Kasumi Toyama has added Arisa Ichigaya, Tae Hanazono, and 23 others to the chat
Kasumi Toyama has named the chat ‘Band life’
Kasumi: Hi guys!!
Arisa: fuck you
Tae: Private messages Arisa :)
Kasumi: 0///0 arisa,,,,
Ran: Don’t mean to interrupt… your ‘fun’, but why are we all in a gc together?
Moca: To sin.
Ran: Moca please stop trolling for one second, Kasumi, answer.
Kasumi: To be friends and stuff!! Also for our big lives together
Rinko: Yukina doesn’t know how to use her phone well, sorry everyone :3
Yukina: HoW dO I dO thAT, ShIroKaNe?
Lisa: Yukina I’m coming over to teach you how to use your phone, hold on.
Ako: HELLO SINFUL SOULS, I AM HERE, THE PRINCESS OF DARKNESS- AKO!
Tomoe: Ako it’s past your bedtime go to bed.
Moca: Isn’t Ako like 3, why does she have a phone
Tomoe: Hell if I know.
Ako: IM 15 YOU GUYS
Himari: So… 3?
Tsugumi: Guys, that’s kinda mean :(
Moca: Sorry Tsugu :(
Ran: Yeah guys stop
Moca: Not sorry now
Ran: WHAT THE HELL MOCA
Himari: This sounds like a Ran problem… Do you think she needs THEM?
Tomoe: If she says it…
Moca: Sounds like Ran needs… THE PAW PATROL
Ako: I’m staying up if Moca is allowed to type
Tomoe: GOD DAMNIT
Kaoru: Now now, my little kittens
Himari: OMG OMG GUYS LOOK ITS KAORU KAORU PRINCE KAORU NOTICEM E I LOVE U SO FUCKING MUCH
Tomoe: Why world?
Kokoro: Kokoro Bang Dream Girls Band Party!
Misaki has named Kokoro to ‘Bandori’
Eve has named themselves to ‘Bushido’
Bushido: Hello everyone! Very Bushido!
Chisato: That was the most expected thing to ever happen actually.
Misaki: The Bandori or the Bushido?
Aya: Hi everyone! Aya Maruyama here!
Kaoru: Ah! More little kittens
Chisato: Kaoru shut the hell up
Misaki: Kaoru, please stop
Kanon: H… hi…
Misaki: Hi Kanon, what’s up?
Kanon: u-um… nothing :/
Misaki: oh no
Rimi: What’s wrong Misaki?
Misaki: KANON WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE JOINING THIS CHAT
Kanon: Ako messaged me and asked if I wanted to roleplay, she’s teaching me all about it…
Misaki: AKO WHAT THE HELL STOP TAINITING THE ONLY SANE MEMBER OF MY BAND
Bandori: Kasumi! Why didn’t you add Michelle to the group?
Misaki: Kasumi don’t answer her.
Arisa: AKO GOT HER TOO
Rinko: Ako stop teaching them how to rp… please
Ako: but we rp all the time RinRin!!
Rinko: I know, but that’s different then teaching others to rp…
Ako: Nu uh! I’m gonna go back to teaching them!
Hina: holy kawaii~~ that’s so sugoi~~
Sayo: Shut the fuck up
Sayo: You and Ako. You’re both annoying.
Hina: But i’m your sister :(
Sayo: And I would sell you for a new guitar pick, your point?
Tomoe: I wish Sayo was my sister sometimes
Ako: WHAT THE HELL BIG SIS
Sayo: I wish you were my sister sometimes Tomoe
Hina: WHAT THE HELL BIG SIS :((
Sayo: What? You’re annoying and talk like you’re a dumbass
Tomoe: I have to agree with Sayo but for Ako, but only sometimes
Rinko: … Yes?
Ako: Can we call my sisters being mean again
Rinko: Yeah let me get the game up ok?
Ako: Thank you! Night sinners!
Moca: You taught people how to rp, I’m pretty sure you’re more of a sinner
Yukina: I am back, Lisa taught me how to type properly.
Lisa: I’m sleeping over :) Also Sayo and Tomoe, you shouldn’t be so mean…
Tomoe: but she’s being loud in the other room
Lisa: Tomoe that isn’t nice
Sayo: In all fairness, if you had an annoying sister you’d agree too…
Lisa: Doubt it-
Rinko: I told Ako to be quieter, is it any better Tomoe?
Tomoe: Tiny bit, thanks Rinko, the only sane person
Misaki: I’m sane
Tsugumi: Do I qualify as sane?
Tomoe: Both of you are sane, but we’re in a chat with people who refer to themselves as “kawai” and in the 3rd person
Kanon: That isn’t very sugoi :(
Misaki: I THOUGHT AKO GOT OFFLINE
Tomoe: She’s infected her, I’m so sorry for your lose…
Misaki: If I was to rp, I’d be making crying noises, which I am, in real life
Kanon: i’m sorry Misaki! Hina and Ako told me that sugoi means cool and Hina said you’d like it! Don’t cry :(
Sayo: HINA YOU LITTLE SHIT YOU GET YOUR ASS IN HERE AND APOLOGIZE TO KANON AND MISAKI
Rimi: Hina’s thing says offline
Sayo: I hear her laughing, be right back.
Tomoe: Have fun Sayo
Tae: Amused noises
Kasumi: i’m… gonna go to bed my head hurts reading this
Hagumi: I just joined! Hi guys!
Misaki: Hagumi, you should sleep
Hagumi: Huh? Why?
Misaki: Trust me-
Hina: i’m being forced to apologize for being ‘a little shit’ apparently, Kanon and misaki I am sorry :(
Sayo: Much better.
Misaki: Sorry Hagumi
Hagumi: I’ve seen and heard worse in all fairness, but I think I’ll take your advice and sleep any Midude
Misaki: Stop calling me that
Hagumi: Sorry can’t see night
Misaki: God damnit Hagumi…
Moca: if Ran comes into the chat don’t tell her where I live
Ran: I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE AND IM GOING TO KILL YOU
Moca: but why~~
Moca: Wanna type that out for me~ I was enjoying it in private~~ I’m sure everyone else would
Kaoru: How bad could it be, little kitten?
Ran: I’m going to bed fuck you Moca
Moca: ok~ Want me to go over to your place, or you coming to mine~
Ran: FUCKIN DIE NIGHT
Moca: So mean to me…
Tomoe: Were you guys sexting again
Chisato: one, Kaoru shut the fuck up. Two… AGAIN?
Maya: Hi I just got here and I’d like to say what the fuck
Maya: … Interesting.
Bandori: BANG DREAM GIRLS BAND PARTY
Maya: Someone explain why they’re just caps lock yelling at me
Misaki: Dumb asses
Kaoru: They’re expressing themselves!
Chisato: Kaoru, they’re being stupid
Kaoru: All women are queens, chisato
Chisato: IF SHE BREATHES SHES A THOT, KAORU
Misaki: … I don’t know who’s ideals to believe
Tsugumi: Maybe Kaoru’s? They’re nicer :D
Misaki: who let this innocent child into this cursed place
Himari: Do you mean the world? If so her parents. If you mean the chat, then Kasumi
Misaki: both are valid and I respect that
Moca: guys guys, please calm down~~ Ran might wake up~~
Tomoe: When did you care if ran wakes up or not
Moca: i’m potentially finally getting into a relationship with the girl I like please shut up
Tomoe: holy fuck
Himari took a screenshot
Moca deleted one message
Sayo: I saw that too
Moca: HIMARI DELETE THAT PLEASE
Himari: yawn~ I’m so tired, I’m gonna go to bed! Night Kaoru :)
Kaoru: good night little kitten~
Chisato: Sleep well
Moca: HIMARI I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE-
Tomoe: She’s offline…
Rinko: that was eventful, if it makes you feel better Moca, at least your friend has the screenshot
Moca: Do you understand how much I tease everyone around me?
Moca: Screw this i’m gonna cry myself to bed
Tomoe: I think we should all go to bed, night
Sayo: Night, I guess?
Time: 10:10 am
Kasumi: This was wild… and without me
Rimi: That’s probably a good thing you went to bed.
Kasumi: RIMIRIN THAT ISNT NICE MOMMMMM
Sayo: Why did you respond to that?
Saaya: Group mom
Kasumi: Rimi was mean to me :(
Sayo: Jesus christ barely.
Hina: You haven’t met mean unti you’ve lived with Sayo
Sayo: You haven’t met stupid until you have lived with Hina
Hina: The hell does that mean
Sayo: Look at the sentence before I said you’re stupid
Hina: this is abuse??
Sayo: You only need one question mark, dumbass
Misaki: Go back to bed Kanon
Kanon: I’m not tired though!
Misaki: Read a book
Kanon: Kokoro is at my house, i’m not sure what to do, she’s very loud
Misaki: Kanon, private message me your address i’m gonna come save you
Kanon: Thank you, I’m terrified currently
Sayo: Interesting, glad my band mates aren’t on drugs
Ako: GOOD MORNING DEMONS
Rinko: Morning Sayo
Sayo: Finally, a sane person in my band. Good morning Rinko
Rinko: Morning Sayo, how are you?
Sayo: Decent, would you like to go out for breakfast with me Rinko?
Rinko: Sure! We can meet up, right?
Sayo: Yes of course, I’ll tell you the dinner in private messages.
Rinko: Awesome! I’m going to get ready!
Ako: Holy fuck.
Ako: SAYO JUST ASKED RINKO OUT ON A DATE
Hina: HOLY FUCK YOU’RE RIGHT BIG SIS YOU’RE GOING ON A DATE
Sayo: Shut up Hina.
Hina: Don’t get to wild ;D
Sayo: Be right back, have to strangle someone.
Hina: Who- AH
Ako: Hina’s fuckin dead
Lisa: Guys no fighting!!
Arisa: But what if I wanna fight Kasumi.
Arisa: She’s stupid.
Arisa: Cute. she’s stupid cute.
Bandori: BANG DREAM!
Misaki: We barely escaped… But we did it. WHat happened?
Tae: Arisa admitted she’s a super big tsundere for Kasumi.
Arisa: SHUT THE HELL UP
Ako: SAYO ASKED RINKO OUT ON A DATE
Misaki: … wonderful
Sayo: It isn’t a date, we’re just hanging out.
Ako: Two girls, sitting in a hot tub, 3 inches apart because they’re kinda gayyyy
Sayo: Does anyone know someone who would kill an annoying drummer?
Tomoe: Potentially, they might charge a few though
Sayo: Like how much? And what would the extra price be for a really obnoxious guitarist.
Tomoe: Maybe like 50 bucks, idk.
Hina: I think they’re planning to kill us
Ako: IM WORTH MORE THEN 50 BUCKS
Tomoe: shut up
Rinko: Yes? Sorry! I’m still getting ready for my outing with Sayo!
Ako: TOMOE AND SAYO ARE TRYING TO KILL ME FOR 50 DOLLARS
Rinko: Ako, they’re joking, I’m sure.
Hina: Doubt it, big sis has had it out for me for like… 16 years maybe.
Sayo: 17 if you count the womb.
Hina: :( that’s just mean
Sayo: You’re just obnoxious, let me get ready for my outing now. I’ll see you soon Rinko
Rinko: :D See you soon as well
Ako: HOW IS SHE IGNORING THE OBVIOUSNESS THAT SAYOS GONNA KILL US
Hina: JFDKLJSFKLDS WE’RE GONNA DIE
Rimi: E-everyone please calm down! They’re joking! Right?
Tomoe: Maybe. Just maybe.
Moca: :( i’m sad, where’s Ran
Himari: aw~ Does Moca want Ran?
Moca: HI RAN LETS GO ON A DATE ;D We CAN DO EVERYTHING EXCEP T LOOK AT OUR PHONES ILL BE RIGHT THERE
Ran: What happened last night
Kaoru: morning my little kittens!~
Himari: FJDSKLF KAORU I LOVE YOU
Chisato: Himari, snap out of it.
Aya: Chisato! Are you on your way to practice?
Chisato: yes, I’ll be there soon. Where’s Eve and Maya?
Chisato: Wonderful, you two will be coming, right?
Maya: Yeah. i’m on my way
Hina: Shit do I have to come
Chisato: :) Yes.
Hina: Fine, I’ll be there a little late then.
Rimi: Do we have practice today?
Tae: No? SAAYA
Tae: Do we have practice
Saaya: No! But you guys could come by the bakery!
Tae: You guys wanna have a sleepover at my place? We can bring bread and choco coronets
Rimi: ILL BE AT SAAYAS BAKERY IN THREE MINUTES HANG ON
Kaoru: Are any of my lovely band mates on?~
Misaki: Kill me
Hagumi: KASUMI I LOVE YOU BRO
Kasumi: HAGUMI I LOVE YOU TOO BRO
Tae: Arisa’s jelly~
Arisa: SHUT YOUR FACE HOLE
Bandori: KOKORO IS ON!
Misaki: SHE SAID SOMETHING OTHER THEN BANG DREAM WHAT DO WE DO
Kaoru: We mustn’t fret my kittens! We must fleet!
Misaki: Ok, dumb idea, any actual good ideas?
Kasumi: HAGUMI IS SMART RIGHT HAGUBRO
Hagumi: YEAH KASUBRO UM… TIE HER UP AND SEE IF SHE’S THE REAL KOKORO!
Misaki: Honestly, that’s probably what we’ll have to do.
Kanon: I’m not going back to my house Misaki
Misaki: I know, we’ll work it out. Ok?
Kanon: :( Ok, thank you Misaki, you’re a lifesaver.
Kaoru: We shouldn’t tie up a princess!
Hagumi: WE ARENT SURE IF SHE IS KOKORON THOUGH
Bandori: :) I am surely Kokoro!
Misaki: Kanon literally just screamed into the phone I kid you not
Kaoru: I’m starting to believe it isn’t our Princess now, perhaps we should fleet our dominance?
Misaki: … Kaoru we’re having a band meeting i’m texting you and Hagumi the location, neither of you tell fake Kokoro the address
Bandori: :D I wanna go!
Hagumi: ALIEN ALIEN
Hagumi: YEAH KASUBRO?
Kasumi: YOU COVERED THE SONG
Hagumi: HOLY FUCK WE DID
Bandori: we put the lyrics of alien here for Julie later
Kasumi: THE ALIENS HERE HAGUBRO RUN
Hagumi: KASUBRO IM SORRY I LOVE YOU
Arisa: Shut the fuck up
Tomoe: Thank you. Someone had to do it.
Moca: I just want you all to know I despise Himari with a burning passion and I refuse to associate
Tomoe: Did she tell Ran
Moca: Proof and everything
Ran: It was an interesting conversation, Moca was trying to rip my phone out of my hand.
Himari: You’re just mad you guys are gonna be a cute couple thanks to me
Moca: Guys I think there’s a troll or something in our gc. Like an actual troll, maybe a demon for all I know!
Ran: Why are you so upset about?
Moca: :( I wanted to confess
Tsugumi: That’s… Kinda cute?
Tomoe: Hang on.
Moca: Then we could do the couple things PROPERLY ;D
Tsugumi: Nevermind. I should’ve waited, I’m sorry Tomoe.
Tomoe: I’m sorry your innocent eyes saw that Tsugumi.
Himari: By the way where’s Kaoru?
Kasumi: They went on a case to figure out if Kokoro’s an alien
Bandori: I AM MOST DEFINETLY JUST KOKORO BANG DREAM GIRLS BAND PARTY
Kasumi: HAGUBRO SHE FIGURED KOKOROS LINES OUT
Misaki: THEY BOTH JUST SCREAMED INTO THEIR MICS IT HURTS
Kaoru: I most say that wasn’t pleasant at all…
Himari: AHHHHHH KAORU I LOVE YOU <3
Kaoru: Ah!~ Hello little kitten! How are you today?
Himari: Wonderful! My blackmailing was a success!
Kaoru: Ah, you mean the screenshot from last night?
Moca: Kaoru you shouldn’t associate with satan.
Kaoru: No female could ever be satan!~ Fleet~
Moca: Himari is living proof that it’s possible to be reincarnated as satan, on the other hand.
Moca: Kasumi can you give me admin powers?
Moca is an admin now
Moca muted Himari
Arisa: Kasumi why would you do that you know she was gonna do it.
Kasumi: Because Moca is really nice!
Moca: Only to nice people unlike satan
Kaoru: Moca, I do confirm Himari is probably not satan.
Lisa: I’m fully confirming she isn’t satan!
Yukina: Who’s satan?
Lisa: Apparently Himari!
Yukina: … is satan a cat?
Lisa: Oh boy, gotta explain to her what satan is now.
Sayo: How does Yukina not know what satan is.
Tomoe: She didn’t grow up with little shit sibblings like us.
Sayo: Holy hell you’re right.
Tomoe: No kidding, how’s your outing?
Sayo: Wonderful! I saw Misaki and 3 of her band mates running away somewhere.
Sayo: I don’t know.
Bandori: KOKORO BANG DREAM MUST KNOW WHERE THE WERE LOCATED
Kasumi: DONT TELL HER SAYO ITS A TRICK SHES AN ALIEN
Sayo: They ran by me in hell.
Sayo: Thank you
Rinko: Hagumi screamed into her phone very loudly, that’s all I know. :(
Sayo: VERY LOUDLY
Bandori: I DONT KNOW WHATS EVEN HAPPENING AHhHHH
Sayo: Misaki, where are you. She’s close.
Misaki: WHY DOES ALL OF MY BAND SCREAM INT O THEIR PHONE- SCREEW IT RUN FASTER GUYS
Sayo: Will they even be ok?
Rinko: I hope so!! :(
Tomoe: … Potentially speaking? No.
Welcome to shipping and Kokoro HELL!
Time: 12:30 am
Sayo: It’s late, but today was eventful
Ako: I think we all heard Harohapi screaming today…
Hina: I heard them outside the idol building place
Chisato: Bed time for Hina :)
Hina: NO UR NOT MY MOM CHISATO
Chisato: Sayo, strangle your sister until she passes out please.
Sayo: With pleasure.
Hina: OK RUDE
Sayo: WHY DID YOU SCREAM INTO YOUR PHONE
Tomoe: I see why you hate your sister.
Rinko: Hina… Screaming at 12:30 am isn’t polite… Try it at 2 pm maybe?
Hina: it made big sis go away from trying to murder me
Rinko: I’m sure Sayo wasn’t trying to kill you… Right?
Sayo: Of course not Shirokane, I would never commit murder.
Sayo: I’d have someone else do it
Sayo deleted one message
Rinko: What did she say? I looked at my game for 3 seconds…
Hina: SHES GONNA HIRE A HITMAN ON ME
Ako: RINRIN HELP
Rinko: I’m trying to solve a murder here Ako, can you hold on?
Ako: NO I M DYING RINRIN
Rinko: Sayo, please don’t kill Hina! I’ll be right back
Sayo: Alright Rinko :)
Tomoe: She’s offline, as well as Ako
Sayo: Good, so Tomoe who was that guy that you know?
Tomoe: Moca knows him, MOCA GET ON
Moca: ;3 why? I’m busy with Ran
Ran: We’re playing Mario Kart on switch
Moca: Ran! Don’t give away our dirty secrets ;D
Ran: I’m kicking your ass.
Moca: Hang on!! Tomoe needs me!
Moca: Also someone tell Himari I’m not unmuting her.
Tomoe: First off, she can see your messages still.
Moca: Can I kick her from the chat?
Tomoe: MOCA NO
Ran: I have no clue what’s going on, but please don’t kick Himari. We need her at practice.
Tomoe: Yeah :(
Moca: Hey Tomoe :) I have something I need to tell you.
Sayo: Does this involve that guy I wanna hire.
Moca: Wait you want to hire Cristiana?
Sayo: It’s a girl?
Moca: Yeah, only girls can commit murder Sayo, why do you think I’m the only one trying to kill Himari?
Sayo: Were you gonna hire this Cristiana?
Moca: Can I invite her?
Kasumi: AS THE OTHER ADMIN IM GONNA HAVE TO SAY NO HIRING HITMAN AND INVITING HER TO CHATS
Saaya: I’m agreeing with Kasumi. Stop trying to kill your siblings.
Tomoe: Sorry Saaya but no.
Moca: :) Well then I’ll hire her on Himari.
Sayo: Have fun.
Tomoe: OK nO
Moca: Himari likes Kaoru :)
Tomoe: Then why are you hiring Cristina on Himari?
Kaoru: N-Now now.
Tomoe: … Damnit I can’t Kaoru is to nice.
Moca: Is this permission to kill Himari now!
Tomoe: OK ITS PERMISSION TO NOT KILL ANYONE
Sayo: How about Hina?
Hina: HOW ABOUT NOT KILL ANYONE
Sayo: Moca can I have her number?
Hina: SAYO IM SORRY
Sayo: For what?
Hina: IDK FOR BEING IN YOUR HAIR FOR THE PAST 17 YEARS :(
Sayo: Don’t forget the womb.
Hina: AND THE WOMB
Sayo: You’re not forgiven, I was joking about hiring the hitwoman on you.
Moca: I still wanna invite Cristian, to scare Himari
Tomoe: Himari asked me to tell you ‘HOW ABOUT NO’
Moca: Makes me wanna do it more
Kaoru: Please do not, Moca
Chisato: Moca, I just read up, if you add a god damn hitwoman, I’m gonna ask Ran for your address.
Moca: And do what? :)
Chisato: Do what the hitwoman would do
Moca: Isn’t that you being a big hypocrite
Chisato: No that’s me protecting Hina, Himari and Kaoru.
Kaoru: You’re protecting me, Chi?
Chisato: In this case, yes.
Moca: What if I said the hitwoman is just Tsugumi
Tsugumi: My middle name is Cristina :(
Kaoru: Tsugumi, you’re middle name is Italian?
Tsugumi: Yeah! Mom really liked it! :)
Misaki: I just popped on, and the fact that Moca was trying to get Tsugumi to kill someone is terrifying.
Tsugumi: I wouldn’t have killed anyone! Especially no one here!
Misaki: Hang on
Misaki named Tsugumi, “Cinnamon Bun”
Kasumi made Tsugumi an Admin!
Kaoru: Why admin?
Kasumi: I love her.
Saaya: Why is it that no one in our band is an admin, but two members of Afterglow are.
Kasumi made Saaya an Admin!
Saaya: Not what I meant, but thank you
Kasumi: You’re welcome!
Cinnamon Bun: Thank you Misaki and Kasumi! Is ‘Cinnamon Bun’ good or bad? Obviously the food is good!
Moca: Tsugu, it’s good. Trust me for once
Cinnamon Bun: OK!
Kasumi: She’s so innocent…
Arisa: Don’t you dare start that shit again
Moca: ‘Again’? Is Kasumi a furry for you?
Arisa: I think so
Kasumi: Nu uh
Arisa: Then stop saying “OWO” whenever you see me
Kasumi: But I love you :(
Arisa: THEN STOP DOING THAT
Kasumi: You’re moronsexual
Moca: What just happened
Tomoe: They made up? In a really gay way?
Cinnamon Bun: That was sweet!!
Tomoe: … SHES SO INNOCENT WHY IS SHE HERE
Moca: Idk, let’s ask Tsugumi’s secret identity, Cristina
Cinnamon Bun: That’s just my middle name :(
Cinnamon Bun: Tomoe should I do the thing?
Tomoe: Do it.
Cinnamon Bun unmuted Himari!
Moca: TSUGU WHY
Tomoe: It had to be done
Cinnamon Bun: We need to be nice to each other! We’re a band!
Moca: I refuse to talk to that she devil
Moca: :( Yes my love
Ran: You realize she helped us get together right?
Ran: And that you always blackmail the rest of us anyway? So it was just karma?
Moca: Yeah… Sorta…
Himari: :) See, you should be thanking me instead of calling me satan
Ako: WHOS SATAN I WANNA SAY HI
Rinko: She saw the word ‘Satan’. I’m sorry Himari.
Himari: … Tomoe can you help?
Tomoe: GO TO BED AKO ITS LIKE 1 AM
Ako: NO YOU
Tomoe: Brb guys.
Ako: Wait why is she- NEVERMIND ABORT MISSION
Rinko: I question my friends.
Moca: Me too.
Sayo: I’ve been watching this, I too question everyone here.
Ran: I love Moca so much~
Moca: Of course you do Ran~
Ran: SHE STOLE MY PHONE
Sayo: That was funny
Hagumi: HI GUYS!
Arisa: not again
Arisa named Hagumi to Hagubro
Arisa named Kasumi to Kasubro
Arisa: There. You’re welcome.
Kasubro: That’s the nicest thing Arisa has ever done for me, I’m crying.
Hagubro: Thank you Arisa!!
Tae: Says the one who gave in and named them ‘Hagubro’ and ‘Kasubro’
Rimi: That was nice :)
Arisa: WHY IS RIMI AWAKE
Rimi: Tae and I are having a sleepover with Saaya at Tae’s house! I have 3 bunnies on my lap!
Tae: Rimi ate 20 chocolate coronets in a sitting of 20 minutes, it was scary.
Kasubro: She ate one a minute?
Arisa: Ignoring how Kasumi did math finally… RIMI IS THAT EVEN HEALTHY?
Arisa: I’m scared
Kasubro: Can I invite Rimi’s sister and ask her if that’s even allowed
Sayo: WAIT ARE YOU GOING TO ADD ALL OF GLITTER*GREEN?
Tomoe: Hi back from making Ako go to bed, but also… ADD THEM
Hagubro: ADD THEM MAKE THEM JOIN OUR ARMY KASUMI
Kasubro: IM GONNA DO IT GUYS
Arisa: DONT YOU DARE KASUMI-
Kasubro added, Yuri Ushigome, Wanibe Nanana, Hinako Nujikki and Rii Uzuwa to the chat
haha I didn't have data for like a week, so I typed this all on my school computer I'm amazing
Rimi: H-Hey big sis
Yuri: … Did she eat 20 coronets in under 20 minutes
Yuri: God dammit not again
Arisa: It’s terrifying I believe the ‘again’ so strongly.
Rii: Why were we added
Hagubro: ONE OF US
Kasubro: ONE OF US
Rii: Ok that’s fair :D
Yuri: it’s like, 1 am, why are there over 20 people online… and why is there someone named “Bandori” dming me.
Misaki: FAKE KOKORO
Bandori: KOKORO MEANS NO HARM
Yuri: I’m confused
Misaki: Kokoro is an alien.
Yuri: oh, fair. She’s asking me if I like to smile?
Misaki: Fake news
Sayo: This is 2018, no one likes to smile.
Kasubro: Big sad
Hagubro: All facts no printer
Arisa: Shut. Up.
Wanibe: I recognize a few of you by name from school, and some I don’t… Why is the head of the disciplinary club here.
Sayo: Something about being a band means your part of this cult.
Wanibe: Interesting. And who exactly is, “Cinnamon Bun”? Anyone from our school?
Sayo: No, she’s a member of Afterglow.
Rinko: She’s very nice though, her name fits her personality. :)
Hinako: Ok, I get that we’re all teenagers here, but why are we all typing at 1 am. Especially a member of the disciplinary club.
Sayo: Because my sister might come on and cause trouble.
Chisato: And make it double if Ako comes on.
Tomoe: Don’t associate with Ako. Please.
Moca: ASSOCIATE WITH HER TO ANNOY TOMOE
Tomoe: SHUT IT MOCA
Moca: Only Ran can do that ;D
Ran: Face. Shut. Up.
Yuri: Ok and who are they?
Kasubro: Members of Afterglow! Ran is the lead vocalist, Moca is guitar, Tomoe is drums! “Cinnamon Bun” of Tsugumi, is the keyboardist!
Arisa: SHE TYPED AN ENTIRE SENTENCE
Yuri: GO to bed Rimi
Rimi: But I’m at a sleepover :( And Tae’s bunnies are attacking me.
Yuri: Put them away?
Saaya: We can’t make her do it :( Sorry Yuri
Hina: Hi :D Who are these people
Sayo: Glitter*Green members, don’t be a moron
Yuri: Is this your sister Sayo?
Sayo: By blood? Yes. By my relationship with her, she can die.
Hina: She was plotting to kill me for like… 2 days
Yuri: Sayo, that’s not nice-
Hina: Sayo isn’t nice
Rinko: Sayo is very nice!
Cinnamon bun: Hi! I just came in and think Sayo is very nice!
Sayo: 2-1, checkmate Ignoramus
Hina: SHES CALLING ME BIG WORDS THAT MEAN MORON THATS MEAN
Sayo: Says you, the one who read an entire book on grammar for the hell of it, and can’t remember to put a ‘ between the E and S of “Shes”
Rinko: … Point to Sayo
Cinnamon bun: I can’t help you Hina, I’m sorry :(
Hina: Why do you have 2 girls defending you
Sayo: Because unlike you, I don’t go up to people and tell them I’m smarter than them
Hina: I WAS 5 STOP MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT IT
Sayo: Make me, and as you would add, ‘:)’
Hina: That’s scary
Kasubro: I’m terrified
Hagubro: Hina go assert your dominance
Hagubro: I’ll dm you…
Hina: BRILLIANT HAGUMI
Yuri: This is something
Sayo: Why did Hina come into my room and Tpose
Hina: IT DIDNT WORK SHE KICKED ME IN THE SHINS
Hagubro: IT USUALLY WORKS IM SORRY HINA I TRIED
Kasubro: YOU DID A GREAT JOB HAGUBRO
Arisa: That’s dumb
Tae: says you, moronsexual
Wanibe: Why are you guys like this
Ran: Im sorry, fellow band people, but I have been beaten, finally.
Moca: I WON
Himari: Mario kart?
Moca: YEAH I WAS FUCKIN BOWSER
Himari: … with tiddies or no
Himari: JESUS CHRIST DONT YOU DARE ACTUALLY DO THE MEME TOO
Moca: Ran you have to dress up in a Bowsette costume
Ran: what’s that…
Cinnamon bun: What’s Bowsette? Is it cool? I’m gonna google it
Himari: TSUGUMI NO
Moca: WAIT WAIT TSUGU DONT
Ran: I JUST SAW IT TSUGU
Tomoe: WE”VE LOST HER INNOCENCE
Kasubro: WHAT THE HELL GUYS
Tomoe: IM SORRY I DIDNT MEAN TO LET HER DO THAT
Cinnamon bun: :( Oh
Himari: IM SORRY
Cinnamon bun: She’s so pretty, why are people drawing her like… that?
Hina: I’m back, also… RIP Tsugu it’s been a guchi life
Sayo: Say ‘guchi’ again and I’m gonna go into your room and strangle you.
Cinnamon bun: :( I’m sad now
Himari: I’m so sorry
Kaoru: What’s happening kittens?~
Himari: AHHHH KAORU HELP TSSUGUMI IS DEDAD
Cinnamon bun: But I’m not dead! :(
Himari: YES YOU ARE YOUR INNOCENSE IS
Moca: CALM DOWN AFTERGLOW MEMBERS WE CAN REVIVE TSUGU
Tomoe: CAN WE-
Ran: WHY DID YOU SCREAM INTO THE PHONE
Ran: WHY DID YOU SAY THAT OUTLOUD
Sayo: Is this how you two flirt
Ran: I guess?
Sayo: I’m sorry you had to see this, Yuri.
Wanibe: Well, at least it’s interesting, amusing… Other words.
Rii: I CANT BELIEVE SHE DIDNT KNOW WHAT BOWSETTE IS IM DYIN
Hinako: Not all of us are memelords Rii
Rii: Ok but at least 3 of these people are, especially Moca. She’s dope
Moca: You’re pretty guchi too ;)
Sayo: Be glad you’re not my sister right now Moca
Hina: I’m gonna do something funny, and then die
Hina: Brb guys~
Sayo: Oh no if you even dare-
Yuri: Those two scare me. How are they related again?
Yuri: Holy hell and they don’t like each other at all??
Bandori: THIS IS FANON AFTERALL!! IN REALITY THEY WOULD PROBABLY LIKE EACH OTEHR
Bandori: I mean… BANG DREAM GIRLS BAND PARTY
Kasubro: I WAS TALKING TO MY BRO HAGUMI AND LIKE I DONT THINK EITHER OF US GET WHAT KOKORO MEANT THERE
Hagubro: It isn’t for us :(
Hina: GUYS IM NEVER GONNA BE ABLE TO LEAVE MY ROOM PLEAS E SEND HELP
Chisato: What did you do
Hina: I WENT INTO SAYOS ROOM AND YELLED GUCHI GANG REALLY LOUDLY AND PROBABLY WOKE OUR PARENTS UP AND THEN RAN OUT OF THE ROOM BEFORE SAYO COULD GRAB ME
Sayo: Mom is pissed off right now Hina. Get your ass out of your room.
Hina: YOURE GONNA KILL ME
Sayo: Not if mom does first.
Hina: HELP ME CHISATO
Chisato: Not my problem
Hina: I NEED BUSHIDO
Bushido: BUSHIDO IS HERE ILL SAVE YOU HINA!
Hina: THANK YOU
Sayo: DON’T YOU DARE HELP HER EVE
Hina: ;P get pranked
Yuri: Maybe you shouldn’t have yelled guchi gang at her?
Rimi: Big sis would you kill me if I did that?
Yuri: Loud enough to wake mom and dad up? Nah, I’d probably laugh my ass off.
Yuri: WAIT WAIT WAIT
Rimi: BIG SIS YOU SWORE
Yuri: GOD DAMNIT SHE GETS ON THE MOMENT I SWEAR
Rimi: THAT MEANS I CAN SWEAR TOO NOW
Wanibe: What are you Rimi, 3?
Rimi: I’m 15, and I said the word “Christ” once and sis yelled at me.
Yuri: SHE NEEDS TO BE INNOCENT
Rimi: FUCK NO
Rimi: That felt good
Yuri: GOD DAMNITTT
Rimi: GOD! I CAN SAY EVERYTHING NOW! HECK YEAH!
Tae: Still says “heck”
Saaya: Shut up Tae, she’s already swearing a lot.
Yuri: How much?
Saaya: She’s said 15 words about now. I’m terrified. She’s said ‘fuck’ at least 4 times
Tae: I’m laughing my ass off this is great
Rimi: FUCK YEAH ITS GREAT!
Moca: IM LAUGHING SHE SWORE HAH
Himari: OUR INNOCENT CINNAMON BUNS HAVE BEEN CONVERTED DEAR LORD SAVE US
Cinnamon bun: I’m still fine?
Sayo: Rinko, please get online for a second.
Sayo: We still have one innocent one.
Moca: No way she roleplays
Sayo: With Ako, who’s like 3.
Ako: HI IM ON AGAIN
Tomoe: NO YOURE NOT GO TO BED
Ako: NO GAME TIME. IF MOCAS STILL UP THEN I CAN BE TOO
Tomoe: STOP USING MOCA AS AN EXAMPLE FOR EVERYTHING
Rii: But I like Moca she’s my new bro
Moca: My new bro is Rii
Kasubro: WELCOME TO THE BRO CLUB!!
Hagubro: BRO CLUB!
Moca: Can I be leader?
Kasubro: HAGUBRO? RIIBRO?
Moca: FUCK YEAH
Kasubro changed Moca’s name to “MocaBro”
Kasubro changed Rii’s name to “Riibro”
Hagubro: WELCOME TO OUR CLUB!!
Riibro: YEAH BOI
Mocabro: YEAH BOI
Yuri: Save us for fucks sake my sisters swearing like a sailor. :(
Mocabro: You’re not helping by saying fuck
Yuri: RII DONT AGREE WITH HER I KNOW IM IN THE WRONG ALREADY
Wanibe: You guys hurt me I’m going to bed
Hinako: Same. Rii, Yuri, go to bed.
Yuri: No I must fix my problems.
Tomoe: You guys are screwed.
Tae: HAHAHA SHE SAID SHIT
Rimi: FUCK YEAH I DID SAY SHIT!
Saaya: YURI DO SOMETHING
Yuri: You can swear
Rimi: HELL YEAH
Yuri: But in reasonable amounts
Rimi: Oh ok ::(
Tae: Damnit she stopped that isn’t fun
Saaya: Thank god I was terrified
Kasubro: Crazy :(
Hagubro: Holy heck bros it’s like… 2 am
Chisato: You have woken me up at 2 am for what unknown reason
Yuri: Rimi was swearing
Chisato: THAT'S NOT A REASON TO WAKE ME UP
Yuri: AH SHES SCARY
Riibro: Chisato that isn’t very nice :(
Chisato: Who the hell is ‘Riibro’
Kasubro: We added glitter*green!
Chisato: Why would you bring them to this hell hole?
Hagubro: :3 idk?
Chisato: I hate you all. Go to fucking bed.
Hagubro: … ok night bros!
This was a lot longer then I thought sorry sisters :( my documents also 38 pages the fuck,,,
hi welcome back to hecc (TM)
Kasubro: Morning bros!
Riibro: Early bird catches the worm!
Sayo: I shouldn’t have back
logged. I had my own problems.
Chisato: Did Eve try to save Hina?
Sayo: yes. And she broke her out of her room, I have no clue where they are.
Sayo: where is she
Hina: not telling you
Sayo: Moms worried
Hina: I already texted mom uwu
Sayo: first off, never “uwu” me again you shit. Second off, where are you
Hina: WhErE ArE YoU
Sayo: You know what? I hope you starve :)
Bushido: I will feed you properly Hina! Bushido!
Hina: :P I win I guess big sis
Yukina: guys this is really important
Lisa: Omg! Yukina is on for once!
Yukina: I just saw a cat on the way to the store. My life is complete.
Lisa: where did she learn to type like that?
Yukina: You helped me Lisa.
Lisa: gasp! I did?
Yukina: thank you.
Mocabro: Alright you two~ Go gay it up elsewhere~
Lisa: Yukina go pet the cat!
Yukina: on it.
Lisa: I will steal all your shifts at work Moca. And your bread
Mocabro: wait dont steal my bread please I love it as much as Ran
Ran: I’m waiting for it
Mocabro: I don’t have anything to add this time Ran!!
Lisa: … Who are you and where’s Moca
Mocabro: Sleep Deprived Moca can’t think of a sex joke
Lisa: Who’s fault is that?
Tomoe: Ah there we are! There’s Moca!
Himari: Nice! Hi Moca!
Mocabro: you guys are mean!!!
Ran: for reasons. Love you though, I guess.
Mocabro: BRB IM GONNA CUDDLE ATTACK RAN
Ran: SAVE ME
Himari: ah. Love.
Kaoru: Hello My Kittens!~
Himari: AHHHH KAORU I LOVE YOU
Tomoe: every fucking time
Chisato: I found out where they are Sayo. Also Kaoru?
Chisato: shut up :)
Kaoru: Chisato… Thats not nice. :(
Sayo: Where is she.
Chisato: Eves house. They made eggs.
Sayo: the hell?
Hina: Yeah! We made eggs! Eve cut them with a sword!
Bushido: THE POWER OF BUSHIDO!!
Chisato: I’m sorry I could not stop them, they sent me an entire video of the egg cutting.
Sayo: Chisato, I could never be angry at you.
Sayo: <3 I only like Chisato, Rinko, Yukina and Lisa, officially.
Lisa: I’m glad I’m part of this list!
Sayo: Also Tomoe.
Tomoe: Yeah I better be- Jk Sayo ily
Sayo: Especially Rinko. Ilysm Rinko.
Rinko: <3 Sayo is super nice!!
Hina: She tried to kill me. 2 times.
Rinko: I’m sure she didn’t mean it :0
Hina: YES SHE DID
Sayo: I did nothing of the sort.
Hina: YOU LIE
Sayo: As you would say… No you.
Hina: SHE JUST MEMED ME. IM OFFENDED AND IMPRESSED
Sayo: Ew. I don’t like this.
Hina: Is this what having a sibling is actually like?
Chisato: You guys are… special.
Hina: Chisato. Sayo is just mean to me. Please understand.
Sayo: Chisato. Hina is smart but acts dumb. Please understand.
Chisato: Did they just…
Tomoe: SEND THAT AT THE SAME TIME???
Rinko: That was… actually kind of terrifying.（ΟΔΟ；；）
Tomoe: AGREED IM VERY FREAKED OUT
Yukina: I got on for a moment, and I’m confused? Sayo loves me?
Sayo: Yeah, I only like you, Lisa, Rinko, Tomoe and Chisato now.
Tomoe: Wow new squad?
Rinko: Ah!! We can form a guild at this point!
Sayo: … Ok fine.
Chisato: Sayo agreeing to something like this? Wow.
Sayo: It’s because it’s Rinko. And semi Tomoe with the squad idea I suppose.
Chisato: I’m fine with it. I have one thing to say.
Sayo: Go on?
Chisato: 3 out of 6 members are Roselia.
Sayo: It just happened I like ¾ of them.
Ako: What about me?
Sayo: Not you.
Ako: BUT BUT
Tomoe: Hang on I’m making a gc for all of, lets all hang out today. Chisato, are you free today?
Chisato: Yes I am! I’d love to go shopping if that’s alright?
Rinko: It sounds great (❁´▽`❁)*✲ﾟ*
Sayo: Ok Tomoe, go ahead.
Hina: You said it. Chisato just left OUR TEAM AND IS GOING TO JOIN ANOTHER BAND
Chisato: No I’m not. It’s a group outing.
Aya: Chisato is allowed to go out with friends, Hina!
Hina: Ahhh they’re not gonna respond though :(
Meanwhile, in another GC…
Tomoe Udagawa has added Rinko Shirokane, Chisato Shirasagi, and 3 others to the group chat
Rinko has named the group chat, ‘Guild’!
Rinko: Is that name fine?
Sayo: It’s wonderful, thank you Rinko
Chisato: Ah, so what time would you guys like to head out? Should we also get lunch?
Tomoe: Well, we could first get lunch/breakfast
Lisa: Then shopping!!
Yukina: I have to go?
Lisa: I’ll buy you stuff!!
Yukina: I’ll go to find stuff for the band.
Chisato: That's definitely an insensitive I suppose?
Sayo: Fair enough.
Tomoe: Where should we go to eat?
Lisa: heres a link to this really cool looking place! (Link here uwu)
Sayo: Ok that place looks great. All for it?
Yukina: I’m ok with it.
Tomoe: Yeah lets go!
Chisato: Yep! It really looks great!
Lisa: Alright, lets meet there in half an hour, I’ll reserve us a place!
Chisato: Awesome! See you guys then!
Back to the other hell
Bandori: BANG DREAM!
Hagubro: WERE GONNA DIE KASUBRO
Bandori: IM KOKORO HERE TODAY WITH BANG DREAM GIRLS BAND PARTY
Misaki: Save us, please…
Kaoru: My loves! Fleet away!
Himari: no offense, why is a mentally insane person in charge of your band?
Misaki: I HAVE NO CLUE HIMARI HELP
Himari: IDK WHAT TO DO MISAKI TOMOE IS ABANDONING ME FOR CHISATO
Misaki: HIMARI ILL HELP YOU IF YOU HELP ME
Kaoru: KITTENS HELP
Misaki: KAORU WHATS WRONG
Kaoru: SHES AT MY HOUSE, SINGING LOUDLY KITTENS I MUST FLEET AWAY
Misaki: KAORU RUN FOR YOUR LIFE
Kaoru: I DONT KNOW WHERE TO RUN KITTENS
Misaki: HANG ON ILL DM YOU MY HOUSE ADDRESS
Kanon: CAN I COME OVER IN CASE SHE ATTACKS MY HOUSE
Misaki: YEAH GO AHEAD- HIMARI WANNA COME OVER AS WELL?
Himari: YEAH THAT SOUNDS COOL- IS KOKORO GOING TO ATTACK US
Misaki: HAVENT GIVEN HER MY HOUSE YET
Ran: Why are you all caps locking
Hagubro: RAN ITS SERIOUS KOKORO ALIEN IS HERE
Ran: Kokoro… Alien?
Mocabro: Basically all of HHW thinks Kokoro is an alien, because she said something other than Bang Dream! Girls Band Party!
Ran: Ah. Interesting.
Cinnamon Bun: Ahaha. HHW is probably super fun :D
Misaki: now imagine being being in a costume the entire time
Misaki: Will you ever get it?
Hagubro: In a costume- OH MY GOD
Kasubro: WHATS WRONG HAGUBRO
Hagubro: MISAKI IS MICHELLE
Misaki: IT TOOK THEM THIS LONG AND IT WAS HAGUMI IM SOBBING GUYS
Misaki: IM LiTerAlly CryIng
Hagubro: MIDUDE IM SO SORRY I REALLY AM
Kasubro: OMG MISAKI ARE YOU OK
Arisa: I can’t believe you’re in a band of morons, minus Kanon.
Misaki: DOES THIS MEAN I DONT HAVE TO WEAR THE COSTUME
Bandori: But Michelle is a bear!
Kaoru: Michelle… bear costume… it makes sense.
Arisa: I see why Chisato calls you a dumbass.
Misaki: IM SOBBING PLEASE
Hagubro: MIDUDE YOU DONT HAVE TO WEAR THE COSTUMES IF YOU DONT WANT!
Misaki: I LOVE YOU SM RN HAGUMI YOU DONT UNDERSTAND
Kanon: I’m glad someone other then me knows! Kokoro!
Bandori: BANG DREAM!
Kanon: Misaki is Michelle! Michelle is a costume! Misaki is always in it!
Misaki: Michelle bear costume, me in costume.
Hagubro: MIDUDE IM LIKE ACTUALLy REALLY SORRY
Misaki: YOURE FORGIVEN
Kanon: Fue… happy end?
Kaoru: I apologize as well, Misaki! We must become a newly formed band!
Bandori: But our icon is Michelle!
Misaki: How about this… I’ll wear the costume, but never say “Where’s Michelle” again, got it?
Bandori: OK! That’s fine!
Misaki: Dear lord my life is good, I can die semi happy. As happy as I’ve ever been
Kanon: That’s sad :(
Misaki: Kanon you can have everything I own
Bandori: Miisakiii nooo
Hagubro: MIDUDE NO DYING
Misaki: IM GOING TO DIE SEMI HAPPY
Arisa: Don’t die. I need one sane person, please?
Misaki: Ok but uh no homo
Arisa: I’m only homo for Kasumi
Kasumi took a screenshot
Arisa deleted a message
Arisa: KASUMI DELETE THAT THIS INSTANT
Kasumi: ARISA ADMITTED SHE LOVED ME
Tae: Hah. You owe me a coronet now Rimi
Rimi: THEYRE MY CORONETS YOU CANT HAVE THEM
Tae: SAAYA RIMI ISNT OWEING UP TO HER BET
Saaya: Rimi, please?
Rimi: ABSOLUTELY NOT
Arisa: This is what hell is.