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jason dean makes the worst decision ever: the text fic

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7.11ismycity has added lotsoforegano , mac , duke , chan , martha-dunnstock , and bettyfish to the chat

 

7.11ismycity has changed mac’s name to macaroni

 

7.11ismycity has changed duke’s name to gaygrinch

 

7.11ismycity has changed chan’s name to lesbian-thottie

 

7.11ismycity has changed lotsoforegano’s name to oregano-kink

 

7.11ismycity has changed martha-dunstock’s name to themomfriend



7.11ismycity has renamed the chat to hell



oregano-kink: JD

 

7.11ismycity: :)))

 

gaygrinch: wheres the lie tho lmao

 

lesbian-thottie: eXCUSE ME

 

lesbian-thottie: 1. why 2. im too good to be a thottie 3. WHY

 

gaygrinch: heather youre the thottiest thottie ive ever seen stfu

 

lesbian-thottie: stfu yourself heather

 

oregano-kink: Jason Ryan Christian Dean

 

7.11ismycity: :)))

 

macaroni: Ronnie don’t pretend like you don’t have a oregano kink

 

oregano-kink: hEAtheR

 

7.11ismycity: Anyways

 

7.11ismycity: Welcome to hell

 

7.11ismycity: :)))

 

lesbians-thottie: no

 

7.11ismycity: :(((

 

lesbian-thottie: :)))

 

bettyfish: why didn’t i get a name change

 

7.11ismycity: Your not special

 

bettyfish: you’re*

 

7.11ismycity: Well played

 

oregano-kink has changed their name to bironica

 

gaygrinch: stop trying to hide your oregano kink veronica

 

lesbian-thottie: embrace it like heather embraced her moby dick kink

 

gaygrinch: yeah

 

gaygrinch: wait what

 

themomfriend: Hi guys :DD

 

bettyfish: hi mom

 

gaygrinch: kinky

 

bironica: we literally just made this group and all we’re talking about is kinks

 

macaroni: Because you have a oregano kink Veronica

 

bironica: mac your literally a furry

 

gaygrinch: ajdbjxn HEATHER

 

macaroni: true

 

lesbian-thottie: FHSNNEJ

 

bettyfish: i cant believe yall killed the mythic bitch

 

7.11ismycity: finally

 

gaygrinch: oof

 

bironica: oof x2

 

macaroni: guys

 

macaroni: where tf is heather

 

bettyfish: oh shit we killed her

 

lesbian-thottie: IM FINE JFK

 

lesbian-thottie: IM JUST

 

lesbian-thottie: SHOOK

 

bironica: shook

 

gaygrinch: girl finds out her best friend is a furry you wouldn’t believe her response!!!!

 

lesbian-thottie: gtfo

 

bironica: be nice heather

 

lesbian-thottie: k

 

7.11ismycity: whipped much

 

lesbian-thottie: ahdgajHghhdvYh$$& jUST becAuse we BOTH LIKE GIRLS DOESNT MEAN wE LIKe EAC H OTHET

 

macaroni: im so glad i dont have a big gay crush like you do heather

 

gaygrinch: yeah ahahahhhh

 

lesbian-thottie: JHHSHBABbsbbabshHbsbwbw I DONT LIKE RONNIE

 

lesbian-thottie: were just two gay gals being pals

 

themomfriend: Don’t worry Heather, we won't judge you


lesbian-thottie: AJgshahbbbabahBjs mArTHA I THOuGHT yoU WERE oN MY SiDE

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hell



macaroni has changed their name to Macaroni

 

bironica: ew capitalization

 

7.11ismycity: Stop being salty Veronica

 

themomfriend: Yeah >:(

 

bettyfish: you go babe

 

gaygrinch: babe?

 

bironica: ‘,:))

 

bettyfish: iN A FRIEND WAY

 

lesbian-thottie: please don’t be one of those people that calls their friends babe platonically

 

bettyfish: iM NOT DoNt WORRy

 

Macaroni: Then why’d you call martha babe :^)))

 

bettyfish: iT WAS ON ACCIDENT

 

bettyfish: enD OF DiSCUSSION

 

7.11ismycity: Have you guys heard Trench by twenty one pilots

 

lesbian-thottie: no one wants to listen to your emo music

 

7.11ismycity: UmMmMmMMMMM

 

7.11ismycity: TWENTY ONE PILOTS ARE UKULELE SCREAMO ALTERNATIVE BEANS in this essay i wil-

 

lesbian-thottie: did i just start a war with jd

 

bettyfish: thats not how you start a war

 

bettyfish: this is how you start a war

 

bettyfish: im a bigger lesbian than all of you

 

lesbian-thottie: uM WHAT

 

gaygrinch: faKE NEWS

 

bironica: im bi but nO

 

bironica: how much flannels do you have

 

bettyfish: ….shit

 

7.11ismycity: I have more flannels than you

 

gaygrinch: rekt em

 

themomfriend: Don’t worry, you're my number one, Betty

 

bettyfish: aww thanks <3

 

Macaroni: Is anyone else seeing this crap

 

gaygrinch: yeah i see this shit alright

 

lesbian-thottie: your fucking kidding right

 

themomfriend: What?

 

bironica: nothing ;))

 

bettyfish: ????

 

7.11ismycity: Why are my friends so hopeless

 

bettyfish: what

 

7.11ismycity: Nothing absolutely nothing



7.11ismycity has created a new chat

 

7.11ismycity has added bettyfish, gaygrinch, lesbian-thottie

 

7.11ismycity has named the chat obvious fucks

 

gaygrinch: what

 

7.11ismycity: I see everything

 

7.11ismycity: And I know everything

 

lesbian-thottie: is this like a riddle or something

 

bettyfish: jd youve been watching too much gotham

 

7.11ismycity: I’m just stating the truth

 

7.11ismycity: The very cryptic truth

 

7.11ismycity: Okay I might have been watching Gotham

 

7.11ismycity: But my point still stands

 

7.11ismycity: I know everything about everyone

 

bettyfish: thats why your hair is so big its full of secrets

 

lesbian-thottie: your point is?

 

7.11ismycity: You all have been so obvious about your crushes

 

bettyfish: wHat aHahHahahahhahaH

 

lesbian-thottie: UWBSFSGH WHAT

 

gaygrinch: pFTTT WHATTTTTT

 

7.11ismycity: Stop trying to hide

 

7.11ismycity: Betty you obviously like Martha

 

bettyfish: WHA

 

bettyfish: NO

 

bettyfish: HAHHA THATS

 

bettyfish: am i that obvious

 

7.11ismycity: Yes

 

lesbian-thottie: yeah

 

gaygrinch: yup

 

gaygrinch: youre one to talk heather

 

7.11ismycity: You’re one to talk HEATHER

 

gaygrinch: ahahah whattttt

 

bettyfish: wait what

 

lesbian-thottie: yeah what

 

7.11ismycity: macaroni: I’m so glad I don’t have a big gay crush like you Heather

gaygrinch: yeah ahahahahh

 

gaygrinch: sHIT

 

lesbian-thottie: wHAT

 

lesbian-thottie: rEALLY

 

lesbian-thottie: IVE BEEN LIED TOO

 

lesbian-thottie: WHAT THE FUCK

 

7.11ismycity: Heather you already know why you’re here

 

lesbian-thottie: I DONT LIKE VERONICA

 

7.11ismycity: I never said you did

 

lesbian-thottie: FUCK

 

bettyfish: wOw

 

gaygrinch: wowie

 

7.11ismycity: That’s why I gathered you here

 

bettyfish: wait so youre our wingman

 

7.11ismycity: Basically

 

lesbian-thottie: oh no we’re doomed

 

gaygrinch: true

 

7.11ismycity: I am a nice

 

bettyfish: i am a rice

 

gaygrinch: i am a mice

 

lesbian-thottie: i hate you all

 

7.11ismycity: I hate myself too

 

bettyfish: what a mood

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hell



bironica: WE FORGOT TO DISCUSS HALLOWEEN

 

gaygrinch: wAIT WHAT

 

themomfriend: D: How could we!!

 

Macaroni: WE’RE HORRIBLE PEOPLE

 

bettyfish: shook

 

lesbian-thottie: I dont celebrate it :/

 

7.11ismycity: what why not

 

lesbian-thottie: idk i just havent had the time

 

bironica: oh hell no

 

bironica: we’re gonna change that

 

bironica: right guys

 

themomfriend: Yes!!

 

gaygrinch: here it comesss

 

lesbian-thottie: no

 

lesbian-thottie: trick or treating is for children

 

bettyfish: eXCUSE ME

 

bironica: we could watch horror movies instead

 

Macaroni: Uh oh

 

lesbian-thottie: ABSOLUTELY NOT

 

bironica: awww heather are you scared

 

lesbian-thottie: wHAT NO

 

bironica: don’t worry heather

 

bironica: i’ll hold you in my arms if you get scared ;)

 

lesbian-thottie: QGSVHANAV IF IT MAKES YOU STOP TALKING ILL DO IT

 

bironica: yay



obvious fucks

 

gaygrinch: wOW HEATHER DESPERATE MUCH

 

lesbian-thottie: sHUT UP HEATHER

 

gaygrinch: “sorry” heather

 

bettyfish: i feel like we need to give you a award for your accomplishment

 

7.11ismycity: This award goes to Heather Chandler for being a big lesbian

 

lesbian-thottie: sTOP PULLING ON MY DICK

 

7.11ismycity: What the hell does that even mean

 

7.11ismycity: Nevermind I don’t wanna know

 

gaygrinch: ugh heather why are you the lucky one

 

gaygrinch: im pretty sure Mac is straight :/

 

lesbian-thottie: hAHAHHAHAH

 

lesbian-thottie: definitely not

 

gaygrinch: well she definitely doesnt like me back

 

7.11ismycity: Stop being negative that’s my job



hell

 

bettyfish: what are yall dressing up as

 

Macaroni: I

 

Macaroni: Actually don’t know

 

themomfriend: A unicorn :)

 

gaygrinch: of course

 

bironica: poison ivy

 

7.11ismycity: Catwoman.

 

gaygrinch: omg WHAT

 

7.11ismycity: Blame Veronica

 

lesbian-thottie: VERONICA WHY

 

gaygrinch: im being the grinch

 

Macaroni: I hate you

 

Macaroni: But I love you

 

Macaroni: So I take that back



obvious fucks

 

gaygrinch: I

 

gaygrinch: HJSCAF

 

7.11ismycity: You were saying?

 

gaygrinch: uGH IM SMILING LIKE AN IDIOT

 

lesbian-thottie: im honestly proud of you

 

bettyfish: wHat

 

7.11ismycity: That's something you don’t hear often



hell

 

bironica: heather what are you being

 

lesbian-thottie: idk

 

bironica: omg you could be harley quinn

 

gaygrinch: wow youd have the whole gang

 

7.11ismycity: I would be the best looking

 

lesbian-thottie: bET

 

lesbian-thottie: and if it’ll make you happy ill dress up as harley quinn

 

bironica: yay

 

7.11ismycity: Meowww

 

Macaroni: Please never do that again

 

lesbian-thottie: wow mac youre not the only furry here

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bettyfish & bironica


bettyfish: iS HEATHER CHANDLER ASLEEP IN YOUR ARMS

 

bironica: maybee

 

bettyfish: geT IT

 

bironica: uGH SHES SO CUTE

 

bettyfish: you should go it

 

bironica: wHat IF SHE REJECTS ME

 

bettyfish: bruh

 

bironica: did you just say bruh

 

bettyfish: she’s literally like obsessed with you

 

bettyfish: in a good way

 

bironica: no shes not

 

bettyfish: um no


stoplights

 

gaygrinch: HEATHER WERE YOU SLEEPING ON VERONICA

 

Macaroni: Awww

 

lesbian-thottie: SHUT

 

Macaroni: No thanks

 

gaygrinch: ya boi

 

gaygrinch: aLSO HEATHER WHY

 

Macaroni: What :)

 

gaygrinch: YOU DRESSED UP AS MAC AND CHEESE

 

Macaroni: I know :)

 

gaygrinch: WHY

 

Macaroni: Because you could eat me anyday

 

Macaroni: :)

 

gaygrinch: hHhhJJXAU

 

lesbian-thottie: what did i witness

 

Macaroni: Oh hi heather


obvious fucks

 

gaygrinch sent a screenshot

 

gaygrinch: HAYEBSZHHS HELP

 

7.11ismycity: Oh my

 

bettyfish: i cant tell whos gonna get together first

 

bettyfish: veronica and chandler or duke and mac

 

lesbian-thottie we’re too hopeless for that

 

gaygrinch: true tbh

 

7.11ismycity: Also Heather why haven't you asked Mac out yet?

 

gaygrinch: shes probably just joking tho

 

7.11ismycity: Yeah No.

 

lesbian-thottie: oh shit he brought out the periods

 

gaygrinch: ok fine i’ll ask her about it later

 

7.11ismycity: :)


hell

 

gaygrinch: Mac turned on my capitalization

 

Macaroni: It suits you Heather

 

bironica: disgusting

 

gaygrinch: Whatever

 

bironica: so heather howd you like halloween

 

lesbian-thottie: it was meh

 

gaygrinch: She was scared

 

lesbian-thottie: WAS NOT

 

Macaroni: You looked like you wanted to sink in to the couch

 

Macaroni: Oh! I just remembered

 

Macaroni: I have an important announcement

 

bironica: ???

 

Macaroni: Okokok

 

Macaroni: I’m pansexual

 

lesbian-thottie: not surprising but- WE ACCEPT YOU OF COURSE

 

gaygrinch: wAiT WHAT

 

bironica: omg duke your kidding right

 

gaygrinch: NO?!?

 

themomfriend: Aww Heather, thanks for telling us!!

 

themomfriend: Also, I’m asexual and pan

 

Macaroni: WHAT

 

lesbian-thottie: PLOT TWIST

 

bettyfish: WHATTSHNSG

 

bironica: THAT WAS UNEXPECTED

 

gaygrinch: IM SHOOK

 

7.11ismycity: What’d I miss?

 

gaygrinch: Virginia my home sweet home I wanna give you a kiss

 

7.11ismycity: Since everyone's coming out, I’m also bi

 

gaygrinch: L i k e w e d i d n t k n o w a l r e a d y

 

bironica: JDS COMING FOR FOR MY BRAND

 

7.11ismycity: Don’t worry, I won't start doing finger guns

 

bironica: g o o d



gaygrinch & Macaroni

 

Macaroni: You’re really oblivious Heather

 

gaygrinch: Wait what

 

Macaroni: I like you dummy

 

gaygrinch: Wait like

 

gaygrinch: Like like

 

Macaroni: If you don’t feel the same I get it

 

gaygrinch: NO WAIT

 

gaygrinch: I LIEK YOU TPP

 

Macaroni: WAIT REALLY

 

gaygrinch: YEHA

 

Macaroni: FRICK I DIDNT THINK YOU WOYLD ACTUALLY LIKE ME BACK

 

gaygrinch: DO YOU WANNA LIKE

 

gaygrinch: iDK GO ON A DATE??

 

Macaroni: YESYESYES

 

gaygrinch: aAHASGGBAV OK


hell

 

gaygrinch: SO MAC AND I ARE DATING NOW

 

Macaroni: THERE WAS A LOT OF CAPS LOCK INVOLVED BUT ITS OFFICIAL

 

bironica: w O W

 

bironica: Mac: comes out and gets a girlfriend like one second afterwards

Me: s t i l l s i n g l e a f

 

bettyfish: rt

 

bettyfish: BUT CONGRATS

 

themomfriend: AWWW I KNEW YOU WOULD MAKE A GOOD COUPLE

 

7.11ismycity: Power Couple

 

lesbian-thottie: thank GOD YOU GUYS FINALLY GOT TOGETHER

 

lesbian-thottie: I THOUGHT I WOULD HAVE TO SUFFER THROUGH THE SEXUAL TENSION

 

lesbian-thottie: AND SUFFER THROUGH DUKES PINING

 

Macaroni: Oh?

 

gaygrinch: AGSHA WG NOTHING DONT WORRY ABOUT IT

 

bironica: couple goals tbh

 

gaygrinch: *Dabs*

 

Macaroni: *Comes to your house to stop you from dabbing*

 

lesbian-thottie: we all know shes gonna go to dukes house for different reasons ;))

 

bettyfish: wbabajaj

 

Macaroni: ;)))

 

gaygrinch: aHVAJbham

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hell

 

lesbian-thottie: we need a daily mcduke update

 

gaygrinch: What the hell is a mcduke

 

lesbian-thottie: MCnamara + DUKE

 

Macaroni: I like it :D

 

lesbian-thottie: victory

 

lesbian-thottie: anyways I NEED UPDATES

 

bironica: it’s literally 6 am on a Sunday why are you up

 

lesbian-thottie: ronnie..

 

bironica: what

 

lesbian-thottie: sweetie its Thanksgiving

 

bironica: SHIT

 

lesbian-thottie: dumbass

 

bironica: at least we dont have school

 

gaygrinch: Heather one second ago: being nice and calling ronnie sweetie

Heather now: you fucking dumbass

 

lesbian-thottie: :))

 

bironica: :((((

 

lesbian-thottie: ;)))

 

Macaroni: Sexual Tension

 

lesbian-thottie: bahhHnjxu

 

gaygrinch: Good one babe

 

Macaroni: <3

 

bettyfish: ew affection

 

gaygrinch: Did you just assume my gender

 

bironica: dead meme smh

 

Macaroni: I like it :D

 

lesbian-thottie: you like anything that has to do with heather

 

Macaroni: :))

 

gaygrinch: <333

 

bettyfish: E W A F F E C T I O N

 

7.11ismycity: Mood.

 

bironica: stop using correct punctuation its taking away ten years of my life span

 

7.11ismycity: Since it’s pissing you off, I’ll make sure to do it.

 

themomfriend: Be nice J.D! >:00

 

7.11ismycity: :(( Ok.

 

bettyfish: you know what more important

 

bettyfish: BLACK FRIDAY

 

lesbian-thottie: RT

 

bironica: im going to hot topic for Black Friday

 

7.11ismycity: Sounds like my kind of Friday.

 

bironica: actually im going today

 

bironica: friday will be too chaotic

 

lesbian-thottie: thats why were going shopping

 

lesbian-thottie: right ladies

 

gaygrinch: I Didn't sign up for this

 

Macaroni: Pray that me and my girlfriend come out alive

 

lesbian-thottie: what about me

 

Macaroni: :  )

 

lesbian-thottie: anyways

 

lesbian-thottie: you should join us ronnie

 

bironica: i dont wanna die

 

bironica: unless i can go to hot topic

 

gaygrinch: Arent you going today

 

bironica: i guess ill go tomorrow

 

lesbian-thottie: are there gonna be like

 

lesbian-thottie: emos fighting over my chemical romance merch

 

gaygrinch: ASHSAJNHN

 

7.11ismycity: Yes.

 

7.11ismycity: Me.

 

bironica: im honestly scared

 

bironica: 1. because jd 2. because heather actually typed the words my chemical romance

 

lesbian-thottie: yeah it took away 20 years of my life span

 

7.11ismycity: Shame.

 

7.11ismycity: To be honest, Gerard Way is more of a mythic bitch than Chandler.

 

lesbian-thottie: if you compare me to gray weasel or whatever his name is ever again i will burn down every 7/11 i see

 

7.11ismycity: Fool, you could never burn all of them down.

 

7.11ismycity: 7 Eleven is everywhere

 

bettyfish: top ten anime battles

 

7.11ismycity: Oh by the way, can I shop with you guys?

 

7.11ismycity: It’s for research.

 

lesbian-thottie: no

 

7.11ismycity: I’ll buy you BQ corn nuts.

 

lesbian-thottie: hnmmhhbgg

 

lesbian-thottie: FINE

 

lesbian-thottie: ONLY FOR MY CORN. NUTS

 


 

 

themomfriend: How’s shopping going?

 

bironica: it been lit

 

lesbian-thottie: JD PUT ON A SKIRT

 

7.11ismycity: I in fact did.

 

7.11ismycity: And if I’m correct, it’s Hot Topic time.

 

bironica: yeehaw

 

Macaroni: I

 

gaygrinch: There’s loud rock music playing

 

Macaroni: THERE ARE UNICORNS

 

themomfriend: :0000 REALLY?!

 

lesbian-thottie: this is hell

 

7.11ismycity: This is heaven.

 

lesbian-thottie: i really really really hate you

 

7.11ismycity: :   (

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hell

 

Macaroni: i missb duky

 

lesbian-thottie: heather got her wisdom teeth taken out

 

gaygrinch: baBE I WAS LITERALLY SITTING NEXT TO YOU TWO MINUTES AGO

 

Macaroni: SHW LEFY ME

 

lesbian-thottie: for all of you kids at home

 

lesbian-thottie: heather left to use the bathroom

 

lesbian-thottie: and now heather is crying

 

lesbian-thottie: and heather just came running out of nowhere to hug heather

 

lesbian-thottie: those idiots

 

Macaroni: duket is realky cute but shw wiyld nwver date mw uwu

 

gaygrinch: HEATHER NO YOU’RE MY GIRLFRIEND

 

bironica: WHAT THE HELL

 

bironica: BEGONE

 

bironica: gET THAT SHIT OUT OF HERE

 

Macaroni: thqt ws mean : ( uwu

 

bettyfish: im concerned

 

Macaroni: hi cpncerbed im heathen

 

bettyfish: h-heathen

 

themomfriend: :00 That’s my dad joke >:((

 

7.11ismycity: Oh no.

 

Macaroni: dogs r cutr

 

Macaroni: dukey is cutwr thot

 

bettyfish: HGAHAHAT THOT

 

gaygrinch: I don’t know how to feel

 

Macaroni: ;))

 

lesbian-thottie: what was that

 

Macaroni: winged eyelinet bit on onw eye

 

gaygrinch: You’re so smart honey

 

Macaroni: SHW CALLRD ME HONWY

 

bironica: oh worm

 

Macaroni: <3

 

bettyfish: why dont yall just talk irl

 

lesbian-thottie: heather refuses to get off of her phone

 

gaygrinch: She’s too cute ugh feelings

 

Macaroni: lemme smash.

 

themomfriend: Wh

 

bironica: i-

 

gaygrinch: VAGAHAH WHAT

 

Macaroni: Itz from bird videp

 

Macaroni: ; )

 

Macaroni: i lov wing eye

 

lesbian-thottie: “wing eye”

 

7.11ismycity: Ah you lesbians.

 

Macaroni: ezcuse i am pan

 

7.11ismycity: Oh sorry.

 

lesbian-thottie: MAC PUT YOUR SEATBELT BACK ON

 

Macaroni: i wana cyddle width ducky

 

bironica: “width”

 

bettyfish: “ducky”

 

7.11ismycity: “Cyddle”

 

themomfriend: Has Mac spoken yet?

 

lesbian-thottie: not one bit

 

lesbian-thottie: shes just silently stuffing her face in dukes boobs

 

gaygrinch: StOP EXPOSING US

 

Macaroni: i liek pussy

 

lesbian-thottie: WHA

 

Macaroni: cats

 

gaygrinch: ASHJAJJSJA

 

Macaroni: winge eye





Macaroni: GUYS IM SO SORRY

 

bironica: hAHHAHA

 

7.11ismycity: That was more entertaining than the T.V shows Veronica watches.

 

gaygrinch: It was an experience

 

Macaroni: Sorry for stuffing my face in your boobs

 

gaygrinch: Not saying I didn’t like it

 

gaygrinch: SHIT I DIDNT MEAN TO HIT SEND

 

bettyfish: jared kleinman voice KINKY

 

themomfriend: Wh

 

lesbian-thottie: AJAKJAKWKWUNV

 

7.11ismycity: I-

 

bironica: hAHAHA

 

Macaroni: ; )

 

lesbian-thottie: winged eye

 

Macaroni: sTOP

 

gaygrinch: Brb I have to dig myself into a hole

 

bironica: the thing that scared me the most was the uwu tbh

 

Macaroni: What do you mean uwu :3

 

bironica: get out

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hell

 

themomfriend: HELP THERE’S A RAT IN MY HOUSE

 

lesbian-thottie: is it jd

 

bironica: be nice heather

 

lesbian-thottie: make me

 

gaygrinch: Sexual Tension

 

lesbian-thottie: asksjVhhHjH

 

themomfriend: HELP

 

bettyfish: where are your parents

 

themomfriend: IM HOME ALONE

 

bettyfish: ok ill help you

 

themomfriend: THANKS ILYSM

 

Macaroni: That's so cute

 

themomfriend: I’M LITERALLY GOING TO DIE THIS IS NOT CUTE

 

lesbian-thottie: martha its just a rat

 

bettyfish: martha has a fear of rats

 

7.11ismycity: Stop texting and driving.

 

gaygrinch: What if a rat is someone's fursona

 

bironica: why do you ask

 

gaygrinch: nOT FOR THE REASONS YOU THINK

 

Macaroni: Damn it

 

bironica: i-

 

themomfriend: BETTY HURRY UP

 

themomfriend: I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE IT WENT

 

lesbian-thottie: don’t die

 

Macaroni: That’s not helping Heather

 

bettyfish: OK IM ALMOST THERE

 

themomfriend: ITS GONNA EAT ME

 

lesbian-thottie: lmao

 

Macaroni: Speaking of eating, when are you coming over Heather?

 

bironica: oh? ;)

 

gaygrinch: aSAUIJOKs

 

gaygrinch: sHE MEANT THAT IM PICKIng HER UP SO WE cAN EAT ouT For diNNER

 

lesbian-thottie: “eat out” ;)

 

bettyfish: oK IM HERE

 

7.11ismycity: Keep us updated.

 

gaygrinch: So why is martha so scared of rats

 

bironica: lets not get into that

 

themomfriend: jdke dbysnaa

 

themomfriend: snsjsjjewjjwk

 

themomfriend: mmrndsm. Sns sn

 

Macaroni: Is she okay

 

gaygrinch: Probably not



obvious fucks

 

bettyfish: AJDJJbuBhajNij

 

bettyfish: MARTHA KISSED ME ON THE CHEEK

 

lesbian-thottie: WHY IS EVERYONE GETTING SOME EXCEPT FOR ME

 

gaygrinch: Just ask veronica out smh

 

7.11ismycity: Oh my god really?

 

gaygrinch: Jd stop you sound like a teenage girl

 

lesbian-thottie: ANYWAYS

 

lesbian-thottie: GIVE US THE DETAILS

 

bettyfish: PKAY SO

 

bettyfish: MARTHA THANKED ME FOR HELPING

 

bettyfish: THEN SHE KISSED MY CHEEK

 

lesbian-thottie: what did you do after

 

bettyfish: SHE SHUT THE DOOR ON ME

 

gaygrinch: Oh no

 

7.11ismycity: BETTY.

 

7.11ismycity: ASK HER OUT.

 

bettyfish: SHES GONNA REJECT ME

 

bettyfish: SHE SHUT THE DOOR

 

7.11ismycity: BECAUSE SHE LIKES YOU.

 

7.11ismycity: SO YOU’RE GONNA GO UP TO HER

 

7.11ismycity: AND TELL HER HOW YOU FEEL

 

bettyfish: FUCK OK I’LL TRY TO

 

lesbian-thottie: guys its literally 12 am go to sleep

 

7.11ismycity: NEVER.