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Kasumi Toyama has added Arisa Ichigaya, Tae Hanazono, and 23 others to the chat

Kasumi Toyama has named the chat ‘Band life’

Kasumi: Hi guys!!

Arisa: fuck you

Tae: Private messages Arisa :)

Kasumi: 0///0 arisa,,,,

Arisa: DIE

Ran: Don’t mean to interrupt… your ‘fun’, but why are we all in a gc together?

Moca: To sin.

Ran: Moca please stop trolling for one second, Kasumi, answer.

Kasumi: To be friends and stuff!! Also for our big lives together

Yukina: WhAt?

Rinko: Yukina doesn’t know how to use her phone well, sorry everyone :3

Yukina: HoW dO I dO thAT, ShIroKaNe?

Lisa: Yukina I’m coming over to teach you how to use your phone, hold on.

Yukina: oK

Ako: HELLO SINFUL SOULS, I AM HERE, THE PRINCESS OF DARKNESS- AKO!

Tomoe: Ako it’s past your bedtime go to bed.

Moca: Isn’t Ako like 3, why does she have a phone

Tomoe: Hell if I know.

Ako: IM 15 YOU GUYS

Himari: So… 3?

Tsugumi: Guys, that’s kinda mean :(

Moca: Sorry Tsugu :(

Ran: Yeah guys stop

Moca: Not sorry now

Ran: WHAT THE HELL MOCA

Himari: This sounds like a Ran problem… Do you think she needs THEM?

Tomoe: If she says it…

Moca: Sounds like Ran needs… THE PAW PATROL

Ran: STOP

Rinko: …

Ako: I’m staying up if Moca is allowed to type

Tomoe: GOD DAMNIT

Kaoru: Now now, my little kittens

Himari: OMG OMG GUYS LOOK ITS KAORU KAORU PRINCE KAORU NOTICEM E I LOVE U SO FUCKING MUCH

Moca: …

Tomoe: Why world?

Kokoro: Kokoro Bang Dream Girls Band Party!

Misaki has named Kokoro to ‘Bandori’

Eve has named themselves to ‘Bushido’

Bushido: Hello everyone! Very Bushido!

Chisato: That was the most expected thing to ever happen actually.

Misaki: The Bandori or the Bushido?

Chisato: Both.

Aya: Hi everyone! Aya Maruyama here!

Kaoru: Ah! More little kittens

Chisato: Kaoru shut the hell up

Misaki: Kaoru, please stop

Kanon: H… hi…

Misaki: Hi Kanon, what’s up?

Kanon: u-um… nothing :/

Misaki: oh no

Rimi: What’s wrong Misaki?

Misaki: KANON WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE JOINING THIS CHAT

Kanon: Ako messaged me and asked if I wanted to roleplay, she’s teaching me all about it…

Misaki: AKO WHAT THE HELL STOP TAINITING THE ONLY SANE MEMBER OF MY BAND

Bandori: Kasumi! Why didn’t you add Michelle to the group?

Misaki: Kasumi don’t answer her.

Kasumi: Nyah~

Arisa: AKO GOT HER TOO

Rinko: Ako stop teaching them how to rp… please

Ako: but we rp all the time RinRin!!

Rinko: I know, but that’s different then teaching others to rp…

Ako: Nu uh! I’m gonna go back to teaching them!

Hina: holy kawaii~~ that’s so sugoi~~

Sayo: Shut the fuck up

Hina: Me?

 

Sayo: You and Ako. You’re both annoying.

Hina: But i’m your sister :(

Sayo: And I would sell you for a new guitar pick, your point?

Tomoe: I wish Sayo was my sister sometimes

Ako: WHAT THE HELL BIG SIS

Sayo: I wish you were my sister sometimes Tomoe

Hina: WHAT THE HELL BIG SIS :((

Sayo: What? You’re annoying and talk like you’re a dumbass

Tomoe: I have to agree with Sayo but for Ako, but only sometimes

Ako: RinRIN

Rinko: … Yes?

 

Ako: Can we call my sisters being mean again

Rinko: Yeah let me get the game up ok?

Ako: Thank you! Night sinners!

Moca: You taught people how to rp, I’m pretty sure you’re more of a sinner

Yukina: I am back, Lisa taught me how to type properly.

Lisa: I’m sleeping over :) Also Sayo and Tomoe, you shouldn’t be so mean…

Tomoe: but she’s being loud in the other room

Lisa: Tomoe that isn’t nice

Sayo: In all fairness, if you had an annoying sister you’d agree too…

Lisa: Doubt it-

Rinko: I told Ako to be quieter, is it any better Tomoe?

Tomoe: Tiny bit, thanks Rinko, the only sane person

Misaki: I’m sane

Tsugumi: Do I qualify as sane?

Tomoe: Both of you are sane, but we’re in a chat with people who refer to themselves as “kawai” and in the 3rd person

Kanon: That isn’t very sugoi :(

Misaki: I THOUGHT AKO GOT OFFLINE

Tomoe: She’s infected her, I’m so sorry for your lose…

Misaki: If I was to rp, I’d be making crying noises, which I am, in real life

Kanon: i’m sorry Misaki! Hina and Ako told me that sugoi means cool and Hina said you’d like it! Don’t cry :(

Sayo: HINA YOU LITTLE SHIT YOU GET YOUR ASS IN HERE AND APOLOGIZE TO KANON AND MISAKI

Rimi: Hina’s thing says offline

Sayo: I hear her laughing, be right back.

Tomoe: Have fun Sayo

Tae: Amused noises

Kasumi: i’m… gonna go to bed my head hurts reading this

Hagumi: I just joined! Hi guys!

Misaki: Hagumi, you should sleep

Hagumi: Huh? Why?

Misaki: Trust me-

Hina: i’m being forced to apologize for being ‘a little shit’ apparently, Kanon and misaki I am sorry :(

Sayo: Much better.

Misaki: Sorry Hagumi

Hagumi: I’ve seen and heard worse in all fairness, but I think I’ll take your advice and sleep any Midude

Misaki: Stop calling me that

Hagumi: Sorry can’t see night

Misaki: God damnit Hagumi…

Moca: if Ran comes into the chat don’t tell her where I live

Ran: I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE AND IM GOING TO KILL YOU

Moca: but why~~

Ran: BECAUSE

Moca: Wanna type that out for me~ I was enjoying it in private~~ I’m sure everyone else would

Kaoru: How bad could it be, little kitten?

Ran: I’m going to bed fuck you Moca

Moca: ok~ Want me to go over to your place, or you coming to mine~

Ran: FUCKIN DIE NIGHT

Moca: So mean to me…

Tomoe: Were you guys sexting again

Chisato: one, Kaoru shut the fuck up. Two… AGAIN?

Maya: Hi I just got here and I’d like to say what the fuck

Bushido: BUSHIDO

Maya: … Interesting.

Bandori: BANG DREAM GIRLS BAND PARTY

Maya: Someone explain why they’re just caps lock yelling at me

Chisato: Morons.

Misaki: Dumb asses

Kaoru: They’re expressing themselves!

Chisato: Kaoru, they’re being stupid

Kaoru: All women are queens, chisato

Chisato: IF SHE BREATHES SHES A THOT, KAORU

Misaki: … I don’t know who’s ideals to believe

Tsugumi: Maybe Kaoru’s? They’re nicer :D

Misaki: who let this innocent child into this cursed place

Himari: Do you mean the world? If so her parents. If you mean the chat, then Kasumi

Misaki: both are valid and I respect that

Moca: guys guys, please calm down~~ Ran might wake up~~

Tomoe: When did you care if ran wakes up or not

Moca: i’m potentially finally getting into a relationship with the girl I like please shut up

Tomoe: holy fuck

Himari took a screenshot

Moca deleted one message
Sayo: I saw that too

Moca: HIMARI DELETE THAT PLEASE

Himari: yawn~ I’m so tired, I’m gonna go to bed! Night Kaoru :)

Kaoru: good night little kitten~

Chisato: Sleep well

Moca: HIMARI I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE-

Tomoe: She’s offline…

Rinko: that was eventful, if it makes you feel better Moca, at least your friend has the screenshot

Moca: Do you understand how much I tease everyone around me?

Moca: Screw this i’m gonna cry myself to bed

Tomoe: I think we should all go to bed, night

Sayo: Night, I guess?