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Stone Cold Crazy

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Song: Stone Cold Crazy
Artist: Queen
Source: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency

Lyrics:

Sleeping very soundly on a Saturday morning
I was dreaming I was Al Capone
There's a rumor going round, gotta clear out of town
Yeah I'm smelling like a dry fish bone
Here comes the law, gonna break down the door
Gonna carry me away once more
Never, I never, I never want it anymore
Gotta get away from this stone cold floor
(Crazy) Stone cold crazy, you know

Rainy afternoon, we gotta blow a typhoon
And I'm playing on my slide trombone
Anymore, anymore, cannot take it anymore
Gotta get away from this stone cold floor
(Crazy) Stone cold crazy, you know

Walking down the street shooting people that I meet
With my rubber tommy water gun
Here come the deputy, he's gonna come and get me
I gotta get me get up and run
They got the sirens loose, I ran right out of juice
They're gonna put me in a cell
If I can't go to heaven, will they let me go to hell?
(Crazy) Stone cold crazy, you know