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8:09 am

Kasubro: Morning bros!

Riibro: Early bird catches the worm!

Sayo: I shouldn’t have back
logged. I had my own problems.

Chisato: Did Eve try to save Hina?

Sayo: yes. And she broke her out of her room, I have no clue where they are.

Bushdio: BUSHIDO!

Sayo: where is she

Hina: not telling you

Sayo: Moms worried

Hina: I already texted mom uwu

Sayo: first off, never “uwu” me again you shit. Second off, where are you

Hina: WhErE ArE YoU

Sayo: You know what? I hope you starve :)

Bushido: I will feed you properly Hina! Bushido!

Hina: :P I win I guess big sis

Chisato: Interesting.

Yukina: guys this is really important

Lisa: Omg! Yukina is on for once!

Yukina: I just saw a cat on the way to the store. My life is complete.

Lisa: where did she learn to type like that?

Yukina: You helped me Lisa.

Lisa: gasp! I did?

Yukina: thank you.

Mocabro: Alright you two~ Go gay it up elsewhere~

Yukina: gay?

Maya: omg.

Lisa: Yukina go pet the cat!

Yukina: on it.

Lisa: I will steal all your shifts at work Moca. And your bread

Mocabro: Lololol

Mocabro: wait dont steal my bread please I love it as much as Ran

Ran: …

Mocabro: what?

Ran: I’m waiting for it

Mocabro: I don’t have anything to add this time Ran!!

Ran: …

Lisa: … Who are you and where’s Moca

Mocabro: Sleep Deprived Moca can’t think of a sex joke

Lisa: Who’s fault is that?

Mocabro: Ran!

Tomoe: Ah there we are! There’s Moca!

Himari: Nice! Hi Moca!

Mocabro: you guys are mean!!!

Ran: for reasons. Love you though, I guess.

Mocabro: BRB IM GONNA CUDDLE ATTACK RAN

Ran: SAVE ME

Himari: ah. Love.

Kaoru: Hello My Kittens!~

Himari: AHHHH KAORU I LOVE YOU

Tomoe: every fucking time

Chisato: I found out where they are Sayo. Also Kaoru?

Kaoru: ?

Chisato: shut up :)

Kaoru: Chisato… Thats not nice. :(

Sayo: Where is she.

Chisato: Eves house. They made eggs.

Sayo: the hell?

Hina: Yeah! We made eggs! Eve cut them with a sword!

Bushido: THE POWER OF BUSHIDO!!

Chisato: I’m sorry I could not stop them, they sent me an entire video of the egg cutting.

Sayo: Chisato, I could never be angry at you.

Chisato: <3

Sayo: <3 I only like Chisato, Rinko, Yukina and Lisa, officially.

Lisa: I’m glad I’m part of this list!

Sayo: Also Tomoe.

Tomoe: Yeah I better be- Jk Sayo ily

Sayo: Ilyt

Rinko: :D

Sayo: Especially Rinko. Ilysm Rinko.

Rinko: <3 Sayo is super nice!!

Hina: She tried to kill me. 2 times.

Rinko: I’m sure she didn’t mean it :0

Hina: YES SHE DID

Rinko: Sayo?

Sayo: I did nothing of the sort.

Hina: YOU LIE

Sayo: As you would say… No you.

Hina: SHE JUST MEMED ME. IM OFFENDED AND IMPRESSED

Sayo: Ew. I don’t like this.

Hina: Is this what having a sibling is actually like?

Chisato: You guys are… special.

Hina: Chisato. Sayo is just mean to me. Please understand.

Sayo: Chisato. Hina is smart but acts dumb. Please understand.

Chisato: Did they just…

Tomoe: SEND THAT AT THE SAME TIME???

Rinko: That was… actually kind of terrifying.(ΟΔΟ;;)

Tomoe: AGREED IM VERY FREAKED OUT

Yukina: I got on for a moment, and I’m confused? Sayo loves me?

Sayo: Yeah, I only like you, Lisa, Rinko, Tomoe and Chisato now.

Tomoe: Wow new squad?

Rinko: Ah!! We can form a guild at this point!

Sayo: … Ok fine.

Chisato: Sayo agreeing to something like this? Wow.

Sayo: It’s because it’s Rinko. And semi Tomoe with the squad idea I suppose.

Chisato: I’m fine with it. I have one thing to say.

Sayo: Go on?

Chisato: 3 out of 6 members are Roselia.
Sayo: It just happened I like ¾ of them.

Ako: What about me?

Sayo: Not you.

Ako: BUT BUT

Sayo: No.

Tomoe: Hang on I’m making a gc for all of, lets all hang out today. Chisato, are you free today?

Chisato: Yes I am! I’d love to go shopping if that’s alright?

Rinko: It sounds great (❁´▽`❁)*✲゚*

Sayo: Ok Tomoe, go ahead.

Hina: Wow.

Bushido: BUSHIDO!

Hina: You said it. Chisato just left OUR TEAM AND IS GOING TO JOIN ANOTHER BAND

Chisato: No I’m not. It’s a group outing.

Aya: Chisato is allowed to go out with friends, Hina!

Hina: Ahhh they’re not gonna respond though :(

Meanwhile, in another GC…

Tomoe Udagawa has added Rinko Shirokane, Chisato Shirasagi, and 3 others to the group chat
Rinko has named the group chat, ‘Guild’!

 

Rinko: Is that name fine?

Sayo: It’s wonderful, thank you Rinko

Chisato: Ah, so what time would you guys like to head out? Should we also get lunch?

Tomoe: Well, we could first get lunch/breakfast

Rinko: Brunch?

Lisa: Then shopping!!

Yukina: I have to go?

Lisa: I’ll buy you stuff!!

Yukina: I’ll go to find stuff for the band.

Rinko: (≧∇≦)/

Chisato: That's definitely an insensitive I suppose?

Sayo: Fair enough.

Tomoe: Where should we go to eat?

Lisa: heres a link to this really cool looking place! (Link here uwu)

Sayo: Ok that place looks great. All for it?

Yukina: I’m ok with it.

Rinko: Yeah!!

Tomoe: Yeah lets go!

Chisato: Yep! It really looks great!

Lisa: Alright, lets meet there in half an hour, I’ll reserve us a place!

Chisato: Awesome! See you guys then!

 

Back to the other hell

Kasubro: AHHHHHHHHH

Bandori: BANG DREAM!

Hagubro: WERE GONNA DIE KASUBRO

Kasubro: HAGUBRO

Bandori: IM KOKORO HERE TODAY WITH BANG DREAM GIRLS BAND PARTY

Misaki: Save us, please…

Kanon: fueeee

Kaoru: My loves! Fleet away!

Himari: no offense, why is a mentally insane person in charge of your band?

Misaki: I HAVE NO CLUE HIMARI HELP

Himari: IDK WHAT TO DO MISAKI TOMOE IS ABANDONING ME FOR CHISATO

Misaki: HIMARI ILL HELP YOU IF YOU HELP ME

Kaoru: KITTENS HELP

Misaki: KAORU WHATS WRONG

Kaoru: SHES AT MY HOUSE, SINGING LOUDLY KITTENS I MUST FLEET AWAY

Misaki: KAORU RUN FOR YOUR LIFE

Kaoru: I DONT KNOW WHERE TO RUN KITTENS

Misaki: HANG ON ILL DM YOU MY HOUSE ADDRESS

Kanon: CAN I COME OVER IN CASE SHE ATTACKS MY HOUSE

Misaki: YEAH GO AHEAD- HIMARI WANNA COME OVER AS WELL?

Himari: YEAH THAT SOUNDS COOL- IS KOKORO GOING TO ATTACK US

Misaki: HAVENT GIVEN HER MY HOUSE YET

Ran: Why are you all caps locking

Hagubro: RAN ITS SERIOUS KOKORO ALIEN IS HERE

Ran: Kokoro… Alien?

Mocabro: Basically all of HHW thinks Kokoro is an alien, because she said something other than Bang Dream! Girls Band Party!

Ran: Ah. Interesting.

Cinnamon Bun: Ahaha. HHW is probably super fun :D

Misaki: now imagine being being in a costume the entire time

Bandori: ???

Misaki: Will you ever get it?

Kanon: Misaki-

Kaoru: ???

Hagubro: wait.

Hagubro: In a costume- OH MY GOD

Kasubro: WHATS WRONG HAGUBRO

Riibro: HAGUBRO??

Hagubro: MISAKI IS MICHELLE

Kaoru: W-What?

Misaki: IT TOOK THEM THIS LONG AND IT WAS HAGUMI IM SOBBING GUYS

 

Misaki: IM LiTerAlly CryIng

Hagubro: MIDUDE IM SO SORRY I REALLY AM

Kasubro: OMG MISAKI ARE YOU OK

Arisa: I can’t believe you’re in a band of morons, minus Kanon.

Misaki: DOES THIS MEAN I DONT HAVE TO WEAR THE COSTUME

Bandori: But Michelle is a bear!

Kaoru: Michelle… bear costume… it makes sense.

Arisa: I see why Chisato calls you a dumbass.

Misaki: IM SOBBING PLEASE

Hagubro: MIDUDE YOU DONT HAVE TO WEAR THE COSTUMES IF YOU DONT WANT!

Misaki: I LOVE YOU SM RN HAGUMI YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

Kanon: I’m glad someone other then me knows! Kokoro!

Bandori: BANG DREAM!

Kanon: Misaki is Michelle! Michelle is a costume! Misaki is always in it!

Bandori: …

Misaki: Michelle bear costume, me in costume.

Bandori: OH

 

Hagubro: MIDUDE IM LIKE ACTUALLy REALLY SORRY

Misaki: YOURE FORGIVEN

Kanon: Fue… happy end?

Kaoru: I apologize as well, Misaki! We must become a newly formed band!

Bandori: But our icon is Michelle!

Misaki: How about this… I’ll wear the costume, but never say “Where’s Michelle” again, got it?

Bandori: OK! That’s fine!

Misaki: Dear lord my life is good, I can die semi happy. As happy as I’ve ever been

Bandori: I-

Kanon: That’s sad :(

Misaki: Kanon you can have everything I own

Bandori: Miisakiii nooo

Hagubro: MIDUDE NO DYING

 

Misaki: IM GOING TO DIE SEMI HAPPY

Arisa: MISAKI

Misaki: ?

Arisa: Don’t die. I need one sane person, please?

Misaki: Ok but uh no homo

Arisa: I’m only homo for Kasumi

Kasumi took a screenshot

Arisa deleted a message

Arisa: KASUMI DELETE THAT THIS INSTANT

Kasumi: MOMMMMMM

Saaya: ??

Kasumi: ARISA ADMITTED SHE LOVED ME

Tae: Hah. You owe me a coronet now Rimi

Rimi: NEVER

Kasumi: hehe

Arisa: GAHHHHHHHHH

Rimi: THEYRE MY CORONETS YOU CANT HAVE THEM

Tae: SAAYA RIMI ISNT OWEING UP TO HER BET

Saaya: Rimi, please?

 

Rimi: ABSOLUTELY NOT

Arisa: This is what hell is.