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AAAAAAAHHHHH *LOTS OF INTERNAL SCREAMING* TSO MUCH PAIN EFFORT BLOOD TEARS AND PISS WENT INTO THIS FANFIC *MORE INTERNAL SCREAMING* SHAKESPEARE IS QUAKING IN HIS GRAVE WHEREVER THAT IS ALSO DINT READ THIS IT IS THE TRUE DEFINITION OF SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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One day Subaru was going for a walk down the street.

Then a sexi bee flew up to him

"I LOVE EMELIA!" Subaru shooted

"I'm Emelia plz fucc me hit daddy," sed the beer

"No u r Barry but i give y a wig and drees so u look liek Emelia," used Subaru

"Okie dokie" used barey

Then yhey make batry look like Emelia and they fucced all night loong wxcept Subaru topped and squashed Barry so it was interspecies necrophilia

 

 

 

Fuccn delicious mate