Peter: Cap! Can you dance to a song with Shuri, Ned, MJ, and I?
*song starts playing*
Peter, Shuri, Ned, MJ, and Cap: *dancing*
Cap: Did that song just say the a-word? Turn that off!
Thor: *pushes Loki*
...A few hours later...
Loki: *sets up camera* My brother pushed me so I started a fundraiser to put him down. Advantages of killing him would be that I would be pushed way less.
Clint: When there´s drama in space, all you got to do is
Scott: And his name is John Cena!
Luis: *plays John Cena theme song with two recorders in his nostrils*
Ned: It´s Wednesday, my dudes! AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
Peter: I´m disowning you.
Tony: I´m not drunk. You´re ridiculous.
Why the fuck you lyin
why you always lyin
MMMM OH MY GOD
Stop fuckin lyin!
Peter: I´m in my dad´s car. Vroom Vroom.
Tony: Get out of my car.
Tony: *walks into Steve´s house*
Tony: *screams* GET YOUR FUCKING BOYFRIEND BITCH!!!
Steve: He doesn´t bite.
Bucky: *glares at Tony and growls*
Tony: YES IT DO!!!
MJ, Ned, and Peter are at a party.
MJ: *smokes weed*
Teacher: Peter, can you read number six?
Peter: What´s up, I´m Peter, I´m 16 and I never fuckin learned how to read.
MJ: How the fuck is he on the decathlon team.
Groot: I am Groot...I am Groot.
(What´s up, it´s your boy...skinny penis.)
Flash: Four female ghostbusters, the females are taking over!
I´m an adult virgin