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Ye Qiu : @Vaccaria We’re getting a divorce

Ye Qiu : I’m taking the children with me

Ye Qiu : @Kind Tree pack your bags, Yifan misses you

Troubling Rain : ?????? @Ye Qiu @Ye Qiu @Ye Qiu OLD YE OLD YE OLD YE WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT SINCE WHEN WERE YOU IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH BIG EYED WANG TF TF TF GET BACK HERE AND EXPLAIN

Ashen Moon : Senior…

Ye Qiu : Now, now, Yifan, what did I tell you to call me?

Ashen Moon : Mama...do you really need to do this?

Troubling Rain : MAMA?!?!?!?!?! OLD YE SINCE WHEN WERE YOU A WOMAN

Vaccaria : … Ye Qiu…

Desert Dust : …

Cloud Piercer : Σ(°△°|||)︴

Ye Qiu : Oh, don’t worry, @Desert Dust . Our Little Tang is doing wonderful, thriving really. Come visit us soon! She misses her Papa.

Desert Dust : Expect me tomorrow

Ye Qiu : ( ´ ▽ ` ).。o♡

Ye Qiu : Oh… @One Autumn Leaf , hurry and visit home. What a disobedient son of mine, refusing to even acknowledge his mother.

One Autumn Leaf : ?

One Autumn Leaf : Since when were you my mother???

One Autumn Leaf : Aren’t you angry? Tf? Has retirement addled your brains?

Ye Qiu : You even forgot your father! (°ロ°) ! He even stayed by your side! Hasn’t he been taking care of you well? You’ve been working great together from what I’ve seen from your matches

One Autumn Leaf : ???

One Autumn Leaf : Has...God Ye always been like this?

Crying Devil : Yes, you’ve seen the shame of our pro circle

Carved Ghost : Captain, you’re just jealous he doesn’t have a kid with you

Crying Devil : !!! Ah Ce, the betrayal!

Carved Ghost : (¬ ¬)

Dancing Rain : More brothers, Mama?

Ye Qiu : Little Mumu! My darling daughter, yes, don’t forget to come by to meet them. Bring your brother, too! Too bad your step-father is away right now. I miss him qwq

Swoksaar : Senior ^_^

Ye Qiu : Oh, don’t worry, Yu Wenzhou. I won’t steal your and Huang Shaotian’s son.

Troubling Rain : ?!?!?!?!?!?!? WHAT SON

Ye Qiu : Poor @Flowing Cloud , unacknowledged by his parents

Dancing Rain : [incense]

Windy Rain : [incense] +1

Windy Rain : [popcorn], Mumu?

Dancing Rain : Don’t mind if I do!

Flowing Cloud : ੨੨(´・・`)

Delilo : I am so confused

Dazzling Hundred Blossoms : When are you not

Delilo : Captain!

Dazzling Hundred Blossoms : Just speaking the truth

Troubling Rain : ZHANG JIALE YOU DARE TO SHOW YOUR FACE AFTER…

Troubling Rain : Oh wait, you’re the successor guy

Troubling Rain : nvm

Troubling Rain : @Ye Qiu dON’T TRY TO RUN AWAY OLD YE GET BACK HERE AND EXPLAIN

Troubling Rain : Do you need to go to the hospital?!?!? These delusions aren’t good for you

Troubling Rain : and Little Lu is my apprentice! Not my son!

Cloud Piercer : .・゚゚・(/ω\)・゚゚・.

Empty Waves : Senior, Captain is sad that he’s all alone

Ye Qiu : Little Zhou? @Dancing Rain , another brother for you to spoil

Dancing Rain : Ooh, you’re adopting Zhou Zekai too?

Windy Rain : Wait what

Windy Rain : what just happened

Firebird Messenger : I… Senior Chu, I don’t know what to think anymore

Cloud Piercer : 。゚・ (>﹏<) ・゚。

Empty Waves : Senior, that’s not what Captain meant…

Ye Qiu : Don’t worry, Little Zhou! I’ll find a father for you soon, so just settle with this mother for now, alright? (/^-^(^ ^*)/ ♡

Cloud Piercer : (・・;)ゞ

Empty Waves : …

Empty Waves : Captain, even I don’t understand that

Vaccaria : …

Ye Qiu : Oh, nearly forgot about you

Ye Qiu : I am so disappointed

Ye Qiu : Look at Yifan! The poor child, you gave him anxiety! Who knows what you put Gao Yingjie through if this is what happened to Yifan!

Ye Qiu : Why an Assassin? Is your vision worse because of your eye? He’s a perfect Ghostblade! ౦0o 。 (‾́。‾́ )y~~

Carved Ghost : Ghostblade? Oh, the rookie from Tiny Herb

Crying Devil : Oh…

Carved Ghost : Bad luck there, Captain

Carved Ghost : Shouldn’t have demolished him

Ashen Moon : I...Senior Li, don’t feel bad.

Ye Qiu : Yifan, such a caring son. Don’t worry, you don’t have to comfort an old dodger like Li Xuan

Crying Devil : m(_ _;m)

Vaccaria : … Senior Ye …

Rangoon Creeper : …

Ye Qiu : Nope! You had your chances, Wang Jiexi. Don’t you dare try and abandon another son

Ye Qiu : @Rangoon Creeper , if he does, come to me. I’ll adopt you too. No child deserves being replaced

Rangoon Creeper : (・_・ヾ

Ye Qiu : @Moon-Luring Frost and don’t you dare look at Little Tang like that again (︶︹︺)

Moon-Luring Frost : …

Moon-Luring Frost : … but …

Desert Dust : No

Moon-Luring Frost : (ノ_<、)

Cloud Piercer: (o・_・)ノ”(ノ_<、)

Empty Waves : Du Ming, Captain...feels for you

Moon-Luring Frost : If Captain can’t get his love, how can I? 。・゚(゚><゚)゚・。

Ye Qiu : I’ll set my son Steamed Bun on you if you try

Ye Qiu : He is very protective of his sisters and brothers

Ye Qiu : Even though he is adopted, he loves us all for taking him in from the streets and takes after Old Han the most in physique

Moon-Luring Frost : …

Moon-Luring Frost : (・・ ) ?

Moon-Luring Frost : Who is he?

Troubling Rain : NOT THAT GUY

Troubling Rain : a;lsdfj;A;KJLEFLAS k;hw.kfhnsklddx

Troubling Rain : wait, you aren’t setting him on me

Troubling Rain : WHY DID YOU ADOPT HIM OF ALL KIDS THOUGH THE GUY IS A MENACE AND AN IDIOT OF THE HIGHEST ORDER

Bullet Rain : that’s coming from you though, Vice-Captain?

Troubling Rain : fuCK OFF

Bullet Rain : How stressful…

Ye Qiu : @Swoksaar control your husband more, he sets a bad example for your kid

Swoksaar : Shaotian ^_^

Swoksaar : Senior, your misunderstanding things. Shaotian and I, there is nothing between us

Ye Qiu : Oh, Little Lu is without a father then? Do you need one? I wouldn’t suggest Big Eyed Wang, too many kids to properly take care of them, tch

Vaccaria : …

Swoksaar : …

Troubling Rain : …

Ye Qiu : I guess I can direct you back to Old Wei, but, well...no idea where he went

Ye Qiu : Maybe Fang Shijing? You did get along well with him

Swoksaar : No need, Senior. Little Lu doesn’t need a father

Ye Qiu : Oh, mother then? Little Mumu is too young to be a mother, so don’t you dare come lurking around her

Swoksaar : …

Dancing Rain : Don’t worry, Mama. I’m too young to think of such things ⊂( ´ ▽ ` )⊃

Ye Qiu : ⊂( ̄▽ ̄)⊃

Swoksaar : …

Windy Rain : I think I’m running out of popcorn

Firebird Messenger : [popcorn] I went to go make more, Senior Chu

Windy Rain : Such a good girl @Life Extinguisher don’t mistreat her or face my wrath

Ye Qiu : @Life Extinguisher take care of her well, Little Mumu likes her. I’ll set Steamed Bun on you if you don’t. He idolizes Little Mumu and doesn’t take kindly to people making her sad

Life Extinguisher : …

Life Extinguisher : this is why I was silent the entire time

Crying Devil : If I have to suffer, you suffer

Carved Ghost : Because you lost your chance to have a child with Senior Ye?

Carved Ghost : Captain, this is why no one believes you are straight

Crying Devil : (ꐦ ಠ皿ಠ )

Crying Devil : ┌П┐(►˛◄’!)

Ye Qiu : @Ashen Moon @Kind Tree , shield your eyes, you’re too young to see such vulgarities

Ye Qiu : tsk tsk, I am disappointed in all of you, especially you @Crying Devil

Ye Qiu : Be more mindful, there are children in here!

Crying Devil : o(╥﹏╥)o

 

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Ye Qiu : @Vaccaria if you haven’t realized, Little Yifan stayed with me last night

Ye Qiu : considering I got no messages from you asking where he is

Ye Qiu : I am even more convinced that a divorce is necessary

Ye Qiu : you are not the man I thought you were, Wang Jiexi

Firebird Messenger : I’m so glad I woke up early today!!!

Firebird Messenger : trouble in paradise? [popcorn]

Ye Qiu : that would be considering it to be paradise in the first place

Moon-Luring Frost : oof

Moon-Luring Frost : God Ye...is very harsh

Ye Qiu : don’t think I don’t see you, Du Ming

Ye Qiu : nothing funny will happen today during the audience member events, right?

Ye Qiu : [smile]

Moon-Luring Frost : that...that isn’t up to me, God Ye! I’m just a humble Blade Master

Ye Qiu : [smile]

Vaccaria : … Senior Ye …

Ye Qiu : Oh, finally answering?

Vaccaria : let’s meet up and not talk in here

Ye Qiu : no

Ye Qiu : I don’t want to see you right now

Ye Qiu : I’m liable to throw something at you

Ye Qiu : and my darlings greatly dislike me getting physical

Ye Qiu : you’re not worth worrying them

Windy Rain : Senior Ye seems different from when I last met him…

Windy Rain : time of the month, Senior?

Ye Qiu : raising kids on my lonesome is hard work, Chu Yunxiu

Ye Qiu : these fathers...tch, not even bothering to visit

Troubling Rain : oi old ye old ye old ye it’s not like you even told us where you went after retiring so suddenly!!!!

Ye Qiu : ? what relationship do you have with me, Huang Shaotian

Ye Qiu : just because Yu Wenzhou rejected you, doesn’t mean you can come crawling to me for comfort

Ye Qiu : you’re too old for that, no longer a kid under Old Wei’s wing

Troubling Rain : skldvgfnwskj;vdns fuck you, old ye

Troubling Rain : why don’t you understand tha;lka;ljdsfk jsdxnbva g,vdnf;vwiue;ao ;iebwtvlwq

Troubling Rain : aklsfhv;aslwbfa,svbhqab.,avneulcrniwr

Swoksaar : ^_^

Swoksaar : Shaotian is indisposed at the moment, please pardon the keyboard smashing

Firebird Messenger : …

Firebird Messenger : [incense]

Windy Rain : [incense] +1

Cloud Piercer : +2

Empty Waves : [incense] +3

Crying Devil : [incense] +4

Carved Ghost : [incense] +5

Immovable Rock : [incense] +6

Brilliant Edge : [incense] +7

Desert Dust has muted Troubling Rain

Kind Tree : Σ(゜゜)

Dazzling Hundred Blossoms : harsh…

Delilo : Captain Han, did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed? Or were you too lonely waking up and are taking it out on us?

Dazzling Hundred Blossoms : …

Dazzling Hundred Blossoms : [Friendship is a ship easily capsized.jpg]

Dazzling Hundred Blossoms : you’re on your own

Delilo : …

Life Extinguisher : [incense]

Ashen Moon : [incense] +1

Dancing Rain : [incense] +2

Peaceful Hermit : [incense] +3

One Autumn Leaf : what are you guys doing awake so early

One Autumn Leaf : we don’t have to be at the stadium until what, 6pm?

Immovable Rock : Captain Sun, unlike perhaps you, a lot of us have still scheduled team training during All-Star Weekend

One Autumn Leaf : …

Ye Qiu : @Dancing Rain right, bring @One Autumn Leaf with you when you come to visit

Ye Qiu : it slipped my mind that Little Fei wouldn’t have been brought along with Excellent Era

Ye Qiu : my poor son, luckily his uncle is willing to bring him over for tonight

Cloud Piercer : ...uncle?

Empty Waves : Captain is asking if you have a brother, Senior

Ye Qiu : mn, I do

Ye Qiu : an idiot little brother, but one I love all the same

Ye Qiu : he takes after me

Life Extinguisher : [incense]

Ye Qiu : …

Ye Qiu : am I that bad? I take care of my children, I keep them fed, I play with them, I gift them toys and treats, I cook for them and bake for them, they’re never sad if I have anything to say about it…

Dancing Rain: you’re a wonderful mama, Mama! Ignore silly Xiao Shiqin

Ashen Moon : Senior...I mean Mama...you’re too kind

One Autumn Leaf : tch, you…

One Autumn Leaf : thanks for the care packages, I guess

Dancing Rain : he means that he likes them a lot and never shares! Hehe, I can see him munching on them during break time. His blush is so cute, Mama! He didn’t dare believe you were the one gifting the care packages~♥

Ashen Moon : and like what Tang Rou and Steamed Bun says, you’re a great role model

Cloud Piercer : ...best…

Ye Qiu : ( ´ ▽ ` ).。o♡

Ye Qiu : I love you all, my darling children

Ye Qiu : the best things that came from my relationships with your fathers

Vaccaria : ……

Desert Dust : ……

Ye Qiu : Ah, now that you’re all awake, come over and join me for breakfast! @Ashen Moon @Kind Tree @One Autumn Leaf @Dancing Rain @Cloud Piercer @Desert Dust

Cloud Piercer : Senior (o´▽`o)

Ye Qiu : Just call me Mama, Little Zhou

Cloud Piercer : … Senior ...?

Empty Waves : Ahem, Senior Ye, Captain prefers to call you by Senior still

Ye Qiu : hmm? Why is that

Cloud Piercer : (/ω\)

Ye Qiu : ah, okay, Little Zhou

Ye Qiu : I’ll get you to call me Mama one day, mark my words!

Ye Qiu : hurry and come over, everyone, I made pancakes!

Firebird Messenger : God Ye cooks? ヽ(°〇°)ノ

Dancing Rain : he has to

Dancing Rain : none of the others can

Dancing Rain : inedible or fire hazards

Dancing Rain : unless @Vaccaria @Desert Dust have something to admit?

Tide : all these messages…

Vaccaria : …

Desert Dust : no

Angelica : Captain can’t cook actually

Angelica : or well, none of us will try his food

Kind Tree : Captain… sorry, Captain, but your tastes are—!

Ashen Moon : too much flavor

Ye Qiu : @Moon-Luring Frost I better not catch you lurking around the hotel

Ye Qiu : why did you even zero in on Little Rou of all people yesterday

Moon-Luring Frost : she...she’s too beautiful

Moon-Luring Frost : God Ye, please excuse me, but her beauty blinded me to all else! (シ_ _)シ

Cloud Piercer : @Moon-Luring Frost training

Empty Waves : Captains says your training is tripled for infringing on Captain’s...sister’s personal space

Empty Waves : and also for not telling him that you knew where Senior Ye is staying

Desert Dust :(;¬_¬)

Moon-Luring Frost : C-captain! Captain Han! I…

Ye Qiu : @Desert Dust I made your favorite, so check your PMs!

Desert Dust : Ye Qiu…

Desert Dust : …

Ye Qiu: ⊂( ̄▽ ̄)⊃

Desert Dust : ♡

Windy Rain : for some reason, I think I’m still sleeping

Windy Rain : Mumu, did I wake up in an alternate reality or something?

Dancing Rain : [popcorn] nope, this is like one of our kdramas come to life

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One Autumn Leaf: there isn't enough brain bleach to remove this morning's breakfast from my memory

Troubling Rain: SHAMELESS SHAMELESS SHAMELESS

Troubling Rain : @One Autumn Leaf @One Autumn Leaf @One Autumn Leaf MAYBE YOU ARE OLD YE’S SON

Troubling Rain: HOW DARE YOU BE SHAMELESS ENOUGH TO RUB EATING OLD YE’S COOKING IN OUR FACES I DEMAND A PKPKPKPKPK

Swoksaar: Shaotian ^_^

Swoksaar: it’s not polite to be on your phone at the table

Troubling Rain: C-captain! I already finished eating, plus you’re on your phone too!

Swoksaar: and I wonder why I am on my phone, considering my vice-captain is deaf in real life

Swoksaar: ^_^

Flowing Cloud: you’ve been ignoring Captain, Senior...

Troubling Rain: [sweat][sweat][sweat][shock][shock][shock]

Brilliant Edge: Huang Shao...captain’s smile is getting scarier…

Bullet Rain : How stressful...get off your phone @Troubling Rain

Flowing Cloud: S-senior, hurry! [sweat]

Troubling Rain: I’M GETTING OFF CAPTAIN PLEASE SPARE THIS MORTAL’S JUNIORS

Swoksaar: ^_^

Ignis Fatuus: @.@

Ignis Fatuus: my phone dies for half a day and I come back to an explosion

Firebird Messenger : @Ignis Fatuus so that’s why you were missing! omgomgomg you missed so much

Firebird Messenger: check PMs! I sent you all the deets

Ignis Fatuus: ( ´ ∀ `)ノ~ ♡

Dancing Rain : @One Autumn Leaf (・・ ) ? that’s just a regular morning breakfast with the family

One Autumn Leaf: THERE ARE SOME THINGS I DO NOT WANT TO SEE

One Autumn Leaf: YE QIU MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE IS ONE OF THEM

Cloud Piercer: (ノωヽ)

Firebird Messenger: wAIT WAIT HOLD UP JUST ONE MINUTE

Firebird Messenger : @Dancing Rain please tell me photos were taken

Dancing Rain: I have a video~!

Firebird Messenger: YOU ARE A BLESSING TO THE WORLD SISTER MUMU

Windy Rain: ^^ +1

Ignis Fatuus: ^^ +2 (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)

Crying Devil: ………

Carved Ghost: ………

Vaccaria: ………

Angelica: ………

Dazzling Hundred Blossoms: ………

Total Darkness: ……… I see that ex-Captain Ye has changed greatly after retiring

Dancing Rain: ……… Oh, I forgot you and the others were in here, Vice-Captain Liu :)

Dancing Rain : @Desert Dust Papa Han~ (´。• ᵕ •。`) ♡

Desert Dust: ………………

Desert Dust : @Wu Xuefeng your daughter needs you

Wu Xuefeng: (⌒‿⌒)

Wu Xuefeng has kicked Total Darkness

Wu Xuefeng has kicked Merciless Magic

Cloud Piercer: Σ(°△°|||)

Wu Xuefeng has kicked Woven Shadow

Wu Xuefeng has kicked Qi Breaker

Delilo: \(º □ º l|l)/

Wu Xuefeng has kicked Successive Strike

Wu Xuefeng has kicked Matchstick

Wu Xuefeng has kicked Xiphos

Demon Subduer: (°ー°〃)

Wu Xuefeng has kicked Bloody Shot

Wu Xuefeng has kicked Symphony

Desert Dust : @Dancing Rain done

Dancing Rain: ♥ thanks! I forgot Papa Wu is the chat owner uwu

Dancing Rain: go back to what you were doing~ hehe

Desert Dust: I will

Aweto: [incense]

Crying Devil: [incense] +1

Cloud Piercer: +2

Dark Forest: [incense] +3

Immovable Rock: Captain, please don’t forget training is in an hour

Carved Ghost: [incense] +4

Kind Tree: [incense] +5

Ashen Moon: [incense] +6

Angelica: [incense] +7

Desert Dust: I’ll be back in time, Zhang

Dazzling Hundred Blossoms: [incense] +8

Doubtful Demon: [incense] +9

Windy Rain: [incense] +10 [popcorn]

Firebird Messenger: [incense] +11 [popcorn] +1

Beautiful Light: [incense] +12

One Autumn Leaf: [incense] +13

One Autumn Leaf: wow, guess I’m basically all alone now

Doubtful Demon: @.@ Chat Owner too tyrannical

Dancing Rain : (✿◡‿◡) Oh right @Wu Xuefeng thanks, Papa Wu! ily~♥

Dancing Rain : @One Autumn Leaf and me, Brother Xiang~

One Autumn Leaf: (¬ ¬ ;;)

Wu Xuefeng: //pats little mumu

Dancing Rain: ⊂( ´ ▽ ` )⊃

Wu Xuefeng has added Combat Form

Combat Form: (・・ ) ?

Combat Form: !!! Father???

Wu Xuefeng: there should be no problems adding you to this chat a season or two early

Wu Xuefeng : take care @Dancing Rain @Combat Form

Wu Xuefeng : @Ye Qiu (*˘︶˘*).。.:*♡

Ye Qiu: ♡✧。 (⋈◍>◡<◍)。✧♡ safe flight, Xuefeng ah!

Ye Qiu: Call me when you arrive, I’ll come pick you up ♡

Ye Qiu: Ah, you just reminded me ;;

Ye Qiu : @Troubling Rain Xuefeng reminded me that since Old Wei has disappeared, you have run amok due to the lack of supervision

Wu Xuefeng: Mn

Ye Qiu: Therefore, Xuefeng and I have talked and decided to adopt you! ❤⃛ヾ(๑❛ ▿ ◠๑ )

Firebird Messenger: ║ ” ◕ ◯ ◕ ” ║

Windy Rain: all this dog food… [1]

Firebird Messenger: [happily eats]

Windy Rain: such a quick learner, Little Dai

Firebird Messenger: (*◕ᴗ◕*)

Life Extinguisher: ………

Life Extinguisher: so this is why you’re late, Little Dai

Firebird Messenger: whoops!!! My bad, Captain! I’ll be over right away!

Firebird Messenger: righttttttttttt after this drama is over ♥

Life Extinguisher : @Windy Rain this is all your fault

Life Extinguisher: she takes after you

Dark Forest: … Senior, it’s not Captain’s fault your junior is corrupted!

Windy Rain: :3c

Dancing Rain: [popcorn] see, Yunxiu? This is why I ship XiaoLi, hehe

Windy Rain: mn, I see now

Firebird Messenger: wahhhh Captain and Vice-Captain Li?!???!

Firebird Messenger: //is torn between XiaoLi and XiaoYe

Firebird Messenger: well...not like Captain can compete with all of God Ye’s admirers...

Life Extinguisher: ………………

Dark Forest: ……………………………

Dark Forest: captain…………………

Windy Rain: (◕‿◕✿)

Life Extinguisher: //leaves before my sanity slips away

Dancing Rain: :)

Dancing Rain: though~

Dancing Rain: it looks like XiaoChu might be a possibility too

Windy Rain: you’re the one that holds my heart, Mumu~ (◍•ᴗ•◍)❤

Dancing Rain: awwww ily2 Yunxiu ♡〜٩( ╹▿╹ )۶〜♡

Ye Qiu: Chu Yunxiu, Mucheng? [think]

Ye Qiu: as long as she makes you happy

Dancing Rain: Thanks, Mama!

Windy Rain: I’m glad I have your approval, God Ye

Ye Qiu: You can call me Mama now, Little Chu

Windy Rain: okay, Mama!

Bullet Rain: chat goes zoom...how stressful ;;

Troubling Rain: WAIT WTF WTF WTF

Troubling Rain: WHAT IS GOING ON I DON’T WANT TO BE YOUR SON LAHFLJAWVSLBCS

Troubling Rain : @Wu Xuefeng @Wu Xuefeng @Wu Xuefeng PKPKPKPKPKPKPKPKPKPKPKPKPKPKPK

Swoksaar: Shaotian ^_^

Swoksaar: Practice is starting

Bullet Rain: (¬ ¬) better get off, Vice-Captain

Troubling Rain : how come Little Zheng can be on!!!!!! @Swoksaar this is favoritism!

Swoksaar: ^_^ Zheng Xuan is getting off soon as well, right?

Bullet Rain: aye aye, captain

Ye Qiu: Oh dear…

Ye Qiu: maybe we should have broken the news in person [think]

Ye Qiu : Don’t forget to drop by for lunch @Dancing Rain @One Autumn Leaf @Combat Form @Ashen Moon @Kind Tree @Cloud Piercer @Troubling Rain @Windy Rain @Desert Dust

Ye Qiu: It’s not often we’re all in the same city. Steamed Bun and Little Rou decided on stir-fry ( ´ ω ` )

Vaccaria: … Senior Ye …

Ye Qiu : ………… fine, you can come too @Vaccaria, we need to talk

Swoksaar: Shaotian might not be able to make it, Senior (@^◡^)

Swoksaar: his training got tripled as punishment

Swoksaar: how about I come over for lunch and pick up his share for him?

Ye Qiu: hmm…

Ye Qiu: sure, that’s fine. It would be nice seeing you again, Yu Wenzhou

Crying Devil: Captain Yu so dirty-hearted

Angelica: Captain Yu so dirty-hearted +1

Windy Rain: Captain Yu so dirty-hearted +2 ([popcorn])

Firebird Messenger: Captain Yu so dirty-hearted +3 (ahhhh we are living it right now)

Ignis Fatuus: Captain Yu so dirty-hearted +4 (ikr)

Doubtful Demon: Captain Yu so dirty-hearted +5 (rip Huang Shaotian)

Demon Subduer: Captain Yu so dirty-hearted +6 (smh)

Cloud Piercer: +7 (silly)

Empty Waves: Captain Yu so dirty-hearted +8 (Captain says Senior Huang chose a poor course of action)

Dark Forest: Captain Yu so dirty-hearted +9 (well, not like Huang Shaotian is known for his smarts)

Brilliant Edge: Captain Yu so dirty-hearted +10 (harsh)

Bullet Rain: Captain Yu so dirty-hearted +11 (but true)

Flowing Cloud: Captain Yu so dirty-hearted +12 (poor Senior)

Carved Ghost: Captain Yu so dirty-hearted +13 (Captain, please stop crying)

Life Extinguisher: Captain Yu so dirty-hearted +14 (I regret being here)

One Autumn Leaf: Captain Yu so dirty-hearted +15 (same)

Crying Devil : @Carved Ghost this betrayal tch

Carved Ghost: ┐( ̄ー ̄)┌

Troubling Rain: 。・゚ヾ(✦థ ェ థ)ノ。゚・。。・゚ヾ(✦థ ェ థ)ノ。゚・。。・゚ヾ(✦థ ェ థ)ノ。゚・。。・゚ヾ(✦థ ェ థ)ノ。゚・。。・゚ヾ(✦థ ェ థ)ノ。゚・。。・゚ヾ(✦థ ェ థ)ノ。゚・。。・゚ヾ(✦థ ェ థ)ノ。゚・。。・゚ヾ(✦థ ェ థ)ノ。゚・。

Delilo: my nonexistent sympathy became even more nonexistent

Doubtful Demon: 23333 [2]

Ashen Moon: Senior already went offline, so um…

Firebird Messenger: drama is over? QAQ

Firebird Messenger: time to face the music orz

Firebird Messenger : @Dark Forest can you send @Life Extinguisher a kiss or heart or something for me??? Pretty please??? (help put him in a better mood)

Life Extinguisher: ……………………

Dark Forest: ………………………………………………………………

Firebird Messenger: hahaha………(>﹏<)

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Swoksaar: thank you for the delicious food, Senior ^-^

One Autumn Leaf: >.>

One Autumn Leaf: you need to learn a few things about personal space

Dancing Rain: awww Brother Xiang~ so protective of Mama! It was just a kiss on the cheek hehe

One Autumn Leaf: hmph

One Autumn Leaf: totally unnecessary

One Autumn Leaf: a simple thank you would've been fine

Desert Dust: agreed

Troubling Rain : @Swoksaar pkpkpkpkpkpkpkpkpkpkpk

Troubling Rain: HOW DARE YOU CAPTAIN

Troubling Rain: I WILL NOT FORGET THIS BETRAYAL

Troubling Rain: YOU DIDN’T EVEN BRING BACK FOOD FOR ME

Troubling Rain: YOU BASTARD FIGHT ME 1V1 ARENA RIGHT NOW

Swoksaar: More training, Shaotian?

Swoksaar: ^_^

Troubling Rain: ………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………

Troubling Rain: I DON’T CARE ANYMORE FUCKING FITE ME YU WENZHOU

Windy Rain: [popcorn]

Windy Rain: what a wonderful dessert to a delightful lunch

Firebird Messenger: +1

Ignis Fatuus: +2

Dancing Rain: hehe~ check the other chat! I sent pics

Windy Rain : @Dancing Rain Marry me

Firebird Messenger: I call maid of honor!

Ignis Fatuus: fuck, I was gonna propose

Ignis Fatuus: best man then

Dancing Rain: Emmmmmmmmm

Dancing Rain : @Wu Xuefeng @Ye Qiu Papa Wu? Mama? @Desert Dust Papa Han?

Ye Qiu: What is this?

Ye Qiu : @Windy Rain why was I not consulted beforehand

Wu Xuefeng: denied; this family requires a proposal with a championship ring, it’s tradition

Desert Dust: No

Dancing Rain: welp, you heard my mama and papas, Xiuxiu

Windy Rain: Darn

Windy Rain: waIT A MINUTE

Windy Rain: DOES THIS MEAN WU XUEFENG AND HAN WENQING PROPOSED WITH THEIR CHAMPIONSHIP RINGS?

Windy Rain: WANG JIEXI TOO?!?!?!

Windy Rain: [shock] is this how Excellent Era won three times in a row? Because Wu Xuefeng didn’t want Han Wenqing to propose successfully?!?!?!?!?!?!

Ignis Fatuus: omg

Firebird Messenger: ahhhhhhhh I DID NOT EXPECT THIS PLOT TWIST OMFG

Ignis Fatuus: ditto

Dancing Rain: you didn’t know? I thought it was common knowledge

Carved Ghost: no

Cloud Piercer: +1

Tide: no +2

Troubling Rain: fucking no +3

Swoksaar: no +4 ^_^

Dazzling Hundred Blossoms: no +5

Empty Waves: no +6

Crying Devil: no +7

Windy Rain: no +8 why didn’t you tell me, mumu

Ignis Fatuus: no +9 why didn’t you tell me +1

Firebird Messenger: no +10 why didn’t you tell me +2

One Autumn Leaf: no +11 and I didn’t want to know

Combat Form: um...didn’t Father and Step-father propose right after winning, though? How come no one saw?

Dark Forest: no +12

Life Extinguisher: no +13

Wei Chen: because they’re all young’uns

Troubling Rain: OLD WEI YOU’RE ALIVE!?!?!?

Swoksaar: Captain Wei?

Wei Chen: oi, you brats, stop being troublesome

Wei Chen: tch can’t believe that damn bastard Wu Xuefeng dragged me back in here because of you two

Ye Qiu: Old Wei? Hey, nice to see that you haven’t smoked yourself into lung cancer

Wei Chen: you smoke more than me, Ye Qiu

Dancing Rain: not anymore~ hehe, papas gave Ye Qiu some incentive to cut down on smoking

Firebird Messenger: OwO

Firebird Messenger: OwwwwwO

Firebird Messenger: OwwwwwwwwwwO

Life Extinguisher: Little Dai…

Firebird Messenger: Oh, okies, I’ll stop

Firebird Messenger: BUT ARE YOU SAYING WHAT I THINK YOU’RE SAYING, SENIOR SU?!

Dancing Rain: Just call me Mumu or Mucheng like Xiuxiu does, Little Dai

Dancing Rain: but what do you think? Hhhhh

One Autumn Leaf: T M I

One Autumn Leaf: please I don’t want to hear this

Dancing Rain: [think]

Dancing Rain: I forget how young you are, Brother Xiang

Dancing Rain : let’s move to the other chat @Windy Rain @Firebird Messenger @Ignis Fatuus

Dancing Rain: so we won’t traumatize my innocent younger brother

Combat Form: Too late, Sister Mucheng…

Dancing Rain: Ah...you never had a chance, Little Fei, sorry!

Dancing Rain: Papa Wu and Mama were not very discreet

Dancing Rain: and got especially loud when Papa Han came to visit

Dancing Rain: oops

Dancing Rain has recalled a message. 」

Dancing Rain has recalled a message. 」

Dancing Rain: hehe :)

One Autumn Leaf: ……………………………………………………

Dancing Rain: Anyways~

Dancing Rain : @Ye Qiu Mama, how did things go with @Vaccaria?

Ye Qiu: Well

Ye Qiu: After some discussion

Ye Qiu: We...