Kasubro: Morning bros!
Riibro: Early bird catches the worm!
Sayo: I shouldn’t have back
logged. I had my own problems.
Chisato: Did Eve try to save Hina?
Sayo: yes. And she broke her out of her room, I have no clue where they are.
Sayo: where is she
Hina: not telling you
Sayo: Moms worried
Hina: I already texted mom uwu
Sayo: first off, never “uwu” me again you shit. Second off, where are you
Hina: WhErE ArE YoU
Sayo: You know what? I hope you starve :)
Bushido: I will feed you properly Hina! Bushido!
Hina: :P I win I guess big sis
Yukina: guys this is really important
Lisa: Omg! Yukina is on for once!
Yukina: I just saw a cat on the way to the store. My life is complete.
Lisa: where did she learn to type like that?
Yukina: You helped me Lisa.
Lisa: gasp! I did?
Yukina: thank you.
Mocabro: Alright you two~ Go gay it up elsewhere~
Lisa: Yukina go pet the cat!
Yukina: on it.
Lisa: I will steal all your shifts at work Moca. And your bread
Mocabro: wait dont steal my bread please I love it as much as Ran
Ran: I’m waiting for it
Mocabro: I don’t have anything to add this time Ran!!
Lisa: … Who are you and where’s Moca
Mocabro: Sleep Deprived Moca can’t think of a sex joke
Lisa: Who’s fault is that?
Tomoe: Ah there we are! There’s Moca!
Himari: Nice! Hi Moca!
Mocabro: you guys are mean!!!
Ran: for reasons. Love you though, I guess.
Mocabro: BRB IM GONNA CUDDLE ATTACK RAN
Ran: SAVE ME
Himari: ah. Love.
Kaoru: Hello My Kittens!~
Himari: AHHHH KAORU I LOVE YOU
Tomoe: every fucking time
Chisato: I found out where they are Sayo. Also Kaoru?
Chisato: shut up :)
Kaoru: Chisato… Thats not nice. :(
Sayo: Where is she.
Chisato: Eves house. They made eggs.
Sayo: the hell?
Hina: Yeah! We made eggs! Eve cut them with a sword!
Bushido: THE POWER OF BUSHIDO!!
Chisato: I’m sorry I could not stop them, they sent me an entire video of the egg cutting.
Sayo: Chisato, I could never be angry at you.
Sayo: <3 I only like Chisato, Rinko, Yukina and Lisa, officially.
Lisa: I’m glad I’m part of this list!
Sayo: Also Tomoe.
Tomoe: Yeah I better be- Jk Sayo ily
Sayo: Especially Rinko. Ilysm Rinko.
Rinko: <3 Sayo is super nice!!
Hina: She tried to kill me. 2 times.
Rinko: I’m sure she didn’t mean it :0
Hina: YES SHE DID
Sayo: I did nothing of the sort.
Hina: YOU LIE
Sayo: As you would say… No you.
Hina: SHE JUST MEMED ME. IM OFFENDED AND IMPRESSED
Sayo: Ew. I don’t like this.
Hina: Is this what having a sibling is actually like?
Chisato: You guys are… special.
Hina: Chisato. Sayo is just mean to me. Please understand.
Sayo: Chisato. Hina is smart but acts dumb. Please understand.
Chisato: Did they just…
Tomoe: SEND THAT AT THE SAME TIME???
Rinko: That was… actually kind of terrifying.（ΟΔΟ；；）
Tomoe: AGREED IM VERY FREAKED OUT
Yukina: I got on for a moment, and I’m confused? Sayo loves me?
Sayo: Yeah, I only like you, Lisa, Rinko, Tomoe and Chisato now.
Tomoe: Wow new squad?
Rinko: Ah!! We can form a guild at this point!
Sayo: … Ok fine.
Chisato: Sayo agreeing to something like this? Wow.
Sayo: It’s because it’s Rinko. And semi Tomoe with the squad idea I suppose.
Chisato: I’m fine with it. I have one thing to say.
Sayo: Go on?
Chisato: 3 out of 6 members are Roselia.
Sayo: It just happened I like ¾ of them.
Ako: What about me?
Sayo: Not you.
Ako: BUT BUT
Tomoe: Hang on I’m making a gc for all of, lets all hang out today. Chisato, are you free today?
Chisato: Yes I am! I’d love to go shopping if that’s alright?
Rinko: It sounds great (❁´▽`❁)*✲ﾟ*
Sayo: Ok Tomoe, go ahead.
Hina: You said it. Chisato just left OUR TEAM AND IS GOING TO JOIN ANOTHER BAND
Chisato: No I’m not. It’s a group outing.
Aya: Chisato is allowed to go out with friends, Hina!
Hina: Ahhh they’re not gonna respond though :(
Meanwhile, in another GC…
Tomoe Udagawa has added Rinko Shirokane, Chisato Shirasagi, and 3 others to the group chat
Rinko has named the group chat, ‘Guild’!
Rinko: Is that name fine?
Sayo: It’s wonderful, thank you Rinko
Chisato: Ah, so what time would you guys like to head out? Should we also get lunch?
Tomoe: Well, we could first get lunch/breakfast
Lisa: Then shopping!!
Yukina: I have to go?
Lisa: I’ll buy you stuff!!
Yukina: I’ll go to find stuff for the band.
Chisato: That's definitely an insensitive I suppose?
Sayo: Fair enough.
Tomoe: Where should we go to eat?
Lisa: heres a link to this really cool looking place! (Link here uwu)
Sayo: Ok that place looks great. All for it?
Yukina: I’m ok with it.
Tomoe: Yeah lets go!
Chisato: Yep! It really looks great!
Lisa: Alright, lets meet there in half an hour, I’ll reserve us a place!
Chisato: Awesome! See you guys then!
Back to the other hell
Bandori: BANG DREAM!
Hagubro: WERE GONNA DIE KASUBRO
Bandori: IM KOKORO HERE TODAY WITH BANG DREAM GIRLS BAND PARTY
Misaki: Save us, please…
Kaoru: My loves! Fleet away!
Himari: no offense, why is a mentally insane person in charge of your band?
Misaki: I HAVE NO CLUE HIMARI HELP
Himari: IDK WHAT TO DO MISAKI TOMOE IS ABANDONING ME FOR CHISATO
Misaki: HIMARI ILL HELP YOU IF YOU HELP ME
Kaoru: KITTENS HELP
Misaki: KAORU WHATS WRONG
Kaoru: SHES AT MY HOUSE, SINGING LOUDLY KITTENS I MUST FLEET AWAY
Misaki: KAORU RUN FOR YOUR LIFE
Kaoru: I DONT KNOW WHERE TO RUN KITTENS
Misaki: HANG ON ILL DM YOU MY HOUSE ADDRESS
Kanon: CAN I COME OVER IN CASE SHE ATTACKS MY HOUSE
Misaki: YEAH GO AHEAD- HIMARI WANNA COME OVER AS WELL?
Himari: YEAH THAT SOUNDS COOL- IS KOKORO GOING TO ATTACK US
Misaki: HAVENT GIVEN HER MY HOUSE YET
Ran: Why are you all caps locking
Hagubro: RAN ITS SERIOUS KOKORO ALIEN IS HERE
Ran: Kokoro… Alien?
Mocabro: Basically all of HHW thinks Kokoro is an alien, because she said something other than Bang Dream! Girls Band Party!
Ran: Ah. Interesting.
Cinnamon Bun: Ahaha. HHW is probably super fun :D
Misaki: now imagine being being in a costume the entire time
Misaki: Will you ever get it?
Hagubro: In a costume- OH MY GOD
Kasubro: WHATS WRONG HAGUBRO
Hagubro: MISAKI IS MICHELLE
Misaki: IT TOOK THEM THIS LONG AND IT WAS HAGUMI IM SOBBING GUYS
Misaki: IM LiTerAlly CryIng
Hagubro: MIDUDE IM SO SORRY I REALLY AM
Kasubro: OMG MISAKI ARE YOU OK
Arisa: I can’t believe you’re in a band of morons, minus Kanon.
Misaki: DOES THIS MEAN I DONT HAVE TO WEAR THE COSTUME
Bandori: But Michelle is a bear!
Kaoru: Michelle… bear costume… it makes sense.
Arisa: I see why Chisato calls you a dumbass.
Misaki: IM SOBBING PLEASE
Hagubro: MIDUDE YOU DONT HAVE TO WEAR THE COSTUMES IF YOU DONT WANT!
Misaki: I LOVE YOU SM RN HAGUMI YOU DONT UNDERSTAND
Kanon: I’m glad someone other then me knows! Kokoro!
Bandori: BANG DREAM!
Kanon: Misaki is Michelle! Michelle is a costume! Misaki is always in it!
Misaki: Michelle bear costume, me in costume.
Hagubro: MIDUDE IM LIKE ACTUALLy REALLY SORRY
Misaki: YOURE FORGIVEN
Kanon: Fue… happy end?
Kaoru: I apologize as well, Misaki! We must become a newly formed band!
Bandori: But our icon is Michelle!
Misaki: How about this… I’ll wear the costume, but never say “Where’s Michelle” again, got it?
Bandori: OK! That’s fine!
Misaki: Dear lord my life is good, I can die semi happy. As happy as I’ve ever been
Kanon: That’s sad :(
Misaki: Kanon you can have everything I own
Bandori: Miisakiii nooo
Hagubro: MIDUDE NO DYING
Misaki: IM GOING TO DIE SEMI HAPPY
Arisa: Don’t die. I need one sane person, please?
Misaki: Ok but uh no homo
Arisa: I’m only homo for Kasumi
Kasumi took a screenshot
Arisa deleted a message
Arisa: KASUMI DELETE THAT THIS INSTANT
Kasumi: ARISA ADMITTED SHE LOVED ME
Tae: Hah. You owe me a coronet now Rimi
Rimi: THEYRE MY CORONETS YOU CANT HAVE THEM
Tae: SAAYA RIMI ISNT OWEING UP TO HER BET
Saaya: Rimi, please?
Rimi: ABSOLUTELY NOT
Arisa: This is what hell is.