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Avengers and Co. Recreate Vines Again

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Peter: Cap! Can you dance to a song with Shuri, Ned, MJ, and I?

Cap: Sure...

*song starts playing*

Peter, Shuri, Ned, MJ, and Cap: *dancing*

Cap: Did that song just say the a-word? Turn that off!

 

*line break*

 

Thor: *pushes Loki*

...A few hours later...

Loki: *sets up camera* My brother pushed me so I started a fundraiser to put him down. Advantages of killing him would be that I would be pushed way less.

 

*line break*

 

*Infinity War*

Clint: When there´s drama in space, all you got to do is

WALK AWAY-AY-AY!

 

*line break*

 

Scott: And his name is John Cena!

Luis: *plays John Cena theme song with two recorders in his nostrils*

 

*line break*

 

Ned: It´s Wednesday, my dudes! AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

Peter: I´m disowning you.

 

*line break*

 

Tony: I´m not drunk. You´re ridiculous.

Rhodey:

Why the fuck you lyin

why you always lyin

Pepper:

MMMM OH MY GOD

Stop fuckin lyin!

 

*line break*

 

Peter: I´m in my dad´s car. Vroom Vroom.

Tony: Get out of my car.

Peter: Aww...

 

*line break*

 

Tony: *walks into Steve´s house*

Bucky: *growls*

Tony: *screams* GET YOUR FUCKING BOYFRIEND BITCH!!!

Steve: He doesn´t bite.

Bucky: *glares at Tony and growls*

Tony: YES IT DO!!!

 

*line break*

 

MJ, Ned, and Peter are at a party.

MJ: *smokes weed*

Ned: Wow.

 

*line break*

 

Teacher: Peter, can you read number six?

Peter: No.

Teacher: What?

Peter: What´s up, I´m Peter, I´m 16 and I never fuckin learned how to read.

MJ: How the fuck is he on the decathlon team.

 

*line break*

 

Groot: I am Groot...I am Groot.

(What´s up, it´s your boy...skinny penis.)

 

*line break*

 

Flash: Four female ghostbusters, the females are taking over!

I´m an adult virgin

 

-And Scene-