

Serena Romilly: It really doesn’t :/

Meowth: Who’s asking you anyways?!

Pikachoose you: I just thought, well

Pikachoose you: u never know when u need help;;

draGONE: So you’d ask TEAM ROCKET 4 HELP??

Pikachoose you: theyve helped when it counts!!

Pikachoose you: at this point were sorta frenemies?

Jessie Musashi: No, you’re our #1 enemy!

James Kojiro: Yeah, totally! #1 frenemy!

Green Day ™: alsjdklakjs

Serena Romilly: Oh my gods;;

draGONE: W TF

Cilan DeKooning: The Duality of Man, folks.

Pikachoose you: like, I wouldnt call them if i needed to move a couch or anythin but

Jessie Musashi: And you better not, twerp!

Meowth: We ain’t no pack mudbrays!

Pikachoose you: if i needed to save my mom again, yeah? id totally call em?

James Kojiro: Your mother really is a darling, it’d be a shame if she ever got hurt!

Jessie Musashi: J A MES

Jessie Musashi: We’re supposed to be COOL and MENACING!

James Kojiro: But you know I’m right! :(

Green Day ™: alkfdjlask iconic

draGONE: ??? oh??? my gods???

Jessie Musashi: As Team Rocket, we can’t be nice!

James Kojiro: She even gave Meowth some Poké treats!

Meowth:

Pikachoose you: yeah, my mom’s the best! :DDD

Meowth: That don’t mean you gotta say it!

Jessie Musashi: U g h

Jessie Musashi: Fine.

James Kojiro: !!

Jessie Musashi: Twerp, your mom is cool, and we’d def save her if u called.

Pikachoose you: ! :0

Pikachoose you: awww thnx!!!

James Kojiro: No problem! :)

Jessie Musashi: Don’t mention it.

Jessie Musashi: literally

Jessie Musashi: don’t

draGONE: I

Jessie Musashi: ever

draGONE: I don’t even know what to say.

Meowth: I’d only do it to get more of those Poké treats, you hears?

Pikachoose you: u guys are great!

Pikachoose you: :DDD

Cilan DeKooning: Team Rocket members show up in a group chat! What comes next will warm your heart!

Green Day ™: laksjlkdl ac c urate

draGONE: this is the Weirdest shit I stg…

Serena Romilly: Wow, Ash, your mom really must be amazing

Serena Romilly: if even Team Rocket likes her.

Pikachoose you: My mom’s just the best!

Pikachoose you: u gotta meet her someday, Serena! :D

Serena Romilly:

Serena Romilly: hhhh o kay;;

Serena Romilly: maybe some day;;;

Jessie Musashi: What’s that I smell?

James Kojiro: Is that love in the air?

Meowth: What a pair!

Pikachoose you: ??

Serena Romilly: asjklfdks

Green Day ™: [eyes emoji]

Cilan DeKooning: [eyes emoji]

Serena Romilly: [gun emoji] time to murder team rocket i guess!!!

Pikachoose you: serena NO, no murder! D:

Green Day ™: aksjdfalkj

Cilan DeKooning: [eyes emoji]

draGONE: Oh, mood?

Meowth: We’s just saying it how it is!

James Kojiro: I’m too beautiful to die young!

Jessie Musashi: I’m a bad bitch, you can’t kill me!

Pikachoose you: ajslkds

Green Day ™: A+ meme usage 10/10

Serena Romilly: @Jessie Musashi [gun emoji] I won’t hesitate, bitch…

Jessie Musashi: @Green Day ™ ur ok twerpett

Pikachoose you: serenaaaa plz stop gunning every1 i know

Jessie Musashi: @Serena Romilly TIME TO THROW DOWN

Serena Romilly: sorry ash, no can do

Jessie Musashi: JAMES, HOLD MY EARRINGS

James Kojiro: jess plz dont throw down

Jessie Musashi: U ASKED FOR THIS HOE DOWN THROW DOWN

James Kojiro: jESS N O

Serena Romilly: bring it

Meowth: I can’t believe Jessie’s gonna fist fight an actual kid.

draGONE: I can :/

Green Day ™: lmaoooo

Cilan DeKooning: Jinkies, this has gone off the rails again!

Bianca White: ???

Jessie Musashi: @Serena Romilly WHERE U AT SO I CAN KICK UR ASS?

Bianca White: ummmmm, do I even wanna know?

draGONE: BIANCA!!!

Cilan DeKooning: Hey there, Bianca!

Serena Romilly: im in hoenn, hoe

Pikachoose you: Hey Bianca!

draGONE: u REALLY dont, trust me

Pikachoose you: im;;; rly sorry bout this

Bianca White: ok!

Bianca White: fair enough!

Jessie Musashi: WHO THE FUCK ARE U?

Bianca White: ??

James Kojiro: jess plz dont yell

Bianca White: my names right there?

James Kojiro: think of the children!

Green Day ™: ohhhh lol i think i pinged you earlier

Green Day ™: whoops

Jessie Musashi: FUCK THE CHILDREN!

draGONE: W HOOPS????

draGONE: U DRAGGED BIANCA INTO THIS!!!

Bianca White: @Jessie Musashi well now, ur just rude!

Jessie Musashi:

Pikachoose you: oo ooooh no;;

Green Day ™: haha welp

James Kojiro: jess;;

Meowth: lol

Cilan DeKooning: This is a disaster and I’m so, so sorry @Bianca White.

draGONE: Bianca, just. Go and save urself.

draGONE: plz

Bianca White: well, im real curious now!

Jessie Musashi: @Serena Romilly i’ll come back to u later hoe

James Kojiro: Jessie what

Jessie Musashi: @Bianca White so W HERE U AT?

draGONE: DO NT ANSWER HER

draGONE: DONT

Bianca White: I mean, its common knowledge?

Cilan DeKooning: B IANCA

 

Pikachoose you has banned Jessie Musashi from Team Rocket HQ.

 

James Kojiro: j ess

James Kojiro: ?!!

Meowth: Jessie!

Pikachoose you: IVE GOT MOD POWERS AND IM NOT AFRAID TO USE EM!!

draGONE: o h THANK G ODS

Pikachoose you: [gun emoji]

Green Day ™: holy shit

Cilan DeKooning: Zoinks!

Serena Romilly: Wow, Ash just killed 1/3 of Team Rocket.

draGONE: ASH IS FINALLY DOING SOMETHING RIGHT

James Kojiro: hey that wasn’t fair!

Bianca White: awww whyd u ban her? :(

Pikachoose you: this chat has been outta control 4 too dang long!!

Serena Romilly: well I mean, ur not wrong

Cilan DeKooning: True?

Green Day ™: lmao its been Wild from the start bro

draGONE: Yeah!!!

Green Day ™: who u tryna kid

Pikachoose you: @James Kojiro @Meowth she was trying to pick too many fights!!

draGONE: This should’ve happened before tbh!!

Pikachoose you: if u guys wont behave, i’ll ban u 2! >:[

Serena Romilly: Oh, he’s using the Angry Face

Meowth: We didn’t do nothin!

Serena Romilly: Team Rocket’s in for it now…

James Kojiro: Well, I mean…he’s,,, pretty right about that

Meowth: J A MES

James Kojiro: You know I’m right!!!

Pikachoose you: I heckin am!

Meowth: That don’t mean you gotta say it!

Bianca White: i dunno it seemed sorta fun haha

draGONE: Why don’t you just ban all of them?

Pikachoose you:

Green Day ™: yeah???

Pikachoose you: listen

Pikachoose you: I dont wanna ban em outright

draGONE: w HAT

Serena Romilly: What?!

Green Day ™: W H A T

Meowth: YES

Cilan DeKooning: Que?!

James Kojiro: Thank goodness!

Pikachoose you: call me a sap but!! itd be weird if they werent

Pikachoose you: here

draGONE: ASH THIS IS A TERRIBLE IDEA!!!

James Kojiro: aww :’)

draGONE: YOU’LL BE FEEDING THE ENEMIES INTEL!!!

Serena Romilly: Ash I agree, this is Bad.

Green Day ™: but all we do is meme here?

Green Day ™: like wHAT intel they gon get lmao

Cilan DeKooning: True?

Pikachoose you: point!

Pikachoose you: sides its not like theyll hang around the chat much anyways w/ how much they scheme lol

Bianca White: i think they make things entertainin!! :)

draGONE: B I anca

draGONE: bianca plz

Meowth: We swear, we’ll stay outta ya hairs!

James Kojiro: We’ll be on our best behavior!

Serena Romilly: Suspicion™

Pikachoose you: even jessie?

James Kojiro: Even Jessie!

draGONE: I don’t trust em at far as I can throw em :/

Serena Romilly: same

Cilan DeKooning: same

Green Day ™: same lol

Bianca White: same!

James Kojiro: kalsdjl

James Kojiro: Listen!!!

Meowth: Just give us a chance!

Pikachoose you: yeah cmon guys!

draGONE: :/

Serena Romilly: SUSPICION™

Green Day ™: mood

Cilan DeKooning: …No fault in trying?

Pikachoose you: That’s the spirit! :]

Cilan DeKooning: I mean, what’s the worst that can happen?

draGONE: alksdjas

Serena Romilly: Oh no.

draGONE: UVE JUST CURSED US CILAN

Green Day ™: looool

Bianca White: I hope uve knocked on wood!

Cilan DeKooning: I did! Our cabinets are dark wood :)

Meowth: Sounds fancy.

James Kojiro: Ooh, what type?

Cilan DeKooning: Walnut!

James Kojiro: I’m partial to mahogany myself.

Cilan DeKooning: A very classy choice!

draGONE: What type of weirdass alternate universe have I just been dropped into??

Green Day ™: i blame ash lol

Serena Romilly: Yeah, I agree.

Meowth: I shouldn’t even bees surprised, but I am!

James Kojiro: Not many people talk about interior decorating, Meowth.

James Kojiro: Let me live :(

Meowth: That’s the gayest thing you’s said in the past hour.

James Kojiro: alksdfjla

Green Day ™: oh mood?

Cilan DeKooning: Big Mood!

James Kojiro: Well excuse me for being pan!!!

Meowth: Almost wrote “ever said” but you say gayer stuffs every 10 mins.

Green Day ™: me every day

James Kojiro: i m

Cilan DeKooning: tbh same

draGONE: …Mood.

Pikachoose you: aklsdj r o a sted

James Kojiro: This is homophobia!!!

Bianca White: !

Green Day ™: loooool

Cilan DeKooning: alksdjfla

Bianca White: @Meowth plz apologize

Meowth: ????

Bianca White: uve hurt ur friend! :(

Bianca White: that isnt very nice darlin!

Meowth:

draGONE: bianca

James Kojiro: yeah Meowth ;(

Green Day ™: alskdfja

draGONE: bianca, sweetie

Serena Romilly: w h

Green Day ™: I M SHITTING M Y SELF

Cilan DeKooning: Bianca, dear, he didn’t mean it.

Meowth: sorry I thinks I got a hernea just now

Pikachoose you: alkdfjlas

Bianca White: …oh.

Meowth: It’s all jokes, twerpette.

draGONE: lkajldk bianca o hm y gods

Bianca White: well

Bianca White: still!

Bianca White: support your friends! >:(

Pikachoose you: yeah!!!! :D

Green Day ™: a Mood in this chilis 2nite!

Cilan DeKooning: Drink that support friends juice!!!

draGONE: Bianca ur way too sweet

Serena Romilly: Support! Your! Friends!

James Kojiro: @Bianca White You are a sweetheart and I support you!

Bianca White: !!

Bianca White: thank you!!

James Kojiro: See Meowth!! I deserve more Respect.

Cilan DeKooning: Bianca really is The Sweetest.

Meowth: I put up with this pan disaster every days of my life

Meowth: that’s the most supports he’s gonna get!

James Kojiro: R00d.

draGONE: Me @ me every day tbh.

Green Day ™: a big bi mood

Cilan DeKooning: Oh worm?

Pikachoose you: alksdjlka

Pikachoose you: anyways!

 

Pikachoose you added Jessie Musashi to the chat!

 

Serena Romilly: ?!

draGONE: A S H

Jessie Musashi: SURPRISE BITCH

James Kojiro: !!

draGONE: NO

Jessie Musashi: BETCHA THOUGHT U SAW THE LASTO F ME

Green Day ™: wrow

Cilan DeKooning: Zoinks!

James Kojiro: Jessie’s back!!!

Pikachoose you: @Jessie Musashi this is ur first offens

Jessie Musashi: NO, UR A FIRST OFFENSE!

James Kojiro: j e s s

draGONE: ASH WHY D U BRING HER BACK??

Pikachoose you: if u don’t stop picking fights im kickin u again from chat

Pikachoose you: that goes 4 u 2, james n meowth!!

James Kojiro: Duly noted!

Meowth: Fine by me.

James Kojiro: Jess?

Jessie Musashi:

Jessie Musashi: FINE.

Pikachoose you: great!!

draGONE: W H Y THO.

Green Day ™: plot twist lol

Pikachoose you: bc!!

Pikachoose you: ever1 deserves a 2nd chance!!

Bianca White: theyll keep things real entertainin!

draGONE: Ash they’ve had like 700 chances!!!!

Pikachoose you: but not in the chat!

Cilan DeKooning: That’s true?

draGONE: G O DS

Serena Romilly: …I’d say I’m surprised, but. Considering how forgiving Ash is, I’m not.

Green Day ™: i guess wlcome 2 the chat team rocket :p

James Kojiro: Aw, thanks!

Meowth: Sure.

Pikachoose you: yeah welcome!!

draGONE: WELCOME TO HELL!! WELCOME TO HELL!! WELCOME TO HELL!!

Jessie Musashi: …Thanks I guess.

Pikachoose you: dont keep screwin it up!!

Meowth: I wouldn’t keep my hopes up, twerps.

James Kojiro: Yeah, screwing up is our specialty!

Green Day ™: what a Mood

Jessie Musashi: More like James’, but sure.

James Kojiro: ;akjdsfkla

Green Day ™: lolol

Meowth: True.

James Kojiro: BE TRA Y AL

Serena Romilly: It’s def a Team Rocket specialty.

draGONE: Nah, it’s a Team Rocket specialty.

Serena Romilly: Wh

draGONE: JYNX

draGONE: U OWE ME A SODA

Green Day ™: damn, smooth

Pikachoose you: haha n ice

GrassGay: Nice.

Serena Romilly: A what

draGONE: …you know?? A soda??

Serena Romilly: Please explain.

Pikachoose you: akldjkals

Bianca White: a pop! soda pop!

Serena Romilly:

Serena Romilly: Can you be more specific?

Cilan DeKooning: Do people in Kalos really not know what a soda is…?

Pikachoose you: serena b lz;;;

draGONE: Uhhhh, a Coke?

Serena Romily: ??? Like? The drug?

draGONE: N O

Jessie Musashi: YES

James Kojiro: JESS LAKJFLDSJ

draGONE: like the canned fizzy drink!!!

Pikachoose you: S E RE NA

Serena Romilly: Ah.

Green Day ™: what do ppl in kalos call it?

Serena Romilly: Un soda.

draGONE:

Green Day ™:

Cilan DeKooning:

Pikachoose you: lkasjdlf

Jessie Musashi:

James Kojiro:

Meowth:

Bianca White:

Serena Romilly: I was just fucking with you lmao.

Pikachoose you: I M WHEE ZING

Green Day ™: asdfjls

Jessie Musashi: Holy shit

Bianca White: ohhhhh

draGONE:

draGONE: You got me good.

Cilan DeKooning: G ODS I should ve K NOWN THIS I M

Cilan DeKooning: FLDJFLAJSK

Bianca White: cilan?

James Kojiro: You alright there??

Cilan DeKooning: N O

draGONE: Mood

Pikachoose you: haha yeah, doesn’t ur restaurant sell kalos food??

Cilan DeKooning: YES

Cilan DeKooning: W E’RE ALSO SUPPOSED 2 KNO KALOSIAN 2

Cilan DeKooning: H OW DID I NOT KN OW THIS IM GO NNA HEC KIN DIE NOW!!

Serena Romilly: Well, now you know.

Cilan DeKooning: THNX I HATE THIS!!!!!

Serena Romilly: You’re welcome ;3c

Pikachoose you: 1 fear

Green Day ™: riperoni

draGONE: I can’t believe Cilan is fucking dead.

Bianca White: oh no! :(

draGONE: Rest in pieces, you funky little grass gay.

Cilan DeKooning: AKSJDALKL

Green Day ™: alkdsjal

James Kojiro: asdfh

Green Day ™: mood tho

James Kojiro: Same.

Cilan DeKooning: Wait

 

Cilan DeKooning has changed their name to GrassGay.

 

Green Day ™: !!

GrassGay: Perfect

draGONE: Everybody gets one.

Green Day ™: we match! :DDD

GrassGay: Thanks Iris [kissy face emoji]

GrassGay: And we do!!

Bianca White: can we really change our usernames?

Pikachoose you: yeah go ahead!

Bianca White: i hadnt considered that!

Jessie Musashi: Oh thank gods.

 

Jessie Musashi has changed their name to Jessie.

 

James Kojiro: !!

Jessie: That was really bothering me.

 

James Kojiro has changed their name to James.

 

James: Much better!

Meowth: Now we’ve gots our brand right!

Bianca White: i gotta think of somethin good!

Serena Romilly: Wait, did you two seriously wait to change your usernames?

James: There wasn’t enough time earlier!

Jessie: I wasn’t feeling it before.

draGONE: Yeah, you could’ve done it at any point?

Jessie:

James:

James: Listen.

Green Day ™: suspicious™

James: It just seemed a bit rude…

GrassGay: Did you not change them bc Ash invited you to the chat w/ your full names?

Meowth:

Jessie:

James:

Pikachoose you: aw! u didnt have to wait! :]

Jessie: S HOULD NT YOU TWERPS BE IN BED ANYWAYS?

Meowth: That’s right!

Green Day ™: lmaoooo

Green Day ™: nah fam, we die like men here

James: It’s past midnight!! Go to sleep!!!

Pikachoose you: ur not my parents!!

GrassGay: Sleep? I don’t know her.

James: G O TO SLEEP!!

Jessie: GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP!!!

Meowth: Go to bed, twerps!

Pikachoose you: we’ll sleep when were dead!!

Jessie: WELL I NEED MY BEAUTY SLEEP

 

< Jessie is now offline >

 

James: Me too!

 

< James is now offline >

 

Meowth: Yeah!

 

< Meowth is now offline >

 

Green Day ™: lol

Pikachoose you: what even WAS that??

Serena Romilly: that was…strangely parental.

draGONE: Fucking WEIRD is what it was.

Bianca White: ash, its real eye openin to see u bein friends w team rocket!

Pikachoose you: it uuuuuuh

Pikachoose you: sure is somethin

GrassGay: Anyways, if it’s past midnight, you really need to go to bed Ash!

Serena Romilly: You really should!

Pikachoose you: do I rly have to? :/

draGONE: GO! TO! SLEEP!

Bianca White: you should rest sugar!

Pikachoose you: fffine

Pikachoose you: mallow?

Green Day ™: lmao nah

Pikachoose you: mallow!!! >:[

Pikachoose you: its gonna b 1am soon and we got class at 8!

draGONE: Z EKROM

draGONE: GO TO SLEEP!!!!

Green Day ™: wrow

Green Day ™: no need to yell lolol

Green Day ™: ill see u losers l8r!

 

< Green Day ™ is now offline >

 

Pikachoose you: thank heck;;

Serena Romilly: Ash, plz go sleep!!

Pikachoose you: i thought itd take more 2 convince her

draGONE: SSLEEEEP!!!

Pikachoose you: i will i will;;

Pikachoose you: see u l8r!

Bianca White: bye!!

GrassGay: Sweet dreams!

Serena Romilly: Bye!

 

< Pikachoose you is now offline >

 

Chapter Text


 

< Team Rocket HQ >

 

Brock Takeshi: Why is the chat named ‘Team Rocket HQ’???

Misty of the Waterflower: yeah wtf?

Brock Takeshi: Never mind. I scrolled up, saw TR invited to the chat, and extrapolated from there.

Misty of the Waterflower: aklsdjflas

Dawn Berlitz: lmao

May Maple: alksdf

Misty of the Waterflower: Big Mood tho

Tracey Sketchit: Oh…! I was wondering about that…

Gary Oak: Why on Mew’s Green Earth was Team Rocket even invited here, anyways?

Misty of the Waterflower: @Pikachoose you u got some splainin to do

Brock Takeshi: I’m not even surprised. This is Ash we’re talking about.

Brock Takeshi: He could befriend a rampaging homicidal God, if he put his mind to it.

Misty of the Waterflower: ofc

Dawn Berlitz: tru lmao

Tracey Sketchit: That’s… horrifyingly accurate.

May Maple: Big Mood?

Gary Oak: @Pikachoose you Ashy-boy, this is just sad.

Gary Oak: Everyone knows the shit you get into and aren’t even surprised anymore.

Brock Takeshi: I’m not even mad, just completely and wholly resigned at this point.

Dawn Berlitz: aklsdfjl

May Maple: fffffff

Misty of the Waterflower: BIGGEST FUCKING MOOD

Tracey Sketchit: Same tbh

Dawn Berlitz: I love how much brock sounds like a dad lolol

Misty of the Waterflower: tru

Brock Takeshi:

Brock Takeshi: I mean

May Maple: brock, looking ash dead-ass in the eyes like ‘im not mad, just disappointed’

Dawn Berlitz: ASLKDJKA

Brock Takeshi: alksjdklfs

Misty of the Waterflower: damn, accurate tho

Gary Oak: I’m sure that happened quite a number of times.

Brock Takeshi: Considering the amount of times I traveled with Ash…? Less than you’d expect.

May Maple: akldfjlas

Dawn Berlitz: LMAO

Tracey Sketchit: Ash isn’t too bad.

Tracey Sketchit: The Situations TM he gets into, on the other hand…

Brock Takeshi: Mew, yeah.

Brock Takeshi: Ash? An angel 90% of the time. His karma juices? Terrible.

Dawn Berlitz: K ARMA J UICES

Misty of the Waterflower: sounds fake but ok :/

May Maple: aklsfdjla

Gary Oak: Mood.

Tracey Sketchit: Pffff.

Dawn Berlitz: brock ur such a dad;;;

Dawn Berlitz: im love it

Brock Takeshi: Thanks???

Misty of the Waterflower: Big Mood!!!

May Maple: Worm??

May Maple: brocks the dad friend we need and deserve tbh

Misty of the Waterflower: its brock love n apprecation hour in this chat every night!!

Dawn Berlitz: brock is the dad I never had

Ritchie Gettum: I can get behind that!

Misty of the Waterflower: god same

Casey Nanako: Brock! Is! Our! Dad!

Brock Takeshi: !!!

Dawn Berlitz: wh

Misty of the Waterflower: oh!

Misty of the Waterflower: hi guys!

Dawn Berlitz: whomst??

Brock Takeshi: I haven’t seen you two since Johto!

Ritchie Getum: it’s really been a while!! :]

Casey Nanako: hiiiiii!

Dawn Berlitz: wow thats long

Gary Oak: Oh. I’d forgotten they existed.

Tracey Sketchit: G A R Y

Ritchie Getum: hhhhh

Misty of the Waterflower: ALKSFDJL

Brock Takeshi: GARY

Gary Oak: Listen.

Casey Nanako: hi to u 2 jackass!!

Casey Nanako: say that 2 my face c what happens!!

Gary Oak: I’m shaking in my designer boots.

Ritchie Getum: ;;;casey plz;;;

Dawn Berlitz: FIGHT

Casey Nanako: its just a hop and skip away from palet if I take diglet tunnel, fucker >:]]]]]]

Misty of the Waterflower: lmao gary, casey is being trained up by Lt. Surge to take over vermillion gym in the future

Brock Takeshi: Oh! Congrats, Casey!

Misty of the Waterflower: she Completely means it about kicking ur ass

Casey Nanako: my electabuzz will fry ur bitch ass oak!!! count on it!!!

Gary Oak:

Casey Nanako: also thnx brock lol

Ritchie Getum: casey plz dont kill gary oak, hes too famous for u to get away with it;;;

May Maple: tru?

Misty of the Waterflower: sadly

Dawn Berlitz: lmao

Gary Oak: Well, damn.

Gary Oak: Say hi to Surge for me, then.

Casey Nanako: sure!! after I kick ur ass!!

Tracey Sketchit: Please don’t kill Gary, he’s sadly my best friend.

Misty of the Waterflower: lol

May Maple: awww

Gary Oak: “sadly”???

Misty of the Waterflower: tracey, thats on u

Gary Oak: Having me as a best friend is a fucking Honor.

Tracey Sketchit: It…sure is something, alright.

Gary Oak: H

May Maple: alkdfjl

Dawn Berlitz: BURN LMAO

Brock Takeshi: hahaha

Misty of the Waterflower: accurate lol

Gary Oak: DONT DO ME DIRTY LIKE THIS TRACEY!!!

Tracey Sketchit: I just did. :)

Gary Oak:

Misty of the Waterflower: ;)

Dawn Berlitz: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Gary Oak: I hate this.

Misty of the Waterflower: ;))))))

May Maple: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Casey Nanako: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Misty of the Waterflower: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Gary Oak: I HATE THIS!!!

Misty of the Waterflower: lmao

Brock Takeshi: Gary: No fear. Gary, after Tracey slays him: One fear.

Gary Oak: Why am I even here.

May Maple: me @ me evry day

Gary Oak: I am offended, I am bamboozled, this is The Worst day in my existence—

Misty of the Waterflower: shut up drama queen

Ritchie Getum: …good to know u guys stayed the same.

Casey Nanako: ye its surprisingly comfortin

Misty of the Waterflower: 4 the most part? ye

Misty of the Waterflower: xcept gary is somehow less of an ass

Ritchie Getum: huh

Casey Nanako: rly?? i coukdnt tell

Gary Oak: It’s called Character Development, baby.

Casey Nanako: sounds fake but ok :/

Gary Oak:

Dawn Berlitz: lmao

Brock Takeshi: asdfl

Misty of the Waterflower: Mood

Tracey Sketchit: ALKDJKLF

Gary Oak: I hate this fucking family.

Drew LaRousse: Oh worm?

May Maple: :(

Drew LaRousse: except 4 may ofc

May Maple: ! :)

Drew LaRousse: ilu bae <3

May Maple: ilu2!!

May Maple: <3333

Gary Oak: @pikachoose you Why are your friends like this?

Misty of the Waterflower: stop being a drama queen gary lolol

Tracey Sketchit: Gary, you do realize you’re included in that question…?

Gary Oak: How so?

Tracey Sketchit: You’re one of Ash’s friends.

Gary Oak:

Gary Oak: Well, damn.

Casey Nanako: somehow lmao

Gary Oak: Hey? Fuck right off, thanks.

Casey Nanako: no can do, fucker! >:]

Ritchie Getum: casey stop fightin ash’s other friends;;

Drew LaRousse: No, go ahead

Misty of the Waterflower: damn, I missed u casey

Drew LaRousse: this is entertaining as hell.

Misty of the Waterflower: 2 fierce

Casey Nanako: oak started it 1st ritchie!! :/

Ritchie Getum: that doesn’t mean we have to stoop to his level, tho!

Gary Oak: I am absolutely astonished Ash remembered people from his time in Johto at all, so you have no room to talk, Electabuzz Girl.

Gary Oak: You too, Ash Clone.

Casey Nanako:

Ritchie Getum:

Misty of the Waterflower: I M

Tracey Sketchit: GARY!

Brock Takeshi: Why am I Not Surprised.

Dawn Berlitz: lmao

Tracey Sketchit: You can’t just call people Ash Clones!!

May Maple: Gary: she doesnt even go here

Gary Oak: You know I’m right.

Casey Nanako: fuk

Ritchie Getum: hhhhhh

Dawn Berlitz: may isn’t he more of a regina george?

May Maple: shit u rite

Dawn Berlitz: Mean Garys™

Misty of the Waterflower: id watch it

Brock Takeshi: Same?

Drew LaRousse: same

Tracey Sketchit: That’s so Cursed.

Tracey Sketchit: But same.

Ritchie Getum: ever since we fought against each other in the kanto and johto leagues;;; no one will let me live that down;;;

Casey Nanako: @Gary Oak look at what uve done!!

Casey Nanako: uve given this perfectly functional Ritchie anxiety!!!

Gary Oak: Well, if he didn’t have Ash’s almost Exact team, and look just like him…

Ritchie Getum: hhhhh;;

Ritchie Getum: all of that was something I had b4 I met ash tho;;

May Maple: it cant have been that bad??

Gary Oak: @May Maple You weren’t there, young pawadan.

Dawn Berlitz: lol

Dawn Berlitz: just post a pic 4 us to judge

May Maple: oooooh yeah!

Dawn Berlitz: since ive never met u in my life

Dawn Berlitz: idk but its probs a close enouh solution

Drew LaRousse: yeah, that’d work

Ritchie Getum: um sure?

 

<Ritchie Getum has attached selfie.jpg >

 

Drew LaRousse: hm

Dawn Berlitz: hmmmm

May Maple: I mean

May Maple: I can sorta see it

Casey Nanako: pfffff ok sure

Drew LaRousse: if u squint maybe

Ritchie Getum: lemme guess, its bc of Sparky, isnt it?

May Maple: !!

May Maple: is that ur pikachus name? :0

Ritchie Getum: yup! he’s my little bud! :]

Dawn Berlitz: awww

Gary Oak: If you’re not convinced, here’s a side-by-side image of him and Ash during their league matches.

 

< Gary Oak has attached Ash Vs Clone.jpg >

 

Casey Nanako: them!

Drew LaRousse: hm…

May Maple: oh wow

Dawn Berlitz: hmmmmmmm

Ritchie Getum: p lz;;

Dawn Berlitz: suspicious!

Ritchie Getum: dont do this to me;;

Casey Nanako: lakfjsdkl

Misty of the Waterflower: rip

May Maple: to b fair at least u got dif hair colors and length

Brock Takeshi: True! There’s that!

Drew LaRousse: yeah, plus the yellow-green color scheme is v different from ash’s red-blue-black

Ritchie Getum: thank you!!!!!

Dawn Berlitz: no, theyre def the same, see these Tru Fax:

Dawn Berlitz: same fingerless gloves

Dawn Berlitz: same pikachu

Dawn Berlitz: same hat

Ritchie Getum: LKAJSDKLJ

Casey Nanako: same hat!

Misty of the Waterflower: lol

Brock Takeshi: lajsldk

May Maple: same hat!

Drew LaRousse: same hat

Ritchie Getum: b lz;;

Dawn Berlitz: hes ketchum, ur getum

Dawn Berlitz: HMMMMMM

Ritchie Getum: I CANT HELP THAT

Ritchie Getum: I WAS BORN WITH THIS NAME!!

Casey Nanako: bby u was born this way!

May Maple: oh mood?

Ritchie Getum: aklsfjdkj

Drew LaRousse: Big Mood

Misty of the Waterflower: heckin m o od

Tracey Sketchit: Wow, what a Mood.

Ritchie Getum: casey I kno ur tryin but;; u aint helpin;;;

Casey Nanako: thats just how i b

Ritchie Getum: i know and I still support u

Casey Nanako: thnx bby

Misty of the Waterflower: W AIT

Misty of the Waterflower: are you 2 dating???

Casey Nanako: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Ritchie Getum: hmmmm…

Misty of the Waterflower: why am I just hearing abt this??

Ritchie Getum: I dunno, r we?

Casey Nanako: idk lmao

Casey Nanako: wtf is romance anyways lol

Ritchie Getum: valid, have a nice day

Tracey Sketchit: Mood?

Tracey Sketchit: As an Ace terrified of the future, I feel this.

Casey Nanako: big mood

Ritchie Getum: mood

Gary Oak: I know, and you’re still valid.

Tracey Sketchit: aksdflsj

Tracey Sketchit: thnx gary;;;

Gary Oak: no prob

Misty of the Waterflower: ur doing great sweetie!

Casey Nanako: but like ritchie

Casey Nanako: id be chill 2 like marry u

Ritchie Getum:

Tracey Sketchit: !!

Casey Nanako: aint like id wanna deal w anyone else lolol

Ritchie Getum: o h

Dawn Berlitz: OOOOOH

May Maple: Y O

Drew LaRousse: W HAT

Misty of the Waterflower: DAMN SMOOTH

Brock Takeshi: I’d say congrats, but uh,

Brock Takeshi: Ya’ll still Literal Fetuses.

Misty of the Waterflower: alkfdjl

Dawn Berlitz: alkjfdla

May Maple: akljfdkls

Drew LaRousse: asdfkl

Casey Nanako: fffffff

Ritchie Getum: I mean;;;

Ritchie Getum: he aint wrong;;

Dawn Berlitz: brock is Best Dad

 

Dawn Berlitz has changed Brock Takeshi’s name to Best Dad.

 

Best Dad: I

Best Dad: ok then

Misty of the Waterflower: bless

May Maple: all is right in the world

Best Dad: I’d say I’m surprised but

Best Dad: I’m not.

Drew LaRousse: rip

Casey Nanako: Brock! Is! Best! Dad!

Misty of Waterflower: y’aint got nothin to do but embrace it, m’dude

Best Dad:

Best Dad: Sure…?

Tracey Sketchit: Just go with it.

May Maple: Brock, tears streamin down his face: what does this even mean???

Misty of Waterflower: ajkdsfak

Dawn Berlitz: akldfjkal

Drew LaRousse: im so proud…

Best Dad: Pfffff

Best Dad: Don’t call me out like this.

May Maple: understandable, have a nice dad

May Maple: *day

Dawn Berlitz: lmaoooo

Casey Nanako: lolol

May Maple: nvm same diff

Ritchie Getum: i m;;;

Gary Oak: True.

Misty of the Waterflower: ACCURATE

Best Dad: ALKSDFJLKAS

Drew LaRousse: BOOM BBY

Tracey Sketchit: aklsdfkjl

Drew LaRousse: u see that? thats my heckin gf!

May Maple: !

May Maple: <333

Drew LaRousse: <333

Gary Oak: @Best Dad You cannot escape.

Best Dad: Honestly? Idk if I even want to.

Dawn Berlitz: !!!

May Maple: dawwww

Misty of the Waterflower: vine voice: hes my dad

Misty of the Waterflower: he’s my dad!!

Dawn Berlitz: bOOGIE WOOGIE

Casey Nanako: BOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE

Ritchie Getum: boogie woogiewoogie

Tracey Sketchit: Softyl, but w/ feeling: boogie woogie

Best Dad: [wiping tear from my eye] I’m so proud.

Gary Oak: Your kids are all memes, Mother Hen.

Best Dad: I know!

Dawn Berlitz: lmao

Misty of the Waterflower: u kno it!

Best Dad: My kids are memes and I support them!!

May Maple: !!

Casey Nanako: THNX DAD!

Ritchie Getum: ! :D

Dawn Berlitz: :’’’)

Misty of the Waterflower: me, sobbin in the club like

Dawn Berlitz: mood

Best Dad: Aw, you guys! :^)

May Maple: brock, the hero we need but don’t deserve;;

Misty of the Waterflower: tbh

Casey Nanako: tbh

Ritchie Getum: tbh

Drew LaRousse: this is so pure wtf?

Best Dad: I know, and I’m dying from the Good Feels.

Tracey Sketchit: Same!

Misty of the Waterflower: same

May Maple: thats just how we b in this Brock Appreciation Household

Best Dad: aaaaaah

Drew LaRousse: understandable, have a nice day

Dawn Berlitz: lmao mood

Misty of the Waterflower: Constant Hecking Mood

Casey Nanako: mood!!!

 

May Maple changed the chat name to Brock Appreciation Household.

 

Casey Nanako: NOICE

Drew LaRousse: nice

Best Dad: AAAAAAH

Misty of the Waterflower: thats it, thats the chat

Dawn Berlitz: i feel 100x safer now

Dawn Berlitz: #bless

Misty of the Waterflower: Big Mood

Best Dad: yall,,,

May Maple: the prophecy has been fulfilled

Ritchie Getum: mood!

Drew LaRousse: ur doing great sweetie

May Maple: thank <3

Drew LaRousse: <3

Gary Oak: Seems accurate.

Gary Oak: I’m pretty sure you’d all have starved without him.

Dawn Berlitz: tru

Misty of the Waterflower: tru

Gary Oak: So, there’s that.

May Maple: tru!!!

Best Dad: Sadly, very true.

Dawn Berlitz: brock is the dad we all deserve

Misty of the Waterflower: a mood in this chat tonight!!

Dawn Berlitz: fathers day? sorry, I only kno brocks day

Best Dad: G uys,,,,,

Misty of the Waterflower: same

Casey Nanako: oh worm?

Ritchie Getum: mood

Pikachoose you: tru!!

Casey Nanako: ASH!

Ritchie Getum: Ash!!

Pikachoose you: woah, hey ritchie, casey!!

Pikachoose you: its been awhile!! :D

Ritchie Getum: it really has!! :D

Casey Nanako: electrobuddy!

Dawn Berlitz: hmmmm

Drew LaRousse: nvm I can see it now

May Maple: same

Gary Oak: I told you.

Ritchie Getum: yall;;

Pikachoose you: ??

Misty of the Waterflower: ash wtf don u have school?

Best Dad: Ash, aren’t you in class?

Pikachoose you: I mean ye lol

Pikachoose you: wait

Pikachoose you: dad???

Best Dad: Yes, its me, son.

May Maple: aljsdfkla

Drew LaRousse: adsfj

Dawn Berlitz: ALKSKJLFDA

Pikachoose you: w HAT

Casey Nanako: alkdjkla

Misty of the Waterflower: A S H

Tracey Sketchit: Incredible.

Gary Oak: It’s Brock, dumbass.

Pikachoose you:

Pikachoose you: i kne that!!

Gary Oak: Suuuuure.

Dawn Berlitz: lmaooo

Pikachoose you: listen;;;;

Misty of the Waterflower: ash I cant believe it took u more than .2 secs to figure out it was brock

Pikachoose you: LISTEN;;;;

Best Dad: It’s fine, son.

Best Dad: You’re still valid.

Pikachoose you: thnx dad;;;

Pikachoose you: i mean

Dawn Berlitz: lmao

Gary Oak: ASH.

May Maple: alkfjdkl

Pikachoose you: BROCK

Tracey Sketchit: Ash

Misty of the Waterflower: A SH

Pikachoose you: I MENT BRO CK

May Maple: same diff tho

Dawn Berlitz: worm?

Misty of the Waterflower: big mood

Best Dad: Mood.

Casey Nanako: he’s our dad! Boogie woogie woogie!

Pikachoose you: well;;;;

Pikachoose you: 2 b fair brock rly is the closest thing ive got 2 a dad

Misty of the Waterflower: honestly, yea

Dawn Berlitz: tbh same

Casey Nanako: same!

Ritchie Getum: same

Pikachoose you: so thnx for traveling w me for so long @Best Dad!!!

Best Dad:

Best Dad: gime a se c ,,

Tracey Sketchit: Take all the time you need.

Misty of the Waterflower: ye brock, ur good

Dawn Berlitz: uve given us plenty of time

Dawn Berlitz: so we givin it back

May Maple: yeah! its only fair :>

Best Dad: G UJYS

Best Dad: HHHHHJ

Casey Nanako: BROCK! IS! OUR! GOTDAMN! DAD!

Drew LaRousse: how tf r yall like a real family im sh o ok

May Maple: thats friendship bby

Drew LaRousse: sounds fake but ok

May Maple: afdskjla

Dawn Berlitz: lkadsjkl

Misty of the Waterflower: mood

Pikachoose you: fff

Green Day ™: hey uhhhh not to b That Guy but

Casey Nanako: whomstve??

Green Day ™: ash I think kukuis onto u

Pikachoose you: o h sht

May Maple: rip

Drew LaRousse: rip

Dawn Berlitz: lmao busted

Green Day ™: 4 the rec

Tracey Sketchit: Ash, oh my Gods.

Sophocles Māmane: ash kukuis gon hit u w/ a q

Best Dad: Ash! Pay attention to your class!

Sophocles Māmane: in like 5 secs

Misty of the Waterflower: ash!!! get back 2 ur lessons!!!

Pikachoose you: OKOKOK

Lana de la Pacifica: Why is everyone on here…?

Gary Oak: I can’t believe Ash is wasting his time, while getting an actual education, to dick around in a group chat.

Misty of the Waterflower: i can

Ritchie Getum: alkjdfs

Dawn Berlitz: lmao

Casey Nanako: lolol

May Maple: HUOGH

Tracey Sketchit: Misty plz…

Drew LaRousse: DAMN SLAM IT

Gary Oak: A+ deductive reasoning, Ashy-boy.

Pikachoose you: casey ritchie sorry but!! Its good 2 hear from u!! + c u talkin in this friend chat I made!!

Lana de la Pacifica: We’re in the middle of class, you guys.

Ritchie Getum: sure thing ash!! u 2!!

Casey Nanako: gl w school lol!

Pikachoose you: also shut uo gary!

Green Day ™: idk whats goin on but hi yall

Drew LaRousse: anarchy

Gary Oak: Death.

Tracey Sketchit: Chaos incarnate?

Green Day ™: understandable have a nice day

Lillie of Aether: Everyone, please get off your phones!

Green Day ™: bi yall

 

< Green Day ™ is now idle >

 

Pikachoose you: I KNO

Pikachoose you: G2G YALL

 

< Pikachoose you is now idle >

 

May Maple: big bi mood

Misty of the Waterflower: GOOD

Best Dad: Finally :^/

Sophocles Māmane: WE L P

 

< Sophocles Māmane is now idle >

 

Dawn Berlitz: lmao

Lana de la Pacifica: Nice, Lillie.

Gary Oak: That was impressive.

Lillie of Aether: Thank you!

Lana de la Pacifica: Bye.

 

< Lana de la Pacifica is now idle >

 

Best Dad: Please look after Ash.

Misty of the Waterflower: ye

Lillie of Aether: Of course!

Misty of the Waterflower: ash is p dumb

May Maple: its gr8 hes got friends @school

Tracey Sketchit: Please be patient with him!

Ritchie Getum: when ur not in school we should chat more! :]

Casey Nanako: yeah I wanna talk 2 ashs cool new friends!!

Lillie of Aether: I would like that!

Dawn Berlitz: ull love em

Best Dad: Until next time!

Lillie of Aether: Thank you once again @Gary Oak!

Lillie of Aether: Goodbye!

 

< Lillie of Aether is now idle >

 

Drew LaRousse: another 1 bites the dust

Casey Nanako: let the bodies hit the floor

May Maple: alkdsjlks

Ritchie Getum: alkddfj;;

Dawn Berlitz: ALSJDFL

Misty of the Waterflower: I M

Best Dad: Pffff

Gary Oak: The duality of man.

Ritchie Getum: c asey;;

Tracey Sketchit: Both bops, both valid.

May Maple: mood

Dawn Berlitz: valid

Drew LaRousse: understandable

Casey Nanako: ok but what if

Misty of the Waterflower: hoooo boy

Ritchie Getum: casey…

Gary Oak: I can feel the regret already.

Casey Nanako: its raining men and let the bodies hit the floor were about the same thing

Casey Nanako: just different povs

Ritchie Getum: ALSKDFJ

Misty of the Waterflower:

Best Dad:

May Maple:

Drew LaRousse:

Dawn Berlitz: i

Tracey Sketchit: ??

Gary Oak: Why.

Ritchie Getum: casey plz;;;

Misty of the Waterflower: thanks!!! I hate it!!!

Drew LaRousse: same

Dawn Berlitz: same

Gary Oak: Same.

Tracey Sketchit: Same.

Casey Nanako: lmao

Drew LaRousse: hey OP?

Casey Nanako: ye?

Drew LaRousse: delete that post

Casey Nanako: ALSDKJFL

Ritchie Getum: aklsfdjl

Dawn Berlitz: lmao

Misty of the Waterflower: ALSJLF

Best Dad: Pfff

Tracey Sketchit: You’re not wrong, and you should say it.

Dawn Berlitz: that was so Cursed

Misty of the Waterflower: Peak Chaotic Energy

Dawn Berlitz: im havin like a crisis rn bc of it

Casey Nanako: hoo boy then u better b ready 4 my next pitch!

Dawn Berlitz: NO

May Maple: lakjdsfkl

Misty of the Waterflower: [gun emoji]

Ritchie Getum: C A S EY

Gary Oak: Cursed.

Drew LaRousse: GROUDON, NO

Misty of the Waterflower: Peak Chaotic Energy

Casey Nanako: why r pizzas circles thatre cut into triangles, then put in square boxes

Ritchie Getum:

May Maple:

Dawn Berlitz:

Best Dad:

Misty of the Waterflower:

Tracey Sketchit: I

Gary Oak: WHY.

Dawn Berlitz: thnx!! I hate it!!

Tracey Sketchit: I’ve never thought abt that???

Dawn Berlitz: another crisis here!!

Dawn Berlitz: no biggie!!

Gary Oak: Merry Crisis, everyone.

Tracey Sketchit: alksdfj

Misty of the Waterflower: KALJSDF

Best Dad: lkdjsal

May Maple: alkdjdf

Ritchie Getum: ;;;;

Drew LaRousse: I m whe ezing

Misty of the Waterflower: it aint anywhere near xmas tho

Tracey Sketchit: Yeah???

Best Dad: We’re at the end of summer.

Casey Nanako: not with that attitude!

Ritchie Getum: alksdj

May Maple: tru

Gary Oak: Doesn’t matter, still applies.

May Maple: xmas time can b any time

Misty of the Waterflower: gary fam, u good?

May Maple: if ur not a coward

Drew LaRousse: tru

Gary Oak: I’m never good, when I’m in this group chat.

Best Dad: Mood.

Misty of the Waterflower: valid

Drew LaRousse: mood

Tracey Sketchit: Gary, I know you’re as excited as Santa’s Elves when it’s near Christmas but

Gary Oak:

Dawn Berlitz: lmao

Misty of the Waterflower: DRAG IM

May Maple: h u ogh

Best Dad: Pffff

Casey Nanako: lolol

Best Dad: That’s adorable?

May Maple: mood tho

Tracey Sketchit: This is a little early, even for you.

Misty of the Waterflower: GARYS A SANTAS ELF, PASS IT ON

Gary Oak: NO

Dawn Berlitz: lol

Casey Nanako: GARYS A SANTAS ELF

May Maple: GARYS A SANTAS ELF

Drew LaRousse: GARYS A SANTAS ELF

Dawn Berlitz: GARYS A SANTAS ELF

Best Dad: GARYS A SANTAS ELF

Tracey Sketchit: GARYS A SANTAS ELF

Gary Oak: Betrayal

Misty of the Waterflower: lmao

Best Dad: Don’t worry son, I still support you.

Misty of the Waterflower: even if ur an elf

May Maple: u could join elfs anonymous!

Gary Oak: I hate this fucking family.

 

Dawn Berlitz has changed Gary Oak’s name to Santa’s Elf.

 

Misty of the Waterflower: ASKFDLJ

May Maple: hghghg

Casey Nanako: n ice

Santa’s Elf: I hate this fucking family.

Tracey Sketchit: You know, I don’t even blame you.

Dawn Berlitz: lmao

Casey Nanako: aklfdja

Best Dad: Same.

Drew LaRousse: valid

Misty of the Waterflower: buckle up fucker, ur stuck here

Gary Oak: I know, and both hate and fear it.

May Maple: I feel like this is probs against elfs rights

Drew LaRousse: m a y

Casey Nanako: GET IM

Misty of the Waterflower: LMAO

Gary Oak: Nevermind, just hate it.

Best Dad: Children,

Best Dad: it’s not nice to make fun of Gary just bc he’s an elf.

Gary Oak: hate it

Chapter Text


 

< Brock Appreciation Household >

 

Santa’s Elf: Ugh.

Santa’s Elf: This is fucking stupid.

Dawn Berlitz: lolol

Misty of the Waterflower: thats how we b

Drew LaRousse: welcome to hell

Tracey Sketchit: Gary, don’t be like that…

Santa’s Elf: It’s not even topical anymore.

 

Santa’s Elf has changed their name to Gary Oak.

 

Dawn Berlitz: booooo

Casey Nanako: lol

Dawn Berlitz: ur no fun!

May Maple: lmao yeah

Gary Oak: It’s been 4 months.

Tracey Sketchit: ???

Casey Nanako: sure jan

Tracey Sketchit: It’s been just 4 minutes?

Best Dad: Gary, stop being dramatic.

Dawn Berlitz: Gary like: its been a million years-

Gary Oak: Well, it sure has felt like 4 months…

Misty of the Waterflower: no fun gary strikes again

May Maple: wheres ur xmas spirit?

Drew LaRousse: LOL

Dawn Berlitz: lmao

Gary Oak: I hate this.

Drew LaRousse: NICE ROAST

May Maple: thnx bae

Drew LaRousse: <3

May Maple: <3

Tracey Sketchit: Don’t worry, Gary, I still support you.

Gary Oak: …

Tracey Sketchit: Even if you’re part elf.

Gary Oak:

Dawn Berlitz: lmao

May Maple: alkjdfal

Misty of the Waterflower: SLAIN

Best Dad: Oh my Gods.

Gary Oak: This is why I don’t trust easy.

Misty of the Waterflower: mood

Casey Nanako: mood

Ritchie Getum: mood

Drew LaRousse: big mood

Tracey Sketchit: I know, and I’m sorry.

Gary Oak:

Tracey Sketchit: Gary :(

Gary Oak: Ugh.

Gary Oak: Fine.

Tracey Sketchit: :)

Dawn Berlitz: 2 powerful

Misty of the Waterflower: whipped

Gary Oak: shut

Misty of the Waterflower: but if we’re talkin abt whipped

Casey Nanako: [eyes emoji]

Gary Oak: [gun emoji]

Gary Oak: Hoe, don’t do it.

May Maple: ghghgh

Dawn Berlitz: lmao

Tracey Sketchit: Gary…

Casey Nanako: Suspicious

Misty of the Waterflower: not u, u elf

Gary Oak:

May Maple: aldkjfkls

Drew LaRousse: lol

Ritchie Getum: asdfh;;

Gary Oak: Need for murder rising

Tracey Sketchit: Gary!

Best Dad: No! No murder!!!

Tracey Sketchit: No fighting!

Dawn Berlitz: shakira shakira

May Maple: galkjsd

Gary Oak: Yes, murder.

Misty of the Waterflower: shakira shakira

Casey Nanako: shakira shakira

May Maple: shakira shakira

Drew LaRousse: Shakira shakira

Ritchie Getum: shakira shakira

Misty of the Waterflower: soooo we gon ignore the fact

Misty of the Waterflower: that casey proposed to ritchie

Ritchie Getum: hhhhh

Misty of the Waterflower: earlier in chat?

Best Dad: Never.

Dawn Berlitz: o shit

May Maple: u rite!

Drew LaRousse: fuck I actually forgot??

Gary Oak: You mean last chapter?

Best Dad: ??

Tracey Sketchit: Last chapter…?

Dawn Berlitz: lol wut

Gary Oak: Nevermind.

Casey Nanako: dam dont expose me like that lol

Ritchie Getum: hhhhhhhhh

Misty of the Waterflower: how could any1 forget?

Gary Oak: Repression.

Ritchie Getum: ALSDFJKL

Dawn Berlitz: lmao

May Maple: alsfd

Best Dad: Well…

Tracey Sketchit: I mean

Casey Nanako: Mood

Drew LaRousse: touche

Casey Nanako: but!!

Casey Nanako: i didnt mean right this sec!!

Misty of the Waterflower: dig urself further in that hole

Dawn Berlitz: [eyes emoji]

May Maple: [eyes emoji]

Casey Nanako: like when were at least 20, damn

Ritchie Getum: hhhhh;;;

Casey Nanako: who u take me 4?

Best Dad: ohthankgods

Dawn Berlitz: dawww

Misty of the Waterflower: ok fine fine

Gary Oak: Thank Gods.

Tracey Sketchit: Thank you based Mew.

May Maple: thats so sweet!!

Dawn Berlitz: so good so pure

Drew LaRousse: more like terrible, but go off I guess

May Maple: laksfkdl

Dawn Berlitz: aklsdjkl

Misty of the Waterflower: valid

Best Dad: I just avoided a heart attack tbh

Misty of the Waterflower: u ok there old man?

Best Dad: Just barely.

Dawn Berlitz: o no dad!!!!

Best Dad: Please don’t drop more surprise proposals on me.

Casey Nanako: wasnt plannin it lmao

Misty of the Waterflower: Suspicion™

Misty of the Waterflower: casey ur the Ultimate chaotic neutral

Casey Nanako: its tru but u shouldnt say it

Ritchie Getum: true, and u should say it;;

Casey Nanako: ALDSJKL

May Maple: alkdjd

Dawn Berlitz: lmao

Casey Nanako: BETRAYAL

Misty of the Waterflower: he gon give it to ya

Casey Nanako: they!

Ritchie Getum: thats just how it b in this bitch of a world, babe

Casey Nanako: understandable have a nice day bae

May Maple: @Drew LaRousse damn bae wish we b like that

Drew LaRousse: @May Maple but we already r???

Misty of the Waterflower: ARE YALL DATING OR NOT???

May Maple: tru

May Maple: <3

Drew LaRousse: <3

Casey Nanako: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Ritchie Getum: idk still;;;

Gary Oak: Are you telling me that these two chucklefucks, who I’ve barely remembered after all these years, have a relationship before *I* can get one?

Casey Nanako: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

May Maple: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Drew LaRousse: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Ritchie Getum: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Dawn Berlitz: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Misty of the Waterflower: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Gary Oak: This is bullshit.

Ritchie Getum: I mean

Casey Nanako: lmao jelly??

Gary Oak: Yes, and Very Petty over it.

Dawn Berlitz: lol

Misty of the Waterflower: ofc

Casey Nanako: 2 bad, get fuckd oak

Gary Oak: Listen, that’s the plan.

Misty of the Waterflower: ALDJFKL

Dawn Berlitz: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Best Dad: GARY

Tracey Sketchit: WH

May Maple: H UOGH

Drew LaRousse: D AMN BITCH

Gary Oak: But I obv need to change it.

Misty of the Waterflower: HE ACTUALLY SAID IT

Tracey Sketchit: …Gary oh my Gods,,

Gary Oak:

Gary Oak: Listen;;;

Misty of the Waterflower: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Dawn Berlitz: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Gary Oak: NO

May Maple: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Drew LaRousse: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Best Dad: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Dawn Berlitz: D AD

Misty of the Waterflower: CURSED

Casey Nanako: alkdjla

May Maple: ghghg

Gary Oak: BROCK NOT YOU TOO

Best Dad: What?

Best Dad: I can’t join in on the emoji trend?

Dawn Berlitz: NO

May Maple: brock w h y

Dawn Berlitz: UR OUR DAD!!!

Misty of the Waterflower: ur an OLD MAN

Gary Oak: I expect better from you.

Best Dad: Aw :^(

Misty of the Waterflower: UR SUPPOSED 2 B THE BEST OF US!!!

Drew LaRousse: I think I lost 10 yrs of my lifespan just now

Casey Nanako: mood;;

Gary Oak: Mood.

May Maple: mood

Best Dad: Ok, ok.

Misty of the Waterflower: worm

Dawn Berlitz: bigo mood

Best Dad: Whatever you kids say.

Best Dad: :^)

Dawn Berlitz: im cry;;

Misty of the Waterflower: me, sobbin in the club

May Maple: big mood

Casey Nanako: mood!!!

Ritchie Getum: mood!

Dawn Berlitz: all is right in the world;;

Drew LaRousse: yall r w i l d

May Maple: tahts just how we b!!!

Tracey Sketchit: Understandable, have a nice day.

Drew LaRousse: I kno and ilu may

May Maple: !!

May Maple: <3

Drew LaRousse: <3

Gary Oak: Why is everyone in this chat so disgustingly sweet?

Gary Oak: I’m getting heart burn here.

Tracey Sketchit: Gary, please.

Dawn Berlitz: we give Good Vibes here

Misty of the Waterflower: bc this b the Brock Appreciation Household.

Gary Oak:

Gary Oak: Point.

Ritchie Getum: anyways uhhh can I just say;;

Best Dad: Go ahead!

Misty of the Waterflower: ye whats the deal?

Casey Nanako: Speak! Yo! Mind!

Ritchie Getum: as a person that is terrified of being alone bc im a clingy hoe

Misty of the Waterflower: oh worm?

Dawn Berlitz: damn mood

Tracey Sketchit: Big Mood.

Gary Oak: Mood.

Best Dad: Valid.

Ritchie Getum: I am v appreciative of the offer casey

Ritchie Getum: abt the marrying thing??

Misty of the Waterflower: [eyes emoji]

May Maple: [eyes emoji]

Dawn Berlitz: [eyes emoji]

Tracey Sketchit: [eyes emoji]

Drew LaRousse: [eyes emoji]

Best Dad: [eyes emoji]

Casey Nanako: yeah and?

Ritchie Getum: but uhhhhhh I dont c u that way?

Casey Nanako: lmao me either fam

Dawn Berlitz: w H

Drew LaRousse: Y O

Ritchie Getum: then why???

Misty of the Waterflower: PLOT TIWST

May Maple: !!!

Casey Nanako: this is just a contingency

Dawn Berlitz: H O SHIT

Misty of the Waterflower: YO????

Casey Nanako: itll get ppl off our backs abt if we got S/Os

Casey Nanako: or spouses

Best Dad: Ah.

Dawn Berlitz: oooooh

Casey Nanako: its a fullproof plan!

Misty of the Waterflower: that

Misty of the Waterflower: makes sense?

Ritchie Getum: huh

May Maple: idk if im impressed or disappointed

Drew LaRousse: same tbh

Ritchie Getum: ok thats cool!!

Gary Oak: That’s so dumb, it may just work.

Casey Nanako: thnx!

Casey Nanako: wait

Ritchie Getum: HGHGHGH

Casey Nanako: meet me behind dennys at 3am fucker

Gary Oak: I have better things to do.

Tracey Sketchit: Gary, please…

Misty of the Waterflower: didn’t u say earlier ur not doing anyone??

Gary Oak: s H UT

Tracey Sketchit: aksdfjk

Dawn Berlitz: lmao

Drew LaRousse: roasted

Casey Nanako: alright

Casey Nanako: alright alrightalrightalright!

Casey Nanako: operation married best friends is a go!

Dawn Berlitz: u had a name 4 it??

Casey Nanako: every plan needs a name!

Dawn Berlitz: thtas so cute wtf;;

Ritchie Getum: i like it!

Casey Nanako: thnx fam <3

Ritchie Getum:

Ritchie Getum: <3

May Maple: awwww

Misty of the Waterflower: heart eyes, motherfucker

Best Dad: This chat has gone Off The Rails and I am full of Regret.

Drew LaRousse: this shit is better than soap operas

Tracey Sketchit: I both love and hate it.

Drew LaRousse: im Living

Dawn Berlitz: tbh lol

May Maple: same!!

Misty of the Waterflower: big mood

Gary Oak: This chat is way more entertaining than I’d expected.

Ritchie Getum: sure casey we can get married! :]

Casey Nanako: ayyyyy lmao

Ritchie Getum: i’ll never b together w/ any1 otherwise

Ritchie Getum: and I like ur plan!

Casey Nanako: NICE

May Maple: this feels like the plot of a romcom I love it??

Drew LaRousse: yea its RIVETING

Casey Nanako: ok ok so long as we get married on a baseball stadium!

Best Dad: I…

Drew LaRousse: wish I had popcorn rn

Dawn Berlitz: a W HAT NOW?

May Maple: aksjdlk

Casey Nanako: and I get 2 wear my limited ed Electabuzz Pitcher outfit!

Misty of the Waterflower: why am I not surprised lmao

Ritchie Getum: sure thing!!

Casey Nanako: BALLER

Best Dad: This IS Casey, though.

Best Dad: I would expect nothing less.

Casey Nanako: awww thnx dad!!

Best Dad: No problem. :^)

Dawn Berlitz: thats! our! hecking! dad!

Ritchie Getum: as long as we don’t have 2 invite my fuckshit of a fam

Ritchie Getum: im good :]

Casey Nanako: deal!

Misty of the Waterflower:

Best Dad:

Gary Oak:

Tracey Sketchit:

Dawn Berlitz: uhhh

May Maple: oh no

Drew LaRousse: holy shit

Misty of the Waterflower: ritchie sweetie

Ritchie Getum: hm?

Misty of the Waterflower: r u ok??

Ritchie Getum: just dandy! :]

Dawn Berlitz: 1 fear

May Maple: 1 fear

Tracey Sketchit: 1 fear

Drew LaRousse: 1 fear

Best Dad: I am a Concern.

Casey Nanako: their fams just a bunch of cucks!!

Misty of the Waterflower:

May Maple: o o f

Drew LaRousse: yikes

Tracey Sketchit: That’s awful!

Casey Nanako: that can catch these hands!!

Misty of the Waterflower: Oh Mood?

Best Dad: Understandable.

Ritchie Getum: casey 4 the last time

Ritchie Getum: plz don’t fistfight my family

Misty of the Waterflower: no go ahead

Misty of the Waterflower: FITE THEM

Casey Nanako: ur fam deserve it!!!

Casey Nanako: ur not just going thru a phase!!!!

May Maple: BIG OOF

Drew LaRousse: DRAG EM

Misty of the Waterflower: GUESS ITS TIME 4 MURDER!!

Dawn Berlitz: kick! their! asses!

Ritchie Getum: yall;;;; its ok;;;

Casey Nanako: ‘theres only 2 genders’ my ass!!!!

Misty of the Waterflower: [gun emoji]

Tracey Sketchit: [gun emoji]

Gary Oak: [gun emoji]

May Maple: [gun emoji]

Drew LaRousse: [gun emoji]

Dawn Berlitz: [gun emoji]

Best Dad: [gun emoji]

Casey Nanako: [gun emoji] [gun emoji] [gun emoji] [gun emoji]

Misty of the Waterflower: M U R D E R

Drew LaRousse: KILL THEM

Ritchie Getum: ;;;;;;;

 

< James is now online >

 

James: [gun emoji]

James: You’re valid, young twerp.

Ritchie Getum: ???

Misty of the Waterflower: T EAM ROCKET

Best Dad: Team Rocket?

Dawn Berlitz: o shit

May Maple: team rocket ? ?

Casey Nanako: Yell heah they r!!

Tracey Sketchit: Team Rocket’s back?

Gary Oak: softly, but with feeling: What the fuck?

James: Being non-binary is not a phase!

James: And I will Off your family for you in a heartbeat, just say the word! :)

Ritchie Getum: akljsklasj

Dawn Berlitz: wr ow

May Maples: y ikes

Tracey Sketchit: Um.

Casey Nanako: do it bitch

 

< Jessie is now online >

 

Jessie: James what the FUCK.

Ritchie Getum: plz don’t;;;

Best Dad: No murder!!!

Gary Oak: Again: What the fuck?

 

< Meowth is now online >

 

Meowth: We gotsa reputation here!!

Meowth: Off da chat!

James: aw :(

James: but Meowth!!

Meowth: no buts!

James: Ur not my dad! >:(

Jessie: istg James

Misty of the Waterflower: tf r u all doin here???

Drew LaRousse: ^

May Maple: ^

Dawn Berlitz: ^^^

Gary Oak: ^ Same

James: Oh, u know…

May Maple: no, we rlly dont?

Misty of the Waterflower: aren’t the time zones fucky over…wherever tf yall at?

Best Dad: You guys stayed up late in chat last night!

Meowth: It aint that early here actually.

Best Dad: It’s weird you’re up now!

Meowth: But thats besides the points!

Meowth: James, get off da chat!

James: why???

Jessie: James

Jessie: We’re supposed to be menacing, not protectively murderous!!

James: But Jessie!!

James: nb solidarity!!!!!

Ritchie Getum: ;;;

James: I gotta support the young nbs!!!!!!!

Casey Nanako: [prayer emoji] bless

Ritchie Getum: nb solidarity;;;

Jessie: Just do it, u useless pan pizza or I s w e ar

James: This is homophobia :/

Jessie: James, I’m bi

James: I know, and I support you!

Gary Oak: What the fuck is even going on?

May Maple: mood

Dawn Berlitz: MOOD

Drew LaRousse: mood

Tracey Sketchit: Mood.

Misty of the Waterflower: T B H

Best Dad: Rocket being Rocket, I guess?

Meowth: Off da chat, James.

James: aw :((((((

Misty of the Waterflower: this feels like a fever dream

Ritchie Getum: @James hey I uhhhhh appreciate? the sentiment?

Ritchie Getum: but plz dont literally kill my fuckshit family;;

James: Even if they deserve it?

Meowth: Debatable.

Ritchie Getum: thats murder and illegal?? On so many levels??

James: Is it?

Casey Nanako: sounds fake bt ok

Ritchie Getum: C a sey

Casey Nanako: i kid i kid

James: If you’re sure…

Jessie: James

James: fine fine

James: Stay strong, tiny nb!

 

< James is now offline >

 

Jessie: fking finally

Meowth: Yeesh, that took longer than I thoughts!

Jessie: tbh

Misty of the Waterflower: tell me abt it

Jessie: fuck off, carrot-top

Misty of the Waterflower: fuck u 2, medusa

Best Dad: Team Rocket popping up in chat took 5 yrs off my lifespan.

Gary Oak: I’ll say.

May Maple: tbh

Dawn Berlitz: lolol tru

Tracey Sketchit: that’s fair

Meowth: Seeya, twerps!

 

< Meowth is now offline >

 

Jessie: ugh whatever

Jessie: l8r twerps

Misty of the Waterflower: bye bitch

Jessie: bitch

Jessie: Also @Ritchie Getum fuck ur family

 

< Jessie is now offline >

 

Ritchie Getum: well uh;;;

Gary Oak: I feel like a broken record by reiterating this statement:

Gary Oak: What The Fuck.

May Maple: was

May Maple: was that even real?

Dawn Berlitz: i feel that

May Maple: or did?? we all just hallucinate??

Drew LaRousse: dw may

Drew LaRousse: feels pretty real to me?

May Maple: ok good

Tracey Sketchit: That sure was…something.

Misty of the Waterflower: tell me abt it

Best Dad: I’m honestly not sure if that was a good or bad something?

May Maple: both…?

Ritchie Getum: both????

Gary Oak: Nothing involving Rocket is ever good.

Dawn Berlitz: touche

Misty of the Waterflower: accurate tbh :/

Drew LaRousse: can this chat get any weirder???

May Maple: probly?

Dawn Berlitz: lolol

Gary Oak: [gun emoji]

Gary Oak: S2G, if you’ve just jinxed us…

Casey Nanako: lmao itll b fine!

Ritchie Getum: Doubt™

Drew LaRousse: I fear no man

Drew LaRousse: I only fear disappointing may

May Maple: awww;;;

May Maple: drew;;;

Dawn Berlitz: aw!!

Best Dad: The purest 1 fear meme.

Misty of the Waterflower: yallre adorable wtf

Drew LaRousse: and Harley

Drew LaRousse: yknow, just in general

Dawn Berlitz: aklsdjal

May Maple: ;;;

Misty of the Waterflower: alkdfjlka

Casey Nanako: whomstve?

May Maple: i mean

May Maple: mood and valid tho;;;

Best Dad: That’s a big ol’ Yikes.

Ritchie Getum: big oof;;

May Maple: I mean hes gotten better!!

May Maple: but uh

Drew LaRousse: theres a Reason we only meet up every few times a contest season

May Maple: yeeeeah…

Dawn Berlitz: rip

Tracey Sketchit: Oof.

Best Dad: Still a yikes!

May Maple: its ok dad!

May Maple: we’re actually friends! ^_^

Best Dad: Well, that’s good!

Best Dad: I’m glad you’re all doing well! :^)

May Maple: thank

Drew LaRousse: bless

Dawn Berlitz: im cry;;;;

Casey Nanako: best dad!!! strikes again!!

Misty of the Waterflower: so anyways guys

Misty of the Waterflower: instead of just plain murder…

Casey Nanako: [eyes emoji]

Dawn Berlitz: [eyes emoji]

May Maple: [eyes emoji]

Drew LaRousse: [eyes emoji]

Ritchie Getum: misty;;;

Casey Nanako: im listening…

Misty of the Waterflower: guess its time to eject ritchies fam into the fucking sun!!!

Casey Nanako: !!

Drew LaRousse: MOOD

Tracey Sketchit: Mood!

Gary Oak: Big Mood.

May Maple: mood!

Dawn Berlitz: m o o d

Casey Nanako: BIG MOOD!!

Best Dad: Hey Ritchie? I’m now your new family.

Ritchie Getum: aaaaaah

Casey Nanako: GOOD!!!

Casey Nanako: PLZ ADOPT THEM!!

Dawn Berlitz: brock can be ur real dad!!!!

Best Dad: I am Officially adopting you with my own two hands if I have to.

Misty of the Waterflower: same!!!!

Misty of the Waterflower: im now ur cool lesbian mom!!

Ritchie Getum: AAAAAAAH

Ritchie Getum: IM GONN CR Y

Casey Nanako: ITS WHAT THEY DESERVE!!!

Dawn Berlitz: get! ritchie! good! parents!

Best Dad: No tears, just endless support, my child.

Ritchie Getum: ALKFDS

May Maple: brock used Parental Comfort! Its super effective!

Dawn Berlitz: big mood!

Drew LaRousse: valid, and you should say it

Tracey Sketchit: I can’t believe Misty and Brock have 1 whole child. Bless.

Gary Oak: @Ritchie Getum Sorry for using the wrong pronouns, before.

Ritchie Getum: :0

Ritchie Getum: its ok!!

Misty of the Waterflower: shit u rite

Ritche Getum: they/them plz and thnx!

May Maple: nice!

Drew LaRousse: ay nice

Tracey Sketchit: Our official nb friend!

Dawn Berlitz: ooh!

Misty of the Waterflower: thnx 4 telling us!!!!

Best Dad: I’m writing it down right now! :^)

Ritchie Getum: aaaaaah;;

Casey Nanako: yes good!!! shower them in support!!!!

Ritchie Getum: i;; love this fucking family;;;

Casey Nanako: MOOD

Misty of the Waterflower: BIG MOOD!!

May Maple: mood!

Dawn Berlitz: same

Tracey Sketchit: Same!

Best Dad: Mood.

Drew LaRousse: worm?

Best Dad: I’m so glad :^)

Gary Oak: And remember: you have no obligation to deal with your family if they’re terrible.

Ritchie Getum: I…thank you.

Tracey Sketchit: That’s true! If they don’t support you, they’re not really your family!

Gary Oak: As they say, Fuck Em.

Ritchie Getum: akldfjlas

Misty of the Waterflower: FUCK EM

Tracey Sketchit: Fuck Em!

Casey Nanako: FUCK EM!

Drew LaRousse: F U CK EM

May Maple: fuck em!!

Dawn Berlitz: fuck em

Best Dad: I’m not usually one to say this but

Best Dad: Fuck em.

Ritchie Getum: y a ll;;

Casey Nanako: terrible family? all I kno is best dad brock and lesbian mom misty

Tracey Sketchit: tbh

Dawn Berlitz: mood

Gary Oak: Valid.

Misty of the Waterflower: thats valid and u should say it!!

 

Casey Nanako has changed Misty of the Waterflower’s name to Lesbian Mom.

 

Casey Nanako has changed Ritchie Getum’s name to Ritchie Kid.

 

Casey Nanako has changed their name to ElectraHeart.

 

Lesbian Mom: bless

Ritchie Kid: thnx casey <3

ElectraHeart: no prob <3

May Maple: nice marina + the <>s ref!

Drew LaRousse: touche

Dawn Berlitz: ye!

ElectraHeart: thnx!!

ElectraHeart: marina is a Queen!!

Lesbian Mom: hell ye she is!

Gary Oak: True, and you should say it.

Tracey Sketchit: True!

Lesbian Mom: just like me heckin dorder!

ElectraHeart: !!

ElectraHeart: THNX MOM!!

Ritchie Kid: ;;;

Ritchie Kid: i love;; this fucking family;;;

ElectraHeart: big mood!!!

Best Dad: I’m so proud :,^)

Lesbian Mom: ah parental pride…

Dawn Berlitz: Brock, whiping a tear: my children.

Lesbian Mom: glad to give the thing ive missed all my life

Best Dad: Sadly, a Mood.

May Maple: lakdfjlak

Drew LaRousse: akldfjkl

Tracey Sketchit: G…Guys…

Gary Oak: Big Mood.

Dawn Berlitz: rip

Ritchie Kid: well, its good to actually make ppl proud so;;

ElectraHeart: same

Dawn Berlitz: lol same

Tracey Sketchit: …Mood.

May Maple: w h

Best Dad: I Am Incredibly Concerned.

May Maple: what type of families do u guys;; even have;;;

ElectraHeart: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Ritchie Kid: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Tracey Sketchit: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Lesbian Mom: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Best Dad: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Drew LaRousse: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

May Maple: D REW???

May Maple: U 2???

Drew LaRousse: what can I say

Drew LaRousse: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

May Maple: M A J O R CONCERN

Chapter Text

 

< Sophoplz has started messaging Lanaletmelive >

 

Sophoplz: LANAAAAA

Lanaletmelive: Sigh.

Sophoplz: LANA BLZ

Lanaletmelive: Who was it this time, Soph?

Sophoplz: ok ok ok so rmemeber class today??

Lanaletmelive: Since it happened not long ago? Yes, of course.

Sophoplz: ok so when Kukui got us to get the Mudsdale ready to the cart and load it up.

Sophoplz: I was struggling w/ carrying the Poke food

Sophoplz: yknow bc im smol and sof

Lanaletmelive: I was preoccupied with helping Lillie at the time.

Lanaletmelive: But I’d figured you were struggling.

Sophoplz: Yeah yeah I get it ur a buff sailor girl

Sophoplz: carrying stuffs no prob 4 u

Sophoplz: calm down there sailor mercury

Lanaletmelive: Don’t make me cleanse you with water, then.

Sophoplz: ok ok srry

Sophoplz: 4got ur obsessed w sailor moon and would kill a man over it

Lanaletmelive: Well, you are no man…You’re just a boy.

Sophoplz: L ANA

Lanaletmelive: And it’s hard to find bodies out in sea…

Sophoplz: LANA!!!!!!!!

Lanaletmelive: I’m kidding.

Lanaletmelive: Go on.

Sophoplz: I will after my HEART ATTACK THNX!1!

Lanaletmelive: Sorry.

Lanaletmelive: Did I make you wet yourself?

Sophoplz: T HAT WAZ 1 TIME

Sophoplz: UR NEVER GONNA LET ME LIVE IT DOWN R U??

Lanaletmelive: Someone has to curb your ego.

Sophoplz: I cant belieb;;;

Sophoplz: my own best friend;; blackmailing me;;;

Lanaletmelive: If you’re done with the dramatics…

Lanaletmelive: Weren’t you going to gush at me?

Sophoplz: oh ye almost 4got

Lanaletmelive: Sounds fake.

Sophoplz: lolol u kno me so well

Lanaletmelive: Sadly enough, yes.

Sophoplz: R U DE

Sophoplz: NYWAYS

Sophoplz: so there I was strugglin

Sophoplz: and then kiawe comes outta nowhere

Sophoplz: asks ‘hey soph u need a hand there?’ with a super cute grin

Lanaletmelive: Ah, I already feel like I know where this is going…

Sophoplz: s h unt

Sophoplz: lemme gush

Lanaletmelive: I have no other choice here.

Sophoplz: ok ok so

Sophoplz: me being dumb I gaped n nodded

Sophoplz: then kiawe just all casual

Sophoplz: grabs the huge food bag from me with one arm

Sophoplz: and adds it to the giant pile in his arms

Sophoplz: then keeps walking to the cart

Sophoplz: without even breaking a sweat, lana!!!

Sophoplz: he’s so cool and strong!!!

Lanaletmelive: Kiawe constantly carries heavy things around, Soph. He’s used to it from his work on his family’s ranch.

Sophoplz: I KNO BUT STIL!!!!

Sophoplz: HES SO DREAMY EVERY TIME!!!

Lanaletmelive: I suppose so?

Sophoplz: u would nt get it ur like a lesthian

Sophoplz: levithan

Sophoplz: lebsian?

Lanaletmelive: I believe the word you’re looking for is ‘lesbian’.

Sophoplz: ye that!

Lanaletmelive: I’m not even sure if that label is even wholly accurate.

Sophoplz: whatevs its close enuf

Sophoplz: u leik girls

Lanaletmelive: All women are queens, Soph.

Sophoplz: tru

Sophoplz: but also

Sophoplz: lol gay

Lanaletmelive: Says the one who has crushes on literally all our friends.

Sophoplz: alkjslka

Sophoplz: L IS TEN

Sophoplz: DONT CALL ME OUT LIEK THIS

Lanaletmelive: You’ve gushed to me about each and every person in our friend group at least once.

Sophoplz: W ELL ITS NOT MY FAU LT THEYR ALL CUTE OK1!!

Lanaletmelive: Except me, apparently.

Sophoplz: ALKSDSLK

Sophoplz: ITS NOT LIKE THAT OK

Lanaletmelive: Since I’ve yet to hear a rant about me, specifically.

Sophoplz: ur like the ONLY peep i cn go to

Sophoplz: bc u wont judge me 4 crushin on ever1 ever

Lanaletmelive: Much.

Sophoplz: lkajsdl

Sophoplz: ok tru

Sophoplz: ALSO i kno u only like grlz so like

Sophoplz: i dont wanna bother u

Lanaletmelive: And yet, you still message me constantly…

Sophoplz: ALKJSDL

Sophoplz: I CAME HERE TO HAVE A GOOD TIME LANA

Sophoplz: ND IM FEELIN SO ATTACKED RN

Lanaletmelive: But thank you.

Lanaletmelive: For you know

Lanaletmelive: confiding in me.

Sophoplz: ;;;;;;;

Sophoplz: Lana;;; did u rly just;; thank me;;;

Sophoplz: 4 actin dumb all the time;;;

Lanaletmelive: Well, yes.

Lanaletmelive: I do enjoy our friendship, Soph.

Sophoplz: I M SO TOUCHED

Sophoplz: B RB GON CRY??/

Lanaletmelive: Please don’t.

Lanaletmelive: You’ve sobbed enough over Ash’s bond with Pikachu.

Sophoplz: THEU RE SO GOOD THO LANA??

Sophoplz: ASH IS S O GOOD

Sophoplz: HI M NAD PIKACHU RLL Y LOVE EACH OTHER AND I JUST WANNA AKLSDJFLAS

Lanaletmelive: Yes, it’s quite…precious.

Sophoplz: HES ALSO SUPER GOOD W/ MY ENTIRE TEAM OK

Sophoplz: TOGEDEMARU ESP

Sophoplz: HES PEAK BOIFRNED MATERIAL!!!!

Lanaletmelive: And what about Kiawe…?

Lanaletmelive: Or Gladion, now that I think on it.

Sophoplz: ALSO BOIFREND MATERIAL!!!

Sophoplz: KIAWES COOL N STRONG AND HE LOOKS INTIMIDATING BUT HE S SO SWEET AND HELPFUL, HE ALWAYS DROPS WHATEVER TO HELP ANY OF US IF WE HAVE A PROB

Sophoplz: AND HE LOVES POKEMON SO MCUH, HES SO GOOD AT CARING AND FEEDING AND GROOMING THEM BC HES DONE IT ALL HIS LIFE ND IT SHOWS!!

Sophoplz: AND GLADIONS NOT GOOD W PPL BUT HE CARES ABT LILLIE SO MUCH AND HES SO AWKWARD ITS SUPER CUTE

Sophoplz: ESP WHEN HE SMILES BC HE DOESN’T SMILE MUCH!! IT LIGHS UP HIS WHOLE FACE

Sophoplz: AND ITS NOT JUST THE GUYS, MALLOW N LILLIE N EVEN U R ALL JUST SUPER AMAZING TOO AND I LOVE U ALL!!

Sophoplz: LILLIE IS SO SWEET N SMART N DORKY N SHY, AND SHES REALLY COME OUTTA HER SHELL WHEN SHES W/ US AND SHES GROWN SO MUCH AS A TRAINER WHEN B4 SHE WAS SCARED OF ALL PKMN AND IT MAKES ME SUPER PROUD OF HER

Sophoplz: MALLOWS SO COOL TOO, SHES SO GOOD AT CHEERING US UP AND PUSHING US FORWARDS LIKE SHES OUR CHEERLEADER ALL TE TIME N SHE GIVES EVERYTHIGN HER ALL AND WORKS HARD EVEN WHEN SHES HAVING FUN

Sophoplz: AND LANA UR SUPER AMAZING 2 AND I’D HAVE THE BIGGEST CRUSH ON U IF I DIDN’T PUT LIKE 80% OF MY ENERGY TO FIGHT IT DOWN BC I KNO U WONT LIKE ME IN THAT WAY LIKE E V E R

Sophoplz: AND I WANT TO KEEP BEIG FRIENDS BC U ALWAYS LISTEN WHEN IM BEING DUMB AND HONESLY I THINK UR MY BEST FRIEND EVER!!!!!

Lanaletmelive:

Lanaletmelive: Oh wow that’s

Lanaletmelive: A lot to process.

Sophoplz: H E C K UR RITE SRRY LANA

Lanaletmelive: It’s fine.

Sophoplz: DID I MAKE THINGS WEIRD

Sophoplz: IM SRRY!!!

Lanaletmelive: No, you’re fine.

Sophoplz: U SURE

Lanaletmelive: Yes.

Sophoplz: IF U SAY SO;;;

Lanaletmelive: I’m glad in general that I have so many friends…that people actually understand me…

Lanaletmelive: But I’m especially glad to have you as a best friend.

Sophoplz: RLY??

Lanaletmelive: I think.

Sophoplz: ALSKJDKAL

Sophoplz: I’LL TAKE IT

Lanaletmelive: Sorry, that wasn’t meant to be insulting…

Sophoplz: its fine lana!

Sophoplz: ur good

Sophoplz: i get it

Lanaletmelive: Oh, good.

Lanaletmelive: Sometimes it’s hard for me to get my feelings across…

Sophoplz: I kno and I still love n support u

Lanaletmelive: Thank you.

Sophoplz: np!!!

Sophoplz: nyways im glad I can message u abt these sorta things

Sophoplz: ovr crushing on everyone Ever

Sophoplz: like ur my age and ur cool n calm n stuff

Sophoplz: u always listen and talk me thru my gushing

Sophoplz: ngl ur the BEST lana

Lanaletmelive:

Lanaletmelive: I’m glad.

Lanaletmelive: You’re the best as well, Soph.

Sophoplz: !!!!

Sophoplz: no romo but like

Sophoplz: <333333

Lanaletmelive: ‘No romo’?

Sophoplz: ye like

Sophoplz: friend love

Sophoplz: and friend hearts!

Lanaletmelive: Oh.

Sophoplz: <3333 <3 <3 bff!

Lanaletmelive: …

Lanaletmelive: <3 bff.

Sophoplz: !

Sophoplz: i m sobbin rn;;;;

Lanaletmelive: Soph…

Sophoplz: i feel so Blessed

Lanaletmelive: You’re ridiculous.

Sophoplz: lolol i kno im a dork

Sophoplz: but ur stuck w/ me as a bff anyways

Lanaletmelive: Yes, I am.

Lanaletmelive: I don’t think I’d change that, though.

Sophoplz: awwww

Sophoplz: thats so sof ;w;

Lanaletmelive: Dork.

Lanaletmelive: <>

Sophoplz: ?

Lanaletmelive: There’s a saying about how diamonds are a girl’s best friend…

Lanaletmelive: It’s archaic, I’ll admit, and shallow.

Lanaletmelive: But finding good friends are as rare as finding diamonds, I think.

Sophoplz: !!

Sophoplz: ooooooh I like it!!! :0

Sophoplz: look at u lana turnin something sexist into something powerful

Sophoplz: ur such a queen

Lanaletmelive: Thanks.

Sophoplz: <> <> <> !!

Lanaletmelive:

Lanaletmelive: <>

Lanaletmelive: Although, I do have one final question.

Sophoplz: hit me w ur best shot

Sophoplz: tho not litrally

Sophoplz: im a weak boi;;;

Lanaletmelive: One shot would kill you instantly, Sophocles. I’m not that cruel.

Sophoplz: aklfdsjlka

Sophoplz: accurate tho

Sophoplz: nyways what ws it?

Lanaletmelive: You said you used 80% of your energy to make sure you did not have a crush on me.

Sophoplz: ;;;;

Sophoplz: r right

Sophoplz: ye what;; about it;;

Lanaletmelive: What do you use the other 20% for?

Sophoplz: pkmn and video games

Lanaletmelive: Ah, of course.

Lanaletmelive: Why am I not surprised.

Sophoplz: akldsfjl

Sophoplz: I feel so attacked

Lanaletmelive: It’s fine.

Lanaletmelive: You’re still my best friend.

Sophoplz: !!!

Sophoplz: good!!!

Sophoplz: <> <> <> bff

Lanaletmelive: Bff

Lanaletmelive: <> <> <>

 

 

 

< Shawty Got Mallowlowlow has started messaging Kiaweenie >

 

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: saw u hangin out with ash today

Kiaweenie: Mallow its not what you think

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: [eyes emoji] [gun emoji]

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: i wont hesitate, bitch

Kiaweenie: alkdsfjkla

Kiaweenie: Have mercy

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: never

Kiaweenie: Was the vine ref all or…?

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: lmao nope

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: todays class sure was interesting huh?

Kiaweenie: I suppose…?

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: ye u seemed p invested during it.

Kiaweenie: What r u implying?

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Kiaweenie: akljdsfkl

Kiaweenie: I hate this.

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Kiaweenie: I hate this.

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: listen u werent subtle lmao

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: I could see u checkin ash out a mile away

Kiaweenie: no I wasnt

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: sure sure ;)

Kiaweenie: i have no idea what ur ta ling abt rn

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: mhm

Kiaweenie: None.

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: like I don’t blame u tbh

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: ash is a snacc but esp today

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: no wonder u couldt stop staring @ dat ass

Kiaweenie: I came here to have a good time and im feeling so attacked rn

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: lmaoooo

Kiaweenie: This is biphobia

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: how can it b biphobia if im also a disaster bi??

Kiaweenie: Then it’s Kiawe Suppression.

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: suppressing wat, ur boners?

Kiaweenie: aklSLKDJF

Kiaweenie: THANKS! I HATE IT!

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: lmaoooo

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: u kno u love it fam ;)

Kiaweenie: Cursed.

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: but like damn

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: ash ridin mudsdale was a sight to see

Kiaweenie: Good Gods, I know…

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: plus u n ash were doing a lot of heavy lifting gettin the supplies in the cart

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: so like

Kiaweenie: I’m now mildly terrified, but yes…?

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: u got to see him up close and personal

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: all in his sweaty shirtless glory ;)

Kiaweenie: alksdjfa

Kiaweenie: listen

Kiaweenie: I didn’t ask for this to happen

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: but it did bro

Kiaweenie: I know and I hate it

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: lmao suuuure dude

Kiaweenie: I said, yknow, like a liar…

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: at least u admitted it

Kiaweenie: It’s a new habit I’ve picked up.

Kiaweenie: Being honest.

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: all bc of ash’s fine fine ass

Kiaweenie: N O

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: dont lie

Kiaweenie: Ash’s behind doesn’t have anything to do with that

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: but u admit that ash sure does

Kiaweenie: …

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: got u

Kaiweenie: Damn, you sure did.

Kiaweenie: Ash really does bring out the best in me…

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: ngl he does to every1 I think

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: its like this superpower he has lol

Kiaweenie: I know. It’s pretty amazing.

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: gay

Kiaweenie: shut

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: and then u 2 rode off into the sunset on noble steeds like a gay western

Kiaweenie: That’s not how that happened but ok

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: hey it p much did

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: but if ur still gonna live in denial…

Kiaweenie: There was no sunset involved.

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: ash kept staring at you

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: so lovingly and deeply

Kiaweenie: I highly doubt it was lovingly

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: hornily, then

Kiaweenie: C U R SED

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: listen, u were shirtless and wearing a cowboy hat??

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: it was Iconic and a Power Move and super gay

Kiaweenie: I’m?? Shirtless?? All the time???

Kiaweenie: So it couldn’t be that.

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: well he sure was staring at u [eyes emoji]

Kiaweenie: He probably stared bc I started to sing…

Kiaweenie: And no other reason.

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: tru tru u don’t sing much

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: even tho ur voice is beauty and grace

Kiaweenie: Ha, thanks.

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: but then u two did a rousin duet of old town road

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: which I never knew could sound so gay n romantic b4

Kiaweenie: aklsjfl

Kiaweenie: It wasn’t a duet?

Kiaweenie: He just started to sing along after a minute.

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: ash litrlly did billy rays parts and then harmonized w/ u on the chorus??

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: that was defo a guet m’dude

Kiaweenie: Guet?

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: Gay Duet

Kiaweenie: Mallow

Kiaweenie: That’s not a Thing.

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: it is now hoe

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: bc u made it a reality

Kiaweenie:

Kiaweenie: You’re ridiculous.

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: and ur oblivious lol

Kiaweenie: Ash doesn’t like me in that way.

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: sure jan

Kiaweenie: He doesn’t.

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: u dont kno that kia

Kiaweenie: Look, no matter how ridiculously attracted I am to Ash, it won’t magically make him like me back.

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: eh, ashs just super duper oblivious chiapet

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: dont just give up hope

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: or some1 else could snatch him up ;0

Kiaweenie: For the last time, Mallow, we’re not love rivals for Ash’s affections.

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: lmao I didn’t mean me, kiki

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: tho I still wouldnt mind tappin that [eyes emoji]

Kiaweenie: As you’ve told me multiple times.

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: lolol as if u havnt thought it

Kiaweenie: Not the point.

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: u bi disaster

Kiaweenie: Says the other bi disaster.

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: tru tru lmao

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: ANYWAYS I didnt mean me

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: like any1 w/ eyes can see that ashs other friends are v fond of him

Kiaweenie: Ash is just that likeable. Your point?

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: my POINT is ash is a fiiiiine bachelor

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: and his friends have known him for longer AND b4 we ever met him

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: whos to say some of them dont already have massive crushes on him???

Kiaweenie:

Kiaweenie: That

Kiaweenie: actually makes an alarming amount of sense.

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: alarming? gee thnx :p

Kiaweenie: You know what I meant.

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: lol I kno

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: but ye

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: if 1 of us dont confess some1 else will probs

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: tho its no guarantee he’ll like em back if it happens

Kiaweenie: Mallow, I highly doubt he’ll like me back if I ever do confess.

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: again, u don’t kno that!!

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: I guess all we cn do is wait n see tho

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: which sucks b w/e :pppp

Kiaweenie: Well, personally? I’m not going to ruin my friendship with Ash over some stupid crush.

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: its not stupid kiawe!

Kiaweenie: sure

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: don’t talk like that abt urself! >:/

Kiaweenie: Alright, alright.

Kiaweenie: Sorry

Kiaweenie: Just

Kiaweenie: Know that it probably won’t last long, anyways. I’m sure I’ll find another guy or girl I’ll want to date.

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: well that sounds a little sad but like, u do u kiwa

Kiaweenie: …

Kiaweenie: And some day, maybe you’ll stop giving me terrible nicknames.

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: no can do kiacakes

Kiaweenie: Cursed.

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: u love me anyways ;0

Kiaweenie: Sadly enough.

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: :p

Kiaweenie: Anyways

Kiaweenie: Youre taking it all rather well.

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: ???

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: what ur depressing gay ass letting ash find true happiness or w/e, like some sort of tragic romance novel?

Kiaweenie: Absolutely not where I was going w/ this, but sure?

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: we’re bi solidarity, kiawe

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: im gotta support u no matter what ok?

Kiaweenie:

Kiaweenie: Thank you, Mallow.

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: no prob no prob

Kiaweenie: I meant earlier, though

Kiaweenie: that u seemed fine abt Ash dating one of his other friends

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: ohhhhhhh ok

Kiaweenie: Are you?

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: ye lol

Kiaweenie: w h

Kiaweenie: Really???

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: fam, im always ready to date any cute girl or boy, so this really isn’t any skin off my back

Kiaweenie: wow ok

Kiaweenie: damn

Kiaweenie: You’re stronger than me then, Mallow.

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: and don’t u forget it young kiawadan ;0

Kiaweenie: …that was the worst 1 yet but I’ll give u points for geekiness

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: damn fam harsh lol

Kiaweenie: We all have our off days.

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: oh dont I kno it

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: 2day lillie was so adorbs I literally died??

Kiaweenie: Do tell.

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: u kno how shes the biggest nerd ever?

Kiaweenie: The fact that she dominates our classes and tests? Yeah.

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: ok well like

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: idk if shes ever done a day of work in her life

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: like not in a mean way!!

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: just

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: she cant lift anything 4 shit

Kiaweenie: She’s pretty much a porcelain doll, so that makes sense.

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: lkasjd ye

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: lana had to help her carry supplies to the carts

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: it was just some ropes for the reins and tack for mudsdale

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: but she almost dropped the ropes and got tangled up in them and it was;; so cute yall;;;

Kiaweenie: Damn, that’s adorable.

Kiaweenie: What the hell.

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: I KNO

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: lillies so cute its UNREAL

Kiaweenie: Gay

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: yell heah bruh

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: she got rlly tired rlly fast from walkin w/ the cart so I told her to get on

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: and she just hopped up there, taking off her sunhat to fan herself

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: kickin her feet

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: lookin like a princess

Kiaweenie: I’m actually regretting riding the mudsdale now.

Kiaweenie: I would’ve liked to see that tbh

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: and what, miss ur gay serenading w/ ash???

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: doesn’t sound like u lmao

Kiaweenie: S h u t

Kiaweenie: And I Wasn’t serenading him.

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: fine fine

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: ur guet (gay duet) w/ him

Kiaweenie: >:/

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: ;p

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: but ye lana n soph both looked like they were dying w/ her in the back

Kiaweenie: Oh no.

Kiaweenie: I know the heat was pretty bad during the trip…

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: either they were dying from heat stroke or like

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: they were both dying over lillie

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: which big mood either way

Kiaweenie: Pfff

Kiaweenie: Mood

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: so lillie is a total babe and princess and im so bi for her, thnx 4 coming to my ted talk

Kiaweenie: It was a great TED Talk.

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: [wipes tear fro m my eye] thank

Kiaweenie: You’re doing great sweetie.

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: w

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: wHAT WAS THAT?

Kiaweenie: ASLSAJKLF

Kiaweenie: I WAS DOING IT FOR THE MEME OK

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: YOU SHOULD VE WANRED ME OK

Kiaweenie: LISTEN

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: I FE LT MYSELF LOSE 10 YRS OF MY LIFESPAN

Kiaweenie: I WISH I COULD TAKE IT BACK THE INSTANT I SENT IT

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: aksdjl

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: warn a girl next time kiablade master

Kiaweenie: that one is such a reach but u know? I’ll let it slide

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: u fukngn better u almost killed me u dick

Kiaweenie: Ok fair

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: bt considerin we’re the ultimate mlm/wlw solidarity, i’ll forgive u

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: this time

Kiaweenie: How generous.

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: u kno it

Kiaweenie: I’m honored.

Shawty Got Mallowlowlow: ;p

 

 

 

< GL4D10N has started messaging L1L S1S >

 

GL4D10N: H3Y S1S

L1L S1S: Hello brother!

L1L S1S: May I ask why you are messaging me?

GL4D10N: WH4T, C4N 4 GUY N0T CH3CK UP 0N H1S B4BY S1S?

L1L S1S: No! That’s quite acceptable!

L1L S1S: I’m simply asking because, well…

GL4D10N: W3LL?

L1L S1S: Are you not just in the other room, brother…?

GL4D10N:

GL4D10N: 4ND?

L1L S1S: Brother…

GL4D10N: WH4T

L1L S1S: You’re so lazy!

GL4D10N: 1’M S0RT 0F 0CCUP13D RN

L1L S1S: And what has you so occupied…?

GL4D10N: W/ 4 P4CK 0F SL33PY PUPP13S

L1L S1S: Ah, I see!

GL4D10N: Y34H.

L1L S1S: Still, wouldn’t it be easier to communicate to each other through a call instead of chat messages?

GL4D10N: 1 H4T3 T4LK1NG TH0

L1L S1S: You are talking to me right now!

GL4D10N: BUT 1TS 34S13R TH1S W4Y

L1L S1S: For certain parties, I suppose…

GL4D10N: H3Y

GL4D10N: D0NT S4SS M3

L1L S1S: I wasn’t trying to…

GL4D10N: 1TS F1N3

L1L S1S: If this mode of communication makes you feel most comfortable, I won’t stop you, brother.

GL4D10N:

GL4D10N: TH4NKS

GL4D10N: 1 H4T3 T4LK1NG 0UT L0UD

GL4D10N: 1T JUST SUCKS

L1L S1S: Public speaking really is a doozy!

L1L S1S: I myself find trouble with it…

GL4D10N: TH4TS TH3 4NX13TY, S1S

L1L S1S: Yes, of course.

L1L S1S: Understandable, have a good day.

GL4D10N: W AS

GL4D10N: WAS THAT A FUCKNG MEME???

L1L S1S: Language, brother. >:(

L1L S1S: But yes, it was.

GL4D10N: AND A SMILEY TOO??

GL4D10N: W O W, UR FRIENDS RLLY CHANGED U LILS

L1L S1S: Oh, I don’t know…

L1L S1S: I still find myself being the scared, compliant little girl mother raised me as…

GL4D10N: YOU’VE COME A LONG WAY, THO

GL4D10N: EVEN I CAN TELL

GL4D10N: AND IM PROUD, SIS

L1L S1S:

L1L S1S: Thank you, brother.

GL4D10N: ANYWAYS THATS ENOUGH MUSHY SH1T FOR NOW

GL4D10N: WHATD U DO IN SCHOOL 2DAY?

L1L S1S: Language.

L1L S1S: Oh, it was quite interesting!

L1L S1S: We did some hands-on activities outside.

GL4D10N: L1K3?

L1L S1S: Professor Kukui wanted to show us how it was like to prepare a pair of Mudsdale and a cart of merchandise to send.

L1L S1S: We accompanied the cart to the next town as well!

L1L S1S: It was all very interesting and practical applications to handling both Pokémon and other people, as well as showing how to act responsibly with an important task and complete a business transaction.

GL4D10N: TH4TS GR34T, L1LS

GL4D10N: D1D U H4V3 FUN?

L1L S1S: Yes, very much so!

L1L S1S: Although…I’m afraid I wasn’t much help when it came to actually preparing the cart or Mudsdale.

L1L S1S: The supplies were all quite heavy, and I got tired very quickly while on the trip and had to sit in the back of the cart.

GL4D10N: NO SHAME IN THAT

GL4D10N: MANUAL LABOR IS FOR CHUMPS ANYWAYS

L1L S1S: Brother, that is quite rude!

L1L S1S: Plenty of people have professions where they must do manual labor!

GL4D10N: 0K 0K

GL4D10N: SO UH

GL4D10N: I GUESS KIAWE LOADED UP THE CART, THEN?

L1L S1S: Yes, he did!

L1L S1S: Though it was a group effort.

L1L S1S: Even if I spent most of it not really helping, with Lana doing my share…

GL4D10N: R34LLY? SH3S 11

L1L S1S: She is quite strong for an 11-year-old!

L1L S1S: She works at the docks, after all!

GL4D10N: P01NT

GL4D10N: THAT MUSTVE BEEN HELL THOUGH, IT WAS SUPER HOT TODAY

L1L S1S: It was not very pleasant, no.

GL4D10N: YOU GUYS MUSTVE SWEATED UP A STORM

GL4D10N: I MEAN, I CAN ONLY IMAGINE

L1L S1S: Yes, we really did sweat quite a bit.

L1L S1S: Even Ash took off his shirt while loading the cart, and Mallow was complaining about wanting to shed her own.

GL4D10N: W H AT

GL4D10N: OK 1ST

GL4D10N: DOESN’T SHE LIKE, WEAR OVERALLS? HOW DOES THAT WORK?

L1L S1S: I don’t know!

L1L S1S: I didn’t let her go through with it!

GL4D10N: RIGHT…

L1L S1S: Honestly! That would be so inappropriate…

GL4D10N: IM SURE YOU WOULDNT MIND IF SHE DID

L1L S1S: I

L1L S1S: What is that supposed to mean?

GL4D10N: NOTHING NOTHING

L1L S1S: ?

GL4D10N: SO

GL4D10N: IF ASH TOOK OFF HIS SHIRT

GL4D10N: GUESS THAT MEANS ALL THE GUYS WERE SHIRTLESS, HUH

L1L S1S: Well, Sophocles firmly remained shirted.

GL4D10N: E W

GL4D10N: HES A K I D LILS!

L1L S1S: Does that make a difference?

GL4D10N: OF FUCKING COURSE IT DOES

L1L S1S: I am…very confused.

GL4D10N: YOU’LL GET IT WHEN UR OLDER OK

L1L S1S: Okay…?

GL4D10N: SO UH

GL4D10N: ANYMORE DEETS?

L1L S1S: Deets?

GL4D10N: LIKE IM NOT SURPRRISED KIAWE WAS SHIRTLESS BC HE ALWAYS IS

GL4D10N: WHICH IS STILL A LITTLE WEIRD AND IM NOT OVER IT TBH

L1L S1S: Kiawe claims it is more practical to not wear shirts.

GL4D10N: IT SURE IS SOMETHING BUT UH

GL4D10N: H O W IS IT PRACTICAL?

L1L S1S: He works on his family’s ranch. He often has to do chores, like feeding and grooming the Pokémon, and cleaning out the stables and such.

L1L S1S: He says his clothing often gets damaged and dirty because of this, and he always works up a sweat and needs to remove his shirt while working besides.

GL4D10N: …HUH

GL4D10N: WELL

GL4D10N: IM CERTAINLY NOT COMPLAINING

L1L S1S: You tend to bring it up quite often, brother.

GL4D10N: W HAT?

GL4D10N: N O I DONT

L1L S1S: Yes, you do.

GL4D10N: I DONT KNO WHAT UR TALKING ABT

L1L S1S: Since you bring it up so often, I would have assumed that meant you were complaining about it.

GL4D10N: NO

GL4D10N: NOPE

GL4D10N: NO COMPLAINTS HERE

L1L S1S: Is that so?

GL4D10N: YES

GL4D10N: CAN WE PLZ STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS

L1L S1S: Alright…?

GL4D10N: A NYWAYS UH

GL4D10N: WAS THERE ANYTHING ELSE?

L1L S1S: About the shirtless boys specifically?

GL4D10N: LAKJDSFLK

GL4D10N: NO

GL4D10N: W HAT GAVE U THT IDEA

L1L S1S: You seemed quite fixated on that subject, I simply assumed you wanted to pursue it further.

GL4D10N: WELL I MEAN

GL4D10N: I SURE WOULDNT MIND PURSUING THINGS FURTHER

GL4D10N: IN A SENSE

L1L S1S: So you’d still like to know about the boys’ escapades today?

GL4D10N: I DONT WANT TO HAVE THIS TALK WITH MY OWN GODSDAMNED SISTER SO JUST

L1L S1S: ???

GL4D10N: TELL ME ABT SOMETHING ELSE

GL4D10N: ANYTHING ELSE

GL4D10N: PLZ

L1L S1S: I am confused as why you are getting so…

L1L S1S: Flustered?

GL4D10N: ASKLDJLA

GL4D10N: I M NOT FLUISTERD

GL4D10N: FUCK

L1L S1S: If you insist.

L1L S1S: If you stop cursing, I will move on.

GL4D10N: Y ES, FINE

GL4D10N: DEAL

L1L S1S: Well, when we arrived at town, we consulted the map to find our destination.

L1L S1S: Which was a general store that needed a new shipment of supplies.

L1L S1S: Ash and Mallow were quick to greet the head of the store, but it was Kiawe and I that spoke with the man over the details of the shipment and contract.

GL4D10N: C0NTR4CT?

L1L S1S: Oh, yes. It was quite a simple one.

L1L S1S: Simply stating that we would arrive with the supplies undamaged and all accounted for.

L1L S1S: Which we did! So, it was no issue.

GL4D10N: THATS GOOD

GL4D10N: IM NOT SURPRISED ASH AND MALLOW WERE THE 1ST TO SAY HI, TAHTS JUST LIKE EM

L1L S1S: It really is!

GL4D10N: ALSO, GOOD ON YOU FOR TALKING TO THE MANAGER. IM SURE YOU DID WELL.

L1L S1S: Well, Kiawe spoke to the man more than I did…

L1L S1S: But I feel like I learned a lot with the experience!

GL4D10N: WELL, THAT’S WHAT SCHOOLS FOR RIGHT?

GL4D10N: NEW EXPERIENCES AND SHIT. LEARNING.

L1L S1S: I suppose you are right!

L1L S1S: Though must you say it so crassly?

GL4D10N: 4LW4YS

L1L S1S: Well, that’s all that happened of note!

L1L S1S: In the morning we had a lecture, but most of the day was taken up by the preparation and the trip.

L1L S1S: Oh, and we were also given some homework to do, of course, but it isn’t much.

L1L S1S: I’ve already completed it.

GL4D10N: 0F C0URS3 Y0U H4V3

GL4D10N: 1 3XP3CT3D N0TH1NG L3SS FR0M Y0U

L1L S1S: Oh! Well, thank you, brother!

GL4D10N: Y0UR3 SUCH 4 N3RD

GL4D10N: BUT UR W3LC0M3

L1L S1S: Wanting to do well in school does not make me a ‘nerd’!

GL4D10N: SUR3 SUR3

L1L S1S: :(

GL4D10N: ST0P TH4T

L1L S1S: :(((

L1L S1S: Do you see that, brother? You have made me quite sad with your comments.

GL4D10N: UGH, F1N3

GL4D10N: Y0UR3 N0T 4 N3RD

GL4D10N: Y0UR3 JUST SM4RT

GL4D10N: H4PPY?

L1L S1S: Very!

L1L S1S: :)

L1L S1S: See? You’ve managed to turn my frown upside down!

GL4D10N: Y0UR3 T00 4D0RABL3, L1LS

L1L S1S: Thank you, brother!

GL4D10N: W3LL, G00D T4LK, S1S

L1L S1S: Yes, it was surprisingly enjoyable!

GL4D10N: SURPR1S1NGLY?

L1L S1S: Oh, you know what I meant…

GL4D10N: HAHA YEAH

GL4D10N: NYWAYS COULD U PLZ HELP ME W/ THE PUPS

GL4D10N: MY LEGSVE FALLEN ASLEEP BC OF THEM

L1L S1S: I’m on my way!

GL4D10N: THANK

Chapter Text

 

< Brock Appreciation Household >

 

Pikachoose you: hwy quick q who ws the 1st unova pres and his vp??

May Maple: r

May Maple: r u doing homework???

Pikachoose you: y eah;;;

Best Dad: Look at you, being responsible!

Pikachoose you: ye

Lesbian Mom: for once

Pikachoose you: hey!!

Pikachoose you: im plenty responsible!!

May Maple: srry ash but I failed world history back in school :(

Pikachoose you: oof rip

Lesbian Mom: same

ElectraHeart: same!

Dawn Berlitz: same lol

Drew LaRousse: how

Pikachoose you: i feel that;;;

Drew LaRousse: how could u fail world history???

ElectraHeart: adhd :p

Dawn Berlitz: dumb bitch disease

Lesbian Mom: my sisters taught me

Lesbian Mom: do the math there

Pikachoose you: rip

Best Dad: RIP

May Maple: it’s the autism, babe

Drew LaRousse: aklsdjl

Pikachoose you: big mood

Tracey Sketchit: Mood.

Drew LaRousse: right but

Drew LaRousse: still may ur not dumb

May Maple: ;;;

May Maple: thnx bae;;

Drew LaRousse: Ur baller at battle tactics, and those have roots in war tactics

Drew LaRousse: aka History Shit

May Maple: look i was good at 1 thing at school and that was PE

Pikachoose you: same tho!

Lesbian Mom: gods same

ElectraHeart: same!!

May Maple: also maybe art

Tracey Sketchit: !!

Dawn Berlitz: lol ye art was my JAM

Tracey Sketchit: Art buds!!

May Maple: art buds!

Dawn Berlitz: art budssss :0

Tracey Sketchit: I pretty much put all my time and skill into 1) art and 2) Pokémon, and that’s why I’m bad at everything else.

Gary Oak: Sounds fake, but ok :/

Tracey Sketchit: hush you

Gary Oak: Never >:/

Lesbian Mom: [eyes emoji]

May Maple: nyways I could stim and do whtever the hell I wanted in p.e and art

Pikachoose you: mmMMMOoD

May Maple: not stuck in lecture hell where I had to try and process Lots of Words

Dawn Berlitz: rip

Lesbian Mom: rip

ElectraHeart: ye lectures are Terrible :[

Ritchie Kid: oof!!

Drew LaRousse: Understandable, have a nice life babe

May Maple: akljdflak

May Maple: <3

Drew LaRousse: <3

Best Dad: That there is love.

Drew LaRousse: You know it.

May Maple: tbh max was always better at book stuff

May Maple: together we make One Functional Autistic Person TM

Pikachoose you: god i wish that were me;;

Tracey Sketchit: Big Mood though.

Gary Oak: [gun emoji]

Gary Oak: You’re all doing fine.

Pikachoose you: ;;;

May Maple: hmm

Tracey Sketchit: Debatable.

Gary Oak: Stop being Like This or I s2g.

Pikachoose you: aw gary :’]

Tracey Sketchit:

Gary Oak: Tracey…

Tracey Sketchit: :/

Gary Oak: >:/

Tracey Sketchit: Ok, ok, fine.

Gary Oak: Good.

Lesbian Mom: tru love babyyyyy

Gary Oak: [gun emoji]

Gary Oak: don’t even start

Tracey Sketchit: ?

ElectraHeart: [eyes emoji]

Dawn Berlitz: [eyes emoji]

May Maple: [eyes emoji]

Drew LaRousse: [eyes emoji]

Pikachoose you: im glad we had this <3 2 <3 yall

Ritchie Kid: [eyes emoji]

May Maple: same tho

ElectraHeart: same!

Ritchie Kid: same

Best Dad: I’m proud of you all!

ElectraHeart: thnx ddad!!

Dawn Bertliz: bless brock

ElectraHeart: nyways im gonna log out now!

Ritchie Kid: me too!

Pikachoose you: aw :[

May Maple: bye!

Dawn Berlitz: byeee

Drew LaRousse: bye

ElectraHeart: ttyl! ;0

Ritchie Kid: talk to u l8r ash!! :]

Ritchie Kid: nd every1 else!!

Pikachoose you: !!

Pikachoose you: ok bye!!

Tracey Sketchit: Take care!

Lesbian Mom: bye kids!

ElectraHeart: !!

ElectraHeart: bye mom!!

Best Dad: Bye Casey! Bye Ritchie! :)

Ritchie Kid: bye!!

ElectraHeart: bye dad!!

Gary Oak: Stay safe, you two.

Ritchie Kid: …:’]

ElectraHeart: will do!!

Ritchie Kid: thank

 

< ElectraHeart is now offline >

 

< Ritchie Kid is now offline >

 

Lesbian Mom: [wipes away tear] there they go…

Best Dad: They grow up so fast…

Pikachoose you: im

Pikachoose you: so lost

May Maple: worm tho

Gary Oak: No surprise there.

Tracey Sketchit: Understandable, have a nice day.

Piakchoose you: lakjdfkl

Pikachoose you: ok well;;

Pikachoose you: i still need help so

Pikachoose you: @draGONE @GrassGay @Bianca White @Trip Shoot @Stephan Kenyan @Cameron Carsten

Lesbian Mom: mew, ash wtf

Dawn Berlitz: damn dude

Pikachoose you: help who was unovas 1st pres and vp?

Pikachoose you: listen

Pikachoose you: im callin in the experts

Cameron Carsten: WHOMSTVE THE FUCK?

Stephan Kenyan: Why?

draGONE: What is it now?

Drew LaRousse: I M

Cameron Carsten: I DIDNT SIGN UP FOR THIS

Lesbian Mom: huh

Dawn Berlitz: lol wow

Lesbian Mom: it actually worked

Pikachoose you: blz u guyzr from unova

Pikachoose you: I need help with hw

draGONE: What if I’m doing something rn Ash??

Pikachoose you: listen;;;;

Cameron Carsten: U H YOU THINK I KNOW ANYTHING ABT HISTORY????

Pikachoose you: hey u might?

Cameron Carsten: IM GAY ASH!!!

Cameron Carsten: + HELLA DUMB!!!!!

Pikachoose you: alkjsdfkl

draGONE: MOOD

Dawn Berlitz: mood lmao

Gary Oak: I m

May Maple: mood!

ElectraHeart: lol same

Tracey Sketchit: Mood?

Lesbian Mom: big mood

Stephan Kenyan: Cam…

Stephan Kenyan: You’re not dumb!

Cameron Carsten: YELL HEAH I AM

Gary Oak: Wait.

Stephan Kenyan: Stop saying that :(

Cameron Carsten: n E V ER

Stephan Kenyan: >:(

Gary Oak: @Cameron Carsten Are you the guy Ash lost to in Unova’s Pokémon League?

Cameron Carsten: ??

Cameron Carsten: AM I?

Dawn Berlitz: lol rip

Stephan Kenyan: Yeah, you are.

draGONE: Sadly, he is.

Cameron Carsten: OH YEAH!

Gary Oak: Seriously?

Cameron Carsten: HEY

Pikachoose you: ;;;

Cameron Carsten: LISTEN TO BE FAIR

Cameron Carsten: IT WAS YEARS AGO

Stephan Kenyan: 4 years, actually.

Stephan Kenyan: Going on 5.

Cameron Carsten: YEAH!

Lesbian Mom: waitwaitwait

Gary Oak: I can’t believe it…

Lesbian Mom: this the ‘5 pkmn in a 6 pkmn league battle’ kid??

Stephan Kenyan: …

Cameron Carsten: UHHHHHH

Drew LaRousse: the WHAT

May Maple: W H AT

Stephan Kenyan: Yes.

Best Dad: Really?

Drew LaRousse: h OLY SHIT??

Dawn Berlitz: that’s? a Thing?

Gary Oak: It’s usually not, but for that battle…

Cameron Carsten: LISTEN!!

Cameron Carsten: I FORGOT OK!!!!

Tracey Sketchit: You…forgot?

Best Dad: You forgot to bring 6 Pokémon to an official League match

Best Dad: where you typically bring 6 Pokémon?

Dawn Berlitz: lmao daaaamn

May Maple: i

May Maple: how

Lesbian Mom: I think im having an aneurism hol up

Gary Oak: I cant fucking believe this

Cameron Carsten: ALKSDFJAKL

Gary Oak: @Pikachoose you did u seriously lose to this guy????

Pikachoose you: yeah?

Gary Oak: Seriously Ash?

Pikachoose you: l i sten

Pikachoose you: Cameron was super strong!!!

Gary Oak: With only 5 Pokémon?????

Lesbian Mom: tbh that match was the most painful to watch…

Best Dad: Ash still did well in Unova!

Pikachoose you: they were v strong pkmn ok

draGONE: There were some Circumstances, alright?

Gary Oak: Sounds fake

Gary Oak: but alright :/

Pikachoose you: dont @ me gary

Stephan Kenyan: @Gary Oak Hey, Cam is a strong Trainer, and he’s only getting better. People make mistakes.

Stephan Kenyan: So please stop insulting him.

Cameron Carsten: !!

Cameron Carsten: THNX

draGONE: Yeah I mean

Stephan Kenyan: ofc cam

draGONE: I still think Ash losing that match was Ridiculous but

draGONE: It happened.

GrassGay: Cameron’s a skilled Trainer.

Cameron Carsten: YEAH!

Dawn Berlitz: u cant change the past

Lesbian Mom: well, usually…

May Maple: ?

Dawn Berlitz: ???

Drew LaRousse: do we even want 2 know or?

Lesbian Mom: nope

Drew LaRousse: valid

GrassGay: Just because Ash is our closest friend doesn’t mean we should go insulting other Trainers to their faces for defeating him.

Cameron Carsten: YEAH

Dawn Berlitz: except paul

Cameron Carsten: THANKS GRASSGAY

Cameron Carsten: WHOEVER YOU ARE

Best Dad: Except Paul.

GrassGay: Or in this case, to their screen…?

Stephan Kenyan: I think this is Cilan.

Stephan Kenyan: And draGONE is Iris?

draGONE: Yup.

GrassGay: Got it in one!

Cameron Carsten: OK NICE!!

Stephan Kenyan: Not sure who everyone else is, but hi!

Lesbian Mom: fair

Dawn Berlitz: hi

May Maple: hi!!

Best Dad: That’s fair.

Tracey Sketchit: Welcome to the groupchat!

GrassGay: This chat’s for all of Ash’s friends.

Cameron Carsten: WOW

Cameron Carsten: THERE’S LOTS OF PPL HERE!!

Drew LaRousse: You can say that again…

draGONE: It’s Ash.

Stephan Kenyan: Understandable!

Pikachoose you: im sorta over it anyways

Dawn Berlitz: ?

Pikachoose you: the unova league match I mean

Lesbian Mom: rly?

Cameron Carsten: !!

Lesbian Mom: it was p bad, ash

Pikachoose you: sure i was pissed and sad at 1st but

Pikachoose you: camerons still my friend!!

Cameron Carsten: YEAH!

Cameron Carsten: I LIKE BEING YOUR FRIEND ASH!

Cameron Carsten: UR A GOOD FRIEND!

Pikachoose you: !!

Pikachoose you: u too!!!!

Best Dad: To be fair

Best Dad: It still wasn’t as brutal as the vs Tobias match

Dawn Berlitz: o o f yeah

Lesbian Mom: true

Gary Oak: …

Dawn Berlitz: stupid hax bastard

Gary Oak: Ash, you’re a fucking saint.

Pikachoose you: ???

Pikachoose you: th

Pikachoose you: thanx??

Gary Oak: I seriously don’t know how you do it.

Pikachoose you: do what??

draGONE: Me neither.

Lesbian Mom: i still wonder tbh

Tracey Sketchit: Well, this is Ash we’re talking about.

GrassGay: Friendly and oblivious. That’s our Ash.

Gary Oak: If some chump came along with just 5 Pokémon and beat my strongest team, I’d commit sudoku right then and there.

Cameron Carsten: L ISTEN

Drew LaRousse: valid

Pikachoose you: GARY!

Lesbian Mom: alsdjfla

Best Dad: I

Dawn Berlitz: lmaooo

May Maple: I m wheezing

Drew LaRousse: w ait a fukcing

Tracey Sketchit: Gary

Drew LaRousse: lkajdslk

Gary Oak: Just being honest.

Tracey Sketchit: You’d… fill out a sudoku puzzle?

Gary Oak: What?

Gary Oak: …

Pikachoose you: hoooooo

Gary Oak: Fuck I meant seppuku.

Gary Oak: Can I get a redo or

Tracey Sketchit: Nope.

Pikachoose you: haha nope!!

draGONE: Live with it.

Stephan Kenyan: Considering you’ve just insulted another Trainer and couldn’t even get the insult right? Fuck no.

Gary Oak: …

Cameron Carsten: WOAH

draGONE: Y O.

Drew LaRousse: d AMN

Dawn Berlitz: buuurn

Gary Oak: …Fair.

Pikachoose you: 1 fear

Cameron Carsten: 1 FEAR!!

draGONE: 1 FEAR

GrassGay: 1 fear

Dawn Berlitz: 1 fear

Stephan Kenyan: …

Tracey Sketchit: You deserved that one.

Gary Oak: That I did.

Stephan Kenyan: Um still

Stephan Kenyan: Sorry for cursing.

Pikachoose you: ur fine!!

May Maple: yeah u good!

Dawn Berlitz: lmao shit dude we do it all the time in chat

Lesbian Mom: true

Best Dad: At this point, it’s inevitable.

Cameron Carsten: YEAH ITS FINE BABE!!

Gary Oak: I’ve officially cursed on here more than I ever have aloud in my life, ever.

Gary Oak: This chat turns us all into fucking heathens. Embrace it.

Tracey Sketchit: That’s a lie.

Tracey Sketchit: Gary you stubbed your toe this morning and cursed a full minute.

Pikachoose you: laksjdfkla

Lesbian Mom: lmaooo

Dawn Berlitz: lolol

Best Dad: Pfff

Gary Oak: Lies and Slander.

Drew LaRousse: mood tho

Tracey Sketchit: Very loudly.

Tracey Sketchit: In front of the Prof, at that.

Gary Oak: …

Gary Oak: Listen.

Stephan Kenyan: I feel like I still shouldn’t have snapped…

Cameron Carsten: IT WAS COOL!!

Lesbian Mom: eh, gary deserved it

Best Dad: True.

Gary Oak: I

Tracey Sketchit: He did.

Gary Oak: Ok I did

Gary Oak: Now we’re even.

Stephan Kenyan: …

Stephan Kenyan: I guess.

Gary Oak: Ouch.

draGONE: 1 fear

Dawn Berlitz: 1 fear

GrassGay: 1 fear

Pikachoose you: 1 fear

Cameron Carsten: STEPH UR SO FIERCE WHEN UR ANGRY!!!!!

Stephan Kenyan: I only get angry when people insult you, Cam.

draGONE: I’ve literally never seen Stephan angry before, it’s such a trip.

Stephan Kenyan: I can handle anything people throw at me, but if you’re the target…

Cameron Carsten: AW!!!

May Maple: daww

Cameron Carsten: YOURE THE BEST!!!

GrassGay: That’s so sweet!

Dawn Berlitz: heart eyes

Cameron Carsten: MY BIG BUFF KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR BOYFRIEND!!!

Stephan Kenyan: Oh gosh.

GrassGay: !!!

draGONE: Oh, nice!

Stephan Kenyan: You’re gonna make me blush, Cam…

Cameron Carsten: GOOD!!

Cameron Carsten: UR EXTRA CUTE WHEN U BLUSH!!

Stephan Kenyan:

Stephan Kenyan: aslkdfjalks

draGONE: I think you’ve broken your bf.

Gary Oak: Gods, I wish that were me.

GrassGay: Big Mood

Tracey Sketchit: Mood?

draGONE: mood

Stephan Kenyan: cam plz,,,

Cameron Carsten: ITS TRUE!!

Pikachoose you: wait r u 2 together?? :0

Gary Oak:

Tracey Sketchit:

Lesbian Mom:

Best Dad:

Cameron Carsten: YEAH!!!

Stephan Kenyan: Yes.

draGONE: ASH

Lesbian Mom: ASH RLY

May Maple: aklsdjlka

Dawn Berlitz: lmaoo

Tracey Sketchit: Ash.

Drew LaRousse: incredible

Best Dad: Ash, did you just.

May Maple: ash 15 mins later: wait ur DATING?

Pikachoose you: akldfjl

Pikachoose you: im feeling so attacked,,,

draGONE: Ash is oblivious to love, why am I even surprised.

Pikachoose you: l iSTEN

Cameron Carsten: ITS COOL, ASH

Cameron Carsten: I DIDN’T REALIZE I WAS DATING STEPHAN FOR HALF A YEAR

draGONE: kaljdsfl

May Maple: lajsdfkl

Dawn Berlitz: lmaooo

Lesbian Mom: h oly shit

Drew LaRousse: Iconic.

GrassGay: Really?

Stephan Kenyan: He really didn’t.

Gary Oak: Considering what I know, I’m not surprised in the slightest.

Lesbian Mom: lmao gary ur one to talk

Gary Oak: [gun emoji]

Dawn Berlitz: [eyes emoji]

Pikachoose you: [eyes emoji]

GrassGay: [eyes emoji]

Best Dad: [eyes emoji]

May Maple: [eyes emoji]

May Maple: ok but mood tho?

Tracey Sketchit: [eyes emoji] ??

Drew LaRousse: yeah, Gods knows it took forever to realize May and me were dating.

Cameron Carsten: !!

Cameron Carsten: IM NOT THE ONLY ONE THEN!

Best Dad: That’s because you two were dancing around each other for so long.

May Maple: akljdfk

Drew LaRousse: Listne

May Maple: L I STEN

Drew LaRousse: …

Drew LaRousse: Fuck I got nothing

May Maple: same

Stephan Kenyan: To be fair, I didn’t realize I had a crush on Cam at first.

Stephan Kenyan: Since I never got one before him.

Best Dad: Understandable.

Gary Oak: Makes sense.

Stephan Kenyan: So we were both oblivious for a While.

Gary Oak: And then you realized you were gay, which opened your Inner Eye.

GrassGay: ^

draGONE: Accurate.

Dawn Berlitz: mood

Stephan Kenyan: ajdskfsd

Stephan Kenyan: I’ve honestly only ever liked Cam, so idk.

Cameron Carsten: SAME!

Cameron Carsten: PEOPLE ARE WEIRD AND DON’T MAKE SENSE, BUT STEPH DOES AND HE GETS ME AND I RLY LIKE HIM

Stephan Kenyan: I

Stephan Kenyan: I really like you too, Cam,,,

Lesbian Mom: still, bless u 2

Lesbian Mom: every time the young’uns get gayer and gayer I get stronger

Tracey Sketchit: Same though.

GrassGay: Mood!

draGONE: Big Mood.

Pikachoose you: but misty ur not old??

Lesbian Mom: semantics

Dawn Berlitz: @Cameron Carsten @Stephan Kenyan mayhaps ur demi?

Dawn Berlitz: how longve u been friends b4 dating?

Cameron Carsten: FOREVER!

Stephan Kenyan: Pretty much the second we met?

Dawn Berlitz: and since whenve u started dating?

Cameron Carsten: WE STARTED DATING A WHILE AGO!!

Stephan Kenyan: A year after the Unova League ended, actually.

Stephan Kenyan: So we’ve hit the 3 year mark.

Lesbian Mom: wow

Dawn Berlitz: lol daaaamn

GrassGay: Nice!

May Maple: nice!

Drew LaRousse: damn ok

Pikachoose you: Congrats!

Cameron Carsten: THANKS!!

Best Dad: That’s impressive!

May Maple: uve been dating as long as me and drew <3

Drew LaRousse: Yeah that’s bananas?

Dawn Berlitz: ITS BANANAS

Lesbian Mom: B A N A N A S

Gary Oak: B A N A N A S

Dawn Berlitz: B A N A N A S

May Maple: B A N A N A S

Cameron Carsten: B A N A N A S

GrassGay: ITS BANANAS B A N A N A S

GrassGay: Damn that was quick.

Tracey Sketchit: Nice harmonizing, guys.

Dawn Berlitz: thank

draGONE: Yeah what the hell, your relationship’s longer than all of my past ones combined??

Gary Oak: Same tho.

draGONE: Like, super congrats you two.

Cameron Carsten: THNX!!

Stephan Kenyan: Ah, thank you!

Lesbian Mom: gary, u ever actually dated any1?

Gary Oak: Not the point.

Lesbian Mom: instead of just pine

Gary Oak: Not the point.

Dawn Berlitz: lmao

May Maple: [eyes emoji]

Dawn Berlitz: [eyes emoji]

Pikachoose you: [eyes emoji]

Best Dad: [eyes emoji]

Drew LaRousse: [eyes emoji]

Tracey Sketchit: [eyes emoji]

 

 

 

 

< Gay Disaster has started messaging WLWaterflower >

 

Gay Disaster: [gun emoji]

Gay Disaster: ISTG MISTY

WLWaterflower: try it binch

Gay Disaster: I WONT HESITATE BINCH

WLWaterflower: dont worry hes oblivious anyays lmao

WLWaterflower: ur secrets safe

Gay Disaster: we LL APAPRENTLY NOT FOR LONG W/ U IT ISNT

WLWaterflower: calm down

Gay Disaster: Never.

WLWaterflower: just keep pining from afar

Gay Disaster: I hate this.

WLWaterflower: for another milenia lmao

Gay Disaster: I hate this.

 

 

 

 

< Brock Appreciation Household >

 

Dawn Berlitz: aight lemme lay down some Facts here lads

Cameron Carsten: ??

Cameron Carsten: OKAY

Stephan Kenyan: Please do.

Dawn Berlitz: ok since u were friends 4 so long b4 dating

Dawn Berlitz: nd u only like each other/crushed 4 the 1st time bc of the other

Dawn Berlitz: safe to say that ur both demi

Dawn Berlitz: and fell for each other

Dawn Berlitz: bam

Cameron Carsten: HUH

Stephan Kenyan: That seems accurate?

Pikachoose you: :0

Pikachoose you: wow dawn ur so smart!

Dawn Berlitz: thank

Best Dad: From my own research, that seems like it lines up?

Best Dad: Since demisexuals fall for those that they have a close bond with prior to romance.

Cameron Carsten: OH OK

Cameron Carsten: I WAS GONNA ASK

Stephan Kenyan: Me too.

Dawn Berlitz: sage advice from ur local demi disaster

Dawn Berlitz: gods knows ive fallen for most of my friends

Pikachoose you: really?

Lesbian Mom: [eyes emoji]

May Maple: [eyes emoji]

draGONE: [eyes emoji]

Dawn Berlitz: minus brock bc hes our Dad

Best Dad: Naturally.

May Maple: mood tho

Best Dad: You’re doing great, Dawn!

Dawn Berlitz: thanks dad

Cameron Carsten: OK BUT QUICK Q

Cameron Carsten: DOES BEING TRANS AFFECT BEING UHHH DEMI??

Dawn Berlitz: nah

Pikachoose you: !!!

Dawn Berlitz: dont see why it should tbh

Pikachoose you: @Cameron Carsten TRANS BUD!!

Cameron Carsten: !!

Cameron Carsten: TRANS BUD!!!!

Drew LaRousse: N ICE

draGONE: This chat is Trans Rights!

Drew LaRousse: TRANS RIGHTS

Tracey Sketchit: Trans rights!

Best Dad: Trans Rights!!!

May Maple: Trans rights!

GrassGay: Trans Rights!

Lesbian Mom: trans rights!!!

Cameron Carsten: TRANS RIGHTS!!

Stephan Kenyan: Trans rights!

Gary Oak: Trans Rights!

Pikachoose you: TRANS RIGHTS!!

Best Dad: [wipes tear from eye] Every time the young’uns are trans I get stronger…

Pikachoose you: thanks dad!!

Tracey Sketchit: Big Mood!

Cameron Carsten: THANK

Drew LaRousse: I love;; this fuking family;;

draGONE: Mood?

Dawn Berlitz: ash @ cam: same hat!!

Pikachoose you: aklfjla

Cameron Carsten: SAME HAT!!

Pikachoose you: same hat!!

GrassGay: Emotional connections shouldn’t be affected by sex or gender, so I think you’re good there, Cameron.

Cameron Carsten: OH OK GOOD

Stephan Kenyan: Cam being a guy isn’t a problem for me at all.

Stephan Kenyan: I love him for him.

Cameron Carsten: !!!!

Cameron Carsten: THANKS BABE

Cameron Carsten: <33333

Stephan Kenyan: <333

Dawn Berlitz: bless

GrassGay: My sons,,,

May Maple: ;v;

Tracey Sketchit: You two are so cute, I can’t handle it right now?

Gary Oak: Gods, I wish that were me.

draGONE: same

GrassGay: same

Best Dad: I don’t even know you two, but just know…I’m sobbing rn.

Lesbian Mom: mood

Drew LaRousse: Mood

Dawn Berlitz: mood

May Maple: mood!

Gary Oak: Mood.

Tracey Sketchit: Big Mood!

Cameron Carsten: AKLSDFJKL

Stephan Kenyan: aklsdjfkl

Pikachoose you: i knew we were friends for a reason!! :]

Cameron Carsten: YEAH

Cameron Carsten: AND UHHHH

Cameron Carsten: I WANNA APOLOGIZE TO ASH THOUGH STILL

Pikachoose you: ??

Pikachoose you: why??

Cameron Carsten: IM SORRY ABT NOT BRINGING A FULL TEAM

Pikachoose you: its fine!!

Cameron Carsten: IT WASNT SUPPOSED TO BE INSULTING I SWEAR

Cameron Carsten: MY ADHD WAS REALLY BAD THAT DAY AND I LOST ALL MY STICKY NOTES AND TOTALLY FORGOT

Dawn Berlitz: rip

Pikachoose you: oof!

draGONE: Big Oof.

Cameron Carsten: I DIDN’T REMEMBER UNTIL DURING OUR MATCH

Cameron Carsten: AND STEPH COULDN’T HELP ME DURING THAT

Cameron Carsten: SO YEAH

Pikachoose you: thats not ur fault!!

Pikachoose you: its fine!!

Stephan Kenyan: Cameron also didn’t get proper medication until later.

Cameron Carsten: YEAH TRUE

GrassGay: Zoinks!

draGONE: Double yikes!

May Maple: oh nooo

Gary Oak:

Tracey Sketchit: Yiiiiikes

Cameron Carsten: I MOSTLY CHALLENGED THE UNOVA LEAGUE 2 GET MONEY

Cameron Carsten: 4 MEDS

draGONE: Tbh same though…

Pikachoose you: oofa doofa

GrassGay: Hey Cam, can I go fistfight your parents real quick???

Cameron Carsten: LKADFJSKL

Best Dad: Big Mood.

Lesbian Mom: MOOD

Tracey Sketchit: Mood

draGONE: BIGGEST MOOD

Stephan Kenyan: Please don’t.

Stephan Kenyan: But also please do.

Cameron Carsten: STEPH

Cameron Carsten: ITS NOT THEIR FAULT

Stephan Kenyan: They didn’t even Try to get you any sort of medication.

Cameron Carsten: MEDS ARE EXPENSIVE

Stephan Kenyan: And chucking you out to travel alone was a great solution???

Dawn Berlitz: d a mn

draGONE: YIKES

GrassGay: JINKIES

Drew LaRousse: h o ly shit

Pikachoose you: OH NOOOOO

Tracey Sketchit: Oh no!!!!

Lesbian Mom: yo what the FUCK

Gary Oak: Good Gods, I now feel like a total tool.

Gary Oak: I take everything back.

Gary Oak: @Cameron Carsten You’re a good trainer and I will never insult you ever again.

Cameron Carsten: TH

Cameron Carsten: THANKS??

Stephan Kenyan: GOOD.

draGONE: Same tho.

Drew LaRousse: Well yall

Drew LaRousse: guess its time to kill Cam’s fam

Cameron Carsten: ALKJDSFLK

GrassGay: Mood!

Dawn Berlitz: mood

Lesbian Mom: MOOD

May Maple: mood!

draGONE: BIG MOOD!!!!

Tracey Sketchit: Mood!

Pikachoose you: mood tho

Lesbian Mom: hey cam! Ive never even met u but i’ll adopt u right fuking now!

Best Dad: Hard same.

GrassGay: You can co-parent him w/ me.

Cameron Carsten: ALKJDSFLK

Cameron Carsten: ;;;;;;

GrassGay: It’s what he deserves!

Cameron Carsten: STEPH IS THIS WHAT PARENTAL SUPPORT IS LIKE???

Stephan Kenyan: It sure is.

Cameron Carsten: O H

Cameron Carsten: ;;;

Drew LaRousse: Mood

Gary Oak: Mood

draGONE: Big Mood

Lesbian Mom: big mood

Best Dad: Mood.

Tracey Sketchit: Mood.

May Maple: G U Y S IM STILL RLY CONCERNED

Drew LaRousse: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Tracey Sketchit: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Lesbian Mom: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Best Dad: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Dawn Berlitz: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

draGONE: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Grass Gay: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Cameron Carsten: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Stephan Kenyan: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Gary Oak: On a related note

Gary Oak: I love how Brock and Misty keep aggressively adopting Ash’s friends if they even get a whiff of a troubled backstory.

Best Dad: alksdfj

Lesbian Mom: lol

May Maple: same!

Dawn Berlitz: brock is Ultimate Dad

Best Dad: Listen,,,

Gary Oak: It’s no wonder you’re Ash’s best friends.

Gary Oak: Since he does the same w/ his Pokémon.

Pikachoose you: ALKDSJKLA

Pikachoose you: LISTEN

Tracey Sketchit: Accurate.

Dawn Berlitz: tru lol

Lesbian Mom: lmao

Cameron Carsten: WELL GUYS THIS WAS FUN BUT UH

Cameron Carsten: IM REALLY FEELIN IT IN THIS CHILIS 2NIGHT

Stephan Kenyan: He’s trying very hard not cry happy tears.

Stephan Kenyan: It’s adorable.

Cameron Carsten: AKSDJFLKA

Cameron Carsten: BABE!!!

Dawn Berlitz: aww

May Maple: ;v;

GrassGay: Son!!!!

Pikachoose you: its ok cam!!

Cameron Carsten: DONT CALL ME OUT LIKE THIS

Pikachoose you: my friends make me wanna cry happy tears all the time!!

Dawn Berlitz: alksdfl

Lesbian Mom: ash??

May Maple: bless;;;

Best Dad: Aw, Ash!

GrassGay: Too pure,,,,

Tracey Sketchit: Awwww

draGONE: ash plz

Best Dad: Me too, buddy, me too…

Gary Oak: Ash, that’s the sappiest thing you’ve ever said in your entire life.

Pikachoose you: I know!

Pikachoose you: but its still true!!

Cameron Carsten: WEH

Cameron Carsten: IM GONNA GO B4 I ACTUALLY CRY OK?

Cameron Carsten: OH AND

 

Cameron Carsten has changed their name to I CAME RUNNIN.

 

Pikachoose you: ok!!

Stephan Kenyan: Good idea!

 

Stephan Kenyan has changed their name to Sadly Not Steven Stone.

 

draGONE: Bye!

Dawn Berlitz: byyyyye

May Maple: bye!

Tracey Sketchit: Bye!

Lesbian Mom: bye u funky lil gays

GrassGay: Bye sons! Take care!

draGONE: See you later!

I CAME RUNNIN: GOOD TALK GUYS!

Sadly Not Steven Stone: It was nice to meet you all!

May Maple: same!

Drew LaRousse: same

Lesbian Mom: same tbh

Best Dad: You too!

Dawn Berlitz: bye my fellow demis

Dawn Berlitz: live the dream

I CAME RUNNING: ALWAYS

Sadly Not Steven Stone: Thanks for all the help!

Dawn Berlitz: np

Pikachoose you: c ya!! :]

I CAME RUNNIN: Y EET

 

< I CAME RUNNIN is now offline >

 

Sadly Not Steven Stone: Yeet.

 

< Sadly Not Steven Stone is now offline >

 

GrassGay: There they go…Yeeted off into the distance…

Best Dad: [wipes away tear] Amazing.