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[SCREW ACCENTS]

 

John Cook:

kim seokjin is cancelled

 

Sock Jean:

wut

 

Hoe Sock:

u can’t dance

 

Young Key:

bitcj u thot

 

[Young Key sent a video!]

 

Tea young: 

i live for supportive yoongles hyung

 

John Cook:

How the FUCK IS HE THIS HANDSOME YEACH ME HYUND

 

Sock Jean:

He’s actually pounting

wtf ur so cute

 

John Cook:

i wanna bear I from yoongi hyung

 

Young Key:

is this the point where I lie to spare ur feelings

cuz nah

 

Nam June:

What was that about Jungkook?

 

John Cook:

THIS djekenej

How the hekl is he this good looking

 

Tea young:

If ur promoting ur hyungs...

 

Thassa whole man

 

Jimmy:

Drool 

 

Young Key:

Stop I’m blushin

 

Nam June:

He is.

 

Young Key:

Just for that joon

 

Sock Jean:

WHY HAVE I NOT SEEN THIS

 

John Cook:

DIMPLES FOR DAYS

 

Young Key:

I-

That is not man

That is the fucking sun

 

Hoe Sock:

Get urself a friendgroup like dis

<333333

 

[DANCE SLUTS]

 

BamBam:

How’d it go

 

Jun:

Lol

It was like a normal double date

But I told Joon and he started laughing and our cover got blown

 

Brownie:

LOL

What happened

 

Hobi:

We joked about it and apprntly we DID scare hyung:))

 

BamBam:

I strive to be willing to scare my hyungs that much

 

Hobi:

Better then the time Yoongi hyung convinced Joon to text like Tae for a bit

That was scary af

 

Brownie:

Lol

 

[<3]

 

Angel:

You weren’t supposed to laugh

 

Hyungie:

That is by far the dumbest thing you’ve done jiminah

I love you so fucking much