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tipsyGnostalgic [TG] began pestering ectoBiologist [EB]
TG: yo
TG: yooooo
TG: JOHN GUESS WHAT GUESS WHO THE FUKC IT IS
TG: thats RIGHT its me roxy lalonde and u will NEVAH BELIEVE what i have been up to
EB: roxy?????
EB: holy shit!!
EB: i don’t know what to say, i am so happy right now.
EB: how did you contact me??
TG: used my crazy math skillz to figure out when youd be close enough to our universe to hit you up on the pesterchum
TG: ur so close to entering our session omg
TG: im so excited to see you :D !!!!!
EB: oh man, me too!!!
EB: wait, so...
EB: did you also get transported three years back in time?
TG: fuck yeah
TG: what was up w that??
EB: it was an accident.
EB: i meant to zap us to the same time we left, but in the new universe, but i fucked up and some really wild things happened!
EB: like, i turned up three years in the past, with all my memories, and also my retcon powers!
TG: damn
TG: cant say im complainin tho
TG: now i dont wanna take all the credit but i THINK
TG: i mightve singlehandedly made everythign wayyy better????
EB: wait what do you mean?
TG: well
TG: u know our sburb sesh was kinda a mess
TG: this time i had three entire fuckin years to figure out how to make it less of a mess before it even started
TG: its like a do over
TG: dunno how much i told u bout all our teen troubles but there were a lot of them
TG: first thing i did was stop drinking and hoo boy did that improve everything like five thousand percent
TG: stopped hitting on dirk bc that was a dick move on my part
TG: eventually told everyone i could see the future or some shit
TG: took a while for them to believe me but w/e
TG: couldnt stop dirk from making hal but that whole thing went so much better this time around like he actually wasnt as much of an asshole believe it or not
TG: then i prepared everyone to get into the game and we all did it on time before the red miles came and no one had to decapitate themself
TG: we all went god tier way earlier too
TG: avoided all the trickster bs like gog damn we dodged a bullet there u dont even know fam
TG: shit dude the jakestakes were actually not so awful and peeps legit COMMUNICATED and dirk and jake still broke up but on much better terms and were all still happy friends
EB: um, i don’t understand a lot of what you just said, but i’m really happy that you were able to change so much!
TG: yeah me too!!!
TG: k thats my spiel whatta bout u
EB: well... since i had my powers, i was able to travel through space and see my friends!
EB: that is basically the short version.
EB: i think we are a lot happier now too.
EB: and i have two boyfriends now!! they are amazing.
TG: :0
TG: :O
TG: are u gay
EB: yeah!
TG: me too bro!!!!
TG: im bi and i have a gf!!
TG: her name is callie and im lov her
EB: whoa!! that’s awesome, congratulations!
TG: yah omg im so glad this time around i got over my whole not wanting to be gay phase
TG: also i knew who callie really was right from the start so we bonded much more!!
EB: yay!
EB: and same, i thought i was very straight but i am actually very gay.
TG: funny how that works huh.....
TG: so tell me bout your bfs
EB: dave and karkat! i don’t know if you met them, but dave is dirk’s ecto-relative and karkat is a troll.
TG: omg dirks bro is also gay
EB: yes, he is bi!
EB: actually, i think our entire friend group is lgbt.
TG: mood
TG: except jane says shes straight but like is she really
EB: oh jane! i am really excited to meet her too.
TG: yeah shes great!!
TG: were gonna have so much catching up to do aaa
EB: what time do your crazy math skillz say we’ll be getting to your session?
TG: a few hours
TG: like 5
EB: oh man, we’re so close!
EB: do you have any plans for what we should do when we get there?
EB: is the condesce there?
TG: yea but were dealing w her
TG: got this whole plan and it involves jade but rn yall just have to sit tight and wait to get here
EB: okay.
EB: i should probably talk with the rest of the team.
EB: and spend some time together before it all goes to shit, haha.
TG: lol dont worry
TG: its def not gonna be as shitty as last time
EB: is it weird that i’m kind of excited?
EB: like, it feels like this is the time period we are supposed to be in? and we’re finally doing what we were meant to do all along?
TG: nah i feel that too
TG: the three years all paid off
TG: and us two were stronger and wiser cuz of it
TG: and its gonna be great
TG: real talk for a sec i feel like ive said this before but im glad ive got someone who remembers the other timeline yknow
TG: like even though all the death was fuckin horrible it feels more real and more meaningful cuz u went through it too
TG: and we both had to redo three years
TG: and now were back to where wed meant to go all along
TG: theres somethin real important or special or something about that
EB: yes, absolutely!
EB: and even if it was a mistake, it was a good mistake.
EB: heh, maybe it wasn’t even a mistake at all! maybe i just knew that going the long way round would be even better.
TG: yeah!
TG: damn were back into the deep shit huh
TG: just like old times
TG: k i gotta do some more planning now
TG: so with that
TG: seeya john :D
EB: see you roxy!
ectoBiologist [EB] ceased pestering tipsyGnostalgic [TG]