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Kasumi Toyama has added Arisa Ichigaya, Tae Hanazono, and 23 others to the chat

Kasumi Toyama has named the chat ‘Band life’

Kasumi: Hi guys!!

Arisa: fuck you

Tae: Private messages Arisa :)

Kasumi: 0///0 arisa,,,,

Arisa: DIE

Ran: Don’t mean to interrupt… your ‘fun’, but why are we all in a gc together?

Moca: To sin.

Ran: Moca please stop trolling for one second, Kasumi, answer.

Kasumi: To be friends and stuff!! Also for our big lives together

Yukina: WhAt?

Rinko: Yukina doesn’t know how to use her phone well, sorry everyone :3

Yukina: HoW dO I dO thAT, ShIroKaNe?

Lisa: Yukina I’m coming over to teach you how to use your phone, hold on.

Yukina: oK

Ako: HELLO SINFUL SOULS, I AM HERE, THE PRINCESS OF DARKNESS- AKO!

Tomoe: Ako it’s past your bedtime go to bed.

Moca: Isn’t Ako like 3, why does she have a phone

Tomoe: Hell if I know.

Ako: IM 15 YOU GUYS

Himari: So… 3?

Tsugumi: Guys, that’s kinda mean :(

Moca: Sorry Tsugu :(

Ran: Yeah guys stop

Moca: Not sorry now

Ran: WHAT THE HELL MOCA

Himari: This sounds like a Ran problem… Do you think she needs THEM?

Tomoe: If she says it…

Moca: Sounds like Ran needs… THE PAW PATROL

Ran: STOP

Rinko: …

Ako: I’m staying up if Moca is allowed to type

Tomoe: GOD DAMNIT

Kaoru: Now now, my little kittens

Himari: OMG OMG GUYS LOOK ITS KAORU KAORU PRINCE KAORU NOTICEM E I LOVE U SO FUCKING MUCH

Moca: …

Tomoe: Why world?

Kokoro: Kokoro Bang Dream Girls Band Party!

Misaki has named Kokoro to ‘Bandori’

Eve has named themselves to ‘Bushido’

Bushido: Hello everyone! Very Bushido!

Chisato: That was the most expected thing to ever happen actually.

Misaki: The Bandori or the Bushido?

Chisato: Both.

Aya: Hi everyone! Aya Maruyama here!

Kaoru: Ah! More little kittens

Chisato: Kaoru shut the hell up

Misaki: Kaoru, please stop

Kanon: H… hi…

Misaki: Hi Kanon, what’s up?

Kanon: u-um… nothing :/

Misaki: oh no

Rimi: What’s wrong Misaki?

Misaki: KANON WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE JOINING THIS CHAT

Kanon: Ako messaged me and asked if I wanted to roleplay, she’s teaching me all about it…

Misaki: AKO WHAT THE HELL STOP TAINITING THE ONLY SANE MEMBER OF MY BAND

Bandori: Kasumi! Why didn’t you add Michelle to the group?

Misaki: Kasumi don’t answer her.

Kasumi: Nyah~

Arisa: AKO GOT HER TOO

Rinko: Ako stop teaching them how to rp… please

Ako: but we rp all the time RinRin!!

Rinko: I know, but that’s different then teaching others to rp…

Ako: Nu uh! I’m gonna go back to teaching them!

Hina: holy kawaii~~ that’s so sugoi~~

Sayo: Shut the fuck up

Hina: Me?

 

Sayo: You and Ako. You’re both annoying.

Hina: But i’m your sister :(

Sayo: And I would sell you for a new guitar pick, your point?

Tomoe: I wish Sayo was my sister sometimes

Ako: WHAT THE HELL BIG SIS

Sayo: I wish you were my sister sometimes Tomoe

Hina: WHAT THE HELL BIG SIS :((

Sayo: What? You’re annoying and talk like you’re a dumbass

Tomoe: I have to agree with Sayo but for Ako, but only sometimes

Ako: RinRIN

Rinko: … Yes?

 

Ako: Can we call my sisters being mean again

Rinko: Yeah let me get the game up ok?

Ako: Thank you! Night sinners!

Moca: You taught people how to rp, I’m pretty sure you’re more of a sinner

Yukina: I am back, Lisa taught me how to type properly.

Lisa: I’m sleeping over :) Also Sayo and Tomoe, you shouldn’t be so mean…

Tomoe: but she’s being loud in the other room

Lisa: Tomoe that isn’t nice

Sayo: In all fairness, if you had an annoying sister you’d agree too…

Lisa: Doubt it-

Rinko: I told Ako to be quieter, is it any better Tomoe?

Tomoe: Tiny bit, thanks Rinko, the only sane person

Misaki: I’m sane

Tsugumi: Do I qualify as sane?

Tomoe: Both of you are sane, but we’re in a chat with people who refer to themselves as “kawai” and in the 3rd person

Kanon: That isn’t very sugoi :(

Misaki: I THOUGHT AKO GOT OFFLINE

Tomoe: She’s infected her, I’m so sorry for your lose…

Misaki: If I was to rp, I’d be making crying noises, which I am, in real life

Kanon: i’m sorry Misaki! Hina and Ako told me that sugoi means cool and Hina said you’d like it! Don’t cry :(

Sayo: HINA YOU LITTLE SHIT YOU GET YOUR ASS IN HERE AND APOLOGIZE TO KANON AND MISAKI

Rimi: Hina’s thing says offline

Sayo: I hear her laughing, be right back.

Tomoe: Have fun Sayo

Tae: Amused noises

Kasumi: i’m… gonna go to bed my head hurts reading this

Hagumi: I just joined! Hi guys!

Misaki: Hagumi, you should sleep

Hagumi: Huh? Why?

Misaki: Trust me-

Hina: i’m being forced to apologize for being ‘a little shit’ apparently, Kanon and misaki I am sorry :(

Sayo: Much better.

Misaki: Sorry Hagumi

Hagumi: I’ve seen and heard worse in all fairness, but I think I’ll take your advice and sleep any Midude

Misaki: Stop calling me that

Hagumi: Sorry can’t see night

Misaki: God damnit Hagumi…

Moca: if Ran comes into the chat don’t tell her where I live

Ran: I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE AND IM GOING TO KILL YOU

Moca: but why~~

Ran: BECAUSE

Moca: Wanna type that out for me~ I was enjoying it in private~~ I’m sure everyone else would

Kaoru: How bad could it be, little kitten?

Ran: I’m going to bed fuck you Moca

Moca: ok~ Want me to go over to your place, or you coming to mine~

Ran: FUCKIN DIE NIGHT

Moca: So mean to me…

Tomoe: Were you guys sexting again

Chisato: one, Kaoru shut the fuck up. Two… AGAIN?

Maya: Hi I just got here and I’d like to say what the fuck

Bushido: BUSHIDO

Maya: … Interesting.

Bandori: BANG DREAM GIRLS BAND PARTY

Maya: Someone explain why they’re just caps lock yelling at me

Chisato: Morons.

Misaki: Dumb asses

Kaoru: They’re expressing themselves!

Chisato: Kaoru, they’re being stupid

Kaoru: All women are queens, chisato

Chisato: IF SHE BREATHES SHES A THOT, KAORU

Misaki: … I don’t know who’s ideals to believe

Tsugumi: Maybe Kaoru’s? They’re nicer :D

Misaki: who let this innocent child into this cursed place

Himari: Do you mean the world? If so her parents. If you mean the chat, then Kasumi

Misaki: both are valid and I respect that

Moca: guys guys, please calm down~~ Ran might wake up~~

Tomoe: When did you care if ran wakes up or not

Moca: i’m potentially finally getting into a relationship with the girl I like please shut up

Tomoe: holy fuck

Himari took a screenshot

Moca deleted one message
Sayo: I saw that too

Moca: HIMARI DELETE THAT PLEASE

Himari: yawn~ I’m so tired, I’m gonna go to bed! Night Kaoru :)

Kaoru: good night little kitten~

Chisato: Sleep well

Moca: HIMARI I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE-

Tomoe: She’s offline…

Rinko: that was eventful, if it makes you feel better Moca, at least your friend has the screenshot

Moca: Do you understand how much I tease everyone around me?

Moca: Screw this i’m gonna cry myself to bed

Tomoe: I think we should all go to bed, night

Sayo: Night, I guess?

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Time: 10:10 am

 

Kasumi: This was wild… and without me

 

Rimi: That’s probably a good thing you went to bed.

 

Kasumi: RIMIRIN THAT ISNT NICE MOMMMMM

 

Saaya:Yes Kasumi?

 

Sayo: Why did you respond to that?

Saaya: Group mom

 

Kasumi: Rimi was mean to me :(

 

Sayo: Jesus christ barely.

 

Hina: You haven’t met mean unti you’ve lived with Sayo

 

Sayo: You haven’t met stupid until you have lived with Hina

 

Hina: The hell does that mean

 

Sayo: Look at the sentence before I said you’re stupid

 

Hina: this is abuse??

 

Sayo: You only need one question mark, dumbass

 

Misaki: agreed

 

Kanon: :/?

 

Misaki: Go back to bed Kanon

 

Kanon: I’m not tired though!

 

Misaki: Read a book

 

Kanon: Kokoro is at my house, i’m not sure what to do, she’s very loud

 

Misaki: Kanon, private message me your address i’m gonna come save you

 

Kanon: Thank you, I’m terrified currently

 

Sayo: Interesting, glad my band mates aren’t on drugs

Ako: GOOD MORNING DEMONS

Sayo: Nevermind.

 

Rinko: Morning Sayo

Sayo: Finally, a sane person in my band. Good morning Rinko

 

Rinko: Morning Sayo, how are you?

 

Sayo: Decent, would you like to go out for breakfast with me Rinko?

 

Rinko: Sure! We can meet up, right?


Sayo: Yes of course, I’ll tell you the dinner in private messages.

 

Rinko: Awesome! I’m going to get ready!

Ako: Holy fuck.

 

Hina: ?

Ako: SAYO JUST ASKED RINKO OUT ON A DATE

 

Hina: HOLY FUCK YOU’RE RIGHT BIG SIS YOU’RE GOING ON A DATE

 

Sayo: Shut up Hina.

 

Hina: Don’t get to wild ;D

 

Sayo: Be right back, have to strangle someone.

 

Hina: Who- AH

 

Ako: Hina’s fuckin dead

 

Lisa: Guys no fighting!!

Arisa: But what if I wanna fight Kasumi.

 

Kasumi: :(

 

Rimi: Why?

 

Arisa: She’s stupid.

 

Rimi: And?

 

Arisa: Cute. she’s stupid cute.

Kasumi: AWWW

 

Arisa: Die.

 

Bandori: BANG DREAM!

Kanon: fue…

 

Misaki: We barely escaped… But we did it. WHat happened?

Tae: Arisa admitted she’s a super big tsundere for Kasumi.

 

Arisa: SHUT THE HELL UP

Ako: SAYO ASKED RINKO OUT ON A DATE

Misaki: … wonderful

 

Sayo: It isn’t a date, we’re just hanging out.

 

Ako: Two girls, sitting in a hot tub, 3 inches apart because they’re kinda gayyyy

 

Sayo: Does anyone know someone who would kill an annoying drummer?

Tomoe: Potentially, they might charge a few though

 

Sayo: Like how much? And what would the extra price be for a really obnoxious guitarist.

 

Tomoe: Maybe like 50 bucks, idk.


Hina: I think they’re planning to kill us

 

Ako: IM WORTH MORE THEN 50 BUCKS

 

Tomoe: shut up

 

Ako: RINRIN

Rinko: Yes? Sorry! I’m still getting ready for my outing with Sayo!

Ako: TOMOE AND SAYO ARE TRYING TO KILL ME FOR 50 DOLLARS

Rinko: Ako, they’re joking, I’m sure.

Hina: Doubt it, big sis has had it out for me for like… 16 years maybe.

 

Sayo: 17 if you count the womb.

 

Hina: :( that’s just mean

 

Sayo: You’re just obnoxious, let me get ready for my outing now. I’ll see you soon Rinko

 

Rinko: :D See you soon as well

 

Ako: HOW IS SHE IGNORING THE OBVIOUSNESS THAT SAYOS GONNA KILL US

 

Hina: JFDKLJSFKLDS WE’RE GONNA DIE

 

Rimi: E-everyone please calm down! They’re joking! Right?

Tomoe: Maybe. Just maybe.

 

Moca: :( i’m sad, where’s Ran

 

Himari: aw~ Does Moca want Ran?

Ran: Hm?

 

Moca: HI RAN LETS GO ON A DATE ;D We CAN DO EVERYTHING EXCEP T LOOK AT OUR PHONES ILL BE RIGHT THERE

 

Ran: What happened last night

 

Himari: :3

 

Kaoru: morning my little kittens!~

Himari: FJDSKLF KAORU I LOVE YOU

Chisato: Himari, snap out of it.

 

Aya: Chisato! Are you on your way to practice?

Chisato: yes, I’ll be there soon. Where’s Eve and Maya?

Maya: Hi?

 

Bushido: BUSHIDO

 

Chisato: Wonderful, you two will be coming, right?

 

Bushido: YES!

Maya: Yeah. i’m on my way

 

Hina: Shit do I have to come

 

Chisato: :) Yes.

 

Hina: Fine, I’ll be there a little late then.

 

Rimi: Do we have practice today?

Tae: No? SAAYA

 

Saaya: Hm?

Tae: Do we have practice

 

Saaya: No! But you guys could come by the bakery!

 

Tae: You guys wanna have a sleepover at my place? We can bring bread and choco coronets

 

Rimi: ILL BE AT SAAYAS BAKERY IN THREE MINUTES HANG ON

 

Kaoru: Are any of my lovely band mates on?~

Hagumi: HI!

Kasumi: HAGUMI

Hagumi: KASUMI

Misaki: Kill me

 

Hagumi: KASUMI I LOVE YOU BRO

 

Kasumi: HAGUMI I LOVE YOU TOO BRO

 

Arisa: >:(

Tae: Arisa’s jelly~

Arisa: SHUT YOUR FACE HOLE

Bandori: KOKORO IS ON!

Kanon: SCREAMING

 

Misaki: SHE SAID SOMETHING OTHER THEN BANG DREAM WHAT DO WE DO

 

Kaoru: We mustn’t fret my kittens! We must fleet!

Misaki: Ok, dumb idea, any actual good ideas?

Kasumi: HAGUMI IS SMART RIGHT HAGUBRO

Hagumi: YEAH KASUBRO UM… TIE HER UP AND SEE IF SHE’S THE REAL KOKORO!

Misaki: Honestly, that’s probably what we’ll have to do.

 

Kanon: I’m not going back to my house Misaki

 

Misaki: I know, we’ll work it out. Ok?

Kanon: :( Ok, thank you Misaki, you’re a lifesaver.

 

Kaoru: We shouldn’t tie up a princess!

 

Hagumi: WE ARENT SURE IF SHE IS KOKORON THOUGH

 

Bandori: :) I am surely Kokoro!

 

Hagumi: AHHHHH

 

Kanon: AHHHHHHHHHHH

Misaki: Kanon literally just screamed into the phone I kid you not

 

Kaoru: I’m starting to believe it isn’t our Princess now, perhaps we should fleet our dominance?

Misaki: … Kaoru we’re having a band meeting i’m texting you and Hagumi the location, neither of you tell fake Kokoro the address

 

Bandori: :D I wanna go!

Hagumi: ALIEN ALIEN

 

Kasumi: HAGUBRO

 

Hagumi: YEAH KASUBRO?

 

Kasumi: YOU COVERED THE SONG

 

Hagumi: HOLY FUCK WE DID

 

Bandori: we put the lyrics of alien here for Julie later

 

Kasumi: THE ALIENS HERE HAGUBRO RUN

 

Hagumi: KASUBRO IM SORRY I LOVE YOU

 

Kasumi: BRO

 

Arisa: Shut the fuck up

 

Tomoe: Thank you. Someone had to do it.

 

Moca: I just want you all to know I despise Himari with a burning passion and I refuse to associate

 

Tomoe: Did she tell Ran

Moca: Proof and everything

 

Ran: It was an interesting conversation, Moca was trying to rip my phone out of my hand.

 

Moca: Almost.

 

Himari: You’re just mad you guys are gonna be a cute couple thanks to me

 

Moca: Guys I think there’s a troll or something in our gc. Like an actual troll, maybe a demon for all I know!

 

Ran: Why are you so upset about?

Moca: :( I wanted to confess

Tsugumi: That’s… Kinda cute?

 

Tomoe: Hang on.

 

Moca: Then we could do the couple things PROPERLY ;D

 

Tsugumi: Nevermind. I should’ve waited, I’m sorry Tomoe.

 

Tomoe: I’m sorry your innocent eyes saw that Tsugumi.

 

Himari: By the way where’s Kaoru?

Kasumi: They went on a case to figure out if Kokoro’s an alien

 

Bandori: I AM MOST DEFINETLY JUST KOKORO BANG DREAM GIRLS BAND PARTY

 

Kasumi: HAGUBRO SHE FIGURED KOKOROS LINES OUT

 

Hagumi: AHHHHHHHHH

 

Kanon: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

Misaki: THEY BOTH JUST SCREAMED INTO THEIR MICS IT HURTS

 

Kaoru: I most say that wasn’t pleasant at all…

 

Himari: AHHHHHH KAORU I LOVE YOU <3

 

Kaoru: Ah!~ Hello little kitten! How are you today?

 

Himari: Wonderful! My blackmailing was a success!

Kaoru: Ah, you mean the screenshot from last night?

Moca: Kaoru you shouldn’t associate with satan.

 

Kaoru: No female could ever be satan!~ Fleet~

 

Moca: Himari is living proof that it’s possible to be reincarnated as satan, on the other hand.

 

Himari: :D

 

Moca: Kasumi can you give me admin powers?

Kasumi: Ok?

 

Moca is an admin now

 

Moca muted Himari

 

Arisa: Kasumi why would you do that you know she was gonna do it.

 

Kasumi: Because Moca is really nice!

Moca: Only to nice people unlike satan

 

Kaoru: Moca, I do confirm Himari is probably not satan.

 

Lisa: I’m fully confirming she isn’t satan!

Yukina: Who’s satan?

Lisa: Apparently Himari!

Yukina: … is satan a cat?

Lisa: Oh boy, gotta explain to her what satan is now.

 

Sayo: How does Yukina not know what satan is.

 

Tomoe: She didn’t grow up with little shit sibblings like us.

 

Sayo: Holy hell you’re right.

 

Tomoe: No kidding, how’s your outing?

 

Sayo: Wonderful! I saw Misaki and 3 of her band mates running away somewhere.

 

Bandori: WHERE?

Sayo: I don’t know.

 

Bandori: KOKORO BANG DREAM MUST KNOW WHERE THE WERE LOCATED

Kasumi: DONT TELL HER SAYO ITS A TRICK SHES AN ALIEN

 

Sayo: They ran by me in hell.

 

Tomoe: Nice.

 

Sayo: Thank you

 

Rinko: Hagumi screamed into her phone very loudly, that’s all I know. :(

 

Sayo: VERY LOUDLY

 

Bandori: I DONT KNOW WHATS EVEN HAPPENING AHhHHH

 

Sayo: Misaki, where are you. She’s close.

 

Misaki: WHY DOES ALL OF MY BAND SCREAM INT O THEIR PHONE- SCREEW IT RUN FASTER GUYS

 

Sayo: Will they even be ok?

Rinko: I hope so!! :(

 

Tomoe: … Potentially speaking? No.



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Time: 12:30 am

Sayo: It’s late, but today was eventful

Ako: I think we all heard Harohapi screaming today…

Hina: I heard them outside the idol building place

Chisato: Bed time for Hina :)

Hina: NO UR NOT MY MOM CHISATO

Chisato: Sayo, strangle your sister until she passes out please.

Sayo: With pleasure.

Hina: OK RUDE

Hina: AHHHHHHH

Sayo: WHY DID YOU SCREAM INTO YOUR PHONE

Tomoe: I see why you hate your sister.

Rinko: Hina… Screaming at 12:30 am isn’t polite… Try it at 2 pm maybe?

Hina: it made big sis go away from trying to murder me

Rinko: I’m sure Sayo wasn’t trying to kill you… Right?

Sayo: Of course not Shirokane, I would never commit murder.

Sayo: I’d have someone else do it

Sayo deleted one message

Rinko: What did she say? I looked at my game for 3 seconds…

Hina: SHES GONNA HIRE A HITMAN ON ME

Ako: RINRIN HELP

 

Rinko: I’m trying to solve a murder here Ako, can you hold on?

Ako: NO I M DYING RINRIN

Rinko: Sayo, please don’t kill Hina! I’ll be right back

Sayo: Alright Rinko :)

Tomoe: She’s offline, as well as Ako

Sayo: Good, so Tomoe who was that guy that you know?

Tomoe: Moca knows him, MOCA GET ON

Moca: ;3 why? I’m busy with Ran

Ran: We’re playing Mario Kart on switch

Moca: Ran! Don’t give away our dirty secrets ;D

Ran: I’m kicking your ass.

Moca: Hang on!! Tomoe needs me!

 

Moca: Also someone tell Himari I’m not unmuting her.

Tomoe: First off, she can see your messages still.

Moca: Can I kick her from the chat?

Tomoe: MOCA NO

Moca: :)

Ran: I have no clue what’s going on, but please don’t kick Himari. We need her at practice.

Tomoe: Yeah :(

Moca: Hey Tomoe :) I have something I need to tell you.

Sayo: Does this involve that guy I wanna hire.

Moca: Wait you want to hire Cristiana?

Sayo: It’s a girl?

Moca: Yeah, only girls can commit murder Sayo, why do you think I’m the only one trying to kill Himari?

Sayo: Were you gonna hire this Cristiana?

Moca: Can I invite her?

Kasumi: AS THE OTHER ADMIN IM GONNA HAVE TO SAY NO HIRING HITMAN AND INVITING HER TO CHATS

Saaya: I’m agreeing with Kasumi. Stop trying to kill your siblings.

Sayo: No.

Tomoe: Sorry Saaya but no.

Moca: :) Well then I’ll hire her on Himari.

Sayo: Have fun.

Tomoe: OK nO

Moca: Tomoe~

Tomoe: What

Moca: Himari likes Kaoru :)

Tomoe: Then why are you hiring Cristina on Himari?

Kaoru: N-Now now.

Tomoe: … Damnit I can’t Kaoru is to nice.

Moca: Is this permission to kill Himari now!

Tomoe: OK ITS PERMISSION TO NOT KILL ANYONE

Sayo: How about Hina?

Hina: HOW ABOUT NOT KILL ANYONE

Sayo: Moca can I have her number?

Moca: Really?

Sayo: Yes.

Hina: SAYO IM SORRY

Sayo: For what?

 

Hina: IDK FOR BEING IN YOUR HAIR FOR THE PAST 17 YEARS :(

Sayo: Don’t forget the womb.

Hina: AND THE WOMB

Sayo: You’re not forgiven, I was joking about hiring the hitwoman on you.
Moca: I still wanna invite Cristian, to scare Himari

Tomoe: Himari asked me to tell you ‘HOW ABOUT NO’

Moca: Makes me wanna do it more

Tomoe: NO

Kaoru: Please do not, Moca

Chisato: Moca, I just read up, if you add a god damn hitwoman, I’m gonna ask Ran for your address.

Moca: And do what? :)

Chisato: Do what the hitwoman would do

Moca: Isn’t that you being a big hypocrite

Chisato: No that’s me protecting Hina, Himari and Kaoru.

Kaoru: You’re protecting me, Chi?

Chisato: In this case, yes.

Moca: What if I said the hitwoman is just Tsugumi

Ran: What.

Tsugumi: My middle name is Cristina :(

Chisato: What.

Kaoru: Tsugumi, you’re middle name is Italian?

Tsugumi: Yeah! Mom really liked it! :)

Misaki: I just popped on, and the fact that Moca was trying to get Tsugumi to kill someone is terrifying.

Tsugumi: I wouldn’t have killed anyone! Especially no one here!

Misaki: Hang on
Misaki named Tsugumi, “Cinnamon Bun”

Kasumi made Tsugumi an Admin!

Kaoru: Why admin?

Kasumi: I love her.

Saaya: Why is it that no one in our band is an admin, but two members of Afterglow are.

Kasumi made Saaya an Admin!

Saaya: Not what I meant, but thank you

Kasumi: You’re welcome!

Cinnamon Bun: Thank you Misaki and Kasumi! Is ‘Cinnamon Bun’ good or bad? Obviously the food is good!

Moca: Tsugu, it’s good. Trust me for once

Cinnamon Bun: OK!

Kasumi: She’s so innocent…

Arisa: COUGHS

Kasumi: AWISA

Arisa: Don’t you dare start that shit again

Moca: ‘Again’? Is Kasumi a furry for you?

Arisa: I think so

Kasumi: Nu uh

Arisa: Then stop saying “OWO” whenever you see me

Kasumi: But I love you :(

Arisa: THEN STOP DOING THAT

Kasumi: FINE

Arisa: Dumbass

Kasumi: You’re moronsexual

Arisa: Apparently.

Moca: What just happened

Tomoe: They made up? In a really gay way?

Cinnamon Bun: That was sweet!!

Tomoe: … SHES SO INNOCENT WHY IS SHE HERE

 

Moca: Idk, let’s ask Tsugumi’s secret identity, Cristina

Cinnamon Bun: That’s just my middle name :(

Cinnamon Bun: Tomoe should I do the thing?

Tomoe: Do it.

Moca: What?

Cinnamon Bun unmuted Himari!

 

Himari: HAH

Moca: TSUGU WHY

Tomoe: It had to be done

Cinnamon Bun: We need to be nice to each other! We’re a band!

Moca: I refuse to talk to that she devil

Ran: Moca

Moca: :( Yes my love

Ran: You realize she helped us get together right?

Moca: …

Ran: And that you always blackmail the rest of us anyway? So it was just karma?

Moca: Yeah… Sorta…

Himari: :) See, you should be thanking me instead of calling me satan

Ako: WHOS SATAN I WANNA SAY HI

Rinko: She saw the word ‘Satan’. I’m sorry Himari.

Himari: … Tomoe can you help?

Tomoe: GO TO BED AKO ITS LIKE 1 AM

Ako: NO YOU

Tomoe: Brb guys.

Ako: Wait why is she- NEVERMIND ABORT MISSION

Rinko: I question my friends.

Moca: Me too.

Ran: Agreed

Sayo: I’ve been watching this, I too question everyone here.

Ran: I love Moca so much~

Moca: Of course you do Ran~

Ran: SHE STOLE MY PHONE

Sayo: That was funny

Hagumi: HI GUYS!

Kasumi: HAGUBRO

Hagumi: KASUBRO

Arisa: not again

Hagumi: BRO

Kasumi: BRO

Arisa named Hagumi to Hagubro

Arisa named Kasumi to Kasubro

Arisa: There. You’re welcome.

Kasubro: That’s the nicest thing Arisa has ever done for me, I’m crying.

Hagubro: Thank you Arisa!!

Arisa: Dumbasses.

Tae: Says the one who gave in and named them ‘Hagubro’ and ‘Kasubro’

Rimi: That was nice :)

Arisa: WHY IS RIMI AWAKE

Rimi: Tae and I are having a sleepover with Saaya at Tae’s house! I have 3 bunnies on my lap!

Tae: Rimi ate 20 chocolate coronets in a sitting of 20 minutes, it was scary.

Kasubro: She ate one a minute?

Arisa: Ignoring how Kasumi did math finally… RIMI IS THAT EVEN HEALTHY?

Rimi: :D

Arisa: I’m scared

Kasubro: Can I invite Rimi’s sister and ask her if that’s even allowed

Sayo: WAIT ARE YOU GOING TO ADD ALL OF GLITTER*GREEN?

Tomoe: Hi back from making Ako go to bed, but also… ADD THEM

Hagubro: ADD THEM MAKE THEM JOIN OUR ARMY KASUMI

Kasubro: IM GONNA DO IT GUYS

Arisa: DONT YOU DARE KASUMI-

Kasubro added, Yuri Ushigome, Wanibe Nanana, Hinako Nujikki and Rii Uzuwa to the chat

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Kasubro: :)

Yuri: Hello?

Rimi: H-Hey big sis

Yuri: … Did she eat 20 coronets in under 20 minutes

Arisa: Yes

Yuri: God dammit not again

Moca: AGAIN

Arisa: It’s terrifying I believe the ‘again’ so strongly.

Rii: Why were we added

Hagubro: ONE OF US

Kasubro: ONE OF US

Rii: Ok that’s fair :D

 

Yuri: it’s like, 1 am, why are there over 20 people online… and why is there someone named “Bandori” dming me.

Misaki: FAKE KOKORO

Kasubro: AHHHHH

Hagubro: AHHHHHHHHHHHH

Bandori: KOKORO MEANS NO HARM

Yuri: I’m confused

Misaki: Kokoro is an alien.

Yuri: oh, fair. She’s asking me if I like to smile?

Misaki: Fake news

Sayo: This is 2018, no one likes to smile.

Kasubro: Big sad

Hagubro: All facts no printer

Arisa: Shut. Up.

Wanibe: I recognize a few of you by name from school, and some I don’t… Why is the head of the disciplinary club here.

Sayo: Something about being a band means your part of this cult.

Misaki: Basically

Wanibe: Interesting. And who exactly is, “Cinnamon Bun”? Anyone from our school?

Sayo: No, she’s a member of Afterglow.

Rinko: She’s very nice though, her name fits her personality. :)

Hinako: Ok, I get that we’re all teenagers here, but why are we all typing at 1 am. Especially a member of the disciplinary club.

Sayo: Because my sister might come on and cause trouble.

Chisato: And make it double if Ako comes on.

Tomoe: Don’t associate with Ako. Please.

Moca: ASSOCIATE WITH HER TO ANNOY TOMOE
Tomoe: SHUT IT MOCA

Moca: Only Ran can do that ;D

Ran: Face. Shut. Up.

Moca: mwah~

Yuri: Ok and who are they?

Kasubro: Members of Afterglow! Ran is the lead vocalist, Moca is guitar, Tomoe is drums! “Cinnamon Bun” of Tsugumi, is the keyboardist!

Arisa: SHE TYPED AN ENTIRE SENTENCE

Rimi: Omg

Yuri: GO to bed Rimi

Rimi: But I’m at a sleepover :( And Tae’s bunnies are attacking me.

Yuri: Put them away?

Tae: No.

Saaya: We can’t make her do it :( Sorry Yuri

Hina: Hi :D Who are these people

Sayo: Glitter*Green members, don’t be a moron

Hina: rude

Sayo: Simpleton

Yuri: Is this your sister Sayo?

Sayo: By blood? Yes. By my relationship with her, she can die.

Hina: She was plotting to kill me for like… 2 days

Yuri: Sayo, that’s not nice-

Hina: Sayo isn’t nice

Rinko: Sayo is very nice!

Cinnamon bun: Hi! I just came in and think Sayo is very nice!

Sayo: 2-1, checkmate Ignoramus

Hina: SHES CALLING ME BIG WORDS THAT MEAN MORON THATS MEAN

Sayo: Says you, the one who read an entire book on grammar for the hell of it, and can’t remember to put a ‘ between the E and S of “Shes”

Rinko: … Point to Sayo

Cinnamon bun: I can’t help you Hina, I’m sorry :(

Hina: Why do you have 2 girls defending you

Sayo: Because unlike you, I don’t go up to people and tell them I’m smarter than them

Hina: I WAS 5 STOP MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT IT

Sayo: Make me, and as you would add, ‘:)’

Hina: That’s scary

Kasubro: I’m terrified

Hagubro: Hina go assert your dominance

Hina: How?

Hagubro: I’ll dm you…

Hina: BRILLIANT HAGUMI

Yuri: This is something

Sayo: Hagumi

Hagubro: HI

Sayo: Why did Hina come into my room and Tpose

Hina: IT DIDNT WORK SHE KICKED ME IN THE SHINS

 

Hagubro: IT USUALLY WORKS IM SORRY HINA I TRIED

Kasubro: YOU DID A GREAT JOB HAGUBRO

Arisa: That’s dumb

Tae: says you, moronsexual

Arisa: >:(

Wanibe: Why are you guys like this

Ran: Im sorry, fellow band people, but I have been beaten, finally.

Moca: I WON

Himari: Mario kart?

Moca: YEAH I WAS FUCKIN BOWSER

Himari: … with tiddies or no

Moca: yes

Himari: JESUS CHRIST DONT YOU DARE ACTUALLY DO THE MEME TOO

Moca: Ran you have to dress up in a Bowsette costume

Ran: what’s that…

Tomoe: NO

Cinnamon bun: What’s Bowsette? Is it cool? I’m gonna google it

Himari: TSUGUMI NO

Moca: WAIT WAIT TSUGU DONT

Ran: I JUST SAW IT TSUGU

Tomoe: WE”VE LOST HER INNOCENCE

 

Kasubro: WHAT THE HELL GUYS

Tomoe: IM SORRY I DIDNT MEAN TO LET HER DO THAT

Cinnamon bun: :( Oh

Himari: IM SORRY

Cinnamon bun: She’s so pretty, why are people drawing her like… that?

Hina: I’m back, also… RIP Tsugu it’s been a guchi life

Sayo: Say ‘guchi’ again and I’m gonna go into your room and strangle you.

Hina: HELP

Cinnamon bun: :( I’m sad now

Himari: I’m so sorry

Kaoru: What’s happening kittens?~

Himari: AHHHH KAORU HELP TSSUGUMI IS DEDAD

Cinnamon bun: But I’m not dead! :(

Himari: YES YOU ARE YOUR INNOCENSE IS

Moca: CALM DOWN AFTERGLOW MEMBERS WE CAN REVIVE TSUGU

Tomoe: CAN WE-

Ran: No.

Moca: AHHHHHHHHHH

Ran: WHY DID YOU SCREAM INTO THE PHONE

Moca: OWO

 

Ran: WHY DID YOU SAY THAT OUTLOUD

Moca: UWU

Ran: AHHHHHHHHH

Moca: OW

Sayo: Is this how you two flirt

Moca: Yes

Ran: I guess?

Yuri: Fun.

Sayo: I’m sorry you had to see this, Yuri.

Wanibe: Well, at least it’s interesting, amusing… Other words.

Rii: I CANT BELIEVE SHE DIDNT KNOW WHAT BOWSETTE IS IM DYIN

Hinako: Not all of us are memelords Rii

Rii: Ok but at least 3 of these people are, especially Moca. She’s dope

Moca: You’re pretty guchi too ;)

Sayo: Be glad you’re not my sister right now Moca

Hina: I’m gonna do something funny, and then die

Sayo: What?

Hina: Brb guys~

Sayo: Oh no if you even dare-

Yuri: Those two scare me. How are they related again?

Chisato: Twins.

Yuri: Holy hell and they don’t like each other at all??

Bandori: THIS IS FANON AFTERALL!! IN REALITY THEY WOULD PROBABLY LIKE EACH OTEHR

Yuri: what.

Bandori: I mean… BANG DREAM GIRLS BAND PARTY

Kasubro: I WAS TALKING TO MY BRO HAGUMI AND LIKE I DONT THINK EITHER OF US GET WHAT KOKORO MEANT THERE

Hagubro: It isn’t for us :(

Hina: GUYS IM NEVER GONNA BE ABLE TO LEAVE MY ROOM PLEAS E SEND HELP

Chisato: What did you do

Hina: I WENT INTO SAYOS ROOM AND YELLED GUCHI GANG REALLY LOUDLY AND PROBABLY WOKE OUR PARENTS UP AND THEN RAN OUT OF THE ROOM BEFORE SAYO COULD GRAB ME

Sayo: Mom is pissed off right now Hina. Get your ass out of your room.

Hina: YOURE GONNA KILL ME

Sayo: Not if mom does first.

Hina: HELP ME CHISATO

Chisato: Not my problem

Hina: I NEED BUSHIDO

Bushido: BUSHIDO IS HERE ILL SAVE YOU HINA!

Hina: THANK YOU

Sayo: DON’T YOU DARE HELP HER EVE

 

Hina: ;P get pranked

Yuri: Maybe you shouldn’t have yelled guchi gang at her?

Rimi: Big sis would you kill me if I did that?

Yuri: Loud enough to wake mom and dad up? Nah, I’d probably laugh my ass off.

Rimi: Wait

Yuri: WAIT WAIT WAIT

Rimi: BIG SIS YOU SWORE

Yuri: GOD DAMNIT SHE GETS ON THE MOMENT I SWEAR

 

Rimi: THAT MEANS I CAN SWEAR TOO NOW

 

Wanibe: What are you Rimi, 3?

Rimi: I’m 15, and I said the word “Christ” once and sis yelled at me.

Yuri: SHE NEEDS TO BE INNOCENT

Rimi: FUCK NO

Rimi: That felt good

Yuri: GOD DAMNITTT

Rimi: GOD! I CAN SAY EVERYTHING NOW! HECK YEAH!

Tae: Still says “heck”

Saaya: Shut up Tae, she’s already swearing a lot.

Yuri: How much?

Saaya: She’s said 15 words about now. I’m terrified. She’s said ‘fuck’ at least 4 times

Tae: I’m laughing my ass off this is great

Rimi: FUCK YEAH ITS GREAT!

Moca: IM LAUGHING SHE SWORE HAH

 

Himari: OUR INNOCENT CINNAMON BUNS HAVE BEEN CONVERTED DEAR LORD SAVE US

Cinnamon bun: I’m still fine?

Sayo: Rinko, please get online for a second.

Rinko: Hm?

Sayo: We still have one innocent one.

Moca: No way she roleplays

Sayo: With Ako, who’s like 3.

Ako: HI IM ON AGAIN
Tomoe: NO YOURE NOT GO TO BED

Ako: NO GAME TIME. IF MOCAS STILL UP THEN I CAN BE TOO

Tomoe: STOP USING MOCA AS AN EXAMPLE FOR EVERYTHING

Rii: But I like Moca she’s my new bro

Moca: My new bro is Rii

Kasubro: WELCOME TO THE BRO CLUB!!

Hagubro: BRO CLUB!

Moca: Can I be leader?

Kasubro: HAGUBRO? RIIBRO?

Rii: YEAH!

Moca: FUCK YEAH

Hagubro: YEAH!

 

Kasubro changed Moca’s name to “MocaBro”

Kasubro changed Rii’s name to “Riibro”

Hagubro: WELCOME TO OUR CLUB!!

Riibro: YEAH BOI

Mocabro: YEAH BOI

Yuri: Save us for fucks sake my sisters swearing like a sailor. :(

Mocabro: You’re not helping by saying fuck

Riibro: Truth

Yuri: RII DONT AGREE WITH HER I KNOW IM IN THE WRONG ALREADY

Wanibe: You guys hurt me I’m going to bed

Hinako: Same. Rii, Yuri, go to bed.
Riibro: >:(

Yuri: No I must fix my problems.

Tomoe: You guys are screwed.

Tae: HAHAHA SHE SAID SHIT

Rimi: FUCK YEAH I DID SAY SHIT!

Saaya: YURI DO SOMETHING

Yuri: RIMI

Rimi: SUP

Yuri: You can swear

Rimi: HELL YEAH

Yuri: But in reasonable amounts

Rimi: Oh ok ::(

 

Tae: Damnit she stopped that isn’t fun

Yuri: GOOD

Saaya: Thank god I was terrified

Kasubro: Crazy :(

Hagubro: Holy heck bros it’s like… 2 am

Chisato: You have woken me up at 2 am for what unknown reason

Yuri: Rimi was swearing

Chisato: THAT'S NOT A REASON TO WAKE ME UP

Yuri: AH SHES SCARY

Riibro: Chisato that isn’t very nice :(
Chisato: Who the hell is ‘Riibro’

Kasubro: We added glitter*green!

Chisato: Why would you bring them to this hell hole?

Hagubro: :3 idk?

Chisato: I hate you all. Go to fucking bed.

Hagubro: … ok night bros!

Kasubro: night!

Riibro: <3

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8:09 am

Kasubro: Morning bros!

Riibro: Early bird catches the worm!

Sayo: I shouldn’t have back
logged. I had my own problems.

Chisato: Did Eve try to save Hina?

Sayo: yes. And she broke her out of her room, I have no clue where they are.

Bushdio: BUSHIDO!

Sayo: where is she

Hina: not telling you

Sayo: Moms worried

Hina: I already texted mom uwu

Sayo: first off, never “uwu” me again you shit. Second off, where are you

Hina: WhErE ArE YoU

Sayo: You know what? I hope you starve :)

Bushido: I will feed you properly Hina! Bushido!

Hina: :P I win I guess big sis

Chisato: Interesting.

Yukina: guys this is really important

Lisa: Omg! Yukina is on for once!

Yukina: I just saw a cat on the way to the store. My life is complete.

Lisa: where did she learn to type like that?

Yukina: You helped me Lisa.

Lisa: gasp! I did?

Yukina: thank you.

Mocabro: Alright you two~ Go gay it up elsewhere~

Yukina: gay?

Maya: omg.

Lisa: Yukina go pet the cat!

Yukina: on it.

Lisa: I will steal all your shifts at work Moca. And your bread

Mocabro: Lololol

Mocabro: wait dont steal my bread please I love it as much as Ran

Ran: …

Mocabro: what?

Ran: I’m waiting for it

Mocabro: I don’t have anything to add this time Ran!!

Ran: …

Lisa: … Who are you and where’s Moca

Mocabro: Sleep Deprived Moca can’t think of a sex joke

Lisa: Who’s fault is that?

Mocabro: Ran!

Tomoe: Ah there we are! There’s Moca!

Himari: Nice! Hi Moca!

Mocabro: you guys are mean!!!

Ran: for reasons. Love you though, I guess.

Mocabro: BRB IM GONNA CUDDLE ATTACK RAN

Ran: SAVE ME

Himari: ah. Love.

Kaoru: Hello My Kittens!~

Himari: AHHHH KAORU I LOVE YOU

Tomoe: every fucking time

Chisato: I found out where they are Sayo. Also Kaoru?

Kaoru: ?

Chisato: shut up :)

Kaoru: Chisato… Thats not nice. :(

Sayo: Where is she.

Chisato: Eves house. They made eggs.

Sayo: the hell?

Hina: Yeah! We made eggs! Eve cut them with a sword!

Bushido: THE POWER OF BUSHIDO!!

Chisato: I’m sorry I could not stop them, they sent me an entire video of the egg cutting.

Sayo: Chisato, I could never be angry at you.

Chisato: <3

Sayo: <3 I only like Chisato, Rinko, Yukina and Lisa, officially.

Lisa: I’m glad I’m part of this list!

Sayo: Also Tomoe.

Tomoe: Yeah I better be- Jk Sayo ily

Sayo: Ilyt

Rinko: :D

Sayo: Especially Rinko. Ilysm Rinko.

Rinko: <3 Sayo is super nice!!

Hina: She tried to kill me. 2 times.

Rinko: I’m sure she didn’t mean it :0

Hina: YES SHE DID

Rinko: Sayo?

Sayo: I did nothing of the sort.

Hina: YOU LIE

Sayo: As you would say… No you.

Hina: SHE JUST MEMED ME. IM OFFENDED AND IMPRESSED

Sayo: Ew. I don’t like this.

Hina: Is this what having a sibling is actually like?

Chisato: You guys are… special.

Hina: Chisato. Sayo is just mean to me. Please understand.

Sayo: Chisato. Hina is smart but acts dumb. Please understand.

Chisato: Did they just…

Tomoe: SEND THAT AT THE SAME TIME???

Rinko: That was… actually kind of terrifying.(ΟΔΟ;;)

Tomoe: AGREED IM VERY FREAKED OUT

Yukina: I got on for a moment, and I’m confused? Sayo loves me?

Sayo: Yeah, I only like you, Lisa, Rinko, Tomoe and Chisato now.

Tomoe: Wow new squad?

Rinko: Ah!! We can form a guild at this point!

Sayo: … Ok fine.

Chisato: Sayo agreeing to something like this? Wow.

Sayo: It’s because it’s Rinko. And semi Tomoe with the squad idea I suppose.

Chisato: I’m fine with it. I have one thing to say.

Sayo: Go on?

Chisato: 3 out of 6 members are Roselia.
Sayo: It just happened I like ¾ of them.

Ako: What about me?

Sayo: Not you.

Ako: BUT BUT

Sayo: No.

Tomoe: Hang on I’m making a gc for all of, lets all hang out today. Chisato, are you free today?

Chisato: Yes I am! I’d love to go shopping if that’s alright?

Rinko: It sounds great (❁´▽`❁)*✲゚*

Sayo: Ok Tomoe, go ahead.

Hina: Wow.

Bushido: BUSHIDO!

Hina: You said it. Chisato just left OUR TEAM AND IS GOING TO JOIN ANOTHER BAND

Chisato: No I’m not. It’s a group outing.

Aya: Chisato is allowed to go out with friends, Hina!

Hina: Ahhh they’re not gonna respond though :(

Meanwhile, in another GC…

Tomoe Udagawa has added Rinko Shirokane, Chisato Shirasagi, and 3 others to the group chat
Rinko has named the group chat, ‘Guild’!

 

Rinko: Is that name fine?

Sayo: It’s wonderful, thank you Rinko

Chisato: Ah, so what time would you guys like to head out? Should we also get lunch?

Tomoe: Well, we could first get lunch/breakfast

Rinko: Brunch?

Lisa: Then shopping!!

Yukina: I have to go?

Lisa: I’ll buy you stuff!!

Yukina: I’ll go to find stuff for the band.

Rinko: (≧∇≦)/

Chisato: That's definitely an insensitive I suppose?

Sayo: Fair enough.

Tomoe: Where should we go to eat?

Lisa: heres a link to this really cool looking place! (Link here uwu)

Sayo: Ok that place looks great. All for it?

Yukina: I’m ok with it.

Rinko: Yeah!!

Tomoe: Yeah lets go!

Chisato: Yep! It really looks great!

Lisa: Alright, lets meet there in half an hour, I’ll reserve us a place!

Chisato: Awesome! See you guys then!

 

Back to the other hell

Kasubro: AHHHHHHHHH

Bandori: BANG DREAM!

Hagubro: WERE GONNA DIE KASUBRO

Kasubro: HAGUBRO

Bandori: IM KOKORO HERE TODAY WITH BANG DREAM GIRLS BAND PARTY

Misaki: Save us, please…

Kanon: fueeee

Kaoru: My loves! Fleet away!

Himari: no offense, why is a mentally insane person in charge of your band?

Misaki: I HAVE NO CLUE HIMARI HELP

Himari: IDK WHAT TO DO MISAKI TOMOE IS ABANDONING ME FOR CHISATO

Misaki: HIMARI ILL HELP YOU IF YOU HELP ME

Kaoru: KITTENS HELP

Misaki: KAORU WHATS WRONG

Kaoru: SHES AT MY HOUSE, SINGING LOUDLY KITTENS I MUST FLEET AWAY

Misaki: KAORU RUN FOR YOUR LIFE

Kaoru: I DONT KNOW WHERE TO RUN KITTENS

Misaki: HANG ON ILL DM YOU MY HOUSE ADDRESS

Kanon: CAN I COME OVER IN CASE SHE ATTACKS MY HOUSE

Misaki: YEAH GO AHEAD- HIMARI WANNA COME OVER AS WELL?

Himari: YEAH THAT SOUNDS COOL- IS KOKORO GOING TO ATTACK US

Misaki: HAVENT GIVEN HER MY HOUSE YET

Ran: Why are you all caps locking

Hagubro: RAN ITS SERIOUS KOKORO ALIEN IS HERE

Ran: Kokoro… Alien?

Mocabro: Basically all of HHW thinks Kokoro is an alien, because she said something other than Bang Dream! Girls Band Party!

Ran: Ah. Interesting.

Cinnamon Bun: Ahaha. HHW is probably super fun :D

Misaki: now imagine being being in a costume the entire time

Bandori: ???

Misaki: Will you ever get it?

Kanon: Misaki-

Kaoru: ???

Hagubro: wait.

Hagubro: In a costume- OH MY GOD

Kasubro: WHATS WRONG HAGUBRO

Riibro: HAGUBRO??

Hagubro: MISAKI IS MICHELLE

Kaoru: W-What?

Misaki: IT TOOK THEM THIS LONG AND IT WAS HAGUMI IM SOBBING GUYS

 

Misaki: IM LiTerAlly CryIng

Hagubro: MIDUDE IM SO SORRY I REALLY AM

Kasubro: OMG MISAKI ARE YOU OK

Arisa: I can’t believe you’re in a band of morons, minus Kanon.

Misaki: DOES THIS MEAN I DONT HAVE TO WEAR THE COSTUME

Bandori: But Michelle is a bear!

Kaoru: Michelle… bear costume… it makes sense.

Arisa: I see why Chisato calls you a dumbass.

Misaki: IM SOBBING PLEASE

Hagubro: MIDUDE YOU DONT HAVE TO WEAR THE COSTUMES IF YOU DONT WANT!

Misaki: I LOVE YOU SM RN HAGUMI YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

Kanon: I’m glad someone other then me knows! Kokoro!

Bandori: BANG DREAM!

Kanon: Misaki is Michelle! Michelle is a costume! Misaki is always in it!

Bandori: …

Misaki: Michelle bear costume, me in costume.

Bandori: OH

 

Hagubro: MIDUDE IM LIKE ACTUALLy REALLY SORRY

Misaki: YOURE FORGIVEN

Kanon: Fue… happy end?

Kaoru: I apologize as well, Misaki! We must become a newly formed band!

Bandori: But our icon is Michelle!

Misaki: How about this… I’ll wear the costume, but never say “Where’s Michelle” again, got it?

Bandori: OK! That’s fine!

Misaki: Dear lord my life is good, I can die semi happy. As happy as I’ve ever been

Bandori: I-

Kanon: That’s sad :(

Misaki: Kanon you can have everything I own

Bandori: Miisakiii nooo

Hagubro: MIDUDE NO DYING

 

Misaki: IM GOING TO DIE SEMI HAPPY

Arisa: MISAKI

Misaki: ?

Arisa: Don’t die. I need one sane person, please?

Misaki: Ok but uh no homo

Arisa: I’m only homo for Kasumi

Kasumi took a screenshot

Arisa deleted a message

Arisa: KASUMI DELETE THAT THIS INSTANT

Kasumi: MOMMMMMM

Saaya: ??

Kasumi: ARISA ADMITTED SHE LOVED ME

Tae: Hah. You owe me a coronet now Rimi

Rimi: NEVER

Kasumi: hehe

Arisa: GAHHHHHHHHH

Rimi: THEYRE MY CORONETS YOU CANT HAVE THEM

Tae: SAAYA RIMI ISNT OWEING UP TO HER BET

Saaya: Rimi, please?

 

Rimi: ABSOLUTELY NOT

Arisa: This is what hell is.