Jehan: I saw this video and I thought of you.
Grantaire: lmao me after two glasses of wine, this one is also funny
Jehan: I’m not your sibling though?
Grantaire: yea but it was funny
Jehan: I did enjoy the excessive heart emojis.
Jehan: This one seems right up your alley.
Grantaire: that’s a whole 4 minutes
but you right tho
Jehan: you’re such a memelord.
Enjolras: how are you so unphased by spiders?
Enjolras: at last week’s meeting you paused what you were saying to pick up a spider and let it back outside. I don’t get how you did that.
Grantaire: ohhh yea,, i remember that. what’s this about apollo?
Enjolras: there’s one in my apartment.
I’m held up in the living room for the time being.
Grantaire: is it in your bedroom?
Grantaire: awh, so the dinner date was that nice?
Enjolras: omfg, R be serious this spider is out to get me
Grantaire: just take a shoe and kill it if it bothers you that much. or set up camp in the living room and i’ll be over in the morning
Enjolras: I Will Do That.
Grantaire: i’ll be over there in the morning.
wait, why don’t you ask Combeferre?
Enjolras: I’ve asked him to kill bugs too many times. He said the next time I do, he’s gonna let a bunch of moths into my apartment.
Jehan: Aww, love you too babe!
Jehan: Asdfghjk, you sent me the video!!
Grantaire: yea but that response is a little gay
Jehan: YOU’RE gay
Grantaire: now that’s just homophobic :(
Grantaire: hurt and offended.
Grantaire: what will it take to win you over??
Grantaire: am i not good enough for you?
Grantaire: you never responded back to my video
Jehan: you didn’t send me a video
was that for me?
what time are you coming over?
Grantaire: tell them I can’t come.
Grantaire: I’m sick
I have influenza
Jehan: I should send Joly over.
don’t want to infect him too!
Jehan: R if you don’t get your lying ass down here in the next four minutes I WILL send Joly over there!!
Jehan: I get your vibe is to sit in the back and be mysterious but it doesn’t even look like your associated with us anymore.
Grantaire: that’s the goal!
don’t want to infect anyone
Jehan: What the hell happened?
Grantaire: I accidentally sent Enj one of those videos and then didn’t show up to kill a spider.
Jehan: I don’t understand that or the spider.
Grantaire: the video was meant to be for a crush
Jehan: Oh. I love how the universe works.
Jehan: He does seem a little off today. Somethings on his mind.
Jehan: Yeah. He sure is talking really fast and letting his eyes linger on people longer.
Grantaire: I don’t see it
Jehan: Because your eyes are zooming in on the bar. It’s far too early for red R.
Grantaire: they are not. not yet at least.
plus i was gonna go for something fruity thank you very much
Jehan: Hold out soldier. He’s almost done.
Grantaire: wait what?
oh god he’s looking at me. I didn’t sit away far enough
bitch help me!!
JEHAN HE’S WALKING OVER
WHY ARE YOU IGNORING ME
Enjolras: here’s the address to that place I was talking about. 47 Bond St, New York, NY 10012
Grantaire: wow, that looks fancy
Enjolras: i like nice dinner dates before taking people home.
Grantaire: that spider still in your room?
Enjolras: yes, please help me
Grantaire: be over in a second
Grantaire: naming a kid after you
Jehan: middle or first name
Jehan: your mind must clouded by love. That’s gross
Grantaire: ur gross
Enjolras: I’m literally making you coffee what did I do??