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Sunday at 10:56 PM

[Kirishima Eijirou added Kaminari Denki, Bakugou Katsuki, Ashido Mina, Sero Hanata, Midoriya Izuku, Hagakure Tooru, Uraraka Ochaco, Asui Tsuyu, Jirou Kyouka, Todoroki Shouto, Sato Rikido, Koda Koji, Ojirou Mashirao, Shoji Mezo, Tokoyami Fumikage, Iida Tenya, Aoyama Yuga, Yaoyorozu Momo, and Mineta Minoru to the conversation]

 

[Kirishima Eijirou changed the conversation’s name to: Class 1-A Group Chat]

 

[Kirishima Eijirou changed Kirishima Eijirou’s name to: The Rock]

[The Rock changed Kaminari Denki’s name to: Calamari Danki]

[The Rock changed Bakugou Katsuki’s name to: Spicee Boom Boy]

[The Rock changed Ashido Mina’s name to: Pepto Bismol]

[The Rock changed Sero Hanata’s name to: Scotch Tape]

[The Rock changed Midoriya Izuku’s name to: Small Might]

[The Rock changed Hagakure Toru’s name to: Invisalign

[The Rock changed Uraraka Ochaco’s name to: Uranus]

[The Rock changed Asui Tsuyu’s name to: Pepe]

[The Rock changed Jirou Kyouka’s name to: Portable Speaker]

[The Rock changed Todoroki Shouto’s name to: Icy Hot]

[The Rock changed Sato Rikido’s name to: Sugar Daddy]

[The Rock changed Koda Koji’s name to: Snow White]

[The Rock changed Ojirou Mashirao’s name to: Furry]

[The Rock changed Shoji Mezo’s name to: Tentacle Boy]

[The Rock changed Tokoyami Fumikage’s name to: 2007 emo]

[The Rock changed Iida Tenya’s name to: Paul Blart]

[The Rock changed Aoyama Yuga’s name to: Disco Queen]

[The Rock changed Yaoyorozu Momo’s name to: Mama Momo]

[The Rock changed Mineta Minoru’s name to: Diaper Baby]

 

[The Rock 10:59 PM] whaddup finna made this group chat

[The Rock 10:59 PM] and just a heads up if anyone tries to leave the group im adding you right back in ;)

[Calamari Danki 11:00 PM] Calamari Danki??? Really man???

[The Rock 11:00 PM] if you dont like it you can always change it

[Calamari Danki 11:00 PM] I am offended that you think I don’t like it.

[The Rock 11:00 PM] great because i like it and i thought it was clever ᕙ( •̀ ~ •́ )ᕗ

[Spicee Boom Boy 11:01 PM] okay first of all. Fuck you.

[Calamari Danki 11:01 PM] NEVER CHANGE HIS CONTACT IM WHEEZING

[Portable Speaker 11:01 PM] is my name really all that clever? I mean i like it but really?

[Mama Momo 11:02 PM] what is h a p p e n i n g

[2007 emo 11:02] I really regret being in this already.

[Small Might 11:02 PM] Oh man i’ve been waiting for a group chat like this!

[Pepe 11:03 PM] this name is cruel, Kirishima.

[Icy Hot 11:03 PM] http://www.icyhot.com

[The Rock 11:03 PM] Uh not cruel tsu, its clever and funny

[Disco Queen 11:04 PM ] I’m not complaining much about my name BUT we can change them right?

[Calamari Danki 11:04 PM] TODOROKI IM NOT OKAY

[Invisalign 11:05 PM] i like my name!

[Furry 11:05 PM] I have lost all respect for everyone here.

[Paul Blart 11:05 PM] WHAT A GOOD IDEA KIRISHIMA. BONDING IS GREAT FOR THE CLASS.

[The Rock 11:05 PM] yeah we can change them. You can also change other’s names

[The Rock 11:06 PM] thanks paul blart!

[Diaper Baby 11:06 PM] boobs

[Uranus 11:06 PM] how about no?

[Tentacle Boy 11:07 PM] Tentacle boy?????

[Icy Hot 11:07 PM] May we please delete Mineta not only from here, but from life.

[Sugar Daddy 11:08 PM] S U G A R  D A D D Y ?

[Mama Momo 11:08 PM] I’d like to have a word with whoever came up with this name.

[The Rock 11:08 PM] that would be me momo

[The Rock 11:08 PM] is everyone satisfied with their name?? I worked hard on them

[Spicee Boom Boy 11:09 PM] I’m gonna kill myself and it’s all Mineta’s fault

[Portable Speaker 11:09 PM] I’m teaming up with Todoroki on this “deleting Mineta from life” business

[Calamari Danki 11:10 PM] phat mood Bakugou

[Portable Speaker 11:10 PM] petition to change Kaminari’s name to Snoop Dogg? All in favor say “I”

[The Rock 11:10 PM] ill throw a thicc “I” into that petition

[Calamari Danki 11:10 PM] sorry Jirou sweetie, but I’m not iconic enough to be Snoop Dogg :/

[Portable Speaker 11:11 PM] uh sorry to break it to you honey but you act high enough to be Snoop Dogg

[Uranus 11:11 PM] Sweetie and Honey ;))) have something to tell us?

[Furry 11:11 PM] I breathe Sn00p D0gg

[Invisalign 11:11 PM] aww!! Kaminari and Jirou??? So cute!!

[Snow White 11:11 PM] It’s 11:11!

[Pepe 11:12 PM] Papa Snoop bringing people together since now.

[Portable Speaker 11:12 PM] fuck all of you there’s nothing happening with us

[Spicee Boom Boy] whatever you say Jirou

[Portable Speaker 11:13 PM] hey watch it boom boy no matter what you say you and kirishima have something going ;)

[Spicee Boom Boy 11:14 PM] Shush it earphone hoe

[The Rock 11:14 PM] heh jirou thats,,,, a big oof for mE

[Icy Hot 11:14 PM] who you callin hoe

[2007 emo 11:14 PM] Please release me from this hell we are in.

[Pepe 11:15 PM] calm down edgelord

[Small Might 11:15 PM] tokoyami are you okay? Wanna talk about it? :p

[Paul Blart 11:15 PM] please refrain from using bad language!

[2007 emo 11:16 PM] Midoriya, I am never okay.

[Uranus 11:16 PM] I’m gonna be relatable. Panic! At the disco UwU

[Scotch Tape 11:16 PM] i heard Panic! At The Disco and im here what

[Mama Momo 11:16 PM] GUYS I AM SORRY FOR WHAT IM ABOUT TO SAY RIGHT NOW  SOMEONE RESPOND

[The Rock 11:17 PM] Momo????? U good broski????

[Calamari Danki 11:17 PM] Waddup?

[Diaper Baby 11:17 PM] I saw momo and I’m here.

[Mama Momo 11:18 PM] petition to change Todorokis name to Icy Hoe

[Portable Speaker disliked “I saw momo and I’m here”]

[Calamari Danki loved “ petition to change Todorokis name to Icy Hoe”]

[Icy Hot disliked “I saw momo and I’m here”]

[The Rock loved “petition to change Todorokis name to Icy Hoe”]

[Icy Hot disliked “petition to change Todorokis name to Icy Hoe”]

[Icy Hot 11:19 PM] okay but I trusted you momo???

[Calamari Danki 11:19 PM] MOMO IM CRYING

[Uraraka 11:20 PM] not being okay has never felt any better

[Pepe loved “not being okay has never felt any better”]

[Pepe 11:20 PM] I knew there was a reason I was your friend Uraraka

[Pepto Bismol 11:21 PM] HI IM FINALLY HERE WHADDUP BOIS

[Furry 11:21 PM] Kirishima you seriously named Ashido Pepto Bismol?

[The Rock 11:21 PM] I happened to like Acid Reflux better but bakubro shut that down and came up with pepto bismol

[Spicee Boom Boy 11:22 PM] okay but I feel attacked and I don’t like that

[The Rock 11:22 PM] I THOUGHT ACID REFLUX WAS A GOOD NAME AND IM JUST HURT

[Spicee Boom Boy 11:22 PM] WELL I THOUGHT PEPTO BISMOL WAS BETTER OKAY

[Icy Hot 11:22 PM] get a room

[Invisalign 11:22 PM] OWO

[Mama Momo loved “get a room”]

[Uranus 11:22 PM] we stan an iconic couple

[Pepto Bismol 11:23 PM] i happen to actively ship kiribaku (◡‿◡✿) and ill have to agree with “Bakubro” on my name

[Paul Blart 11:23 PM] It’s always good to support your friends relationships Mina!

[Pepto Bismol 11:23 PM] IIDA IM LAUGHING SO HARD

[Spicee Boom Boy 11:24 PM] I hate everyone here

[The Rock 11:24 PM] ಠ‿↼

[The Rock loved “get a room”]

[Calamari Danki 11:24 PM] Iconic couple OwO

[The Rock 11:25 PM] w o k e

[Disco Queen 11:25 PM] notice how neither of the gays are denying the relationship~

[Furry 11:26 PM] But they didn’t confirm it either?

[2007 emo 11:26 PM] That’s what they want you to think, Ojirou.

[Disco Queen 11:26 PM] ~hmm how mysterious~

[Scotch Tape 11:27 PM] they’re probably making out right now ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉)

[Small Might 11:27 PM] If i remember correctly, Kirishimas and Kaachans room *are* next to each other?

[Tentacle Boy 11:28 PM] I think that maybe I would be able to hear them? I could check for… activity.

[Calamari Danki 11:28 PM] yeah they are wall buddies :p

[Pepto Bismol 11:28 PM] SHOJI PLEASE GO RIGHT AHEAD WITH THAT CHECK UP

[Uranus 11:29 PM] SHOJI I WILL PAY YOU

[Invisalign 11:29 PM] Shoji!!!! Do it!!

[Mama Momo 11:30 PM] Currently I’m in the common room with Kirishima and he’s having a rough time

[Portable Speaker 11:30 PM] shoji,, do it later my man,,, Spill all the tea,,,

[Icy Hot 11:30 PM] Do it coward.

[Paul Blart 11:31 PM] We should consider Kirishima and Bakugous feelings!!! They may not want this.

[Tentacle Boy 11:31 PM] I’ll do it. I’m invested now

[2007 emo 11:32 PM] what are feelings.

[Calamari Danki 11:32 PM] My Chemical Romance is shaking.

[Invisalign 11:33 PM] momo what do you mean by “rough time” OwO

[Mama Momo 11:33 PM] His face is a bit…..red?

[Pepto Bismol 11:33 PM] NAH HIS FACE IS PROBABLY AS RED A HECKING TOMATO ILL PUT MONEY ON THAT

[Calamari Danki 11:33 PM] awe is wittle Kirishima embarrassed! ;)

[The Rock 11:33 PM] i

[The Rock 11:33 PM] i cnant

[The Rock 11:33 PM] jshhhhuuhnuunh nooo io o o sToop ppPLeaSE

[Spicee Boom Boy 11:34 PM] I just want to leave this hell hole

[Furry 11:34 PM] you guys do realize we have school tomorrow. The time is 11:34 and that’s late.

[2007 emo 11:34 PM] time is irrelevant.

[Pepe 11:34 PM] lookie here! An edgelord!

[Invisalign 11:35 PM] yOURE LATE OJIROU (☞^o^)☞

[Furry 11:35 PM] that doesn’t make sense Hagakure.

[Invisalign 11:35 PM] yOU DONT MAKE SENSE OJIROU BEcause all you do is send mixed signals (  ̄ー ̄)σ

[Uranus 11:35 PM] this whole time,,,,, I thought my name was Uravity. Not Uranus.

[Mama Momo 11:35 PM] HAGAKURE OH MY GOSHSOSBS

[Diaper Baby 11:36 PM] aye my phone is on 69% ;)

[Icy Hot 11:36 PM] I hope you perish, Mineta.

[Small Might 11:36 PM] wait uraraka really??? I thought you knew and were o k a y with that

[Uranus 11:36 PM] NO I HAD NO CLUE AT ALL

[Portable Speaker liked “I hope you perish, Mineta.”]

[Mama Momo liked “I hope you perish, Mineta.”]

[Small Might 11:37 PM] Do you even,,, like that name Uraraka??

[Uranus 11:37 PM] its a cool planet I guess.

[Portable Speaker 11:37 PM] I expected Paul Blart to change half of these names by now and im quite surprised he hasnt

[Calamari Danki loved “its a cool planet I guess.”]

[Paul Blart 11:37 PM] as long as everyone is comfortable with their names I can’t do anything.

[Portable Speaker 11:37 PM] so whats your opinion on the name SUGAR DADDY

[Uranus 11:38 PM] THERES A BUG IN MY DORM PLEASE SEND REINFORCEMENTS

[Icy Hot 11:38 PM] I can burn it Uraraka but I hope you have Insurance.

[Calamari Danki 11:38 PM] I HEARD SUGAR DADDY AND IVE ARRIVED

[Snow White 11:38 PM] THERE ARE BUGS IN THIS BUILDING????? I CANT LIVE HERE

[Pepe 11:38 PM] I can hear Uraraka and Koda screaming from my dorm room. Please help them.

[Pepe loved “I HEARD SUGAR DADDY AND IVE ARRIVED”]

[Portable Speaker loved “I HEARD SUGAR DADDY AND IVE ARRIVED”]

[Portable Speaker disliked “I HEARD SUGAR DADDY AND IVE ARRIVED”]

[Icy Hot 11:38 PM] I SAID I CAN BURN IT

[2007 emo loved “I can burn it Uraraka but I hope you have Insurance .” ]

[Disco Queen 11:39 PM] I can blast the bug but I cannot confirm damage will be kept to a minimal

[2007 emo 11:39 PM] Can you burn me?

[Paul Blart 11:39 PM] Cremation is where I draw the line.

[Calamari Danki 11:39 PM] Dude if the whole hero thing doesn’t work out for me I can become a human electric chair.

[Spicee Boom Boy liked “Dude if the whole hero thing doesn’t work out for me I can become a human electric chair.”]

[Pepto Bismol 11:40 PM] I bet jirou is the first to sit on that electric chair

[Diaper Baby 11:40 PM] I’d sit on t h a t chair.

[Furry 11:40 PM] Mineta is absolutely disgusting.

[Calamari Danki loved “I bet jirou is the first to sit on that electric chair”]

[Calamari Danki disliked “I’d sit on t h a t chair.”]

[Calamari Danki 11:40 PM] God I hope so.

[Portable Speaker 11:40 PM] M I N A YOU BETTER WATCH IT AND SAME FOR YOU KAMINARI

[Spicee Boom Boy 11:41 PM] I want to vomit now thanks Kaminari.

[Mama Momo 11:41 PM] you can’t deny the truth, Jirou

[Calamari Danki 11:41 PM] anything for you Bakugou ;)

[Portable Speaker 11:41 PM] cant deny the truth? Well then why are you denying your undying love for todoroki, huh momo????

[Pepe 11:41 PM] OH ITS GOING D O W N

[Mama Momo 11:42 PM] I’m gonna break down your door and beat you.

[Paul Blart 11:42 PM] VIOLENCE ISNT THE ANSWER MOMO!!!!

[Portable Speaker 11:42 PM] THATS CHILD ABUSE *MAMA MOMO*

[Icy Hot 11:42 PM] Jirou what just. Oh my. What do you m e a n.

[Uranus 11:42 PM] Todoroki get it I guess

[Portable Speaker 11:43 PM] its up to your own interpretation todoroki (`ε´)

[Mama Momo 11:43 PM] please stab me anyone.

[Diaper Baby 11:43 PM] I’d stab you Momo ;)

[Mama Momo 11:43 PM] ANYONE BUT MINETA PLEASE STAB ME.

[Small Might 11:43 PM] NO I DONT THINK STABBING IS A GOOD IDEA IIDA HELP

[Paul Blart 11:43 PM] Please refrain from stabbing anyone.

[Invisalign 11:44 PM] oh momo are you still in the common space with kirishima? Havent heard from him in a while hUH BAKUGOU??

[Spicee Boom Boy 11:44 PM] oh n o we aren’t changing the subject right now. Definitely not while I’m watching Icy Hot suffer.

[Pepto Bismol 11:44 PM] GIVE US KIRISHIMA’S LOCATION AND MOMO SPILL SOME TEA ABOUT YOU AND TODOROKI

[Mama Momo 11:44 PM] sorry. Too busy CRYING ON THE COUCH WITH KIRISHIMA

[Icy Hot 11:44 PM] I’m,,, sorry????

[Pepto Bismol 11:44 PM] hey hey todoroki~ since momo is tight lipped~ you get the questions now

[Uranus 11:45 PM] MOMO AND KIRI IM GONNA BAKE YALL BROWNIES HANG TIGHT

[Pepe 11:45 PM] I have just made it into the common room with Uraraka and I can confirm. Crying is upon us.

[Sugar Daddy 11:45 PM] i put you guys on mute a long time ago and i came back to so MANY MESSAGES

[Sugar Daddy 11:45 PM] I JUST FINISHED UP ON SOME BROWNIES IM ON MY WAY TO THE COMMON SPACE

[Uranus 11:45 PM] COME HEAD OVER SUGAR DADDY.

[Sugar Daddy 11:46 PM] i would,, prefer,, if you didnt,,, call me sugar daddy,,,

[Mama Momo 11:46 PM] I want to throw myself into the sun

[Camamari Danki 11:46 PM] yeah. She has to save the name daddy for Midoriya.

[Small Might 11:46 PM] HAHAHAHA FUNNY KAMINARI HAHAHAHA THANKS HAHAHA

[Pepe 11:46 PM] KAMINARI IM CRYING

[Icy Hot 11:47 PM] I thought this groupchat would be a good idea. Now everyone is getting teased for who they like. I’m confused. Is this what friends are like?

[Calamari Danki 11:47 PM] This is so sad. Alexa. Play despacito.

[Pepto Bismol 11:47 PM] WAIT REWIND DID YOU CATCH THAT TODOROKI SAID SOMETHING THAT MAKES ME SUSPICIOUS ABOUT HIS FEELS FOR MOMO~

[Icy Hot 11:47 PM] Sometimes I don’t think that you realize that I can literally set myself on fire and just lay there wallowing in my sadness.

[2007 emo 11:47 PM] and Tsu calls me emo smh

[Pepto Bismol 11:48 PM] I CANT BREATEHHEEEE

[The Rock 11:48 PM] bakubro~ i miss you bakubro~

[Spicee Boom Boy 11:48 PM] U M YOU MADE A MISTAKE THERE PAL

[The Rock 11:48 PM] WAIT SHIT SHIT I SENT THAT TO THE GROUP DELET DELET

[The Rock 11:48 PM] IM GONNA SET MYSLEF ON FIER OI CWANNT

[Calamari Danki 11:49 PM] IM GONNA PEE

[Paul Blart 11:49 PM] please don’t urinate on yourself Kaminari

[Icy Hot 11:49 PM] Kirishima I heard “set myself on fire” and now I’m here.

[Mama Momo 11:49 PM] please don’t set yourselves on fire,,,,, that would be bad

[The Rock 11:50 PM] tO MAKE MYSELF CLEAR I WAS MAKING A VINE REFERENCE YA KNOW THE “COUNTRY BOY I MISS YOU COUNTRY BOY” ISNT THAT HOW IT GOES

[Furry 11:50 PM] Kaminari we are two dorms down and I hear despacito from here please stop.

[Calamari Danki 11:50 PM] I’ll never stop despacito.

[Furry 11:50 PM] technically we could file a complaint after 11:00 to Aizawa if he’s being to loud but I’m feeling nice today.  

[Calamari Danki 11:50 PM] YOU CAN NEVER STOP DESPACITO

[Icy Hot 11:50 PM] So no setting on fire or???

[The Rock 11:51 PM] Todoroki whats your opinion on doing that another time??? I just so happened to schedule an appointment for setting myself on fire at 12:00 AM

[The Rock 11:51 PM] so todomomo huh? Like if you agree AND i have proof because earlier icy hoe disliked mineta’s message. SPECIFICALLY THE ONE THAT SAID “I saw momo and im here”

[The Rock changed Icy Hot’s name to Icy Hoe]

[Spicee Boom Boy 11:51 PM] suffer half and half

[Icy Hoe 11:51 PM] everyone thinks Endeavor is the source of my depression but oh boy were they wrong. If they did some digging they’d find out it was this groupchat!

[Uranus 11:51 PM] Todoroki are you actually depressed? We have brownies!

[The Rock changed Spicee Boom Boy’s name to: Spicee Hoe Boy]

[Icy Hoe 11:52 PM] Karma’s a bitch isn’t it Bakugou.

[Spicee Hoe Boy 11:52 PM] I’m going to blow up everyone’s dorms that contributed to that.

[The Rock 11:52 PM] uh todoroki i think you meant bakuhoe instead of bakugou. Just correcting your spelling error :)

[Spicee Hoe Boy 11:52 PM] I hope you suffer

[Calamari Danki changed The Rock’s name to: Meat Man]

[Meat Man 11:53 PM] ARE WE GOING TO HAVE A PROBLEM HERE DENKI

[Calamari Danki 11:53 PM] Because you l o v e meat ;)

[Diaper Baby 11:53 PM] so is momo available or not??

[Meat Man 11:53 PM] my fatal error was adding diaper baby to this group- and kaminari u got me there

[Icy Hoe 11:53 PM] not for you at least.

[Uranus 11:54 PM] TODOROKI OH M Y

[Pepe 11:54 PM] swiggity swoogity coming for that booty - Todoroki Shouto at some point

[Pepto Bismol 11:54 PM] OH IM AM SO SHOOK

[Paul Blart 11:54 PM] stop teasing Todoroki over his love interest ;)

[Portable Speaker 11:54 PM] even iida is in on it now??? I am sO INVESTED

[Tentacle Boy 11:54 PM] v o r e

[Mama Momo 11:54 PM] you guys must really hate me wow

[Diaper Baby 11:54 PM] I don’t hate you Yaomomo ;)))

[Meat Man 11:55 PM] the feeling isnt mutal grape nut

[Icy Hoe 11:55 PM] The next time you say something weird to Yaoyorozu I’m going to roast you alive like a thanksgiving turkey.

[Uranus 11:55 PM] Todoroki really is trying hard to defend his woman

[Portable Speaker 11:55 PM] UH I JUST SAW ONE THICC MOMMA ROACH SO BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR HER JUICY ASS

[Calamari Denki 11:55 PM] almost as hard as Midoriyas noodle for you

[Uranus 11:55 PM] A R O A C H ????

[Snow White 11:56 PM] PARDON MY FRENCH BUT HECK

[Mama Momo loved “The next time you say something weird to Yaoyorozu I’m going to roast you alive like a thanksgiving turkey.”]

[Snow White 11:56 PM] TODOROKI SEND FLAMES TOWARDS THE BUG’S DIRECTION PLEASE IM BEGGING

[Pepe 11:56 PM] Wow we love this good Todomomo content

[Icy Hoe 11:56 PM] Are you sure about that?

[Snow White 11:56 PM] IVE NEVER BEEN MORE SURE OF ANYTHING IN MY LIFE

[Disco Queen 11:57 PM] EXCUSE ME EXCUSE ME BUT HECK IS N O T FRENCH YOU DOUCHEBAGUETTE

[Mama Momo 11:57 PM] wow French really is a beautiful language.

[Disco Queen 11:57 PM] why thank you Beauté Des Oeufs

[Disco Queen 11:57 PM] Beauté Des Oeufs means intelligent goddess in French

[Spicee Hoe Boy 11:57 PM] That means Egg Beauty you illiterate asshole

[Disco Queen 11:58 PM] PARDON MY FRENCH BUT FUCK YOU

[Diaper Baby 11:58 PM] I want to fertilize Momos eggs everyday.

[Icy Hoe changed Diaper Baby’s name to: Baise Brutale]

[Icy Hoe 11:58 PM] I know French too bitch.

[Paul Blart 11:58 PM] REFRAIN FROM CURSING

[Scotch Tape 11:59 PM] HECK YOU IIDA I DO WHAT I FRICKING WANT

[Mama Momo 11:59 PM] Sero can you please tape Minetas mouth shut for eternity.

[Spicee Hoe Boy 11:59 PM] Sero can you please watch your fucking language

[Scotch Tape 11:59 PM] Why of course Beauté Des Oeufs

[Calamari Danki 11:59 PM] Bakugou is a pretty beautiful egg. Wouldn’t you agree Kirishima, or should I say. M e a t m a n.

[Meat Man 12:00 AM] WELL WOULD YOU LOOK AT THE TIME ITS THE TIME I SCHEDULED FOR MY EARLIER MENTIONED FIRE APPOINTMENT GOODNIGHT EVERYONE TIME TO MEET UP WITH MY FIREOLOGIST

[2007 emo 12:00 AM] I need to sleep off all of my despair. Sweet dreams.

[Spicee Hoe Boy 12:00 AM] Fireologist??? Are you okay or do I need to send you to a hospital because of how fucking dumb you sound?

[Meat Man 12:00 AM] COULD YOU FOLLOW MY LEAD JUST FOR ONCE P L E A S E

[Furry 12:00 AM] CANT WE ALL JUST SLEEP LIKE GOOD CHILDREN

[Spicee Hoe Boy 12:00 AM] the only person I follow is myself.

[Calamari Danki 12:00 AM] Thats not what you said yesterday when you were praying next to your all might poster in your bedroom.

[Meat Man 12:00 AM] b i t c h and b i h did i really miss that?!?!?!?

[Spicee Hoe Boy 12:01 AM] I’m going to sleep now goodbye and I hope you all have nightmares.

[Uranus 12:01 AM] e x p o s e d

[Meat Man 12:01 AM] KNOCK KNOCK BAKUHOE ITS ME OPEN UP IM AT YOUR DOOR AND IM SCREAMING ABOUT IT PLEASE LIGHT ME ON FIRE

[Pepe 12:01 AM] l e m m e s m a s h

[Pepto Bismol 12:01 AM] MORE LIKE LEMME LIGHT MYSELF ON FIRE AM I RIGHT

[Uranus 12:01 AM] Kirishima wants to United States of smash Bakugou.

[Tentacle Boy 12:02 AM] Kirishima has entered Bakugou’s room

[Icy Hoe 12:02 AM] I’m going to sleep now goodnight

[Mama Momo 12:02 AM] Goodnight Todoroki!

[Calamari Danki 12:02 AM] GET IT KIRISHIMA

[Invisalign 12:02 AM] Ojirou and i are saying our goodnights now! ( ⓥωⓥ)

[Pepe 12:02 AM] how many secret relationships are there in this class?

[Pepto Bismol 12:03 AM] 6 if you count the teachers too! There’s Kiribaku, Izuocha, Kamijirou, Ojitooru, Todomomo, and EraserMic

[Pepto Bismol changed Pepto Bismol’s name to: Peppa Pig]

[Uranus changed Pepe’s name to: Kershoot]

[Icy Hoe 12:03 AM] okay wait but I’m back to say

E r a s e r m i c?

[Portable Speaker 12:03 AM] hold the hickity heckity hick heck up,,,,,,, ERASERMIC IS ACTUALLY A THING NOW???

[Calamari Danki 12:03 AM] KamiJirou e h???

[Mama Momo 12:04 AM] I HOPE ERASERMIC IS A THING ITS SO GOOD

[Portable Speaker loved “KamiJirou e h???”]

[Portable Speaker disliked “KamiJirou e h???’]

[Mama Momo 12:04 AM] What’s a Todomomo?

[Small Might 12:04 AM] Izuocha,,,,???????????????????? Who even ships that?? (*´-`*)

[Uranus 12:04 AM] me bitch

[Kershoot 12:04 AM] me bitch

[Uranus 12:04 AM] A Y E (☞◑ω◑)☞

[Kershoot 12:05 AM] AYEEEEE (☞◑ω◑)☞

[Small Might 12:05 AM] w HA URARAKA??

[Mama Momo 12:05 AM] WHATS A TODOMOMO????????????????????

[Icy Hoe 12:05 AM] Todo-Todoroki. Momo- Yaoyorozu Momo.

[Peppa Pig 12:05 AM] yah yeet

[Mama Momo 12:06 AM] thanks for the clarification Todoroki.

[Small Might 12:06 AM]  sO URARAKA CAN WE LIKE,,, TALK

[Uranus 12:06 AM] Yeah!

[Calamari Denki 12:06 AM] Midoriya got uraraka so now Todoroki has to slide into Yaomomo’s dm’s.

[Meat Man 12:07 AM] ive awoken from my,,, slumber to do one thing and one thing only 

[Meat Man sent 10 images] A/N they're all person below triple gay

[Calamari Danki 12:07 AM] by slumber do you mean sucking Bakugous face off.

[Meat Man 12:07 AM] HA GOTEM GET FUCKED KAMINARI

[Icy Hoe 12:08 AM] wow. Thirty gay. That’s a lot. Are you sure you like Jirou?

[Peppa Pig 12:08 AM] choose your answer carefully kaminari. Gyros are delicious

[Calamari Danki 12:08 AM] I may be triple gay. But I’m triple straight for Jirou.

[Portable Speaker 12:08 AM] the fuck you just call me you pink shit????

[Spicee Hoe Boy 12:08 AM] go off sis

[Peppa Pig 12:09 AM] jirou please punch me later because i need some time to let the fact that bakugou just said “go off sis” to really sink in. i need to treasure this while it lasts.

[Icy Hoe 12:09 AM] gO oFf SiS

[Peppa Pig 12:09 AM] IM SCREAMING NOW TODOROKI REPEATED IT IN THE FORM OF A STALE SPONGEBOB MEME

[Icy Hoe 12:09 AM] bitch who you callin stale. Have you seen your fashion taste?

[Spicee Hoe Boy 12:09 AM] I can confirm she’s screaming I hear her from in my dorm.

[Paul Blart 12:10 AM] TODOROKI SHOUTO DO NOT SPEAK TO PEOPLE THAT WAY

[Peppa Pig 12:10 AM] THE HELL DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY FASHION TASTE??? HAVE YOU EVER LOOKED IN A MIRROR???

[Icy Hoe 12:10 AM] UM I HAVE GREAT TASTE. MY OUTFITS DONT LOOK LIKE A 2008 SUV FROM LONG ISLAND.

[Peppa Pig 12:10 AM] MY OUTFITS DONT LOOK LIKE THEY CAME FROM A LITTLE OLD GRANDMA’S GARAGE SALE

[Icy Hoe 12:11 AM] AT LEAST MY HAIR DOESNT LOOK LIKE CHEWED UP BIG LEAGUE BUBBLE GUM FROM A CHILDRENS BASEBALL GAME

[Peppa Pig 12:11 AM] AT LEAST MY HAIR DOESNT LOOK LIKE A BRATTY INFANT TOOK A SHARPIE TO A KEN DOLL’S WEAVE

[Icy Hoe 12:11 AM] AT LEAST MY EYES DONT LOOK LIKE A MAGIC EIGHT BALL THAT YOU GET FROM A DOLLAR STORE BECAUSE MAMA COULDNT AFFORD A BARBIE DOLL

[Peppa Pig 12:11 AM] AT LEAST MY EYES DONT SCARE CHILDREN

[Peppa Pig 12:11 AM] oh wait

[Mama Momo 12:12 AM] I think Todoroki has pretty eyes?

[Peppa Pig 12:12 AM] AT LEAST I CANT BE CONSIDERED A BIG TIDDIE ANIME WAIFU

[Peppa Pig 12:12 AM] Momo whats your opinion on his big tiddie anime waifu potential

[Icy Hoe 12:12 AM] YEAH BUT YOU CAN BE CONSIDERED A PIG. OINK OINK BITCH. THEY DONT CALL YOU PEPPA FOR NO REASON

[Peppa Pig 12:12 AM] HUNTY I CALL MYSELF PEPPA BECAUSE SHES MY SLIM THICC QUEEN

[Mama Momo 12:13 AM] Big tiddie anime waifu potential???

[Icy Hoe 12:13 AM] Peppa is your slim thicc queen? Man you must have low standards.

[Peppa Pig 12:13 AM] oof that one got me gOOD

[Uranus 12:14 AM] A sister snapped.

[Meat Mean 12:14 AM] i forgot to mute this group and tHIS IS WHAT WE WAKE UP TO???

[Icy Hoe 12:14 AM] I’m not actually being serious Mina. I’m not t h a t mean. I have a reputation.

[Meat Man 12:14 AM] *I NOT WE

[Peppa Pig 12:14 AM] yeah mhmm todoroki you keep saying that

[Calamari Danki 12:14 AM] we as in Kirishima and Bakugou ;)

[Meat Man 12:15 AM] hey calamari i mean I NOT WE I MADE THAT CLEAR

[Icy Hoe 12:15 AM] I have a reputation

[Peppa Pig 12:15 AM] five peepee man reputation?

[Calamari Danki 12:15 AM] I’m sure Yaomomo wants all five of those peepees am I right (what have I done that has got me this far down this hell hole called life.)

[Peppa Pig 12:16 AM] ill take that as my cue to go to bed niGHT NYALL

[Mama Momo 12:16 AM] ME TOO GOODNIGHT

[Icy Hoe 12:16 AM] goodnight.

[Portable Speaker 12:16 AM] that was also kaminari’s cue to go to sleep so he’s saying goodnight RIGHT KAMINARI??

[Calamari Danki 12:16 AM] s w e e t d r e a m s

[Portable Speaker 12:16 AM] after he had sent that he had quickly realized that he should not have because he might not wake up the next morning

[Meat Man 12:17 AM] sweet dreams everyone

[Uranus 12:17 AM] good night everyone! See you guys tomorrow

[Kershoot 12:17 AM] if we wake up.

[Small Might 12:17 AM] i dont like how ominous that is

[Kershoot 12:18 AM] w h o o p s my bad.

[Small Might 12:18 AM] OKAY GOODNIGHT

[Kershoot 12:18 AM] goodnight, Midoriya.

 

Chapter Text

Monday 6:02 AM

[Spicee Hoe Boy 6:02 AM] wake up hoes it’s  time for school.

[Meat Man 6:02 AM] get up!!!! BEFORE I DRAG YOU ALL OUT OF BED ᕙ( •̀ ~ •́ )ᕗ

[Kershoot 6:02 AM] you sound like my dad.

[Icy Hoe 6:02 AM] Whats a dad?

[Tentacle Boy 6:03 AM] Endeavore

[Calamari Danki 6:03 AM] wow Todoroki that’s so sad. Jirou. Play despacito.

[Portable Speaker 6:03 AM] Play it yourself. You have it set up on alexa to only play despacito dont even lie

[Furry 6:03 AM] it’s too early for despacito.

[Calamari Danki 6:04 AM] I just wanted you to feel loved :/

[Portable Speaker 6:04 AM] who said i didnt feel loved??

[Uranus 6:04 AM] a w e just let him feel useful.

[Portable Speaker 6:04 AM] i mean i was going to say i feel loved by him but go off i guess

[2007 emo 6:04 AM] it’s too early for love.

[Invisalign 6:04 AM] yoUR MOMS TOO EARLY FOR LOVE

[Icy Hoe 6:05 AM] DONT GO IN THE MENS WASHROOM @ ALL MALES IN THIS GROUPCHAT. IM SERIOUS.

[Peppa Pig 6:05 AM] what about males not in this group chat?? Hmm and i thought you said you have a reputation

[Icy Hoe 6:05 AM] MINETA IS SHOWERING IN THERE RIGHT NOW SO THIS IS A SERIOUS WARNING

[Paul Blart 6:05 AM] what males wouldn’t be in this groupchat, Ashido?

[Peppa Pig 6:06 AM] THE GHOSTS OF 1-A DUH BE MORE SENTIMENTAL

[Furry 6:06 AM] no offense Mina but are you actually kidding me.

[Peppa Pig 6:06 AM] ghosts are real!!!!!!!!

[Baise Brutale 6:06 AM] okay Todoroki that’s r00d. I have the body of a Greek god.

[Invisalign 6:06 AM] when will you actually just be erased from existence you garbig creature

[Mama Momo 6:07 AM] I hated every thing about that sentence.

[Uranus 6:07 AM] Zeus is s h a k i n g

[Small Might 6:07 AM] I dont say things like this too often but mineta makes me want to hecking yeet myself onto the busy highway

[Spicee Hoe Boy 6:07 AM] do it coward. I dare you.

[Small Might 6:07 AM] k u know what kaachan i will and all of you will be jealous of me because i found an effective escape from mineta

[Icy Hoe 6:07 AM] sorry just got back from projectile vomiting over hearing Mineta compare himself to a Greek god.

[Mama Momo 6:08 AM] SHOUTO ARE YOU OKAY ARE YOU STILL VOMITING I CAN BRING SOUP.

[Calamari Danki 6:08 AM] I want soup I’m a hungry boi

[Portable Speaker 6:08 AM] e a t  m e yeehaw

[Baise Brutale 6:08 AM] eat me big papa yum yum

[Portable Speaker 6:08 AM] MIDORYIA MIND IF I TAG ALONG ON YOUR SUICIDE MAYBE JUMP INTO THAT BUSY HIGHWAY WITH YOU???  

[Spicee Hoe Boy 6:08 AM] I cant believe I read that with my own two eyes

[Icy Hoe 6:08 AM] I wish my mom would’ve poured boiling water on both of my eyes smh

[2007 emo 6:08 AM] bleach my eyes please.

[Peppa Pig 6:09 AM] *violent and distant sobbing and crying because she had to read that message*

[Paul Blart 6:09 AM] Todoroki are you okay? I’m always open to talking and making people feel better.

[Mama Momo 6:09 AM] I’ve never said this before really unless I thought that I had to. But please. Someone. Burn me alive. Immediately. I’m looking at you Todoroki.

[Scotch Tape 6:09 AM] OI BAKUGOU YOU HEARD MOMO CHOP CHOP AND BURN HER ALONG WITH THE ENTIRE BUILDING

[Furry 6:09 AM] Im gonna jump off of the fifth floor immediately.

[Invisalign 6:09 AM] the sad thing about being invisible is that you cant see the true despair on my face whenever mineta texts

[Kershoot 6:10 AM] End my suffering.

[Uranus 6:10 AM] I JUST SPIT MY ORANGE JUICE ALL OVER DEKU I C A N T HAGAKURE OH MY G O D

[Invisalign loved “I JUST SPIT MY ORANGE JUICE ALL OVER DEKU I C A N T HAGAKURE OH MY G O D”]

[Snow White 6:10 AM] I dont say things like this very often but id rather spend the rest of my life with bugs than have to see one of mineta’s texts again

[Baise Brutale 6:10 AM] I’m sad now.

[Icy Hoe 6:10 AM] play despacito then.

[Calamari Danki sent one images] A/N its a deep fried picture of Mineta that says respect women

[Calamari Danki 6:11 AM] I made us matching screensavers <3

[Portable Speaker 6:11 AM] wow that relationship was short

[Calamari Danki 6:11 AM] B A B E  N O

[2007 emo 6:11 AM] im playing despacito in your honor, Kaminari.

[Portable Speaker 6:11 AM] I cant believe you would save a picture of mineta on your phone even if it was for a meme. Thats what led to our downfall

[Mama Momo 6:11 AM] I can confirm Tokoyami is playing despacito for Kaminari.

[Icy Hoe 6:11 AM] BAKUGOU JUST WALKED OUT OF THE BUILDING AND IS TRYING TO WALK INTO ONGOING TRAFFIC AND IIDA AND KIRISHIMA ARE SPRINTING AFTER HIM PLEASE SEND HELP.

[Portable Speaker 6:12 AM] they can always let him keep walking

[Uranus 6:12 AM] goodbye second cup of orange juice. Goodbye Deku’s pants.

[Scotch Tape 6:12 AM] “ goodbye deku’s pants” ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ)

[Kershoot 6:12 AM] AIZAWA HAS WALKED INTO THE COMMON ROOM AND IMMEDIATELY WALKED OUT AFTER SEEING THE ORANGE JUICE. HES ALREADY DONE AND SCHOOL HASNT EVEN BEGUN YET

[Peppa Pig 6:12 AM] I dont blame him it wasnt a pretty sight

[Furry 6:12 AM] it came out of her nose.

[Invisalign 6:13 AM] y u m

[Paul Blart 6:13 AM] JIROU YOU DONT TELL PEOPLE TO KEEP GOING WHEN THEY WALK INTO TRAFFIC.

[Portable Speaker 6:13 AM] let me put it like this. If he could find the route to safety away from mineta, then shouldnt we have let him keep going?

[Uranus 6:13 AM] third cup gone. I’m so sorry Izuku.

[Small Might 6:13 AM] maybe i should sit farther away?

[Icy Hoe 6:14 AM] Midoriya is just. Orange.

[Scotch Tape 6:14 AM] orange broccoli

[Calamari Danki 6:14 AM] SERO

[Calamari Danki 6:14 AM] DID YOU JUST COMPARE MIDORIYA TO BROCCOLI???

[Kershoot 6:14 AM] Midoriya is very sweet and kind and shouldn’t be compared to that mistake of a vegetable.

[Small Might changed Small Might’s name to: Orange Broccoli]

[Kershoot 6:15 AM] why do that to yourself Midoriya.

[Orange Broccoli 6:15 AM] how dare you my mom was a broccoli

[Calamari Danki 6:15 AM] I think it’s time.

[Calamari Danki 6:15 AM] despacito time.

[Portable Speaker 6:15 AM] hell yeah it is

[Mama Momo 6:15 AM] every time is despacito time you heathen.

[Calamari Danki 6:15 AM] awe I’m glad I taught momo about memes this makes me happy! I feel like a proud dad :’)

[Portable Speaker 6:16 AM] oh uh speaking of you being a proud dad…..

[Portable Speaker 6:16 AM] i uh,,,,

[Calamari Danki 6:16 AM] no. It’s too early for this, Kyouka.

[Portable Speaker 6:16 AM] i went ahead and found a pet rock you might like. I thought he might make you proud one day

[Baise Brutale 6:17 AM] d a d d y

[Portable Speaker 6:17 AM] one day i’ll say ill kill him and i wont be joking around today might actually be that day

[Icy Hoe 6:17 AM] Im going to throw up my Frosted Flakes.

[Furry 6:17 AM] I thought we couldn’t leave trash around the common room yet here we are.

[Peppa Pig 6:17 AM] rip uraraka’s orange juice and deku’s uniform a g a i n

[Uranus 6:17 AM] FOURTH CUP.

[Uranus 6:17 AM] literally I could barely afford my own uniform I really don’t know how I can afford to buy Midoriya a new one and I’m gonna have a mental breakdown soon so call Recovery Girl.

[Orange Broccoli 6:18 AM] At this point I’ve grown used to the orange juice. It smells quite nice and it tastes good so,,, im fine with this uniform

[Kershoot 6:18 AM] HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING URARAKAS SPITTY ORANGE JUICE OFF OF YOUR B O D Y???

[2007 emo 6:18 AM] k i n k y

[Orange Broccoli 6:18 AM] I SWEAR ITS NOT WHAT IT SEEMS WHE HAD NO NAPKINS AROUND US SO I HAD NO OTHER WAY TO CLEAN UP

[Mama Momo 6:18 AM] I COULD HAVE MADE NAPKINS. MY QUIRK IS LITERALLY CREATION.

[Icy Hoe 6:19 AM] Midoriya,,,, I cant look at you the same,,,,

[Orange Broccoli 6:19 AM] WE PANICKED

[Spicee Hoe Boy 6:19 AM] I was gone. For like. 17 minutes. And this is what happens.

[Portable Speaker 6:19 AM] oh hey boom boy how was your suicide attempt?

[Spicee Hoe Boy 6:19 AM] 10/10 would do again.

[Meat Man 6:20 AM] N O YOU CANT SAY THINGS LIKE THAT BRO

[Paul Blart 6:20 AM] Kirishima and I definitely got a workout. Also never knew Bakugou could run so f a s t.

[Meat Man 6:20 AM] his agility and speed are quite terrifying

[Calamari Danki 6:20 AM] fast like s o n i c

[Meat Man disliked “fast like s o n i c”]

[Spicee Hoe Boy 6:20 AM] Todoroki I hear your emo music from here turn it d o w n

[Peppa Pig 6:20 AM] let him have!!!! His emo music!!!! Its the only way!!!!! He can express himself!!!!!

[Icy Hoe 6:20 AM] ive heard your Spotify playlist buddy. Ive got nothing on you.

[Spicee Hoe Boy 6:20 AM] I hate you.

[Meat Man 6:20 AM] Wait has anyone heard my spotify playlist?

[Calamari Danki 6:21 AM] i have heard Bakugous music taste and his is edgy and punk and actually pretty good.

[Calamari Danki 6:21 AM] I have Kirishima and you literally have songs that talk about boys and men and now I can tell why. Because you wanna get a piece of Bakugou.

[Meat Man 6:21 AM] HEY KAMINARI SHUT UP THANKSSS

[Furry 6:21 AM] Sorry to be a buzzkill but we should probably start walking to school???? Considering it takes five minutes and Aizawa will kill us if we aren’t there by 6:30.

[Invisalign 6:21 AM] yOU SHOULD START WALKING TO SCHOOL

[Tentacle Boy 6:21 AM] Thicc daddy aizawa will vore us

[Baise Brutale 6:22 AM] god I hope so.

[Meat Man 6:22 AM] IM NOT SURE HOW MUCH MORE MINETA I CAN TAKE I THINK IM REACHING A LIMIT

[Paul Blart 6:22 AM] please don’t call Aizawa Daddy….. Ever……

[Mama Momo 6:22 AM] that’s a hard agree. …

[Portable Speaker 6:22 AM] why not iida-kun~ uwu

[Mama Momo 6:22 AM] it’s times like these when I wonder why you are my best friend.

[Portable Speaker 6:23 AM] i always wonder that

[Furry 6:23 AM] has anyone started walking yet????? Because there isn’t a lot of people here.

[Furry 6:23 AM] the only people here are Todoroki, Iida (shocking), Bakugou, Tsu, Kouda, Satou, Shoji, Hagakure, and Mineta.

[Paul Blart 6:23 AM] Me being here is shocking?

[Icy Hoe 6:23 AM] it’s called being sarcastic, Iida.

[Paul Blart 6:24 AM] o h

[Meat Man 6:24 AM] kaminari and i are fast walking our way over

[Portable Speaker 6:24 AM] oh crap i gotta blast too

[Orange Broccoli 6:24 AM] after finally fixing up my uniform, uraraka, mina, and i are also fast walking our way over

[Calamari Danki 6:24 AM] Guys if we don’t get there soon Aizawa is gonna vore us whole

[Uranus 6:24 AM] THIS IS ALL MY FAULT DEKU. I KEPT SPITTING MY JUICE ON YOU

[Orange Broccoli 6:24 AM] no no!!! Its okay!!!! Aizawa saw it happening so he knows what happened

[Disco Queen 6:25 AM] I’m finally here!! Did anyone miss me??

[Portable Speaker 6:25 AM] hey todoroki

[Portable Speaker 6:25 AM] wheres momo??

[Icy Hoe 6:25 AM] I talked to her earlier and I think she’s on her way?

[Mama Momo 6:25 AM] I AM S P R I N T I N G

[Meat Man 6:25 AM] this is great and all but where the hell is sero and tokoyami

[2007 emo 6:25 AM] I’m walking up to campus n o t on my phone so I can make it there on time unlike some people *cough* Kirishima.

[Scotch Tape 6:26 AM] time to make a 5 minute walk a 4 minute walk

[Mama Momo 6:26 AM] I MADE IT IN A MINUTE PLEASE GIVE ME A ROUND OF APPLAUSE IVE NEVER RAN SO FAST IN MY LIFE OH MY G O S H

[Mama Momo 6:26 AM] please someone get me water

[Portable Speaker 6:26 AM] MINETA SIT YOUR ASS DOWN AND STOP CLAPPING FOR MOMO I FUCKING SWEAR ON YOUR LIFE

[Baise Brutale 6:26 AM] IM BEING SUPPORTIVE UNLIKE ALL OF YOU

[Furry 6:26 AM] we are supporting her in silence.

[Kershoot 6:27 AM] I don’t need to stand up and scream to support my friends.

[Scotch Tape 6:27 AM] pardon my french but i think its time i use my hECKING QUIRK TO GET THERE ON TIME

[Disco Queen 6:27 AM] YOU DOUCHEBAGUETTE HECK IS NOT FRENCH

[Icy Hoe 6:27 AM] why are men so obsessed with momo I don’t understand

[Scotch Tape changed Disco Queen’s name to: Douchebaguette]

[Uranus 6:27 AM] cruel

[Douchebaguette 6:28 AM] at least he knows his French now

[Spicee Hoe Boy 6:28 AM] DOUCHEBAGUETTE ISNT EVEN FRENCH

[Douchebaguette 6:28 AM] SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE HAS NEVER HAD A FRENCH LESSON BEFORE

[Spicee Hoe Boy 6:28 AM] I’m going to blow up everyone in this groupchat starting with Aoyama first and Todoroki second.

[Meat Man 6:28 AM] ummmm as interesting as that sounds bakubro,, could i be spared??

[Icy Hoe 6:28 AM] I did…. nothing????

[Spicee Hoe boy 6:29 AM] number one: Kirishima you created this monstrosity so you can’t be spared and number two: Todoroki you existed so.

[Paul Blart 6:29 AM] AIZAWA COMES IN ONE MINUTE AND UNLESS YOU ALL WANT TO GET YOUR PHONES TAKEN AWAY I SUGGEST YOU PICK THEM UP BEFORE I DO

[Scotch Tape 6:29 AM] IM HERE IM HERE THANK HECK

[Meat Man 6:29 AM] i have one last thing to say before i put my phone up and that is: I’ll convince you to spare me later Boom Boy ;)

[Spicee Hoe Boy 6:30 AM] I hate you, Kirishima.

 

Monday 11:30 AM

[Meat Man 11:30 AM] Im honestly surprised everyone made it on time i thought for sure today would be the day aizawa finally let loose and vored

[Tentacle Boy 11:30 AM] v o r e

[Scotch Tape 11:31 AM] WHO THE HELL IS BLASTING DESPACITO IN THE CAFETERIA

[Furry 11:31 AM] take a guess.

[Calamari Danki 11:31 AM] m e

[Portable Speaker 11:31 AM] yeAH BOI

[Icy Hoe 11:31 AM] I have a headache so can we please just turn it down A T I N Y BIT

[Portable Speaker 11:32 AM] AYO DJ YOU HEARD THE BOY TURN IT UP LOUDER

[Baise Brutale 11:32 AM] despacito is my favorite song currently s o you guys are helping me cope with my teasing and depression.

[Portable Speaker 11:32 AM] AYO DJ YOU HEARD THE BOY TURN IT D O W N

[Uranus 11:32 AM] Mineta just wanted the despacito. But the dj has other plans.

[Meat Man 11:32 AM] This is so sad. Kaminari, play despacito

[Kershoot 11:32 AM] I have a song request that even Aizawa would love

[Calamari Danki 11:32 AM] YOUVE GOT IT KIRISHIMA

[Kershoot 11:32 AM] kidzbop.

[Kershoot 11:32 AM] please let me bop to kidzbop.

[Tentacle Boy 11:33 AM] You uncultured swine. Play some Eminem.

[2007 emo 11:33 AM] beyonce.

[Spicee Hoe Boy 11:33 AM] beyonce?

[Meat Man 11:33 AM] beyonce.

[Meat Man 11:33 AM] Maybe beyonce could be our always

[Mama Momo 11:33 AM] I’m mentally applauding you Kirishima.

[Meat Man 11:33 AM] i saw my opportunity and i grabbed it before it slipped through my fingers

[Uranus 11:33 AM] good job kirishima.

[Paul Blart 11:33 AM] THAT WAS A BOOK REFERENCE  

[Furry 11:34 AM] y e s g o o d j o b!!! You are s o smart!

[Meat Man 11:34 AM] is it?? Bad??? That im actually?? About to cry??? From all this praise??? This is more love??? Than i ever get???

[Paul Blart 11:34 AM] it’s okay to cry kirishima. Don’t be afraid to cry in front of your friends. It still makes you valid.

[Meat Man 11:34 AM] im like 99.98% sure that if i cry in front of bakugou he’ll blow half of my face off

[Uranus 11:34 AM] papa Iida

[Kershoot loved “ papa Iida” ]

[Icy Hoe loved “ papa Iida” ]

[Invisalign loved “ papa Iida” ]

[Peppa Pig loved “ papa Iida” ]

[Baise Brutale loved “ papa Iida” ]

[Mama Momo liked “ papa Iida” ]

[Meat Man liked “ papa Iida” ]

[2007 emo liked “ papa Iida” ]

[Furry loved “ papa Iida” ]

[Snow White liked “papa Iida” ]

[Uranus 11:35 AM] wow I feel popular.

[Sugar Daddy loved “ papa Iida” ]

[Calamari Danki emphasized “ papa Iida” ]

[Orange Broccoli liked “papa Iida” ]

[Douchebaguette loved “ papa Iida” ]

[Spicee Hoe Boy disliked “ papa Iida” ]

[Scotch Tape liked “ papa Iida” ]

[Spicee Hoe Boy 11:35 AM] w h y

[Mama Momo 11:35 AM] Mama Momo and Papa Iida.

[Calamari Danki 11:35 AM] okay iida back off of todorokis girl.

[Paul Blart 11:35 AM] I’m okay being alone thank you.

[Meat Man 11:36 AM] pardon my french but damn iida

[Icy Hoe 11:36 AM] whywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhy

[Douchebaguette 11:36 AM] KIRISHIMA YOU DOUCHEBAGUETTE DAMN IS NOT FRENCH

[Uranus 11:36 AM] is Todoroki jealous? ;)

[Icy Hoe 11:36 AM] WHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHY

[Meat Man 11:36 AM] bakugou forcibly told me to tell todoroki to suffer

[Mama Momo 11:36 AM] Why did you bring this up yesterday, Jirou because all this has brought me is pain and suffering.

[Portable Speaker 11:37 AM] an arm for an arm mama

[Portable Speaker 11:37 AM] you jab at me for me and kaminari then I jab at you for you and todoroki

[Mama Momo 11:37 AM] okay I’m allowed because you and Kaminari are dating and Todoroki and I are aren’t so this isn’t fair.

[Portable Speaker 11:37 AM] ARENT DATING YOU SAY HUH??? TELL THAT TO BEHIND THE SCHOOL

[Mama Momo 11:37 AM] e x c u s e m e

[Kershoot 11:37 AM] I’m not sure what you mean Jirou, please clarify ;)))

[Portable Speaker 11:38 AM] gladly! You know when a couple wants to secretly,,, spend time together they go behind the school? Well todomomo is no exception to that :)

[Icy Hoe 11:38 AM] and what proof do you have?

[Portable Speaker 11:38 AM] Momo actually told me because we're besties

[Uranus 11:38 AM] spill the beans

[Kershoot 11:38 AM] SPILL THE BEANS

[Portable Speaker 11:38 AM] nah guys thats mtv exclusive shit right there

[Baise Brutale 11:38 AM] PLEASE TELL ME I HAVE MY REASONS JUST TELL ME IN EXPLICIT DETAIL

[Portable Speaker 11:39 AM] GREAT NOW NO ONE GETS TO KNOW

[Furry 11:39 AM] please leave Mineta

[Mama Momo 11:39 AM] I mean if they have to learn about Todomomo behind the school I guess they’d be okay learning about Kamijirou in the common room the other day ;)

[Calamari Danki 11:39 AM] JIROU WHAT HAVE YOU STARTED

[Portable Speaker 11:39 AM] WOW THIS IS ONE THICC HECK KAMINARI PLAY DESPACITO

[Spicee Hoe Boy 11:39 AM] oh no now I’m invested

[Meat Man 11:39 AM] wow all these lives being ruined is so sad. Bakugou play despacito

[Icy Hoe 11:39 AM] WHY WOULD YOU TALK ABOUT BEHIND THE SCHOOL

[Spicee Hoe Boy 11:39 AM] anything for you, Babe ;)

[Spicee Hoe Boy 11:39 AM] THAT WAS KAMINARI NOT ME NO N O

[Calamari Danki 11:40 AM] It’s okay to be gay.

[Paul Blart emphasized “Its okay to be gay.” ]

[Paul Blart 11:40 AM] we all support you here!

[Meat Man 11:40 AM] I REFUSE TO BELIEVE BAKUGOU TYPED THAT DONT EVEN TRY ME KAMINARI

[Portable Speaker 11:40 AM] wow i can almost smell kaminari’s burnt flesh already

[Uranus 11:40 AM] you know I thought I wouldn’t spill anything else on Deku today, but oh boy was I wrong.

[2007 emo 11:40 AM] water. Everywhere.

[Kershoot 11:40 AM] and Kirishima and Iida thought this groupchat would be a good idea

[Orange Broccoli 11:41 AM] I’m just a soggy broccoli now

[Uranus changed Orange Broccoli’s name to: Soggy Broccoli]

[Uranus 11:41 AM] I think this suits you more now  

[Kershoot 11:41 AM] this is so sad

[Kershoot 11:41 AM] Kaminari. Play despacito.

[Calamari Danki 11:41 AM] you ask. I deliver.

[Calamari Danki 11:41 AM] Sí, sabes que ya llevo un rato mirándote
Tengo que bailar contigo hoy (DY)
Vi que tu mirada ya estaba llamándome
Muéstrame el camino que yo voy (Oh)
Tú, tú eres el imán y yo soy el metal
Me voy acercando y voy armando el plan
Solo con pensarlo se acelera el pulso (Oh yeah)
Ya, ya me está gustando más de lo normal
Todos mis sentidos van pidiendo más
Esto hay que tomarlo sin ningún apuro
Despacito
Quiero respirar tu cuello despacito
Deja que te diga cosas al oído
Para que te acuerdes si no estás conmigo
Despacito
Quiero desnudarte a besos despacito
Firmo en las paredes de tu laberinto
Y hacer de tu cuerpo todo un manuscrito (sube, sube, sube)
(Sube, sube)
Quiero ver bailar tu pelo
Quiero ser tu ritmo
Que le enseñes a mi boca
Tus lugares favoritos (favoritos, favoritos baby)
Déjame sobrepasar tus zonas de peligro
Hasta provocar tus gritos
Y que olvides tu apellido (Diridiri, dirididi Daddy)
Si te pido un beso ven dámelo
Yo sé que estás pensándolo
Llevo tiempo intentándolo
Mami, esto es dando y dándolo
Sabes que tu corazón conmigo te hace bom, bom
Sabes que esa beba está buscando de mi bom, bom
Ven prueba de mi boca para ver cómo te sabe
Quiero, quiero, quiero ver cuánto amor a ti te cabe
Yo no tengo prisa, yo me quiero dar el viaje
Empecemos lento, después salvaje
Pasito a pasito, suave suavecito
Nos vamos pegando poquito a poquito
Cuando tú me besas con esa destreza
Veo que eres malicia con delicadeza
Pasito a pasito, suave suavecito
Nos vamos pegando, poquito a poquito
Y es que esa belleza es un rompecabezas
Pero pa montarlo aquí tengo la pieza
Despacito
Quiero respirar tu cuello despacito
Deja que te diga cosas al oído
Para que te acuerdes si no estás conmigo
Despacito
Quiero desnudarte a besos despacito
Firmo en las paredes de tu laberinto
Y hacer de tu cuerpo todo un manuscrito (sube, sube, sube)
(Sube, sube)
Quiero ver bailar tu pelo
Quiero ser tu ritmo
Que le enseñes a mi boca
Tus lugares favoritos (favoritos, favoritos baby)
Déjame sobrepasar tus zonas de peligro
Hasta provocar tus gritos
Y que olvides tu apellido
Despacito
Vamos a hacerlo en una playa en Puerto Rico
Hasta que las olas griten "¡ay, bendito!"
Para que mi sello se quede contigo
Pasito a pasito, suave suavecito
Nos vamos pegando, poquito a poquito
Que le enseñes a mi boca
Tus lugares favoritos (favoritos, favoritos baby)
Pasito a pasito, suave suavecito
Nos vamos pegando, poquito a poquito
Hasta provocar tus gritos
Y que olvides tu apellido (DY)
Despacito

[Meat Man emphasised “Sí, sabes que ya llevo un rato mirándote

Tengo que bailar contigo hoy (DY)

Vi que tu mirada ya estaba llamándome

Muéstrame el camino que yo voy (Oh)

Tú, tú eres el imán y yo soy el metal

Me voy acercando y voy armando el plan

Solo con pensarlo se acelera el pulso (Oh yeah)

Ya, ya me está gustando más de lo normal

Todos mis sentidos van pidiendo más

Esto hay que tomarlo sin ningún apuro

Despacito

Quiero respirar tu cuello despacito

Deja que te diga cosas al oído

Para que te acuerdes si no estás conmigo

Despacito

Quiero desnudarte a besos despacito

Firmo en las paredes de tu laberinto

Y hacer de tu cuerpo todo un manuscrito (sube, sube, sube)

(Sube, sube)

Quiero ver bailar tu pelo

Quiero ser tu ritmo

Que le enseñes a mi boca

Tus lugares favoritos (favoritos, favoritos baby)

Déjame sobrepasar tus zonas de peligro

Hasta provocar tus gritos

Y que olvides tu apellido (Diridiri, dirididi Daddy)

Si te pido un beso ven dámelo

Yo sé que estás pensándolo

Llevo tiempo intentándolo

Mami, esto es dando y dándolo

Sabes que tu corazón conmigo te hace bom, bom

Sabes que esa beba está buscando de mi bom, bom

Ven prueba de mi boca para ver cómo te sabe

Quiero, quiero, quiero ver cuánto amor a ti te cabe

Yo no tengo prisa, yo me quiero dar el viaje

Empecemos lento, después salvaje

Pasito a pasito, suave suavecito

Nos vamos pegando poquito a poquito

Cuando tú me besas con esa destreza

Veo que eres malicia con delicadeza

Pasito a pasito, suave suavecito

Nos vamos pegando, poquito a poquito

Y es que esa belleza es un rompecabezas

Pero pa montarlo aquí tengo la pieza

Despacito

Quiero respirar tu cuello despacito

Deja que te diga cosas al oído

Para que te acuerdes si no estás conmigo

Despacito

Quiero desnudarte a besos despacito

Firmo en las paredes de tu laberinto

Y hacer de tu cuerpo todo un manuscrito (sube, sube, sube)

(Sube, sube)

Quiero ver bailar tu pelo

Quiero ser tu ritmo

Que le enseñes a mi boca

Tus lugares favoritos (favoritos, favoritos baby)

Déjame sobrepasar tus zonas de peligro

Hasta provocar tus gritos

Y que olvides tu apellido

Despacito

Vamos a hacerlo en una playa en Puerto Rico

Hasta que las olas griten "¡ay, bendito!"

Para que mi sello se quede contigo

Pasito a pasito, suave suavecito

Nos vamos pegando, poquito a poquito

Que le enseñes a mi boca

Tus lugares favoritos (favoritos, favoritos baby)

Pasito a pasito, suave suavecito

Nos vamos pegando, poquito a poquito

Hasta provocar tus gritos

Y que olvides tu apellido (DY)

Despacito”]

 

[Furry 11:42 AM] is that. The lyrics to despacito?

[Kershoot 11:42 AM] I mean I did ask for despacito.

[2007 emo 11:42 AM] Kaminari what have you done???

[Calamari Danki 11:42 AM] gods work

[Portable Speaker 11:42 AM] nut

[Icy Hoe 11:42 AM] I never want to hear despacito again

[Mama Momo 11:42 AM] I actually am choking

[Spicee Hoe Boy 11:43 AM] both Kaminari and Kirishima are dead to me.

[Calamari Danki 11:43 AM] but bakubro you cant leave me. Where will I get the math answers from?!?!?!?

[Meat Man 11:43 AM] thats not what you said last night bakuhoe

[Spicee Hoe Boy 11:43 AM] yes but that’s what I’m saying right now bitch.

[Meat Man 11:43 AM] that’s so sad kaminari play despacito

[Uranus 11:43 AM] the “bitch” seems a bit unnecessary

[Icy Hoe 11:43 AM] I SWEAR TO GOD IF ANYONE PLAYS DESPACITO AGAIN IM SETTING THIS BUILDING ON FIRE

[Portable Speaker 11:44 AM] too late

[Mama Momo 11:44 AM] i would rather not die so please don’t set the building on fire

[Paul Blart 11:44 AM] I’m afraid you can’t set the building on fire

[Peppa Pig 11:44 AM] oh man todoroki! That’s so sad! Hagakure, play redbone

[Invisalign 11:44 AM] stay woke i guess

[Baise Brutale 11:44 AM] I’d bone the color red if I had to.

[Meat Man 11:44 AM] mineta actually said something relatable for once

[Kershoot 11:45 AM] Kirishima and Momo watch out. He wants to bone the color red and you guys both wear red religiously

[Calamari Danki 11:45 AM] you’d bone Todorokis left side?

[Soggy Broccoli 11:45 AM] RIP Todoroki’s left side. I guess he hates it more than ever now

[Calamari Danki 11:45 AM] wow it looks like Momo, Mineta, and Bakugou all have something in common ;)

[Peppa Pig 11:45 AM] im just glad im a shade lighter than red

[Spicee Hoe Boy 11:45 AM] I fucking hate this school

[Baise Brutale 11:46 AM] Dont assume you are safe Mina

[Icy Hoe 11:46 AM] I can end it all here right now

[Peppa Pig 11:46 AM] is dying your skin a thing that you can do?

[Furry 11:46 AM] what’s the quickest way to kill someone. I’m asking for a friend

[2007 emo 11:46 AM] the friend is me

[Soggy Broccoli 11:48 AM] i would assume it would be something like a gunshot to the head or heart considering how fast the bullet would go. Stabbing would take too long but maybe if you go for the vital parts it would be quick. Overdose would be way too slow to kill you unless it would be a tranq or something. Possibly someone’s quirk could be powerful enough to kill you in an instant but im not sure what that quirk would be. Maybe something like “kills with the snap of your fingers” however thats way too powerful. My conclusion is a gunshot. Now what type of gun is a whole different analysis

[Calamari Danki 11:48 AM] I feel like if Midoriyas quirk never developed this was the route he would have taken.

[Uranus loved “I feel like if Midoriyas quirk never developed this was the route he would have taken.” ]

[Uranus 11:48 AM] I CANT BREATHE

[Spicee Hoe Boy 11:48 AM] and I thought I had issues

[Kershoot 11:48 AM] yes 119 this text here

[Icy Hoe 11:48 AM] are we safe?

[Paul Blart 11:48 AM] should we alert All Might???

[Furry 11:48 AM] I’ve never seen this side of Midoriya before.

[Soggy Broccoli 11:49 AM] IM SORRY I RAMBLED AGAIN JHKLERIJKVLJLVJ

[2007 emo 11:49 AM] Suddenly I want a room change.

[Soggy Broccoli 11:49 AM] NO WAIT IM NOT LIKE THAT IM SORRY I WOULD NEVER HURT ANYONE IF THEYRE INNOCENT

[Icy Hoe 11:49 AM] You invited me to spar with you later. I’m not sure how I feel now.

[Soggy Broccoli 11:49 AM] NO TODOROKI I WOULDNT HURT YOU LIKE THAT WHAT I TYPED WAS A MISTAKE AHHHHHHHH

[Calamari Danki 11:49 AM] you can always spar with Momo, Todoroki ;) right Jirou???

[Portable Speaker 11:49 AM] hey kaminari shut your actual mouth

[Calamari Danki 11:50 AM] can’t believe you’d speak to your boyfriend like that.

[Portable Speaker 11:50 AM] HEY KAMINARI SHUT YOUR ACTUAL MOUTH

[Mama Momo 11:50 AM] wow I wouldn’t talk to my boyfriend like that

[Portable Speaker 11:50 AM] OKAY I SEE HOW IT IS. NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME TO KEEP QUIET ABOUT YOUR MAKE OUT SESSIONS WITH TODOROKI I WONT

[Uranus 11:50 AM] Todoroki just spat his Soba Noodles across the table and is currently choking.

[Peppa Pig 11:50 AM] LOOKS LIKE TODORKI IS TODOWOKEKI

[Kershoot 11:51 AM] todochokei

[Portable Speaker 11:51 AM] sorry sis             乁༼☯‿☯✿༽ㄏ

[Icy Hoe 11:51 AM] WHAT EXACTLY WAS SAID

[Mama Momo 11:51 AM] this was a terrible idea

[Portable Speaker 11:51 AM] an arm for an arm mama

[Icy Hoe 11:51 AM] I now know why Jirou was down to changing my name to Hoe.

[Uranus 11:52 AM] goodbye innocence.

[Furry 11:52 AM] nows a perfect time for me to walk back to the classroom and d i e.

[Invisalign 11:52 AM] hey ojirou please dont die that would be very sad

[Calamari Danki 11:52 AM] Now playing: Despacito

[Invisalign 11:52 AM] i had to do it for the meme im sorry ojirou

[Furry 11:52 AM] sorry gotta blast

[Kershoot 11:53 AM] I didn’t know we had the Jimmy Neutron!!!

[Peppa Pig 11:53 AM] didn’t momo say something earlier like “if you expose my relationship ill expose yours jirou” some vague threat like that~

[Mama Momo 11:53 AM] Whats a relationship

[Icy Hoe 11:53 AM] oh my god I’m just gonna stab myself

[Peppa Pig 11:53 AM] MOMO PLEASE SPILL KAMIJIROU TEA

[Uranus 11:54 AM] okay but we know they are dating so that’s old tea

[Calamari Danki 11:54 AM] I’ll write a book for you Mina ;)

[Kershoot 11:54 AM] I cant wait for all of you to get royally vored by all might

[Portable Speaker 11:54 AM] im just kinda,,, giving up on denying now,,,,

[Mama Momo 11:54 AM] me too,,,,,,

[Invisalign 11:54 AM] YAH YEET

[Sugar Daddy 11:55 AM] hi im getting lost if youre in a relationship with someone in this class please sPEAK UP

[Mama Momo 11:55 AM] yes

[Calamari Danki 11:55 AM] yah yeet yes

[Invisalign 11:55 AM] (* >ω<)

[Furry 11:55 AM] you know what’s cool?

[Furry 11:55 AM] WALKING TO CLASS LIKE A GOOD CHILD

[Peppa Pig 11:56 AM] hmm why isnt midoriya or kirishima speaking up~

[Calamari Danki 11:56 AM] because Kiri is busy getting that dicc

[Spicee Hoe Boy 11:56 AM] WE ARE SITTING AT THE SAME TABLE YOU ELECTRICAL WIRE

[Meat Man 11:56 AM] IM SPEAKING UP NOW MINA

[Uranus 11:56 AM] Midoriya, Iida, Todoroki, and I are walking to class like we are supposed to be so we can’t respond a lot but I can confirm the good kush.

[Portable Speaker 11:57 AM] does this mean we can all openly flirt IF YOURE IN A RELATIONSHIP

[Calamari Danki 11:57 AM] Waddup hot stuff nice wires ;) <3

[Portable Speaker 11:57 AM] you’re lucky i actually like you and find you a t t r a c t i v e

[Mama Momo 11:57 AM] I agreed with Mineta. That’s it.

[Soggy Broccoli 11:57 AM] i just really like uraraka’s hair and i hope she’s not scared of me after my ramble

[Spicee Hoe Boy 11:57 AM] THE BITCH IS FLOATING AROUND THE CLASSROOM

[Meat Man 11:58 AM] hey bakugou you can explode me any day ;)

[Spicee Hoe Boy 11:58 AM] i

[Spicee Hoe Boy 11:58 AM] n o

[Douchebaguette 11:58 AM] https://youtu.be/pCNOXfBeV4E

[Icy Hoe 11:58 AM] hey mom? I’m calling for round two.

[2007 emo 11:58 AM] why Aoyama?

[Douchebaguette 11:59 AM] It reminded me of Present Mic

[2007 emo 11:59 AM] I understand now

[Meat Man 11:59 AM] you would not believe your eyes

[Meat Man 11:59 AM] if 10 million fireflies

[Furry 11:59 AM] you never said we couldn’t block peoples contacts

[Meat Man 11:59 AM] PLEASE NO BLOCKING OR ELSE I WILL PESTER YOU IRL

[Furry 11:59 AM] be glad that I actually care about you guys.

[Soggy Broccoli 11:59 AM] not to sound like iida but class is about to start guys

[Paul Blart 11:59 AM] should I be offended?

[Calamari Danki 12:00 PM] yes




Monday 7:17 PM

[Calamari Danki 7:17 PM] SOMEONE PLEASE SEND HELP ITS URGENT

[Portable Speaker 7:17 PM] I’m with him. It’s not urgent.

[Meat Man 7:17 PM] WHAT BRO

[Calamari Danki 7:17 PM] IM MAKING SOME INSTANT RAMEN AND I DROPPED THE FLAVOR PACKET IN THE WATER

[Spicee Hoe Boy 7:17 PM] just grab it coward

[2007 emo 7:17 PM] if you burn you burn

[Icy Hoe 7:17 PM] I’m an expert on boiling hot water.

[Portable Speaker 7:17 PM] i told him to just drop a few ice cubes in the pot so he can grab the packet but he wont listen

[Mama Momo 7:18 PM] Do we need to speak, Shouto?

[Calamari Danki 7:18 PM] THEN THE NOODLES WILL BE COLD

[Portable Speaker 7:18 PM] then eat the packet with the noodles when the ramen is done

[Spicee Hoe Boy 7:18 PM] maybe if he touches the boiling water he’d fry like a toaster in water.

[Portable Speaker 7:18 PM] thats a very good thought bakugou. Denki you should try it

[Spicee Hoe Boy 7:18 PM] Thats what I’m saying. One time won’t hurt.

[Meat Man 7:18 PM] IF YOU ARENT A COWARD THEN YOU WOULD REACH INTO THE WATER AND GRAB THE PACKET

[Paul Blart 7:19 PM] I WONT ALLOW PEOPLE TO BE FRIED ON THIS CAMPUS

[Calamari Danki 7:19 PM] idk I think it’s kind of iconic to die trying to fish out a ramen noodle packet.

[Uranus 7:19 PM] I cant BREATHE

[Paul Blart 7:19 PM] I know cpr

[Portable Speaker 7:19 PM] it is iconic and i want to be the one to witness it

[Kershoot 7:19 PM] I’m coming downstairs to witness this.

[Soggy Broccoli 7:19 PM] how would boiling water be different from regular water? If he can take showers then he wont be a hecking toaster in water

[Icy Hoe 7:19 PM] I can show you the difference. It feels great on your skin.

[Invisalign 7:19 PM] TODOROKI I C A N T

[Uranus 7:20 PM] yaomomo control your boyfriend

[Mama Momo 7:20 PM] I can not do that.

[Tentacle Boy 7:20 PM] vore him coward

[Calamari Danki 7:20 PM] I GOT THE PACKET

[Portable Speaker 7:20 PM] it was literally the hottest thing ive ever seen him do. He shoved his hand in the water and snatched the packet by the weave

[Icy Hoe 7:20 PM] boiling water is very hot yes. I have. Experience.

[Meat Man 7:20 PM] i was just thinking “todoroki hasn’t mentioned the fact that half of his faced is boiled flesh in a long time”

[Kershoot 7:20 PM] if you ever need to talk I’m here for you, Todoroki.

[Paul Blart 7:21 PM] you don’t have to be alone in this, Todoroki.

[Baise Brutale 7:21 PM] does Todoroki really have to m e n t i o n that half of us face is boiled flesh. We kind of k n o w.

[Meat Man 7:21 PM] i agree with mineta for once

[Mama Momo 7:21 PM] I happen to enjoy Shoutos face thank you.

[Calamari Danki 7:21 PM] get it Yaomomo

[Meat Man 7:21 PM] Kaminari how’s your hand?

[Calamari Danki 7:21 PM] crispy

[Portable Speaker 7:22 PM] its surprisingly,,, not burnt,, he made me kiss it before he shoved his hand in the water so that might have something to do with it

[Soggy Broccoli 7:22 PM] the power of love i guess

[Icy Hoe 7:22 PM] dang jirou I wish you were there to kiss the left side of my face so I didn’t burn. Must be magic or something :/

[Meat Man 7:22 PM] TODOBROSKI P L E A S E

[Uranus 7:22 PM] i really am here for you Todoroki.

[Kershoot 7:22 PM] ARE YOU ALRIGHT

[Spicee Hoe Boy 7:22 PM] we get it. You burned your face big deal.

[Icy Hoe 7:22 PM] apparently you don’t get it because my mom burned my face not me.

[Invisalign 7:22 PM] Todoroki if you want to talk I’m here! ʕ→ᴥ←ʔ

[Mama Momo 7:23 PM] Shouto please talk to us. We will listen.

[2007 emo 7:23 PM] AND YOU GUYS CALL ME EMO

[Peppa Pig 7:23 PM] thicc oof.

[Furry 7:23 PM] if all state knows I don’t like being interrupted from my music why do it?

[Furry 7:23 PM] I’m not in good hands.

[Kershoot 7:23 PM] I’m n o t okay

[Invisalign 7:23 PM] yoURE NOT IN GOOD HANDS (╭☞•̀o•́)╭☞

[Furry 7:23 PM] IM NOT IN GOOD HANDS

[Invisalign 7:23 PM] give me a piece of your hair

[Furry 7:23 PM] excuse me

[Invisalign 7:24 PM] do it coward

[Icy Hoe 7:24 PM] what did I just come back to.

[Kershoot 7:24 PM] cocaine is a hell of a drug.

[Furry 7:24 PM] why…..my hair?????

[Invisalign 7:24 PM] its either your hair or any other body part you choose

[Mama Momo 7:24 PM] I hate everything that’s happening at this very moment

[Furry 7:24 PM] HAIR IT IS

[Spicee Hoe Boy 7:24 PM] take a finger.

[Invisalign 7:24 PM] HEY HEY OJIROU

[Invisalign 7:24 PM] YOURE IN GOOD HANDS NOW

[Furry 7:25 PM] what?

[Furry 7:25 PM] oh my god

[Furry 7:25 PM] I’m taking applications for someone to assassinate me. I’m looking at you Midoriya.

[Soggy Broccoli 7:25 PM] assassination isnt really my forte

[Uranus 7:25 PM] his assassination days are over.

[Calamari Danki 7:25 PM] I’m gonna say it now

[Calamari Danki 7:25 PM] this is some good heccin ramen

[Portable Speaker 7:25 PM] he keeps telling me to try some

[Mama Momo 7:26 PM] eat it lady and the tramp style!

[2007 emo 7:26 PM] Beyoncé can vore me whole.

[Kershoot 7:26 PM] kinky

[Baise Brutale loved “kinky” ]

[Icy Hoe 7:26 PM] I now kind of want ramen

[Meat Man 7:26 PM] make some coward

[Icy Hoe 7:26 PM] I don’t want to m o v e

[Uranus 7:26 PM] you are one of the fittest boys in this class yet you don’t want to move??? I’m confused

[Icy Hoe 7:26 PM] there’s a reason Uraraka

[Uranus 7:26 PM] 500 ¥ that Momos the reason. Can anyone confirm?

[Peppa Pig 7:27 PM] does anyone know where they are? Ill sprint for this

[Kershoot 7:27 PM] I heard Yaoyorozu leave her dorm room and cross the hall to the boys side so everyone bombard Todorokis room.

[Peppa Pig 7:27 PM] TIME TO SPRINT UP STAIRS I GUESS

[Baise Brutale 7:27 PM] ID GO ANY DISTANCE TO FIND YAOMOMO

[Paul Blart 7:27 PM] Mineta no.

[Uranus 7:27 PM] GOOD LUCK MINA

[Spicee Hoe Boy 7:27 PM] if he lights you on fire I’m not coming to save you.

[Peppa Pig 7:27 PM] h a jokes on you bakugou. I didn’t expect that anyways.

[Peppa Pig 7:27 PM] also id gladly allow todoroki to light me on fire if it meant seeing if he and momo were cuddling

[Spicee Hoe Boy 7:27 PM] good. Remain that way.

[Mama Momo 7:28 PM] I only read “id gladly allow Todoroki to light me on fire” and I was about to scream.

[Calamari Danki 7:28 PM] in the wise words from our lord and savior Bakugou Katsuki, “go off sis.”

[Spicee Hoe Boy 7:28 PM] let it die

[Meat Man 7:28 PM] hi excuse me kaminari but kindly take that back please

[Uranus 7:28 PM] MINA DO YOU HAVE A VISUAL

[Peppa Pig 7:28 PM] I DONT HAVE A VISUAL BUT BOTH OF THE SUBJECTS ARE SCREAMING AT ME TO GO AWAY

[Calamari Danki 7:28 PM] okay but Bakugou is my lord.

[Mama Momo 7:28 PM] IF YOU COME ANY CLOSER TO THE DOOR I SWEAR TO BAKUGOU MINA.

[Meat Man 7:29 PM] PLEASE REFRAIN FROM CALLING BAKUGOU GOD THAT IS A ONE PERSON RELIGION AND I AM THAT ONE PERSON

[Uranus changed Spicee Hoe Boy’s name to: Spicee Lord Boy]

[Peppa Pig 7:29 PM] JUST LET ME IN AND I’LL GO AWAY

[Spicee Lord Boy 7:29 PM] I hate this

[Calamari Danki 7:29 PM] JIROU AND I ARE COMING MINA

[Meat Man changed Spicee Lord Boy’s name to: Kirishima’s Bitch]

[Kirishima’s Bitch 7:29 PM] keep testing me Kirishima. You’ll be sleeping by yourself tonight <3

[Portable Speaker 7:29 PM] I DIDNT KNOW KAMINARI COULD RUN THIS FAST

[Calamari Danki 7:29 PM] MAMA DIDNT RAISE NO BITCH

[Meat Man changed Kirishima’s Bitch’s name to: Kirishima’s Hoe]

[Kirishima’s Hoe 7:29 PM] get out of my room Kirishima.

[Meat Man 7:29 PM] WAIT KATSUKI MY LOVE PLEASE

[Mama Momo 7:29 PM] SPEAKING OF ROOMS

[Mama Momo 7:29 PM] TODOROKI AND I DIDNT ASK FOR AN AUDIENCE

[Kirishima’s Hoe changed Meat Man’s name to: Katsuki’s Bitch]

[Katuski’s Bitch 7:30 PM] i like this a lot better than meat man

[Kirishima’s Hoe 7:30 PM] better

[Katsuki’s Bitch changed Kirishima’s Hoe’s name to: Eijirou’s Babe]

[Kershoot 7:30 PM] S E R O

[Kershoot 7:30 PM] DOES FLOOR FIVE SEEM C O L D E R

[Scotch Tape 7:30 PM]   YES IT DOES WHAT IS H A P P E N I N G

[Paul Blart 7:30 PM] PLEASE REFRAIN FROM FREEZING PEOPLE I HEAR SCREAMS FROM THE THIRD FLOOR.

[Peppa Pig 7:30 PM] THE ACTUAL FUCK TODOROKI????????

[Icy Hoe 7:30 PM] whoops

[Sugar Daddy 7:30 PM] ITS RIDICULOUSLY COLD HOLY CRAP

[Calamari Danki 7:30 PM] *sweats* MY DICC FELL OFF.

[Eijrou’s Babe 7:30 PM] Eijirou it’s not that cold get off of me.

[Portable Speaker 7:30 PM] IM BEGINNING TO THINK THIS WAS A MISTAKE

[Katsuki’s Bitch 7:30 PM] YOURE SO WRONG IM FREEZING MY TITS OFF BAKUGOU

[Mama Momo 7:31 PM] I GIVE YOU AND KAMINARI PEACE ALL THE TIME AND THIS IS HOW IM REPAID

[Uranus 7:31 PM] d e k u I am c o l d please come h e r e

[Soggy Broccoli 7:31 PM] ON MY WAY

[Kershoot 7:31 PM] this was a mistake.

[Kershoot 7:31 PM] it’s a lot worse on the Fifth floor trust us.

[Sugar Daddy 7:31 PM] i no longer know heat anymore

[Baise Brutale 7:31 PM] we can’t really feel it on the second floor however Mina want to come over ;)

[Peppa Pig 7:31 PM] TOKOYAMI PLEASE LET US INTO YOUR ROOM

[2007 emo 7:31 PM] I would like to preserve the heat currently staying in my room.

[Portable Speaker 7:31 PM] todoroki fucking fix the mistake you made before i freeze to death you douchebaguette

[Icy Hoe 7:32 PM] everyone that walked in promise to keep lips sealed.

[Calamari Danki 7:32 PM] CONSIDERING I CANT FEEL MY FACE I THINK THEY ARE SEALED

[Peppa Pig 7:32 PM] YEAH WHAT KAMINARI SAID

[Kershoot 7:32 PM] i can’t feel my hands please seal faster

[Portable Speaker 7:32 PM] i promise now pLEASE

[Icy Hoe 7:32 PM] fine

[Furry 7:32 PM] I just wanted to listen to this sick all state ad and then this happens.

[Katsuki’s Bitch 7:33 PM] hi yes defrost faster before i resort to having Katsuki explode my entire body

[Invisalign 7:33 PM] I thought he already does that~

[Baise Brutale 7:33 PM] explode me daddy

[Eijirou’s Babe 7:33 PM] god I was hoping he froze.

[Sugar Daddy 7:33 PM] we all were

[Kershoot 7:33 PM] I just

[Kershoot 7:33 PM] I need sleep.

[Mama Momo 7:33 PM] I can't believe you guys went through with that plan.

[Peppa Pig 7:33 PM] I cant believe todoroki used ice instead of fire

[Uranus 7:34 PM] goodnight Tsu!!!

[Icy Hoe 7:34 PM] harming people with Fire would be a bit too close to home for me….

[Peppa Pig 7:34 PM] i

[Eijirou’s Babe 7:34 PM] o shit

[Soggy Broccoli 7:34 PM] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Calamari Danki 7:34 PM] wow I’m sorry Todoroki.

[Katsuki’s Bitch 7:34 PM] taken aback OwO

[Icy Hoe 7:34 PM] I’m fine. Everything’s alright.

[Invisalign 7:35 PM] Seriously todoroki, if you ever want to talk please know we’re here for you!

[Portable Speaker 7:35 PM]  sorry theres something i have to do

[Portable Speaker changed Calamari Danki’s name to: Snoop Dogg]

[Baise Brutale 7:35 PM] sassy Shouto uwu

[Snoop Dogg 7:35 PM] wow I’m finally my icon.

[Portable Speaker 7:35 PM] ive been holding back on doing that for far too long

[2007 emo 7:35 PM] friendship is beautiful

[Mama Momo 7:35 PM] friendship is magic

[Katsuki’s Bitch 7:35 PM] katsuki will you be my friend

[Eijirou’s Babe 7:35 PM] you are asking me this while you are laying in my bed practically on top of me.

[Katsuki’s Bitch 7:36 PM] observant you are

[Uranus 7:36 PM] guys you won’t believe this

[Uranus 7:36 PM] so deku and I just happened to go down to the common room and sat down at the table together and I was drinking orange juice

[Uranus 7:36 PM] and can you believe where it went???

[Soggy Broccoli 7:36 PM] you would think i would have learned my lesson to not sit next to her while she is drinking anything but i guess not

[Uranus 7:36 PM] ALL OVER HIS PANTS

[Furry 7:36 PM] w o w I’m surprised Midoriya didn’t learn his lesson.

[Soggy Broccoli 7:37 PM] you and me both oijirou

[Paul Blart 7:37 PM] please clean up after yourselves.  

[Uranus 7:37 PM] okay papa iida

[Peppa Pig 7:37 PM] thicc papa iida

[2007 emo 7:37 PM] we love a good thicc papa

[Katsuki’s Bitch loved “we love a good thicc papa”]

[Portable Speaker 7:37 PM] rip midoriya’s pants. Thats so sad. Kaminari play despactio

[Furry 7:37 PM] I swear if I see the word despacito ONE MORE TIME

[Portable Speaker 7:37 PM] you just dont know how to appreciate a good despacito coward

[Snoop Dogg 7:37 PM] I’m going to blare despacito all night in the hall so have fun trying to sleep tonight.

[Portable Speaker 7:37 PM] if you do that we’re over because mAMA LIKES HER SLEEP

[Paul Blart 7:38 PM] if you do that I’m going to alert Aizawa immediately.

[Mama Momo 7:38 PM] make sure it’s loud enough to hear from the fifth floor.

[Snoop Dogg 7:38 PM] I’m gonna have to bring out the big boi speakers then

[Snoop Dogg 7:38 PM] jirou it is now crucial for you to be here for this to work

[Portable Speaker 7:38 PM] i dont fucking think so its crucial for me to sleep

[Icy Hoe 7:38 PM] okay but think about this. We teach present mic all the words to despacito. He uses his quirk to play it throughout the school.

[Soggy Broccoli 7:38 PM] todoroki that’s genius

[2007 emo 7:39 PM] wow now I know why you got here through recommendation.

[Scotch Tape 7:39 PM] i could vore a good despacito

[Uranus 7:39 PM] if we actually do that we would be light years away from class 1-B. They could never catch up.

[Portable Speaker 7:39 PM] lets do it kaminari and i will teach him the lyrics

[Eijirou’s Babe 7:39 PM] do you hear that??? It’s the sound of Monoma screaming.

[Katsuki’s Bitch 7:39 PM] i think this is the smartest thing anyone has ever come up with

[Portable Speaker 7:39 PM] we go through with this tomorrow at lunch. Sound good kaminari?

[Icy Hoe 7:39 PM] I feel loved.

[Snoop Dogg 7:39 PM] sounds fantastic.

Chapter Text

Tuesday 11:34 AM

[Portable Speaker 11:34 AM] DESPACITO TIME !!!!!!

[Snoop Dogg 11:34 AM] plan despacito is commencing.

[Eijirou’s Babe 11:34 AM] oh my god they are actually doing it

[Kershoot 11:34 AM] so I went to bed early last night and this is what happens

[Uranus 11:34 AM] this is the best idea I think we’ve ever had.

[Icy Hoe 11:34 AM] excuse you I think you mean the best idea I'VE ever had.

[Portable Speaker 11:34 AM] target found. Ambushing commencing

[Portable Speaker 11:34 AM] I CANT BREATHE KAMINARI JUST YELLED “mistew pwesent mic siw can i pwease have a moment of wour time UwU!!!”

[Mama Momo 11:34 AM] this is an awful idea

[Paul Blart 11:34 AM] this is an awful idea

[Furry 11:35 AM] This is why everyone hates class 1-A. Not because of Bakugou. Because of despacito.

[Kershoot 11:35 AM] pwesent Mic uwu

[Katsuki’s Bitch 11:35 AM] my best friend,, actually said that???

[Icy Hoe 11:35 AM] I cant believe I had to read that message with my own two eyes

[2007 emo 11:35 AM] I cant believe I actually had to hear it.

[Katsuki’s Bitch 11:35 AM] why am i acting so surprised because im really not

[Mama Momo 11:35 AM] I have a visual on the despacito gang AND IT LOOKS LIKE PRESENT MIC IS GOING THROUGH WITH IT

[Mama Momo 11:35 AM] oh wait what

[Portable Speaker 11:36 AM] sorry guys but no can do -spacito

[Furry 11:36 AM] why do I speak to you guys

[Uranus 11:36 AM] Wait is Present Mic not going to do it???

[Portable Speaker 11:36 AM] he said no and i think its because kaminari called him “mistew pwesent mic” in which case i dont blame him

[Snoop Dogg 11:36 AM] okay but being called mistew pwesent mic is an honor

[Katsuki’s Bitch 11:36 AM] i happen to agree and disagree with that statement

[Eijirou’s Babe 11:36 AM] tragic

[Snoop Dogg 11:36 AM] kiri you are my best friend you should always agree with my statements

[Katsuki’s Bitch 11:37 AM] you got me there bro (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞

[Icy Hoe 11:37 AM] okay but you don’t always have to agree with your best friend. Like we can all admit that “mistew pwesent Mic” is one of the most horrible things we’ve seen/heard.

[Portable Speaker 11:37 AM] m-mistew aizawa siw

[Kershoot 11:37 AM] mistew pwesent Mic is up there with Mineta.

[Baise Brutale 11:37 AM] okay first of all r00d

[Katsuki’s Bitch 11:37 AM] k-katsuki senpai~ uwu

[Eijirou’s Babe 11:37 AM] either I’m going to kill you or I’m going to kill myself.

[Katsuki’s Bitch changed Eijirou’s Babe’s name to: Katsucci UwU]

[Icy Hoe 11:38 AM] oh god please choose yourself.

[Katsucci UwU 11:38 AM] first I’m going to kill Todoroki and then I’m going to kill myself.

[Katsucci UwU 11:38 AM] WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY USERNAME

[Katsuki’s Bitch 11:38 AM] UwU

[2007 emo 11:38 AM] do you see what you have started Kaminari.

[Snoop Dogg 11:38 AM] I’m so sorry Katsuki.

[Uranus changed Katsuki’s Bitch’s name to: Eijirou OwO]

[Uranus 11:38 AM] Now you guys are even!!

[Eijirou OwO 11:39 AM] f u c k

[Paul Blart 11:39 AM] please refrain from cursing we are children.

[Eijirou OwO 11:39 AM] TAKE A THICC LOOK AT MY NAME AND THEN TRY TO LOOK AT ME IN THE EYES AND SAY I SHOULDNT CURSE I HECKING DARE YOU IIDA

[Kershoot 11:39 AM] okay but we are all 15-16 years old, Iida???

[Paul Blart 11:39 AM] WELL I HOPE YOU ARE OKAY BEING A HEATHEN, KIRISHIMA

[Eijirou OwO 11:39 AM]  I AM THANKS FOR ASKING

[Paul Blart 11:39 AM] YOU ARE WELCOME!

[Furry 11:39 AM] why. just. why.

[Uranus 11:39 AM] why not.

[Invisalign changed Furry’s name to: UwU]

[UwU changed UwU’s name to: Furry]

[Furry 11:39 AM] I’ll keep my name the way it is thank you.

[Invisalign changed Furry’s name to: Cutest Furry]

[Cutest Furry 11:39 AM] why

[Invisalign 11:39 AM] i only speak the truth UwU (◕ᴥ◕)

[Icy Hoe 11:39 AM] why did that make his name 100x worse than it already was.

[2007 emo 11:40 AM] this whole username thing was just a bad idea I think.

[Peppa Pig changed 2007 emo’s name to: Edgelord]

[Edgelord changed Edgelord’s name to: 2007 emo]

[2007 emo 11:40 AM] I feel Kirishimas name for me is much more creative than “edgelord” so I would like to keep it. Plus I find it a bit amusing.

[Peppa Pig 11:40 AM] you,, find it,,, amusing???

[2007 emo 11:40 AM] surprise! I have a sense of humor.

[Eijirou OwO 11:40 AM] thats actually shocking

[2007 emo 11:40 AM] everyone has a sense of humor Kirishima. Don’t feel special.

[Sugar Daddy 11:41 AM] this feels like a good time to finally change my name

[Sugar Daddy changed Sugar Daddy’s name to: Candy Man]

[Eijirou OwO changed Candy Man’s name to: Sugar Daddy UwU]

[Icy Hoe 11:41 AM] why would you attempt to even try, Satou.

[Mama Momo 11:41 AM] I’ve accepted my fate.

[Uranus 11:41 AM] I have also accepted my fate.

[Sugar Daddy UwU 11:41 AM] i thought it seemed worth it to at least try

[Kershoot changed Kershoot’s name to: Kermit the frog]

[Kermit the frog 11:41 AM] I aspire to be Kermit.

[Uranus 11:41 AM] your hero name is no longer Froppy. It’s Kermit.

[Kermit the frog 11:41 AM] looks like I have to talk to midnight.

[Baise Brutale 11:42 AM] I’d talk to Midnight

[Cutest Furry 11:42 AM] can I file a restraining order for someone that isn’t me.

[Eijirou OwO 11:42 AM] god i hope so

[Icy Hoe emphasized “can I file a restraining order for someone that isn’t me. ]

[Icy Hoe 11:42 AM] I wish.

[Mama Momo 11:42 AM] that law may cause some issues if it were real.

[Paul Blart loved “that law may cause some issues if it were real” ]

[Paul Blart 11:42 AM] I agree Yaoyorozu!

[Mama Momo 11:42 AM] thanks iida.

[Douchebaguette 11:43 AM] *cough* nerds *cough*

[Icy Hoe 11:43 AM] that doesn’t work in text Aoyama.

[Katsucci UwU 11:43 AM] cough cough my ass Aoyama you are fine.

[Eijirou OwO 11:43 AM] cough cough in your ass?

[Katsucci UwU 11:43 AM] I never said in Shitty Hair.

[Eijirou OwO 11:43 AM] i thought we were past that nickname but i gUESS NOT AND NOW IM SAD

[Portable Speaker 11:43 AM] s a d ?  p l a y d e s p a c i t o

[Snoop Dogg 11:43 AM] think of it as a pet name or something. That’ll cheer you up.

[Mama Momo 11:44 AM] why Jirou.

[Snoop Dogg 11:44 AM] why n o t ?

[Portable Speaker 11:44 AM] kamijirou is an unstoppable team

[Katsucci UwU 11:44 AM] are you sure about that?

[Icy Hoe 11:44 AM] my ice sure as hell stopped you yesterday.

[Portable Speaker 11:44 AM] hm you say that todoroki but i know what i saw happening in your room yesterday

[Icy Hoe 11:44 AM] I’ll freeze your whole body and stuff you in a freezer if you even come close to opening your mouth about that.

[Portable Speaker 11:44 AM] do it coward you wont

[Snoop Dogg 11:44 AM] OH MY GOD HES ACTUALLY GETTING UP

[Portable Speaker 11:45 AM] FUCK IM OUTTA HERE

[Katsucci UwU 11:45 AM] you must’ve hit a nerve or something he’s walking pretty fast.

[Paul Blart 11:45 AM] SHOULD I ALERT A TEACHER?

[Portable Speaker 11:45 AM] IIDA YES PLEASE PLEASE IM BEGGING SOMEONE GET H E L P

[Uranus 11:45 AM] NO NEED DEKU IS RUNNING AFTER HIM

[Portable Speaker 11:45 AM] IM CALLING FOR AIZAWA

[Mama Momo 11:45 AM] SHOUTO I SWEAR TO BAKUGOU IF YOU DONT GET BACK HERE RIGHT NOW

[Katsucci UwU 11:45 AM] FUCK YOU MOMO

[Icy Hoe 11:46 AM] oh really??? And what are you going to do to me if I don’t.

[Peppa Pig 11:46 AM] kinky

[Snoop Dogg 11:46 AM] idontwanttoknowidontwanttoknowidontwanttoknowidontwanttoknowidontwanttoknow

[Mama Momo disliked “kinky” ]

[Icy Hoe 11:46 AM] okay please don’t make what I said dirty thank you very much.

[Kermit the frog 11:46 AM] hi sorry to ruin this fun little party BUT HAS MIDORIYA GOTTEN TO JIROU YET????

[Portable Speaker 11:46 AM] AIZAWA IS S P R I N T I N G OVER HERE RIGHT NOW AND HE DOES N O T LOOK HAPPY

[Mama Momo 11:46 AM] I’ll go to Todorokis funeral.

[2007 emo liked “I’ll go to Todorokis funeral.” ]

[2007 emo 11:47 AM] as Uraraka would say, “IM CHOKING”

[Eijirou OwO 11:47 AM] i think this is the hardest ive ever seen bakugou laugh

[Katsucci UwU 11:47 AM] what can I say. I like watching the bastard suffer.

[Icy Hoe 11:47 AM] I get to clean the sweaty sparring room now.

[Portable Speaker 11:47 AM] thanks dadzawa for saving my life :^)

[Mama Momo 11:47 AM] I told you to turn around but you didn’t listen to me and now look where we are.

[Soggy Broccoli 11:47 AM] i ran so hard yet he still got to her before me,,

[Icy Hoe 11:47 AM] maybe you didn’t run as fast as you think you did Midoriya.

[Soggy Broccoli 11:47 AM] I literally had to use my quirk to get to her in time yet I didn't

[Snoop Dogg 11:47 AM] I’ve never seen Aizawa run this fast.

[Portable Speaker 11:48 AM] you thought he snapped into action fast at the USJ? Well a sister snapped faster and harder today

[Uranus 11:48 AM] I ACTUALLY CANT BREATHE

[Katsucci UwU 11:48 AM] that was the funniest shit I think I’ve ever seen.

[Eijirou OwO 11:48 AM] katsuki laughing like that was even rarer than kaminari not playing despacito

[Icy Hoe 11:48 AM] I didn’t know Bakugou was capable of human emotions such as laughing and being happy.

[Katsucci UwU 11:48 AM] fuck all of you guys

[Kermit the frog 11:48 AM] I didn’t even say anything

[Cutest Furry 11:48 AM] I also didn’t say anything.

[Paul Blart 11:49 AM] how many times do I have to say to watch your language.

[Douchebaguette 11:49 AM] douchebaguette

[2007 emo 11:49 AM] try again

[Uranus 11:49 AM] I don’t want to go to class I just want to sit outside listening to music all day can we do that

[Snoop Dogg 11:49 AM] Midoriya, convince All Might to play Despacito on repeat.

[Invisalign 11:49 AM] maybe if we tell all might how brave he is we might be able to just n o t with class

[Uranus 11:49 AM] we love you skeleton daddy

[Soggy Broccoli 11:50 AM] im not sure if it would work guys,,,

[Uranus 11:50 AM] if you do it it would probably work considering he loves you.

[Soggy Broccoli 11:50 AM] i,, uhhh,,,,, gOTTA BLAST

[Katsucci UwU 11:50 AM] oh yeah he really loves you doesnt he, Deku?

[Soggy Broccoli 11:50 AM] Midoriya.exe has stopped working

[Icy Hoe 11:50 AM] what have you done

[Tentacle Boy 11:50 AM] Midoriya is staring blankly into the distance

[Mama Momo 11:50 AM] um Todoroki and Midoriya are both staring into the distance I think they just had a realization of something.

[Icy Hoe 11:50 AM] I hope Aizawa spares me

[Icy Hoe 11:50 AM] if he doesn’t I’m gonna get endeavored if you know what I’m getting at

[Peppa Pig 11:50 AM] what the hell is happening

[Scotch Tape 11:51 AM] im so confused??

[Mama Momo 11:51 AM] Endeavored?????

[Uranus 11:51 AM] Endeavor is just going to fly over to the school and vore us all

[Icy Hoe 11:51 AM] I wouldn’t be surprised if he didn’t.

 

Tuesday 6:53 PM

[Snoop Dogg 6:53 PM] w a s p

[Snoop Dogg 6:53 PM] w a s p i n d o r m

[Snoop Dogg 6:53 PM] if you value your life evacuate the third floor

[Snoop Dogg 6:53 PM] I’m open for anyone helping

[Snoop Dogg 6:53 PM] Kirishima like. Can you come over because your quirk is hardening so basically you can’t be stung.

[Snoop Dogg 6:53 PM] you can like. Jab the wasp.

[Snoop Dogg 6:53 PM] if you are with Bakugou I’m sorry but I’m your best friend and currently your main priority so please come over before I electrocute everyone on the third floor.

[Portable Speaker 6:53 PM] r  u n

[Scotch Tape 6:53 PM] if youre not a coward you would kill it

[Icy Hoe 6:53 PM] I swear to god if it travels to the fifth floor I’m going to scream I’ve had a bad enough day I just want peace

[Katsucci UwU 6:53 PM] Kirishima isn’t with me

[Eijirou OwO 6:53 PM] sorry kaminari but im very comfortable in my bed

[Cutest Furry 6:53 PM] if you open your door I swear to god Kaminari. I don’t want it in my room.

[Snoop Dogg 6:54 PM] ever since you’ve gotten together with Bakugou you’ve forgotten about me and that hurts dude.

[2007 emo 6:54 PM] that was deep Kaminari

[Mama Momo 6:54 PM] well now you are obligated to help him Kirishima.

[Eijirou OwO 6:54 PM] im on my way over bro!!

[Katsucci UwU 6:54 PM] um woah.

[Snoop Dogg 6:54 PM] can’t believe that worked wow

[Eijirou OwO 6:54] BAKUGOU IS JUST ATTENTION NEEDY AND THAT HIT A LITTLE TOO CLOSE TO HOME KAMINARI

[Katsucci UwU 6:54 PM] I GENUINELY FELT BAD YOU STATIC CARPET

[Snoop Dogg 6:54 PM] am I lying or not. We will never know

[Eijirou OwO 6:54 PM] the wasp can wait :)

[Katsucci UwU 6:55 PM] IM NOT NEEDY

[Snoop Dogg 6:55 PM] stung

[Snoop Dogg 6:55 PM] I just got stung

[Eijirou OwO 6:55] FINE IM ON MY WAY

[Icy Hoe 6:55 PM] oh my god I’m coming

[Uranus 6:55 PM] ARE YOU ALRIGHT KAMINARI

[Portable Speaker 6:55 PM] DONT LISTEN HES MOST LIKELY LYING IF HE REALLY GOT STUNG HE WOULD BE ACTUALLY SCREAMING TO ME AND IN THE GROUP CHAT AND CRYING S O LOUD

[Cutest Furry 6:55 PM] wow you scream so loud I can’t feel my ears anymore

[Kermit the frog 6:56 PM] I’m staying right where I am

[Snoop Dogg 6:56 PM] IM A LITTLE SHOCKED RIGHT NOW JIROU MY ARM IS IN A BIT OF PAIN AND I CANT BELIEVE YOU THINK IM LYING

[Portable Speaker 6:56 PM] if you think im coming to your dorm tHINK AGAIN IM NOT GOING NEAR THAT WASP

[Snoop Dogg 6:56 PM] IS THERE NO TRUST IN THIS RELATIONSHIP

[Icy Hoe 6:56 PM] I can confirm he is stung so please apologize so he can stop screaming and kicking everything thank you

[Portable Speaker 6:56 PM] FINE IM COMING OVER

[Eijirou OwO 6:57 PM] I JUST KILLED A BITCH

[Katsucci UwU 6:57 PM] I cant believe Kirishima dragged me over here

[Eijirou OwO 6:57 PM] you came with me by choice dont even pretend

[Paul Blart 6:57 PM] anything can happen when you work together!

[Katsucci UwU 6:57 PM] I JUST WANTED TO FILM IT

[Snoop Dogg 6:57 PM] a w e does Bakugou actually care about me :)

[Portable Speaker 6:57 PM] kaminari can you please sTOP SCREAMING

[Snoop Dogg 6:57 PM] I screamed so much my throat is in actual pain

[Portable Speaker 6:58 PM] ill kiss your throat to make it feel better

[Portable Speaker 6:58 PM] i hate everything about what I just typed

[2007 emo 6:58 PM] I heard your screams all the way from the second floor

[Snoop Dogg 6:58 PM] I mean if you want to kiss it better you can ;)

[Icy Hoe 6:58 PM] I hate that I’m here right now

[Eijirou OwO 6:58 PM] I cant believe they would do this in front of other people

[Snoop Dogg 6:58 PM] have you seen you and Katsucci in the common room???? The only couples that don’t openly show pda is Midoriya and Uraraka and Yaomomo and Todoroki

[Invisalign 6:59 PM] Ojirou and i literally cant show pda because im actually invisible

[Snoop Dogg 6:59 PM] exactly so I can’t put y’all anywhere

[Portable Speaker 6:59 PM] Todomomo does show pda you were with me last night in the dorm room kaminari

[Uranus 6:59 PM] okay but imagine how disturbing it would be to see Ojirou making out with the void

[Baise Brutale 6:59 PM] any action is action to me.

[Icy Hoe 6:59 PM] can we not talk about this

[Mama Momo 6:59 PM] new rule. We can speak about it but we can’t say what actually happened

[Eijirou OwO 7:00 PM] thats so cryptic i

[Snoop Dogg 7:00 PM] lets protest this. Our class has the right to know.

[Peppa Pig 7:00 PM] i dont want to go in detail about what i saw

[Icy Hoe 7:00 PM] okay but you are making it sound so much more provocative than what was actually happening???? We are still children Ashido.
[Scotch Tape 7:00 PM] i just really really want to know now

[Mama Momo 7:00 PM] I’ll give an expose for an expose if anyone can take it. I’m looking at you Jirou. I’m sure the groupchat would love to know what I walked into last week ;)

[Portable Speaker 7:00 PM] if you expose me i d o n t care anymore ive just given up on life

[Snoop Dogg 7:00 PM] maybe we should change Mama Momo’s name to Mama Makeout if you see what I’m getting at ;)

[Portable Speaker changed Mama Momo’s name to: Mama Makeout]

[Katsucci UwU 7:01 PM] can’t believe this actually is happening.

[Mama Makeout 7:01 PM] I’ll wear it like a badge of honor.

[Eijirou OwO 7:01 PM] im just glad im not in this hell storm

[Snoop Dogg 7:01 PM] oh don’t think you are safe Eijirou honey ;) I’ve got plenty of stories of you and Bakubro. Or should I say. Bakuhoe.

[Icy Hoe 7:01 PM] wow aren’t you on a roll tonight.

[Eijirou OwO 7:02 PM]  e x c u s e m e ?

[Snoop Dogg 7:02 PM] oh don’t act like you don’t tell me what’s going on with you and Bakugou

[Sugar Daddy UwU 7:02 PM] wow i cant believe kaminari’s life was that short

[Katsucci UwU 7:02 PM] e x c u s e m e

[Eijirou OwO 7:02 PM] KATSUKI BEFORE YOU KILL ME JUST HEAR ME OUT ITS HARD NOT TO TELL MY BEST BRO THE JUICY DETAILS O K A Y

[Kermit the frog 7:03 PM] Mama Makeout.

[Uranus 7:03 PM] juicy details???

[Eijirou OwO 7:03 PM] this is my own personal hell

[Katsucci UwU 7:03 PM] Kaminari I can kill you right here right now don’t try me

[Peppa Pig 7:03 PM] HEY KAMINARI PLEASE TELL US EVERYTHING YOU KNOW

[Snoop Dogg 7:03 PM] MAN IVE ALWAYS WANTED TO DIE

[Snoop Dogg 7:04 PM] sorry Mina but when it comes to my best bro my lips are sealed :)

[Portable Speaker 7:04 PM] there is some v e r y angry knocking on kaminaris door and violent yelling

[Katsucci UwU 7:04 PM] YOU WANTED TO DIE. OPEN UP PUSSY. I WASNT JOKING.

[Uranus 7:04 PM] IM NOT OKAY

[Portable Speaker 7:04 PM] i dont know how bakugou got here so fast but i have a feeling ill need to call aizawa a g a i n

[Kermit the frog 7:04 PM] just open the door like a bandaid Kaminari. It’ll hurt when you rip it off but it’ll be worth it in the end.

[Paul Blart 7:04 PM] IM ONE DOOR DOWN AND READY TO DEFEND KAMINARI AND HIS HONOR

[Portable Speaker 7:04 PM] kaminari is legit terrified and shaking bakugou pLEASE GO AWAY

[Uranus 7:04 PM] bakugou please I’m begging you we don’t need him to have a heart attack

[Snow White 7:05 PM] there is s o much screaming

[Katsucci UwU 7:05 PM] I JUST WANT TO TALK KAMINARI TRUST ME

[Eijirou OwO 7:05 PM] I TRIED TO STOP HIM KAMINARI IM SO SORRY

[Mama Makeout 7:05 PM] congrats. Now all might is frantically running through the common room and Midoriya fell off of his chair. Good job boys. Really proud.

[Soggy Broccoli 7:05 PM] ALL MIGHT IS HERE KACCHAN PLEASE STOP

[Icy Hoe 7:05 PM] I just wanted to eat my soba noodles and not have all might shake me like a rag doll but I guess we can’t have everything

[Katsucci UwU 7:05 PM] ALL MIGHT CAN EAT MY ASS THIS IS IMPORTANT

[Snoop Dogg 7:05 PM] of course you want all might to eat your ass.

[Portable Speaker 7:06 PM] GREAT JOB KAMINARI NOW ALL I CAN HEAR IS DEAFENING EXPLOSIONS

[Icy Hoe 7:06 PM] so Kirishima please explain to me what part of Bakugou is attractive to you.

[Snoop Dogg 7:06 PM] his dicc

[Eijirou OwO 7:06 PM] KAMINARI IF YOU WANT TO LIVE PLEASE S H U T  U P

[Cutest Furry 7:06 PM] Kaminari I suggest you shut up

[Uranus 7:06 PM] I cant believe this is how he’s going to die.

[Eijirou OwO 7:06 PM] HES GOING TO BURN THE BUILDING

[Paul Blart 7:06 PM] I tried to stop him

[Kermit the frog 7:06 PM] I HEAR ALL MIGHT COMING.

[Uranus 7:07 PM] SKELETON PAPA Y A Y

[Soggy Broccoli 7:07 PM] KACCHAN P L E A S E

[Portable Speaker 7:07 PM] why am i in this situation i didnt even do anything

[Mama Makeout 7:07 PM] “I am here”

[Soggy Broccoli 7:07 PM]   Oh man kacchan is about to get vored s o hard

[Uranus 7:07 PM] sometimes Kacchan worries me. Like. Is he okay? Does he need help? Maybe therapy? We are here for you Bakugou.

[Eijirou OwO 7:07 PM] i just read that message out to him and he told me to say that he says “ FUCK OFF

[Icy Hoe 7:08 PM] it’s okay to be sad sometimes Bakugou. Just admit it.

[Eijirou OwO 7:08 PM] he said “IF YOU KEEP SAYING SHIT LIKE THAT I WILL NOT HESITATE TO BLOW UP THIS ENTIRE BUILDING WITH EVERYONE IN IT” and judging by the look in his eyes he really means that

[2007 emo 7:08 PM] wow he would blow up Kirishima too??? Tragic.

[Eijirou OwO 7:08 PM] he would also be in the building so i dont think he cares much

[Snoop Dogg 7:08 PM] he already blows Kirishima enough he should be used to it.

[Portable Speaker 7:08 PM] DENKI WHY HAVENT YOU S H U T U P YET

[Uranus 7:08 PM] wow Kaminari really has a death wish.

[Cutest Furry 7:08 PM] I’m not really sure if All Might can stop Bakugou so someone please assist him immediately.

[Portable Speaker 7:08 PM] THATS IT IM CALLING AIZAWA

[Paul Blart 7:08 PM] PLEASE

[Portable Speaker 7:09 PM] HES S C R E A M I N G ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE PHONE PRESENT MIC IS ALSO LOSING HIS MIND AND I CAN ALREADY HEAR BOTH OF THEM RUNNING

[Icy Hoe 7:09 PM] it wasn’t me this time bitches

[Peppa Pig 7:09 PM] lets play a game called “How Many Pro Heroes Do We Need To Stop Bakugou?”

[Kermit the frog 7:09 PM] the bitch is about to be erased to death

[Portable Speaker 7:09 PM] i have a feeling we’ll all go deaf soon due to present mic and im not here for it

[Mama Makeout 7:09 PM] OH MY GOD I HEAR PRESENT MIC MY E A R S

[Mama Makeout 7:09 PM] I HAVE SENSITIVE EARS

[Uranus 7:09 PM] todoroki is covering momos ears and I’m confused

[Eijirou OwO 7:10 PM] NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF KAMINARI JUST STOPPED TALKING

[Snoop Dogg 7:10 PM] don’t blame me

[Snoop Dogg 7:10 PM] blame the wasp

[Portable Speaker 7:10 PM] im so glad you locked your door or else we would be literal a s h

[Snoop Dogg 7:10 PM] sounds festive

[Portable Speaker 7:10 PM] i have a feeling bakugou didnt just “want to talk” and that we couldnt trust him like he told us to

[Katsucci UwU 7:10 PM] looks like I have to clean the sweaty sparring room tomorrow so that’s one thing Icy Hoe and I have in common.

[Invisalign 7:10 PM] i can still hear aizawa screaming it h u r t s

[Mama Makeout 7:10 PM] IS HE OKAY

[Snoop Dogg 7:10 PM] take it like a champ Shouta.

[Portable Speaker 7:11 PM] my ears are still in p a i n from present mic

[Cutest Furry 7:11 PM] my ears are ringing.

[Snow White 7:11 PM] i cant hear anything

[Scotch Tape 7:11 PM] how bad is the situation because *I* can still hear screaming

[Kermit the frog 7:11 PM] how can you still hear a n y t h i n g?

[Scotch Tape 7:11 PM] im really not sure

[Eijirou OwO 7:11 PM] things are starting to mellow out now

[Invisalign 7:11 PM] a r e  y o u s u r e  a b o u t t h a t ?

[Snoop Dogg 7:11 PM] well that was fun

[Uranus 7:11 PM] I disagree

[Portable Speaker 7:12 PM] i also disagree and will be sleeping in my own room tonight

[Scotch Tape 7:12 PM] jirou thats harsh

[Portable Speaker 7:12 PM] is it?? Is it really that harsh??? I just had to face death and its all kaminari’s fault so i dont think its that harsh sero

[Snoop Dogg 7:12 PM] no please I like cuddling

[Portable Speaker 7:12 PM] sorry you should have thought of that when you literally brought death to the door

[Baise Brutale 7:12 PM] ILL CUDDLE WITH YOU KAMINARI

[Portable Speaker 7:12 PM] if you lay a finger on him expect a slow and painful death

[Snoop Dogg 7:12 PM] awe babe!!! I love when you get jealous!!!! <3

[Portable Speaker 7:13 PM] awe babe!! I love when you dont get me almost killed <3 oh wait that hasnt happened yet  

[Mama Makeout 7:13 PM] oh come on don’t give him such a hard time Kyouka.

[Eijirou OwO 7:13 PM] i think her actions are somewhat justified because bakugou was r e a l l y p i s s e d

[Katsucci UwU 7:13 PM] aizawa is making me do this

[Katsucci UwU 7:13 PM] from the deepest, darkest, part of my heart. I apologize. I didn’t want to cause you any harm and I am sorry.

[Uranus 7:13 PM] IVE BARELY EVER SEEN AIZAWA LAUGH AND HES LOSING IT CURRENTLY

[Snoop Dogg 7:13 PM] thanks Aizawa

[Eijirou OwO 7:13 PM] I CANT BRETAHE

[Eijirou OwO 7:13 PM] IM KLAUGHING SO HARD OIM ACTUALLY CRYIJNG

[Cutest Furry 7:14 PM] seeing aizawa show human emotions is kind of scary

[Invisalign 7:14 PM] even present mic is kinda shocked

[Kermit the frog 7:14 PM] WADDUP THERES A SHOW GOING ON IN THE COMMON ROOM RIGHT NOW I SUGGEST YOU COME IMMEDIATELY BECAUSE ITS WORTH IT

[Peppa Pig 7:14 PM] what kind of show?

[Mama Makeout 7:14 PM] don’t come down

[Kermit the frog 7:14 PM] todoroki fell asleep on the couch so now Midoriya and I are going to write the lyrics to “Never Gonna Give You Up” on his legs.

[Peppa Pig 7:14 PM] IM ON MY WAY

[2007 emo 7:14 PM] I’m warning you now, he’s a light sleeper. So try not to die

[Peppa Pig 7:14 PM] ill watch from afar

[2007 emo 7:14 PM] good idea

[Mama Makeout 7:15 PM] okay excuse me Tokoyami but how do you know how my boyfriend sleeps because I’m honestly so lost

[Scotch Tape 7:15 PM] long story

[2007 emo 7:15 PM] who says the guys don’t have sleepovers. We stay up late studying sometimes

[Katsucci UwU 7:15 PM] HE ALSO FUCKING KICKS AND IT HURTS

[Eijirou OwO 7:15 PM] im not too sure that he was sleeping kicking. I have a feeling he was wide awake

[Snoop Dogg 7:15 PM] I CANT BREATHE

[Mama Makeout 7:15 PM] Hes never kicked me before :/

[Katsucci UwU 7:15 PM] whenever you see this Todoroki, fuck you <3

[Eijirou OwO 7:15 PM] HEY HEY WHATS UP WITH THAT HEART

[Katsucci UwU 7:15 PM] aizawa told me to be nicer

[Paul Blart 7:16 PM] I guess that’s a start

[Uranus 7:16 PM] if any of you smell a sharpie melting don’t be alarmed

[Eijirou OwO 7:16 PM] how can you be nicer to todoroki but not me, your own boyfriend

[Katsucci UwU 7:16 PM] I’m dating you I think that’s nice enough.

[Mama Makeout 7:16 PM] todoroki just burned the whole sharpie.

[Icy Hoe 7:16 PM] okay well fuck you too Bakugou <3

[Eijirou OwO 7:16 PM] i will tell on you to aizawa i just want love katsuki

[Katsucci UwU 7:16 PM] okay you already know how much I care about you so shut the fuck up

[Mama Makeout 7:17 PM] you gave Bakugou a heart and you don’t even give me one

[Eijirou OwO 7:17 PM] :( i feel lonely now

[Icy Hoe 7:17 PM] aizawa told me to be nicer :/

[Mama Makeout 7:17 PM] We are in the same boat Kirishima. We only have each other now

[Eijirou OwO 7:17 PM] step aside kaminari ive got a new best friend

[Snoop Dogg 7:17 PM] hey I didn’t even do anything to you. I send you hearts all the time dude why am I getting replaced.

[Eijirou OwO 7:17 PM] im sorry denki <3

[Snoop Dogg 7:17 PM] I thought we had something special. I guess not. I can’t believe it had to end this way. First Bakugou. Now momo.It’s like you don’t care about me anymore

[Eijirou OwO 7:17 PM] no wait bro it isnt like that!! Why don’t we hang out tonight and have a special bro sleepover

[Kermit the frog 7:18 PM] momo is the embodiment of “mister steal yo girl”

[Icy Hoe 7:18 PM] I cant believe this is how all of our relationships will end

[Snoop Dogg 7:18 PM] sorry jirou since you don’t want to cuddle with me anymore I’m gonna bro cuddle with kirishima tonight

[Soggy Broccoli 7:18 PM] im so glad ochaco and i are not having problems <3

[Uranus 7:18 PM] speak for yourself Todoroki. My relationship is fine. <3

[Baise Brutale 7:18 PM] YEAH MY RELATIONSHIP IS GOING GREAT GUYS THANKS FOR ASKING IT MEANS ALOT

[Kermit the frog 7:18 PM] the only relationship you have is the one with your right hand and your mom  

[2007 emo 7:19 PM] dying sounds so refreshing right now

[Eijirou OwO 7:19 PM] kaminari im coming over since bakugou wont let me cuddle with him

[Katsucci UwU 7:19 PM] bye bitch

[Icy Hoe 7:19 PM] what do you do when your girlfriend won’t give you any affection because you sent a heart to your peer

[Cutest Furry 7:19 PM] I’m surprised Todoroki lets anyone touch him. He doesn’t really seem like an affectionate guy

[Icy Hoe 7:19 PM] I’m very affectionate excuse you

[2007 emo 7:19 PM] once I saw Todoroki shake hands with All Might. Very touching. Very affectionate.

[Peppa Pig 7:20 PM] wow everyone’s relationships fell to shambles tonight

[Eijirou OwO 7:20 PM] KAMINARI WOULD YOU LIKE TO EXPLAIN WHY THERES SEARCHES FOR CUSTOM BODY PILLOWS IN YOUR COMPUTER’S HISTORY

[Icy Hoe 7:20 PM] momo if you are out there I still love you and I’m sorry for giving Bakugou my heart

[Snoop Dogg 7:20 PM] um that’s so sad,,,, Kirishima play despacito???

[Portable Speaker 7:20 PM] MCSCUSE ME???

[Mama Makeout 7:21 PM] were you. Trying. To make a personal body pillow. Of a specific someone.

[Snoop Dogg 7:21 PM] whats a person

[Portable Speaker 7:21 PM] would you like to eLABORATE

[Snoop Dogg 7:21 PM] to be fair. Kirishima would make a Bakugou body pillow in a heartbeat

[Portable Speaker 7:21 PM] you were seriously trying to make a body pillow of me ? ? ? ? ? ?

[Eijirou OwO 7:21 PM] please d o n t expose me

[Snoop Dogg 7:21 PM] definitely not

[Portable Speaker 7:21 PM] k a m i n a r i  d e n k i

[Kermit the frog 7:21 PM] uraraka just mumbled that she would make a deku one. If that makes things better

[Soggy Broccoli 7:22 PM] aHHHHHH

[Icy Hoe 7:22 PM] I guess it’s normal to want a body pillow of your significant other??? Haven’t really thought of it but okay I guess.

[Mama Makeout 7:22 PM] I like pillows and one with Todorokis face on it would be a bonus I guess.

[Invisalign 7:22 PM] ojirou would you want one of me? ˶⚈Ɛ⚈˵

[Cutest Furry 7:22 PM] oh my god

[Uranus 7:22 PM] and if you scroll up a bit you will see momo admitting she’d want a Todoroki body pillow

[Uranus 7:22 PM] and Tsu, everyone here knows regardless of our relationship I would take a deku body pillow.

[Soggy Broccoli 7:23 PM] an uraraka body pillow would be adorable if im being honest here

[2007 emo 7:23 PM] what do you even do with a body pillow

[Kermit the frog 7:23 PM] unimaginable things.

[Eijirou OwO 7:23 PM] you can cuddle with them when your boyfriend wont actually let you cuddle with him

[Katsucci UwU 7:23 PM] YOU CAN PUNCH THEM

[Peppa Pig 7:23 PM] BAKUGOU OH MY GOD PLEASE D O N T

[Snoop Dogg 7:23 PM] you can buy fake titties for them because why not

[Portable Speaker 7:23 PM] are you saying my anime tiddies arent enough for you

[Icy Hoe 7:23 PM] I would like to know how you know that you can buy fake breasts for a pillow

[Baise Brutale 7:23 PM] big tiddie anime waifu is Yaoyorozu.

[Icy Hoe 7:24 PM] LOOKS LIKE IM ABOUT TO MAKE SOME GRAPE JUICE

[Invisalign 7:24 PM] i

[Paul Blart 7:24 PM] please don’t say provocative things about your classmates like that.

[Sugar Daddy UwU 7:24 PM] what did i walk into ?? ? ? ? ?

[2007 emo 7:24 PM] hell

[Kermit the frog 7:24 PM] a mistake

[Baise Brutale 7:24 PM] heaven

[Sugar Daddy UwU 7:24 PM] kirishima what made you think this group chat would be a good idea?

[Paul Blart 7:25 PM] I mean. We are bonding.

[Eijirou OwO 7:25 PM] ill admit that group chat was a mistake in many ways but overall Iida is right. We are bonding!

[Uranus 7:25 PM] I enjoy speaking to all of you!

[Kermit the frog 7:25 PM] I agree

[Eijirou OwO 7:25 PM] its also only been like,, 2 days

[2007 emo 7:25 PM] two long days

[Scotch Tape 7:25 PM] 2 very long days

[Peppa Pig 7:25 PM] i just realized for the past 2 nights something life threatening has happened

[Icy Hoe 7:25 PM] w h o o p s s o r r y

[Snoop Dogg 7:25 PM] ALRIGHT HOES LISTEN UP

[Snoop Dogg 7:26 PM] SINCE KIRISHIMA AND I ARE GENIUSES WE HAD AN EXCELLENT IDEA

[Snoop Dogg 7:26 PM] playlists

[Mama Makeout 7:26 PM] like. Spotify?

[Eijirou OwO 7:26 PM] yeah!! Ive already started creating one and everyone can add to it

[Eijirou OwO 7:26 PM] https://open.spotify.com/user/12zsnrd6mnjp4ti9w1g3jl25t/playlist/7sEXszPE51cic344x06vrh?si=gL59LKdITCCrfZdW2nE6sw go crazy kids

[Icy Hoe 7:26 PM] I’m using Momo’s account to add songs

[Uranus 7:26 PM] why?

[Icy Hoe 7:26 PM] she has premium and I have boyfriend perks.

[Peppa Pig 7:26 PM] BIG TIME RUSH FUCKS ME UP ON A DAILY BASIS

[Katsucci UwU 7:26 PM] which one of you assholes added “I’m not gay”

[Snoop Dogg 7:26 PM] stop adding emo music @ Bakugou and Todoroki

[Scotch Tape 7:27 PM] i added im not gay because its a good song

[Kermit the frog 7:27 PM] you guys are about to get childish gambino’d

[Snoop Dogg 7:27 PM] I’m adding despacito

[Douchebaguette 7:27 PM] Beyonce will take over this playlist

[Sugar Daddy UwU 7:27 PM] who is adding all the one direction

[Uranus 7:27 PM] kidzbop is happening now

[Katsucci UwU 7:27 PM] whats the fucking problem with one direction

[Snow White 7:27 PM] i actually really like ariana grande so i hope you guys dont mind

[Snoop Dogg 7:27 PM] I blessed the rain down in Africa

[Tentacle Boy 7:28 PM] nickleback incoming

[Paul Blart 7:28 PM] kidzbop is a very good choice Uraraka

[Katsucci UwU 7:28 PM] who keeps adding Florence and the Machine

[Mama Makeout 7:28 PM] me

[Katsucci UwU 7:28 PM] cool cool

[Scotch Tape 7:28 PM] i hope you guys dont mind a slew of panic at the disco

[Snoop Dogg 7:29 PM] JIROU IS THAT YOU ADDING SNOOP DOGG

[Portable Speaker 7:29 PM] of course its me

[Icy Hoe 7:29 PM] who just added the kazoo kid song

[Snoop Dogg 7:29 PM] KIRISHIMA IS ADDING THE KAZOO KID SONG

[Icy Hoe 7:29 PM] oh

[Snoop Dogg 7:29 PM] oh

[2007 emo 7:29 PM] my chemical romance is happening now

[Katsucci UwU 7:29 PM] post Malone. That’s all.

[Icy Hoe 7:29 PM] Midoriya is adding the Pokémon theme song and I was trying to stop him.

[Cutest Furry 7:29 PM] foster the people

[Katsucci UwU 7:29 PM] I just added fuck this shit I’m out and no one is stopping me

[Eijirou OwO 7:29 PM] KAMINARI ADDED THE THOMAS THE TRAIN THEME

[Snoop Dogg 7:29 PM] KIRISHIMA ADDED SEINFELD

[Eijirou OwO 7:30 PM] bakugou i hope you dont mind if i add blow by kesha or explode by patrick stump :) they fit you very well

[Katsucci UwU 7:30 PM] you are lucky you are my boyfriend.

[Mama Makeout 7:30 PM] ocean man

[Eijirou OwO 7:30 PM] @bakugou love you~ <3

[Soggy Broccoli 7:30 PM] OCEAN MAN IS A GOOD SONG

[Portable Speaker 7:30 PM] this playlist needs more edgy music

[Katsucci UwU 7:30 PM] I love you too I guess.

[Kermit the frog 7:30 PM] I have a surprise for you all

[Icy Hoe 7:31 PM] Thats just what I was thinking Jirou.

[Soggy Broccoli 7:31 PM] WHO IS ADDING STARSET

[Icy Hoe 7:31 PM] WHO ADDED LET IT GO

[Mama Makeout 7:31 PM] I added let it go

[Uranus 7:31 PM] sometimes it’s your own girlfriend :/

[Icy Hoe 7:31 PM] I’m adding Billie Eilish

[Portable Speaker 7:31 PM] Starset is a good hecking band Midoriya

[Mama Makeout 7:31 PM] I’m adding Katy Perry

[Katsucci UwU 7:31 PM] STARSET IS A GOOD BAND

[Icy Hoe 7:31 PM] wow Bakugou is bonding

[Eijirou OwO 7:31 PM] fun fact: bakugou uses starset for his alarm for school. Specifically die for you

[Cutest Furry 7:31 PM] whoever added Dora the explorer is awful.

[Kermit the frog 7:31 PM] I’m not awful

[Invisalign 7:32 PM] id like to personally thank koda for adding so much ariana grande

[Snow White 7:32 PM] shes honestly such a queen

[Mama Makeout 7:32 PM] No scrubs by tlc owns me

[Eijirou OwO 7:32 PM] god childish gambino can vore me whole

[Snoop Dogg 7:32 PM] I’m adding bohemian rhapsody

[Scotch Tape 7:32 PM] crank that (soulja boy) is a bop

[Uranus 7:32 PM] I mean I guess yes

[Peppa Pig 7:32 PM] i love post malone thank you for coming to my TEDtalk

[Sugar Daddy UwU 7:33 PM] Id like to have a word with whoever added Watch Me (Whip/ Nae Nae) because that song gives me war flashbacks

[Icy Hoe 7:33 PM] I’m suing whoever added “It’s Everyday Bro”

[Invisalign 7:33 PM] PLEASE DONT SUE ME

[Snoop Dogg 7:33 PM] why would you do that.

[Invisalign 7:33 PM] it was there and i just,, couldnt help myself

[Kermit the frog 7:33 PM] okay but I put it on shuffle and all I’m getting is a bunch of kidzbop and I kind of want to rip out my ears.

[Peppa Pig 7:33 PM] ha that sucks for you however im stuck in childish gambino land

[Cutest Furry 7:33 PM] Kirishima what made you think this was a good idea

[Snoop Dogg 7:33 PM] check the playlist

[Eijirou OwO 7:34 PM] IM TRYING MAKE KAMINARI STOP BUT NOW ITS JUST ENDLESS DESPACITO

[Portable Speaker 7:34 PM] im not sure if its too much despacito or not enough

[Mama Makeout 7:34 PM] is this a bad thing

[Icy Hoe 7:34 PM] is this going to be our first fight

[Mama Makeout 7:34 PM] apparently

[Snoop Dogg 7:34 PM] there’s never enough despacito

[Portable Speaker 7:34 PM] im adding more try and stop me ojirou

[Cutest Furry 7:34 PM] I’m going to have a meltdown.

[Icy Hoe 7:34 PM] me too

[Tentacle Boy 7:34 PM] STOP ADDING DESPACITO WE’LL NEVER BE ABLE TO LISTEN TO OTHER SONGS

[Portable Speaker 7:34 PM] FINE

[Eijirou OwO 7:35 PM] okay please stop adding mass amounts of music to the playlist i think this is a good amount

[Mama Makeout 7:35 PM] step aside Ariana grande there’s a new dangerous woman in town

[Kermit the frog 7:35 PM] mood

[Soggy Broccoli 7:35 PM] whoever is blasting “Crazy=Genius” in the halls i’ll kindly ask you to stop please :)

[Snoop Dogg 7:35 PM] hey guys for my birthday can I get a cardboard cut out of Snoop Dogg thanks

[Icy Hoe 7:35 PM] do you have a problem with Brendon Urie

[Soggy Broccoli 7:35 PM] no no!! Brendon urie is my gay icon i love him

[Portable Speaker 7:35 PM] kaminari you already have 3 cutouts of snoop dogg how many more do you need?

[Uranus 7:35 PM] I JUST READ “SNOOP DOGG” AS “SOGGY DOGG” AND I CANT STOP LAUGHING

[Snoop Dogg 7:35 PM] it’s my Snoop shrine.

[2007 emo 7:35 PM] I cant get over the fact that I just read “Snoop shrine” with my own two eyes

[Kermit the frog 7:35 PM] Brendon Urie is everyone’s gay icon don’t feel special Midoriya

[Eijirou OwO 7:35 PM] god i would vore for brendon urie sorry bakugou

[Katsucci UwU 7:36 PM] I mean. I would vore for him too.

[Uranus 7:36 PM] I’d make the sweetest brownies for Brendon.

[Portable Speaker 7:36 PM] everyone would vore for brendon urie dont feel special Kirishima

[2007 emo 7:36 PM] I’d bone Brendon no homo just my emo icon

[Peppa Pig 7:36 PM] I CANT BREATHE TOKOYAMI

[Icy Hoe 7:36 PM] I mean. You aren’t wrong.

[Mama Makeout 7:36 PM] oh

[Paul Blart 7:36 PM] I’m not even going to comment

[Snoop Dogg 7:36 PM] group bones Brendon Urie (not clickbait) (freakout) ( emo tional)

[Sugar Daddy UwU 7:36 PM] id bone brendon urie in a heartbeat

[Katsucci UwU 7:36 PM] who wouldn’t

[Soggy Broccoli 7:37 PM] raise your hand if you wouldnt bone brendon urie its important

[Mama Makeout 7:37 PM] I’m just loyal

[Uranus 7:37 PM] I’m also loyal but this should be a free pass.

[Snow White 7:37 PM] I’m not raising my hand just so you guys know

[Icy Hoe 7:37 PM] listen I’m loyal too babe but this is a free pass. If Deku and Uraraka can do it you can.

[Paul Blart 7:37 PM] std???

[2007 emo 7:37 PM] Brendon doesn’t get stds. His bodily fluids are just holy water.

[Portable Speaker 7:37 PM] im also loyal but you wont see me passing up a chance to bone brendon urie

[Snoop Dogg 7:37 PM] Todoroki just said babe and my life is complete I guess

[Icy Hoe 7:37 PM] babebabebabebabebabebabebabebabebabebabebabebabebabebabebabebabebabebabebabe

[Portable Speaker 7:37 PM] sorry kaminari but ariana grande is really fucking hot

[Katsucci 7:37 PM] calm down you sassy fuck

[Snoop Dogg 7:37 PM] take one for the team Jirou.

[Portable Speaker 7:38 PM] id vore for her any day and no one can stop me because im not a coward

[Kermit the frog 7:38 PM] follow your dreams Jirou. We won’t stop you.

[Katsucci UwU 7:38 PM] If Ariana is the way you want to go follow your heart I guess

[Paul Blart 7:38 PM] wow that was inspirational

[Portable Speaker 7:38 PM] @ kaminari Bye bitch

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[Snoop Dogg 7:38 PM] I’d leave me for Ariana too

[2007 emo 7:38 PM] Kaminari is self conscious I guess.

[Uranus 7:39 PM] it’s okay you can be as beautiful as Ariana Grande one day as long as you believe.

[Snoop Dogg 7:39 PM] okay wow r00d

[Portable Speaker 7:39 PM] babe you are as beautiful as ariana grande its just that she can sing

[Snoop Dogg 7:39 PM] A W E B A B E

[Portable Speaker 7:39 PM] <3

[Eijirou OwO 7:39 PM] all these couples showing love i feel so left out smh

[Katsucci UwU 7:39 PM] Id explode all might for you

[2007 emo 7:39 PM] now that’s an act of love

[Eijirou OwO 7:39 PM] aw thanks babe! <3

[Mama Makeout 7:39 PM] why would you explode skeleton papa like that

[Kermit the frog 7:39 PM] calling all might papa like that???? Todoroki might get jealous.

[Icy Hoe 7:39 PM] you know how people eat frog legs.

[Icy Hoe 7:39 PM] well we are going to be eating good tonight

[Kermit the frog 7:39 PM] NO THANK YOU

[2007 emo 7:39 PM] vore for all might

[Uranus 7:39 PM] Midoriya they are all stealing your man how do you feel?

[Peppa Pig 7:40 PM] vore to pay respects

[Katsucci UwU 7:40 PM] vore

[Snoop Dogg 7:40 PM] vore

[Uranus 7:40 PM] vore

[Paul Blart 7:40 PM] vore

[Eijirou OwO 7:40 PM] vore

[Mama Makeout 7:40 PM] vore

[Tentacle Boy 7:40 PM] vore

[Baise Brutale 7:40 PM] vore

[2007 emo 7:40 PM] vore

[Snow White 7:40 PM] vore

[Portable Speaker 7:40 PM] vore

[Kermit the frog 7:40 PM] wow all this vore for me. I feel special.

[Snoop Dogg 7:40 PM] vore for the lord I guess.

[Peppa Pig 7:40 PM] it just felt right

[Katsucci UwU 7:40 PM] I know this doesn’t sound like something I would say. But I would vore for Post Malone.

[Icy Hoe 7:40 PM] wow I agree with Bakuhoe for once that’s weird.

[Paul Blart 7:40 PM] please be nice

[Uranus 7:40 PM] that’s what dadzawa would want

[Kermit the frog 7:40 PM] eraser daddy

[Cutest Furry 7:40 PM] I hate that

[Peppa Pig 7:41 PM] IM A GENIUS GUYS LISTEN

[Cutest Furry 7:41 PM] do I want to listen

[Peppa Pig 7:41 PM] TOMORROW WILL BE THE DAY I FINALLY PROVE ERASERMIC IS CANON KING

[2007 emo 7:41 PM] if you are up for the challenge do it

[Peppa Pig 7:41 PM] who wants to take a walk with me tomorrow ;)

[Icy Hoe 7:41 PM] you alive would be preferable

[Mama Makeout 7:41 PM] I’d like to live so no thanks

[Uranus 7:41 PM] IM GOING

[Kermit the frog 7:41 PM] I literally have nothing to lose so why not

[Peppa Pig 7:41 PM] im forming an army

[Snoop Dogg 7:41 PM] I’m chill with present mic so I guess I’ll go

[Snoop Dogg 7:41 PM] we listened to Snoop Dogg together earlier. We really bonded.

[Portable Speaker 7:42 PM] if denki goes i go

[2007 emo 7:42 PM] I feel like he would enjoy the attention so I’ll just watch from a distance

[Snoop Dogg 7:42 PM] This better happen or I’m suing, Mina

[Peppa Pig 7:42 PM] oh it’ll happen

[Eijirou OwO 7:42 PM] im not missing this for anything

[Eijirou OwO 7:42 PM] if i die i die ya know

[Icy Hoe 7:42 PM] god Aizawa is going to kill all of us

[Invisalign 7:42 PM] you guys do know that im stealth queen,,, i could help out

[Katsucci UwU 7:42 PM] it’s because you are literally fucking invisible that’s the only fucking reason

[Icy Hoe 7:42 PM] Bakugou is just jealous that he can’t be good at everything

[Invisalign 7:42 PM] i dont see you using your quirk to be stealthy bitch

[Katsucc UwU 7:42 PM] shut the fuck up floating bra from ICarly

[Invisalign 7:42 PM] you wish

[Uranus 7:42 PM] I CANT BREATHE

[Katsucci UwU 7:42 PM] bitch I’m gay why would I give a fuck about a bra

[Invisalign 7:43 PM] *@ ojirou sorry forgot to put that in my last message

[Snoop Dogg 7:43 PM] he only cares about Kirishima’s  p e n i s

[Eijirou OwO 7:43 PM] im going to kill you kaminari i am a child i am a good boy

[2007 emo 7:43 PM] whywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhy

[Kermit the frog 7:43 PM] wHoS a GoOd BoY

[Eijirou OwO 7:43 PM] i

[Mama Makeout 7:43 PM] oh god

[Icy Hoe 7:43 PM] what a fun bonding experience

[Baise Brutale 7:43 PM] I heard bonding and now I’m here

[Uranus 7:43 PM] that’s not,,,,,, thats exactly what we were not talking about

[Portable Speaker 7:43 PM] im not sure if i can wait until tomorrow for aizawa to kill me after seeing that text

[Snoop Dogg 7:44 PM] I’m sorry for saying something about Kirishima’s genitalia. It was wrong of me.

[Kermit the frog 7:44 PM] genitalia wow fancy

[Portable Speaker 7:44 PM] im laughing did kirishima make you type that

[Katsucci UwU 7:44 PM] I wish instead of Aizawa being able to erase quirks, I wish he could erase the WHOLE PERSON TOO

[Snoop Dogg 7:44 PM] nope definitely not no no

[Eijirou OwO 7:44 PM] jirou im hurt that you would think i would force him to write that

[Cutest Furry 7:44 PM] I heard Kaminaris screams from my room.

[Paul Blart 7:44 PM] all I heard was “get me out of this headlock I’ll apologize bro

[Portable Speaker 7:44 PM] BAHAHA I CANT STOP LAUGHING

[Portable Speaker 7:44 PM] deserved it

[Snoop Dogg 7:44 PM] please tell Kirishima I’m not his portable charger

[Uranus changed Snoop Dogg’s name to: Portable Charger]

[Uranus 7:44 PM] now you and Jirou match <3

[Portable Speaker 7:45 PM] aw babe!! Thanks uraraka i think this is the most romantic thing to happen to our relationship and we didnt even initiate it. Kinda sad

[Portable Charger 7:45 PM] I WAS TRYING TO PROVE A POINT AND THAT FAILED

[Portable Charger 7:45 PM] you guys suck

[Kermit the frog 7:45 PM] awe we love you too Kaminari

[Cutest Furry 7:45 PM] if my charger breaks I’m coming to you

[Katsucci UwU 7:45 PM] how did roundface think of that and not me

[Uranus 7:45 PM] because I use my brain :p

[Eijirou OwO 7:45 PM] my phone is almost dead and my charger is broken kaminari p l e a s e just once!!

[Icy Hoe 7:45 PM] yeah you always let Jirou use you at lunch????

[Portable Charger 7:45 PM] girlfriend perks :/

[Mama Makeout 7:45 PM] ever heard of best friend perks?

[Portable Speaker 7:45 PM] if you guys were wondering, dating an actual portable charger is really nice

[Portable Speaker 7:45 PM] but you know what isnt nice????? KAMINARI’S SLEEP SHOCKS

[Kermit the frog 7:45 PM] I mean. If you are talking about perks Momo is literally dating a Portable ac unit and heater

[Mama Makeout 7:45 PM] I’m never too hot or too cold. Always perfect.

[Portable Charger 7:46 PM] keep in mind I try not to shock you and that’s the only point.

[Icy Hoe 7:46 PM] I cant believe I was just compared to an air conditioner

[Kermit the frog 7:46 PM] IIDA IS THE HUMAN LIGHTNING MCQUEEN DONT @ ME

[EIjirou OwO 7:46 PM] DID YOU MEAN IIDA IS G O D

[Portable Charger 7:46 PM] OH MY GOD

[Katsucci UwU 7:46 PM] HOLY SHIT YOU ARE RIGHT

[Uranus 7:46 PM] and here we witness a wild Bakugou laughing

[Cutest Furry 7:46 PM] whoever added careless whisper on here for a joke. Thanks. I love this song.

[Mama Makeout 7:46 PM] who said it was a joke?

[Uranus 7:46 PM] it plays in my head everyday all day

[Peppa Pig 7:46 PM] i bet it plays in your head louder when you see midoriya

[Uranus 7:46 PM] correct

[Soggy Broccoli 7:46 PM] right back at you

[Icy Hoe 7:46 PM] this is the strangest form of flirting I think I’ve ever seen

[2007 emo 7:47 PM] couple goals?

[Kermit the frog 7:47 PM] I mean I guess

[Eijirou OwO 7:47 PM] mood

[Katsucci UwU 7:47 PM] okay but our flirting makes sense??? Like I tell you I love you and stuff because it’s true and Deku and Roundface just say “wow I hear careless whisper when I’m around you” what the fuck kind of bullshit is this

[Uranus 7:47 PM] it’s correct

[Icy Hoe 7:47 PM] wow Bakugou says I love you??? Surprising

[Katsucci UwU 7:47 PM] never hear you say I love you to big tits McGee

[Eijirou OwO 7:47 PM] sorry for the expose but bakugou says i love you a l o t

[Katsucci UwU 7:47 PM] see fuck you Half and Half

[Icy Hoe 7:47 PM] did you just call my girlfriend big tits McGee?

[Baise Brutale 7:47 PM] I MEAN HES NOT WRONG

[Uranus 7:48 PM] yum vomit tastes fantastic

[Portable Speaker 7:48 PM] i never want to breathe again

[2007 emo 7:48 PM] ocean man I guess

[Katsucci UwU 7:48 PM] I’m literally so fucking gay for Kirishima so I don’t find it fucking attractive don’t get too excited Todoroki

[Kermit the frog 7:48 PM] BIG TITS MCGEE

[Mama Makeout 7:48 PM] I’m glad my breasts are bringing us together

[Paul Blart 7:48 PM] can we n o t talk about Yaoyorozu’s mammaries

[Portable Charger 7:48 PM] do you mean: titties

[Eijirou OwO 7:48 PM] awe bro im gay for you too! No homo tho

[Katsucci UwU 7:48 PM] if you are going to say that you are gay for me don’t start the fucking sentence WITH B R O

[Icy Hoe 7:48 PM] why big tits McGee I actually usvsjsbskwbsksbsksbksbsjsbsishwkbwkwhw

[Uranus 7:48 PM] Todoroki is actually laying across Deku and why am I jealous

[Eijirou OwO 7:48 PM] but bro

[Soggy Broccoli 7:48 PM] its a very odd feeling because hes radiating hot and cold at the same time

[Mama Makeout 7:48 PM] you get used to it.

[Soggy Broccoli 7:49 PM] i mean i never said it was a bad feeling

[Uranus 7:49 PM] Deku and Todoroki are now just o n e p e r s o n

[Portable Charger 7:49 PM] if your bro needs to cuddle, cuddle. It’s not gay. It’s okay. Unless you are gay. Then it’s gay. But that’s also okay. I’m just gonna stop now.

[Eijirou OwO 7:49 PM] kaminari and i are cuddling right now but as bros. Make sure to ward off the gay by saying “no homo” every 30 seconds

[Icy Hoe 7:49 PM] okay but why is Midoriya so comfortable. He’s like a sofa????

[Mama Makeout 7:49 PM] uraraka is mine now. You can keep Shouto.

[Uranus 7:49 PM] wow Todoroki you are lucky. Momo is really comfortable.

[Soggy Broccoli 7:49 PM] ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Uranus 7:49 PM] looks like momo owns me now

[Icy Hoe 7:49 PM] We can switch out days Uraraka. If we arrange it correctly it won’t be weird.

[Uranus 7:49 PM] it’s like renting a house or something

[Soggy Broccoli 7:50 PM] i like where this is going

[Portable Charger 7:50 PM] orgy OwO?

[Icy Hoe 7:50 PM] a n d that’s where the line is drawn

[Soggy Broccoli 7:50 PM] special thanks to kaminari for now making this whole thing weird with just one message. Really owe you one

[Portable Charger 7:50 PM] that’s what I’m here for

[Uranus 7:50 PM] I don’t care what he says. I’m not moving. Nope. Not a bit.

[Mama Makeout 7:50 PM] Shouto I think you just met your replacement. Her hands are soft

[Icy Hoe 7:50 PM] okay but my left hand is literally on fire a lot of the time??? Do you expect it to be soft????

[Soggy Broccoli 7:50 PM] his left hand is a lot softer than i thought it would be?? I expected it to be like a hecking rock but its not that hard

[Katsucci UwU 7:50 PM] wow I agree with Half and Half for once. When your hand is literally on fire it’s not the softest

[Mama Makeout 7:50 PM] uraraka is falling asleep so I don’t think you are getting her back

[Eijirou OwO 7:50 PM] its nice to be in a relationship where the possibility of soft hands is just,, out the window

[Kermit the frog 7:50 PM] okay but can I say this is actually kind of cute??? I just walked into the common room do get a snack and like they are all together in one section of the sofa laying together and it’s like a weird family??? Like somehow Momo and Todoroki are still holding hands and so is Midoriya and Uraraka and it’s kind of iconic???

[Soggy Broccoli 7:50 PM] its an odd system but it still works

[Icy Hoe 7:50 PM] uraraka is asleep on my leg and it’s asleep please help

[Katsucci UwU 7:50 PM] two options. Freeze her or burn her.

[Soggy Broccoli 7:51 PM] OR you can blast some kidz bop and she’ll have no problem waking up t r u s t  m e

[Mama Makeout 7:51 PM] wake up this absolute angel and you die

[Icy Hoe 7:51 PM] I’m torn between two options. Wake her up with kidzbop or momo murders me. Any requests?

[2007 emo 7:51 PM] you were always going to die at some point.

[Cutest Furry 7:51 PM] WOW GOOD ADVICE TOKOYAMI

[Peppa Pig 7:51 PM] wake her up with juju on that beat its her favorite kidz bop song

[ Portable Charger 7:51 PM] I’m so conflicted. What should I choose? Todorokis death or Todorokis death?

[Kermit the frog 7:51 PM] I’m definitely staying to watch this

[Kermit the frog 7:51 PM] HES PULLING IT UP ON YOUTUBE

[Icy Hoe 7:51 PM] wish me luck

[Scotch Tape 7:52 PM] i know satou said something like this earlier but whoever added Watch Me (Whip/ Nae Nae) i have a bone to pick with you

[Baise Brutale 7:52 PM] you said you had to bone me?

[Scotch Tape 7:52 PM] n o

[Mama Makeout 7:52 PM] I’m not sure what’s worse. Uraraka instantly waking up to sing Juju on that beat or Mineta asking Sero to bone him.

[Soggy Broccoli 7:52 PM] i told you guys it would work. She uses multiple kidz bop songs for her alarms

[Uranus 7:52 PM] I want my boyfriend back please

[Icy Hoe 7:52 PM] can we switch now

[Soggy Broccoli 7:52 PM] i missed her scent

[Mama Makeout 7:52 PM] I like the free air conditioning I receive

[Icy Hoe 7:52 PM] I feel like Kaminari

[Portable Charger 7:53 PM] it hurts doesn’t it bro. For your girlfriend and best friend to use you.

[Portable Speaker 7:53 PM] you gotta do what you gotta do to get by

[Portable Speaker 7:53 PM] sorry i dont make the rules hun

[Katsucci UwU 7:53 PM] the most disgusting thing is that Kirishima’s feet are always cold and he shoves them on me because “I’m warm” and “you could be used as a heater” and it’s the worst feeling in the whole entire world

[Eijirou OwO 7:53 PM] i dont like being exposed like this and you know i dont like wearing socks when im trying to cuddle

[Katsucci UwU 7:53 PM] it’s better than your nasty ass feet touching my bare fucking legs you heathen

[Eijirou OwO 7:53 PM] am i the only one who hates wearing socks when trying to get some cuddles???

[Uranus 7:53 PM] i love how the only thing Bakugou is open about is his relationship

[2007 emo 7:53 PM] I don’t cuddle but I like to move my toes so yes I agree

[Cutest Furry 7:53 PM] wow it must be so hard to see your significant other. What a shame.

[Icy Hoe 7:53 PM] momo would kill me if I wore socks when we cuddle

[Invisalign 7:53 PM] the only nice thing about being the invisible one in the relationship is that you get to secretly stare at your significant other <3

[Soggy Broccoli 7:54 PM] socks are prisons for your feet and i dont like it

[Katsucci UwU 7:54 PM] I don’t care if Kirishima sees me or not I’m still going to fucking look at him because he’s attractive

[Mama Makeout 7:54 PM] I literally sit next to Todoroki in class and we live on the same floor so he’s just stuck with me

[Eijirou OwO 7:54 PM] bakugou and i are in an infinite staring contest

[Kermit the frog 7:54 PM] we love this good Kiribaku and Todomomo content.

[Invisalign 7:54 PM] sometimes i wish aizawa could erase my quirk just so mashirao could look at me just once

[2007 emo 7:54 PM] HOLY SHIT I JUST REALIZED HE LITERALLY CANT ERASE YOUR QUIRK BECAUSE HE CANT SEE YOUR EYES

[Katsucci UwU 7:54 PM] well fuck me on the left side with a lunchbox I guess

[Eijirou OwO 7:55 PM] if you insist

[Portable Charger 7:55 PM] a lunchbox. UNIQUE I LIKE IT.

[Icy Hoe 7:55 PM] well that’s an interesting way to show you are shocked

[Kermit the frog 7:55 PM] how would you make sweet love to someone on the left side with a lunch box

[Uranus 7:55 PM] don’t think about it.

[Sugar Daddy UwU 7:55 PM] that wasn’t an image i asked for but my brain gave it to me anyways

[Mama Makeout 7:55 PM] why. Why does this happen

[Baise Brutale 7:55 PM] I’m always down to try new things

[Paul Blart 7:55 PM] WE ARE CHILDREN

[Eijirou OwO 7:55 PM] great now that image is in my head. Even I didnt want to see it

[Portable Charger 7:55 PM] IM JUST IMAGINING SOMEONE SHOVING A LUNCHBOX IN HIS RIBCAGE AND HIM VIOLENTLY SCREAMING

[Eijirou OwO 7:55 PM] I CANT STOP LAUGHING AND NEITHER CAN KAMINARI WE’RE JUST HAVING A LOT OF LAUGHS

[Mama Makeout 7:56 PM] why though

[Uranus 7:56 PM] we don’t hear Todoroki laugh a lot at all but I did just now and my acne is cleared.

[Cutest Furry 7:56 PM] was your weave snatched

[Uranus 7:56 PM] acne cleared. Crops watered. Weave snatched. Depression gone. Life complete.

[2007 emo 7:56 PM] depression was snatched like a weave

[Icy Hoe 7:56 PM] I’m freezing whoever put its everyday bro on this playlist.

[Invisalign 7:56 PM] OJIROU JUST SAID THE WORDS WEAVE SNATCHED AND I DONT THINK IVE EVER BEEN HAPPIER

[Cutest Furry 7:56 PM] don’t get used to it

[Icy Hoe 7:56 PM] it’s Tessa Brooks. The competitions shook.

[Tentacle Boy 7:57 PM] I’m also listening to “It’s Everyday Bro” and I hate it

[Kermit the frog 7:57 PM] I bet my life that Mineta added “I just had sex”

[Portable Charger 7:57 PM] i

[Mama Makeout 7:57 PM] I’m having the time of my life bopping out to “Spooky Scary Skeletons”

[Eijirou OwO 7:57 PM] “teenagers in love” is such a good song oh my

[Katsucci UwU 7:57 PM] wanna know what’s great

[Kermit the frog 7:57 PM] what

[Katsucci UwU 7:57 PM] any song starset has made

[Portable Speaker 7:57 PM] IVE NEVER AGREED WITH ANYTHING HARDER

[Katsucci UwU 7:57 PM] this is why I appreciate you

[Portable Speaker 7:58 PM] i,, appreciate you too ?

[Portable Charger 7:58 PM] that was sweet???? I think.

[Portable Speaker 7:58 PM] im touched

[Eijirou OwO 7:58 PM] he means well Jirou i promise

[Portable Charger 7:58 PM] dude I think he was being serious

[Katsucci UwU 7:58 PM] surprise! I actually like some of you people

[Portable Speaker 7:58 PM] I mean it man. Im touched

[Uranus 7:58 PM] we love two bonding queens

[Eijirou OwO 7:58 PM] ive never been prouder of my baby

[Icy Hoe 7:58 PM] some of us???? I’m deeply offended.

[Kermit the frog 7:58 PM] bakubaby

[Katsucci UwU 7:58 PM] incorrect try again

[Eijirou OwO 7:59 PM] BLESS YOU TSU I CANT BELIEVE I HAVENT THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE

[Eijirou OwO changed Katsucci UwU’s name to: Bakubaby]

[Bakubaby 7:59 PM] fuck you Tsu you are going on the list

[Kermit the frog 7:59 PM] the list?

[Bakubaby 7:59 PM] my fuck you list

[Kermit the frog 7:59 PM] AWE IM HONORED

[Eijirou OwO 7:59 PM] im on and off that list

[Bakubaby 7:59 PM] well you are back on now, babe ;) <3

[Portable Charger 7:59 PM] sucks to be you I guess :/

[Eijirou OwO 8:00 PM] heck

[Portable Speaker 8:00 PM] im on the complete opposite list s u c k e r s

[Bakubaby 8:00 PM] yes

[Soggy Broccoli 8:00 PM] what list am i on kacchan?

[Bakubaby 8:00 PM] childhood regrets and mistakes.

[Soggy Broccoli 8:00 PM] oh

[Uranus 8:00 PM] OH MY GOD I JUST LOST IT

[Eijirou OwO 8:00 PM] I CANT STOP LAUGHING THERE ARE ACTUAL TEARS HAPPENING

[Icy Hoe 8:00 PM] sucks to be Midoriya but it feels amazing to be us

[Soggy Broccoli 8:00 PM] im really not sure what i had expected him to say

[2007 emo 8:00 PM] I was moved to tears

[Cutest Furry 8:00 PM] you’ve gotta expect the unexpected

[Invisalign 8:01 PM] okay but that list sounds like a whole ass mood

[Portable Speaker 8:01 PM] “childhood regrets and mistakes” is honestly so iconic

[Tentacle Boy 8:01 PM] I like the sound of that list

[Scotch Tape 8:01 PM] mr dandsman can vore my existence

[Invisalign 8:01 PM] im laughing really hard at mr dandsman

[Scotch Tape 8:01 PM] mr dandsman

[Scotch Tape 8:01 PM] but its true mr sandman can vore me w h o l e

[Uranus 8:01 PM] mr dandsman

[Scotch Tape 8:01 PM] okay listen im tired and i just made one (1) mistake and now theres teasing

[2007 emo 8:01 PM] my whole existence was a mistake

[Uranus 8:01 PM] I mean. You are a bird man so I guess that is kind of a mistake

[Portable Charger 8:02 PM] he may be a bird man but he’s our bird man

[Tentacle Boy 8:02 PM]   Tokoyami we’re mistake bros

[Kermit the frog 8:02 PM] I’m a literal f r o g

[Tentacle Boy 8:02 PM] Welcome to the mistake club

[Eijirou OwO 8:02 PM] that sounds like the saddest club ever

[Icy Hoe 8:02 PM] what type of mistakes are we talking about. Like. Birth. Genes?

[2007 emo 8:02 PM] oh

[Tentacle Boy 8:02 PM] We’re talking existence is a mistake because of our quirks

[Invisalign 8:02 PM] petition to rename the mistake club to freaks and geeks club because i would also be considered apart of this club

[Icy Hoe 8:03 PM] yeah maybe Bakugou will feel accepted somewhere for once  

[Bakubaby 8:03 PM] shut up you fucking Canadian flag

[Icy Hoe 8:03 PM] that’s fucking rude

[Kermit the frog 8:03 PM] watch your fucking profanity you asshats there are children

[2007 emo 8:03 PM] keep the ears of the innocent pure

[Cutest Furry 8:03 PM] yeah. We can’t let Midoriya or Iida hear this. Too pure.

[Portable Charger 8:03 PM] protecc the angels

[Paul Blart 8:03 PM] PLEASE REFRAIN FROM CURSING

[Bakubaby 8:03 PM] what are you going to get Aizawa or something?

[Mama Makeout 8:03 PM] he should have a break :)

Chapter Text

Wednesday 6:04 AM

[Peppa Pig 6:04 AM] you guys ready to hear the erasermic exposing plan?

[Portable Speaker 6:04 AM] ive been waiting my whole life for this

[Portable Charger 6:04 AM] TIME TO VORE ERASERMIC

[Peppa Pig 6:04 AM] okay! So at lunch they usually hang around outside. We’ll be “taking a walk” outdoors around campus once most of us can finish up our lunch

[Peppa Pig 6:04 AM] since not a lot of us are outside during lunch i bet they probably see it as their private time

[Peppa Pig 6:05 AM] this plan is taking a bit of a gamble but if it fails it wont be a big deal

[Peppa Pig 6:05 AM] to make it not seem so suspicious we’ll have to split up in groups instead of being in a huge group of like 20 kids. That would just be weird

[Peppa Pig 6:05 AM] any questions, comments, or concerns?

[Icy Hoe 6:05 AM] you guys are going to actually die

[Bakubaby 6:05 AM] this is a suicide

[Portable Charger 6:05 AM] this is one iconic ass way to go out

[Eijirou OwO 6:05 AM] i mean if im going to die then im going to die in the name of exposing the gays

[Uranus 6:05 AM] this is happening and I’m a part of it

[Kermit the frog 6:05 AM] let’s go bitches

[2007 emo 6:05 AM] guys I hope you know this is a mistake

[Portable Speaker 6:05 AM] Are you guys trying to tell us that you dont want to see erasermic

[Soggy Broccoli 6:06 AM] I’m positive that i can get all might to help us

[Uranus 6:06 AM] if Bakugou is going to be a Bakubitch then he can’t be a part of it.

[Bakubaby 6:06 AM] f u c k o f f

[Portable Charger 6:06 AM] BAKUBITCH IM WHEEZING

[Eijirou OwO 6:06 AM] bakugou is always a bakubitch

[Cutest Furry 6:06 AM] it’s too early for you guys shit

[2007 emo 6:06 AM] t h e n l e a v e

[Paul Blart 6:06 AM] well at least this is waking people up for school

[Bakubaby 6:07 AM] I cordially invite Kirishima Eijirou to suck a chair leg

[Eijirou OwO 6:07 AM] sounds kinky

[Peppa Pig 6:07 AM] so who exactly is in on this operation

[Portable Charger 6:07 AM] I’m in

[Portable Speaker 6:07 AM] theres nothing stopping me from joining

[Kermit the frog 6:07 AM] This is the most iconic way to die so that’s how I go

[Uranus 6:07 AM] I don’t see why I wouldn’t go

[Invisalign 6:07 AM] count me in!

[Bakubaby 6:08 AM] id rather Aizawa not get pissed off at me again

[Icy Hoe 6:08 AM] I’m just gonna watch

[Eijirou OwO 6:08 AM] ive never been more excited to be apart of a plan before

[Baise Brutale 6:08 AM] god I hope Aizawa pisses on me

[Mama Makeout 6:08 AM] nonononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononono

[2007 emo 6:08 AM] it’s too early for Mineta’s shit

[Cutest Furry 6:08 AM] there’s no way that I could be a part of this

[Paul Blart 6:09 AM] we shouldn’t be doing this to our teachers!!! This is their private life and we shouldn’t intrude

[Scotch Tape 6:09 AM] ive been looking for an excuse to die  

[Bakubaby 6:09 AM] shut your fuck

[Portable Charger 6:09 AM] i

[2007 emo 6:09 AM] oh my god this is a terrible idea that I somehow got tied into

[Uranus 6:09 AM] if anyone sees these messages we are absolute toast

[Soggy Broccoli 6:09 AM] I’m in boys

[Douchebaguette 6:09 AM] I WOULD NEVER PASS THIS OPPORTUNITY UP

[Icy Hoe 6:09 AM] if you bitches want to die more power to you I guess.

[Kermit the frog 6:09 AM] alright so we’ve got: Mina, Kaminari, Jirou, Kirishima, Uraraka, Me, Aoyama, Sero, Hagakure, and Midoriya

[Portable Charger 6:10 AM] now this is a team I can get behind

[Invisalign 6:10 AM] it feels wrong to be this excited

[Uranus 6:10 AM] Mina do we have a meetup time and place?

[Peppa Pig 6:10 AM] Just check in when you finish your lunch and we’ll split up into groups outside and search for them

[Kermit the frog 6:10 AM] a bitch is gonna eat fast

[Portable Charger 6:10 AM] oh I think we’ll find present mic easily

[Eijirou OwO 6:10 AM] so what will the groups be?

[Kermit the frog 6:10 AM] any ideas? Teams of five? Or maybe two?

[Portable Speaker 6:11 AM] me and kaminari are in a team

[Eijirou OwO 6:11 AM] aye sero wanna be on a team

[Uranus 6:11 AM] I’ll take Tsu

[Scotch Tape 6:11 AM] yeet you bet bro

[Douchebaguette 6:11 AM] Midoriya would you want to be in a team with me

[Peppa Pig 6:11 AM] im snatching hagakure

[Invisalign 6:11 AM] <3

[Soggy Broccoli 6:11 AM] sounds good aoyama!

[Peppa Pig 6:11 AM] great so everyone has a partner! I have a good feeling about this  

[Uranus 6:11 AM] I also have a good feeling about this

[Soggy Broccoli 6:12 AM] if something goes wrong i have all might on backup

[Icy Hoe 6:12 AM] I’ll be watching you guys to make sure he doesn’t kill you

[2007 emo 6:12 AM] I will also assist on the watching part

[Tentacle Boy 6:12 AM] This will be a wonderful show to watch

[Mama Makeout 6:12 AM] I’ll bring popcorn

[Cutest Furry 6:12 AM] all of you will die

[Invisalign 6:12 AM] whats your point?

[2007 emo 6:12 AM] go out fashionably.

[Sugar Daddy UwU 6:12 AM] i cant see a single scenario where this will go well



Wednesday 11:32 AM

[Peppa Pig 11:32 AM] JIROU AND KAMINARI LIED TO US ABOUT PRESENT MICS DESPACITO AND I CANT B R E A T H E

[Bakubaby 11:32 AM] you hear that? Its victory

[Portable Speaker 11:32 AM] ITS ALL IN THE ELEMENT OF SURPRISE HOES

[EIjirou OwO 11:32 AM] i think i can actually see monoma losing his actual mind and its so iconic

[Bakubaby 11:32 AM] he actually is losing his shit

[Scotch Tape 11:33 AM] i can practically see his brain cells dying

[Icy Hoe 11:33 AM] wow this bitch is going nuts

[Uranus 11:33 AM] HES COMING

[Mama Makeout 11:33 AM] it’s alright Kendou just karate chopped his whole n e c k

[Portable Speaker 11:33 AM] I think this is the best thing to ever happen in UA history

[Portable Charger 11:33 AM] If Monoma can’t handle the despacito hes a coward

[Kermit the frog 11:33 AM] aizawa is actually losing it in a good way????

[Portable Charger 11:33 AM] probably because it’s present mic

[Peppa Pig 11:33 AM] thats gay

[Eijirou OwO 11:33 AM] the way hes screaming it is making me sob

[Icy Hoe 11:34 AM] I actually can’t

[Portable Speaker 11:34 AM] literally the only reason he didnt do this yesterday was because he didnt know all the words

[Portable Charger 11:34 AM] I love this.

[Portable Speaker 11:34 AM] the only sad thing about all of this is that kaminari looks happier than when we started officially dating

[Invisalign 11:34 AM] thats so sad. Present mic. Scream despacito

[Kermit the frog 11:34 AM] I cant believe Bakugou is actually laughing

[Eijirou OwO 11:34 AM] hes bopping pretty hard right now

[Bakubaby 11:34 AM] watching Monoma suffer is beautiful.

[Scotch Tape 11:34 AM] kirishima how are you attracted to someone who gets immense joy from other people’s suffering

[Eijirou OwO 11:34 AM] its complicated dude

[Bakubaby 11:34 AM] I find offense to that

[Icy Hoe 11:35 AM] be sweet to the bakubaby

[Uranus 11:35 AM] poor little bakubaby. Getting attacked like that

[Bakubaby 11:35 AM] fuck you guys

[Portable Charger 11:35 AM] language bakuhoe

[Kermit the frog 11:35 AM] Kaminari- says something about bad language. Immediately follows it up with calling Bakugou a hoe.

[Portable Charger 11:35 AM] a hoe is a farming tool. Do you even play Minecraft

[2007 emo 11:35 AM] real men play Minecraft.

[Eijirou OwO 11:35 AM] DO YALL WANT TO HEAR A SECRET ABOUT BAKUGOU

[Eijirou OwO 11:36 AM] IM ALREADY GOING TO DIE IN A BIT BECAUSE OF AIZAWA SO IM FINE WITH EXPOSING BAKUGOU

[Uranus 11:36 AM] do you ever think of how you might be potentially ruining your relationship with him? Just a question

[Eijirou OwO 11:36 AM] i did not but i just thought about this and im still ready to expose this boi

[Uranus 11:36 AM] proceed

[Eijirou OwO 11:36 AM] bakugou plays minecraft

[Bakubaby 11:36 AM] it puts me at ease asshole

[Icy Hoe 11:36 AM] whatever works man

[Portable Charger 11:36 AM] NOW THATS A REAL MAN RIGHT THERE

[Portable Speaker 11:36 AM] hey kaminari! You and bakugou should play together sometime

[Kermit the frog 11:36 AM] Hes my icon

[2007 emo 11:36 AM] Hes my hero.

[Bakubaby 11:36 AM] who says we haven’t Jirou.

[Portable Charger 11:37 AM] we made one sicc mansion

[Cutest Furry 11:37 AM] I. Wow.

[Kermit the frog 11:37 AM] off topic but like. EraserMic. I’m ready. We need to expose some people.

[Eijirou OwO 11:37 AM] im finished eating

[Peppa Pig 11:37 AM] okay team ereasermic people whos finished eating

[Portable Charger 11:37 AM] me

[Invisalign 11:37 AM] yah yeet i ate

[Uranus 11:37 AM] I am!

[Kermit the frog 11:37 AM] I just finished

[Scotch Tape 11:37 AM] im ready

[Portable Speaker 11:37 AM] my time to die has come

[Soggy Broccoli 11:38 AM] its now or never i guess

[Douchebaguette 11:38 AM] I’m always ready in the name of the gays

[Icy Hoe 11:38 AM] I’ll be watching you guys die from a distance.

[2007 emo 11:38 AM] it was nice knowing you all

[Paul Blart 11:38 AM] I still don’t think this is a good idea! What if Aizawa expels you?

[Cutest Furry 11:38 AM] I honestly don’t think that will stop them.

[Eijirou OwO 11:38 AM] oh my god being expelled would be so iconic

[Portable Charger 11:38 AM] bois let’s roll out.

[Peppa Pig 11:38 AM] okay teams! Scatter!

[Invisalign 11:39 AM] does this mean i should go,,, incognito

[Uranus 11:39 AM] yes

[Cutest Furry 11:39 AM] dont go incognito please dear god. You’d be exposed????

[Invisalign 11:39 AM] im going to do it and you cant stop me ojirou

[Kermit the frog 11:39 AM] I mean. If you want to Hagakure I’m not going to stop you.

[Invisalign 11:39 AM] thanks tsu

[Icy Hoe 11:39 AM] as long as Mineta doesn’t go near you you should be okay.

[2007 emo 11:39 AM] good thing she’s invisible so Mineta can’t see her

[Baise Brutale 11:39 AM] I USE MY NOSE

[Mama Makeout 11:39 AM] why does this happen every time.

[Invisalign 11:39 AM] if mineta comes my way im running

[Invisalign 11:40 AM] Mina could you please be a dear and hold my uniform

[Bakubaby 11:40 AM] I just want to see y’all die already.

[Peppa Pig 11:40 AM] of course!

[Soggy Broccoli 11:40 AM] Kacchan thats so dark

[2007 emo 11:40 AM] death shall soon arrive.

[Eijirou OwO 11:40 AM] even if you didnt want to expose erasermic yall still should have come outside

[Scotch Tape 11:40 AM] its really nice outside. The bros are having a blast right now

[Kermit the frog 11:40 AM] has anyone gone in yet?

[Portable Charger 11:40 AM] you hoes better blast if Aizawa notices

[Peppa Pig 11:41 AM] hagakure and i are incognito searching

[Uranus 11:41 AM] if Aizawa burns us alive I think it’ll be very festive

[Cutest Furry 11:41 AM] Monoma would be so happy

[Portable Charger 11:41 AM] that would be a special holiday just for him.

[Portable Speaker 11:41 AM] where the fuck are these hoes we cant find them anywhere

[Kermit the frog 11:41 AM] we better find them.

[Peppa Pig 11:41 AM] i have a feeling we’re getting closer because i can almost smell present mics cologne

[Scotch Tape 11:41 AM] we are having no such luck

[Douchebaguette 11:41 AM] neither are we

[Portable Speaker 11:42 AM] im starting to think that maybe this wasnt the best plan?

[Sugar Daddy UwU 11:42 AM] i mean of course its not the best plan

[Uranus 11:42 AM] we better find them or I’m gonna cry

[Icy Hoe 11:42 AM] I’m still watching but I can’t find present mic or Aizawa

[Kermit the frog 11:42 AM] well we still have like ten minutes so we still have time

[Portable Charger 11:42 AM] if we don’t find them I will die

[Soggy Broccoli 11:42 AM] should i call in backup?

[Uranus 11:42 AM] as in all might?

[Soggy Broccoli 11:43 AM] yes

[Uranus 11:43 AM] do it

[Kermit the frog 11:43 AM] Mina and Hagakure can we have an update on the situation?

[Portable Charger 11:43 AM] all might. A brave soul

[Soggy Broccoli 11:43 AM] all might said recovery girl’s office and that’s all he said its so cryptic

[Peppa Pig 11:43 AM] wait i can actually smell present mics cologne this time

[Peppa Pig 11:43 AM] we’re outside of recovery girl’s office

[Portable Charger 11:43 AM] then keep following that scent

[Uranus 11:43 AM] do you see them????

[Peppa Pig 11:43 AM] no not yet but im sending hagakure out to see if she can track their position

[Kermit the frog 11:44 AM] this better be worth it

[Peppa Pig 11:44 AM] they have to be here somewhere because this cologne is so fucking strong

[Uranus 11:44 AM] how does Aizawa stay near him all the time

[Icy Hoe 11:44 AM] I guess when you know someone for that long the scent doesn’t bother you.

[Scotch Tape 11:44 AM] im pretty sure present mic bathes in that cologne

[Peppa Pig 11:44 AM] What’s taking hagakure so long??

[Portable Charger 11:44 AM] Hagakure hurry your ass up we have to k n o w

[Portable Speaker 11:44 AM] its a fine day for EraserMic content

[Bakubaby 11:44 AM] I just want to see you guys die already

[2007 emo 11:44 AM] I’m just going to say right now that Todoroki has been following you guys for backup and assistance and Bakugou went with him so that cleaning session in the practice room must’ve went real well

[Bakubaby 11:45 AM] fuck off bird boy

[Icy Hoe 11:45 AM] I guess we really connected

[Cutest Furry 11:45 AM] they probably bonded over how dumb they acted

[Peppa Pig 11:45 AM] HAGAKURE IS BACK

[Icy Hoe 11:45 AM] maybe we did asshole

[Portable Charger 11:45 AM] THANK GOD

[Peppa Pig 11:45 AM] APPARENTLY SHE SAW SOME C O N T E N T

[Peppa Pig 11:45 AM] IM GOING OUT THERE WISH ME LUCK

[Icy Hoe 11:45 AM] GUYS FUCKING RUN

[Bakubaby 11:45 AM] LISTEN I KNOW I SAID I WANTED YOU GUYS TO DIE BUT I TAKE IT BACK COME BACK

[Icy Hoe 11:46 AM] OH MY GOD YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO DIE

[Bakubaby 11:46 AM] AIZAWA THE BITCH

[Bakubaby 11:46 AM] THE BITCH SEES ALL RUN MOTHERFUCKERS

[Portable Speaker 11:46 AM] WE HAVE A VISUAL ON AIZAWA AND HES RUNNING WITH MINAS PHONE THIS CANT BE GOOD

[Portable Charger 11:46 AM] holy shit this is wild

[Peppa Pig 11:46 AM] Listen up. Whatever you guys were planning hope you know it lead you all to cleaning the sparring room after you all sweat to death. Who was in on this?

[Uranus 11:46 AM] RUN

[Portable Charger 11:46 AM] snitches get stitches don’t say shit anyone

[Peppa Pig 11:46 AM] Who was in on this? Or do I have to scroll up in this godforsaken group chat? Would you like that?

[Paul Blart 11:46 AM] Midoriya, Aoyama, Uraraka, Tsuyu, Kaminari, Jirou, Hagakure, Ashido, Kirishima, Sero, Todoroki, Bakugou

[Icy Hoe 11:47 AM] oh fuck me

[Eijirou OwO 11:47 AM] Bakugou wasnt technically in on this

[Icy Hoe 11:47 AM] THE FUCKER FOLLOWED ME IM NOT LETTING HIM GO FUCK YOU KIRISHIMA

[Scotch Tape 11:47 AM] im so fucked

[Bakubaby 11:47 AM] does Aizawa still have the phone.

[Peppa Pig 11:47 AM] Yes I do

[Bakubaby 11:47 AM] fucking bitch

[2007 emo 11:47 AM] oh god

[Kermit the frog 11:47 AM] this was so worth it

[Peppa Pig 11:47 AM] E x c u s e  m e ? W h a t d i d y o u s a y  y o u l i t t l e h o e ?

[Bakubaby 11:48 AM] DO YOU NEED ME TO REPEAT MYSELF

[Bakubaby 11:48 AM] F U C K I N G

[Bakubaby 11:48 AM] B I T C H  

[Eijirou OwO 11:48 AM] OH MY GOD BAKUGOU NO

[Icy Hoe 11:49 AM] IM RUNNING HES COMING TOWARDS US BYE BAKUGOU THE BONDING WAS FUN

[Invisalign 11:49 AM] Present Mic is trying to stop Aizawa but its too late

[Invisalign 11:49 AM] thats so sad. Kaminari, play despacito

[Mama Makeout 11:49 AM] i can’t believe Bakugou is going to be the thing that killed my boyfriend

[Portable Charger 11:49 AM] PRESENT MIC PLEASE JUST SCREAM DESPACITO THIS IS TOO SAD

[Uranus 11:49 AM] Tsu and I have rendezvoused with Aoyama and Deku and we are RUNNING

[Soggy Broccoli 11:49 AM] IM CALLING ALL MIGHT RIGHT NOW

[Eijirou OwO 11:49 AM] Sero and I are currently heading over to try and save my boyfriends ass

[Uranus 11:49 AM] IM NOT READY TO DIE

[2007 emo 11:50 AM] Heads up: Monoma is filming everything so at least something will come out of this experience

[Invisalign 11:50 AM] Im saying this now because Aizawa gave mina her phone back but mina secretly took pictures

[Mama Makeout 11:50 AM] IM RUNNING WITH SERO AND KIRI TO ALSO SAVE MY BOYFRIENDS ASS

[Icy Hoe 11:50 AM] WOW BAKUGOU THIS IS A BIG BONDING EXPERIENCE

[Bakubaby 11:50 AM] those pictures better be FUCKING WORTH IT

[Eijirou OwO 11:50 AM] AIZAWA JUST PICKED UP BAKUGOU BY THE SHIRT COLLAR IM LEGIT SCREECHING

[Mama Makeout 11:50 AM] I cant believe I got dragged into this

[Icy Hoe 11:50 AM] OH MY GOD AIZAWA IS TRYING TO GRAB MY PHON

[Icy Hoe 11:50 AM] listen up you little shits

[Uranus 11:50 AM] TODO IS STILL RUNNING KEEP GOING I BELIEVE IN YOU

[Icy Hoe 11:50 AM] listen up you little shits

[Icy Hoe 11:50 AM] you want to fucking mess with me and Present Mic

[Icy Hoe 11:50 AM] I hope you bitches have fun cleaning the whole school with the Janitor

[Icy Hoe 11:50 AM] and now you little shits get to be nice to Monoma all week and have friendly interactions with him

[Kermit the frog 11:50 AM] OH GOD NOT MONOMA
[Eijirou OwO 11:51 AM] I CAN DEAL WITH EVERYTHING BUT MONOMA THATS TOO MUCH PLEASE

[Tentacle Boy 11:51 AM] Sucks to be you

[Icy Hoe 11:51 AM] suffer assholes

[Invisalign 11:51 AM] If only i had known monoma would be our fate

[Invisalign 11:51 AM] Monoma would have been the only deal breaker

[Mama Makeout 11:51 AM] listen Aizawa that sucks for them but can my boyfriend at least have his phone back

[Icy Hoe 11:51 AM] no

[Scotch Tape 11:51 AM] If anyone is wondering he has Bakugou in one hand and todorokis phone in the other

[Icy Hoe 11:51 AM] don’t mess with me bitches I’m not playing

[Scotch Tape 11:52 AM] Kirishima is scream begging for Aizawa to put bakugou down and crying but bakugou is just smiling and screaming too its a whole mess

[2007 emo 11:52 AM] WHAT DID OJIROU AND I SAY. THIS WAS GOING TO BE A B A D IDEA BUT DID ANYONE LISTEN. N O

[Uranus 11:52 AM]  Listen. He can’t carry Bakugou to class so he has to let go at some point.

[Icy Hoe 11:52 AM] you think I won’t carry his little ass to class? Funny.

[Eijirou OwO 11:52 AM] Correction: Bakugous ass is NOT small

[Icy Hoe 11:52 AM] Todoroki Shouto come get your phone back

[Soggy Broccoli 11:52 AM] hes coming to get it now

[Portable Charger 11:52 AM] I cant believe you just broke our fucking teacher

[Soggy Broccoli 11:52 AM] All Might is here but its too late

[Invisalign 11:53 AM] Present Mic just asked Mina and I to send the pictures of them making out to him

[Kermit the frog 11:53 AM] AIZAWA WASNT KIDDING

[Kermit the frog 11:53 AM] HES CARRYING BAKUGOU TO CLASS

[Portable Charger 11:53 AM] present mic is my gay icon

[Icy Hoe 11:53 AM] I’m back to say. Back off Denki.

[Portable Charger 11:53 AM] oh damn okay

[Portable Speaker 11:53 AM] please dont kill him he’s charging my phone

[Icy Hoe 11:53 AM] GUESS WHO JUST GOT HIS PHONE BACK

[Icy Hoe 11:54 AM] ME BITCH

[Eijirou OwO 11:54 AM] this is the worst thing I’ve ever watched

[Eijirou OwO 11:54 AM] Im not sure if bakugou can breathe im crying

[Uranus 11:54 AM] listen Bakugou I know we don’t see eye to eye but if you see this. I’m sorry this happened

[Scotch Tape 11:54 AM] He managed to pull out his phone

[Bakubaby 11:54 AM] fcuk

[Kermit the frog 11:54 AM] I hope that’s his last words

[Scotch Tape 11:54 AM] Aizawa just,, took bakugou’s phone and is going through his texts laughing

[Icy Hoe 11:54 AM] Bakugou I know I don’t say this often but I’m sorry

[Eijirou OwO 11:54 AM] NO HES GOING THROUGH PERSONAL TEXTS NO NO NO NO NO N NO NO NO NONO NO NO NO

[Portable Charger 11:55 AM] SENSEI IVE SEEN BAKUGOU AND KIRISHIMAS TEXTS DONT DO IT TO YOURSELF

[Eijirou OwO 11:55 AM] OH MY GOD IM GOING TO DIE

[Bakubaby 11:55 AM] you bitches are sad

[Uranus 11:55 AM] oh my god

[Uranus 11:55 AM] aizawa wants you guys to get on his level with present mic

[Scotch Tape 11:55 AM] Bakugou keeps screaming about how Aizawa crossed the line and hes fighting for his phone back

[Scotch Tape 11:55 AM] NOW ALL MIGHT IS TRYING TO TELL AIZAWA TO STOP BUT HE JUST SHOWED ALL MIGHT SOMETHING AND NOW ALL MIGHT IS ENCOURAGING HIM

[Bakubaby 11:55 AM] I didn’t know Bakugou and Midoriya were so close

[Soggy Broccoli 11:55 AM] what

[Uranus 11:55 AM] what

[Douchebaguette 11:55 AM] w h a t

[Bakubaby 11:55 AM] these late night talks about Kirishima and Uraraka are pretty enjoyable

[Soggy Broccoli 11:55 AM] W H A T

[Uranus 11:55 AM] WHAT

[Bakubaby 11:55 AM] so much juicy content. It would be a shame if I were to expose it. Oh wait I have an idea!!! How about you little fuckers get out of my love life and I’ll get out of yours!

[Peppa Pig 11:55 AM] but,,, present mic is telling me to send him the pictures. I think he’s on our side

[Bakubaby 11:55 AM] I’m not afraid to murder him.

[Icy Hoe 11:55 AM] at this point I don’t think Aizawa would have any regrets of murdering anyone.

[Peppa Pig 11:56 AM] I’m borrowing this phone to say please dont murder anyone -Present Mic

[Bakubaby 11:56 AM] as long as there isn’t any witnesses I can murder whoever the hell I want Hizashi.

[Peppa Pig 11:56 AM] THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS SHOUTA

[Mama Makeout 11:56 AM] oh shit they are whipping out the first names.

[Icy Hoe 11:56 AM] shouta is fairly close to Shouto. Wanna be my new dad? He doesn’t want me so I need applications for a new one.

[Bakubaby 11:56 AM] Todoroki we can always talk.

[Portable Charger 11:56 AM] Todoroki I’m really sorry

[Kermit the frog 11:56 AM] WELL THAT WAS A MOOD CHANGE

[Portable Speaker 11:56 AM] who can i talk to about having Present Mic adopt me

[Bakubaby 11:56 AM] I came here to stop whatever the fuck was happening not adopt two children

[Portable Speaker 11:56 AM] whoops

[Portable Charger 11:56 AM] do you not think of all of us as your children

[Peppa Pig 11:56 AM] I would adopt jirou. She’s cool

[Uranus 11:56 AM] hasn’t present mic said that Aizawa has a soft spot for all of us?

[Peppa Pig 11:57 AM] He does but he would also not hesitate to murder some of you

[Portable Charger 11:57 AM] we may be little shits. But we are his little shits.

[Bakubaby 11:57 AM] I care about all of you but I don’t particularly enjoy all of you stepping into my love life.

[Peppa Pig 11:57 AM] I still think its amusing

[Paul Blart 11:57 AM] this is. Strange. And not how I expected this interaction to go

[Portable Charger 11:57 AM] oh we aren’t done with you Iida. You snitched. You pay up.

[2007 emo 11:57 AM] wow this is wild

[Cutest Furry 11:57 AM] well then

[Peppa Pig 11:57 AM] Please consider adding me to this group chat -Present Mic

[Portable Charger 11:57 AM] yeah I’d vore for present mic I guess.

[Icy Hoe 11:58 AM] I’d vore for anyone to take the place of my father

[Bakubaby 11:58 AM] listen Todoroki I really am open to talking to you if you are having any issues

[Mama Makeout 11:58 AM] he does this all the time. He’s just emo.

[2007 emo 11:58 AM] stop stealing my brand

[Kermit the frog 11:58 AM] snatched Tokoyamis brand by the weave.

[Peppa Pig 11:58 AM] oh

[Peppa Pig 11:58 AM] I’m back and i think hagakure and i are present mics new favorites

[Icy Hoe 11:58 AM] guys if you go in the classroom Aizawa has Bakugou and his phone on display

[Cutest Furry 11:58 AM] this looks like a cult

[2007 emo 11:59 AM] this is a cult

[Eijirou OwO 11:59 AM] i seriously have never been more concerned for Katsuki’s life and this includes the training camp

[Soggy Broccoli 11:59 AM] I have a bad feeling about what might happen to Kacchan

[Eijirou OwO 11:59 AM] thanks midoriya for settling my nerves

[Soggy Broccoli 11:59 AM] I’m sorry

[Uranus 11:59 AM] Bakugou Katsuki? Do you mean class 1-a Jesus?

[Kermit the frog 11:59 AM] aizawa really snapped.

[Scotch Tape 11:59 AM] I’m taking so many pictures of this

[Portable Charger 11:59 AM] he has one minute to pull himself together

[Portable Speaker 11:59 AM] something tells me aizawa will stay here through class if he has to

[Eijirou OwO 11:59 AM] Bakugou wont calm down any time soon. Aizawa looked at our texts so he’ll be fired up for at least a day

[Uranus 11:59 AM] midnight is teaching and I feel like he won’t hesitate to stay

[Icy Hoe 11:59 AM] midnight is teaching art and Bakugou is her example.

[Douchebaguette 11:59 AM] I never expected this to happen

[Kermit the frog 12:00 PM] god I’m going to enjoy this class so much

[Bakubaby 12:00 PM] put up your phones assholes. Pay the fuck attention



Wednesday 6:53 PM

[Eijirou OwO 6:53 PM] there are actual bruises on bakugou and it isnt my fault for once

[Bakubaby 6:53 PM] I cant believe you fuckers took pictures of me

[Icy Hoe 6:53 PM] you can’t say I didn’t try to save you.

[Scotch Tape 6:53 PM] I’m trying to decide if i want my lockscreen to be bakugou dying or EraserMic

[Icy Hoe 6:53 PM] I vote Bakugou dying because that’s what mine is

[Mama Makeout 6:54 PM] hey Kirishima???

[Eijirou OwO 6:54 PM] yeah?

[Mama Makeout 6:54 PM] is Bakugou with you

[Bakubaby 6:54 PM] I’m with Kirishima.

[Eijirou OwO 6:54 PM] Yeah. Why?

[Mama Makeout 6:54 PM] well I have an ice pack and putting ice on bruises helps the bruises go away quicker so I wanted to know if Bakugou wanted to use it

[Bakubaby 6:54 PM] I’ll use it but I swear to god if you bring fucking Todoroki instead of an ice pack I’m going to scream

[Mama Makeout 6:55 PM] no it’s an actual ice pack

[Eijirou OwO 6:55 PM] are you sure?

[Mama Makeout 6:55 PM] am I sure that I want Bakugou to use the ice pack? Yes.

[Icy Hoe 6:55 PM] i can say she is not bringing me

[Portable Charger 6:55 PM] sometimes I don’t think we deserve Yaomomo

[Icy Hoe 6:55 PM] tell me about it

[Portable Speaker 6:55 PM] shes my actual mom

[Portable Charger 6:55 PM] well damn Todoroki you have zero self esteem

[Soggy Broccoli 6:55 PM] oh

[Bakubaby 6:55 PM] thanks ponytail

[Eijirou OwO 6:56 PM] his neck looks like death

[Icy Hoe 6:56 PM] Kaminari wow you caught me

[Mama Makeout 6:56 PM] are you guys in Bakugous room? If so can I come in

[Eijirou OwO 6:56 PM] yeah we’re in his room

[Bakubaby 6:56 PM] It’s unlocked

[Eijirou OwO 6:56 PM] both of us are really tired and too lazy to get up so im just going to warn you of the sight youll see before you come in

[Mama Makeout 6:57 PM] I’ve seen worse

[Portable Charger 6:57 PM] is bakubaby in his undies :)

[2007 emo 6:57 PM] sometimes I really think about how Kaminari has a girlfriend.

[Eijirou OwO 6:57 PM] kaminari please no

[Portable Speaker 6:57 PM] Wow tokoyami i wonder the same exact thing

[Bakubaby 6:57 PM] first of all fuck you Kaminari and second of all yes I am because I want to be fucking comfortable because I had one long ass day

[Eijirou OwO 6:57 PM] i had to look at his bruises too because aizawa really snapped

[Mama Makeout 6:57 PM] seeing bakugou in underwear is an experience

[Eijirou OwO 6:57 PM] you get used to it

[Portable Charger 6:57 PM] its probably weird to see because bakugou always wears baggy ass pants.

[Mama Makeout 6:57 PM] Bakugou has nice legs

[Bakubaby 6:58 PM] thanks

[Icy Hoe 6:58 PM] I’m uncomfortable

[Bakubaby 6:58 PM] you are just fucking jealous

[Icy Hoe 6:58 PM] maybe I am asshole

[Portable Speaker 6:58 PM] what is happening

[Portable Charger 6:58 PM] Momo offered to give Bakugou some ice for his bruises and she walked in and Bakugou is in his underwear and she complimented Bakugou on his legs and now Todoroki is being a jealous boyfriend

[Portable Speaker 6:58 PM] i can read i know that but todoroki is jealous of bakugou and that straight up confuses me

[Icy Hoe 6:58 PM] it’s weird being jealous of Bakugou.

[Eijirou OwO 6:58 PM] you get used to it

[Uranus 6:58 PM] what is there to be jealous of

[Kermit the frog 6:59 PM] his luscious thighs

[Icy Hoe 6:59 PM] I guess it’s time for Kirishima and I to bond now

[Eijirou OwO 6:59 PM] his hands are really nice and i like his hair and his eyes are pretty

[Baise Brutale 6:59 PM] b o n d ?

[Icy Hoe 6:59 PM] Bakugou is surprisingly attractive and I feel like he could steal any girl here if he tried. And if he was straight.

[Eijirou OwO 6:59 PM] too bad he has the quadruple gay for me

[Portable Charger 6:59 PM] Todoroki have you looked in a mirror. Like. You are hot. (No homo tho)

[Uranus 6:59 PM] this is the sweetest thing I’ve ever seen

[Portable Speaker 7:00 PM] todoroki is hot

[Kermit the frog 7:00 PM] Todoroki is literally fucking hot. Like he’s on fire but yes he’s also very attractive.

[Peppa Pig 7:00 PM] id say hes the most attractive guy in the class

[2007 emo 7:00 PM] if we are stating the obvious here I’m a fucking bird

[Invisalign 7:00 PM] i agree Mina

[Uranus 7:00 PM] Todoroki is on fire

[Uranus 7:00 PM] whenever he’s flustered he accidentally sets his left side on fire and wowie it’s hot in here

[Soggy Broccoli 7:00 PM] wow todoroki really is hot

[Paul Blart 7:00 PM] I think we broke him

[Portable Charger 7:01 PM] I thought we should raise his ever so decreasing self esteem

[Icy Hoe 7:01 PM] thanks guys

[Mama Makeout 7:01 PM] I’d vore for Shouto

[Kermit the frog 7:01 PM] good for you momo

[Soggy Broccoli 7:01 PM] theres somehow more fire now that momo said that

[Uranus 7:01 PM] we love true love

[Uranus 7:01 PM] Todoroki would set himself on fire for us and that shits canon

[Mama Makeout 7:01 PM] bakugous body is so hot hes melting the actual ice

[Bakubaby 7:01 PM] I don’t take compliments well.

[Eijirou OwO 7:01 PM] Momo is right

[Eijirou OwO 7:01 PM] Bakugou has the hottest bod

[Mama Makeout 7:01 PM] I don’t believe you’ve seen Todoroki shirtless buddy.

[Portable Charger 7:02 PM] OH SHIT ITS GOING DOWN

[Eijirou OwO 7:02 PM] ive seen every guy in 1-A shirtless yet my statement still stands. Now isnt that funny?

[Portable Charger 7:02 PM] gay lol

[Eijirou OwO 7:02 PM] whoops

[Uranus 7:02 PM] I HAVE AN EASY GAME TO SOLVE THIS

[Uranus 7:02 PM] a competition. Would you vore for Todoroki or Bakugou and give your reason. Everyone shall participate except for Bakugou and Todoroki.

[Eijirou OwO 7:02 PM] katsuki because im in love with him

[Mama Makeout 7:02 PM] Shouto because he’s my boyfriend and I love him.

[Soggy Broccoli 7:02 PM] Todoroki because he doesnt bully me

[Kermit the frog 7:02 PM] Todoroki because he’s very kind and he’s in our gang so.

[Portable Charger 7:02 PM] Both Bakugou and Todoroki are great bros but I’d have to choose Bakugou because he’s my best friends boyfriend and he could kill me

[Portable Speaker 7:02 PM] bakugou because im on his good list

[Douchebaguette 7:02 PM] Todoroki because hes really hot

[Uranus 7:02 PM] Todoroki because he’s very kind and lets me cuddle with his girlfriend

[Baise Brutale 7:02 PM] Bakugou because that’s one hot man

[Paul Blart 7:02 PM] Todoroki because he’s saved me from certain death.

[2007 emo 7:03 PM] Bakugou because he’s never snatched shit off of my head because of a competition.

[Sugar Daddy UwU 7:03 PM] i mean bakugou i guess? He’s never threatened my life before i think

[Cutest Furry 7:03 PM] Todoroki because he’s never threatened me with death.

[Snow White 7:03 PM] todoroki because Bakugou scares me

[Scotch Tape 7:03 PM] bakugou because hes my bro

[Invisalign 7:03 PM] Todoroki because he didnt call me the floating bra from iCarly

[Tentacle Boy 7:03 PM] todoroki because he’s a chill dude

[Peppa Pig 7:03 PM] heck i guess Bakugou because he’s funny and chill sometimes

[Uranus 7:03 PM] so we have 8 for Bakugou and 10 for Todoroki

[Uranus 7:03 PM] Todoroki won this battle I guess

[EIjirou OwO 7:04 PM] oh boy

[Icy Hoe 7:04 PM] I really didn’t care but it’s chill I guess

[Bakubaby 7:04 PM] I could also give two shits less

[Eijirou OwO 7:04 PM] Katsuki always wins in my eyes <3

[Bakubaby 7:04 PM] thanks I guess

[Mama Makeout 7:04 PM] Bakugou quit moving it’s hard to ice you this way

[Kermit the frog 7:04 PM] well that was a fun game.

[Portable Speaker 7:04 PM] that was stupid

[Portable Charger 7:04 PM] you are just a party pooper

[2007 emo 7:05 PM] party poopers are not accepted here

[Portable Charger 7:05 PM] if you are a party pooper you must leave

[Portable Speaker 7:05 PM] bye kaminari

[2007 emo 7:05 PM] party pooper free zone

[Portable Charger 7:05 PM] it was nice knowing you

[Mama Makeout 7:05 PM] we all know you are just going to go back and charge your phone through him so don’t even act like you are leaving

[Portable Speaker 7:05 PM] i was pissed off last night so i didnt get cuddles and i sure as hell am not missing them again so shut up momo

[Portable Charger 7:05 PM] Listen I slept good last night. Kirishima gives the best sleepy time cuddles

[Bakubaby 7:06 PM] I didn’t because you bitches wouldn’t shut the fuck up

[Portable Speaker 7:06 PM] wow kaminari im hurt

[Eijirou OwO 7:06 PM] wow kaminari im touched

[Icy Hoe 7:06 PM] how did we change topic so quickly

[Uranus 7:06 PM] guys we are missing out on something important that happened earlier.

[Uranus 7:06 PM] Bakugou and Deku’s late night talks

[Soggy Broccoli 7:06 PM] we missed out on it for a reason

[Kermit the frog 7:06 PM] don’t get snippy Midoriya

[Kermit the frog 7:06 PM] I saw the face you made while writing that sentence

[Soggy Broccoli 7:06 PM] hey lets not talk about the talks

[Soggy Broccoli 7:06 PM] Kacchan please back me up

[Bakubaby 7:06 PM] Deku really likes a good Uraraka

[Icy Hoe 7:06 PM] I’m just surprised you two actually privately text.

[Soggy Broccoli 7:07 PM] kill me

[Uranus 7:07 PM] now I’m invested

[Bakubaby 7:07 PM] I try to make your life a living hell as frequently as I can.

[Eijirou OwO 7:07 PM] okay but let’s not forget bakugous side

[Eijirou OwO 7:07 PM] Midoriya whats the hot tea about his love for me

[Bakubaby 7:07 PM] I’m not a pussy I can spill my own fucking tea

[Eijirou OwO 7:07 PM] then do it coward

[Bakubaby 7:07 PM] I say that I find you really hot and that I’d be very upset if I ever lost you as a boyfriend or a best friend

[Soggy Broccoli 7:07 PM] actually he likes to ramble on for long periods of time about how much he loves you and he has to protect you at all cost and then he goes on about all of the little things he loves about you and its quite sweet and soft

[Bakubaby 7:07 PM] Deku has said that he thinks Uraraka has a nice ass

[Soggy Broccoli 7:07 PM] i

[Uranus 7:07 PM] why thank you

[Bakubaby 7:07 PM] he also says how much he cares about you and how strong you are and how pretty you are and shit like that till like 6:00 in the morning.

[Soggy Broccoli 7:07 PM] neither of us sleep a lot tbh

[Bakubaby 7:07 PM] sleeping is for cowards

[2007 emo 7:07 PM] any other secret conversations we should know about

[Eijirou OwO 7:08 PM] AWW AND BAKUGOU I TOLD YOU THAT YOU NEED TO SLEEP THATS NOT GOOD

[Portable Charger 7:08 PM] I mean Tokoyami if you really want to know, Todoroki and I actually talk pretty frequently surprisingly

[Cutest Furry 7:08 PM] I didn’t expect that

[Portable Speaker 7:08 PM] can kaminari or todoroki please spill the tea

[Icy Hoe 7:08 PM] we just talk about you and momo. That’s kind of it

[Icy Hoe 7:08 PM] and I give him answers for science.

[Portable Charger 7:08 PM] that’s the tea

[Portable Speaker 7:08 PM] your tea is so boring why couldnt you be like bakugou and midoriya

[Portable Charger 7:08 PM] I mean we say things about those topics but I’m not doing that to Todoroki

[Portable Charger 7:09 PM] it’s bro code sorry Jirou

[Portable Speaker 7:09 PM] heck you

[Mama Makeout 7:09 PM] well now I want to know

[Icy Hoe 7:09 PM] whoops

[Kermit the frog 7:09 PM] just use your imagination to imagine what you think they are saying

[Portable Speaker 7:09 PM] kaminari is just the embodiment of the term loverboy so

[Mama Makeout 7:09 PM] it’s because he’s such a flirt that we really don’t know what he would say

[Portable Charger 7:09 PM] I find offense to this

[Icy Hoe 7:09 PM] play despacito

[Cutest Furry 7:09 PM] NO

[Mama Makeout 7:09 PM] I really have no clue what Todoroki or Kaminari would say because they are both like complete opposites of each other  

[Portable Speaker 7:09 PM] oh my god i just realized that when i have my hero costume on i can blast despacito

[Portable Charger 7:09 PM] aizawa is in for a treat tomorrow

[Paul Blart 7:10 PM] I feel so bad for that man

[2007 emo 7:10 PM] me too

[Tentacle Boy 7:10 PM] Hasn’t he been through enough already?

[Cutest Furry 7:10 PM] let the poor man rest

[Portable Speaker 7:10 PM] but despacito defeats all enemies so it makes for good training

[Icy Hoe 7:10 PM] he doesn’t deserve this

[2007 emo 7:10 PM] shit you right

[Portable Speaker 7:10 PM] i know i am

[Uranus 7:10 PM] why haven’t we been expelled yet

[Eijirou OwO 7:10 PM] good question

[Eijirou OwO 7:10 PM] Im surprised Aizawa let bakugou live

[Bakubaby 7:10 PM] he probably let me live because of my deteriorating mental health

[Bakubaby 7:10 PM] life for me is good enough torture

[Mama Makeout 7:10 PM] I’m always here to talk

[Eijirou OwO 7:11 PM] babe :(((

[Icy Hoe 7:11 PM] Kamino can really fuck a bitch over

[Paul Blart 7:11 PM] that’s correct

[Mama Makeout 7:11 PM] I agree

[Bakubaby 7:11 PM] I also agree

[Bakubaby 7:11 PM] I have a fear of h a n d s

[Eijirou OwO 7:11 PM] fuck kamino lets not talk about it

[Mama Makeout 7:11 PM] good idea. I’m just going to keep icing Bakugou's neck.

[Peppa Pig 7:11 PM] I fell asleep and I woke up because in my dream I said “did someone say vore” and I cant stop laughing

[2007 emo 7:11 PM] now that’s what you call a dream.

[Portable Speaker 7:12 PM] thats really iconic oh my god

[Icy Hoe 7:12 PM] amazing

[Cutest Furry 7:12 PM] that’s beautiful

[Invisalign 7:12 PM] i think that when that happens, its god speaking to us

[Portable Charger 7:12 PM] but Bakugou talks to us all the time everyday?

[Invisalign 7:12 PM] shit you right

[Uranus 7:12 PM] he is class 1-a Jesus.

[Eijirou OwO 7:12 PM] i love my religion

[Kermit the frog 7:12 PM] UA is his church

[Invisalign 7:12 PM] for some reason all that made me think about was “England is my city”

[Scotch Tape 7:12 PM] leave

[Invisalign 7:12 PM] understandable

[Portable Charger 7:12 PM] Bakugou was in “its everyday bro” confirmed.

[Eijirou OwO 7:12 PM] youre going to make me sob kaminari

[Eijirou OwO 7:13 PM] momo if you want to leave you can. I can ice the bruises

[Mama Makeout 7:13 PM] alright. Also you can keep the ice pack

[Portable Charger 7:13 PM] I love that you guys are texting each other when you guys are IN THE SAME ROOM

[Eijirou OwO 7:13 PM] your point?

[Mama Makeout 7:13 PM] okay but you and Jirou do that all the time

[Portable Charger 7:13 PM] okay yeah you are right

[Icy Hoe 7:13 PM] okay but think of this

[Icy Hoe 7:13 PM] all of us interacting in person and not on our phones

[2007 emo 7:13 PM] didn’t know you could joke Todoroki.

[Portable Speaker 7:13 PM] ew that was the grossest thing youve ever said todoroki

[Uranus 7:13 PM] if you think that’s the grossest thing he’s ever said you are incorrect.

[Kermit the frog 7:14 PM] “I’d fuck a squid if it meant saving my friends.”

[Portable Speaker 7:14 PM] WHAT THE FUCK

[Icy Hoe 7:14 PM] THATS OUT OF CONTEXT

[Mama Makeout 7:14 PM] u m

[Eijirou OwO 7:14 PM] i hope it would be a hot squid

[Portable Charger 7:14 PM] what in the heccing hecc

[Cutest Furry 7:14 PM] I remember that conversation very well

[Cutest Furry 7:14 PM] it still scars me even to this day

[Eijirou OwO 7:14 PM] this is so cryptic i cant

[Bakubaby 7:14 PM] dude what the fuck

[Uranus 7:14 PM] we were playing would you rather and the question was: Would you rather fuck a squid or watch all of your friends die

[Paul Blart 7:14 PM] I said I would let them die

[Soggy Broccoli 7:14 PM] I said I’d fuck the squid any time

[Kermit the frog 7:14 PM] Tokoyami made that question and he regrets nothing

[2007 emo 7:14 PM] we said we’d all fuck the squid except for Iida because he’s a coward.

[Portable Charger 7:14 PM] the squid just sticks to your dick and lives there for the rest of your life. You now have a new friend.

[Scotch Tape 7:14 PM] Iida is coward confirmed

[Paul Blart 7:14 PM] I HAVE NO DESIRE TO MAKE SWEET LOVE TO A SQUID NO MATTER THE CIRCUMSTANCES

[Invisalign 7:15 PM] If i told you im going to jump off of the top of this building and the only way to save me is squid love then would you do it Iida?

[Paul Blart 7:15 PM] N O I WONT

[Invisalign 7:15 PM] great now i know that no one can stop me

[Portable Speaker 7:15 PM] HI I LOVE KAMINARI DENKI AND THATS THE TEA

[Eijirou OwO 7:15 PM] oh my god whats the context of that

[Portable Speaker 7:15 PM] this boy actually made a full blown a capella cover of africa by toto for me

[Portable Charger 7:15 PM] I love you too Kyouka.

[Uranus 7:15 PM] Deku step up your game

[Mama Makeout 7:15 PM] A COVER OF AFRICA BY TOTO JUST FOR YOU. NOW THATS LOVE AND DEDICATION

[Kermit the frog 7:15 PM] all of the boyfriends here need to step up to Kaminaris level

[Eijirou OwO 7:15 PM] Katsuki when will you step up your game

[Uranus 7:15 PM] I’m gonna expose Kacchan for a second

[Uranus 7:15 PM] Kacchan can sing

[Uranus 7:16 PM] very well actually

[Uranus 7:16 PM] like. He’s very talented music wise.

[Bakubaby 7:16 PM] w h y

[Portable Charger 7:16 PM] Bakugou you need to sing Africa with me now. The audience will be Kyouka and Eijirou.

[Mama Makeout 7:16 PM] Todoroki, Ojirou, and Midoriya need to join in so it can be a boyfriend band

[Soggy Broccoli 7:16 PM] i can play the triangle

[Icy Hoe 7:16 PM] I play the piano

[Uranus 7:16 PM] you play the piano?

[Mama Makeout 7:16 PM] Todoroki and I both do

[Uranus 7:16 PM] is that a rich people thing

[Kermit the frog 7:16 PM] well now you guys need to play a duet

[Icy Hoe 7:16 PM] who says we haven’t.

[Eijirou OwO 7:16 PM] Bakugou actually sings all the time. Like in the morning when hes getting ready or when hes studying or really just listening to music its really cute

[2007 emo 7:16 PM] he plays the drums and sings and it’s very enchanting

[Bakubaby 7:16 PM] thanks

[Cutest Furry 7:16 PM] a very talented boy

[Soggy Broccoli 7:17 PM] why does kacchan have to be so talented

[Mama Makeout 7:17 PM] if we are talking about how talented our boyfriends are Todoroki is literally the best pianist I know and that’s saying something. Like. That’s not because I’m his girlfriend he just has genuine talent

[Icy Hoe 7:17 PM] Well that’s sweet

[Icy Hoe 7:17 PM] but you don’t give yourself enough credit. You are an insanely talented musician and you are right up there with me.

[Eijirou OwO 7:17 PM] wow my only talent is just getting really hard

[Bakubaby 7:17 PM] yeah you do get pretty hard

[Bakubaby 7:17 PM] MOMO TOOK MY PHONE

[Icy Hoe 7:17 PM] Momo what the hell

[Portable Speaker 7:17 PM] i thought momo left ??

[Bakubaby 7:17 PM] she stopped icing me but she still hasn’t left because Kirishima and her are bonding over how talented their boyfriends are

[Portable Speaker 7:17 PM] lol gay

[Bakubaby 7:17 PM] I just want to be alone

[Kermit the frog 7:17 PM] we love two bonding sisters

[Eijirou OwO 7:17 PM] if you want to be alone does that mean you want me to leave? :(

[Mama Makeout 7:17 PM] Kirishima and I can just bond outside

[Baise Brutale 7:17 PM] b o n d ?

[Portable Speaker 7:17 PM] im going to vomit my eyes

[Mama Makeout 7:17 PM] Well now its time to leave bye Kiribaku. I’ll text you later Kirishima

[Icy Hoe 7:18 PM] did you just combine their names to use them as one person

[Eijirou OwO 7:18 PM] bye mom!

[Peppa Pig 7:18 PM] isnt that normal todoroki?

[Uranus 7:18 PM] if momo is our mom does that mean that Todoroki is our dad

[Peppa Pig 7:18 PM] d a d d y

[Portable Charger 7:18 PM] daddy

[Portable Charger 7:18 PM] Mina a y e

[Peppa Pig 7:18 PM] i see you kaminari ayee

[Icy Hoe 7:18 PM] please dear Bakugou no

[Bakubaby 7:18 PM] STOP REPLACING GODS NAME WITH MINE

[Icy Hoe 7:18 PM] no thanks

[Eijirou OwO 7:18 PM] okay but what happens in the scenario that you are my actual god

[Uranus 7:18 PM] Bakugou may be god but Todoroki is daddy

[Mama Makeout 7:18 PM] what is so funny about the word daddy

[Icy Hoe 7:18 PM] don’t say a thing assholes

[Portable Speaker 7:18 PM] you got it daddy

[Portable Charger 7:18 PM] anything for you daddy

[Soggy Broccoli 7:18 PM] of course daddy

[Mama Makeout 7:18 PM] should I look it up

[Paul Blart 7:18 PM] NO YOU SHOULD NOT

[2007 emo 7:19 PM] we love you daddy

[Icy Hoe 7:19 PM] what have I done to deserve this

[Peppa Pig 7:19 PM] what ever do you mean daddy ?

[Cutest Furry 7:19 PM] you haven’t done anything daddy

[Invisalign 7:19 PM] oh daddy is there something wrong daddy

[Mama Makeout 7:19 PM] daddy?

[Icy Hoe 7:19 PM] momo do not call me daddy please no

[Uranus 7:19 PM] daddy can’t discriminate

[Kermit the frog 7:19 PM] daddy has to treat all of his kids with care

[Icy Hoe 7:19 PM] I’m going to actually jump off of this fucking building fuck you assholes

[Invisalign 7:19 PM] quick everyone the only way to save daddy is to fuck your nearest squid

[Portable Chargers 7:19 PM] you are a coward if you don’t fuck a squid for daddy

[Scotch Tape 7:19 PM] please dont die daddy

[Eijirou OwO 7:19 PM] sorry i would jump on the daddy train but i cant call todoroki daddy

[Portable Charger 7:19 PM] are you saving the daddy role for Bakugou

[Eijirou OwO 7:19 PM] No its that bakugou has me in a headlock and hes yelling that if i call todoroki daddy he will light me on fire

[Icy Hoe 7:19 PM] I’m trying to light myself on fire but my body can’t do that

[Mama Makeout 7:19 PM] why is Bakugou so jealous of daddy

[Icy Hoe 7:19 PM] KILL ME COWARDS I DARE YOU

[Icy Hoe 7:19 PM] MIDORIYA CAN TAKE ME OUT IN ONE SWIFT KICK

[Soggy Broccoli 7:20 PM] i mean i could but i really dont want to

[2007 emo 7:20 PM] please don’t kill daddy

[Cutest Furry 7:20 PM] daddy can’t die. He’s immortal.

[Uranus 7:20 PM] daddy can’t be destroyed.

[Kermit the frog 7:20 PM] daddy will always live on

[Soggy Broccoli 7:20 PM] i would never do anything to hurt daddy

[Mama Makeout 7:20 PM] I looked up the significance of daddy

[Mama Makeout 7:20 PM] why the fuck are you calling my boyfriend daddy

[2007 emo 7:20 PM] why the fuck not.

[Portable Charger 7:20 PM] we love our half and half daddy

[Icy Hoe 7:21 PM] stop please

[Eijirou OwO 7:21 PM] but daddy

[Uranus 7:21 PM] Todoroki is big papa

[Eijirou OwO 7:21 PM] fuck those were my last words

[2007 emo 7:21 PM] but daddy why should we stop

[Bakubaby 7:21 PM] I swear to god if I hear Kirishima call Icy Hoe daddy one more time his life is ending

[Portable Charger 7:21 PM] don’t be jealous of daddy

[Eijirou OwO 7:21 PM] no guys he really means it the headlock h u r t s

[Cutest Furry 7:21 PM] Jesus don’t kill him please

[Icy Hoe 7:21 PM] daddy doesn’t want anyone to die

[Uranus 7:21 PM] FUCK OFF URARAKA GIVE ME MY PHONE BACK

[Icy Hoe 7:21 PM] give me mine back first coward

[Eijirou OwO 7:21 PM] oh

[Eijirou OwO 7:21 PM] BAKUGOU CAN YOU PLEASE LET ME GO OH MY GOD

[Icy Hoe 7:21 PM] I got my phone back and I just want to say. Fuck you.

[Paul Blart 7:21 PM] Bakugou’s room is above mine and all I hear is screaming

[Paul Blart 7:21 PM] “oh you want to call Todoroki daddy??? This is what you’ll get. I’ll fucking kill you Shitty hair!!!”

[Portable Charger 7:22 PM] sounds kinky

[Portable Speaker 7:22 PM] should someone,, step in???

[Eijirou OwO 7:22 PM] BAKUGOU IT ACTUALLY HURTS I CANT BREATHE

[Paul Blart 7:22 PM] “don’t go fucking hard on me I’ll kill you bitch”

[Bakubaby 7:22 PM] APOLOGIZE

[Icy Hoe 7:22 PM] um is this abuse

[Eijirou OwO 7:22 PM] I SHOULDNT HAVE TO APOLOGIZE FOR PLAYING ALONG WITH A JOKE FUCK

[Mama Makeout 7:22 PM] I cant believe Bakugou is this jealous over Todoroki being called daddy

[Portable Charger 7:22 PM] Hes self conscious because he thinks that he isn’t good enough for Kirishima so he gets upset when it sounds like Kirishima is joking with someone else because he feels worthless a lot of the time and it hurts his feelings.

[2007 emo 7:23 PM] well damn

[Portable Speaker 7:23 PM] shit my heart hurts now

[Icy Hoe 7:23 PM] wow that’s fucking sad

[Icy Hoe 7:23 PM] I swear if anyone makes a fucking despacito joke. I actually feel bad

[Eijirou OwO 7:23 PM] IM ACTIVATING MY QUIRK ON MY NECK ITLL BE OKAY

[Paul Blart 7:23 PM] it’s quiet.

[Paul Blart 7:23 PM] I think Bakugou let go

[Paul Blart 7:23 PM] is he crying?

[Eijirou OwO 7:23 PM] some privacy would be nice right now thanks guys

[Portable Speaker 7:23 PM] i feel hella bad right now

[Peppa Pig 7:23 PM] this is,, awkward

[Icy Hoe 7:23 PM] I’m gonna sleep now goodbye

[Paul Blart 7:23 PM] it’s always good to start your day refreshed.

[Peppa Pig 7:24 PM] i think im just gonna go stare at the ceiling for a while

[Invisalign 7:24 PM] Im sorry bakugou! I hope you feel better <3

[Uranus 7:24 PM] I hope everything works itself out! Feel better, love! I’ll make you brownies <3

[Sugar Daddy UwU 7:24 PM] I’ve been looking for an excuse to roll up to school with brownies

[Portable Charger 7:24 PM] have a good night Bakugou.

[Portable Speaker 7:24 PM] hey bakugou if you see this, we love you man

[Bakubaby 7:25 PM] thanks.



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Thursday 6:02 AM

[Eijirou OwO 6:02 AM] good morning everyone! Time to wake the h e c c up!

[2007 emo 6:03 AM] wake up little bitches time for school

[Peppa Pig 6:03 AM] staring at the ceiling can really help you go to sleep

[Eijirou OwO 6:03 AM] I can agree to that!

[Portable Speaker 6:03 AM] you seem to be in a better mood than usual kiri whats up

[Portable Charger 6:03 AM] yeah bro what’s up? Did you get good news or something?

[Icy Hoe 6:03 AM] I just woke up and I’ve already been called a bitch

[Eijirou OwO 6:03 AM] Nothing! I just woke up really early feeling energized

[Bakubaby 6:03 AM] the bitch woke up at 5:30 what the fuck

[Eijirou OwO 6:03 AM] I was just woke as heck

[Uranus 6:03 AM] I stayed up late making Bakubrownies.

[Sugar Daddy UwU 6:03 AM] We should make brownies together sometime Uraraka

[Kermit the frog 6:03 AM] BAKUBROWNIES

[Uranus 6:03 AM] I would love to Satou!

[Bakubaby 6:03 AM] Bakubrownies

[Eijirou OwO 6:04 AM] am i allowed to have a bakubrownie because those sound delicious

[Uranus 6:04 AM] As long as Bakugou will share you should be able to have one!

[Eijirou OwO 6:04 AM] please bakubaby

[Bakubaby 6:04 AM] fuck off they are called Bakubrownies for a reason

[Portable Charger 6:04 AM] but he’s your bakuboyfriend

[Bakubaby 6:04 AM] this whole “putting baku in front of real words” game needs to end

[Portable Speaker 6:04 AM] I just turned on Bakugou’s playlist to get ready and the first song was a song by bon iver that makes me c r y

[Eijirou OwO 6:04 AM] Bon Iver’s music makes me want to kill an animal and then scream violently in a secluded forest

[Cutest Furry 6:04 AM] mine was the Thomas the Train theme song and that shit gets me emotional let me tell you

[Invisalign 6:04 AM] Kirishima are you okay?

[Eijirou OwO 6:05 AM] Yeah I just really love Bon Iver’s music

[Scotch Tape 6:05 AM] oh you meant that in a good way

[Icy Hoe 6:05 AM] if there’s anything I’ve learned

[Icy Hoe 6:05 AM] it’s that a morning cry is the best cry.

[Portable Speaker 6:05 AM] i can currently agree todoroki

[Uranus 6:05 AM] I feel like there is a large difference between the cries that you and Todoroki have, Jirou.

[Icy Hoe 6:05 AM] yes but a morning cry still is the best

[Portable Speaker 6:05 AM] there may be a difference but theres nothing more refreshing than crying off the mascara you just put on

[Icy Hoe 6:05 AM] amen sister

[Mama Makeout 6:05 AM] IM LOSING MY MIND

[Mama Makeout 6:05 AM] JUST IMAGINE SHOUTOS MONOTONE VOICE SAYING

“amen sister”

[Uranus 6:05 AM] I CANT BREATHE

[Soggy Broccoli 6:05 AM] This is iconic

[Portable Speaker 6:05 AM] Bakugou why the hell is your spotify playlist so sad i thought the music would be edgier

[2007 emo 6:06 AM] we love a true makeup artist

[Kermit the frog 6:06 AM] if we are talking about makeup skills I’ve seen Bakugou put eyeliner on Uraraka and that shit was breathtaking

[Bakubaby 6:06 AM] let me be depressed in peace Jirou.

[Portable Speaker 6:06 AM] theyre good songs dont get me wrong but do you listen to this in the morning

[Eijirou OwO 6:06 AM] he has it on right now

[Bakubaby 6:06 AM] I shower to that shit every morning.

[Portable Charger 6:06 AM] sometimes the depression just leaks into the neighboring showers

[Eijirou OwO 6:06 AM] I mean ive listened to the playlist so many times while studying with him so it has like no effect on me

[Kermit the frog 6:06 AM] lets play a game who’s more depressed? Bakugou or Todoroki?

[Kermit the frog 6:06 AM] BTW IM JOKING

[Soggy Broccoli 6:06 AM] n o lets n o t

[Soggy Broccoli 6:06 AM] thats a dark hole n o  o n e wants to go down

[Portable Charger 6:07 AM] we are sleeping on the fact that Todoroki literally has said “mom I’m calling for round two”

[Peppa Pig 6:07 AM] lets not start off our morning like this!

[Icy Hoe 6:07 AM] I agree.

[2007 emo 6:07 AM] real cowards start their day off positive

[Cutest Furry 6:07 AM] go back to fucking hot topic edgelord.

[Eijirou OwO 6:07 AM] well fuck i guess im a coward

[Mama Makeout 6:07 AM] well that’s sad

[Portable Charger 6:07 AM] play despacito?

[Mama Makeout 6:07 AM] no

[Portable Speaker 6:07 AM] yes

[Uranus 6:07 AM] you hear it in the distance. The starting notes to despacito. A good start to your morning.

[Portable Speaker 6:08 AM] Kaminari is trying to play despacito over my music

[Portable Speaker 6:08 AM] my music doesnt deserve to be played over by despacito

[Scotch Tape 6:08 AM] i disagree

[Portable Speaker 6:08 AM] im going to leave tiny bluetooth speakers all over your casket at your funeral and blast despacito

[Portable Speaker 6:08 AM] NO ILL BLAST WATCH ME (WHIP/ NAE NAE)

[Scotch Tape 6:08 AM] cruel

[Mama Makeout 6:08 AM] IF YOU BLAST WATCH ME (WHIP/NAE NAE) IM NOT GOING TO HIS FUNERAL

[Portable Charger 6:09 AM] hang me from the ceiling and blast despacito

[Scotch Tape 6:09 AM] JIROU NOW NO ONE IS GOING TO MY FUNERAL

[Portable Speaker 6:09 AM] who was gonna go either way

[Icy Hoe 6:09 AM] I think the most respectful thing is to go no matter what the circumstances are so I guess I’ll go no matter if despacito or watch me (whip/ nae nae) is playing.

[Mama Makeout 6:09 AM] apparently Shouto was going to go anyways

[Uranus 6:09 AM] I guess I’ll go to his funeral if Todoroki is going.

[Kermit the frog 6:09 AM] harsh

[Paul Blart 6:09 AM] The right thing to do is go to your friends funeral no matter what song is playing.

[Invisalign 6:09 AM] but iida what if there were squids at his funeral

[Bakubaby 6:10 AM] I’m probably not going to go just because there’s going to be Despacito or Watch me whip and that’s just. Not correct.

[Eijirou OwO 6:10 AM] Sorry bakugou but im making you go to sero’s funeral

[Portable Charger 6:10 AM] I cant fuck a squid at my bros funeral I’m sorry.

[2007 emo 6:10 AM] why are we talking about funerals at 6:10 in the morning?

[Icy Hoe 6:10 AM] people die at all hours of the day Tokoyami.

[Cutest Furry 6:10 AM] every time is funeral time I guess

[Portable Speaker 6:10 AM] we’re talking about funerals because sero said my music deserved to be played over by despacito

[Bakubaby 6:11 AM] scotch tape can fuck off.

[Portable Speaker 6:11 AM] ^^

[Portable Charger 6:11 AM] r00d

[Portable Charger 6:11 AM] despacito is superior.

[Uranus 6:11 AM] listen. I know you all find me cute and kind and everything but if I hear despacito played one more time I’m touching all of you and all of you are going to take a fun little trip to outer space.

[Soggy Broccoli 6:11 AM] oh

[Icy Hoe 6:11 AM] well that sounds like fun

[Kermit the frog 6:11 AM] CAN FROGS SURVIVE IN SPACE

[Soggy Broccoli 6:11 AM] ochaco you’d hit your quirk limit before you can go through with that plan

[Mama Makeout 6:11 AM] I can make us all helmets!

[2007 emo 6:11 AM] u s e t h e t r e e s

[Uranus 6:12 AM] listen up Deku. Then there’s going to be a list on who is going and who is staying and whoever is staying is going to go through a life of pain and torture

[Portable Charger 6:12 AM] WOW WANNA KNOW WHATS FUN???? A TOPIC CHANGE!!!! WOWIE THE SHOWERS SURE ARE PRETTY STEAMY TODAY

[Baise Brutale 6:12 AM] did someone say steamy

[Mama Makeout 6:12 AM] why does this happen every time?

[Portable Speaker 6:12 AM] wrong topic denki

[2007 emo 6:12 AM] back to death we go

[Portable Charger 6:12 AM] I have immediate regret.

[Icy Hoe 6:12 AM] Kirishima I’m going to ask you this in the nicest way possible.

[Icy Hoe 6:12 AM] why the fuck did you add Mineta to this group chat again?

[Eijirou OwO 6:12 AM] i thought including everyone would be nice but boy i was wrong

[Bakubaby 6:13 AM] yeah no shit you were wrong. Why the fuck would you even think adding Diaper Baby was a good idea

[Baise Brutale 6:13 AM] I don’t enjoy being talked about like this

[Baise Brutale 6:13 AM] I feel attacked

[Icy Hoe 6:13 AM] I don’t think any of us care

[Peppa Pig 6:13 AM] we dont enjoy you talking

[Kermit the frog 6:13 AM] I wish Sero would just tape your mouth shut and you can watch me break your phone in front of your face.

[Scotch Tape 6:13 AM] that would include me going near him and im not quite comfortable with doing that at the moment

[2007 emo 6:13 AM] I can ask our overlords to take him away

[Portable Charger 6:13 AM] *sweats* what the fuck

[Portable Speaker 6:14 AM] I like that idea

[Uranus 6:14 AM] it’s too early for me to lose my mind

[Mama Makeout 6:14 AM] o v e r l o r d s ?

[Icy Hoe 6:14 AM] overlords.

[Portable Charger 6:14 AM] I guess overlords is you guys always

[Icy Hoe 6:14 AM] that’s where you are wrong

[Cutest Furry 6:14 AM] I suddenly wish that I wasn’t let into UA

[Eijirou OwO 6:14 AM] im slightly uncomfortable

[Bakubaby 6:14 AM] who the fuck. Why the fuck. Where the fuck. When the fuck. And how the fuck.

[Kermit the frog 6:14 AM] well then.

[Soggy Broccoli 6:14 AM] while the overlords idea is,,, creative, im sure theres a different route we can take

[Icy Hoe 6:14 AM] I could freeze him or burn him. Take your pick.

[Mama Makeout 6:15 AM] how about we don’t kill anyone! Sounds like a great idea!

[Paul Blart 6:15 AM] I agree! Violence isn’t the answer.

[2007 emo 6:15 AM] mmmmmmm okay

[Kermit the frog 6:15 AM] are you sure about that

[Invisalign 6:15 AM] maybe we can switch mineta out with tetsutetsu

[Bakubaby 6:15 AM] that would mean two Kirishima’s.

[Portable Charger 6:15 AM] can you handle that Bakugou? Or do you like bakuboys too much?

[Eijirou OwO 6:15 AM] two kirishimas sounds like heaven

[Eijirou OwO 6:15 AM] i also like tetsutetsu hes a chill guy

[Kermit the frog 6:15 AM] dont @ me but I believe 100% that Kirishima is more attractive than Tetsutetsu. His eyes kind of scare me???

[Peppa Pig 6:16 AM] I agree

[Invisalign 6:16 AM] at least when kirishima activates his quirk his skin doesnt change color

[Bakubaby 6:16 AM] I AGREE

[Portable Charger 6:16 AM] I’d like only one Kirishima and that’s the Kirishima we have currently thanks.

[Eijirou OwO 6:16 AM] yall just mean

[Portable Speaker 6:16 AM] this class cant handle 2 kirishimas sorry

[Icy Hoe 6:16 AM] I cant handle two Kirishima’s.

[Bakubaby 6:16 AM] NEITHER CAN I

[Uranus 6:16 AM] I believe this is when we use the term: Disaster Gay.

[Kermit the frog 6:16 AM] I C A N T

[Mama Makeout 6:16 AM] you can’t?

[Icy Hoe 6:17 AM] she can not.

[Kermit the frog 6:17 AM] w h y

[Invisalign 6:17 AM] i cant!

[Portable Charger 6:17 AM] I’m sorry this is happening to you Tsu.

[2007 emo 6:17 AM] I personally also can not.

[Kermit the frog 6:17 AM] this is why I’m going to die

[Uranus 6:17 AM] do not do that

[Eijirou OwO 6:17 AM] I INTERRUPT TO TO TELL YOU SOMETHING FUNNY

[Eijirou OwO 6:17 AM] I ASKED KAMINARI A QUESTION AND HE STARTED T-POSING AND THEN MOUTHPOPPED AND THEN HE SAID “That was dank memer for yes” AND I CANT BREATHE

[Portable Charger 6:17 AM] it’s dank memer for yes

[Kermit the frog 6:17 AM] MEGA MOUTHPOP

[Icy Hoe 6:17 AM] EVERYONE AROUND ME IS NOW MOUTHPOPPING MAKE IT STOP

[Eijirou OwO 6:18 AM] y e s create a mouthpopping a r m y

[2007 emo 6:18 AM] rumor has it the gayest of gays can mega mouthpop

[Portable Charger 6:18 AM] BAKUGOU MOUTHPOP

[Bakubaby 6:18 AM] FUCK BOTH OF YOU

[Eijirou OwO 6:18 AM] BAKUGOU CAN YOU PLEASE MOUTHPOP JUST ONCE FOR ME

[Bakubaby 6:18 AM] NO FUCK OFF

[Eijirou OwO 6:18 AM] W H Y  N O T

[Icy Hoe 6:18 AM] maybe he doesn’t know how?

[Portable Charger 6:18 AM] Midoriya you’ve known him for the longest. CAN HE MOUTHPOP FOR MEGA GAY

[Soggy Broccoli 6:18 AM] thats a secret

[Soggy Broccoli 6:18 AM] if i confirm or deny my head will get blown off sorry :)

[Bakubaby 6:18 AM] good job

[Uranus 6:18 AM] only real men and mega gays can mouth pop.

[Douchebaguette 6:18 AM] WAIT I CAN MEGA MOUTHPOP PLEASE LISTEN

[Mama Makeout 6:18 AM] THAT WAS AMAZING

[Mama Makeout 6:18 AM] now show me how to do it

[Kermit the frog 6:18 AM] Mama momo wants to mega mouthpop

[Douchebaguette 6:19 AM] first, you have to be blessed with the triple gay. If I remember correctly, Kaminari has been blessed with 30 gay

[Portable Charger 6:19 AM] hell yeah I have

[Uranus 6:19 AM] Aoyama is the priest of mega gay.

[Douchebaguette 6:19 AM] If you are openly gay then you automatically have been blessed with triple gay

[Douchebaguette 6:19 AM] Why thank you Amour de L'oeuf de Gravité

[Portable Charger 6:19 AM] well Bakugou is openly gay so that means that he’s been blessed with the triple gay which also means he can mouth pop…

[Douchebaguette 6:19 AM] Not so fast. Once you have been blessed with the triple gay, you have to practice the art of mouthpopping

[Icy Hoe 6:19 AM] GRAVITY EGG LOVE

[Soggy Broccoli 6:20 AM] Thats my gravity egg love

[Uranus 6:20 AM] <3

[Douchebaguette 6:20 AM] Will the gays please try to mouthpop

[Peppa Pig 6:20 AM] HOLY CRAP TOKOYAMI JUST MEGA MOUTHPOPPED

[2007 emo 6:20 AM] it’s the beak.

[Eijirou OwO 6:20 AM] Im not too sure about that

[Portable Charger 6:20 AM] HOLY S H I T

[Portable Charger 6:20 AM] KATSUKI DID IT

[Portable Charger 6:20 AM] THE MEGA GAY MEGA MOUTHPOPPED

[Eijirou OwO 6:20 AM] it was the hottest thing ive ever seen him do and ive seen him fight a bitch before

[Uranus 6:20 AM] I’m just going to say this

[Uranus 6:20 AM] how does Todoroki know how to mouth pop

[Uranus 6:20 AM] and why did he do it when Aoyama asked all the gays to

[Mama Makeout 6:20 AM] Shouto may we have a word

[Bakubaby 6:20 AM] this bitch is gonna get his ass b e a t

[Sugar Daddy UwU 6:21 AM] okay but why did tokoyami mega mouthpop when aoyama asked all the gays to

[2007 emo 6:21 AM] Todoroki needed a demonstration and I delivered

[Kermit the frog 6:21 AM] I need a competition between Tokoyami and Bakugou. A mouth popping competition.

[Bakubaby 6:21 AM] no

[2007 emo 6:21 AM] I have to refuse

[Icy Hoe 6:21 AM] for your information Bakubitch I didn’t get my ass Bakubeat.

[Uranus 6:21 AM] I CANT BREATHE

[Mama Makeout 6:21 AM] asthma?

[Eijirou OwO 6:21 AM] Sorry bakugou is busy listening to childish gambino

[Portable Charger 6:21 AM] Kirishima gets replaced by Childish Gambino??? (Not clickbait) (freakout) (emotional)

[Eijirou OwO 6:21 AM] If i got replaced by Childish Gambino you would not hear me complaining

[Portable Charger 6:21 AM] I’d vore for Childish Gambino.



Thursday 11:42 AM

[Icy Hoe 11:42 AM] okay but does anyone else feel like Aizawa is watching them v e r y closely because I do

[Peppa Pig 11:42 AM] i feel violated

[2007 emo 11:42 AM] I don’t

[Uranus 11:42 AM] it’s probably because of yesterday

[Kermit the frog 11:42 AM] yeah yesterday was pretty crazy for him

[Soggy Broccoli 11:42 AM] i can practically feel aizawa breathing down my neck

[Cutest Furry 11:43 AM] I don’t feel like Aizawa is staring but Monoma is definitely aggressively staring at us

[Invisalign 11:43 AM] no one can even tell him off

[Tentacle Boy 11:43 AM] if you were in the EraserMic group you cant tell him off but we can

[Icy Hoe 11:43 AM] momo can you get Kendou to just like. Bitch slap Monoma.

[Mama Makeout 11:43 AM] I’d probably get in trouble Shouto.

[Douchebaguette 11:43 AM] Mouthpop to ward off the enemies

[Portable Charger 11:43 AM] ward them off with the ultimate mouth popper.

[Portable Charger 11:43 AM] Bakugou Katsuki

[Bakubaby 11:43 AM] why

[Uranus 11:43 AM] good idea!

[Bakubaby 11:43 AM] you are fucking wrong this isn’t a good idea.

[Eijirou OwO 11:43 AM] it's a great idea youre just upset you didn't think of it first

[Bakubaby 11:44 AM] no it’s wrong

[Icy Hoe 11:44 AM] I think it’s a great idea

[Icy Hoe 11:44 AM] you publicly humiliating yourself is everything I ever wanted to see

[Kermit the frog 11:44 AM] just rewatch the sports festival and you’ll get everything you need

[Bakubaby 11:44 AM] fuck both of you guys

[Paul Blart 11:44 AM] please be kind to one another

[Bakubaby 11:44 AM] fuck no

[Icy Hoe 11:44 AM] it’s more entertaining this way

[Uranus 11:45 AM] I agree with Todoroki. It’s very interesting when they are both mean to each other.

[Icy Hoe 11:45 AM] thank you Uraraka

[Portable Charger 11:45 AM] damn all of this because I wanted some quality mouth popping.

[Cutest Furry 11:45 AM] I don’t know how to mouth pop and I’m not sure I want to know how.

[Douchebaguette 11:45 AM] Dear dear Ojirou I shall teach you

[2007 emo 11:45 AM] it’s a l l in the beak

[Cutest Furry 11:45 AM] Incase you haven’t noticed some of us aren’t lucky enough to have a beak

[Invisalign 11:45 AM] I wouldnt call that lucky

[2007 emo 11:45 AM] I believe he was being sarcastic Hagakure.

[Cutest Furry 11:46 AM] v e r y

[Icy Hoe 11:46 AM] oh god Monoma is coming

[Kermit the frog 11:46 AM] please why can’t kendou just bitch slap him already

[Tentacle Boy 11:46 AM] only the erasermic group has to be nice to him right

[Uranus 11:46 AM] how much you wanna bet that Kendou is going to slap him

[Kermit the frog 11:46 AM] I bet Aizawa made him do this because Kendou isn’t even moving

[Icy Hoe 11:46 AM] IM SCREAMING HES GOING OVER TO BAKUGOU. AIZAWA DEFINITELY DID THIS

[Sugar Daddy UwU 11:46 AM] ONLY THE ERASERMIC GROUP HAS TO BE NICE RIGHT SOMEONE STEP IN

[Kermit the frog 11:46 AM] oh my god Bakugou is going to cry

[2007 emo 11:46 AM] ON IT

[Uranus 11:47 AM] Tokoyami is r u n n i n g

[Eijirou OwO 11:47 AM] WAIT I HAVE AN IDEA ITS IMPORTANT

[Portable Charger 11:47 AM] poor Bakugou just wanted a soda

[Uranus 11:47 AM] PLEASE SAY THE PLAN BEFORE SOMEONE DIES

[Eijirou OwO 11:47 AM] WE SEND MINETA IN

[Eijirou OwO 11:47 AM] MONOMA WOULDNT STAND A CHANCE AGAINST MINETA

[Baise Brutale 11:47 AM] no thanks

[Eijirou OwO 11:47 AM] Hmmm it seems you didnt understand me

[Eijirou OwO 11:47 AM] Go fucking talk to Monoma before I kill you in your sleep. Okay, Grape Nut?

[Baise Brutale 11:48 AM] MONOMA HERE I COME

[Uranus 11:48 AM] Tokoyami and Bakugou look like they crave death please come faster

[Portable Speaker 11:48 AM] Wow kirishima i didnt think you had that side

[Eijirou OwO 11:48 AM] What side?

[Portable Speaker 11:48 AM] your intimidating side

[Eijirou OwO 11:48 AM] I dont have an intimidating side

[Portable Charger 11:48 AM] mmmm try again.

[Eijirou OwO 11:48 AM] just trying to make sure no one dies

[Icy Hoe 11:48 AM] Bakugou looks like he’s about to break his neck on the brick wall.

[Portable Speaker 11:48 AM] I’m about to step in and be really passive aggressive

[Cutest Furry 11:48 AM] why is lunch always so crazy here

[Peppa Pig 11:48 AM] its UA what did you expect

[Uranus 11:48 AM] it just makes things interesting

[Eijirou OwO 11:48 AM] i seriously can’t tell if sending mineta over there was a mistake or a good idea

[Portable Charger 11:49 AM] at least it wasn’t us :/

[Kermit the frog 11:49 AM] Tokoyami and Bakugou just look like they want to end it all

[Portable Charger 11:49 AM] I mean Bakugou could blow up the whole building but will he is the real question

[Portable Speaker 11:49 AM] Okay im going over there. Get ready to see the most passive aggressive Jirou youve ever seen

[Eijirou OwO 11:49 AM] If things get bad let me know and i’ll drag katsuki away

[Uranus 11:49 AM] can we direct our attention to Aizawa who is currently dying laughing.

[Invisalign 11:49 AM] should i call present mic?

[Portable Charger 11:49 AM] Midnight just has her face in her hands and if that isn’t a mood

[Uranus 11:49 AM] NO HAGAKURE LET THIS HAPPEN

[Invisalign 11:49 AM] oh okay

[Paul Blart 11:49 AM] we can’t always rely on the pro heroes.

[Soggy Broccoli 11:50 AM] I have a bad feeling about this

[Sugar Daddy UwU 11:50 AM] can we just go one day without someone almost dying??

[Eijirou OwO 11:50 AM] no

[Portable Charger 11:50 AM] guys I’ve got this just watch me.

[Icy Hoe 11:50 AM] Kaminari is just buying a drink by Bakugou???

[Uranus 11:50 AM] oh my god

[Kermit the frog 11:50 AM] HOLY SHIT

[Mama Makeout 11:50 AM] HE THREW THE BOTTLE AT MONOMAS FACE

[Portable Speaker 11:50 AM] EVERYONE SCATTER KAMINARI BROKE AIZAWAS RULE TIME TO RUN

[Portable Speaker 11:50 AM] KIRISHIMA THATS YOUR CUE TO DRAG BAKUGOU OUT OF HERE

[Mama Makeout 11:51 AM] R U N

[Cutest Furry 11:51 AM] I CANT BREATHE

[Uranus 11:51 AM] TODOROKI IS LAUGHING SO HARD HE JUST FELL OUT OF HIS SEAT

[Portable Charger 11:51 AM] if I die tell my parents I love them

[Portable Charger 11:51 AM] and play despacito at my funeral

[Portable Speaker 11:51 AM] DENKI YOU IDIOT WHAT MADE YOU THINK THAT WAS A GOOD FUCKING IDEA

[Icy Hoe 11:51 AM] IM GOING TO PISS MYSELF OH MY G O D

[Kermit the frog 11:51 AM] midnight seems to enjoy seeing the children run

[2007 emo 11:52 AM] GRAB OUR STUFF FOR US WE ARE MAKING A RUN FOR THE CLASSROOM

[Icy Hoe 11:52 AM] I CANT BREATHE OH MY GOD

[Uranus 11:52 AM] please tell me someone recorded that

[Eijirou OwO 11:52 AM] BAKUGOU AND I BOLTED

[Eijirou OwO 11:52 AM] Okay lets think about this for a second

[Eijirou OwO 11:52 AM] the only one who should really be getting in trouble is kaminari right??? He threw the bottle but everyone else was trying to be nice

[Bakubaby 11:52 AM] I was nice as fuck

[2007 emo 11:52 AM] BAKUGOU YOU WERE HITTING YOUR HEAD AGAINST THE WALL I WOULDNT CALL THAT NICE

[Bakubaby 11:52 AM] KEEP RUNNING YOU FUCKING BIRD MAN

[Peppa Pig 11:52 AM] Thats the nicest hes ever been tho?? Even aizawa knows that

[Mama Makeout 11:53 AM] This is the most bonding I’ve ever seen Bakugou and Mineta do

[Icy Hoe 11:53 AM] HES TRYING TO CLIMB ON BAKUGOUS BACK

[Eijirou OwO 11:53 AM] He wont get off his back I’m going to lose my mind

[Kermit the frog 11:53 AM] run boys run

[Snow White 11:53 AM] Is there anyone in the classroom yet?

[Icy Hoe 11:53 AM] I’m getting up to leave because I can’t miss this

[Paul Blart 11:53 AM] I am

[Eijirou OwO 11:53 AM] We’re almost there but Aizawa is searching for kaminari

[Portable Speaker 11:54 AM] nope not searching. Hes got denki already hes trapped in the scarf of death

[Mama Makeout 11:54 AM] god this is insane

[Uranus 11:54 AM] I imagine Kaminari is light considering how easily Aizawa is carrying him

[Kermit the frog 11:54 AM] I can tell you now. Midnight doesn’t want to deal with this shit again.

[Portable Speaker 11:54 AM] THE SCARF OF DEATH IS COMING FOR ME NOW

[Mama Makeout 11:54 AM] see you in class I guess.

 

Thursday 4:20 PM

[Portable Charger 4:20 PM] weed joke

[2007 emo 4:20 PM] you’ve got to be kidding me

[Uranus 4:20 PM] He's been looking at his phone for two minutes waiting for this

[Portable Speaker 4:20 PM] on that grind i guess

[Mama Makeout 4:20 PM] I thought you were better than this Kaminari

[Portable Charger 4:20 PM] you thought wrong Yaomomo.

[Cutest Furry 4:20 PM] every joke is a weed joke if you are strong enough

[Kermit the frog 4:20 PM] isn’t Bakugous birthday on 420

[Bakubaby 4:20 PM] yes

[Eijirou OwO 4:20 PM] HAPPY BIRTHDAY BAKUGOU KATSUCCI

[Icy Hoe 4:20 PM] maybe that’s why he’s so fucked up

[Uranus 4:20 PM] cruel todoroki

[Mama Makeout 4:20 PM] be nice Shouto.

[Bakubaby 4:20 PM] its not my birthday

[Portable Charger 4:21 PM] that was the best minute of my life

[Kermit the frog 4:21 PM] that was one glorious minute indeed

[Paul Blart 4:21 PM] weed is no joke. It is a drug and not something to be messed with

[Bakubaby 4:21 PM] okay but shut the fuck up

[Uranus 4:21 PM] papa iida

[Paul Blart 4:21 PM] no

[Eijirou OwO 4:21 PM] today was just not a good day and it wasnt because of something specific we planned today

[Icy Hoe 4:21 PM] im still surprised Kaminari didn’t get in more trouble

[Uranus 4:21 PM] “I probably would have done the same thing.” - All Might.

[Uranus 4:21 PM] wise words.

[Soggy Broccoli 4:21 PM] anyone would have. Im just surprised kacchan held up for so long

[Bakubaby 4:21 PM] I can't clean the sparring room anymore

[Icy Hoe 4:22 PM] understandable

[2007 emo 4:22 PM] HE WAS HITTING HIS

H E A D ON THE W A L L

[Mama Makeout 4:22 PM] That counts as not doing anything to Monoma though!

[Eijirou OwO 4:22 PM] proud of you <3

[Portable Charger 4:22 PM] ew l o v e

[Portable Speaker 4:22 PM] okay i see how it is kaminari

[Bakubaby 4:22 PM] sucks for you Kaminari

[Portable Charger 4:22 PM] fuck

[Icy Hoe 4:22 PM] bad mess up there buddy

[Portable Speaker 4:22 PM] I would leave but youre charging my phone

[Portable Charger 4:22 PM] do you only love me for my charging abilities?

[Portable Speaker 4:22 PM] no youre cute and funny and give good cuddles which is useful when i need my phone charged

[Portable Charger 4:22 PM] how does my entire ass taste Todoroki

[Icy Hoe 4:23 PM] f a n t a s t i c

[Portable Speaker 4:23 PM] hey hey back off my boyfriend’s ass its mine

[Mama Makeout 4:23 PM] please don’t taste Kaminaris ass

[Bakubaby 4:23 PM] gay lol

[Portable Charger 4:23 PM] okay you can’t call anyone gay

[Portable Charger 4:23 PM] because you like bakuboys

[Bakubaby 4:23 PM] stop

[Eijirou OwO 4:23 PM] dont stop

[Icy Hoe 4:23 PM] Kirishima is Bakugous Bakuboyfriend

[Eijirou OwO 4:23 PM] :)



Thursday 7:13 PM

[Portable Charger 7:13 PM] To keep a long fucking story short I shoved a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass and I haven’t found a single one yet

[Portable Speaker 7:13 PM] Oh is it time to quote vines?

[Portable Charger 7:13 PM] it’s always time to quote vines babe.

[2007 emo 7:13 PM] don’t fuck with me. I have the power of god and anime on my side.

[Eijirou OwO 7:13 PM] Road work ahead?? Uh yeah! I sure hope it does!

[Icy Hoe 7:14 PM] and I was sitting there. Barbecue sauce on my titties.

[Kermit the frog 7:14 PM] is there anything better than pussy??? YES A REALLY GOOD BOOK

[Soggy Broccoli 7:14 PM] Welcome back to me screaming! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Mama Makeout 7:14 PM] you fricken fricks. WHEN WILL YOU LEARN. WHEN WILL YOU LEARN. THAT ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES

[Cutest Furry 7:14 PM] this house is a fUCKING NIGHTMARE

[Uranus 7:14 PM] Kevin. Kevin. Watch the light.

[Portable Speaker 7:14 PM] Zac! Zac stop! Youre gonna get in trouble dude stop

[Portable Charger 7:14 PM] on all levels except physical. I am a wolf. *woof*

[Bakubaby 7:14 PM] THIS IS WHY MOM DOESNT F U C K I N G LOVE YOU

[Mama Makeout 7:14 PM] You are gonna make me drop my croissant!

[Portable Charger 7:14 PM] what are those???

[Eijirou OwO 7:14 PM] these are my cROCS

[Icy Hoe 7:14 PM] p a t r i c i a

[2007 emo 7:15 PM] stop comparing me to chicken little. He’s dumb and a coward AND IM NOT A COWARD

[Bakubaby 7:15 PM] FUCK YA CHICKEN STRIPS

[Snow White 7:15 PM] HizZYUK! Is it?? Is it real??

[Paul Blart 7:15 PM] h i w e l c o m e t o

c h i l e s

[Portable Charger 7:15 PM] how much money do you have

[Uranus 7:15 PM] um 69¢

[Portable Charger 7:15 PM] a y e you know what that means

[Uranus 7:15 PM] I DONT HAVE ENOUGH MONEY FOR CHICKEN NUGGETS

[Peppa Pig 7:15 PM] Hi my name is Chelsea. What’s your favorite dinner food?

[Icy Hoe 7:15 PM] hi my names trey I have a basketball game tomorrow. I’m a point guard. I got shoe game.

[Invisalign 7:16 PM] Adam!

[Kermit the frog 7:16 PM] hurricane Katrina? MORE LIKE HURRICANE TORTILLA

[Mama Makeout 7:16 PM] mothertrucker dude that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick

[Sugar Daddy UwU 7:16 PM] Next time you fucking put your hands on me ill rip your fucking face off bitch

[Bakubaby 7:16 PM] two bros chilling in a hot tub. Five feet apart because they’re not gay.

[Kermit the frog 7:16 PM] hey I’m lesbian

[Soggy Broccoli 7:16 PM] I thought you were american?

[Icy Hoe 7:16 PM] just a couple of guys being dudes

[Eijirou OwO 7:16 PM] just a couple of guys being gay.

[Invisalign 7:16 PM] bring the beat in

[Douchebaguette 7:16 PM] Anything for you Beyoncé

[Icy Hoe 7:16 PM] girl you thicker than a bowl of oatmeal

[Cutest Furry 7:16 PM] dad look it’s the good kush!

[Paul Blart 7:16 PM] it’s the dollar store how good can it be.

[Kermit the frog 7:16 PM] shawty I don’t...mind

[Mama Makeout 7:17 PM] w o w

[Tentacle Boy 7:17 PM]  Welcome to Radio ShACH ACH ACH ACH

[Uranus 7:17 PM] h e l l o ?

[Cutest Furry 7:17 PM] and they were roommates

[Soggy Broccoli 7:17 PM] oh my god they were roommates

[Paul Blart 7:17 PM] wait oh yes wait a minute mr postman

[Portable Speaker 7:17 PM] *pans to old man* hyeahahh

[Mama Makeout 7:17 PM] Daddy???

[Icy Hoe 7:17 PM] DO I LOOK LIKE?

[Uranus 7:17 PM] I spilled lipstick in your Valentino bag

[Douchebaguette 7:17 PM] wawawawa LIPSTICK IN MY VALENTINO WHITE BAG???

[Baise Brutale 7:17 PM] hi thanks for checking in. I’m still a piece of garbage

[Portable Charger 7:17 PM] god well that’s accurate

[Tentacle Boy 7:17 PM] We actually have the chip reader now

[Sugar Daddy UwU 7:17 PM] oH yeah? Hmmmm

[Tentacle Boy 7:17 PM] Oh its not gonna work with that kind of chi-

[Snow White 7:17 PM] transaction completed

[2007 emo 7:17 PM] Aight you know this boy got his free taco *f a l l s*

[2007 emo 7:17 PM] head to del taco we’ve got. We’ve got. FREE SHA VACADO

[Portable Speaker 7:17 PM] hurry up we’re gonna be late to school!

[Eijirou OwO 7:17 PM] Bruh chill i dont know why youre in a big time rush OH OH OHOH OHHHHHHH

[Bakubaby 7:17 PM] fuck off Janet I’m not going to your fucking baby shower

[Portable Charger 7:17 PM] M O V E IM G A Y

[Kermit the frog 7:17 PM] say Colorado!

[Cutest Furry 7:17 PM] IM A GIRAFFE

[Icy Hoe 7:18 PM] Happy Birthday Raven!

[Bakubaby 7:18 PM] I can't swim.

[2007 emo 7:18 PM] you got eggzma?

[Cutest Furry 7:18 PM] I wanna be a cowboy

b a b y

[Portable Charger 7:18 PM] Waddup I’m Jared I’m 19 and I never fucking learned how to read!

[Kermit the frog 7:18 PM] this bitch empty

[Paul Blart 7:18 PM] YEET

[Mama Makeout 7:18 PM] welcome to bible study. We are all children of jesus

[Uranus 7:18 PM] kumbaya my lord

[Invisalign 7:18 PM] Johnny has 19 bottles of dish soap and he give Gina-

[Peppa Pig 7:18 PM] Wait why does Johnny have so many soaps??

[Bakubaby 7:18 PM] MIND YOUR BUSINESS DAVID

[Peppa Pig 7:18 PM] it’s an avocado….. thanks.

[Invisalign 7:18 PM] Ladies and gentlemen welcome to… T-T-T-T-T-TARGETTTTTTT

[Bakubaby 7:18 PM] HOW DO YOU KNOW WHATS GOOD FOR ME

[Icy Hoe 7:18 PM] THATS MY OPINION

[Portable Charger 7:18 PM] happy crimus

[Uranus 7:18 PM] It’s Crismun

[2007 emo 7:18 PM] merry crisis

[Cutest Furry 7:18 PM] merry chrysler

[Eijirou OwO 7:18 PM] Roses are red violets are blue.. Wh-why did you leave me karen.. What did i do?

[Mama Makeout 7:18 PM] not to be racist or anything but Asian people SUGHHH

[Portable Speaker 7:18 PM] can I get a waffle?

[Soggy Broccoli 7:18 PM] CAN I PLEASE GET A WAFFLE?

[Paul Blart 7:18 PM] tweekle tweekle.

[Uranus 7:18 PM] I brought you frankincense

[Baise Brutale 7:18 PM] thank you

[Bakubaby 7:18 PM] I brought you Myrrh

[Baise Brutale 7:18 PM] thank you

[Bakubaby 7:18 PM] murder

[Baise Brutale 7:18 PM] Judas no

[Sugar Daddy UwU 7:19 PM] If you know how i feel why would you say that like you put me at such an uncomfortable situation like you know im not happy

[Douchebaguette 7:19 PM]

t r a g i c

[Kermit the frog 7:19 PM] and yes. She is a bitch. B I C T H

[Mama Makeout 7:19 PM] Ms.Keisha? Me.Keisha? Oh my fucking god she fucking dead

[Bakubaby 7:19 PM] I’m a bad bitch you can’t kill me

[Eijirou OwO 7:19 PM] so basically um what i was thinking of was um- ah fuck i cant believe youve done this

[Uranus 7:19 PM] hahahahahaha FUCK ME PAPA hahahahah

[Icy Hoe 7:19 PM] oh I like ya accent where you from

[Portable Charger 7:19 PM] I’m Liberian

[Icy Hoe 7:19 PM] oh my bad.*whispers* i like yo accent where you from?

[Peppa Pig 7:19 PM] Im just chillin in Cedar Rapids

[Portable Charger 7:19 PM] all I wanna tell you is that school ain’t important. If you wanna be a dog RUFF you know?

[Mama Makeout 7:19 PM] hey did you happen to go to class last week?

[Paul Blart 7:19 PM] I’ve n e v e r missed a class

[Eijirou OwO 7:20 PM] there’s only one this worse than a rapist. BOOM!

[Bakubaby 7:20 PM] a child

[Soggy Broccoli 7:20 PM] n o

[Paul Blart 7:20 PM] whoever threw that paper your moms a hoe.

[Bakubaby 7:20 PM] Bitch gonna step on my fucking toe bitch with the fucking cowgirl fucking boots bitch d i s g u s t i n g

[Uranus 7:20 PM] ooo FUCK IT UP KENNETH

[Invisalign 7:20 PM] we in this bitch. Finna get crunk. Eyebrows on fleek the fuck.

[Portable Speaker 7:20 PM] I don’t even know which way the Quiznos is.

[Baise Brutale 7:20 PM] this is my kingdom come. This is my magnum dong

[Bakubaby 7:20 PM] yo drink this vodka down the hatch

[Kermit the frog 7:20 PM] I’m washing me and my clothes BITCH I’m washing me and my clothes

[Scotch Tape 7:20 PM] look its fricking bats. I love halloween

[Icy Hoe 7:20 PM] s u c k m y a s s

[Portable Charger 7:20 PM] I AM NOT SCARED. I AM NOT A PUSSY

[Scotch Tape 7:21 PM] Wait what?? You’re not coming to my tea party??? BETHANY I MADE B I S C U I T S

[Soggy Broccoli 7:21 PM] I have a banana peel on the ground and im going to see if its really slippery like it is in the cartoons. AVGSHSKFGHJSLS

[Mama Makeout 7:21 PM] run in here and get y’all juice AKSHAIQHQIWB

[Portable Speaker 7:21 PM] Dean stop. You look like a Nazi.

[Uranus 7:21 PM] Sabra gives you all your daily nutrients like 0 grams of trans fat and oh my goddd cholesterol

[Douchebaguette 7:21 PM] oh my gawd girl come see this they got a ramen noodle exhibit you know thats your favorite. Be careful cherin thats a lot of sodium

[Paul Blart 7:21 PM] wtf is that allowed? wtf is that allowed???

[Bakubaby 7:21 PM] oh my god he on x game’s mode

[Douchebaguette 7:21 PM] I never went to oovoo Javer

[Icy Hoe 7:21 PM] a potato flew around my room

[Kermit the frog 7:21 PM] heh. I do that.

[Portable Charger 7:21 PM] I won’t hesitate bitch

[Paul Blart 7:21 PM] I’m your freestyle dance instructor

[2007 emo 7:21 PM] Ninki Minjaj

[Scotch Tape 7:22 PM] Marlene your speech was so good!

[Peppa Pig 7:22 PM] Oh my god really because i didnt even like try and it was like improv

[Scotch Tape 7:22 PM] OH MY GOD WHY CANT YOU JUST TAKE THE FREAKING COMPLIMEN-

[Portable Charger 7:22 PM] now I understand why Kirishima made the groupchat. Very good bonding.

[Eijirou OwO 7:22 PM] if we’re being honest here i thought the vine recital would have happened sooner

[Mama Makeout 7:22 PM] This was amazing

[Uranus 7:22 PM] love you guys lol <3

[Kermit the frog 7:22 PM] class 1-B could never

[Icy Hoe 7:22 PM] This was enjoyable

[2007 emo 7:22 PM] it was great vining with you bois

[Portable Speaker 7:22 PM] did we run out of vines?

[Portable Charger 7:22 PM] I just thought it was a good place to s t o p

[Portable Speaker 7:23 PM] good idea

[Cutest Furry 7:23 PM] i mean we were doing it for nine minutes

[Kermit the frog 7:23 PM] im just surprised Bakugou joined in on the fun

[Bakubaby 7:23 PM] I watch vines too asshole

[Eijirou OwO 7:23 PM] vine compilations are the staple of our relationship

[Icy Hoe 7:23 PM] I cant believe we were actually able to speak with Mineta in a bonding conversation and he didn’t make it weird

[Baise Brutale 7:23 PM] OH I CAN MAKE IT WEIRD

[Portable Speaker 7:23 PM] PLEASE DONT

[Mama Makeout 7:23 PM] I’d rather you not

[Eijirou OwO 7:23 PM] N o

[Portable Charger 7:23 PM] Mineta why do you have to make it like this

[Portable Speaker 7:23 PM] I thought we were finally getting somewhere with mineta but i guess not

[2007 emo 7:23 PM] I can let the overlords take care of him

[Cutest Furry 7:23 PM] not now Tokoyami

[Peppa Pig 7:24 PM] just wait a while longer tokoyami

[Icy Hoe 7:24 PM] I mean. Does he have to wait,,,,

[Bakubaby 7:24 PM] the sooner the better

[Paul Blart 7:24 PM] no sacrificial offerings.

[Bakubaby 7:24 PM] idk I think Aizawa would allow this one

[Portable Charger 7:24 PM] Aizawa would agree so hard

[Icy Hoe 7:24 PM] l e t s d o i t

[Portable Speaker 7:24 PM] If Aizawa needs a little convincing we’ll just make Mineta talk about present mic

[2007 emo 7:24 PM] DO IT COWARD

[Baise Brutale 7:24 PM] LIFE IS FUN NO

[Tentacle Boy 7:24 PM] you make our lives not so fun

[Icy Hoe 7:24 PM] maybe for you Mineta.

[Mama Makeout 7:24 PM] Shouto. We can talk about this. We are all here for you.

[Portable Charger 7:25 PM] ILL BE YOUR THERAPIST. WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS TODOROKI

[Icy Hoe 7:25 PM] I was kidding

[Uranus 7:25 PM] when you are so emo all of the time it’s kind of hard to tell.

[Soggy Broccoli 7:25 PM] yeah it can get kinda worrying

[Icy Hoe 7:25 PM] I’m sorry

[Mama Makeout 7:25 PM] no need to apologize! We just care about you!

[Icy Hoe 7:25 PM] oh. Okay.

[Bakubaby 7:25 PM] HES ON FIRE

[Uranus 7:25 PM] yeah that happens sometimes.

[Scotch Tape 7:25 PM] hey kirishima i got a question

[Eijirou OwO 7:25 PM] yeah?

[Scotch Tape 7:25 PM] when bakugou gets flustered does he explode?

[Eijirou OwO 7:25 PM] truthfully ive never seen him flustered so i wouldnt know

[Portable Charger 7:25 PM] I’d say he’s pretty good at hiding his emotions. Or good at controlling his power.

[Portable Charger 7:25 PM] actually he’s good at both.

[Eijirou OwO 7:25 PM] Sero youve made it my goal in life to make katsuki flustered

[Baise Brutale 7:25 PM] I have some ideas

[Bakubaby 7:26 PM] shove your ideas up your ass.

[Eijirou OwO 7:26 PM] i have a feeling that i’ll never meet my goal

[Uranus 7:26 PM] i always see Deku flustered so I guess I’ve met my goal

[Mama Makeout 7:26 PM] at first it was strange seeing Todoroki set himself on fire when we would hold hands or hug and then I realized why and I’ve gotten used to it.

[Uranus 7:26 PM] Deku normally just turns very red

[Soggy Broccoli 7:26 PM] If she gets really flustered, ochaco floats

[Portable Charger 7:26 PM] I can make Jirous hair stand up

[Portable Speaker 7:26 PM] I can make Kaminari go brain dead

[Portable Charger 7:26 PM] I don’t enjoy it

[Portable Speaker 7:26 PM] okay but for real, when kaminari gets flustered he starts electrocuting everything he touches but not enough for it to hurt

[Icy Hoe 7:26 PM] whenever Momo gets nervous she makes little Matryoshkas

[Invisalign 7:26 PM] if ojirou gets flustered his tail starts wagging

[Portable Charger 7:26 PM] His tail is so soft!

[Cutest Furry 7:27 PM] whenever Kaminari is nervous or bored in class he pets my tail

[Invisalign 7:27 PM] i agree kaminari!

[Peppa Pig 7:27 PM] so to make this clear, the only people who dont do anything special when theyre nervous or flustered or cant even have those emotions are Hagakure, Kirishima, and Bakugou?

[Bakubaby 7:27 PM] Kirishima gets hard

[Portable Charger 7:27 PM] UM TMI

[Bakubaby 7:27 PM] not like that dumbass

[Eijirou OwO 7:27 PM] my quirk will activate at random points of my body

[Portable Charger 7:27 PM] oh I bet it will ;)

[Bakubaby 7:27 PM] S T O P

[Icy Hoe 7:27 PM] MOM IM BACK FOR ROUND TWO

[Eijirou OwO 7:27 PM] please kill me

[2007 emo 7:27 PM] god death sounds so refreshing right now

[Kermit the frog 7:27 PM] I could go for a quick session with death right now

[Uranus 7:27 PM] SHIGARAKI WE COULD REALLY USE YOU RIGHT NOW

[Soggy Broccoli 7:28 PM] tOO FAR

[Uranus 7:28 PM] oh yoinks sorry Deku :/

[Soggy Broccoli 7:28 PM] its alright <3

[Mama Makeout 7:28 PM] cute?

[Scotch Tape 7:28 PM] I cant tell

[Bakubaby 7:28 PM] I cant believe you dorks just bonded over Hand man.

[Kermit the frog 7:28 PM] I think you mean chap daddy

[Cutest Furry 7:28 PM] I’m gonna say it again. Why???

[Soggy Broccoli 7:28 PM] (・´з`・)

[Eijirou OwO 7:28 PM] i hate this

[2007 emo 7:28 PM] I’m just. So confused.

[Kermit the frog 7:28 PM] man relationships are w i l d

[Invisalign 7:28 PM] if you’re having relationship problems i strongly recommend being invisible

[Scotch Tape 7:29 PM] wha

[Invisalign 7:29 PM] theres a lot of things you dont need to worry about if youre invisible

[Uranus 7:29 PM] I wouldn’t have to worry about my looks anymore so that’s cool

[Mama Makeout 7:29 PM] that’s a very good reason Uraraka and now I want to be invisible

[Icy Hoe 7:29 PM] but both of you are beautiful???? I don’t understand???

[Uranus 7:29 PM] THATS SO SWEET A W E

[Portable Charger 7:29 PM] woah a Matryoshka

[Scotch Tape 7:29 PM] but wouldnt being invisible cause more problems in the relationship?? Like what about PDA

[Cutest Furry 7:29 PM] it’s strange at first but you get used to it. And she wears clothing so that normally solves the problem.

[Invisalign 7:29 PM] i read it as “She normally wears clothing so that solves the problem” and i cant stop laughing

[Kermit the frog 7:29 PM] good point

[Scotch Tape 7:29 PM] hm okay

[2007 emo 7:29 PM] she occasionally wears clothes. Just whenever she feels like it

[Paul Blart 7:29 PM] no nudity

[Icy Hoe 7:29 PM] yeah. No nudity in his mall.

[Uranus 7:29 PM] Paul Blart Mall Cop.

[Portable Charger 7:29 PM] Paul Blart mad thicc <3

[Portable Speaker 7:29 PM] I’d tap that ass damn

[Icy Hoe 7:29 PM] thicker than a bowl of oatmeal

[Kermit the frog 7:30 PM] thicker than a snicker <3

[Cutest Furry 7:30 PM] well then

[Invisalign 7:30 PM] clothes were never a necessity

[Baise Brutale 7:30 PM] f i n a l l y someone agrees!

[Icy Hoe 7:30 PM] a n d I hope you all have a good night because I now know I won’t.

[Invisalign 7:30 PM] i’m never taking my clothes off ever again

[Cutest Furry 7:30 PM] why

[Peppa Pig 7:30 PM] i didnt know one person was capable of causing so much despair in a group chat but here he is, mineta

[2007 emo 7:30 PM] my offer with the overlords still stands.

[Eijirou OwO 7:30 PM] We’re getting closer and closer to accepting

[Bakubaby 7:30 PM] I’ve been saying we should do it

[Portable Charger 7:30 PM] Mineta please why

[Portable Speaker 7:31 PM] i hate,,,,,,,,,

[Kermit the frog 7:31 PM] this is why we can’t have nice things

[Snow White 7:31 PM] I dont like being apart of this group chat sometimes

[Cutest Furry 7:31 PM] you are just saying what we are all thinking

[Tentacle Boy 7:31 PM] Sometimes I just really want to leave but I know Kirishima will drop everything that he’s doing to add me back in the group

[Portable Charger 7:31 PM] accurate

[Eijirou OwO 7:31 PM] youre right i will

[Bakubaby 7:31 PM] if anyone would even try to leave he will stalk you for the rest of your life

[2007 emo 7:32 PM] well that’s not exactly something I would want.

[Eijirou OwO 7:32 PM] yeah so dont even try to leave

[Scotch Tape has left Class 1-A Group Chat]

[Eijirou OwO has added Scotch Tape to Class 1-A Group Chat]

[Bakubaby 7:32 PM] that little fucker

[Scotch Tape 7:32 PM] worth a shot

[Eijirou OwO 7:32 PM] hey nice move you little shit but you’re not going anywhere

[Scotch Tape 7:32 PM] oh well i guess im stuck

Chapter Text

Friday 6:01 AM

[Peppa Pig 6:01 AM] WHO THE FUCK PUT “SPOOKY HALLOWEEN SOUNDS” BY KIDZ BOP KIDS ON THE PLAYLIST AND WHY HAVENT I NOTICED IT BEFORE

[Peppa Pig 6:01 AM] I PUT THE PLAYLIST ON SHUFFLE AND ITS THE FIRST THING THAT CAME ON AND I REGRET WAKING UP

[Peppa Pig 6:01 AM] THERE ARE WET NOISES AND SCREECHING I HATE THIS WITH A PASSION

[Peppa Pig 6:01 AM] F U C K PLEASE FUCKING KILL ME FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

[Portable Charger 6:01 AM] do you have a problem with me adding quality Kidz Bop

[Peppa Pig 6:01 AM] youre dead to me kaminari

[Peppa Pig 6:01 AM] expect a long day today

[Portable Charger 6:01 AM] I cant believe you would judge me over my taste in music. I think it’s exquisite

[Portable Speaker 6:01 AM] No mina is right i cant believe you would make people waste their skips on that song

[Eijirou OwO 6:01 AM] I agree its horrible what youve done kaminari

[Icy Hoe 6:01 AM] lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off is a bop and you can’t convince me otherwise

[Portable Charger 6:02 AM] kinky

[Scotch Tape 6:02 AM] sometimes i seriously wonder how you have a girlfriend

[Portable Speaker 6:02 AM] thats what ive been saying

[Portable Charger 6:02 AM] sometimes I think that

[Mama Makeout 6:02 AM] too early for this

[Eijirou OwO 6:02 AM] Hey can no one almost die today? Its starting to get a little old if im being honest here

[Portable Charger 6:02 AM] old fart

[Bakubaby 6:02 AM] I don’t want anymore Aizawa

[Invisalign 6:02 AM] I agree with kirishima! Its starting to get worrying

[Icy Hoe 6:02 AM] cowards

[Eijirou OwO 6:02 AM] fine yall can face death if you want im not not going to be included unless its katsuki again

[Portable Charger 6:02 AM] whatever you say loser

[Eijirou OwO 6:02 AM] starting off my day with a side of sadness i guess yEET

[Icy Hoe 6:02 AM] join the club

[Mama Makeout 6:03 AM] Clubs are fun

[Paul Blart 6:03 AM] being in a club is a good way to boost popularity! Good job Todoroki

[Icy Hoe 6:03 AM] I wasn’t being serious

[Peppa Pig 6:03 AM] this is starting to feel like a sad morning and im not liking it

[Peppa Pig 6:03 AM] and my day did start very wrong and its all kaminari’s fault

[Portable Charger 6:03 AM] I think your day started off great Mina

[Peppa Pig 6:03 AM] I think you should shut your mouth

[Cutest Furry 6:03 AM] if I hear all star one more fucking time I’m going to lose my mind

[2007 emo 6:03 AM] lose your marbles

[Portable Charger 6:03 AM] well today is going to be a great day!

[Paul Blart 6:03 AM] I love a good positive attitude! Keep it up Kaminari

[Bakubaby 6:04 AM] what the fuck is happening

[Eijirou OwO 6:04 AM] threats and depression

[Bakubaby 6:04 AM] sounds great to me. what’s the problem?

[2007 emo 6:04 AM] this was a mistake

[Uranus 6:04 AM] you were a mistake

[2007 emo 6:04 AM] I know.

[Invisalign 6:04 AM] a fight is going to happen among us today i can just feel it in my flesh

[Kermit the frog 6:04 AM] a civil war

[Baise Brutale 6:04 AM] I want to feel your flesh, Hagakure

[Invisalign 6:04 AM] me too

[Cutest Furry 6:04 AM] I’d rather you not feel her flesh thank you

[Icy Hoe 6:04 AM] what the hell

[Mama Makeout 6:04 AM] hell sounds scary

[Portable Charger 6:04 AM] correct

[2007 emo 6:04 AM] well it’s not very fun let me tell you that

[Mama Makeout 6:05 AM] oh

[Bakubaby 6:05 AM] what

[Portable Speaker 6:05 AM] im in hell

[Portable Speaker 6:05 AM] anyone who wants to kill me im willing to die because kaminari wont stop playing Spooky Halloween Sounds

[Icy Hoe 6:05 AM] I cant believe you are inside of Mineta like that Jirou. That’s disgusting.

[Bakubaby 6:05 AM] HOLY SHIT

[Baise Brutale 6:05 AM] Todoroki that’s rude

[Portable Charger 6:05 AM] sounds like heaven to me Jirou.

[Portable Speaker 6:05 AM] How about no to everything that was just said

[Uranus 6:05 AM] I vote yes for everything. That was very creative Todoroki

[Icy Hoe 6:05 AM] thanks

[Mama Makeout 6:05 AM] I cant believe I’m dating someone who just openly spoke about Minetas insides being hell

[Icy Hoe 6:05 AM] you should be proud.

[Tentacle Boy 6:05 AM] That’s not something to be proud of

[Kermit the frog 6:05 AM] I was impressed

[Uranus 6:05 AM] step it up Yaomomo.

[Mama Makeout 6:05 AM] wow okay

[Sugar Daddy UwU 6:05 AM] usually i can try and make sense of the group chat in the mornings but now i cant

[Portable Charger 6:05 AM] Todoroki did you not sleep????

[Icy Hoe 6:05 AM] I don’t want to answer that question.

[Soggy Broccoli 6:05 AM] Now thats a mood

[Bakubaby 6:05 AM] I honestly cant remember the last time I slept a full eight hours

[Icy Hoe 6:05 AM] if I fall asleep in class please punch me Momo.

[Mama Makeout 6:05 AM] are you sure you want that?

[Eijirou OwO 6:06 AM] this day is destined to go wrong

[Icy Hoe 6:06 AM] i take that back Satou can you punch me instead

[Sugar Daddy UwU 6:06 AM] Do i have to punch you? Or can i just gently shake your body

[Icy Hoe 6:06 AM] bitch slap me please

[Mama Makeout 6:06 AM] what is happening

[Bakubaby 6:06 AM] I will walk from the front of the class and gladly bitch slap you

[Icy Hoe 6:06 AM] do it pussy

[2007 emo 6:06 AM] we agreed we didn’t want this today yet here we are

[Bakubaby 6:06 AM] TRY ME BITCH

[Sugar Daddy UwU 6:06 AM] I havent been caught up in any death yet so im just going to gently shake your body

[Icy Hoe 6:06 AM] cowards

[Uraraka 6:06 AM] Todoroki please sleep! Just a little bit! It doesn’t take you too long to get ready anyways

[Icy Hoe 6:06 AM] I’m already awake there’s no turning back

[Cutest Furry 6:07 AM] wow what a hero

[Peppa Pig 6:07 AM] Lets just hope todoroki doesnt fall asleep in class

[Portable Charger 6:07 AM] good luck Todoroki because we have present mic’s English quiz today

[Icy Hoe 6:07 AM] oh fuck me

[Mama Makeout 6:07 AM] I mean. That’s pretty forward let’s talk about that later Shouto

[Kermit the frog 6:07 AM] see the roof? That’s what I’m going to jump off of

[Portable Charger 6:07 AM] when I imagine you jumping off a building I am reminded of that one video of Kermit the Frog jumping off the roof of an apartment complex

[Portable Speaker 6:07 AM] im laughing really hard now

[Kermit the frog 6:07 AM] that was me in my past life Kaminari

[2007 emo 6:07 AM] were you taken by the overlords too?

[Kermit the frog 6:07 AM] um no

[2007 emo 6:07 AM] great neither was I

[Bakubaby 6:07 AM] surprisingly I’m now very intrigued

[Icy Hoe 6:08 AM] wow Bakugou used a b i g word

[Bakubaby 6:08 AM] I WILL BITCH SLAP YOU

[Icy Hoe 6:08 AM] I’ll freeze you and stick you in a giant freezer for eternity if you even lay a finger on me

[Peppa Pig 6:08 AM] Okay but didnt you just challenge him to bitch slap you like 2 minutes ago

[Icy Hoe 6:08 AM] listen up Pink Panther I’m not dealing with your shit today either

[Mama Makeout 6:08 AM] PLEASE CALM DOWN

[Paul Blart 6:08 AM] Todoroki do we need to send you to Recovery Girl

[Peppa Pig 6:08 AM] jokes on you pink panther is my slim thicc king

[Icy Hoe 6:08 AM] I’ll send you to recovery girl robo-bitch

[Invisalign 6:08 AM] Momo do something

[Portable Charger 6:08 AM] it’s okay. You can get through this Todoroki

[Mama Makeout 6:09 AM] IM GOING TO THROW YOUR PHONE OUT OF THE FUCKING WINDOW IF YOU KEEP THREATENING OUR CLASSMATES YOU LITTLE SHIT

[Bakubaby 6:09 AM] WELL DAMN

[Portable Charger 6:09 AM] um Yaomomo are you alright

[Uranus 6:09 AM] sister snapped

[Kermit the frog 6:09 AM] oh my Bakugou

[Bakubaby 6:09 AM] are you

[Icy Hoe 6:09 AM] what the fuck

[2007 emo 6:09 AM] you may have taken it a bit far Yaoyorozu

[Portable Charger 6:09 AM] A BIT

[Invisalign 6:09 AM] She could just make a new phone for him you know

[Mama Makeout 6:09 AM] THATS TOO EXPENSIVE TO MAKE MYSELF!!!! I WOULD HAVE TO BUY IT

[Invisalign 6:09 AM] okay~

[Portable Charger 6:09 AM] this is the strangest thing that’s ever happened in this group chat

[Icy Hoe 6:09 AM] I’m just. Shocked.

[Portable Charger 6:10 AM] I can really shock you!

[Icy Hoe 6:10 AM] I’d rather you not do that

[Portable Speaker 6:10 AM] getting shocked by him fucking hurts if you were wondering

[2007 emo 6:10 AM] I’d hope it would. His shocks are a great way to take out villains.

[Portable Speaker 6:10 AM] fantastic for fighting just not cuddling

[Portable Charger 6:10 AM] imagine: Todoroki and I tag team and Todoroki freezes the villain and melts it with his left side slightly and I go in there and shock him

[Uranus 6:10 AM] that would result in death

[Portable Charger 6:10 AM] good

[Uranus 6:10 AM] NO

[Portable Charger 6:10 AM] HEY JIROU I THINK MY SHOCKING CUDDLES REALLY SPICE IT UP

[Portable Speaker 6:10 AM] NO THEY DONT

[Scotch Tape 6:10 AM] One time i was hanging out with kaminari and he started talking about you and i got hella electrocuted

[Portable Charger 6:10 AM] that was supposed to be a secret Sero.

[Scotch Tape 6:10 AM] Whoops

[Portable Speaker 6:10 AM] Well now i know im not the only one being affected

[Mama Makeout 6:10 AM] that sounds like it’s very painful

[Scotch Tape 6:10 AM] it is

[Portable Speaker 6:10 AM] it is

[Uranus 6:10 AM] is it like sticking your finger in a electrical socket or something

[Kermit the frog 6:10 AM] I hope no one has tried to do that here

[Portable Charger 6:10 AM] I’ve tried it and idk it doesn’t hurt too bad. Probably because I’m literally an electrical socket.

[Portable Speaker 6:10 AM] that was a hilarious story

[Icy Hoe 6:10 AM] you should probably stop doing that Kaminari

[Portable Speaker 6:11 AM] when he first discovered his quirk he decided to shove his finger in an electrical socket to see how it would work out

[Icy Hoe 6:11 AM] idk when I first discovered my quirk my dad started to abuse me and overwork me so that’s cool too

[Portable Charger 6:11 AM] dude

[Cutest Furry 6:11 AM] it’s too early for this I just want sleep

[2007 emo 6:11 AM] well this took a turn

[Uranus 6:11 AM] this is sad

[Kermit the frog 6:11 AM] this is so sad. Present Mic screech despacito

[Portable Charger 6:11 AM] he will do it if you ask politely

[Portable Speaker 6:11 AM] present mic just aspires to be the biggest meme he can be

[Mama Makeout 6:11 AM] I believe he is winning

[Uranus 6:12 AM] is anyone in the common room yet

[Bakubaby 6:12 AM] me

[Eijirou OwO 6:12 AM] yuh

[Uranus 6:12 AM] which one of you are cooking

[Bakubaby 6:12 AM] I am

[Icy Hoe 6:12 AM] why the fuck are you cooking at 6:12 AM

[Eijirou OwO 6:12 AM] why the fuck not

[Bakubaby 6:12 AM] Kirishima was hungry so I’m cooking

[Uranus 6:12 AM] wow we love a cooking queen

[Eijirou OwO 6:12] yeet

[Kermit the frog 6:12 AM] just get married

[Kermit the frog 6:12 AM] Lets all travel to America. Go to Las Vegas and marry off Bakugou and Kirishima

[Mama Makeout 6:13 AM] I can afford that.

[Eijirou OwO 6:13 AM] OwO

[Portable Charger 6:13 AM] I mean momo. Do it.

[Bakubaby 6:13 AM] I’m only 16 I cant commit to this so soon

[Eijirou OwO 6:13 AM] marriage? I dont know her

[Icy Hoe 6:13 AM] do it coward

[Bakubaby 6:13 AM] only if you get married to momo

[Bakubaby 6:13 AM] wait Kiri you don’t want to marry me ever?

[Uranus 6:13 AM] DEKU WE ARE GOING TO VEGAS NOW

[Eijirou OwO 6:13 AM] No no!! I didnt say that! I do but yah yeet we’re y o u n g

[Soggy Broccoli 6:13 AM] OH

[Mama Makeout 6:13 AM] listen we will all just go to Vegas together. Get married. And then just have one big honeymoon at a casino. That’s what Americans do right?

[Portable Charger 6:13 AM] all might would know

[Mama Makeout 6:13 AM] who else wants to get married?

[Cutest Furry 6:13 AM] lets. Talk about this later.

[Invisalign 6:13 AM] Lmao we’re all too young anyways

[Paul Blart 6:13 AM] we still have a whole life ahead of us. Don’t rush into things

[Kermit the frog 6:13 AM] I bet Midoriya and Uraraka get married first who’s with me

[Icy Hoe 6:13 AM] if it happens it happens

[Soggy Broccoli 6:13 AM] uM

[Kermit the frog 6:13 AM] Bakugou is the oldest here correct

[Bakubaby 6:13 AM] yes

[Kermit the frog 6:13 AM] Kirishima we will make you a woman

[Bakubaby 6:13 AM] excuse me

[Kermit the frog 6:13 AM] legally in Japan you can get married when you are 18 Bakugou and as soon as you turn 18 Kirishima will become a woman and we will marry you off

[Eijirou OwO 6:13 AM] as much as i would like to marry him as fast as possible im opposed to that idea

[Portable Charger 6:13 AM] my dick fell off

[Kermit the frog 6:13 AM] alright boys let’s neuter him

[Eijirou OwO 6:13 AM] IM OPPOSED TO THAT IDEA

[Icy Hoe 6:13 AM] this is making me uncomfortable

[Portable Charger 6:14 AM] EVEN HEARING THE WORD NEUTER MAKES ME HURT PLEASE DONT

[Paul Blart 6:14 AM] we are not taking off anyone’s…genitals

[2007 emo 6:14 AM] the overlords are not opposed to the idea

[Mama Makeout 6:14 AM] I. No.

[Uranus 6:14 AM] SO ABOUT BAKUGOUS COOKING

[Scotch Tape 6:14 AM] bakugou is actually a really good cook

[Baise Brutale 6:15 AM] feed me papa

[Bakubaby 6:15 AM] STARVE YOU LITTLE BITCH

[Icy Hoe 6:15 AM] I really don’t want to live anymore

[Mama Makeout 6:15 AM] call up Endeavor

[Peppa Pig 6:15 AM] Im agreeing with sero. Bakugous food is hella good

[Icy Hoe 6:15 AM] my father has gotten a bit better. I can at least somewhat tolerate being near him

[Invisalign 6:15 AM] thats good

[Mama Makeout 6:15 AM] I wish you told me these things Shouto

[Portable Charger 6:15 AM] oh

[Icy Hoe 6:15 AM] I don’t enjoy talking about him and you know this Yaoyorozu.

[Portable Charger 6:15 AM] OH HE USED HER LAST NAME ITS GOING DOWN

[Mama Makeout 6:15 AM] nothing is going down Kaminari.

[Uranus 6:15 AM] well this morning is fun

[Douchebaguette 6:15 AM] Indeed

[Baise Brutale 6:16 AM] i mean. If anything bad happens with Todoroki. I’m always open for business Yaoyorozu

[Icy Hoe 6:16 AM] trust me. Nothing will go wrong

[Mama Makeout 6:16 AM] that is one business I refuse to go to

[Portable Charger 6:16 AM] wowie cute I guess

[Baise Brutale 6:16 AM] well it was worth a shot

[Icy Hoe 6:16 AM] your shot was wasted. Try somewhere else. Maybe the dumpsters will want you?

[Portable Speaker 6:16 AM] Hm todoroki its obvious not even the dumpsters want him

[Portable Charger 6:16 AM] I CANT BREATHE

[Uranus 6:16 AM] wow Todoroki you must’ve woken up on the wrong side of the bed

[Icy Hoe 6:16 AM] I just. Don’t enjoy him talking to women like that. It’s gross. He treats them like objects.

[Kermit the frog 6:16 AM] however you get very defensive over momo ;)

[Bakubaby 6:16 AM] how did we go from my cooking to Todoroki and Mineta “fighting”

[Scotch Tape 6:16 AM] i just wanted to praise bakugou’s cooking

[Portable Charger 6:16 AM] how does this happen you ask? Mineta always finds an opening Bakugou. He always does.

[2007 emo 6:17 AM] my offer still stands. The overlords await him.

[Cutest Furry 6:17 AM] I mean. We certainly don’t want him here so why not send him to the overlords

[Uranus 6:17 AM] we must not do that to the overlords. They don’t deserve this

[Kermit the frog 6:17 AM] Sero do us a solid and just tape his mouth?

[Scotch Tape 6:17 AM] im actually doing it this time

[Portable Charger 6:17 AM] YOU BETTER RUN BITCH HES NOT KIDDING

[Paul Blart 6:17 AM] what happened to “oh we don’t want anything to happen to anyone.” Or “We don’t want Aizawa to harm us”

[Kermit the frog 6:17 AM] I think we are helping Aizawa this way

[Bakubaby 6:17 AM] I swear to god if Aizawa comes down here I will personally annihilate you, Sero.

[Scotch Tape 6:17 AM] trust me i think this is okay

[Portable Charger 6:17 AM] once Aizawa sees it’s Mineta I think we’ll be fine  

[Mama Makeout 6:17 AM] this isn’t okay. Even though he’s disgusting you shouldn’t TAPE HIM

[Icy Hoe 6:18 AM] oh I disagree

[Portable Speaker 6:18 AM] aizawa hasnt heard mineta speak about present mic yet,, so once we spill that tea this will be more than okay

[Kermit the frog 6:18 AM] I also disagree

[Eijirou OwO 6:18 AM] sero is running towards mineta and mineta is screeching in the common room

[Bakubaby 6:18 AM] this is an awful idea

[Invisalign 6:18 AM] No it isnt

[Bakubaby 6:18 AM] okay taping Mineta isn’t a bad idea but Aizawa hearing us is terrible

[Icy Hoe 6:18 AM] but think of the benefits of taping Mineta

[Scotch Tape 6:18 AM] someone make mineta stop running this is way too early to be doing this much work

[Icy Hoe 6:18 AM] stop running Diaper Baby

[Eijirou OwO 6:18 AM] hm that didnt seem to work

[Bakubaby 6:18 AM] That’s it. Eijirou. Take the spatula I’m about to go over there

[Portable Charger 6:18 AM] “LISTEN UP GRAPE CUNT. YOU ARE GONNA SIT HERE AND LET HIM TAPE YOU OR IM GONNA PERSONALLY WHOOP YOUR ASS”

[Eijirou OwO 6:18 AM] Im gay

[Uranus 6:18 AM] we know kiri.

[Portable Speaker 6:18 AM] kirishima is actually crying

[Icy Hoe 6:18 AM] how do you find that much screaming attractive

[Eijirou OwO 6:18 AM] I dont know but its hot

[Portable Charger 6:18 AM] if that’s what you like that’s what you like man

[Portable Speaker 6:18 AM] kirishima almost wiped away his tears with the spatula

[Invisalign 6:18 AM] Why is he crying

[Icy Hoe 6:18 AM] getting burned is painful Kirishima.

[Eijirou OwO 6:18 AM] Because bakugou is really attractive

[Eijirou OwO 6:19 AM] also todoroki I know

[Kermit the frog 6:19 AM] I bet you want Bakugou to tie you up Kirishima

[Icy Hoe 6:19 AM] I hope that you know that with how many times I’ve mentioned it

[Eijirou OwO 6:19 AM] TSU W H Y

[Kermit the frog 6:19 AM] you know that I say what comes to my mind

[Eijirou OwO 6:19 AM] bakugou has burned me on accident before

[Paul Blart 6:19 AM] one more time for the people in the back. WE ARE CHILDREN

[Kermit the frog 6:19 AM] sorry

[Scotch Tape 6:19 AM] I finally got him

[Scotch Tape 6:19 AM] it has been done

[Bakubaby 6:19 AM] what a pesky little shit

[Icy Hoe loved “what a pesky little shit” ]

[Icy Hoe 6:19 AM] indeed.

[Scotch Tape 6:19 AM] I seriously missed kirishima’s gay sobbing again

[Uranus 6:19 AM] what do we do now? He needs to go to class.

[Bakubaby 6:19 AM] but does he really?

[Tentacle Boy 6:19 AM] Ill carry him

[Icy Hoe 6:19 AM] should he go to class taped?

[Scotch Tape 6:19 AM] Im not retaping him so yeah

[Portable Charger 6:19 AM] I don’t think Aizawa would care. Cementoss maybe.

[Kermit the frog 6:19 AM] tbh we’d probably be doing the teachers a solid

[Cutest Furry 6:19 AM] I had nothing to do with this

[2007 emo 6:19 AM] I said overlords but this works too

[Invisalign 6:19 AM] how will he do his work?

[Icy Hoe 6:19 AM] sounds like his problem

[Mama Makeout 6:19 AM] listen I don’t enjoy how he talks to us women either but I don’t agree with the fact that he should not do his work. I’m the Vice President of this class. I can’t allow this to continue. I’m sure Iida agrees.

[Tentacle Boy 6:19 AM] Maybe we should free his arms a little?

[Paul Blart 6:19 AM] I 100% agree with Yaoyorozu. While you may find this humorous don’t villains also tape who they capture as well? I’m sure All Might will not enjoy this behavior. This isn’t like heroes.

[Scotch Tape 6:19 AM] im not taking the tape off

[Soggy Broccoli 6:19 AM] Actually all might isnt the fondest of mineta

[Bakubaby 6:19 AM] fuck he said villains now I’m out

[Paul Blart 6:19 AM] he also isn’t the fondest of Endeavor but I don’t believe he would tie him up

[Icy Hoe 6:19 AM] mmmmmmmmm you might be a bit wrong

[Eijirou OwO 6:19 AM] I have to agree with the big bois because like i said earlier im sick of getting in trouble

[Uranus 6:20 AM] I agree with Iida and Yaomomo. It may be funny but it’s not right.

[Mama Makeout 6:20 AM] I apologize for killing the fun

[Bakubaby 6:20 AM] You shouldn’t have to apologize for saying the correct thing Ponytail

[Eijirou OwO 6:20 AM] Sero maybe you could do it again in class if he acts up

[Scotch Tape 6:20 AM] i guess you right

[Portable Speaker 6:20 AM] shit i kinda agree

[Uranus 6:20 AM] what have you guys done to Bakugou

[Mama Makeout 6:20 AM] I really do feel awful for saying something. You guys were having so much fun and I ruined it.

[Kermit the frog 6:20 AM] Don’t do the depression thing. That’s Todoroki’s job

[Icy Hoe 6:20 AM] don’t apologize. We all agree. Or at least the majority of us. I’m only speaking for the people that agreed.

[Peppa Pig 6:20 AM] yeah i guess i agree

[Uranus 6:20 AM] I’m going up to your room just to hug you, Yaomomo. You better feel appreciated.

[Invisalign 6:20 AM] Im coming too!

[Icy Hoe 6:20 AM] I’m already here bitches

[Uranus 6:20 AM] okay but you are like across the hall

[Icy Hoe 6:20 AM] who said I’m coming from my room?

[Portable Charger 6:21 AM] now that shit was smooth

[Peppa Pig 6:21 AM] He came from the empty room next to momos

[Bakubaby 6:21 AM] did you fucking sleep on the floor or something?

[Icy Hoe 6:21 AM] um no what

[Portable Charger 6:21 AM] my question is how did Aizawa not find you and vore you? You can only stay on the girls side until like 11:30

[Portable Speaker 6:21 AM] Also those rooms are locked

[Peppa Pig 6:21 AM] GUYS I WAS JOKING

[Icy Hoe 6:21 AM] maybe my quirk is lock picking now

[Peppa Pig 6:21 AM] mkay ouma thats a lie

[Portable Speaker 6:21 AM] i feel like if that was your quirk you would be a much different person

[Icy Hoe 6:21 AM] yeah I wouldn’t be here that’s for sure

[Bakubaby 6:21 AM] sounds great

[Icy Hoe 6:21 AM] okay we bonded??? I cradled you in my arms?

[Bakubaby 6:21 AM] mmmm don’t remember. Didn’t happen.

[Icy Hoe 6:21 AM] I can’t believe you’ve done this.

[Bakubaby 6:21 AM] believe it bitch

[Eijirou OwO 6:21 AM] excuse me?

[Icy Hoe 6:22 AM] you are excused.

[Eijirou OwO 6:22 AM] You cradled my boyfriend?

[Icy Hoe 6:22 AM] and?

[Eijirou OwO 6:22 AM] w h y ?

[Scotch Tape 6:22 AM] gay lol

[Icy Hoe 6:22 AM] because I practically saved his ass from Aizawa the other day what the fuck

[Icy Hoe 6:22 AM] while you guys were busy taking your time running over to get him I had to help him first

[Portable Charger 6:22 AM] sometimes I think you forget how loyal Todoroki is Kirishima.

[Eijirou OwO 6:22 AM] No im just really surprised. Im the only person bakugou lets touch him

[Bakubaby 6:22 AM] still never happened

[Icy Hoe 6:22 AM] eat shit and die

[Uranus 6:22 AM] did Bakugou and Todoroki switch bodies or something?

[Mama Makeout 6:22 AM] god I hope not because that would’ve been weird

[Uranus 6:22 AM] what?

[Mama Makeout 6:22 AM] what

[Eijirou OwO 6:22 AM] what?

[Scotch Tape 6:22 AM] oh

[Kermit the frog 6:22 AM] anyways

[Kermit the frog 6:22 AM] um

[Kermit the frog 6:22 AM] gosh I really don’t know how to change topics

[Eijirou OwO 6:22 AM] sO HOW BOUT BAKUGOUS COOKING

[Icy Hoe 6:22 AM] I don’t know. What about it?

[Peppa Pig 6:22 AM] bakugous cooking makes my pp sneeze

[Portable Charger 6:23 AM] my pp does big sneeze for Bakugous cooking

[Uranus 6:23 AM] what a charming duo you two are

[Portable Charger 6:23 AM] awe thank you!

[Uranus 6:23 AM] no problem

[Kermit the frog 6:23 AM] Dont mention PP and Bakugou in the same sentence. Kirishima might go nuts.

[Eijirou OwO 6:23 AM] oh

[Eijirou OwO 6:23 AM] my pp sneeze so hard for bakugou that it flies off my body

[Invisalign 6:23 AM] I kinda want to try bakugous cooking now

[Paul Blart 6:23 AM] you should probably get that checked out Kirishima. It shouldn’t do that.

[Icy Hoe 6:23 AM] that’s one rough pp sneeze.

[Invisalign 6:23 AM] my pp does a loud throw up for ojirou

[Portable Charger 6:23 AM] that’s so sad. Kirishima. pp sneeze.

[Eijirou OwO 6:23 AM] i cant :/ bakugou left the room

[Bakubaby 6:23 AM] that’s disgusting

[Icy Hoe 6:23 AM] Kirishima gives you his pp sneeze and you won’t give your pp sneeze back. That’s the only thing disgusting here Bakugou

[Bakubaby 6:23 AM] now it’s your turn to eat shit and die

[Eijirou OwO 6:23 AM] Im sad now

[Portable Charger 6:23 AM] in memory of Kirishima’s pp sneeze. We shall all pp sneeze.

[Cutest Furry 6:23 AM] I refuse to do this

[2007 emo 6:24 AM] I cant believe this is happening

[Portable Charger 6:24 AM] JIROU THIS PP SNEEZE IS DEDICATED TO YOU

[Portable Speaker 6:24 AM] and my pp sneeze is dedicated to you

[Portable Charger 6:24 AM] thank you <3

[Uranus 6:24 AM] that could be us Deku but you don’t pay attention to the group chat.

[Paul Blart 6:24 AM] I don't understand he always wants to be a part of everything but he barely ever talks unless All Might is involved.

[Soggy Broccoli 6:24 AM] okay first of all my pp is always sneezing for ochaco

[Soggy Broccoli 6:24 AM] second of all im just bad at group chats

[Mama Makeout 6:24 AM] does your pp sneeze for me Shouto?

[Icy Hoe 6:24 AM] i

[Icy Hoe 6:24 AM] dear Bakugou

[Bakubaby 6:24 AM] I swear if you keep doing that

[Uranus 6:24 AM] my pp sneezes for you too Deku!

[Uranus 6:24 AM] dont make me say that ever again

[Soggy Broccoli 6:24 AM] whats wrong with talking about your pp sneezing

[Uranus 6:24 AM] I just. Can’t.

[Icy Hoe 6:24 AM] I also can’t

[Mama Makeout 6:24 AM] my pp can sneeze for you. But your pp cant sneeze for me?

[Icy Hoe 6:24 AM] I really don’t like this

[Uranus 6:24 AM] My heart sneezes for you Deku.

[Soggy Broccoli 6:24 AM] My pp sneezes freely and i will scream it loud and proud

[Mama Makeout 6:24 AM] Midoriya, Hagakure, Kirishima, Kaminari, Mina, Jirou, and I will create a band. The pp sneezers. The whole world will hear it.

[Portable Charger 6:24 AM] I’m not opposed to that idea

[Mama Makeout 6:24 AM] good

[Portable Speaker 6:24 AM] hell yeah im down

[Soggy Broccoli 6:24 AM] sign me up

[Douchebaguette 6:24 AM] may i join? My pp is in a constant state of sneezing

[Mama Makeout 6:24 AM] theres always room for you Aoyama!

[Bakubaby 6:25 AM] I hate this

[Icy Hoe 6:25 AM] I also hate this

[Douchebaguette 6:25 AM] My pp will fit right in

[Icy Hoe 6:25 AM] I’m going to throw my phone

[Mama Makeout 6:25 AM] he threw his phone

[Peppa Pig 6:25 AM] im confused. Wasnt he supporting Kiri’s pp like literally a couple of minutes ago?

[Uranus 6:25 AM] he stopped because Yaomomo asked if his pp sneezes for her

[Kermit the frog 6:25 AM] he doesn’t like being under fire?

[Icy Hoe 6:25 AM] half of my quirk is Fire I don’t get what you are saying Tsuyu

[Kermit the frog 6:25 AM] you don’t enjoy her asking you. Why is that?

[Icy Hoe 6:25 AM] I don’t want to answer it that’s why.

[Snow White 6:25 AM] what does “pp” mean?

[Eijirou OwO 6:25 AM] ill let the boys handle this

[Portable Charger 6:25 AM] DICK

[Portable Speaker 6:25 AM] THAT WAS SO STRAIGHTFORWARD I CANT BREATHE

[Bakubaby 6:26 AM] he literally just screeched dick while typing that

[Snow White 6:26 AM] Oh okay

[Soggy Broccoli 6:26 AM] sorry kouda

[Portable Charger 6:26 AM] guys holy shit wait a second I’ve got to say something

[Portable Charger 6:26 AM] dicklicious

[Uranus 6:26 AM] no thanks

[Mama Makeout 6:26 AM] well that’s fun

[Portable Speaker 6:26 AM] youre dicklicious

[Kermit the frog 6:26 AM] hello roof we meet again

[Portable Charger 6:26 AM] HEY KAMINARI WHEN YOU GIVE ME BACK MY PHONE ILL GIVE YOU BACK YOURS

[2007 emo 6:26 AM] i

[Cutest Furry 6:26 AM] this took a turn

[Portable Speaker 6:26 AM] BUT MY PP SNEEZES FOR YOU AND MY PP SAYS TO KEEP YOUR PHONE

[Portable Charger 6:26 AM] MY PP SAYS TO YEET YOUR PHONE OFF THE ROOF

[Mama Makeout 6:26 AM] she will actually do it too

[Portable Speaker 6:26 AM] wow these are some quality selfies. You look very pretty.

[Portable Speaker 6:26 AM] you might think this is a joke but I’m legitimately being serious. You should show me these more often. You look really good Kyouka.

[Portable Charger 6:26 AM] ...thanks you too

[Uranus 6:26 AM] Kaminari wins best boyfriend title

[Portable Charger 6:26 AM] i can finally look at you and todorokis late night texts yEET

[Kermit the frog 6:26 AM] MIDORIYA JUST GOT YEETED ON

[Mama Makeout 6:26 AM] oh I disagree

[Portable Speaker 6:26 AM] DONT DO THAT TODOROKI WILL KILL ME

[Icy Hoe 6:27 AM] oh no

[Portable Charger 6:27 AM] OH MY GOD THERES SO MANY TEXTS ABOUT KIRISHIMA IN YOUR CONVERSATIONS WITH BAKUGOU

[Bakubaby 6:27 AM] I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WERE LOOKING AT TODOROKIS

[Icy Hoe 6:27 AM] oh boy

[Portable Speaker 6:27 AM] I don’t know if it’s because it’s so early in the morning or something but holy shit Kyouka you are really pretty and oh my god Bakugou is going to stab me please stop

[Kermit the frog 6:27 AM] just go through her texts Kaminari

[Portable Charger 6:27 AM] im keeping your phone for the day

[Portable Speaker 6:27 AM] you know Tsu I would do that but I’m actually a kind human being and like people to have their own privacy with their phones.

[Portable Charger 6:27 AM] Do it coward

[Portable Charger 6:27 AM] Theres nothing special in there anyways

[Portable Speaker 6:27 AM] I already said I wouldn’t. I don’t do that to a lot of people besides Kirishima because he just texts me and Bakugou most of the time anyways. Or on the bakugang group chat. I don’t particularly enjoy going through people’s phones. Sorry that’s not me.

[Portable Charger 6:27 AM] Im still keeping your phone for the day sorry love

[Portable Speaker 6:27 AM] whatever. I don’t care anymore.

[Soggy Broccoli 6:27 AM] maybe all the couples should switch phones for the day

[Uranus 6:27 AM] ILL DO IT

[Mama Makeout 6:27 AM] Momo just threw her phone at me and stole mine so I guess this is happening

[Bakubaby 6:27 AM] Sup bitches yah yeet its ya boi bitch mcbitch magee

[Eijirou OwO 6:27 AM] Waddup bitches

[Eijirou OwO 6:27 AM] I’m a proud boyfriend my bitchy attitude is kind of rubbing off on you

[Icy Hoe 6:27 AM] ITS MOMO TIME

[Invisalign 6:27 AM] oh boy I can’t wait *very sarcastic*

[Uranus 6:27 AM] Ive never used urarakas phone before so this is fun

[Soggy Broccoli 6:27 AM] Deku May I go through your messages with All Might?

[Uranus 6:27 AM] No you may not

[Soggy Broccoli 6:27 AM] alrighty then

[Icy Hoe 6:27 AM] I’m going through Todoroki and Kaminaris late night texts and. I think I’ve fallen in love again

[Soggy Broccoli 6:27 AM] C U T E

[Portable Charger 6:27 AM] Right momo???? Thats a big mood

[Portable Speaker 6:27 AM] Todoroki is letting you

[Mama Makeout 6:27 AM] I didn’t really have a choice. She threatened to throw my phone at Aizawa.

[Sugar Daddy UwU 6:27 AM] No you really didnt have a choice

[Kermit the frog 6:27 AM] OH MY BAKUGOU

[Eijirou OwO 6:27 AM] TSU I SWEAR IM GOING TO FUCKING BURN YOU

[Icy Hoe 6:27 AM] I’m actually crying. It’s too early for this

[Mama Makeout 6:27 AM] Shes crying on my arm and now my arm is wet

[Bakubaby 6:27 AM] the conversations bakugou has with kaminari really are just a lot about me

[Bakubaby 6:28 AM] And minecraft

[Mama Makeout 6:28 AM] Kaminari really is just a great wingman and great person to talk to

[Portable Speaker 6:28 AM] thanks man!

[Cutest Furry 6:28 AM] Ojirou why is there nothing juicy on your phone

[Invisalign 6:28 AM] I normally just talk to people out loud

[Portable Speaker 6:28 AM] seeing everyone writing using their significant others usernames is strange

[Uranus 6:28 AM] uraraka im sorry for not being the best boyfriend

[Soggy Broccoli 6:28 AM] what do you mean?

[Uranus 6:28 AM] like,,, i dont always pay attention to you and heck i feel bad

[Soggy Broccoli 6:28 AM] it’s okay!!! You do pay attention to me!

[Uranus 6:28 AM] Ive read too far in the texts Im s or r y

[Soggy Broccoli 6:28 AM] oh

[Soggy Broccoli 6:28 AM] I mean it isn’t ideal how often you focus on All Might but I can live with it. You want to be a hero. That comes first Izuku.

[Uranus 6:28 AM] Ill do better from now on I promise

[Uranus 6:28 AM] also its very adorable how much you text aoyama about me

[Douchebaguette 6:28 AM] I’m the gay wingman what did you expect?

[Soggy Broccoli 6:28 AM] Hes like my gay best friend

[Eijirou OwO 6:28 AM] from what I can see Kirishima looks very insulted

[Eijirou OwO 6:29 AM] “I thought we had something special Ochaco.”

[Bakubaby 6:29 AM] I took pride in being the gay best friend

[Soggy Broccoli 6:29 AM] YOU ARE BOTH MY GAY BEST FRIENDS BUT AOYAMA IS MY GAY BEST FRIEND AND GAY WINGMAN

[Soggy Broccoli 6:29 AM] and he loves cheese and I find that fascinating

[Scotch Tape 6:29 AM] not to ruin the chaos but class starts in a minute. Lets not die today

[Bakubaby 6:29 AM] heres to not dying today

[Cutest Furry 6:29 AM] lets roll bois



Friday 11:34 AM

[Mama Makeout 11:34 AM] well no one else is saying it so I will

[Mama Makeout 11:34 AM] present mics English Quiz ate my ass

[Bakubaby 11:34 AM] i dont understand why his quizzes are so fucking hard but they are

[Kermit the frog 11:34 AM] I FORGOT YOU GUYS SWITCHED PHONES AND IM CRYING I THOUGHT THAT WAS YAOMOMO

[Uranus 11:34 AM] well shit i bombed that quiz

[Soggy Broccoli 11:35 AM] I thought I did okay???? Truth is I have no confidence in myself

[Eijirou OwO 11:35 AM] it wasn’t even that fucking hard what the fuck

[Icy Hoe 11:35 AM] I also agree. It wasn’t too complicated

[Mama Makeout 11:35 AM] I didn’t sleep

[Bakubaby 11:35 AM] for the record im trying to talk more like bakugou today because why the fuck not

[Eijirou OwO 11:35 AM] I never sleep

[Eijirou OwO 11:35 AM] you’ve seen my grades asshole. I’ve fucking tutored you. You know how well I do in school. Mitsuki would beat my ass if I didn’t

[Bakubaby 11:35 AM] I meant talk in your style while still being me dipshit

[Soggy Broccoli 11:35 AM] well someone’s a little hurt

[Mama Makeout 11:35 AM] well I make great grades too because Endeavor would eat my ass if I didn’t but I can still say that test is hard

[Icy Hoe 11:35 AM] it’s true. He’s one of the top five in the class.

[Uranus 11:35 AM] I make good grades too because All Might would eat my ass if I didnt

[Portable Speaker 11:35 AM] well I make shit grades because no one will eat my ass and I can say that shit was complicated

[Portable Charger 11:35 AM] ill do it

[Portable Speaker 11:35 AM] I mean if you want to

[Eijirou OwO 11:36 AM] sorry if I interrupted anyone’s meals with the sounds of my vomit

[Portable Charger 11:36 AM] Whoops

[Scotch Tape 11:36 AM] would i be jinxing it if i said im surprised with how well this day is going

[Soggy Broccoli 11:36 AM] yes and great now its jinxed

[Eijirou OwO 11:36 AM] god damnit Sero

[Kermit the frog 11:36 AM] Bakugou damnit Sero

[Eijirou OwO 11:36 AM] eat my ass

[Kermit the frog 11:36 AM] that’s Kirishima’s job

[Bakubabyb 11:36 AM] fuck no

[Icy Hoe 11:36 AM] May we please stop talking about our rear ends while we eat

[Invisalign 11:36 AM] I cant see Toorus ass.

[2007 emo 11:37 AM] tragic

[Invisalign 11:37 AM] tell me about it

[Cutest Furry 11:37 AM] tell me about it

[Soggy Broccoli 11:37 AM] Deku and Bakugous late night talks is the best thing I’ve ever laid my eyes on

[Eijirou OwO 11:37 AM] well lay your eyes off of it

[Soggy Broccoli 11:37 AM] well. I found the part where Deku said I had a nice butt

[Portable Speaker 11:37 AM] MY MAN

[Uranus 11:37 AM] Well she does

[2007 emo 11:37 AM] being in a relationship sounds exhausting

[Kermit the frog 11:37 AM] I mean technically you could see it when she wears her uniform but it kind of just flows? So wear skinny jeans Hagakure or short shorts. That’ll fix the issue.

[Cutest Furry 11:37 AM] well ojirou is in for a treat

[Mama Makeout 11:37 AM] I just heard Iida whisper “keep it pg please”

[Invisalign 11:37 AM] okay Paul Blart

[Paul Blart 11:37 AM] IM NOT A MALL COP

[Icy Hoe 11:37 AM] that’s what they all say

[Portable Charger 11:37 AM] Ive seen Iida at the mall trying to be basically a mall cop

[Mama Makeout 11:37 AM] listen up I don’t say this often and when I do it’s normally to my friends in private but I. Have to announce it. And I’m not an affectionate guy but I have to okay

[Mama Makeout 11:37 AM] I find Yaoyorozu Momo very beautiful. I feel like I’ve been blessed by Bakugou.

[Eijirou OwO 11:37 AM] I really am over the whole Bakugou being god thing. Find something else I mean it’s not that hard

[Eijirou OwO 11:37 AM] use Kirishima for fucks sake idk

[Bakubaby 11:37 AM] if you arent a coward you’ll use minetas name

[Soggy Broccoli 11:37 AM] Yaomomo just stuck her head in rice on accident because she’s that touched.

[Uranus 11:38 AM] thats a mood

[Portable Charger 11:38 AM] these texts with todoroki are so fucking cute

[Portable Speaker 11:38 AM] Hes having a me moment. As in that’s what happened to me. But I’m not sure what he’s looking at

[Icy Hoe 11:38 AM] zhaiahaosnkshdissjwhwibahsiwhwiwbjabskwbwkwbsksbskbsksbiloveshoutoalotsbdisjissbowjaia

[Portable Charger 11:38 AM] Announcement: i really love kaminari denki??? Like a lot?? Mineta hes such a dork but ive managed to go doki doki everytime i see him fuck me

[Portable Speaker 11:38 AM] I’m crying

[Kermit the frog 11:38 AM] and if you turn to your left you’ll see Jirou losing her shit, Kaminari losing his shit, Todoroki losing his shit, and Midoriya assisting Yaomomo get rice out of her hair.

[Portable Charger 11:38 AM] i could go on and on about denki but nO ONE WOULD WANT TO HEAR THAT

[Soggy Broccoli 11:38 AM] momo looks very pretty with her hair down and that’s the tea

[Mama Makeout 11:38 AM] we need to text each other later Jirou. I need to give Kaminari a break

[Portable Charger 11:38 AM] Im down

[Uranus 11:38 AM] i think we got all the rice out of her hair

[Icy Hoe 11:38 AM] Kaminari you are gonna take a little pit stop to Todoroki Town.

[Bakubaby 11:38 AM] ive never realized how much bakugou likes minecraft

[Eijirou OwO 11:38 AM] I play it for reasons

[Eijirou OwO 11:38 AM] whenever I’m in a mood I play it with Kaminari because he

[Eijirou OwO 11:38 AM] he makes me laugh I guess

[Portable Speaker 11:38 AM] #1 I’m honored momo and I will love that and #2 BAKUBRO THAT MADE ME REALLY HAPPY

[Eijirou OwO 11:38 AM] dont expect to hear it again

[Mama Makeout 11:38 AM] I’m crying

[Mama Makeout 11:38 AM] I’m actually crying publicly

[Soggy Broccoli 11:38 AM] wow he’s crying

[Mama Makeout 11:38 AM] Her hair down

[Mama Makeout 11:38 AM] I need sleep

[Portable Speaker 11:38 AM] this is really bringing people together

[Icy Hoe 11:38 AM] I agree. It also brought rice into my hair

[Bakubaby 11:38 AM] I never thought i would ever see him cry

[Eijirou OwO 11:39 AM] I really can’t handle Kirishima with his hair down

[Eijirou OwO 11:39 AM] im so fucking gay holy fucking shit

[Bakubaby 11:39 AM] dude i put my hair down every night and you see me every night

[Bakubaby 11:39 AM] fuck im gay sobbing again

[Eijirou OwO 11:39 AM] I know but sishaiw

[Eijirou OwO 11:39 AM] holy f u c k

[Portable Speaker 11:39 AM] I think Midnight is confused

[Portable Speaker 11:39 AM] almost every couple is crying

[Portable Charger 11:39 AM] im crying now

[Portable Speaker 11:39 AM] and Bakugou and Kirishima are both hugging each other and crying

[Portable Speaker 11:39 AM] she is currently looking specifically at Bakugou and Todoroki who are both crying which is shocking

[Portable Charger 11:39 AM] it looks like shes contemplating getting up to check on them or just leaving them to sob

[Bakubaby 11:39 AM] this is my second time today gay sobbing over bakugou

[Eijirou OwO 11:39 AM] GOD IM SO FUCKING GAY FOR KIRISHIMA I C A N T

[Mama Makeout 11:39 AM] mansjeheiwb momo with her hair down makes me feel so blessed????

[Soggy Broccoli 11:39 AM] god I love nature

[Kermit the frog 11:39 AM] this is horrifying

[2007 emo 11:39 AM] i really don’t understand this

[Uranus 11:40 AM] why is uraraka so beautiful???? I dont??? understand????

[Soggy Broccoli 11:40 AM] I really like Dekus hair. Like. It’s soft and fluffy andbwishaiwh

[Kermit the frog 11:40 AM] Uraraka Ochaco at 4:00 AM like two weeks ago “Dekus hair is my kink goodnight Tsu”

[Scotch Tape 11:40 AM] Mina and i are just looking at kirishima and bakugou AND jirou and kaminari crying

[Peppa Pig 11:40 AM] its sweetly sickening?

[Douchebaguette 11:40 AM] Todoroki is currently on fire and now midnight is getting up

[Kermit the frog 11:40 AM] this is the strangest most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen

[2007 emo 11:40 AM] “MIDNIGHT JUST LOOK AT HER. LOOK AT HER OH MY GODBAKSVW”- Todoroki Shouto

[Douchebaguette 11:40 AM] I must say I’m impressed. He managed to say that piece of gibberish out loud.

[2007 emo 11:40 AM] “I know Todoroki. I know. Let it out.” -Midnight

[2007 emo 11:40 AM] Hes just scream crying at this point

[Bakubaby 11:40 AM] BAKUGOU JUST ACCIDENTALLY BURNED ME

[Bakubaby 11:40 AM] I GUESS THIS IS FLUSTERED BAKUGOU HIS QUIRK IS ACTIVATING

[Portable Speaker 11:40 AM] listen I can cry a good cry but seeing Todoroki and Bakugou cry is a new experience

[Portable Charger 11:40 AM] me too honestly

[2007 emo 11:40 AM] Todoroki just fell on the ground

[2007 emo 11:40 AM] Midnight doesn't know what to do

[2007 emo 11:40 AM] she keeps looking at me with a panicked expressions

[Uranus 11:40 AM] maybe she should,, use her quirk?

[Soggy Broccoli 11:40 AM] “Uraraka help please I don’t know what to do.”- Midnight

[Uranus 11:40 AM] SOMEONE JUST YELLED “CALL ENDEAVOR”

[Uranus 11:40 AM] IF ENDEAVOR IS CALLED CLASS 1-A IS OVER AS WE KNOW IT

[2007 emo 11:40 AM] Todoroki just yelled back (Incase no one heard it) NO FUCK OFF

[Invisalign 11:40 AM] Midnight is trying her hardest

[Invisalign 11:40 AM] momo is just. Staring at him.

[Icy Hoe 11:40 AM] well I’m a bit shocked

[2007 emo 11:40 AM] Aizawa and Present Mic are laughing quite hard

[2007 emo 11:40 AM] ectoplasm wants them to stop

[2007 emo 11:40 AM] Cementoss is watching in horror

[Bakubaby 11:41 AM] OKAY WELL THIS IS THE FIRST TIME IVE EVER SEEN BAKUGOU FLUSTERED AND HE KEEPS ACCIDENTALLY BURNING ME

[Kermit the frog 11:41 AM] you all look high and that’s the tea

[Soggy Broccoli 11:41 AM] DEKU

[Soggy Broccoli 11:41 AM] DEKU

[Soggy Broccoli 11:41 AM] DEKU PLEASE

[Uranus 11:41 AM] WHA

[Soggy Broccoli 11:41 AM] all might texted “Midoriya my boy what is happening?”

[Soggy Broccoli 11:41 AM] I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO PLEASE TAKE IT I CANT HANDLE THE PRESSURE

[Uranus 11:41 AM] TELL HIM THAT YOU HAVE MY PHONE FOR THE DAY ITS OKAY YOU CAN DO IT

[Uranus 11:41 AM] ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SAY “Hi All Might! This is Uraraka. Deku and I switched phones for the day”

[Soggy Broccoli 11:41 AM] IM DOING IT DJAKSNWKNWKWHWIWBWIWBWIWB

[2007 emo 11:41 AM] Todoroki just snapped back to reality when he heard that All Might texted and all he said was “SECRET LOVE CHILD”

[Mama Makeout 11:41 AM] m i d o r i y a i z u k u

[Eijirou OwO 11:41 AM] they are close okay. All Might sees himself in Deku. That’s all it is Todoroki calm down. Don’t get excited

[Soggy Broccoli 11:41 AM] BABE I DID IT

[Soggy Broccoli 11:41 AM] “oh ;)” -all might

[Uranus 11:41 AM] Im going to have to talk to him later i assume

[Soggy Broccoli 11:41 AM] yes

[Uranus 11:41 AM] once this calms down ill drop by to talk to him but just for a second

[Soggy Broccoli 11:41 AM] talk to him after class later???

[Soggy Broccoli 11:41 AM] just a suggestion

[Uranus 11:41 AM] okay! Thats fine

[Icy Hoe 11:41 AM] man this lunch has been crazy

[Eijirou OwO 11:41 AM] tell me about it

[Bakubaby 11:41 AM] im in pain

[Eijirou OwO 11:41 AM] my gay ass is in pain

[Mama Makeout 11:42 AM] my literal ass is in pain I fell on the ground so hard

[Portable Charger 11:42 AM] i didnt notice the electrocution as much this time

[Portable Speaker 11:42 AM] I’m sorry

[Icy Hoe 11:42 AM] I was nearly set on fire

[Kermit the frog 11:42 AM] crispee

[Portable Charger 11:42 AM] No babe i meant that in a good way

[Portable Speaker 11:42 AM] I mean. I can electrocute you more if you want.

[Mama Makeout 11:42 AM] I don’t mean to set myself on fire but it happens

[Portable Charger 11:42 AM] Please no i think my body is just getting used to it or youre controlling it better

[Portable Speaker 11:42 AM] then let’s CHECK

[Icy Hoe 11:42 AM] you are just immune to Kaminari now

[Portable Charger 11:42 AM] If you try to electrocute me your ass is dead

[Portable Speaker 11:42 AM] you wouldn’t kill me because then you’d be lonely

[Portable Speaker 11:42 AM] so ha

[Portable Charger 11:42 AM] i have momo

[Portable Speaker 11:42 AM] okay but Momo cuddles Todoroki more than she would cuddle you.

[Icy Hoe 11:42 AM] I’d gladly cuddle with her as well if she needs it

[Mama Makeout 11:42 AM] and leave me?

[Icy Hoe 11:42 AM] n o

[Portable Charger 11:42 AM] momo would just have a bitch on each arm

[Icy Hoe 11:42 AM] I hope you’ll see me flaunting my bitches Kaminari

[Portable Speaker 11:43 AM]   I really hope I don’t

[Portable Charger 11:43 AM] im not killing you anyways

[Eijirou OwO 11:43 AM] that would be a great way to end a Friday. With death.

[Soggy Broccoli 11:43 AM] I don’t agree Bakugou

[Uranus 11:43 AM] I also dont agree

[Eijirou OwO 11:43 AM] cowards.

[2007 emo 11:43 AM] I’m glad the crying has stopped

[Bakubaby 11:43 AM] NO DEATH PLEASE

[Cutest Furry 11:43 AM] Me too tokoyami

[Kermit the frog 11:43 AM] death isn’t ideal

[Invisalign 11:43 AM] I think Midnight was losing her mind and honestly me too

[Uranus 11:43 AM] for the first time in a while i feel cried out

[Icy Hoe 11:43 AM] well that’s surprising

[Portable Speaker 11:43 AM] yeah you cry a lot sometimes

[Mama Makeout 11:43 AM] you do cry quite frequently

[Uranus 11:43 AM] So ive been told

[Soggy Broccoli 11:43 AM] attacked I guess.

[Uranus 11:43 AM] i kinda wish i didnt cry so much but oh well i guess

[Paul Blart 11:44 AM] it’s okay to cry! Just. Tone it down a tad.

[Bakubaby 11:44 AM] I cry a lot just not in public because it makes me look not as manly

[Mama Makeout 11:44 AM] just because you cry in public it doesn’t make you less of a man than any other man

[Soggy Broccoli 11:44 AM] I agree with Todoroki! It takes a true man to openly show his emotions with others. At least that’s what I believe

[Kermit the frog 11:44 AM] i also agree

[Uranus 11:44 AM] does that mean im a true man?

[Soggy Broccoli 11:44 AM] I’ve always thought you were a true man Deku

[Mama Makeout 11:44 AM] I’ve literally fallen on my ass crying in public so I think you are good Midoriya

[Uranus 11:44 AM] Yeet!

[Cutest Furry 11:44 AM] Ive seen ojirou cry over litter before

[2007 emo 11:44 AM] what

[Cutest Furry 11:44 AM] I asked him why he was crying and he said “An animal could die because a careless person has littered.” it was kind of terrifying

[2007 emo 11:44 AM] I thought you meant like a cat litter box that holds the litter

[2007 emo 11:45 AM] please be a bit more specific sometimes

[Cutest Furry 11:45 AM] Sorry

[Invisalign 11:45 AM] oh god

[Cutest Furry 11:45 AM] sorry to expose you like that ┐(゚~゚)┌

[Invisalign 11:45 AM] it’s alright



Friday 10:56 PM

[Icy Hoe 10:56 PM] so Momo gave me my phone back so this is Todoroki now

[Icy Hoe 10:56 PM] and I’m telling you now that I just came from the kitchen because I wanted some milk and I wasn’t prepared for what I saw

[Scotch Tape 10:56 PM] DONT SAY WHAT YOU SAW

[Portable Charger 10:56 PM] hello this is Kaminari now and DONT SAY SHIT

[Icy Hoe 10:56 PM] Sero is a big Hannah Montana fan

[Scotch Tape 10:56 PM] it was on the group chat playlist and i wasnt going to use a skip on a song that didnt deserve it

[Icy Hoe 10:56 PM] you didn’t have to sing it

[Eijirou OwO 10:56 PM] i think everyone has their phones back

[Eijirou OwO 10:56 PM] also kaminari, sero, and i are just down here making mac and cheese

[2007 emo 10:57 PM] I hear Hannah Montana

[Eijirou OwO 10:57 PM] sero keeps playing different renditions of the wii theme music and kaminari is laughing so hard he might bust a rib

[Portable Charger 10:57 PM] IM LAUGHING SO HARD I MIGHT BUST A NUT

[Scotch Tape 10:57 PM] the wii theme was a gift from god

[Eijirou OwO 10:57 PM] * from Mineta
[Portable Charger 10:57 PM] hold up bois I’m gonna bust a thicc nutrition

[Scotch Tape 10:57 PM] is your pp sneezing

[Bakubaby 10:57 PM] how many drugs do you guys do while Mina and I were gone

[Portable Charger 10:57 PM] I smoke fish

[Kermit the frog 10:57 PM] shit dawg lemme buy some

[Scotch Tape 10:57 PM] gucci flip flops fuck it hit your bitch in my socks

[Portable Charger 10:57 PM] IM GONNA SLAP A BITCH WITH MY SOCKS

[Portable Charger 10:57 PM] JIROU IM GONNA HIT YOU WITH MY SOCK

[Portable Speaker 10:57 PM] what the hell is happening?

[Portable Charger 10:58 PM] well I’m gonna hit you with my sock

[Portable Speaker 10:58 PM] Thats not the lyrics tho where did you come to this conclusion

[Icy Hoe 10:58 PM] this is horrifying

[Portable Charger 10:58 PM] FUCK IT HIT YOUR BITCH IN MY SOCKS BUT ID RATHER HIT A BITCH WITH MY SOCKS

[Portable Charger 10:58 PM] IT WAS EITHER YOU OR MINA

[Peppa Pig 10:58 PM] ill take the hit so jirou doesnt murder you

[Portable Charger 10:58 PM] this is why I like you Mina

[Peppa Pig 10:58 PM] you too bro

[Mama Makeout 10:58 PM] beautiful

[Mama Makeout 10:58 PM] also Todoroki why were you going to the kitchen

[Icy How 10:58 PM] I was thirsty

[Eijirou OwO 10:58 PM] he was thorsty for some milk remember

[Portable Charger 10:58 PM] hecc yeah you are am I right.

[Scotch Tape 10:58 PM] yeah up top kaminari

[Icy Hoe 10:58 PM] I just wanted some drink

[Eijirou OwO 10:58 PM] sero just completely missed kaminaris hand and stuck his hand on his mouth somehow????????

[Portable Charger 10:59 PM] SHIGARAKI WATCH OUT IM COMING FOR YOUR BRAND

[Uranus 10:59 PM] oh my goodness

[Portable Speaker 10:59 PM] i just want to know why my boyfriend is acting like this

[Scotch Tape 10:59 PM] its best not to ask

[Portable Charger 10:59 PM] dude being a hero is hard work let’s own a snail farm instead

[Eijirou OwI 10:59 PM] Oh my god can the gang have a snail farm

[Bakubaby 10:59 PM] what the fuck

[Peppa Pig 10:59 PM] should i come check on you guys??

[Portable Charger 10:59 PM] I can control the world with me and my snail army. Snarmy.

[Paul Blart 10:59 PM] I’m afraid to know what’s happening

[Cutest Furry 10:59 PM] s n a i l s

[2007 emo 10:59 PM] All I heard was Kaminari say “listen to my present mic impression” and then I heard “Y E A H” being screeched downstairs

[Scotch Tape 11:00 PM] this is the funniest shit ive ever heard and its kinda accurate

[Portable Charger 11:00 PM] I WANT PRESENT MIC TO DO THE LONGEST YEAH BOI EVER

[Portable Charger 11:00 PM] yeah BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

[Portable Speaker 11:00 PM] im sure if you ask him he’ll do it

[Eijirou OwO 11:00 PM] kaminaris going to be like this all night. We’re sleeping in my room so apologies ahead of time to shoji and bakugou

[Portable Charger 11:00 PM] JIROU

[Portable Speaker 11:00 PM] yeah?

[Portable Charger 11:00 PM] my pp sneeze for you and only you. <3

[2007 emo 11:00 PM] is he. Okay?

[Portable Speaker 11:01 PM] wow to think this was the boy that hours earlier i was screaming about how much i love him

[Portable Charger 11:01 PM] but b a b e. My PP

[Portable Speaker 11:01 PM]

[Portable Speaker 11:01 PM] my pp sneeze for you too i guess

[Portable Charger 11:01 PM] YAY!

[Portable Charger 11:01 PM] that will be our wedding vows

[Scotch Tape 11:01 PM] that will be a beautiful wedding

[Mama Makeout 11:01 PM] You have all gone insane

[Eijirou OwO 11:01 PM] theres not much of a difference

[Portable Charger 11:01 PM] Ariana Grande owns my bussy

[Uranus 11:01 PM] you can get through this Kaminari. We are here for you

[Portable Speaker 11:01 PM] were you training or something before you were hanging out?

[Portable Charger 11:01 PM] nope

[Icy Hoe 11:01 PM] really because you don’t seem all there

[Portable Speaker 11:01 PM] maybe this is his true idiot showing

[Portable Charger 11:01 PM] BABE

[Portable Charger 11:01 PM] B A B E

[Portable Charger 11:01 PM] KYOUKA

[Portable Speaker 11:02 PM] What

[Portable Charger 11:02 PM] I found a ring pop

[Portable Charger 11:02 PM] I want to engage you.

[Portable Charger 11:02 PM] is that correct?

[Portable Charger 11:02 PM] I want to marry your ass

[Portable Speaker 11:02 PM] I’m,, going to bed. Kirishima you seem the most sane please take care of him

[Eijirou OwO 11:02 PM] he has the ring pop in one hand and hes clutching his phone in the other while sobbing

[Portable Charger 11:02 PM] SERO PLEASE MARRY ME NOW

[Portable Charger 11:02 PM] YOUD MAKE A FANTASTIC HUSBAND

[Scotch Tape 11:02 PM] If you insist

[Eijirou OwO 11:02 PM] theyre hugging and sobbing now

[Portable Charger 11:02 PM] I believe everything happens for a reason bro. And Jirou didn’t want to marry me for a reason. She wanted me to marry you Sero. Tonight. We get married.

[Eijirou OwO 11:03 PM] its going to be a long night bois

[Portable Charger 11:03 PM] thicc papa Kirishima feed thicc babies macaroni

[Eijirou OwO 11:03 PM] Perfection takes time children

[Scotch Tape 11:03 PM] im hUNGRY

[Portable Charger 11:03 PM] oh my god Sero our first meal as a married couple <3

[Scotch Tape 11:03 PM] Wow this is so exciting

[Portable Charger 11:03 PM] my pp may sneeze for Jirou. But my ass belongs to Sero now.

[Scotch Tape 11:03 PM] i love you so much denki <3

[Portable Charger 11:03 PM] HANTA CAN EAT MY ASS @ HOMECOMING <3

[Eijirou OwO 11:04 PM] kaminari is sitting in seros lap im fucking crying

[Portable Charger 11:04 PM] maybe I’m not as straight as I thought

[Peppa Pig 11:04 PM] Youre just now realizing that?

[Mama Makeout 11:04 PM] JIROU WHAT IS YOUR BOYFRIEND DOING

[Eijirou OwO 11:04 PM] Jirou actually went to bed so  ╮(╯_╰)╭

[Portable Charger 11:04 PM] jirou if you see this in the morning I still love you

[Portable Charger 11:04 PM] but I’m married to Sero

[Portable Charger 11:04 PM] we both are not sure who the side hoe will be yet

[Portable Charger 11:04 PM] also I sent all of those selfies of yourself to me and you are my lock screen and home screen

[Scotch Tape 11:04 PM] Maybe im not as straight as i thought because kaminari has a good ass

[Portable Charger 11:04 PM] awe thanks dude

[2007 emo 11:04 PM] “and you have a great PENIS” Kaminari Denki.

[Icy Hoe 11:04 PM] OH MY GOD

[Scotch Tape 11:05 PM] you too

[Kermit the frog 11:05 PM] I wanted a snack so I went down to the kitchen and I walked in on: Kirishima wearing a “kiss the cook” apron with a princess crown on, Kaminari sitting on Seros lap singing to “All Star” by smash mouth and Sero staring lovingly at his ring pop while allowing Kaminari to sit on his lap

[Eijirou OwO 11:05 PM] I feel exposed

[Portable Charger 11:05 PM] if this is how Jirou feels when she sits in my lap now I know why she does it so often. This bitch is comfortable

[Scotch Tape 11:05 PM] what can i say? im just one comfortable bitch

[Mama Makeout 11:05 PM] who needs a chair when you have a significant other

[Uranus 11:05 PM] exactly

[Soggy Broccoli 11:05 PM] being used as a chair is an experience

[Scotch Tape 11:06 PM] i can agree

[Portable Charger 11:06 PM] I have been used as a chair and let me just say. JIROUS ASS IS BONY AND IT SOMETIMES HURTS BUT I LOVE HER ANYWAYS

[Scotch Tape 11:06 PM] I know we’ve talked about you being and electric chair before but if jirou has used you as a chair before and you got flustered did you b e c o m e an electric chair

[Portable Charger 11:06 PM] well we could ask Jirou if she would’ve stayed awake

[Invisalign 11:06 PM] i dont blame her for going to sleep she had a rough day

[Mama Makeout 11:06 PM] what? What happened? She never told me anything about having a rough day?

[Portable Charger 11:06 PM] IS SHE OKAY

[Invisalign 11:06 PM] well i just meant she cried a lot today and that shit takes energy

[Portable Charger 11:06 PM] I actually almost went running to her room that shit scared me

[Invisalign 11:06 PM] Im sorry i keep confusing people

[Portable Charger 11:06 PM] no it’s fine! I just get worried if people are upset. I thought maybe I did something.

[Invisalign 11:06 PM] she may have seemed a little upset tonight but i think thats because shes really tired

[Portable Charger 11:06 PM] ughughughughugh now I’m anxious

[Peppa Pig 11:07 PM] im sure things are fine just let the girl sleep

[Portable Charger 11:07 PM] yeah I know. It’s just I get a little bit of weird thoughts sometimes but it’s fine. Everything’s probably fine.

[Eijirou OwO 11:07 PM] MACARONI IS DONE BOIS

[Scotch Tape 11:07 PM] THANKS DAD

[Portable Charger 11:07 PM] my ass isn’t moving so you are stuck trying to figure out how to eat this macaroni Sero

[Scotch Tape 11:07 PM] Ill just stand up

[Portable Charger 11:07 PM] I’m gonna cry

[2007 emo 11:07 PM] I heard a loud thud

[2007 emo 11:07 PM] honestly I don’t know how I’m hearing all of this.

[Scotch Tape 11:07 PM] A bitch was hungry and you wouldnt move so now youre on the ground

[Portable Charger 11:07 PM] I cant believe you threw your husband on the ground like that

[Scotch Tape 11:07 PM] You knew how hungry i was you really thought i was going to hesitate?

[Scotch Tape 11:07 PM] like i love you but f o o d

[Portable Charger 11:07 PM] good point

[Mama Makeout 11:07 PM] reading this is wild

[Sugar Daddy UwU 11:07 PM] hey uraraka what are you doing

[Uranus 11:07 PM] Nothing really. What’s up?

[Sugar Daddy UwU 11:08 PM] do you want to come over and make brownies?

[Uranus 11:08 PM] I’ll be there in like two seconds

[Sugar Daddy UwU 11:08 PM] o h well great!

[Scotch Tape 11:08 PM] Kaminari is sulking on the ground

[Eijirou OwO 11:08 PM] hes acting like a small child this isnt normal

[Portable Charger 11:08 PM] I didn’t hug Jirou goodnight.

[Portable Charger 11:08 PM] and Sero kicked me off of his lap

[Portable Charger 11:08 PM] so now I’m alone in this sad cold world

[Portable Charger 11:08 PM] I’m sad

[Scotch Tape 11:08 PM] do you want to sit on my lap again

[Portable Charger 11:08 PM] y e s

[Bakubaby 11:08 PM] what the fuck

[Eijirou OwO 11:08 PM] ive never sat on anyones lap is it fun

[Douchebaguette 11:08 PM] Yes

[Bakubaby 11:08 PM] you’ve sat on my lap Kirishima

[Bakubaby 11:08 PM] it was movie night in the common room and there wasn’t a lot of space on the couches anymore and you didn’t want to go on the floor so you sat on my lap and fell asleep on my lap

[Eijirou OwO 11:09 PM] Hm thats odd because i remember it going like i wanted to sit on your lap and when i tried to you pushed me off

[Portable Charger 11:09 PM] but that was the first Movie Night Kirishima. You sat on his lap at the one last week

[Icy Hoe 11:09 PM] you literally elbowed me in the face how do you not remember this

[Icy Hoe 11:09 PM] you started crying because my nose started bleeding and you thought you broke it

[Eijirou OwO 11:09 PM] i literally have no memory of this

[Mama Makeout 11:09 PM] “oh my god I’ll give you some of my popcorn I’m so sorry oh my god I’m so so sorry Todoroki”

[Mama Makeout 11:09 PM] this doesn’t ring a bell?

[Eijirou OwO 11:09 PM] I seriously cant recall any of this w h a t

[Uranus 11:09 PM] we were watching the bee movie and you saw Barry and laughed so hard you elbowed Todoroki in face

[Uranus 11:09 PM] you cried so hard we had to pause it Kirishima.

[Uranus 11:09 PM] Bakugou had to rock you like a child

[Kermit the frog 11:09 PM] it was terrifying yet beautiful

[2007 emo 11:09 PM] mostly terrifying.

[Eijirou OwO 11:09 PM] That really happened???

[Scotch Tape 11:10 PM] Kirishima looks like hes on the verge of crying

[Bakubaby 11:10 PM] crying is not ideal

[Icy Hoe 11:10 PM] I’m going to sleep now I really can’t deal with crying anymore today. Don’t take that in a rude way btw. I’ve just cried so much today my head hurts.

[Mama Makeout 11:10 PM] I shall also do that

[Soggy Broccoli 11:10 PM] damn i really want

brownies

[Uranus 11:10 PM] well you guys will have a surprise in the morning

[Soggy Broccoli 11:10 PM] I cant wait to eat all of the brownies

[Kermit the frog 11:10 PM] I better see brownies when I wake up

[Sugar Daddy UwU 11:10 PM] you wont be disappointed we’re making a l o t

[2007 emo 11:10 PM] great

[Cutest Furry 11:10 PM] well that’s something to look forward to in the morning

[Scotch Tape 11:11 PM] well now i have a reason to wake up in the morning

[Portable Charger 11:11 PM] yes me your husband

[Scotch Tape 11:11 PM] Yes that too

[Bakubaby 11:11 PM] wow it’s 11:11 and my wish is that you bitches will shut the fuck up so I can actually sleep

[Portable Charger 11:11 PM] well you said it out loud so now it won’t come true

[Bakubaby 11:11 PM] fuck off

[Eijirou OwO 11:11 PM] sorry we dont make the rules babe

[Bakubaby 11:11 PM] fuck the rules.

Chapter Text

Saturday 10:04 AM

[Portable Charger 10:04 AM] I’m telling you now Sero is one hell of a cuddler

[Scotch Tape 10:04 AM] aw thanks babe

[Portable Charger 10:04 AM] being married is great <3

[Eijirou OwO 10:04 AM] hey once i find a ring pop im going to propose to bakugou

[Bakubaby 10:04 AM] the one that tastes like watermelons is my favorite

[Eijirou OwO 10:04 AM] im buying s o many ring pops this weekend

[Mama Makeout 10:04 AM] May I go with you? I've never had one before.

[Scotch Tape 10:04 AM] Youve never tasted god before?

[Peppa Pig 10:04 AM] no one make the god is mineta joke p l e a s e

[Kermit the frog 10:04 AM] SERO I THINK YOU MEAN M I N E T A

[Icy Hoe 10:04 AM] babe I’m gonna buy you so many ring pops you have no idea

[Eijirou OwO 10:04 AM] of course you can momo!

[Mama Makeout 10:04 AM] we are gonna buy the whole store

[2007 emo 10:05 AM] this isn’t exactly what I expected to wake up to but I’m not mad about it

[Portable Speaker 10:05 AM] what the actual fuck happened after i went to sleep

[Cutest Furry 10:05 AM] a concept. We all go shopping together and collectively buy the whole store

[Icy Hoe 10:05 AM] Kaminari had multiple existential crisis and wound up sitting on seros lap the whole night and he has discovered he isn’t as straight as he thought he was

[Portable Charger 10:05 AM] keywords are existential crisis and Sero

[Portable Speaker 10:05 AM] Did bakugou even get to sleep?

[Bakubaby 10:05 AM] I’ve been up since 11:11 PM.

[Kermit the frog 10:05 AM] That’s when you sent your last text?

[Kermit the frog 10:05 AM] OH MY GOD

[Kermit the frog 10:05 AM] PLEASE SLEEP

[Eijirou OwO 10:05 AM] OPEN UP I HAVE MY BIG BOTTLE OF MELATONIN AND WE’RE GOING TO S L E E P

[2007 emo 10:05 AM] Hes been up for like. 18 hours since he woke up on Friday.

[Bakubaby 10:05 AM] lets shoot for 24

[Kermit the frog 10:06 AM] LETS NOT DO THAT I DONT WANT TO SEE YOU WHEN YOU ARE TIRED

[Bakubaby 10:06 AM] try again hoe I’m always tired

[Eijirou OwO 10:06 AM] you cant leave me out in the hallway please let me in you need to at least nap

[Icy Hoe 10:06 AM] maybe that’s why you are always so irritable Bakugou? Sleep and maybe you’ll be a different person

[Portable Charger 10:06 AM] Sero and I are just sitting in your room Kirishima

[Eijirou OwO 10:06 AM] i might not be back for a while? You can leave if you want

[Portable Charger 10:06 AM] to be honest I don’t want to hear whatever happens on the other end of that wall so Sero and I are going into his room

[Eijirou OwO 10:06 AM] I meant sleeping

[Icy Hoe 10:06 AM] what makes you think I want to hear what happens with you and Sero, Kaminari?

[Scotch Tape 10:06 AM] give us a break we’re newly weds

[Portable Charger 10:06 AM] dude you are probably in Yaoyorozu’s room anyways

[Icy Hoe 10:06 AM] excuse me but Momo, Jirou, and I are all in my room having a study session so. You are wrong Kaminari.

[Portable Speaker 10:06 AM] yeah eat shit

[Portable Charger 10:06 AM] dude why are you with my girlfriend

[Icy Hoe 10:06 AM] shes my friend??? And Momo is her best friend??? So I’m gonna see her

[Icy Hoe 10:06 AM] besides I don’t see you with her anyways

[Mama Makeout 10:06 AM] I TOLD YOU ID FLAUNT MY BITCHES

[Portable Speaker 10:06 AM] can i not study with my bros????

[Portable Charger 10:06 AM] oh boy

[Bakubaby 10:06 AM] I don’t think that Kaminari knows how to study.

[Portable Charger 10:07 AM] i don’t enjoy being attacked like this

[Portable Speaker 10:07 AM] ill come see you and sero when im done studying

[Icy Hoe 10:07 AM] does that work for you Kaminari?

[Portable Charger 10:07 AM] I mean. We are in Sero’s room so it has to be chill with Sero.

[Scotch Tape 10:07 AM] its chill with me

[Mama Makeout 10:07 AM] Kyouka you can always take a break and go visit him whenever you please

[Portable Charger 10:07 AM] Yaomomo is only saying this so she can have alone time with Todoroki

[Mama Makeout 10:07 AM] I’m saying this so she can see you

[Mama Makeout 10:07 AM] and possibly the other reason too

[Icy Hoe 10:07 AM] no

[Portable Speaker 10:07 AM] ill stop by when we’re done studying

[Uranus 10:07 AM] I’m hurt.

[Uranus 10:07 AM] no one is even going downstairs to see the brownies.

[Uranus 10:07 AM] Satou and I literally fell asleep on the couches because we made these brownies and no one has even come down yet

[Kermit the frog 10:07 AM] I’m coming just let me get dressed

[Sugar Daddy UwU 10:07 AM] we put our heart soul into these and we made a lot of them

[Bakubaby 10:07 AM] KIRISHIMA YOU BETTER GET YOUR ASS OFF OF ME BECAUSE I WANT THESE FUCKING BROWNIES

[Eijirou OwO 10:07 AM] NO YOU NEED TO STAY HERE AND SLEEP ILL GO GET THE BROWNIES

[Bakubaby 10:07 AM] u g h f i n e

[Mama Makeout 10:07 AM] is it okay if I take three? Kyouka and Shouto don’t want to move.

[Eijirou OwO 10:08 AM] ill be right back

[Sugar Daddy UwU 10:08 AM] yeah you can take more if you want. Like i said we made a lot

[Uranus 10:08 AM] 512. We made 512.

[Soggy Broccoli 10:08 AM] THEY ARENT LYING THERES SO MANY OH MY GOD

[Kermit the frog 10:08 AM] THEY ARE NOT KIDDING MIDORIYA AND I JUST CAME DOWN I CANT BREATHE

[2007 emo 10:08 AM] there are brownies everywhere

[Douchebaguette 10:08 AM] What time did you even sleep?

[Uranus 10:08 AM] like. 5:40?

[Uranus 10:08 AM] brownies were more important than sleep

[Icy Hoe 10:08 AM] Momo you better hurry up Jirou and I want food

[Mama Makeout 10:08 AM] I’m not your mother Shouto. I’ll take as long as I want

[Icy Hoe 10:08 AM] mmmm okay Mama Momo

[Icy Hoe 10:08 AM] or should I say Mama Makeout

[Mama Makeout 10:08 AM] I just won’t get you a brownie and I’ll just get Jirou one.

[Icy Hoe 10:08 AM] n o don’t do that
[Eijirou OwO 10:08 AM] i didnt expect to see so many brownies

[Kermit the frog 10:08 AM] it’s kind of beautiful

[Cutest Furry 10:08 AM] it’s actually breathtaking how many brownies were able to fit in this kitchen

[Kermit the frog 10:08 AM] GUYS

[Kermit the frog 10:08 AM] I HAVE AN IDEA THAT CAN TECHNICALLY ALLOW BAKUGOU TO SLEEP

[Kermit the frog 10:08 AM] can we all hang out in the common room and watch a movie or something. Like Bakugou can have the couch since he and Kirishima normally fall asleep. But we can all bond and hang out all together and I think it’s a cute idea.

[Eijirou OwO 10:08 AM] im here for it

[Kermit the frog 10:08 AM] WE CAN MAKE IT A SLEEPOVER

[Icy Hoe 10:08 AM] I want to watch the Little Mermaid.

[Invisalign 10:08 AM] Im down!

[2007 emo 10:08 AM] Ojirou and I are already down here so we like this idea

[Portable Speaker 10:08 AM] Todoroki and I are on our way

[Portable Speaker 10:08 AM] hes singing part of your world in the hallway

[Portable Charger 10:08 AM] OH MY GOD I HEAR HIM

[Scotch Tape 10:08 AM] i’m only down for this idea if i get to keep Kaminari, jirou

[Portable Charger 10:08 AM] damn it’s not that bad you and Bakugou should make a band Todoroki.

[Portable Speaker 10:08 AM] Lets share him

[Bakubaby 10:09 AM] I’m coming down

[Kermit the frog 10:09 AM] we haven’t had a sleepover since Todoroki and Momo got together and Uraraka and Midoriya got together

[Kermit the frog 10:09 AM] well. I apologize that’s incorrect

[Kermit the frog 10:09 AM] at the time they both “weren’t dating”

[Kermit the frog 10:09 AM] which means that they were lying because Momo and Todoroki have been together for like a good two and a half months???

[Eijirou OwO 10:09 AM] really?

[Icy Hoe 10:09 AM] it makes three months this Wednesday.

[Mama Makeout 10:09 AM] I’m surprised you remembered this Shouto.

[Icy Hoe 10:09 AM] I have a very good memory.

[Uranus 10:09 AM] wow I remember when Bakugou and Kirishima were the only couple. That was wild.

[Eijirou OwO 10:09 AM] Id like to think of us as the inspiration for all the other couples

[Invisalign 10:09 AM] I feel like everyone forgets about ojirou and i

[Kermit the frog 10:09 AM] we all knew you guys were together last time so that’s why I didn’t say anything

[Icy Hoe 10:09 AM] you didn’t give me the inspiration to like Momo but whatever makes you happy

[Uranus 10:09 AM] I almost just smacked Hagakure on accident because I just saw a floating brownie and I almost peed myself

[Invisalign 10:09 AM] getting smacked with a brownie would have been enjoyable

[Paul Blart 10:09 AM] Todoroki do we have to watch the little mermaid again?

[Icy Hoe 10:10 AM] who doesn’t love the little mermaid

[Bakubaby 10:10 AM] the next time I see the little mermaid I’m going to shove you up Poseidon’s ass.

[Icy Hoe 10:10 AM] darling it’s better down where it’s wetter take it from me

[Eijirou OwO 10:10 AM] EH WRONG TRY AGAIN

[Icy Hoe 10:10 AM] Sebastian the Crab is a lyrical genius okay.

[Mama Makeout 10:10 AM] oh my

[Portable Charger 10:10 AM] CAN WE GET PRESENT MIC TO JUST SCREAM

“Darling it’s better down where it’s wetter take it from me.” ACROSS CAMPUS

[Peppa Pig 10:10 AM] would you like me to ask

[Paul Blart 10:10 AM] no do not do that

[Kermit the frog 10:10 AM] alright so subject change time. Who else are we waiting for to come down?

[Tentacle Boy 10:10 AM] Kouda and I are on our way.

[Peppa Pig 10:10 AM] I’m coming now!!

[Kermit the frog 10:10 AM] I believe it is Midoriyas turn to choose the movie

[Soggy Broccoli 10:10 AM] I say we watch The Notebook

[Kermit the frog 10:10 AM] the notebook it is. Also who is planning on sleeping over in the common room together. Like who’s staying here all day.

[Icy Hoe 10:10 AM] momo and I are

[Uranus 10:10 AM] I am

[Paul Blart 10:10 AM] I also am

[Portable Charger 10:10 AM] I enjoy movies and friendship so I’m down

[Portable Speaker 10:10 AM] i have to drop by todorokis room later but me

[2007 emo 10:10 AM] I’m staying

[Cutest Furry 10:10 AM] I’m also staying because I don’t have anything else better to do

[Icy Hoe 10:10 AM] you don’t have to. momo and I are staying down.

[Portable Speaker 10:10 AM] I wanted to bring my shit back to my room but okay

[Icy Hoe 10:10 AM] you can just come back tomorrow. It doesn’t bother me to be honest.

[Kermit the frog 10:10 AM] Kirishima, Bakugou, Sero, Mina, and Midoriya are you staying?

[Kermit the frog 10:10 AM] also Aoyama are you coming?

[Scotch Tape 10:11 AM] the whole bakugang is staying

[Soggy Broccoli 10:11 AM] i am also staying

[Kermit the frog 10:11 AM] Shoji and Kouda are you coming?

[Sugar Daddy UwU 10:11 AM] Im staying because i need to make sure no one eats all 512 brownies

[Snow White 10:11 AM] We’re behind you and staying

[Kermit the frog 10:11 AM] oh sorry I’ve been focused on my phone :p

[Kermit the frog 10:11 AM] I hate to bring this up but is Mineta coming

[Baise Brutale 10:11 AM] Maybe I’m not sure

[Douchebaguette 10:11 AM] I’m here!! And I will not be leaving!!!

[Soggy Broccoli 10:11 AM] well thats not an answer i expected

[Kermit the frog 10:11 AM] great so everyone is staying. This will be f u n :)

[Eijirou OwO 10:11 AM] im ready to s l e e p



Saturday 1:32 PM

[Peppa Pig 1:32 PM] there's only 19 of us down here

[Peppa Pig 1:32 PM] who's missing??

[Invisalign 1:32 PM] oh damn I didn't notice anyone leave

[Tentacle Boy 1:33 PM] it seems to be mineta is the missing one

[Kermit the frog 1:33 PM] I don’t think that’s an issue.

[Baise Brutale 1:33 PM] okay fuck you guys



Saturday 4:37 PM

[Icy Hoe 4:37 PM] I’m only texting because Bakugou said that if any of us speak while he’s doing Rainbow Road he’s going to personally kill us but damn it’s getting intense

[2007 emo 4:38 PM] I didn’t know that Bakugou was so good at Mario Kart

[Uranus 4:38 PM] I feel like Jirou will slowly catch up to him. She is in second

[Uranus 4:38 PM] SHE FELL OFF THE SIDE

[2007 emo 4:38 PM] we can clearly see that Uraraka

[Uranus 4:38 PM] momo is also surprisingly good at this. Like you’d think that since she didn’t really play video games as a child that she would suck but she really doesn’t.

[Portable Charger 4:38 PM] I’m so proud of my baby

[Icy Hoe 4:38 PM] Bakugou is gonna beat her ass if she wins

[Icy Hoe 4:38 PM] but I’m also shocked with how well Momo is doing. She’s never really played video games and she’s doing great. Like how is she in third?

[Portable Charger 4:39 PM] I mean. Midoriya sucks ass. He’s in 12th place.

[Uranus 4:39 PM] okay I don’t appreciate that.

[Portable Charger 4:39 PM] JIROU MADE SECOND IM SO PROUD

 

Saturday 7:29 PM

[Bakubaby 7:29 PM] who the fuck is it

[Kermit the frog 7:29 PM] I think Sero and Kirishima teamed up for it

[Scotch Tape 7:29 PM] watch out bitches I’m gonna get ya

[Portable Speaker 7:29 PM] i was a pro at hide and seek when i was younger because i was basically invisible from everyone

[Icy Hoe 7:29 PM] I always hid from my dad so I should be fantastic at this. He was never able to find me.

[Invisalign 7:29 PM] YOU BITCHES DONT KNOW THE VICTORY OF HIDE AND SEEK UNTIL YOU TAP ON YOUR FRIENDS SHOULDERS A WEEK AFTER THE GAME HAD ENDED AND SEE THE TEARS STREAMING DOWN THEIR FACES BECAUSE THEY THOUGHT THEY LOST YOU FOREVER

[Invisalign 7:29 PM] a.k.a. IM LITERALLY INVISIBLE

[2007 emo 7:29 PM] what the fuck

[Bakubaby 7:29 PM] what the fuck

[Uranus 7:30 PM] oh my

[Icy Hoe 7:30 PM] Bakugou I swear to god if you keep swatting my phone out of my hand because of the “light” I’m going to freeze you and stuff you in a freezer

[Portable Charger 7:30 PM] bad move dude now they know you two are together

[Uranus 7:30 PM] let’s hope you don’t lose :/

[Mama Makeout 7:30 PM] why are you two hiding together anyways?

[Bakubaby 7:30 PM] why the fuck not

[Eijirou OwO 7:30 PM] I smell him Sero hes nearby

[Bakubaby 7:30 PM] WHAT ARE YOU A FUCKING D O G

[Eijirou OwO 7:30 PM] well i am your bitch

[Kermit the frog 7:30 PM] woof woof bitch

[Cutest Furry 7:30 PM] that’s awful Kirishima never say that again

[2007 emo 7:31 PM] you are Bakugous Bakubitch

[Portable Charger 7:31 PM] I’m so proud of you Tokoyami.

[Baise Brutale 7:31 PM] just because you guys  were being assholes to me. Bakugou and Todoroki are on the first floor hiding in the first floor cleaning closet

[Icy Hoe 7:31 PM] FUCK OFF

[Bakubaby 7:31 PM] YOU LITTLE FUCKING CUNT IM GOING TO ROAST YOU ALIVE

[Scotch Tape 7:31 PM] Hey mineta youre a little too late with that information. If you scrolled up you can see that kirishima could already smell him

[Eijirou OwO 7:31 PM] his whereabouts were already known to me

[Bakubaby 7:31 PM] Kirishima Eijirou if you come for me and half and half I will personally fuck you up.

[Eijirou OwO 7:31 PM] you already do that

[Portable Charger 7:31 PM] sounds right up Kirishima’s alley.

[Bakubaby 7:31 PM] I’m going to kill you both.

[Portable Charger 7:31 PM] I’ve accepted death a long time ago buddy

[Icy Hoe 7:31 PM] me too

[Scotch Tape 7:31 PM] we arent going for you guys. Kirishima keeps talking about how he wants cuddles tonight

[Mama Makeout 7:31 PM] Shouto we’ve talked about this

[Icy Hoe 7:32 PM] wow bakugous useful for once

[Icy Hoe 7:32 PM] THIS LITTLE FUCKING HOE SHOVED ME INTO THE GOD DAMN VACUUM

[Eijirou OwO 7:32 PM] I miss his cuddles I cant lose them tonight

[Kermit the frog 7:32 PM] Todoroki got succed

[Mama Makeout 7:32 PM] stop now please

[Bakubaby 7:32 PM] I just enjoy seeing Todoroki in pain

[Portable Charger 7:32 PM] I bet you do Bakugou.

[Kermit the frog 7:32 PM] from where I am all I hear is Uraraka screaming and running and Sero screaming “Get back here you little shit” and Kirishima saying “come to papa”

[2007 emo 7:32 PM] run Uraraka. We believe in you.

[Cutest Furry 7:32 PM] we lost a good soldier today. BUT THAT ALSO MEANS YOU ARE IT NEXT ROUND SO NOW IT DOESNT MATTER

[Scotch Tape 7:32 PM] having tape as a quirk is really helpful when playing hide and seek

[Uranus 7:32 PM] he taped me to the ground as I was trying to float myself away

[Soggy Broccoli 7:32 PM] oh my god thats,,,, h

[Icy Hoe 7:32 PM] well at least it wasn’t me

[Mama Makeout 7:32 PM] this is horrifying

[Cutest Furry 7:32 PM] may I ask how?

[Mama Makeout 7:32 PM] it’s dark

[Eijirou OwO 7:33 PM] okay well everyone rUN BECAUSE SHE COUNTING

[Icy Hoe 7:33 PM] A NEW ROUND ALREADY

[Soggy Broccoli 7:33 PM] EVERYONE NEEDS TO GET AWAY FROM ME SHE WILL SHOW NO MERCY WHEN IT COMES TO ME

[Bakugou 7:33 PM] WELL GOD DAMN

[Kermit the frog 7:33 PM] I JUST HEARD TODOROKI SCREAM FROM ABOVE

[Icy Hoe 7:33 PM] HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE STAIRS

[Soggy Broccoli 7:33 PM] Its every man for himself b i t c h

[Bakubaby 7:33 PM] I show no mercy

[Uranus 7:33 PM] COME HERE LITTLE BITCHES IM NOT HERE TO PLAY

[2007 emo 7:33 PM] dear god

[Mama Makeout 7:33 PM] I hate this side of you Uraraka

[Peppa Pig 7:33 PM] URARAKA PLEASE SPARE ME I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

[Portable Charger 7:33 PM] WELL DAMN IM NOT READY

[Sugar Daddy UwU 7:33 PM] WE STAYED UP ALL NIGHT MAKING BROWNIES COME ON

[Uranus 7:33 PM] in the game of hide and seek. I shall not spare anyone. This is war cadets. If you aren’t ready to be on the battlefield then leave.

[Soggy Broccoli 7:33 PM] ALL I HEAR IS SCREAMING AND RUNNING AND THE WORDS “RELEASE” BEING SHOUTED OVER AND OVER AGAIN

[Icy Hoe 7:33 PM] fuck you Bakugou

[Bakubaby 7:34 PM] no problem

[Kermit the frog 7:34 PM] surprisingly Ojirou is pretty calm

[Portable Charger 7:34 PM] BITCH YOU GAVE HER A TIP YOU BETTER RUN

[Cutest Furry 7:34 PM] WELL SHIT

[Invisalign 7:34 PM] i should really just put as much clothing on as possible when playing hide and seek

[Mama Makeout 7:34 PM] I’m gonna cry

[Paul Blart 7:34 PM] don’t do that Yaoyorozu

[Uranus 7:34 PM] SERO DONT THINK YOU ARENT GONNA GO FIRST YOU LITTLE BITCH

[Scotch Tape 7:34 PM] TRY AGAIN IM G O N E

[Portable Charger 7:34 PM] RUN BITCHES RUN

[Icy Hoe 7:34 PM] fcudkab

[Icy Hoe 7:34 PM] dehudieo

[Uranus 7:34 PM] it’s okay to come out now

[Icy Hoe 7:35 PM] I thought we were friends Uraraka

[Invisalign 7:35 PM] does anyone have a fur coat by chance

[Bakubaby 7:35 PM] I seriously have to team up with Icy Hoe now

[Kermit the frog 7:35 PM] probably Mina

[Douchebaguette 7:35 PM] I do hagakure!!

[Uranus 7:35 PM] Todoroki and Bakugou are it

[Icy Hoe 7:35 PM] Bakugou and I have made a decision that we are going to go for Iida or Momo first

[Invisalign 7:35 PM] WAIT BEFORE THE NEXT ROUND CAN WE BREAK FOR A SECOND SO I CAN BORROW AOYAMAS FUR COAT IM SICK OF NOT BEING SEEN

[Mama Makeout 7:35 PM] BABE WHY

[Paul Blart 7:35 PM] thats cruel Todoroki.

[Portable Charger 7:35 PM] damn it really do be like that sometimes

[Icy Hoe 7:35 PM] yes go get it Hagakure

[Invisalign 7:35 PM] THANK YOU

[Invisalign 7:35 PM] this might be the day i finally lose a game of hide and seek

[Peppa Pig 7:35 PM] i did have a fur coat you can borrow but it probably wouldnt be as flamboyant as aoyamas

[Portable Charger 7:35 PM] Bakugou is the edgy gay. Aoyama is the flamboyant gay. And Kirishima is just v e r y gay

[Douchebaguette 7:35 PM] I’m one of the rare ones (^_−)☆

[Uranus 7:35 PM] I’m gonna be honest here. I didn’t think Bakugou was gay at all

[Portable Charger 7:35 PM] have you seen him and Midoriya

[Invisalign 7:35 PM] Todoroki and Bakugou if you cant spot me this round then youre fucking blind

[Bakubaby 7:35 PM] okay #1 Uraraka how did you not realize that #2 Kaminari I’m not fucking gay for Deku and #3 We already said we were going for Iida or Ponytail so you are gonna have to wait for another round

[Icy Hoe 7:35 PM] sometimes I wish I was blind

[Snow White 7:36 PM] me too todoroki

[Soggy Broccoli 7:36 PM] Kouda what is that supposed to mean

[Snow White 7:36 PM] Don’t ask

[Kermit the frog 7:36 PM] edge fest

[Uranus 7:36 PM] can we start?

[Icy Hoe 7:36 PM] We are not sure if Hagakure is ready

[Invisalign 7:36 PM] yes go

[Bakubaby 7:36 PM] we are coming for you Ponytail

[Soggy Broccoli 7:36 PM] YOURE ALREADY SEARCHING????

[Mama Makeout 7:36 PM] kiss my ass

[Icy Hoe 7:36 PM] thats my job

[Icy Hoe 7:36 PM] if there’s one thing I know about Bakubitch it’s that he works fast

[Icy Hoe 7:36 PM] we are running up the stairs like wild animals

[Portable Speaker 7:36 PM] you didnt tell us to hide everyone is out and about

[Bakubaby 7:36 PM] I don’t see anyone maybe it’s just you

[Uranus 7:36 PM] yeah I’ve been hiding

[Uranus 7:36 PM] besides they are going for two specific people so they don’t really care

[Icy Hoe 7:36 PM] oh my god I know where he’s going now

[Soggy Broccoli 7:36 PM] IIDA RUN YOU HAVE FUCKING ENGINES ON YOUR LEGS R U N

[Paul Blart 7:36 PM] oh I know where they are going. And it’s not for me. I hear them. They passed me up a while ago. They are going to a certain persons room.

[Uranus 7:36 PM] HOLY SHIT I KNOW WHERE THEY ARE GOING

[Portable Speaker 7:36 PM] MOMO R U N  GO GO GO SAVE YOURSELF

[Mama Makeout 7:36 PM] BAKUGOU YOU DONT HAVE TO DO THIS

[Bakubaby 7:36 PM] I want to expose you and Icy Hot

[Icy Hoe 7:36 PM] woah you think I’m hot. You have a boyfriend you know ;)

[Soggy Broccoli 7:36 PM] how was he going to e x p o s e

[Mama Makeout 7:36 PM] well it was fun while it lasted but I’m it I guess

[Bakubaby 7:36 PM] JUST HOW I SUSPECTED MOTHER FUCKERS

[Bakubaby 7:37 PM] SHE WAS IN HALF AND HALFS ROOM

[Portable Speaker 7:37 PM] hey momo i love you and we’re best friends :))))))

[Icy Hoe 7:37 PM] she smacked her head on the door and is currently bleeding

[Eijirou OwO 7:37 PM] oh shit is it bad?????

[Mama Makeout 7:37 PM] I MADE A KEY. I MADE HIS KEY. I STUDIED HIS KEY. AND I MADE IT. NOTHING WEIRD HAPPENING. MY QUIRK IS CREATION.

[Icy Hoe 7:37 PM] yeah she’s good but just a lot out of it I guess. She tried to run out and smacked her head on the door

[Portable Charger 7:37 PM] maybe we should take a break so Yaomomo can feel a bit better? I don’t want her head to hurt too much and plus we can do different stuff while we wait.

[Invisalign 7:37 PM] goddamn it



Saturday 12:22 AM

[Portable Charger 12:22 AM] guys look

[Portable Charger 12:22 AM] it’s kind of amazing

[Portable Charger 12:22 AM] If you turn to your right (or left) You will see Bakugou showing Kirishima affection and Todoroki showing Yaomomo affection. Truly remarkable.

[Scotch Tape 12:22 AM] where’s our affection? :(

[Portable Speaker 12:22 AM] No correction *where’s OUR affection

[Portable Charger 12:22 AM] okay but I’m laying on Jirou right now but if you come sit next to me I’ll hand your hand bb

[Scotch Tape 12:22 AM] okay f i n e

[Kermit the frog 12:22 AM] okay but Todoroki being lovey dovey UwU

[Uranus 12:22 AM] didnt know Todoroki had emotions :p

[2007 emo 12:22 AM] okay but why are we not mentioning that Bakugou and Todoroki are leaning on each others backs to support Kirishima and Yaoyorozu against them

[Eijirou OwO 12:22 AM] maybe we should head back to our dorms? Its late

[Portable Charger 12:22 AM] no no sir this was a sleepover that was supposed to happen you are not sneaking away with Bakugou that wasn’t the plan. If Todoroki can stay out here with Momo laying all over him you most certainly can stay.

[Eijirou OwO 12:23 AM] well then. Catch me if you can

[Portable Charger 12:23 AM] NICE TODOROKI GOOD REFLEXES

[Kermit the frog 12:23 AM] did Todoroki just freeze his feet using his f i n g e r

[Icy Hoe 12:23 AM] you aren’t going anywhere. If I can stay you can stay. Don’t test me.

[Eijirou OwO 12:23 AM] CAN I PLEASE GO TO THE BATHROOM IM GOING TO PISS ON ALL OF YOU IF YOU DONT LET ME GO

[Bakubaby 12:23 AM] I knew you’d be useful one day Todoroki.

[Icy Hoe 12:23 AM] if I unfreeze you, you better come back here.

[Eijirou OwO 12:23 AM] Fine

[Portable Speaker 12:23 AM] Kaminari go with him to make sure he doesnt run

[Portable Charger 12:23 AM] I’ll go with.

[Portable Charger 12:23 AM] plus I’ve gotta piss anyways I guess

[Icy Hoe 12:23 AM] be free

 

Saturday 4:20 AM

[Eijirou OwO 4:20 AM] funny weed joke

[Portable Charger 4:20 AM] happy birthday Katsucci

[Uranus 4:20 AM] why are you two even awake

[Portable Charger 4:20 AM] correction. Us three now.

[Scotch Tape 4:20 AM] bold of you to assume any of us were asleep

[Cutest Furry 4:20 AM] make that five

[2007 emo 4:20 AM] I don’t sleep

[Icy Hoe 4:20 AM] sleep assholes

[Soggy Broccoli 4:20 AM] im not good at sleeping at sleepovers

[Paul Blart 4:20 AM] it is not appropriate to make weed jokes and be awake at this time. Please slumber

[Peppa Pig 4:20 AM] Sleep is for the weak

[Douchebaguette 4:20 AM] I’m either always sleeping or never sleeping.

[Icy Hoe 4:20 AM] well you guys better be fucking quiet because if you wake Momo up I’m dead

[Portable Charger 4:20 AM] dude if we make any noise Bakugou would stab us

[Portable Charger 4:21 AM] also he’s sleeping on you and Kirishima. How is that comfortable dude?

[Icy Hoe 4:21 AM] it’s not

[Eijirou OwO 4:21 AM] what makes you think hes sleeping?

[Icy Hoe 4:21 AM] he just whispered “fuck you” in my ear and I’m not sure if he’s awake or if he sleep talks please confirm Kirishima.

[Eijirou OwO 4:21 AM] its probably both dont worry about it

[Portable Charger 4:21 AM] I JUST HEARD TODOROKI LEAN OVER AND WHISPER “thanks” AND IM GOING TO SCREAM

[Eijirou OwO 4:21 AM] If you scream everyone in this room dies

[Uranus 4:21 AM] Momo and Bakugou will stab us

[Portable Speaker 4:21 AM] Kaminari stop convulsing you woke me up

[Scotch Tape 4:21 AM] im woke because he fucking sleep electrocuted me

[Icy Hoe 4:21 AM] He shocked my head

[Portable Speaker 4:21 AM] get used to it pussies

[Uranus 4:21 AM] why is everyone just laying on Todoroki

[Portable Charger 4:21 AM] I’m cold and his head is kind of warm

[Kermit the frog 4:21 AM] I’m laying at his feet and I can confirm. It may not be the most comfortable position but it’s cool down here

[Kermit the frog 4:21 AM] also Tokoyami is comfortable thanks for coming to my ted talk

[2007 emo 4:21 AM] um thanks

[Icy Hoe 4:21 AM] ow

[Icy Hoe 4:21 AM] Momo just dug her nail into my leg

[Icy Hoe 4:22 AM] I don’t enjoy this

[Scotch Tape 4:22 AM] I just heard bakugou whisper “You deserve it bitch”

[Portable Charger 4:22 AM] TODOROKI YOU ARE DEAD

[Portable Charger 4:22 AM] “pussy ass bitch”-Todoroki

[Eijirou OwO 4:22 AM] these whispers are normal and i can never tell if it means hes awake or asleep

[Eijirou OwO 4:22 AM] ive just assumed hes awake

[Icy Hoe 4:22 AM] I’m about to push your boyfriend off my back

[Eijirou OwO 4:22 AM] DONT

[Eijirou OwO 4:22 AM] REGARDLESS OF WHETHER OR NOT HES AWAKE ITS NOT WISE TO MOVE HIM AT THIS TIME OF NIGHT

[2007 emo 4:22 AM] I just heard Yaoyorozu mumble the smallest thing

[2007 emo 4:22 AM] she said “shut it”

[Snow White 4:22 AM] No one is safe

[Portable Charger 4:22 AM] OH MY GOD WHAT IF SHE THINKS TODOROKI CALLED HER A PUSSY ASS BITCH

[Icy Hoe 4:22 AM] she would wack me with her staff

[Eijirou OwO 4:23 AM] Katsuki is moving. What have you done?

[Portable Charger 4:23 AM] Hes reaching for his phone?

[Bakubaby 4:23 AM] bitch.

[Uranus 4:23 AM] he just yeeted his phone and threw himself back onto Kiri.

[Eijirou OwO 4:23 AM] i once found his phone in his dresser one morning and i dont remember him putting it there

[Icy Hoe 4:23 AM] I take it the bitch was directed at me

[Portable Charger 4:23 AM] I wonder if Bakugou actually likes us somewhere deep deep down in his heart

[Invisalign 4:23 AM] i hope he does

[Uranus 4:23 AM] that must be d e e p down

[Scotch Tape 4:23 AM] is he

[Scotch Tape 4:23 AM] is he,, getting up?

[Eijirou OwO 4:23 AM] we should have gone back to the dorms

[Icy Hoe 4:23 AM] is this why you wanted to?

[Eijirou OwO 4:23 AM] Sure lets go with that

[Portable Charger 4:23 AM] Todoroki. He. No.

[Icy Hoe 4:23 AM] o h I g e t i t

[Eijirou OwO 4:23 AM] WE’RE CHILDREN

[Icy Hoe 4:23 AM] listen Kiri. I get it. I’m not gonna judge you.

[Portable Charger 4:23 AM] god I love tired Todoroki

[Eijirou OwO 4:23 AM] i just wanted to talk to my man in private and cuddle with him and s l e e p bbhkeugyfulibw

[Icy Hoe 4:23 AM] mhm sure

[Portable Charger 4:24 AM] Todoroki is really hitting home huh Kirishima

[Eijirou OwO 4:24 AM] I’m going back up to the dorms

[Icy Hoe 4:24 AM] oh no you don’t

[Portable Charger 4:24 AM] TODOROKI

[Scotch Tape 4:24 AM] yo dude just let him go

[Bakubaby 4:24 AM] okay first of all fuck all you guys and I’m not moving Kirishima so if you want to go up have fun going up by yourself because I’m not fucking moving asshole

[Eijirou OwO 4:24 AM] Night guys

[Bakubaby 4:24 AM] I don’t get why you always have to be in this mood when you are tired but whatever.

[Eijirou OwO 4:24 AM] heck fine

[Uranus 4:24 AM] o h s h i t

[Bakubaby 4:24 AM] no I don’t care if you leave but I don’t get why you always have to get like this. Its aggravating

[Mama Makeout 4:24 AM] hey so I’ve been ignoring texting for a while because I didn’t want to shift and move because I’m comfortable but I suggest maybe we all put up our phones and sleep? We all seem a bit irritable right now and I don’t want anyone to fight.

[Scotch Tape 4:24 AM] good idea

[Eijirou OwO 4:24 AM] yeah okay

[Bakubaby 4:24 AM] fantastic idea.

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Sunday 9:36 AM

[Peppa Pig 9:36 AM] there's an invisible foot in my face

[Mama Makeout 9:36 AM] If Todoroki doesn't heat himself up I’m gonna kick him

[Peppa Pig 9:36 AM] hey Ojirou can i yeet your girlfriend

[Cutest Furry 9:36 AM] she doesn’t wake up easily so sure. Just put her foot on me or something idk.

[Peppa Pig 9:36 AM] y e e t

[Eijirou OwO 9:36 AM] fresh heck good morning i guess i got like no hours of sleep

[Mama Makeout 9:36 AM] are you feeling better at least Kiri? Like better than last night

[Eijirou OwO 9:36 AM] bakugous right i act like that whenever i get hella sleepy and honestly i'm still not really all here

[Mama Makeout 9:36 AM] well that’s at least a bit better. I think he was upset when he got angry with you.

[Portable Speaker 9:36 AM] yeah you’re upset when you're angry

[Mama Makeout 9:36 AM] I meant that he was upset with himself for not keeping his cool. Don’t be rude.

[Eijirou OwO 9:36 AM] well

[Eijirou OwO 9:36 AM] is anyone hungry? Ill make breakfast

[Mama Makeout 9:36 AM] If I can get Shouto off of me without waking him up I would love to help. I enjoy cooking.

[Scotch Tape 9:36 AM] Yes dad is cooking again

[Peppa Pig 9:36 AM] I would like that bro

[Portable Speaker 9:36 AM] I would also want to help but Kaminari is lying straight across Sero and me

[Portable Speaker 9:36 AM] he's used to getting pushed on the floor it's okay

[Mama Makeout 9:37 AM] Shouto yanked me back on top of him so I can’t move. He has a strong grip.

[Eijirou OwO 9:37 AM] if you guys cant get up that's fine i don’t really need help

[Mama Makeout 9:37 AM] trust me Kyouka is going to find a way to get up.

[Portable Speaker 9:37 AM] he's woken up on the floor before so it won't be anything new

[Mama Makeout 9:37 AM] oh wow you really just threw him on the floor like that

[Mama Makeout 9:37 AM] wow he didn’t wake up.

[Portable Speaker 9:37 AM] i told you hes used to it

[Portable Speaker 9:37 AM] also im not evil or heartless. Ill put him back up

[Mama Makeout 9:37 AM] I couldn’t do that to Shouto. He wakes up very easily because of his. past.

[Scotch Tape 9:37 AM] I’ll help you jirou

[Kermit the frog 9:37 AM] why is Kaminari on the floor

[Mama Makeout 9:37 AM] Kyouka needed to get up so she just. Yeeted him.

[Kermit the frog 9:37 AM] oh cool.

[Mama Makeout 9:37 AM] yeah.

[Scotch Tape 9:37 AM] hes a lot harder to drag than he seems

[Mama Makeout 9:37 AM] muscle weighs more than fat :/

[Scotch Tape 9:37 AM] then he should be really light

[Mama Makeout 9:37 AM] i

[Mama Makeout 9:37 AM] alrighty

[Peppa Pig 9:38 AM] i mean okay

[Portable Speaker 9:38 AM] Sero youve seen him shirtless more times than i have????

[Kermit the frog 9:38 AM] doubt that he’s seen him shirtless more than you have but okay

[Mama Makeout 9:38 AM] wow alright

[Mama Makeout 9:38 AM] anyways

[Mama Makeout 9:38 AM] um how did everyone sleep

[Portable Speaker 9:38 AM] tsu you know nothing

[Kermit the frog 9:38 AM] mhm ;)

[Kermit the frog 9:38 AM] ow heccin Aoyama just kicked me

[Portable Speaker 9:38 AM] he likes sleeping shirtless mkay

[Soggy Broccoli 9:38 AM] why did i wake up to sero dragging Kaminari’s body?

[Mama Makeout 9:38 AM] I’m surprised Shouto is sleeping in a tank top

[Mama Makeout 9:38 AM] oh good morning Midoriya.

[Mama Makeout 9:38 AM] Jirou yeeted him so she could get up

[Soggy Broccoli 9:38 AM] he's not dead right?

[Portable Speaker 9:38 AM] He’s just sleeping. He’s quite the heavy sleeper

[Kermit the frog 9:38 AM] He’s good.

[Mama Makeout 9:38 AM] I’m honestly surprised he’s still sleeping

[Kermit the frog 9:38 AM] honestly same

[Scotch Tape 9:38 AM] this dude can sleep through anything apparently

[Mama Makeout 9:38 AM] oh Bakugou is waking up

[Bakubaby 9:39 AM] what the fuck is going on

[Mama Makeout 9:39 AM] I’m not going over this again.

[Eijirou OwO 9:39 AM] kaminari got yeeted so jirou and sero could help me with breakfast

[Eijirou OwO 9:39 AM] also good morning <3

[Bakubaby 9:39 AM] babe cooking is my thing

[Bakubaby 9:39 AM] good morning to you too.

[Soggy Broccoli 9:39 AM] i'm not used to seeing kacchan be so,,, calm?

[Bakubaby 9:39 AM] I just woke up give me some time Deku. Plus I actually slept.

[Bakubaby 9:39 AM] plus all I’ve really said was good morning anyways.

[Eijirou OwO 9:39 AM] its not like he wakes up in rage and screaming every morning

[Soggy Broccoli 9:39 AM] good point

[Mama Makeout 9:39 AM] I wish Shouto was awake so he could see Bakugou calm

[Bakubaby 9:39 AM] If half and half was awake I’d be pissed

[Icy Hoe 9:39 AM] morning bitch

[Bakubaby 9:40 AM] fuck you

[Eijirou OwO 9:40 AM] he was doing so good

[Mama Makeout 9:40 AM] he literally just got up for that and now he’s right back to sleeping I don’t understand him.

[Mama Makeout 9:40 AM] this is the guy I fell in love with I guess

[Kermit the frog 9:40 AM] sweet

[Kermit the frog 9:40 AM] also seeing Bakugou calm is very soothing

[Eijirou OwO 9:40 AM] its the only thing that keeps me sane

[Mama Makeout 9:40 AM] does he make you insane?

[Eijirou OwO 9:40 AM] yes but in a good way

[Bakubaby 9:40 AM] oh do I?

[Kermit the frog 9:40 AM] leave

[Eijirou OwO 9:40 AM] Yes you do

[Kermit the frog 9:40 AM] wow your room must sound perfect right now

[Eijirou OwO 9:40 AM] hmmmmm yes it does

[Bakubaby 9:40 AM] yep

[Mama Makeout 9:40 AM] oh  

[Eijirou OwO 9:41 AM] what do you children want to eat

[Mama Makeout 9:41 AM] toast?

[Bakubaby 9:41 AM] babe you know what I’m going to say

[Kermit the frog 9:41 AM] sausage?

[Bakubaby 9:41 AM] BACON

[Bakubaby 9:41 AM] I WAS GOING TO SAY BACON

[Eijirou OwO 9:41 AM] special kiritoast and kiribacon coming up

[Kermit the frog 9:41 AM] I’m just like. Not hungry but I’m just gonna lay here and watch.

[Mama Makeout 9:41 AM] thanks Kiri <3

[Eijirou OwO 9:41 AM] you sure tsu?

[Eijirou OwO 9:41 AM] and no problemomo

[Kermit the frog 9:41 AM] yeah I’m good. Thanks though!

[Eijirou OwO 9:41 AM] If i burn the kiribacon will you kill me bakubaby

[Scotch Tape 9:41 AM] well someone is in a pun mood this morning

[Eijirou OwO 9:42 AM] That is correct

[Kermit the frog 9:42 AM] isn’t he always in a pun mood though

[Bakubaby 9:42 AM] yes he is

[Eijirou OwO 9:42 AM] no wrong incorrect

[Eijirou OwO 9:42 AM] sometimes im serious

[Bakubaby 9:42 AM] you are like. Wild when you wake up Kiri. This always happens

[Bakubaby 9:42 AM] bullshit you are never serious

[Eijirou OwO 9:43 AM] Okay now that's very wrong

[Eijirou OwO 9:43 AM] i woke up sad the other day i was in your room

[Bakubaby 9:43 AM] the only time you are serious is when you haven’t slept

[Bakubaby 9:43 AM] you were sad because you woke up from your dream about ducks.

[Eijirou OwO 9:43 AM] I feel very attacked right now so I’m just going back to burning your kiribacon

[Mama Makeout 9:43 AM] one time Todoroki woke up crying because he had a dream about having a bunch of cats and he didn’t want to wake up from it

[Kermit the frog 9:43 AM] that sounds like something Aizawa and Present Mic would bond over

[Peppa Pig 9:43 AM] thats iconic

[Uranus 9:43 AM] that’s a mood

[Bakubaby 9:43 AM] I thought there was something legitimately wrong with him so I was fucking freaking out and he just started mumbling “ducks”

[Eijirou OwO 9:43 AM] Okay but ducks are fun and i didnt want to wake up

[Eijirou OwO 9:43 AM] Also there are times when im very serious you just havent been around to see it. Ive also been very serious around you when im not tired

[Uranus 9:43 AM] ducks are great

[Kermit the frog 9:43 AM] oh I have an example Kirishima

[Kermit the frog 9:43 AM] we were both walking to get lunch together and your dropped your rice on the floor and started screaming. It was very serious.

[Mama Makeout 9:43 AM] thats dramatic. Very tragic.

[Scotch Tape 9:43 AM] Most of us have seen serious Kirishima. Its not pleasant

[Mama Makeout 9:43 AM] I’ve seen a very serious Kirishima and it’s not fun

[Bakubaby 9:43 AM] One time Kirishima’s pillow fell on the floor and instead of standing to get it he just threw himself on the fucking floor

[Uranus 9:43 AM] Honestly that's me too

[Uranus 9:43 AM] one time my phone fell off the couch and instead of reaching down to get it I just flopped on the floor

[Kermit the frog 9:43 AM] I can use my

t o n g u e

[Soggy Broccoli 9:44 AM] When I think of serious kirishima, I think of Kamino

[Mama Makeout 9:44 AM] too soon Midoriya. [Bakubaby 9:44 AM] Kamino can suck my ass

[Kermit the frog 9:44 AM] uh oh Kirishima you have competition

[Bakubaby 9:44 AM] fuck you frog face

[Eijirou OwO 9:44 AM] Midoriya while that was a,,, controversial example,, you are correct

[Mama Makeout 9:44 AM] he does have a point I guess that just brings back b a d things

[Peppa Pig 9:44 AM] NONE OF YOU HAVE SEEN EMO KIRI BUT I HAVE AND LET ME JUST SAY THAT WAS AN EXPERIENCE

[Bakubaby 9:44 AM] I’ve seen pictures and I can say that that’s actually me currently

[Eijirou OwO 9:44 AM] Emo Kirishima is something we dont talk about he was not manly at all

[Kermit the frog 9:45 AM] *cough* Bakugou is the edgy gay *cough*

[Kermit the frog 9:45 AM] wow my allergies are wild

[Bakubaby 9:45 AM] He’s manly to me babe

[Soggy Broccoli 9:45 AM] The kitchen is emitting whisper screams and violent sizzling

[Eijirou OwO 9:45 AM] it sucks to not be able to burn yourself when your quirk prevents that

[Uranus 9:45 AM] you could just deactivate your quirk and try not to use it

[Portable Speaker 9:45 AM] hes trying to burn his whole ass hand while gay sobbing

[Bakubaby 9:45 AM] this happens too fucking often

[Soggy Broccoli 9:45 AM] jirou are you not trying to stop him?

[Portable Speaker 9:45 AM] no im just going to let him be gay in peace

[2007 emo 9:45 AM] what in the fuck did I just wake up to

[Peppa Pig 9:45 AM] gay hell

[Kermit the frog 9:45 AM] it’s always gay hell if you are cool enough

[Bakubaby 9:45 AM] that’s correct

[Eijirou OwO 9:45 AM] hey jirou instead of taking pictures of me in shambles could you please help me not burn the bacon

[Portable Speaker 9:45 AM] get your hand out of the pan and then ill help

[Mama Makeout 9:45 AM] Kirishima why are you doing this to yourself

[Icy Hoe 9:45 AM] when the fuck did I text “Morning Bitch”

[Peppa Pig 9:46 AM] at 9:39 AM

[Icy Hoe 9:46 AM] wow thanks for that

[Icy Hoe 9:46 AM] okay that’s rude Momo why did you want me to move off of you I’m very comfortable

[Eijirou OwO 9:46 AM] she wanted to help me with breakfast because shes literally mom

[2007 emo 9:46 AM] listen I don’t say things like this often

[2007 emo 9:46 AM] but if we all got stuck on a deserted island we could cook stuff on Todoroki because his left side is kind of like an oven

[Portable Speaker 9:46 AM] heres your toast mom

[Soggy Broccoli 9:46 AM] did you just throw toast at momo in a ziploc bag

[Mama Makeout 9:46 AM] why did you put it in a bag

[Mama Makeout 9:46 AM] I could’ve walked to the table

[Portable Speaker 9:46 AM] i put it in a bag so i could throw it at you

[Mama Makeout 9:46 AM] -1/10 I wouldn’t come to this restaurant again.

[Eijirou OwO 9:47 AM] I told her not to but she did it anyways

[Icy Hoe 9:47 AM] that’s harsh Momo

[Bakubaby 9:47 AM] I’m proud of her

[Uranus 9:47 AM] bakudad

[Bakubaby 9:47 AM] no

[Eijirou OwO 9:47 AM] HEY KATSUKI WOULD YOU WANT TO EAT THIS BACON LADY AND THE TRAMP STYLE

[Bakubaby 9:47 AM] why the fuck would I want to share a greasy piece of meat between the both of us and do it lady and the tramp style what the fuck Eijirou

[Eijirou OwO 9:47 AM] Or not

[Kermit the frog 9:47 AM] I don’t know sounds pretty hot to me

[Eijirou OwO 9:47 AM] see that's what i was saying

[Mama Makeout 9:47 AM] why did you guys give me like. 13 pieces of toast.

[Mama Makeout 9:47 AM] listen I know I have to eat a lot for my quirk but this is too much

[Icy Hoe 9:47 AM] then give some to me because I want toast

[Mama Makeout 9:47 AM] you could’ve just grabbed some you are literally right next to me

[Icy Hoe 9:47 AM] That’s too easy

[Uranus 9:47 AM] oh my god we still have brownies

[2007 emo 9:47 AM] yes but we’ve made a significant dent in the 512 that we had before

[Eijirou OwO 9:47 AM] PLEASE DO NOT EAT THE BROWNIES FOR BREAKFAST I WILL MAKE YOU SOMETHING JUST DONT EAT BROWNIES

[Kermit the frog 9:47 AM] We have brownies for the rest of the week

[Bakubaby 9:47 AM] you are a coward if you don’t eat the brownies for breakfast

[Eijirou OwO 9:48 AM] If anyone eats the brownies Ill fucking make you throw them back up

[Uranus 9:48 AM] ILL SEND YOU TO THE DAMN MOON BEFORE YOU MAKE PEOPLE THROW UP MY BROWNIES

[Eijirou OwO 9:48 AM] Id like to see you try

[Kermit the frog 9:48 AM] oh shit here she goes

[Bakubaby 9:48 AM] she’s gonna make him float to the fucking moon holy shit

[Portable Speaker 9:48 AM] I'M MANAGING TO HOLD HER BACK KIRISHIMA YOU BETTER THINK OF SOMETHING

[Soggy Broccoli 9:48 AM] its too fucking early for this

[2007 emo 9:48 AM] she snapped

[Icy Hoe 9:48 AM] I just wanted to eat fucking toast with my fucking girlfriend and have a good fucking morning but nope not today

[Soggy Broccoli 9:48 AM] Im coming dont worry

[Bakubaby 9:48 AM] fuck your toast

[Icy Hoe 9:48 AM] sorry I’d rather not fuck my bread

[Scotch Tape 9:48 AM] at the same time theyre being quiet and considerate of the people sleeping and thats nice

[Mama Makeout 9:48 AM] I just see Uraraka making aggressive hand gestures

[Portable Speaker 9:48 AM] Midoriya just walked up behind her and grabbed her and now hes whispering for her to calm down

[Eijirou OwO 9:49 AM] it looks like dark magic oh my god

[Kermit the frog 9:49 AM] I mean it’s working

[2007 emo 9:49 AM] did someone say dark magic

[Kermit the frog 9:49 AM] o h

[Portable Speaker 9:49 AM] goddammit kirishima look what you did to tokoyami

[Scotch Tape 9:49 AM] Midoriya is back but he hasnt let go of uraraka whos face is beet red

[Mama Makeout 9:49 AM] this is wild

[Bakubaby 9:49 AM] Deku what the fuck are you fucking whispering to her?

[Soggy Broccoli 9:49 AM] some calming words with the promise of a kidz bop dance party thrown in

[Icy Hoe 9:49 AM] United States of smash?

[Mama Makeout 9:49 AM] Shouto please go back to sleep

[Eijirou OwO 9:49 AM] Okay well I was right. It was dark magic

[Kermit the frog 9:49 AM] Kidz Bop uses dark magic all the time tbh

[2007 emo 9:49 AM] you are not wrong.

[Peppa Pig 9:49 AM] Spooky Halloween Sounds is the epitome of dark magic

[2007 emo 9:49 AM] true

[Peppa Pig 9:49 AM] Midoriya calming Uraraka down is kinda adorable?? He’s holding her and soothingly rubbing his hand against her cheek and kissing her head and wow i wish i was dating someone

[Scotch Tape 9:50 AM] i didnt know Midoriya could have this effect on anyone

[Bakubaby 9:50 AM] It’s happening

[Icy Hoe 9:50 AM] oh?

[Peppa Pig 9:50 AM] uraraka looks like shes about to fall asleep

[Mama Makeout 9:50 AM] its breathtaking

[Portable Speaker 9:50 AM] i wonder if he does this to help make her go to sleep

[Kermit the frog 9:50 AM] he does like all the time

[Eijirou OwO 9:50 AM] Wait bakugou what the fuck what does that mean

[Bakubaby 9:50 AM] Nothing that concerns you

[Kermit the frog 9:50 AM] cryptic

[Eijirou OwO 9:50 AM] i hate it when youre this cryptic it scares me

[Bakubaby 9:50 AM] whoops

[Icy Hoe 9:50 AM] wild

[Soggy Broccoli 9:50 AM] I just know how to calm Uraraka down like the loving boyfriend i am

[Mama Makeout 9:50 AM] aweeee cute

[Kermit the frog 9:50 AM] I can't believe Kaminari just got bumped down to boyfriend spot number two and Midoriya is at one

[Icy Hoe 9:50 AM] I’m offended

[Portable Speaker 9:50 AM] Denki is still the best boyfriend in my eyes

[Bakubaby 9:50 AM] I’m also offended

[Eijirou OwO 9:50 AM] I’m offended as well

[Mama Makeout 9:50 AM] I’m sure Bakugou thinks of you as his number one Kirishima.

[Icy Hoe 9:50 AM] you could soothe Kirishima but you won’t soothe your own boyfriend

[Mama Makeout 9:50 AM] you should already know you are my number one Shouto

[Bakubaby 9:50 AM] fuck all of you Kirishima is the best

[Kermit the frog 9:50 AM] I don’t have a boyfriend so I won’t be biased and I’m saying right now that Midoriya is winning and I stand by what I said

[Eijirou OwO 9:50 AM] But bakugou is the best boyfriend

[Bakubaby 9:50 AM] I’m still shocked he can still use his fucking arms with how many times he’s fucking broken them

[2007 emo 9:50 AM] the fight of the century.

[Kermit the frog 9:51 AM] Move aside All Might

[Soggy Broccoli 9:51 AM] Me too honestly

[Eijirou OwO 9:51 AM] Katsuki if you want your kiribacon come get it

[Bakubaby 9:51 AM] it’s c r i s p that’s for fucking sure

[Eijirou OwO 9:51 AM] At least its not b u r n t

[Mama Makeout 9:51 AM] you should’ve thrown the bacon at him in a bag like you did with me

[Eijirou OwO 9:51 AM] Hey that was Jirou’s idea and she was going to do it again but i stopped her

[Portable Speaker 9:51 AM] it would have been funny though

[Bakubaby 9:51 AM] you should’ve done it

[Icy Hoe 9:51 AM] don’t even use a bag. Just throw the bacon at him.

[Eijirou OwO 9:51 AM] I wanted him to come get it so he could see me in my apron

[Bakubaby 9:51 AM] you should’ve done it

[Kermit the frog 9:51 AM] kiss the cook Bakugou

[Eijirou OwO 9:51 AM] Please kiss the cook. The cook hasn’t received affection in a while

[Bakubaby 9:51 AM] you were practically shoved up my ass last night after you were acting like a bitch because you felt bad

[Eijirou OwO 9:51 AM] please kiss the cook. The cook feels bad now

[Bakubaby 9:51 AM] then walk over here because I’m not getting up

[Eijirou OwO 9:51 AM] fuck it

[Scotch Tape 9:51 AM] well this is a sight

[Portable Speaker 9:51 AM] that fucker left me to clean up the kitchen while he makes out with his boyfriend damn it that's my move

[Icy Hoe 9:51 AM] get a room assholes

[Icy Hoe 9:51 AM] Bakugou is right next to me dheisbskbajwbwjwbwiwbwk s t o p

[Scotch Tape 9:51 AM] Im slightly uncomfortable and kinda wish kaminari would wake up so we can make out too

[Portable Speaker 9:51 AM] NO HIS HANDS ARE YOURS BUT HIS FACE IS MINE

[Portable Charger 9:52 AM] I wake up and this is what I wake up to seeing

[Portable Charger 9:52 AM] these lips belong to 1 person and thats Jirou Kyouka.

[Portable Charger 9:52 AM] also why is Bakugou kissing Kirishima and why is Todoroki in the fetal position next to them while Yaomomo pets his head

[Portable Charger 9:52 AM] also why are we texting and not talking

[Scotch Tape 9:52 AM] kirishima wanted affection but bakugou was too lazy to get up so

[Peppa Pig 9:52 AM] People are sleeping you inconsiderate asshole

[Portable Charger 9:52 AM] Mina why are you doing this to me

[2007 emo 9:52 AM] good morning Kaminari

[Kermit the frog 9:52 AM] k a m i n a r i I need you to charge my phone

[Portable Charger 9:52 AM] I’m too groggy to understand anything right now

[Portable Speaker 9:52 AM] You’re right next to an outlet

[Kermit the frog 9:52 AM] oh shit you right

[Scotch Tape 9:52 AM] they’re still going at it oh my god

[Icy Hoe 9:52 AM] I can't move because I don’t want to wake Ojirou and Hagakure up so I’m stuck in hell

[Scotch Tape 9:52 AM] Hold on i got this

[Icy Hoe 9:52 AM] save me Sero please

[Soggy Broccoli 9:52 AM] DO NOT TAPE THEM THAT'S A BAD IDEA

[Portable Charger 9:52 AM] wait where is Uraraka

[Mama Makeout 9:52 AM] asleep on the table

[Soggy Broccoli 9:52 AM] I don't remember putting her there if I’m being honest

[Icy Hoe 9:52 AM] LISTEN I ASKED FOR A SOLUTION NOT CERTAIN DEATH

[Mama Makeout 9:52 AM] oh my god this isn’t good I don’t want this.

[Peppa Pig 9:53 AM] SERO YOU'RE GOING TO WAKE UP THE SLEEPING CHILDREN D O N T  D O I T

[2007 emo 9:53 AM] If he does it we die. Is that all too bad?

[Scotch Tape 9:53 AM] fuck fine

[Eijirou OwO 9:53 AM] the cook is satisfied

[Portable Speaker 9:53 AM] you could have just,,, gone to the dorms

[Eijirou OwO 9:53 AM] bakugou wasn't going to move so i took matters into my own hands

[Icy Hoe 9:53 AM] oh thank god

[Scotch Tape 9:53 AM] Im kinda glad i didn't tape them

[Mama Makeout 9:53 AM] If you did they might’ve kept going

[Peppa Pig 9:53 AM] I think the mama makeout title should go to kirishima

[Mama Makeout 9:53 AM] you have no clue what happens behind the scenes don’t do that

[Eijirou OwO 9:53 AM] who said what just happened wasn't normal

[Bakubaby 9:53 AM] can I eat my bacon now

[Icy Hoe 9:53 AM] please do I don’t want this to happen next to me again so shut your mouth and EAT

[Eijirou OwO 9:53 AM] yes i would like to know if i did well

[Kermit the frog 9:53 AM] okay Yaomomo why so defensive over your username ;)

[Icy Hoe 9:53 AM] I’m gonna stop you right there.

[Bakubaby 9:53 AM] wow it tastes like bacon.

[Eijirou OwO 9:54 AM] that made me overjoyed which is a sign of how the cooking went down

[Portable Speaker 9:54 AM] I was sure he was going to fuck everything up once he shoved his hand into the pan and started sobbing

[Portable Charger 9:54 AM] bro his bacon looks a bit crisp?

[Bakubaby 9:54 AM] maybe I like crisp

[Eijirou OwO 9:54 AM] crispy bacon is the best back off

[Icy Hoe 9:54 AM] We never acknowledged what Tokoyami said earlier. I could make bacon on my body.

[Icy Hoe 9:54 AM] KIRISHIMA DO YOU HAVE UNCOOKED BACON

[Mama Makeout 9:54 AM] oh no

[Eijirou OwO 9:54 AM] no i made all of it so we would have extras if anyone wanted any

[Icy Hoe 9:54 AM] well now we have to go to the store later so I can see if it will work

[Mama Makeout 9:54 AM] this is a horrible idea

[Portable Charger 9:54 AM] well damn Kirishima you shouldn’t have used all the bacon.

[Kermit the frog 9:54 AM] he could be an actual oven

[Portable Charger 9:54 AM] I need to see this now

[Icy Hoe 9:54 AM] I’d never have to use an oven when I’m an adult and have my own place

[Kermit the frog 9:54 AM] Yaomomo would never have to invest in an oven for the rest of her life

[Mama Makeout 9:54 AM] true

[Bakubaby 9:54 AM] some pieces of the bacon are crisp and then some are crisp

[Eijirou OwO 9:54 AM] What's important is that I tried my best

[Bakubaby 9:54 AM] yes I guess that’s true

[Kermit the frog 9:54 AM] one crisp attempt

[Eijirou OwO 9:54 AM] that was also the second time I've ever made bacon before

[Icy Hoe 9:54 AM] who made the toast

[Portable Speaker 9:54 AM] me bitch

[Mama Makeout 9:54 AM] Kyouka did

[Icy Hoe 9:55 AM] good job. Probably would’ve been better if it wasn’t in a b a g

[Bakubaby 9:55 AM] the bag was a great fucking idea

[Eijirou OwO 9:55 AM] I tried to stop her but oh well

[Portable Charger 9:55 AM] Kyouka you put toast in a bag?

[Portable Speaker 9:55 AM] it was iconic

[Mama Makeout 9:55 AM] She tossed it at me

[Portable Charger 9:55 AM] well then

[Portable Charger 9:55 AM] wow a lot happened while I was asleep

[Portable Speaker 9:55 AM] the best part of this morning is when Midoriya legit performed dark magic

[2007 emo 9:55 AM] teach me your ways

[Soggy Broccoli 9:55 AM] sorry no can do. It's a secret

[Icy Hoe 9:55 AM] maybe his voice is just soothing or something

[Portable Charger 9:55 AM] hey I was bumped down to number two?

[Portable Speaker 9:55 AM] you're still number 1 in my eyes babe

[Portable Charger 9:55 AM] well that makes me feel a lot better

[Icy Hoe 9:55 AM] damn Ojirou and I aren’t even on the board

[Portable Speaker 9:55 AM] I also yeeted you and Sero dragged your body

[Portable Charger 9:55 AM] oh?

[Portable Charger 9:55 AM] that’s fun I guess

[Scotch Tape 9:56 AM] you're one heavy sleeper dude

[Portable Charger 9:56 AM] oh yeah I’ve always been like that. Jirou always complains about how I don’t m o v e unless she like tosses me.

[Portable Speaker 9:56 AM] yeah it sucks

[Eijirou OwO 9:56 AM] I didn't know you could be yeeted that easily

[Portable Charger 9:56 AM] Sucks for you not for me

[Mama Makeout 9:56 AM] it was quite a sight to see

[Kermit the frog 9:56 AM] it was amazing

[Icy Hoe 9:56 AM] I wish I could’ve seen it

[Soggy Broccoli 9:56 AM] jirou is s t r o n g

[Bakubaby 9:56 AM] I woke up to you on the floor

[Portable Charger 9:56 AM] Kyouka is very strong yes

[Mama Makeout 9:56 AM] You know I thought for sure Iida would wake up when Kaminari was just o n t h e f l o o r but he didn’t

[Eijirou OwO 9:56 AM] he slept through yeetings, uraraka almost killing me, AND me making out with bakugou

[Icy Hoe 9:56 AM] thank god he did because all of us would be dead if he didn’t

[Mama Makeout 9:56 AM] wow today is wild and it’s barely even started

[Eijirou OwO 9:56 AM] hhhh I want to go back to the dorms or something idk I'm bored

[Icy Hoe 9:56 AM] it is quite boring without everyone being awake

[Soggy Broccoli 9:56 AM] uraraka is waking up hello

[Uranus 9:56 AM] what happened?

[Soggy Broccoli 9:57 AM] you almost killed Kirishima so I performed dark magic to calm you down because I love you

[Uranus 9:57 AM] dark magic?

[2007 emo 9:57 AM] the darkest of magic

[Scotch Tape 9:57 AM] he grabbed you and started whispering in your ear and was doing really soothing things it was wild

[Uranus 9:57 AM] oh well thanks I guess.

[Eijirou OwO 9:57 AM] this morning I'm thankful for Midoriya being my true hero

[Peppa Pig 9:57 AM] watch out bakugou you have competition

[Bakubaby 9:57 AM] Deku isn’t competition.

[Portable Charger 9:57 AM] do we have more bacon because I’m hungry

[Icy Hoe 9:57 AM] we have toast that Jirou made over here

[Portable Charger 9:57 AM] sorry Aoyama but I’m gonna step right over your head to vore some toast

[Kermit the frog 9:57 AM] vore Aoyama so you could vore some toast. Rude.

[Soggy Broccoli 9:57 AM] I would say im hurt but im used to this by now

[Eijirou OwO 9:57 AM] Kaminari we have plenty of kiribacon

[Portable Charger 9:57 AM] I love toast and bacon so I will gladly vore both

[Douchebaguette 9:57 AM] I woke up to Kaminari’s crotch over my face and I’m not mad.

[Icy Hoe 9:57 AM] did you enjoy it

[Portable Charger 9:57 AM] sounds great to wake up too ;)

[Douchebaguette 9:57 AM] Maybe I did. Maybe I didn’t. We’ll never know Todoroki.

[Uranus 9:57 AM] Now that sounds fantastic

[Uranus 9:57 AM] I’m being sarcastic

[Kermit the frog 9:57 AM] Kaminari is stealing the girls and the guys

[Portable Charger 9:57 AM] fine by me

[Portable Speaker 9:58 AM] I’ve given up

[Portable Charger 9:58 AM] Kyouka you are my main hoe. My ride or die. My bitch.

[Portable Charger 9:58 AM] am I your bitch?

[Portable Speaker 9:58 AM] of course you are

[Portable Speaker 9:58 AM] btw I made that toast with love so everyone who ate it, you’re welcome

[Mama Makeout 9:58 AM] that makes me feel great because you originally only made that toast for me and that means it was made with love for me first so now I feel loved

[Icy Hoe 9:58 AM] do I not make you feel loved?

[Portable Speaker 9:58 AM] I love you Yaomomo

[Mama Makeout 9:58 AM] I love you too!

[Icy Hoe 9:58 AM] well shit

[Portable Speaker 9:58 AM] Kaminari what the fuck are you doing

[Eijirou OwO 9:58 AM] HES TRYING TO TAKE MY APRON OFF MY BODY

[Portable Charger 9:58 AM] VORE THE COOK

[Eijirou OwO 9:58 AM] WHY DO YOU EVEN WANT THE APRON OH MY GOD

[Bakubaby 9:58 AM] what the duck

[Bakubaby 9:58 AM] I meant fuck

[Portable Charger 9:58 AM] someone please kiss this cook

[Portable Speaker 9:58 AM] Sero sit down the cook is mine

[Icy Hoe 9:58 AM] I’m still shaken up from earlier

[Peppa Pig 9:58 AM] wow 2 makeout sessions in one morning

[Mama Makeout 9:58 AM] SHOUTO ITS OUR TURN

[Icy Hoe 9:58 AM] u m

[Soggy Broccoli 9:59 AM] I just realized Uraraka and I never really show affection in front of other people

[Uranus 9:59 AM] I don’t enjoy kissing in public like some people

[Soggy Broccoli 9:59 AM] I mean the only PDA we’ve shown is this morning when i was lulling you to sleep and i kissed the top of your head

[Icy Hoe 9:59 AM] I’m also not big on being affectionate in public

[Portable Charger 9:59 AM] I’m chill with it. Like I wouldn’t full on makeout like Kirishima and Bakugou would but I’m chill with kissing Kyouka

[Portable Speaker 9:59 AM] we were just,,,,, okay,,,

[Bakubaby 9:59 AM] I don’t give a fuck

[Kermit the frog 9:59 AM] really now we have witnessed makeouts with everyone but Ojirou and Hagakure

[Mama Makeout 9:59 AM] everyone?

[Kermit the frog 9:59 AM] forbidden room talk

[Peppa Pig 9:59 AM] how are ojirou and hagakure still sleeping i dont understand

[Kermit the frog 9:59 AM] Watching Iida sleep and not scream is amazing

[2007 emo 9:59 AM] I think Hagakure's foot is in Ojirou’s face

[Peppa pig 9:59 AM] yeah i moved it there because he told me to. It's one of the first texts from this morning

[2007 emo 9:59 AM] you put her foot on his face? Why not like his back or something

[Peppa Pig 9:59 AM] I thought it would be funny and i was correct

[Icy Hoe 9:59 AM] Rip his face

[Mama Makeout 9:59 AM] we have to put Hagakure in makeup one day so we can see her face. Like we gotta pour foundation on her.

[Peppa Pig 9:59 AM] Shoji, Kouda, Satou, Hagakure, and Ojirou are still sleeping so be quiet

[Uranus 9:59 AM] let’s slap some pots together

[Kermit the frog 9:59 AM] if only they were awake to see Bakugou making sweet love

[Bakubaby 9:59 AM] stop now

[Sugar Daddy UwU 9:59 AM] well I’m woke now

[Kermit the frog 10:00 AM] woke

[Eijirou OwO 10:00 AM] Katsuki are you done with your kiribacon?

[Bakubaby 10:00 AM] yes

[Eijirou OwO 10:00 AM] then give me your plate

[Bakubaby 10:00 AM] I still don’t want to move

[Portable Charger 10:00 AM] well I’ve got the kiss the cook apron now bitch

[Eijirou OwO 10:00 AM] I was going to wash it for you but since you wont give me it, you now have to wash it

[Bakubaby 10:00 AM] I’m getting up

[Icy Hoe 10:00 AM] OW

[Icy Hoe 10:00 AM] YOU ASSHOLE YOU PURPOSELY STEPPED ON MY FOOT

[Bakubaby 10:00 AM] whoops

[Eijirou OwO 10:00 AM] Don’t step on others’ feet please

[Bakubaby 10:00 AM] no thanks. I’m gonna keep doing it.

[Eijirou OwO 10:00 AM] :(

[Icy Hoe 10:00 AM] I’m going to fucking freeze you.

[Soggy Broccoli 10:00 AM] Its 10 which means its too early to kill anyone Kacchan

[Bakubaby 10:00 AM] any time is time to kill if you aren’t a pussy

[Mama Makeout 10:00 AM] oh my

[Portable Charger 10:00 AM] well that’s fun

[Kermit the frog 10:00 AM] well he’s not wrong

[Uranus 10:00 AM] Bakugou no that’s not right

[Bakubaby 10:00 AM] no it’s definitely right.

[Eijirou OwO 10:00 AM] no its definitely wrong

[Bakubaby 10:00 AM] pussies

[Icy Hoe 10:00 AM] alright then

[2007 emo 10:00 AM] anymore overlord sacrifices

[Soggy Broccoli 10:01 AM] n o

[Uranus 10:01 AM] this is too wild. Way too wild.

[Bakubaby 10:01 AM] w r o n g

[Peppa Pig 10:01 AM] CHANGING THE SUBJECT OKAY WHO WANTS TO GO SHOPPING

[Mama Makeout 10:01 AM] yes but we have to inform Aizawa first

[Peppa Pig 10:01 AM] I’m sure that won’t be a problem

[Uranus 10:01 AM] gang goes to the mall

[Kermit the frog 10:01 AM] Yaomomo you should go ask Aizawa because why not

[Mama Makeout 10:01 AM] I fell asleep in my shorts so I’m just gonna head down there now and ask

[Icy Hoe 10:01 AM] and n o w I’m alone

[Eijirou OwO 10:01 AM] im down with shopping because i still need to buy a fuck ton of ring pops

[Bakubaby 10:01 AM] watermelon.

[Icy Hoe 10:01 AM] blue raspberry.

[Eijirou OwO 10:01 AM] how about all of the flavors because they’re all amazing

[Uranus 10:01 AM] I agree with Kiri

[Eijirou OwO 10:01 AM] I’ll eat any ring pop they’re so good

[Kermit the frog 10:01 AM] all ring pops are good ring pops.

[Bakubaby 10:02 AM] okay ring pops are good but watermelon is superior

[Icy Hoe 10:02 AM] blue raspberry is superior

[Uranus 10:02 AM] all ring pops are great none are more superior than the others

[Cutest Furry 10:02 AM] wait okay I’m awake and are we buying a bunch of ring pops now

[2007 emo 10:02 AM] If Aizawa lets us then yes

[Mama Makeout 10:02 AM] Aizawa is allowing us

[Icy Hoe 10:02 AM] that’s was quick

[Mama Makeout 10:02 AM] wake everyone up and get dressed bitches we are going shopping

[Peppa Pig 10:02 AM] I’ll wake up hagakure

[Eijirou OwO 10:02 AM] Whos going to wake up Iida

[Kermit the frog 10:02 AM] get up hoes

[Icy Hoe 10:02 AM] I will

[Bakubaby 10:02 AM] Wake him up asshole

[Icy Hoe 10:02 AM] he’s awake

[Eijirou OwO 10:02 AM] k cool im skeeting to the dorms at last

[Bakubaby 10:02 AM] I’m going get dressed

[Portable Speaker 10:02 AM] I have to stop by your room todoroki to get my shit

[Icy Hoe 10:02 AM] Alright

[Peppa Pig 10:02 AM] Mineta are you coming?

[Baise Brutale 10:02 AM] no

[Soggy Broccoli 10:02 AM] are you okay Mineta?

[Baise Brutale 10:02 AM] I just want to talk about boobs without having backlash

[Icy Hoe 10:02 AM] then don’t say it all the time I guess? And don’t say it about Momo. Other than that I have no problem with you. You show an effort to be a hero and that’s admirable I guess but you need to stop being so perverted towards everyone. It’s weird.

[Mama Makeout 10:03 AM] couldn't have said it better

[Paul Blart 10:03 AM] I agree with Todoroki

[Eijirou OwO 10:03 AM] yeah and saying nasty shit about people who clearly dont enjoy it isn't manly. You can be pretty cool when you don't act like that

[Bakubaby 10:03 AM] it’s just fucking gross

[Kermit the frog 10:03 AM] I just want us to have a good ring pop time

[Cutest Furry 10:03 AM] let’s just try and have fun today. Let’s all just get dressed and have a fun time okay?

[Uranus 10:03 AM] yes good idea. We should all get dressed meet back down and go on an adventure together. And that means ring pop. Does that sound good?

[Scotch Tape 10:03 AM] Mineta if you won't be disgusting you should come with us

[Baise Brutale 10:03 AM] I’ll get dressed and come down and try not to be weird

[Portable Charger 10:03 AM] sounds like a plan




Sunday 1:34 PM

[Icy Hoe 1:34 PM] guys we have a problem.

[Icy Hoe 1:34 PM] we split up and now we have a problem

[Uranus 1:34 PM] What's wrong, Todoroki?

[Icy Hoe 1:34 PM] Momo is literally trying to buy all the ring pops please stop her

[Cutest Furry 1:35 PM] I don’t see an issue here

[Kermit the frog 1:35 PM] and what’s the problem?

[2007 emo 1:35 PM] everything sounds fine

[Icy Hoe 1:35 PM] okay fuck you guys

[Icy Hoe 1:35 PM] Kaminari is trying to make her stop

[Portable Charger 1:35 PM] EVERYONE STOP ENCOURAGING HER

[Icy Hoe 1:35 PM] Kirishima and Bakugou are literally telling her to do it please stop

[Baise Brutale 1:35 PM] Bakugou is literally laughing so hard at Todoroki I’m starting to wonder if coming here was a good idea or not

[Icy Hoe 1:35 PM] anywhere with Bakugou is a horrible idea

[Eijirou OwO 1:35 PM] KEEP GOING MOMO

[Peppa Pig 1:35 PM] PLEASE SHARE SOME WITH ME

[Icy Hoe 1:35 PM] I really wish I was with Midoriya instead because I think we are literally going to be kicked out of this store

[Soggy Broccoli 1:35 PM] should i come save you

[Icy Hoe 1:35 PM] yes please

[Uranus 1:35 PM] we are on our way Todoroki

[Paul Blart 1:35 PM] we shall save you Todoroki

[Kermit the frog 1:35 PM] I’m also coming just to witness this not to save you

[Portable Charger 1:35 PM] Todoroki and I are trying to stop this and we are causing a SCENE

[Portable Charger 1:36 PM] I thought Yaomomo was the responsible one but NOPE

[2007 emo 1:36 PM] the rich girl wants to have fun let her have it

[Cutest Furry 1:36 PM] I’ve been to her house. It’s huge. She can probably buy this whole store right now. Be grateful she only wants the ring pops

[Icy Hoe 1:36 PM] My father is the number 1 hero. Trust me I have a lot of money but I’m not going to BUY ALL THE RING POPS

[Bakubaby 1:36 PM] support your girlfriend half and half

[Uranus 1:36 PM] Todoroki we are here where are you?

[Icy Hoe 1:36 PM] the candy aisle

[Kermit the frog 1:36 PM] Iida, Uraraka, Midoriya, and I are aggressively speed walking

[Paul Blart 1:36 PM] we are almost near you Todoroki don’t worry

[Cutest Furry 1:36 PM] we can’t even take a school trip without it being wild

[Eijirou OwO 1:36 PM] I still dont know whats so wrong about buying all the ring pops but okay

[Kermit the frog 1:37 PM] UA is just s o f u n

[Icy Hoe 1:37 PM] adios bitches I’m free

[Portable Charger 1:37 PM] dude what if there are just some innocent little kids who just want a ring pop and you are taking that away from them

[Invisalign 1:37 PM] I want ring pops so let her go wild

[Icy Hoe 1:37 PM] SHE CAN HAVE SOME RING POPS BUT SHE CAN’T BUY THE WHOLE FUCKING STOCK

[Mama Makeout 1:37 PM] what are you. My father or something?

[Icy Hoe 1:37 PM] I can’t believe Kaminari and I are the only responsible ones in this situation

[Portable Charger 1:37 PM] listen I feel like you should buy some but like not the whole store? Other people might want some.

[Uranus 1:37 PM] I feel like if we came back to school with every single ring pop from the store Aizawa would lose his mind

[Cutest Furry 1:37 PM] #letaizawarest

[Bakubaby 1:37 PM] that makes it seem like he died.

[Portable Charger 1:37 PM] he will die if he sees all these fucking ring pops

[Invisalign 1:37 PM] okay but if we tell present mic and suggest that he proposes to aizawa with one of these ring pops then think of how beautiful that would be

[Icy Hoe 1:37 PM] Aizawa would lose his fucking  mind if we came back with like eight fucking bags of ring pops

[Portable Speaker 1:37 PM] buy the ring pops coward

[Icy Hoe 1:37 PM] I’m leaving the whole fucking store

[Uranus 1:37 PM] I am following you

[Paul Blart 1:37 PM] I’m also coming

[Kermit the frog 1:38 PM] I’m staying to watch this

[Baise Brutale 1:38 PM] LOOKS LIKE I'M LEAVING WITH MIDORIYA NOW GOODBYE




Sunday 4:17 PM

[Portable Charger 4:17 PM] Aoyama is trying to buy the sparkliest jacket I’ve ever laid my eyes on and I can’t tell if it’s beautiful or horrifying

[Kermit the frog 4:17 PM] it’s beautiful

[2007 emo 4:17 PM] I’m actually being blinded

[Portable Charger 4:18 PM] now really analyzing it I have found the beauty in it

[Douchebaguette 4:18 PM] this baby is mine

[Portable Charger 4:18 PM] Sero is trying on an identical jacket and they are now saying they will wear it together everyday

[Kermit the frog 4:18 PM] I'VE BEEN WATCHING THIS FOR LIKE FIVE MINUTES IF YOU GUYS DON'T BUY IT I'LL CRY

[Scotch Tape 4:18 PM] of course i’m buying it

[Portable Charger 4:18 PM] y e s

[Mama Makeout 4:18 PM] guys you won’t believe what Bakugou, Kirishima, and I did.

[Icy Hoe 4:18 PM] did you actually buy all the fucking ring pops Momo.

[Mama Makeout 4:18 PM] present Mic will be thrilled.

[Cutest Furry 4:18 PM] OH MY GOD I JUST SAW THEM WALK ACROSS THE MALL AND THEY HAVE ABOUT ELEVEN BAGS

[Bakubaby 4:18 PM] There’s so many watermelon ones I’m happy

[Eijirou OwO 4:18 PM] Wait can everyone meet in front of the escalators

[Icy Hoe 4:18 PM] oh my god I can’t believe you guys are actually fucking doing this

[Portable Charger 4:18 PM] we have to checkout but then we are coming

[Uranus 4:18 PM] Todoroki, Midoriya, Iida, Mineta, and I are coming.

[Uranus 4:19 PM] actually we are dragging Todoroki

[Eijirou OwO 4:19 PM] Its important please

[2007 emo 4:19 PM] Satou, Shoji, Kouda, and I are coming

[Cutest Furry 4:19 PM] Hagakure and I are there.

[Kermit the frog 4:19 PM] Kaminari, Aoyama, Sero, and I are on our way.

[Uranus 4:19 PM] is Mina and Jirou together?

[Peppa Pig 4:19 PM] indeed we are and we’re on our way

[Mama Makeout 4:19 PM] we see some people.

[Portable Charger 4:19 PM] props to Ojirou, Hagakure, Midoriya, Uraraka, Kirishima, and Bakugou for being the only couples that stayed together the entire time.

[Bakubaby 4:19 PM] he was buying me ring pops. I had to stay

[Uranus 4:19 PM] Deku and I are normally always together

[Cutest Furry 4:19 PM] Hagakure is always with me

[Eijirou OwO 4:19 PM] no you chose to stay because you love me katsuki

[2007 emo 4:20 PM] weed.

[Portable Charger 4:20 PM] happy birthday Katsucci

[Mama Makeout 4:20 PM] oh boy

[Peppa Pig 4:20 PM] we’re here

[Paul Blart 4:20 PM] drugs are bad

[Mama Makeout 4:20 PM] everyone is here except for Aoyama's group

[Kermit the frog 4:20 PM] Sero and Aoyama are putting on their jackets as they walk

[Douchebaguette 4:20 PM] Us gays have to look fresh at all times.

[Scotch Tape 4:20 PM] you know it honey

[Portable Charger 4:20 PM] fierce and fabulous

[Bakubaby 4:20 PM] Sero is gay?

[Scotch Tape 4:20 PM] Maybe i am maybe im not maybe im bi

[Uranus 4:21 PM] He’s gay for Kaminari

[Portable Charger 4:21 PM] you know it

[Baise Brutale 4:21 PM] and I’m the one that makes things weird

[Kermit the frog 4:21 PM] we have made it

[Eijirou OwO 4:21 PM] Okay great I can start

[Icy Hoe 4:21 PM] oh?




Sunday 4:26 PM

[Peppa Pig 4:26 PM] I DIDNT EXPECT KIRISHIMA TO PROPOSE WITH A RING POP OR FOR BAKUGOU TO SAY YES

[Portable Charger 4:26 PM] HOLY SHIT THAT JUST HAPPENED

[2007 emo 4:26 PM] okay but some people thought it was real and clapped

[Bakubaby 4:26 PM] you think this is fucking fake?

[Icy Hoe 4:26 PM] you know mom I’m still open for round two. I know I’ve been begging for it a lot recently but I think it’s time.

[Uranus 4:26 PM] Deku step up your game

[Soggy Broccoli 4:26 PM] Wow looks like Kirishima took my spot at the top

[Kermit the frog 4:27 PM] when’s the wedding?

[Eijirou OwO 4:27 PM] I didnt expect so many people to see that heck

[Mama Makeout 4:27 PM] I’m happy for you guys <3

[Kermit the frog 4:27 PM] Um correction Yaomomo. I’m happy for you gays <3

[Cutest Furry 4:27 PM] the clapping

[Eijirou OwO 4:27 PM] I also did not expect Katsuki to say yes due to the sheer amount of people watching

[Bakubaby 4:27 PM] I’m not a coward

[Eijirou OwO 4:27 PM] finna marry my man

[Mama Makeout 4:27 PM] Marriage is fun

[Icy Hoe 4:27 PM] my parents marriage is one hell of a rollercoaster

[Soggy Broccoli 4:27 PM] damn now i want to get married

[Portable Charger 4:27 PM] no Kyouka and I are next don’t make me lose this

[Portable Speaker 4:27 PM] Denki i would say lets get married but you making covers of Africa for me already does much more than marriage could

[Portable Charger 4:28 PM] us hoes are ahead of the game you can’t catch up to Kamijirou

[Icy Hoe 4:28 PM] I have a fear of marriage but not a hatred for it. Like I would but idk how I feel right now

[Eijirou OwO 4:28 PM] your pp may sneeze for your s/o but does your entire body harden for your s/o

[Uranus 4:28 PM] my entire body floats for Deku and I’m not kidding

[Kermit the frog 4:28 PM] you heard it here first kids. Kirishima gets hard for Bakugou.

[Paul Blart 4:28 PM] nope not today

[Eijirou OwO 4:28 PM] But it’s the truth cowards

[Bakubaby 4:28 PM] I’m gonna go to the top of the escalator and jump off of it

[2007 emo 4:28 PM] sounds risky.

[Eijirou OwO 4:28 PM] NO DONT WE HAVENT GOTTEN MARRIED YET

[Icy Hoe 4:28 PM] well then that took a turn

[Portable Charger 4:28 PM] HOLD UP BITCHES

[Portable Charger 4:28 PM] SERO AND I ARE THE ORIGINAL MARRIED COUPLE STEP ASIDE

[Cutest Furry 4:28 PM] oh y e a h

[Scotch Tape 4:28 PM] YOU GUYS STOLE THE IDEA FROM US

[Portable Charger 4:28 PM] you will hear from my lawyers about this

[Bakubaby 4:29 PM] you are gonna sue me for getting engaged? Try again.

[Scotch Tape 4:29 PM] damn i even got the watermelon ring pop too

[Portable Charger 4:29 PM] I proposed to my lover first and this is how I’m treated

[Portable Speaker 4:29 PM] this makes me wish I was Sero

[Scotch Tape 4:29 PM] You snooze you lose

[Portable Charger 4:29 PM] I’ll make it up to you later Jirou

[Icy Hoe 4:29 PM] cryptic

[Kermit the frog 4:29 PM] he want some fucc

[Portable Speaker 4:29 PM] You promise?

[Portable Charger 4:29 PM] yes

[Kermit the frog 4:29 PM] h e w a n t s o m e

f u c c

[Uranus 4:29 PM] TSU WHY

[Portable Speaker 4:29 PM] how would you like to n o  t

[2007 emo 4:29 PM] w i l d

[Icy Hoe 4:29 PM] Kaminari that’s wild

[Paul Blart 4:29 PM] c h i l d r e n

[Mama Makeout 4:29 PM] I could get married right now for real

[Portable Speaker 4:29 PM] kaminari and i hardly ever touch each other what makes you think we would be like that

[Mama Makeout 4:29 PM] Todoroki is a baby

[Icy Hoe 4:29 PM] just because I’m 15 and you are 16 doesn’t make me a baby.

[Portable Charger 4:29 PM] l e m m e s m a s h

[Sugar Daddy UwU 4:30 PM] do you guys want to grab food and head back to the dorms? We can hang out again like yesterday

[Invisalign 4:30 PM] oh my god who wants to do either hide and seek or karaoke?

[Kermit the frog 4:30 PM] let’s do karaoke when we get to the dorms and after we eat

[Eijirou OwO 4:30 PM] i agree

[Eijirou OwO 4:30 PM] oh my god can this be like,, my bachelor party

[Bakubaby 4:30 PM] yes



Sunday 7:47 PM

[Portable Charger 7:47 PM] someone better be filming this I’m going to be mad if you aren’t

[2007 emo 7:47 PM] I am

[Cutest Furry 7:47 PM] Todoroki must be really tired to be singing Part of Your World

[Uranus 7:47 PM] he’s not even looking at the lyrics

[Eijirou OwO 7:47 PM] thats a whole ass mood

[Kermit the frog 7:47 PM] he’s not even bad. Like his voice isn’t even bad I’m scared.

[Bakubaby 7:48 PM] he’s enjoying this too much

[Uranus 7:48 PM] is this rude being on our phones? Maybe. Does he look like he cares? No.

[Invisalign 7:48 PM] momo looks like you’ve got yourself a keeper

[Cutest Furry 7:48 PM] her mouth is like hanging open I think she’s shocked

[Portable Charger 7:48 PM] We witnessed this down the hall on the fifth floor on Saturday and I’m surprised I get to see it again

[Uranus 7:48 PM] this is amazing

[Sugar Daddy UwU 7:48 PM] whos next?

[Portable Speaker 7:48 PM] bakugou and i are up next

[Portable Charger 7:48 PM] I’m doing Africa after them

[Bakubaby 7:48 PM] I can't believe you are making me do this Jirou.

[Portable Speaker 7:48 PM] come on its starset

[Bakubaby 7:48 PM] fine



Sunday 7:51 PM

[Portable Charger 7:51 PM] Kirishima stop gay crying it’s over now

[Portable Charger 7:51 PM] it’s alright now

[Eijirou OwO 7:51 PM] My gay sobbing has a mind of its own i can't stop

[Icy Hoe 7:51 PM] we were promised Africa Kaminari

[Bakubaby 7:51 PM] get your ass up there Kaminari.

[Portable Charger 7:51 PM] Warning. My singing is so beautiful you may cry.



Sunday 7:55 PM

[Peppa Pig 7:55 PM] is jirou

[Peppa Pig 7:55 PM] is Jirou crying????

[Icy Hoe 7:55 PM] he said we would cry

[Mama Makeout 7:55 PM] she’s wheezing

[Portable Speaker 7:55 PM] I love him so much

[Cutest Furry 7:55 PM] between Todoroki singing Part of Your World and Kaminari singing Africa I really can't choose a favorite

[2007 emo 7:55 PM] this is too beautiful

[Soggy Broccoli 7:55 PM] well get ready because Uraraka and I are up next with the cover of Ride from Kidz Bop

[Bakubaby 7:55 PM] well holy shit alright.

[Portable Charger 7:56 PM] AFTER THEM KIRISHIMA CAN WE DO YOU'VE GOT A FRIEND IN ME

[Eijirou OwO 7:56 PM] of course <3



Sunday 8:02 PM

[2007 emo 8:02 PM] both of those were beautiful and heartwarming

[Uranus 8:02 PM] thank you

[Peppa Pig 8:02 PM] just saying it now. I perform a beautiful rendition of Fireflies

[Portable Charger 8:02 PM] I’m going on tour soon. Buy tickets

[Mama Makeout 8:03 PM] if Mina doesn’t do fireflies did this hang out even happen?

[Uranus 8:03 PM] I expect Aoyama and Sero to duet “I’m not gay.”

[Scotch Tape 8:03 PM] why wouldn’t we

[Douchebaguette 8:03 PM] You can never prepare yourselves for this angelic duet~



Sunday 8:09 PM

[Cutest Furry 8:09 PM] my heart feels touched.

[Douchebaguette 8:09 PM] I told you that you could never prepare yourselves

[Portable Charger 8:09 PM] best Karaoke session ever.

[Portable Charger 8:09 PM] we really had some amazing song choices.

[Icy Hoe 8:09 PM] I feel a deeper connection to all of you today

[Eijirou OwO 8:09 PM] this was a great bachelor party guys <3

[Mama Makeout 8:09 PM] we still have about 400+ brownies and a surplus of ring pops

[Mama Makeout 8:09 PM] what do we do now

[Uranus 8:10 PM] we all have little snacks for the week

[Soggy Broccoli 8:10 PM] its couple power hour now and karaoke really set the mood for it

[Bakubaby 8:10 PM] I want sleep

[Bakubaby 8:10 PM] Kirishima I want sleep

[Bakubaby 8:10 PM] please come sleep

[Eijirou OwO 8:10 PM] which room

[Bakubaby 8:10 PM] mine because our shit is in there

[Portable Charger 8:10 PM] Jirou Kyouka I told you I’d make it up to you

[Eijirou OwO 8:10 PM] mkay im on my way babe

[Icy Hoe 8:10 PM] a hoe is walking back up to their room and the hoe is me

[Portable Speaker 8:10 PM] which room

[Kermit the frog 8:10 PM] it’s times like these I wish I had a significant other

[Portable Charger 8:11 PM] yours

[Uranus 8:11 PM] I mean. If everyone’s going to their significant others rooms. Deku you are coming to mine.

[Portable Speaker 8:11 PM] k im coming

[Soggy Broccoli 8:11 PM] its like you read my mind

[Mama Makeout 8:11 PM] Todoroki get your ass over here

[Icy Hoe 8:11 PM] okay

[Invisalign 8:11 PM] Ojirou do you just want to,, chill in my room

[Cutest Furry 8:11 PM] I’m coming.

[Kermit the frog 8:11 PM] all the lonely hoes in the common room what’s up

[Scotch Tape 8:11 PM] well its just the sad ones left

[2007 emo 8:11 PM] we all have each other guys.

[Sugar Daddy UwU 8:11 PM] please eat some brownies no ones really touched them tonight

[Kermit the frog 8:11 PM] I’m gonna eat so many brownies

[Kermit the frog 8:11 PM] the extra brownies will replace the spot where a lover should be

[Snow White 8:11 PM] do you guys want to watch a movie?

[Kermit the frog 8:11 PM] we have school in the morning but I could vore a movie

[2007 emo 8:11 PM] I’m good with that.

[Tentacle Boy 8:12 PM] how does Jurassic World sound to you guys?

[Kermit the frog 8:12 PM] That’s a good movie so I’ll watch it.

[Douchebaguette 8:12 PM] I should be getting some beauty sleep but I’ll stay down here with my “gay bro”

[2007 emo 8:12 PM] I’m down with that.

[Paul Blart 8:12 PM] I’m going to sleep because of school but I would watch it if I could.

[Peppa Pig 8:12 PM] Im not missing a chance to see Chris Pratt’s face

[Baise Brutale 8:12 PM] Dino’s good

[Icy Hoe 8:12 PM] Oh?

[Uranus 8:12 PM] Chris Pratt is actually god but I’m with Deku

[Soggy Broccoli 8:12 PM] Screw becoming a hero. I need to become Chris Pratt

[Portable Charger 8:12 PM] Kyouka is crying over Chris Pratt and how beautiful he is.

[Portable Speaker 8:12 PM] No dont believe him its a lie

[Icy Hoe 8:12 PM] Momo is just looking at pictures of Chris Pratt now instead of cuddling with me what have you guys done to our girlfriends

[Peppa Pig 8:12 PM] Its not my fault he’s perfect

[Bakubaby 8:12 PM] I just wanted to fucking sleep and now Kirishima is sobbing over Chris Pratt

[Eijirou OwO 8:12 PM] He’s so pretty

[Icy Hoe 8:13 PM] I can’t believe we have to compete against Chris Pratt

[Kermit the frog 8:13 PM] I mean. You guys have the Pratt body shape so that covers it NOW YOU JUST HAVE TO LOOK EXACTLY LIKE HIM

[Invisalign 8:13 PM] I love Chris Pratt so much holy shit he’s a gift from heaven

[Cutest Furry 8:13 PM] I’m offended.

[Invisalign 8:13 PM] he may be a gift from heaven but I prefer my tail man

[Bakubaby 8:13 PM] I need sleep before I actually murder Chris Pratt

[Eijirou OwO 8:13 PM] Okay okay I’m done

[Icy Hoe 8:13 PM] I agree Bakugou

[Mama Makeout 8:13 PM] please do not assassinate Chris Pratt

[Soggy Broccoli 8:13 PM] can we cuddle now. I’m tired of being jealous of a grown ass man

[Uranus 8:13 PM] yes

[Portable Charger 8:13 PM] Kyouka stop crying over Chris Pratt and just lay down.

[Portable Speaker 8:13 PM] You’re the one crying not me

[Portable Charger 8:13 PM] WE ARE BOTH CRYING SO JUST LAY DOWN AND CUDDLE WITH ME DAMNIT

[Portable Charger 8:13 PM] I’m tired p l e a s e

[Portable Speaker 8:14 PM] oh my god calm down i am

[Portable Speaker 8:14 PM] and Chris Pratt’s got nothing on you

[Kermit the frog 8:14 PM] well all of us are going to bask in Chris Pratt’s glorious abs. Goodnight guys.

[2007 emo 8:14 PM] papa Pratt

[Eijirou OwO 8:14 PM] Goodnig

[Bakubaby 8:14 PM] Bakugou threw my phone so i took his just to say goodnight

[Icy Hoe 8:14 PM] goodnight

[Invisalign 8:14 PM] night!

[Mama Makeout 8:14 PM] sleep well! See you tomorrow!

Chapter Text

Bakugou Katsuki to Midoriya Izuku

Monday 2:23 AM

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:23 AM] Deku

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:23 AM] I need to scream at someone and surprisingly I thought of you

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:23 AM] I swear to fucking god if you tell anyone about this I’m going to set you on fire

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:23 AM] just. please answer.

[Midoriya Izuku 2:25 AM] Kacchan? Why are you texting me so late?

[Midoriya Izuku 2:25 AM] scratch that. Why are you texting me at all? Are you okay?

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:25 AM] I don't fucking know

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:25 AM]  I really have no fucking clue why this is fucking happening but here we are

[Midoriya Izuku 2:25 AM] you’re freaking me out whats wrong?? Is someone in trouble??

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:25 AM] no dipshit

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:25 AM] my mind won’t fucking stop thinking

[Midoriya Izuku 2:25 AM] About what?

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:26 AM] I swear to god if you fucking say anything I will slam your fucking head into the ground

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:26 AM] I can't stop thinking about Kirishima.

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:26 AM] I mean I get it. We are a thing but it never stops.

[Midoriya Izuku 2:26 AM] Is it like a bad thinking or lovesick thinking?

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:26 AM] it’s preventing me from sleeping.

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:26 AM] it’s good I guess but it’s just giving me really bad nightmares. Like I’m afraid of losing him or some shit like that.

[Midoriya Izuku 2:26 AM] oh trust me i understand that

[Midoriya Izuku 2:27 AM] ever since I’ve met Uraraka she’s always been at the back of my mind and once i started spending more and more time with her she’s like consumed my mind whole and all i want to do is protect her and help her

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:27 AM] so this shit is normal?

[Midoriya Izuku 2:27 AM] of course it is Kacchan

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:27 AM] I just

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:27 AM] I really like him and I don’t know what to do anymore

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:27 AM] I’m an angry asshole and he’s so kind and sweet and I don’t want people to think I’m like. Bad to him.

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:27 AM] fuck I’m bad at this shit.

[Midoriya Izuku 2:28 AM] maybe you should tell him about all of this?

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:28 AM] yeah but I don’t want him to worry about my dreams again.

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:28 AM] I figured you probably wouldn’t give a damn so that’s why I told you.

[Midoriya Izuku 2:28 AM] Well I don't think you’re bad to him and this proves it

[Midoriya Izuku 2:28 AM] if people thought you were bad to him they would be showing concern or something

[Midoriya Izuku 2:28 AM] we can all see you really care about him

[Midoriya Izuku 2:28 AM] relationships and feelings can really mess with your brain. It just takes time to figure out

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:28 AM] I wish it would take less time. This shit is getting really fucking annoying.

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:28 AM] I can barely fucking focus at school or while we are sparring. It’s fucking ridiculous.

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:28 AM] I don’t want to be weak or some shit.

[Midoriya Izuku 2:28 AM] It doesn’t make you weak at all

[Midoriya Izuku 2:29 AM] Feelings don't make you weak. They’re completely natural

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:29 AM] he’s just really beautiful and strong I guess and fuck I’m not good at this shit.

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:29 AM] I could go on for hours about him

[Midoriya Izuku 2:29 AM] If you want you can vent about him. Im here to listen and im really not tired

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:29 AM] Welcome to hell

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:30 AM] He is just so breathtaking. Like everything about him. Not only is he insanely attractive but he’s insanely strong and I wish he’d realize that. I’m not very affectionate but I wish I could just hug him and tell him how strong he is because he just doesn’t understand that at all. Fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:30 AM] He’s turning me into a fucking softie

[Midoriya Izuku 2:30 AM] welcome to the club Kacchan

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:30 AM] also can we bring up how fucking impressive it is that his damn hair can stick up for that fucking long. What kind of fucking gel is he using because sign me up for that shit.

[Midoriya Izuku 2:31 AM] I thought he uses his quirk for that?? Don’t you use your quirk for your hair

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:31 AM] I have hair like my old hags so it’s all gross and sticks up like a fucking porcupine

[Midoriya Izuku 2:31 AM] I mean,, i like it

[Midoriya Izuku 2:31 AM] I think it suits you and your personality

[Midoriya Izuku 2:31 AM] Also I’m sure it drives Kirishima crazy

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:31 AM] you think so?

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:31 AM] I hope so at least

[Midoriya Izuku 2:31 AM] If I know anything about Kirishima its that hes a very affectionate guy

[Midoriya Izuku 2:31 AM] i know that look in his eyes when he sees you almost too well

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:31 AM] fuck I think I’m in love

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:32 AM] is this how you act with Round Face? Like. In love

[Midoriya Izuku 2:32 AM] yeah actually i think so

[Midoriya Izuku 2:32 AM] holy shit am i in love

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:32 AM] we are fucked

[Midoriya Izuku 2:34 AM] uraraka is just so pretty like everything about her and she's s o c a r i n g and I just it drives me crazy everything from her smile to her laugh to her hair to her bubbly personality and just bgibjrhvk goddammit i like her so much and if anything would ever happen to her i would never be able to smile again. When i first met her i was at a loss for words and i still am im still so nervous around her oh my god

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:35 AM] everything?

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:35 AM] even her ass ?

[Midoriya Izuku 2:35 AM] i

[Midoriya Izuku 2:35 AM] yes

[Midoriya Izuku 2:35 AM] are we in a mutual agreement that everything said here will never be said out loud?

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:35 AM] sure

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:35 AM] to make it even I like Eijirou’s ass too so I guess you are good

[Midoriya Izuku 2:35 AM] its not like i would even dare tell anyone what you’ve said

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:35 AM] I think we’ve known each other long enough that you would know that I would beat the living shit out of your ass.

[Midoriya Izuku 2:35 AM] i would never be able to escape that

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:35 AM] besides. I’ve kept your larger secrets for a while now. Why would I expose this tiny fucking one

[Midoriya Izuku 2:36 AM] oh

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:36 AM] I must be fucking out of it or something because I’m actually having a fucking conversation with you which is shocking.

[Midoriya Izuku 2:36 AM] I’m still a little freaked out if im being honest

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:36 AM] I figured Calamari Danki and Pepto Bismol would say something to him so I guess my last option was you

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:36 AM] I guess I believed you wouldn’t say shit.

[Midoriya Izuku 2:36 AM] I mean I’m happy to talk about stuff like this and i’ll never say anything to anyone but why not sero? I’m sure you could have scared him into not talking or something

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:36 AM] I figured he’d say something to Kaminari so I didn’t want to say anything.

[Midoriya Izuku 2:36 AM] not saying anything to kaminari was a smart move he can't keep secrets for shit

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:36 AM] who do you think told me that Kirishima liked me.

[Midoriya Izuku 2:37 AM] I assumed that was the case

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:37 AM] i don’t hate them as much as they think I do you know.

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:37 AM] I guess they’ve helped me a lot and shit idk

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:37 AM] I dislike people but I don’t hate people too much

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:37 AM] except for that fucking grape bitch. He’s an asshole.

[Midoriya Izuku 2:37 AM] I know

[Midoriya Izuku 2:37 AM] Like ive known you for so long that I can tell

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:37 AM] ever since Kamino I’ve been trying to be less of an asshole

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:37 AM] I guess it’s worked? I’m not sure.

[Midoriya Izuku 2:37 AM] Hm here's a goal

[Midoriya Izuku 2:38 AM] The day that kouda can say he isnt terrified of you is the day that you’ll know its working

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:38 AM] I’ll still threaten to kill you bitches. That’s just my personality. Explosive like my quirk.

[Midoriya Izuku 2:38 AM] Ive seen you talk to your mother like that so i know

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:38 AM] yeah. We…..bond.

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:38 AM] honestly I’m surprised Kirishima even remotely liked me. I’m an ass.

[Midoriya Izuku 2:38 AM] Well think of this

[Midoriya Izuku 2:38 AM] isn't he practically obsessed with manliness

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:38 AM] yes

[Midoriya Izuku 2:39 AM] Maybe that's what attracted him to you in the first place?

[Midoriya Izuku 2:39 AM] when he was first getting to know you i bet he could practically smell the manliness radiating off of you why did i type that

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:39 AM] or maybe he’s just fucking insane?

[Midoriya Izuku 2:39 AM] It's not impossible to like someone like you Kacchan

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:39 AM] who knew I would feel better talking to you

[Midoriya Izuku 2:39 AM] I’m glad i could help you feel better!

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:39 AM] I’m going to say this one fucking time

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:39 AM] thank you.

[Midoriya Izuku 2:39 AM] No problem!

[Midoriya Izuku 2:40 AM] If you want to keep venting or something go ahead. I’m not tired at all and i cant stop thinking about stuff so i need a distraction anyways

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:41 AM] he’s kind of like a dog. Like he can smell things that people wouldn’t normally smell and he gets so excited when you see him. It’s strange

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:41 AM] his hair is also very soft and so is his skin which is strange since his body is constantly fucking rock solid all the time

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:42 AM] like how the fuck does it stay like that

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:42 AM] also seeing him with his hair down drives me insane

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:42 AM] he is just so attractive I don’t get it.

[Midoriya Izuku 2:42 AM] didn’t he dye his hair red

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:42 AM] yeah his actual hair color is black

[Midoriya Izuku 2:42 AM] oh my god i want to see him with black hair

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:42 AM] I help him cover his roots sometimes so I like help him re-dye it.

[Midoriya Izuku 2:43 AM] doesnt that also mean his hair was blonde before he dyed it

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:43 AM] yes

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:43 AM] for you to be asking all these questions you must not know shit about hair dye.

[Midoriya Izuku 2:43 AM] that is correct but also im just trying to imagine him with all those different hair colors

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:43 AM] oh my god what if with his blonde hair he looked like Kaminari.

[Midoriya Izuku 2:43 AM] that just means they were meant to be best friends

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:43 AM] that's true

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:43 AM] they are inseparable

[Midoriya Izuku 2:43 AM] theyre by each others sides at all times???

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:43 AM] every time I want Kirishima to myself they all flock over

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:43 AM] also like I have an actual fucking question

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:43 AM] is Todoroki or Iida your best friend? Or both? Or maybe Uraraka but I know she’s super close to Asui

[Midoriya Izuku 2:44 AM] I guess both????? I hang out with Iida more though. I’m too nervous to always be hanging out with Uraraka

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:44 AM] I see you with Todoroki a lot so that’s why I thought that.

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:44 AM] you all look pretty close.

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:44 AM] I mean. Kaminari, Sero, Mina, and Kirishima are my closest friends but I don’t think they are aware of that.

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:44 AM] Jirou is also pretty cool to hang out with. We have a lot in common actually.

[Midoriya Izuku 2:44 AM] maybe you should tell them that they’re your closest friends? I think it would make them really happy

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:44 AM] yeah

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:44 AM] I think Jirou knows that she’s my friend but I’m not sure the others are aware.

[Midoriya Izuku 2:44 AM] i never expected either of us to be such good friends with all of our classmates

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:44 AM] I thought I would fucking hate everyone

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:44 AM] I do have to give props to Mineta though

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:44 AM] must be hard to know that everyone can’t fucking stand you

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:44 AM] at least I have some people that can tolerate me

[Midoriya Izuku 2:45 AM] a lot of stuff has changed since we got to UA

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:45 AM] yeah

[Midoriya Izuku 2:45 AM] like i've become more confident and I’m not as scared like in general

[Midoriya Izuku 2:46 AM] Kacchan

[Midoriya Izuku 2:46 AM] Why are you always so mean to me?

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:46 AM] fuck

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:46 AM] I guess it’s just my personality or some shit like that.

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:46 AM] fuck I don’t know

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:46 AM] well shit

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:46 AM] I just don’t get it either

[Midoriya Izuku 2:46 AM] you’re just,,, always the meanest to me

[Midoriya Izuku 2:46 AM] ever since your quirk developed you know

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:47 AM] I’m just.

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:47 AM] you piss me off Deku

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:47 AM] it was never a competition against you when you were younger because you were weak and quirkless. But ever since you got your….power it’s been constant competition for me

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:47 AM] the whole fucking game changed

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:47 AM] you always fucking find a way to save me and it pisses me off

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:47 AM] how am I supposed to be a hero when my ass always has to be saved?

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:47 AM] It’s just the constant feeling of being fucking weak

[Midoriya Izuku 2:48 AM] Heroes need saving too. It’s not just people who can’t defend themselves. You’re just a person who’s action put them in situations where they need saving

[Midoriya Izuku 2:48 AM] What happens doesn’t make you weak or anything

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:48 AM] but barely anyone else in this fucking class has to be saved. They defend themselves. Icy Hoe doesn’t ever need saving and always shows off how fucking talented and strong he is. I constantly feel fucking vulnerable all the damn time now. It’s awful.

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:49 AM] I mean. The fucking league of damn villains captured me. What the fuck do I do. It’s hard to fucking come back from that. I just don’t feel like the same person. I have to put on this fucking facade of acting like I’m this strong asshole who can fucking save everyone but I keep doubting myself.

[Midoriya Izuku 2:49 AM] Like I said your actions happen to put you in these situations

[Midoriya Izuku 2:49 AM] It’s also the way people view you. The league wanted you because they saw you as someone they can really use. Maybe if you put an effort in to be nicer to people, maybe starting with your classmates, things like that would change. When you have friends on your side you don’t have to feel so vulnerable

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:49 AM] If I randomly just start to be fucking nice how would the others react? It would be an awful idea and they’d just make fun of me for making an effort.

[Midoriya Izuku 2:50 AM] No one would make fun of you. Start gradually. Be subtle about it. Maybe ask Kirishima about how you could be nicer?

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:50 AM] well I’m still going to fucking argue with Icy Hoe. But I’ll make an effort to be civil with him.

[Midoriya Izuku 2:50 AM] Kirishima did make that group chat. Utilize it

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:50 AM] I guess maybe this fucking group chat would be a good chance for this

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:50 AM] it’s a good thing he made it today

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:50 AM] or I guess yesterday now considering today is Monday

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:50 AM] well fuck this night took one big ass fucking turn didn’t it

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:51 AM] I can't believe we are fucking bonding right now

[Midoriya Izuku 2:51 AM] Honestly me too. It’s kinda concerning

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:51 AM] I bet the bitches wouldn’t expect this shit coming

[Midoriya Izuku 2:51 AM] No one did

[Midoriya Izuku 2:51 AM] so now i’m thinking a lot about Uraraka

[Midoriya Izuku 2:51 AM] would you mind if i just,,, ranted

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:51 AM] go for it

[Midoriya Izuku 2:53 AM] i’ve like full on sobbed before over how pretty she is you know. Like she makes me feel something I’ve never felt before. I’ve felt admiration but this is far past it. It hurts in a way? When i look at her I just uhghghgh there’s so many things going through my head that I can’t comprehend what they mean anymore. I just can’t express it anymore. When she’s all fired up it’s weird to be calming her down and be by her side. I’m not even entirely sure what she thinks of me but it has to be good if we’re dating right? I can’t tell anymore. I used to be good at analyzing stuff but then I met her

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:53 AM] she probably thinks you are great or some shit. Even though you don’t notice the things she does around you we do and we all know she’s fucking head over heels for you.

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:53 AM] I’m not nearly as good at analyzing people as you are but even I can fucking tell that she’s crazy about you. It’s obvious

[Midoriya Izuku 2:54 AM] I’m just scared i don’t pay attention to her enough and she’ll lose interest or something. That’s what scares me the most

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:54 AM] I mean. You tend to have your head up All Mights ass all the time which might frustrate her but other than that she really cares about you and we can all fucking tell. Maybe you should just talk to her or some shit?

[Midoriya Izuku 2:54 AM] No no I can’t do that what would she even say

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:54 AM] bringing up the subject instead of sitting on your ass and thinking about it is all that matters. It would show her you care about her and her needs. Don’t be selfish.

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:54 AM] maybe I am super fucking gay

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:54 AM] I’m giving fucking relationship advice what the f u c k

[Midoriya Izuku 2:55 AM] tonight is just wild

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:55 AM] yes I agree

[Midoriya Izuku 2:55 AM] so,,

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:55 AM] I hear fucking Todoroki walking around above me and I’m going to beat his ass what the fuck is he doing up at 2:55

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:55 AM] wait fuck

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:55 AM] we are up at 2:55

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:55 AM] better fucking question. Who the fuck is walking around at 2:55

[Midoriya Izuku 2:55 AM] maybe its a ghost

[Midoriya Izuku 2:55 AM] Wait isn’t Kirishima in your room?

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:55 AM] Kirishima is in my room why?

[Midoriya Izuku 2:56 AM] You’re just a,, loud texter

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:56 AM] what the fuck does that mean?

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:56 AM] the keyboard doesn’t make any sound

[Midoriya Izuku 2:56 AM] your fingers hit your phone really hard

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:56 AM] it takes a lot for him to wake up anyways

[Midoriya Izuku 2:56 AM] oh well i guess that makes sense since he’s like part rock

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:56 AM] yeah

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:56 AM] waking him up in the morning is awful

[Midoriya Izuku 2:57 AM] How do you wake him up?

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:57 AM] aggressively shaking

[Midoriya Izuku 2:57 AM] Fitting

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:57 AM] y e p

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:57 AM] you know what

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:57 AM] fuck it

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:57 AM] sleep could kiss my ass

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:57 AM] I’m getting coffee and no one can stop me

[Midoriya Izuku 2:58 AM] you won’t

[Midoriya Izuku 2:58 AM] You won’t be able to sleep

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:58 AM] do you hear that Deku

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:58 AM] it’s the sound of all the fucks I don’t give

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:58 AM] I’m getting my fucking coffee and UA can suck my entire ass

[Midoriya Izuku 2:58 AM] Well then

[Midoriya Izuku 2:58 AM] fuck now I want coffee

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:58 AM] come get some

[Midoriya Izuku 2:58 AM] fine

[Midoriya Izuku 2:59 AM] I’m making decaf because if I fall asleep in class Aizawa will literally vore me

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:59 AM] but Aizawa is always fucking sleeping in class so I think you’d be fine. Now Cementoss’ class. That’s what’ll get you.

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:59 AM] I feel like it would be too hard to fall asleep in present mics because he doesn’t shut the fuck up

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:59 AM] ectoplasm and midnight don’t give a fuck anymore because they’ve literally lost all fucks

[Bakugou Katsuki 2:59 AM] and you are shoved up all might’s ass so I don’t think he’d give a fuck

[Bakugou Katsuki 3:00 AM] why the hell am I ranting about sleep and teachers what the fuck has gotten into me tonight

[Midoriya Izuku 3:00 AM] I still feel like it would be very disrespectful to fall asleep in class? I’m still making decaf

[Bakugou Katsuki 3:00 AM] I’m just gonna get caffeinated and then drink more coffee in the morning so I don’t fall asleep. I'm just going to run on caffeine

[Midoriya izuku 3:00 AM] caffeinated coffee tastes better to me

[Midoriya Izuku 3:00 AM] oh who am i kidding. I wasn’t going to sleep tonight anyways

[Bakugou Katsuki 3:00 AM] fuck sleep

[Bakugou Katsuki 3:00 AM] sleep is irrelevant

[Bakugou Katsuki 3:00 AM] just bamboozle your body

[Bakugou Katsuki 3:00 AM] Katsuki what the fuck did you just say

[Midoriya Izuku 3:00 AM] I’m trying not to laugh because I’ve suddenly remembered one time when a kid told you “Sleep is for the weak” and you just refused to sleep for a really long time

[Bakugou Katsuki 3:00 AM] sleep is for the weak and I’m not weak

[Bakugou Katsuki 3:01 AM] fuck you body I’m running perfectly fine on coffee and sheer will to survive

[Midoriya Izuku 3:01 AM] If I fall asleep in class and All Might vores me who will really care

[Bakugou Katsuki 3:01 AM] Your fucking girlfriend

[Bakugou Katsuki 3:01 AM] and Todoroki

[Midoriya Izuku 3:01 AM] Knowing them they would probably say I deserved it because i didn’t sleep but OH WELL

[Bakugou Katsuki 3:01 AM] we are just fucked I guess

[Bakugou Katsuki 3:01 AM] listen up all might you pussy ass bitch I’ll vore you first asshole

[Midoriya Izuku 3:01 AM] that’s a valid argument. He might back down

[Bakugou Katsuki 3:02 AM] Dear All Might,

suck my dick

XOXO

Sincerely, Katsuki

[Midoriya Izuku 3:02 AM] i

[Midoriya Izuku 3:02 AM] hm

[Bakugou Katsuki 3:02 AM] real men would tell their favorite pro-hero to suck their dick

[Midoriya Izuku 3:02 AM] Something tells me that’s not right

[Bakugou Katsuki 3:02 AM] I literally think I’ve lost my fucking mind

[Bakugou Katsuki 3:02 AM] my mind was bamboozled, Deku.

[Midoriya Izuku 3:02 AM] Coffee is definitely not a good idea

[Bakugou Katsuki 3:02 AM] coffee was a great idea

[Midoriya Izuku 3:02 AM] well today will be interesting that’s for sure

[Bakugou Katsuki 3:03 AM] so no one told you life was gonna be this w a y *clap clap clap clap*

[Bakugou Katsuki 3:03 AM] oh my god I’ve lost my fucking mind

[Midoriya Izuku 3:03 AM] do you,,, watch Friends?

[Bakugou Katsuki 3:03 AM] I’m a fucking human too Deku of course I’d watch Friends what the fuck

[Midoriya Izuku 3:03 AM] Sorry I guess I just assumed that you would hate shows like that

[Bakugou Katsuki 3:03 AM] Ross is my bitch.

[Bakugou Katsuki 3:03 AM] what the fuck am I saying

[Bakugou Katsuki 3:03 AM] Joey is my bitch

[Midoriya Izuku 3:03 AM] Ross is easily one of the worst characters in the gang

[Midoriya Izuku 3:03 AM] Chandler is the best one in the gang

[Bakugou Katsuki 3:03 AM] okay fuck off all the characters are great what the fuck Deku.

[Bakugou Katsuki 3:03 AM] Don’t fucking attack me for liking fucking Ross what the fuck

[Midoriya Izuku 3:03 AM] How could you like Ross??? He’s so annoying

[Bakugou Katsuki 3:03 AM] Joey and Ross are my bitches

[Bakugou Katsuki 3:03 AM] okay well you are fucking annoying but Todoroki still likes you what the fuck

[Midoriya Izuku 3:04 AM] You just have no taste

[Bakugou Katsuki 3:04 AM] well maybe you have no fucking taste because you can’t see how amazing Ross is fuck off

[Bakugou Katsuki 3:04 AM] what the fuck has this turned into

[Midoriya Izuku 3:04 AM] I just don’t understand what anyone sees in Ross

[Bakugou Katsuki 3:04 AM] you better fucking like Phoebe

[Midoriya Izuku 3:04 AM] I’m not a monster. She’s my second favorite

[Bakugou Katsuki 3:04 AM] Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
What are they feeding you?
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
It's not your fault
They won't take you to the vet
You're obviously not their favorite pet
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
It's not your fault
You may not be a bed of roses
You're not friend to those with noses
I'll miss you before we're done
Or the world will smell as one
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
What are they feeding you?
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat
It's not your fault
Oh are we done?
One, two, what's that smell?
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
What are they feeding you?
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat
You're getting fat
I think that I'm gonna be sick
It's your ears, and nose and pick
Part of it, tempt me
One, two, what's that smell?
All the dogs in the neighborhood
Are saying this for your own good
What, you're fat, so you can't run
No fun, I bet, No fun
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
Porno makes you eat like that
I saw you in the shopping mall
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
It's not your fault,
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
It's not your fault
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
It's not your fault
We know what was in your food
They say it might affect your mood
You smell like something dead

[Midoriya Izuku 3:05 AM] My bussy bops to that shit in the shower every morning

[Bakugou Katsuki 3:05 AM] we have lost our fucking minds

[Midoriya Izuku 3:05 AM] I can agree with that

[Bakugou Katsuki 3:05 AM] I wonder if Todoroki listens to “Let it Go” when he’s trying to get pumped up for sparring

[Midoriya Izuku 3:05 AM] before I question that I have to question something else

[Midoriya Izuku 3:05 AM] Where are you I thought you were coming down

[Bakugou Katsuki 3:05 AM] give me some fucking time

[Midoriya Izuku 3:06 AM] What have you been doing

[Bakugou Katsuki 3:06 AM] smelly cat.

[Midoriya Izuku 3:06 AM] oh okay it’s clear now

[Midoriya Izuku 3:06 AM] carry on then

[Bakugou Katsuki 3:06 AM] this coffee better keep me up for fucking d a y s

[Midoriya Izuku 3:06 AM] n o

[Bakugou Katsuki 3:06 AM] okay but do you think that Todoroki listens to let it go to get pumped up

[Bakugou Katsuki 3:06 AM] or maybe to sleep

[Bakugou Katsuki 3:06 AM] what is wrong with me

[Midoriya Izuku 3:07 AM] We’ll have to ask Yaomomo

[Bakugou Katsuki 3:07 AM] let's just knock on her door at 3:07 AM. Barge in. And just ask her about let it go.

[Bakugou Katsuki 3:07 AM] one of us have to follow him around and see what’s up

[Midoriya Izuku 3:07 AM] or we could just,,, text her?

[Bakugou Katsuki 3:07 AM] I don’t know I think my idea is better and more efficient

[Midoriya Izuku 3:07 AM] Todoroki is probably in her room. I’m opposed to the idea of becoming a human popsicle  

[Bakugou Katsuki 3:07 AM] coward

[Midoriya Izuku 3:07 AM] If you do that then there’s no doubt you’ll get shit from Aizawa tomorrow

[Bakugou Katsuki 3:07 AM] he can suck my dick too

[Midoriya Izuku 3:08 AM] Soon you’ll make the wrong move with Aizawa and you’ll regret I can almost s e e it

[Bakugou Katsuki 3:08 AM] what is he going to do? Hang me up in front of the classroom for everyone to see? I don’t think so.

[Midoriya Izuku 3:08 AM] Hm i don’t know. If you step over the wrong boundary then it won’t be uncharacteristic of him

[Bakugou Katsuki 3:08 AM] he likes us too much. He should’ve beaten our asses a long time ago.

[Midoriya Izuku 3:08 AM] I’m just saying be careful. You never know when a sister will snap

[Bakugou Katsuki 3:08 AM] i

[Bakugou Katsuki 3:08 AM] anyways

[Midoriya Izuku 3:08 AM] I’m playing Room Where It Happens and you can’t stop me

[Bakugou Katsuki 3:08 AM] why would I stop art

[Midoriya Izuku 3:09 AM] I’m going on hour 3 of repeating this song

[Bakugou Katsuki 3:09 AM] one time Kaminari listened to Africa on repeat for 10 hours

[Midoriya Izuku 3:09 AM] that doesn’t surprise me one bit

[Bakugou Katsuki 3:09 AM] Kaminari loves Africa

[Midoriya Izuku 3:09 AM] trust me i know. His room is above mine. It’s only been one night in these dorms and I’ve heard africa too many times

[Midoriya Izuku 3:09 AM] *not enough

[Bakugou Katsuki 3:09 AM] fuck he’s come to my house one time and it wouldn’t stop

[Bakugou Katsuki 3:09 AM] it’s kind of breathtaking

[Midoriya Izuku 3:10 AM] Africa is a good song

[Bakugou Katsuki 3:10 AM] good continent

[Midoriya Izuku 3:10 AM] I’ve never been yah yeast

[Bakugou Katsuki 3:10 AM] I’ve also never been to Africa

[Midoriya Izuku 3:10 AM] Wait Kacchan

[Midoriya Izuku 3:10 AM] I never knew you had a spotify playlist

[Bakugou Katsuki 3:10 AM] Jirou and I made it together

[Midoriya Izuku 3:10 AM] I’m surprised at the lack of Starset on this playlist

[Bakugou Katsuki 3:10 AM] honestly same

[Midoriya Izuku 3:11 AM] You should point that out to Jirou tomorrow

[Bakugou Katsuki 3:11 AM] I’ll tell her first thing in the morning

[Midoriya Izuku 3:11 AM] do you mean,, right now?

[Bakugou Katsuki 3:11 AM] I’ll tell her when I actually see her face to face

[Midoriya Izuku 3:11 AM] Ohh

[Bakugou Katsuki 3:11 AM] we will just have to add more Starset

[Bakugou Katsuki 3:12 AM] this is some bomb ass coffee

[Midoriya Izuku 3:12 AM] I agree but you’re standing right next to me Kacchan

[Bakugou Katsuki 3:12 AM] yes

[Midoriya Izuku 3:12 AM] I

[Midoriya Izuku 3:12 AM] hm okay then



Monday 4:17 AM

[Bakugou Katsuki 4:17 AM] yeah I’m not gonna sleep tonight

[Midoriya Izuku 4:18 AM] Man the coffee did us dirty

[Bakugou Katsuki 4:18 AM] One thing that’s keeping me from sleeping ,besides the coffee, IS THINKING ABOUT ICY HOE AND LET IT GO. LIKE I CAN’T STOP FUCKING THINKING ABOUT IT

[Bakugou Katsuki 4:18 AM] should we buy him an Elsa costume and see what happens

[Bakugou Katsuki 4:18 AM] do you think he would freeze us?

[Bakugou Katsuki 4:18 AM] what was in that coffee

[Bakugou Katsuki 4:19 AM] dude I wonder if we can get him to recreate the scene of like Elsa first revealing her badass power and like almost killing everyone and then get her running on the fucking ice dude that would be epic

[Bakugou Katsuki 4:19 AM] did you drug me

[Midoriya Izuku 4:19 AM] I drank the same exact coffee you did. What would be the benefit in also drugging myself?

[Bakugou Katsuki 4:19 AM] you can also drug just one cup Broccoli Boy

[Midoriya Izuku 4:19 AM] I didn’t even go near your cup. If I had drugged you it would be the both of us going down or neither of us

[Bakugou Katsuki 4:20 AM] you were there before me Deku

[Midoriya Izuku 4:20 AM] Funny weed joke

[Midoriya Izuku 4:20 AM] Well I didn’t choose your cup that was up to you so

[Bakugou Katsuki 4:20 AM] are you fucking joking

[Bakugou Katsuki 4:20 AM] you are making a drug joke as I’m talking about being drugged this is very serious business Deku

[Midoriya Izuku 4:20 AM] oh and happy birthday

[Midoriya Izuku 4:20 AM] I couldn’t miss a 4:20. Not again

[Bakugou Katsuki 4:20 AM] I’m gonna blow myself up

[Bakugou Katsuki 4:20 AM] I’m glad that you find me being drugged funny Broccoli Bitch

[Midoriya Izuku 4:20 AM] Good news I didn’t fucking drug you

[Bakugou Katsuki 4:21 AM] Fuck you

[Bakugou Katsuki 4:21 AM] you did something to me Deku

[Bakugou Katsuki 4:21 AM] if something spontaneously fucking happens to me I’m suing Inko

[Midoriya Izuku 4:21 AM] I didn’t do anything to you Kacchan I would have nothing to gain from that

[Midoriya Izuku 4:21 AM] OH COME ON NOT MY MOM

[Bakugou Katsuki 4:21 AM] you’d gain followers on Instagram

[Bakugou Katsuki 4:21 AM] I know these bitches want me assassinated

[Midoriya Izuku 4:21 AM] I

[Midoriya Izuku 4:21 AM] I’m going to try to sleep

[Midoriya Izuku 4:21 AM] good night didnt drug you

[Bakugou Katsuki 4:21 AM] it’s going to be hard to sleep knowing you fucking drugged someone but sure. Be my fucking guest. Good fucking night asshole.



Monday 4:43 AM

[Midoriya Izuku 4:43 AM] damn it are you still up

[Bakugou Katsuki 4:44 AM] I TOLD YOU YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO SLEEP YOU LITTLE SHIT

[Midoriya Izuku 4:44 AM] I DIDN’T DRUG YOU

[Bakugou Katsuki 4:44 AM] THAT’S WHAT THEY ALL SAY

[Midoriya Izuku 4:44 AM] I DIDN’T DRUG YOU I SWEAR THAT’S THE TRUTH YOU’RE JUST TIRED AND DELIRIOUS FROM EMOTION

[Bakugou Katsuki 4:44 AM] FUCK YOU ASSHOLE IM NOT DELICIOUS

[Bakugou Katsuki 4:44 AM] FUCK I MEAN DELIRIOUS

[Midoriya Izuku 4:44 AM] I would say Kirishima disagrees

[Bakugou Katsuki 4:44 AM] who knows what he would say because I’ve been fucking drugged by my childhood friend who won’t admit to it and I might fucking die and I may never hear if he thinks I’m fucking delicious

[Midoriya Izuku 4:45 AM] You just called me your childhood friend and that makes me happy

[Bakugou Katsuki 4:45 AM] fuck you

[Midoriya Izuku 4:45 AM] I seriously didn’t drug you if you want to hear it from my face come to my room or whatever but i’m telling the truth

[Bakugou Katsuki 4:45 AM] Drugs are wild let me tell you

[Bakugou Katsuki 4:45 AM] you’ll understand when you’ve been drugged  

[Midoriya Izuku 4:45 AM] Whatever i didn’t drug you

[Midoriya Izuku 4:45 AM] I just wanted to see if you were still up

[Bakugou Katsuki 4:45 AM] why?

[Midoriya Izuku 4:45 AM] I felt lonely and I needed a distraction from my thoughts

[Bakugou Katsuki 4:46 AM] well you definitely got a distraction

[Midoriya Izuku 4:46 AM] so,, what’s your opinion on um

[Midoriya Izuku 4:46 AM] ramen?

[Midoriya Izuku 4:46 AM] I’m sorry I said the first thing that came to mind

[Bakugou Katsuki 4:46 AM] dude are you alright

[Bakugou Katsuki 4:46 AM] also you already fucking know I’d vore for spicy ramen

[Midoriya Izuku 4:46 AM] I’m honestly not sure

[Midoriya Izuku 4:47 AM] I don’t eat spicy ramen too often but I know it’s good

[Bakugou Katsuki 4:47 AM] dude is it the drugging thing that’s bothering you because I’m just out of it and I didn’t mean it

[Bakugou Katsuki 4:47 AM] I’ve lost my damn mind how am I apologizing

[Midoriya Izuku 4:47 AM] no it’s okay I think I’m also becoming delirious

[Bakugou Katsuki 4:47 AM] fuck me in the forehead with a scooter we have to be up in like two hours

[Bakugou Katsuki 4:47 AM] fuck me in the forehead with a scooter?

[Midoriya Izuku 4:48 AM] as far as everyone else knows, we slept right

[Bakugou Katsuki 4:48 AM] oh yeah we definitely slept

[Midoriya Izuku 4:48 AM] I feel like no one should know that we didn’t sleep and made coffee so yeet I guess

[Bakugou Katsuki 4:48 AM] no one will ever know

[Midoriya Izuku 4:48 AM] it’s just our little,,, secret

[Bakugou Katsuki 4:48 AM] my lips are sealed

[Midoriya Izuku 4:48 AM] yeah you’re definitely out of it

[Bakugou Katsuki 4:48 AM] that’s very true

[Midoriya Izuku 4:49 AM] i don’t know how people will think that you did sleep

[Bakugou Katsuki 4:49 AM] I’m just going to act pissy I guess

[Midoriya Izuku 4:49 AM] you won’t be acting

[Bakugou Katsuki 4:49 AM] wow sleepy Deku is a bitch

[Midoriya Izuku 4:49 AM] don’t fuck with me yeet

[Bakugou Katsuki 4:49 AM] we’ve both fucking lost it

[Midoriya Izuku 4:49 AM] yep

[Midoriya Izuku 4:49 AM] I’ve been awake for too long

[Bakugou Katsuki 4:49 AM] me too

[Midoriya Izuku 4:49 AM] so uh do you want to talk or something?? Idk im bored and still need a distraction

[Bakugou Katsuki 4:49 AM] Kirishima just yanked my arm and now I’m stuck

[Midoriya Izuku 4:50 AM] He can tell and he’s sleeping

[Bakugou Katsuki 4:50 AM] somehow he’s going to find out I didn’t sleep and kick my ass for it

[Midoriya Izuku 4:50 AM] maybe he can smell it like a dog

[Bakugou Katsuki 4:50 AM] i

[Bakugou Katsuki 4:50 AM] Deku what the fuck

[Midoriya Izuku 4:50 AM] maybe he can smell the sleep deprivation just radiating off of you

[Bakugou Katsuki 4:50 AM] I’m gonna say this again

[Bakugou Katsuki 4:50 AM] Deku what the fuck

[Midoriya Izuku 4:50 AM] coffee was a horrible idea

[Bakugou Katsuki 4:50 AM] we are just going to die

[Midoriya Izuku 4:50 AM] wait kirishima has that big ass bottle of melatonin right

[Bakugou Katsuki 4:50 AM] yeah he keeps it on my nightstand

[Midoriya Izuku 4:51 AM] maybe taking melatonin would be a good idea but then we would run the risk of oversleeping

[Bakugou Katsuki 4:51 AM] I mean I have Kirishima to wake me up but you don’t have anyone??? Unless Uraraka is with you

[Midoriya Izuku 4:51 AM] no around 1 she yelled that my bed was uncomfortable and then left my room

[Bakugou Katsuki 4:51 AM] what? Your bed is uncomfortable?

[Midoriya Izuku 4:51 AM] No i think she just wanted an excuse to go sleep in her bed

[Bakugou Katsuki 4:51 AM] that’s a harsh way to say you want to leave

[Midoriya Izuku 4:51 AM] yeah and I would have gone with her

[Midoriya Izuku 4:51 AM] Idk the whole thing was weird and I wanted to get my mind off of it because I’m just going to get paranoid

[Bakugou Katsuki 4:51 AM] oh this is what was bothering you?

[Bakugou Katsuki 4:51 AM] maybe she was flustered? Or overwhelmed by ALL OF THE FUCKING ALL MIGHT SHIT

[Midoriya Izuku 4:52 AM] Sure let’s go with that

[Midoriya Izuku 4:52 AM] I guess it would be uncomfortable to sleep in a room where All Might is always staring at you and you aren’t used to that

[Bakugou Katsuki 4:52 AM] maybe next time go to her room?

[Midoriya Izuku 4:52 AM] I probably will. Her bed is way more comfortable than mine

[Bakugou Katsuki 4:52 AM] dude wanna know whose bed is like. Really comfortable

[Bakugou Katsuki 4:52 AM] Yaoyorozu’s. Like I’ve been there because Jirou and Kaminari forced me to and her bed is big as fuck and comfortable.

[Midoriya Izuku 4:52 AM] Todoroki is a lucky bitch

[Bakugou Katsuki 4:52 AM] that’s true

[Bakugou Katsuki 4:52 AM] do you know how great it would be to just share a king sized bed with your significant other?

[Bakugou Katsuki 4:52 AM] like you wouldn’t be shoved on top of eachother all the time. Ponytail and Icy Thot are lucky bitches

[Bakugou Katsuki 4:52 AM] that was a very wild conversation about beds

[Midoriya Izuku 4:53 AM] I don’t necessarily mind being shoved on top of ochaco. Shes squishy and she says the same for me so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Bakugou Katsuki 4:53 AM] Kirishima has cold feet and decides to constantly PUT THEM ON ME BECAUSE HE KNOWS I H A T E IT

[Bakugou Katsuki 4:53 AM] he also constantly makes me big spoon. Sometimes I want to little spoon okay

[Midoriya Izuku 4:53 AM] I feel that on a spiritual level

[Bakugou Katsuki 4:53 AM] like we have a one centimeter difference I don’t always have to be the big spoon because I’m “taller”

[Bakugou Katsuki 4:53 AM] sometimes I want to be held too

[Midoriya Izuku 4:54 AM] Uraraka just has short arms

[Bakugou Katsuki 4:54 AM] Oh

[Bakugou Katsuki 4:54 AM] Kirishima has long arms that I wish he’d use to hold me sometimes but n o p e

[Midoriya Izuku 4:54 AM] You’ll never be the little spoon if you don’t tell him

[Bakugou Katsuki 4:54 AM] I don’t want to hurt his feelings though because he’s very sensitive when it comes to cuddling

[Midoriya Izuku 4:54 AM] It’s just spooning

[Bakugou Katsuki 4:54 AM] I’ll do it tomorrow

[Midoriya Izuku 4:54 AM] good. I thought i was going to have to resort to calling you a coward

[Bakugou Katsuki 4:54 AM] I will be held

[Midoriya Izuku 4:55 AM] you’re lucky because you have a chance of being held. I physically can’t be help

[Bakugou Katsuki 4:55 AM] just let her like. Lay on your back or something?

[Midoriya Izuku 4:55 AM] Yeah because who needs a spine

[Bakugou Katsuki 4:55 AM] She’s not that heavy

[Midoriya Izuku 4:55 AM] if you had 100+ pounds lying on your back for a while that shit would hurt

[Bakugou Katsuki 4:55 AM] one time I was in our bed and Kirishima was just lying on my back

[Bakugou Katsuki 4:55 AM] fuck I meant my bed

[Bakugou Katsuki 4:55 AM] anyways it wasn’t too bad

[Midoriya Izuku 4:55 AM] ,,,whatever,,,,

[Bakugou Katsuki 4:55 AM] what?

[Midoriya Izuku 4:56 AM] nothing

[Bakugou Katsuki 4:56 AM] Deku you are starting to annoy me what the fuck is wrong

[Midoriya Izuku 4:56 AM] nothing??

[Bakugou Katsuki 4:56 AM] then why did you say whatever

[Midoriya Izuku 4:56 AM] calm your 36 C boobs i was just being salty because you were right

[Bakugou Katsuki 4:56 AM] did you just.

[Bakugou Katsuki 4:56 AM] did you just say I wore a 36 C

[Bakugou Katsuki 4:56 AM] I’d be a solid D asshole

[Midoriya Izuku 4:56 AM] Well damn sorry

[Bakugou Katsuki 4:56 AM] you wish you had my titties

[Bakugou Katsuki 4:56 AM] what the fuck is happening to us

[Bakugou Katsuki 4:56 AM] maybe both of our coffees were drugged

[Bakugou Katsuki 4:56 AM] Todoroki

[Midoriya Izuku 4:57 AM] If anyone were to drug us at this time of night without us noticing it would obviously be Hagakure considering shes invisible

[Bakugou Katsuki 4:57 AM] Tokoyami considering he stays up all night listening to Panic! At The Disco

[Midoriya Izuku 4:57 AM] but that’s completely normal??

[Bakugou Katsuki 4:57 AM] I guess that is true

[Midoriya Izuku 4:57 AM] I feel like if someone were to actually drug us it would be Mineta

[Bakugou Katsuki 4:57 AM] that’s true

[Bakugou Katsuki 4:57 AM] Mineta would take every guy here down so he could try and take all the girls

[Midoriya Izuku 4:57 AM] jokes on him. A handful of the guys are gay

[Bakugou Katsuki 4:57 AM] I’m gay. Kirishima is gay. Aoyama is gay. Sero is. Questionable.

[Midoriya Izuku 4:58 AM] Here’s the list of gays (including questionable) You, Kirishima, Aoyama, Sero, Tokoyami, Shouji, Kaminari

[Bakugou Katsuki 4:58 AM] are the questionables Sero, Tokoyami, Shouji, and Kaminari?

[Bakugou Katsuki 4:58 AM] Kaminari has Jirou but Jirou is bi but I think Kaminari is pan and doesn’t give a fuck.

[Midoriya Izuku 4:58 AM] yes and kaminari is hella pan

[Bakugou Katsuki 4:58 AM] Low Key I feel like Tsu and Tokoyami flirt a bit but I wouldn’t be opposed to Tokoyami being a bit gay

[Midoriya Izuku 4:58 AM] I thought I was the only one who sensed it

[Bakugou Katsuki 4:58 AM] oh no I totally sense it

[Bakugou Katsuki 4:58 AM] surprisingly a lot of people in the group come to me for relationship advice and I’m not sure why because 99% of the time I have no clue what the fuck I’m talking about

[Midoriya Izuku 4:59 AM] you give good advice

[Bakugou Katsuki 4:59 AM] I try

[Bakugou Katsuki 4:59 AM] fuck I can’t believe anyone is seeing me act like this. Like the only person that’s ever seen me be “caring” is Kirishima

[Midoriya Izuku 4:59 AM] does seeing you be “caring” before you got your quirk count

[Bakugou Katsuki 4:59 AM] sure. I was a little shit then and I’m a little shit now so it counts.

[Midoriya Izuku 4:59 AM] Cool then I was the first in the class yeet

[Bakugou Katsuki 4:59 AM] congratulations you are the winner

[Bakugou Katsuki 4:59 AM] I might steal Aizawa's sleeping bag tomorrow

[Midoriya Izuku 5:00 AM] good luck living if you do

[Bakugou Katsuki 5:00 AM] I might not steal Aizawa's sleeping bag tomorrow

[Midoriya Izuku 5:00 AM] good idea

[Bakugou Katsuki 5:00 AM] only the best ideas here

[Midoriya Izuku 5:00 AM] you say that but you had just suggested stealing Aizawa’s sleeping bag

[Bakugou Katsuki 5:00 AM] when will you learn to shut the fuck up

[Midoriya Izuku 5:00 AM] When will you learn to stop saying stupid shit

[Bakugou Katsuki 5:00 AM] wow sleepy Deku is a bitch

[Midoriya Izuku 5:01 AM] your point?

[Bakugou Katsuki 5:01 AM] calm your 34 A boobs

[Bakugou Katsuki 5:01 AM] that’s right. 34 A

[Midoriya Izuku 5:01 AM] well now

[Bakugou Katsuki 5:01 AM] they have boob exercises. Try them. Maybe it’ll help.



Monday 5:32 AM

[Midoriya Izuku 5:32 AM] there’s no way in hell you would be a D

[Bakugou Katsuki 5:32 AM] Deku what the fuck?

[Bakugou Katsuki 5:32 AM] oh the boob sizes

[Bakugou Katsuki 5:32 AM] why not?

[Midoriya Izuku 5:32 AM] why would you be a D just think about it for a second

[Bakugou Katsuki 5:32 AM] why wouldn’t I be a D?

[Midoriya Izuku 5:33 AM] Okay so i did a little research on how to tell cup size. You have to measure your band size and then your bust size. From there you would subtract the band size from the bust size. About 10 cm is D which doesn’t seem like it would be you

[Bakugou Katsuki 5:33 AM] I’m doing this for a good reason

[Bakugou Katsuki 5:33 AM] Izuku what the fuck

[Bakugou Katsuki 5:33 AM] I can’t believe you literally researched how to tell a cup size

[Midoriya Izuku 5:33 AM] Telling cup size would be different on a guy obviously so dont try it because we would all be As

[Midoriya Izuku 5:34 AM] I couldn’t sleep what did you expect

[Bakugou Katsuki 5:34 AM] I didn’t expect you to look up how to measure someone’s boobs

[Midoriya Izuku 5:34 AM] Whoops

[Bakugou Katsuki 5:34 AM] what if Uraraka saw that on your search history and thought you were gonna give her some kind of physical or something like some weirdass doctor

[Midoriya Izuku 5:34 AM] One step ahead of you

[Midoriya Izuku 5:34 AM] I went on incognito mode. I’m not a fool nor born yesterday

[Bakugou Katsuki 5:34 AM] good idea

[Midoriya Izuku 5:34 AM] She’ll never know

[Bakugou Katsuki 5:34 AM] unless you guys somehow swap phones and she pulls up this conversation

[Bakugou Katsuki 5:34 AM] Don't ask me why you guys would swap phones

[Midoriya Izuku 5:35 AM] note to self: don’t swap phones with uraraka

[Bakugou Katsuki 5:35 AM] She’d see where you said you thought she had a nice ass

[Midoriya Izuku 5:35 AM] I’m never swapping phones

[Bakugou Katsuki 5:35 AM] she probably talks about how fucking weird all those all might figures are

[Midoriya Izuku 5:35 AM] they aren’t weird. They’re charming

[Bakugou Katsuki 5:35 AM] whatever helps you sleep at night

[Bakugou Katsuki 5:35 AM] how the fuck do you fall asleep to thousands of little all mights staring at you

[Bakugou Katsuki 5:35 AM] imagine what those all mights have seen

[Midoriya Izuku 5:35 AM] I guess I’ve just grown very accustomed to them since i've had them for years

[Bakugou Katsuki 5:35 AM] tell inko that I said to stop buying them it’s getting creepy

[Midoriya Izuku 5:36 AM] I’m not telling her shit

[Bakugou Katsuki 5:36 AM] but we already see the real thing everyday why do you need so many of them

[Midoriya Izuku 5:36 AM] I don’t enjoy being questioned like this

[Bakugou Katsuki 5:36 AM] it’s just a bit strange

[Midoriya Izuku 5:36 AM] ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Bakugou Katsuki 5:36 AM] I wonder if anyone else has all might figurines here

[Bakugou Katsuki 5:36 AM] Todoroki probably has some to piss off endeavor

[Midoriya Izuku 5:36 AM] I would do that too

[Bakugou Katsuki 5:36 AM] same

[Midoriya Izuku 5:37 AM] we have to get up in less than 30 minutes,,,,

[Bakugou Katsuki 5:37 AM] I have to act like I’m sleeping so Kirishima doesn’t beat my ass

[Midoriya Izuku 5:37 AM] maybe I can catch an early shower so I won’t have to run into Mineta

[Bakugou Katsuki 5:37 AM] do it

[Bakugou Katsuki 5:37 AM] I take my shower at night but Kirishima takes his in the morning so he wakes up at 5:55

[Midoriya Izuku 5:37 AM] Wow so early

[Midoriya Izuku 5:37 AM] Mkay well I’m off

[Bakugou Katsuki 5:37 AM] time to act like I slept all night and I was “healthy”

[Midoriya Izuku 5:38 AM] Catch you later Kacchan

[Bakugou Katsuki 5:38 AM] see you later Deku

Chapter Text

Prompt: Dabbing Contest




[Eijirou IOwO] LISTEN UP I HAVE TH E BEST DAB IN CLASS 1-A DONT BELIEVE KAMINARI

[Pottable Charger] I THINK ITS ME SORRY SIR

[Portabke Speaker] KAMINAEIS DAB IS THE BEST DON @ ME

1Icy Hoe] WHY IS EVERYONE AGGRESSIVELY DAVBING I DONT GET IT

[Soggy Briccoli] Uh ecuse me but i think my dab at has the best angle

[2007 emo] I only dab for death

[Bakubaby] I wholeheartedly believe my boyfriend is the bast dabbed here

[Eijirou OwO] Ill give uo my dab title for bakugou because he has a pretty clean dab tbh

[Mama Makeout] this is a big mess

[Ivy Hoe] Kaminaris angle is a bit high but other than that it is a godtier bab

[Peppa Pig] ONLY ONE WAY TO SOLVE THIS PROBLEM

[Invisalign] A BADDIGN CONTEST

[Poryable Charger] FUCK YOU GUYS MY DAB IS GREAT  

[Cutest Furry] that isn’t a good idea but okay

[Portable Charger] HAGAKURE Y E S

[INvisalign] a dabbing conteast is genius what are you talking  aboit

[Bakubaby] I cant believe you guys are going to make me sufger and sit through this

[Tentacle boy } ill vore this chanllenge

[Mama Makeout] this really isnt a hood idea but okay i guess

[Icy Joe] Momo this is the best idea ever what are you talking about

[Tentacle Boy] i jst realized how impossible it is for me to dab

[Paul Blart] inally an idea i enjoy

[2007 emo] Shouji has the ultimate dab i guess

[Snow White] I know it doesnt seem that i can dab very well but i can so fight me

[Cutest Furry] I wonder if my tail will allow itself to dab

[Invisalign ] test it at the contest bitch

[Baise Britale] well i guess ill play too

[Douchegbaygueetee ] THE GAYS O  W J THE BAD DONT EVEN COME AT ME

[Portabke Charger] Sero should do g r e a t

[Icy Hoe] Bakugou will win i guess

[Bakubaby] being gay is my new quirk

[Scotch Tape] My bdab is the best because i shoot out tape at the same time

[MamaMakeout] well someone is ging to have to show me how to dba

[Eijirou OwO] sound like a stick y dab

[Sugr Daddy UwU] looks like i h a v e to join this

[Portable Charger] yum stick

[Uranus] this is going th be the best thing that has ever occured in tbis chool

[Invisalign ] Common room. 5 minutes. Be down there or die. O

[Keemit the forg] I wonder if i can mane my tonuge dab

[Scotch Tape] hey mineya can your balls dab

[Baise Brutale] guess we have to find out

[Icy Hoe] aounds ljke f y n

[Paul Blart] im not really sure if i want to see that

[Soggy Briccoli] why nit iida

[Mama Makeout] mag i be a judge

[Icy Hoe] i dont see why not mkml

[Portable Charger] that sojnds find to me momo

[Portable speaker] I BET MY HEADPHONE FUCKERS CAN DAB

[Kermit the frog] my headphone fuckers

[Uranus] im just going to dab like a normal human in society

[Sugar Daddy UwU] My muscles can dab

[2007 emo] im going to make dark shadown dav and he cant say anything about it

[Eijirou OwO] how the fuck do musclkes dab

[Icy Hoe] by dabbing

[Bakubaby] whike you dab your myscles bad with you

[Eijirou OwO] oh i understand

[Sugar Daddy UwU] no i mean t my nor arm muscles

[Icy Hoe] are you sure you understand becayss i still dont

[Uranus] Magne i can dab with me foog

[Douchebaguette] maybe my naval laser can dab

[Kermit the frog] dabbjng eith your foot sounds fun

[Mama Makeout] im stilm just going to judge because i just want to watch everyone

[Paul Blart] i shall also judge

[Bakubaby] this isnt fucking fair you guys are going to really fcking juste us

[Eijirou OwO] I think its fair

[Portabke Charger] we need them to speak the truth Bakugou. They have to really judge ys

[Peppa Pig] my acid will burn everuyones arms off so they cant dab dont fucking try me i deserve the tittle of best dabber

[Icy Hoe] what is i just make a starue of someone dabbing out of my ice

[Uranus] i dont know i really wanna win, Mina

[Portable Charger] I WILL FUCKIG ELECTOCUTE EVERYONE

[Peppa Pig] Victory will be mine homes

[Bakubaby] Wlctrocute me asshole i dare you

[EiirouvOWO] NO DONT

[Mama Makeout] we cant do one nice thing togetehr without death being hreathend

[INVISalign] Ovirou i will n o t spare you

[Paul Blart] why death

[Soggy broccoli’ my dab is superoiro to urarakas already so im not worried

[Cutest Furry] maybe i want to die, Hagakure

[Uranus] ill make you eat your fucking words Deku

[Kermit the frog] mmmm words yummy

[EIjirou OwO] bakiugou lets mteam up for iltoimate dav

[Bakugou] Ultimate gay dab?

[Bakubaby] im good. Tok mych gay

[Eijirou OwO] I thought you love d me :(

[Icy Hoe] obviously if he wont dab with you he doesnt live you

[Icy Hoe] i wish momo would dab with me but shes in a m o o d

[Douchebaguette] WRONG THERES NEVER ENOUGH GAY

[=ortable Charger] Bakugou and Kirishima are the uktimate gays

[Eijieou OwO] I just wanted a soecial dab with my special amn but n o

[Icy Hoe] guys look forard im gonna dav

[Mama Makeout] somid dab but dog good enough

[Mama Makeiut] Sorry Shito

[Sugar Daddy UwU] this is a cruel contest

[Scotch Tape ] Kirishima Ill dab with you

[Portable Speaker] Hey denki, may i have this dab

[Protable Charger] of course my love

[Eijirou OwO] Ill take you ip on that offer sero

[Bakubaby] sero dont steal my fucking man you asshole

[Eijirou OeO] hmm should have thought of that when you didnt want to dab with me <3

[Icy Hoe] you should have dabbed with him

[Paul Blart] now this is a whole mess

[Baise Brutale] i disagree. This is pure art sir.

[Scotch Tape ] we’re just dab pals dont worry bakugou

[Keemit the frog] Tokoyami would you like to dab with me

[:007 emo] sure

[Peppa Pig] tbis is beautiful

[Invisalign] Ojirou i know i said i wouldnt spare you but please dab with me

[Mama Makeout] this is dab overlord theres like thirteen people dabbing at the same time my mind is so shook

[Paul Blart] as i am scanning the crowd i am seeinf some cery gkod ones

[Shouji] Too much dab

[Snoew Hite] Is my dab good????

[Mam Makeout] My vote goes to Shouji. He has about 8 times the dab

[Portable ChRger] brace of you to say Momo.

[Eijirou OWo] Tgis contest is bullshit i was the one who dame up with the double dab

[Icy Heo] this is rigged

[Uranus] sorry i dont have multiple arms

[Eijiro OwO] EVERYONE LETS HOIN TOGETHER IN ONE BIG DAB

[Kermit the forg] i used my fucking tongue and stood on top of Tokoyami while he was dabbing

[Poryable Garger] NKW THIS IS A FINALE

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Monday 5:39 AM

[Portable Charger 5:39 AM] Bakubaby made eggs for everyone so vore them while you can

[Icy Hoe 5:39 AM] how early does Bakugou wake up everyday that he has time to make eggs for everyone

[Portable Charger 5:39 AM] too early

[Eijirou OwO 5:40 AM] knowing him, he was probably already up and just got tired of waiting for me to wake up so he left

[Mama Makeout 5:40 AM] I’m coming down

[Uranus 5:40 AM] I was kept up by Deku’s phone last night so I wonder who he was texting????

[Paul Blart 5:40 AM] as heroes and students it is important that we go to bed at reasonable times. We need to sleep in order to grow stronger.

[2007 emo 5:40 AM] sleep is for the weak

[Soggy Broccoli 5:40 AM] all of a sudden I’m craving eggs and silence

[Invisalign 5:40 AM] silence?

[Uranus 5:40 AM] all of a sudden I’m craving sleep but did I get any? NO

[Kermit the frog 5:40 AM] man you really buttered her egg rolls

[Portable Charger 5:40 AM] rocked her socks

[Soggy Broccoli 5:40 AM] i’m just as tired as you are uraraka

[Uranus 5:40 AM] you were the one who chose to stay up texting Bakugou. And you were rude and left the light of your phone on high and I can't sleep with the light on and you know this, Izuku.

[Soggy Broccoli 5:40 AM] this is turning out to be a fantastic morning

[Icy Hoe 5:40 AM] oh shit she called him Izuku

[Paul Blart 5:40 AM] do not encourage fighting, Todoroki

[2007 emo 5:40 AM] iida stop being a coward

[Portable Speaker 5:41 AM] midoriya was texting? Kaminari was playing minecraft all fucking night with the sound all the way up because “it’s like asmr”

[Cutest Furry 5:41 AM] I had invisible feet in my face when I woke up so that was cool

[Portable Charger 5:41 AM] Okay but Kyouka said she was chill with me playing Minecraft

[Portable Charger 5:41 AM] you better be chill with me playing Minecraft

[Portable Speaker 5:41 AM] I said i was fine with it for a little bit. You didn’t even sleep and you’re still playing Minecraft

[Portable Charger 5:41 AM] REAL COWARDS DONT MINE AT NIGHT

[Bakubaby 5:41 AM] DONT FUCKING MINE AT NIGHT

[Portable Speaker 5:41 AM] kill me i’m so tired

[Uranus 5:41 AM] I’m going to personally come down there and throw eggs

[Icy Hoe 5:41 AM] we don’t throw hands we throw eggs

[2007 emo 5:41 AM] when I was born was I hatched from an egg?

[2007 emo 5:41 AM] I need to call my mom.

[Soggy Broccoli 5:41 AM] You never knew? Like your mom never told you how you were born?

[2007 emo 5:41 AM] I’ve never been interested in my own birth

[2007 emo 5:41 AM] the overlords didn’t want me to be too invested

[Cutest Furry 5:41 AM] everyone here has lost their GODDAMN MINDS

[Mama Makeout 5:41 AM] my mind is still here

[Peppa Pig 5:42 AM] Oh my Bakugou is tokoyami going to seriously call his mom at 5:42 AM to find out how he was born

[Kermit the frog 5:42 AM] he is doing it right now

[Bakubaby 5:42 AM] doctor eggman from Sonic

[Portable Charger 5:42 AM] Dr. Eggman is my slim thicc king.

[Kermit the frog 5:42 AM] Dr. Eggman is mad thicc

[Tentacle Boy 5:42 AM] I have no idea why this is making me laugh

[Invisalign 5:42 AM] he’s lightly chuckling

[Icy Hoe 5:42 AM] IIDA IS SONIC

[Scotch Tape 5:42 AM] Iida can only be Sonic if he rolls into a ball while he runs

[Paul Blart 5:42 AM] I’ll accept this role

[Mama Makeout 5:42 AM] can I be Amy

[Icy Hoe 5:42 AM] no

[Uranus 5:42 AM] this is a mess

[Soggy Broccoli 5:43 AM] Listen up. I’m Tails

[Kermit the frog 5:43 AM] TODOROKI IS BLAZE

[Icy Hoe 5:43 AM] FUCK YEAH I'LL TAKE IT

[Icy Hoe 5:43 AM] god I’m tired why am I doing this

[Bakubaby 5:43 AM] fuck you I wanted to be blaze

[Icy Hoe 5:43 AM] you can be fucking shadow or something

[Bakubaby 5:43 AM] I don’t want to be fucking shadow

[Eijirou OwO 5:43 AM] I’m Knuckles

[Portable Charger 5:43 AM] I’m just the rings that Sonic collects

[Portable Speaker 5:43 AM] I’m the sound effect that plays when Sonic collects a ring

[Cutest Furry 5:43 AM] I want to be silver

[Mama Makeout 5:43 AM] I’ll be Rouge then.

[Kermit the frog 5:43 AM] MINA IS CREAM THE RABBIT AND SERO IS CHEESE

[Scotch Tape 5:43 AM] I’M DOCTOR EGGMAN

[Icy Hoe 5:43 AM] wait

[Icy Hoe 5:43 AM] BAKUGOU IS FUCKING VECTOR THE CROCODILE

[Eijirou OwO 5:43 AM] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Bakubaby 5:43 AM] I’m not okay now

[Uranus 5:43 AM] I’m metal sonic because I want to vore everyone here

[Scotch Tape 5:43 AM] I can’t believe Knuckles and Vector are dating

[Icy Hoe 5:43 AM] can’t believe my otp is real

[Kermit the frog 5:43 AM] i

[Portable Charger 5:43 AM] I can't believe I’m an actual fucking ring

[Mama Makeout 5:44 AM] after he said that I actually had to leave the room

[Portable Speaker 5:44 AM] I can’t believe the rings and Doctor Eggman got married

[Icy Hoe 5:44 AM] we love good food

[Portable Charger 5:44 AM] and that shits canon

[Cutest Furry 5:44 AM] oh my

[Kermit the frog 5:44 AM] oh my bakugou

[Cutest Furry 5:44 AM] see I thought that was a bad idea and that’s why I didn’t say it

[Invisalign 5:44 AM] I’m Amy

[Portable Charger 5:44 AM] if you think about it you are now all Iida’s bitches

[Mama Makeout 5:44 AM] I don’t think much has changed

[Soggy Broccoli 5:44 AM] Bold of you to assume we weren’t his bitches before

[Uranus 5:44 AM] maybe you should be Bakugou’s bitch since you are always shoved up his ass, Deku

[Uranus 5:44 AM] wow I’m tired

[Soggy Broccoli 5:44 AM] Oh my god I’m getting breakfast

[Kermit the frog 5:44 AM] I’m imagining that Uraraka was just aggressively texting next to Midoriya this whole time in her room.

[Eijirou OwO 5:44 AM] hey there’s still some eggs left and bakugou makes some bomb ass eggs so come get them

[Icy Hoe 5:44 AM] shit boys it’s really going egg in here

[Mama Makeout 5:44 AM] Shouto why.

[Portable Charger 5:44 AM] bomb ass eggs. Are they good or do they have literal bombs? It’s always a surprise with Bakugou :)

[Eijirou OwO 5:45 AM] Not only are they hella good but Bakugou is a literal bomb so that automatically makes them bomb ass eggs

[2007 emo 5:45 AM] ass eggs

[Kermit the frog 5:45 AM] I shouldn’t be laughing so hard at ass eggs

[Portable Charger 5:45 AM] ASS EGGS I CAN'T

[Baise Brutale 5:45 AM] you all need sleep

[Icy Hoe 5:45 AM] I mean we have class soon so we really can’t

[Paul Blart 5:45 AM] I don’t like the sound of ass eggs

[Cutest Furry 5:45 AM] idk surprisingly these are some good ass eggs

[Soggy Broccoli 5:45 AM] Iida whispered ass eggs with a very confused face and tone and I’m laughing s o hard

[Icy Hoe 5:45 AM] mmm ass down

[Icy Hoe 5:45 AM] egg is now down and down is now egg

[Portable Charger 5:45 AM] this is some bomb ass down

[Cutest Furry 5:45 AM] we have to go egg to ua

[2007 emo 5:45 AM] let's just do this in class just to confuse the teachers

[Portable Charger 5:45 AM] if we don’t does Ua even exist?

[Bakubaby 5:45 AM] god I hate this

[Kermit the frog 5:45 AM] Aizawa is going to stab us but if you want to die then sure

[Icy Hoe 5:45 AM] go big or go home

[Portable Charger 5:46 AM] we can't exactly go home

[Icy Hoe 5:46 AM] go big or go dorm

[Portable Speaker 5:46 AM] i

[Portable Speaker 5:46 AM] I hate this conversation

[Mama Makeout 5:46 AM] think of the conversations feelings

[Portable Charger 5:46 AM] maybe the conversation hates you

[Portable Speaker 5:46 AM] yeah nothing has changed. I hate this conversation

[Uranus 5:46 AM] I agree

[Icy Hoe 5:46 AM] well you guys aren’t happy campers

[Kermit the frog 5:46 AM] seeing Todoroki this happy scares me

[Mama Makeout 5:46 AM] it is a bit strange

[Cutest Furry 5:46 AM] infuse him with coffee

[Paul Blart 5:46 AM] he would die?

[Bakubaby 5:46 AM] good

[2007 emo 5:46 AM] that’s wrong

[Icy Hoe 5:46 AM] your opinion is invalid

[Mama Makeout 5:46 AM] Let’s not do death right now

[Cutest Furry 5:46 AM] I agree.



Monday 11:47 AM]

[Peppa Pig 11:47 AM] guys i really want to go out and buy some play-doh

[Portable Charger 11:47 AM] well I mean if you went right now Aizawa would vore you whole but like we could ask Aizawa later???

[Icy Hoe 11:47 AM] why do you want play-doh?

[Bakubaby 11:47 AM] who doesn’t want play-doh

[Peppa Pig 11:47 AM] I was thinking about black play-doh because i can n e v e r find it anywhere and now i want play-doh

[Icy Hoe 11:47 AM] I’m gonna ask Momo if she can make black Play-Doh.

[Portable Charger 11:47 AM] I’d vore for black play-doh

[Eijirou OwO 11:47 AM] I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO COULD NEVER FIND BLACK PLAY-DOH

[Icy Hoe 11:48 AM] she can make play-doh but not right now

[Portable Charger 11:48 AM] we want it now

[Icy Hoe 11:48 AM] well you have to wait patiently

[2007 emo 11:48 AM] emo play-doh

[Peppa Pig 11:48 AM] why do we have to wait

[Icy Hoe 11:48 AM] I’m not sure she just doesn’t want to do it right now

[Bakubaby 11:48 AM] coward

[Paul Blart 11:48 AM] I spot peer-pressure

[Kermit the frog 11:48 AM] i

[Kermit the frog 11:48 AM] Welcome iida

[Invisalign 11:48 AM] genius idea incoming

[Invisalign 11:48 AM] play-doh perfume

[Icy Hoe 11:48 AM] so you’d smell like wet sock

[Portable Charger 11:48 AM] Shigarakis signature smell

[Invisalign 11:48 AM] how dare you. Play-doh smells amazing

[Cutest Furry 11:48 AM] Hagakure I love you a lot ,but if you came up to me smelling like salty, sad play-doh I couldn’t be around you

[Invisalign 11:48 AM] At least I would smell like play-doh

[Kermit the frog 11:49 AM] okay but why?

[Kermit the frog 11:49 AM] just why

[Portable Speaker 11:49 AM] I’m siding with Hagakure on this one.

[2007 emo 11:49 AM] a good doh time

[Portable Charger 11:49 AM] wet sock

[Portable Charger 11:49 AM] sorry but I’m with Ojirou. I can't do wet sock.

[Icy Hoe 11:49 AM] yum

[Portable Speaker 11:49 AM] Oh well. Bye Denki

[Invisalign 11:49 AM] guys there’s an easy way to settle this. Stand on the side of the cafeteria that you agree with. The entrance is “play-doh smells bad” and the lunch rush sign side is “play-doh smells good”

[Invisalign 11:49 AM] Wait hold on i’m asking present mic for help

[Bakubaby 11:49 AM] well the signs are by Monoma so I’m not fucking going over there

[Portable Charger 11:49 AM] I’m not okay with this

[Icy Hoe 11:49 AM] look what the play-doh has started

[Soggy Broccoli 11:50 AM] Midnight looks beyond done while Present Mic is screaming right next to her

[Bakubaby 11:50 AM] is anyone going to wake up round-face because she’s been sleeping this whole lunch block

[Soggy Broccoli 11:50 AM] I will. I’m pulling up kidz bop juju on that beat right now

[Kermit the frog 11:50 AM] okay something’s seriously wrong with Uraraka because she just snapped Midoriya's phone and didn’t get up to Kidz Bop

[Cutest Furry 11:50 AM] I told you guys we lost our fucking minds

[Scotch Tape 11:50 AM] Did Midoriya just leave??

[Bakubaby 11:50 AM] yes

[Icy Hoe 11:50 AM] Momo and Iida are going after him so

[Baise Brutale 11:50 AM] poor broccoli boy

[Peppa Pig 11:51 AM] Well this took a turn

[2007 emo 11:51 AM] we should have our own show with all the stuff that happens here

[Icy Hoe 11:51 AM] so many people would watch us

[Cutest Furry 11:51 AM] yeah

[Bakubaby 11:51 AM] round face really fucking snapped like that

[Eijirou OwO 11:51 AM] I hope things are okay

[Kermit the frog 11:51 AM] Me too. She’s always so happy it’s weird to see her this gloomy.

[2007 emo 11:51 AM] well I’m not waking her up this time

[Icy Hoe 11:51 AM] I’ll do it.

[Invisalign 11:51 AM] No. Just let her sleep for now. The teachers can help us later

[Portable Charger 11:51 AM] I don’t think her anger is directed towards us but go off sis

[Bakubaby 11:51 AM] Don’t say that ever again

[Portable Charger 11:51 AM] go off sis

[Icy Hoe 11:51 AM] go off sis

[Kermit the frog 11:51 AM] go off sis

[Portable Charger 11:52 AM] I have found my people



Monday 6:59 PM

[Bakubaby 6:59 PM] I don’t normally speak out on these things, but the lack of texting in this group chat is making me a bit concerned and you are never going to fucking hear that coming from me again

[Eijirou OwO 6:59 PM] I think the lack of sleep from the weekend is catching up to us

[Icy Hoe 6:59 PM] I fell asleep when we got home and when I woke up I thought it was another day

[Mama Makeout 6:59 PM] I’ve been staring at my ceiling.

[Icy Hoe 6:59 PM] sounds like a lot of fun

[Kermit the frog 6:59 PM] Uraraka and Aoyama are fast asleep on the couch

[2007 emo 6:59 PM] pretty much everyone's upstairs and sleeping. Like not too many of us are awake besides the people texting. Ojirou texted me earlier saying he was going to sleep.

[Mama Makeout 6:59 PM] I mean I guess it is healthy to fall asleep right now I guess

[Portable Speaker 6:59 PM] I can’t sleep

[Bakubaby 6:59 PM] Kirishima just ate a bunch of melatonin gummies and so did I so we are both going to bed. Goodnight bitches.

[Icy Hoe 6:59 PM] another early night I guess. I remember Kaminari telling me that he was going to sleep with Jirou when we were texting earlier

[Mama Makeout 6:59 PM] you guys were texting again

[Icy Hoe 6:59 PM] we normally do

[Kermit the frog 6:59 PM] Sero has now fallen asleep next to Aoyama and Uraraka and I’m not getting them up

[Kermit the frog 6:59 PM] Todoroki where is Midoriya by the way?

[Icy Hoe 7:00 PM] he wanted to have some alone time so he shut off his phone and put it away and went to his room. He’s probably asleep. I just know he didn’t want his phone right now

[Mama Makeout 7:00 PM] sleep sounds ideal

[Mama Makeout 7:00 PM] that’s what I shall do

[Icy Hoe 7:00 PM] goodnight Momo

[Mama Makeout 7:00 PM] goodnight Shouto

[Kermit the frog 7:00 PM] at least this means they won’t mine at night

[2007 emo 7:00 PM] true

[2007 emo 7:00 PM] we can’t have people mine at night

[Kermit the frog 7:00 PM] only cowards don’t mine at night

[2007 emo 7:00 PM] call me a coward

[Icy Hoe 7:00 PM] what

[Kermit the frog 7:01 PM] what?

[Icy Hoe 7:01 PM] I’m going sleep

[Kermit the frog 7:01 PM] goodnight

[2007 emo 7:01 PM] goodnight

[Snow White 7:01 PM] remember not to mine at night!

Chapter Text

Tuesday 6:05 AM

[Portable Charge 6:05 AM] rise and shine fuckers I’ve been up since 4:20

[Eijirou OwO 6:05 AM] sucks to suck

[Portable Charger 6:05 AM] you think waking up at 4:20 AM sucks? You must be a coward.

[Eijirou OwO 6:05 AM] okay listen here i never really wake up in the middle of the night. I’m a heavy sleeper. So waking up at 4:20 AM wasn’t very enjoyable.

[Eijirou OwO 6:05 AM] i was having a nice dream about ducks too

[Portable Charger 6:06 AM] pussy

[Cutest Furry 6:06 AM] oh my god it’s too early for this shit

[Scotch Tape 6:06 AM] I agree

[Icy Hoe 6:06 AM] I just got up and all I see is texts about weed this isn’t how I want the day to go

[Portable Charger 6:06 AM] who are you? Iida or something?

[Paul Blart 6:06 AM] I take offense to that.

[Uranus 6:06 AM] I mean he isn’t wrong

[Portable Charger 6:06 AM] see at least someone agrees with me

[Bakubaby 6:06 AM] that’s a shocker

[Portable Charger 6:06 AM] a shocker you say ;)

[Portable Charger 6:06 AM] that could be used as a pun my good sir

[Portable Speaker 6:06 AM] does anyone want to hear something thats a true shocker

[2007 emo 6:06 AM] I don’t see why not considering today is already a shit show

[Portable Speaker 6:07 AM] I’m in a good mood this morning S H O C K E R

[Mama Makeout 6:07 AM] wow that really is shocking

[Kermit the frog 6:07 AM] as soon as I see Kaminari I’m going to beat his entire ass because he woke me up at 4:20 and I couldn’t sleep and I’m not having that

[Portable Speaker 6:07 AM] denki didn’t sleep shock me last night or wake me up so today might actually be good

[Icy Hoe 6:07 AM] damn sisters are really snapping this week

[Bakubaby 6:07 AM] Todoroki shut the fuck up

[Portable Charger 6:07 AM] see that’s because I didn’t sleep Jirou.

[Eijirou OwO 6:07 AM] i’m feeling kinda crabby

[Portable Speaker 6:07 AM] well that makes me slightly sad and not as happy

[Bakubaby 6:07 AM] speaking of crabby how the fuck is Round Face doing?

[Uranus 6:07 AM] considering I actually slept, great.

[Soggy Broccoli 6:07 AM] everything is fine

[Icy Hoe 6:07 AM] Midoriya how about you say that again and actually convince us this time.

[Soggy Broccoli 6:08 AM] Everything is great! We got some sleep last night too!

[Icy Hoe 6:08 AM] good enough

[Paul Blart 6:08 AM] well it’s a good thing most of us got sleep! We will be refreshed for the new day!

[Bakubaby 6:08 AM] now that I slept I can beat everyone’s ass

[Icy Hoe 6:08 AM] not a chance buddy

[Portable Charger 6:08 AM] Buddy? ;)

[Bakubaby 6:08 AM] stop that

[Icy Hoe 6:08 AM] stop that

[Mama Makeout 6:08 AM] ANYWAYS

[Eijirou OwO 6:08 AM] I’m going to make bacon i guess

[Eijirou OwO 6:08 AM] wait fuck i used all the bacon

[2007 emo 6:08 AM] looks like you got bamboozled

[Cutest Furry 6:08 AM] I feel like someone went to the store?

[Soggy Broccoli 6:08 AM] whats with everyone and bamboozling

[Invisalign 6:08 AM] what?

[Soggy Broccoli 6:08 AM] what?

[Bakubaby 6:08 AM] listen you little shit

[Soggy Broccoli 6:08 AM] fresh fuck

[Icy Hoe 6:08 AM] what,,,, just happened

[Bakubaby 6:08 AM] I finally fucking slept so I’m ready to fight any of you bitches

[Icy Hoe 6:08 AM] you really a r e n t

[Bakubaby 6:08 AM] I’m gonna shove my foot up your ass

[Icy Hoe 6:08 AM] sounds delightful

[Portable Charger 6:08 AM] kinky

[Paul Blart 6:09 AM] stop now please

[Cutest Furry 6:09 AM] dear Bakugou

[Bakubaby 6:09 AM] cut that out

[Eijirou OwO 6:09 AM] I hate everything about this

[Eijirou OwO 6:09 AM] on the bright side, ojirou was right. Someone did go to the store and bought bacon

[Mama Makeout 6:09 AM] oh yeah! I asked Aizawa if he could buy some and I guess he did!

[Portable Charger 6:09 AM] what a good dad

[Kermit the frog 6:09 AM] 10/10 dad

[Uranus 6:09 AM] would request again

[Icy Hoe 6:09 AM] I still wanna test out if I can my bacon on my skin by using me quirk

[Mama Makeout 6:09 AM] but you’d get all greasy and gross

[Icy Hoe 6:09 AM] would you still love me if I was greasy and gross

[Mama Makeout 6:09 AM] I’m at a loss for words

[Paul Blart 6:09 AM] get a dictionary?

[Bakubaby 6:09 AM] do you think she’s just gonna pull a dictionary out of her ass?

[Portable Charger 6:09 AM] I mean technically…

[Portable Charger 6:09 AM] HEY MOMO HAVE YOU EVER READ A WHOLE DICTIONARY AND DO YOU KNOW HOW TO MAKE A BOOK

[Mama Makeout 6:09 AM] economy.

[Peppa Pig 6:09 AM] Good morning I guess

[Baise Brutale 6:10 AM] good morning

[Icy Hoe 6:10 AM] wow I’m surprised. Mineta didn’t comment about Momo’s ass considering that was the topic

[Baise Brutale 6:10 AM] I mean I can

[Icy Hoe 6:10 AM] I mean I c a n roast you alive if you want too

[Baise Brutale 6:10 AM] I will not

[Icy Hoe 6:10 AM] wise decision

[Kermit the frog 6:10 AM] well that was confusing

[Uranus 6:10 AM] I agree

[Tentacle Boy 6:10 AM] It’s too early for this

[Cutest Furry 6:10 AM] I agree

[Portable Charger 6:10 AM] it’s never too early for fun

[Cutest Furry 6:10 AM] but this isn’t fun

[2007 emo 6:10 AM] you are going to hurt his feelings

[Portable Speaker 6:10 AM] kirishima would you like me to help out with breakfast again

[Eijirou OwO 6:11 AM] only if you’re going to actually help out this time

[Portable Charger 6:11 AM] damn Jirou’s gonna leave me again? Sero you’re up.

[Scotch Tape 6:11 AM] Bro I haven’t even gotten out of bed yet

[Portable Charger 6:11 AM] then I’ll come to you, the fuck?

[Scotch Tape 6:11 AM] lmao have fun picking the lock

[Scotch Tape 6:11 AM] oh wait i gave you a spare key to my room...

[Bakubaby 6:11 AM] what the fuck is going on

[Icy Hoe 6:11 AM] we are all collectively losing our minds

[Portable Charger 6:11 AM] HELL YEAH YOU DID SERO

[Portable Charger 6:11 AM] this is what being bros/husbands is about.

[Scotch Tape 6:11 AM] you’re welcome in come on over

[Mama Makeout 6:11 AM] can’t believe Sero single handedly stole Jirous man like that

[Portable Charger 6:11 AM] flaunt

[Portable Speaker 6:11 AM] well that was a short life for my good mood i just wanted to help with the goddamn breakfast

[Mama Makeout 6:11 AM] rip Jirous good mood

[Icy Hoe 6:11 AM] it lived a good life

[Uranus 6:11 AM] this is so sad. Aoyama. Play the kazoo.

[Kermit the frog 6:11 AM] WAIT DOES AOYAMA ACTUALLY HAVE A KAZOO IF SO PLEASE WHIP IT OUT IN CLASS

[Douchebaguette 6:12 AM] Have you ever heard of a token gay NOT having a kazoo? I don’t think so. Of course I’ll whip it out in class.

[Kermit the frog 6:12 AM] whip it out when we have present mic because he’d be all over that

[Icy Hoe 6:12 AM] if this doesn’t put anyone in a good mood idk what’s wrong with you

[2007 emo 6:12 AM] we love a good casual kazoo festival

[Portable Charger 6:12 AM] Coachella? Don’t know her. I only know kazoofest

[Uranus 6:12 AM] wow I love that for us.

[Soggy Broccoli 6:12 AM] I could go for a nice kazoo session

[Portable Charger 6:12 AM] serenade me with that thicc kazoo

[Kermit the frog 6:12 AM] Aoyama Yuga is the kazoo kid??? (Not clickbait) (emotional) (freakout)

[Invisalign 6:12 AM] All along we thought kazoo kid was monoma but n o it was aoyama

[Uranus 6:12 AM] I cant believe we are friends with the kazoo kid

[Douchebaguette 6:12 AM] Guys if this keeps happening I’m going to cry I’m so touched

[Uranus 6:12 AM] we are forming the love and appreciate Aoyama the kazoo kid club

[Kermit the frog 6:12 AM] y e s

[Portable Charger 6:12 AM] I’m down

[Icy Hoe 6:12 AM] I’m in

[2007 emo 6:12 AM] class 1-B could never

[Eijirou OwO 6:12 AM] I

[Peppa Pig 6:12 AM] we will remain the superior specimen

[Bakubaby 6:12 AM] Monoma can eat my ass

[Portable Charger 6:12 AM] try again.

[Mama Makeout 6:12 AM] i

[Paul Blart 6:12 AM] topic changing to how is the bacon.

[Paul Blart 6:12 AM] hey Kirishima hows the bacon doing?

[Eijirou OwO 6:13 AM] I don’t think it will be as crisp this time so that’s good

[Bakubaby 6:13 AM] that’s very good

[Paul Blart 6:13 AM] good job Kirishima! We are very proud of you!

[2007 emo 6:13 AM] he’s just making bacon. It’s not really something to be too proud of tbh

[Icy Hoe 6:13 AM] let him have this, Tokoyami

[Eijirou OwO 6:13 AM] Wow thanks Tokoyami I felt like I had something to be proud of

[2007 emo 6:13 AM] I MEAN ITS NOT LIKE YOU ARE GIVING BIRTH OR SOMETHING

[Eijirou OwO 6:13 AM] I GAVE BIRTH TO A BEAUTIFUL BACON BOY

[Cutest Furry 6:13 AM] idk cooking for the family is pretty honorable

[Icy Hoe 6:13 AM] does that make Kirishima daddy now?

[Kermit the frog 6:13 AM] no you are forever stuck in the position of daddy. Sorry I don’t make the rules.

[Eijirou OwO 6:13 AM] okay but i’ve always been daddy

[Paul Blart 6:13 AM] no matter how many topic changes it always comes back

[Peppa Pig 6:13 AM] Oh well

[Scotch Tape 6:13 AM] I think Bakugou would agree with Kirishima

[Bakubaby 6:13 AM] I mean

[Mama Makeout 6:13 AM] I’ll fight everyone here right now

[Kermit the frog 6:13 AM] Todoroki is superior daddy while Kirishima is the underling.

[Uranus 6:13 AM] well

[Eijirou OwO 6:13 AM] I’m backup daddy

[Icy Hoe 6:13 AM] in the last dying breath I take I’ll just say “Kirishima. You’ve earned your spot as daddy.” And then I’ll die peacefully.

[Kermit the frog 6:13 AM] wow that’s so heartwarming

[Icy Hoe 6:13 AM] truly incredible

[Eijirou OwO 6:13 AM] why is that making me cry

[Icy Hoe 6:13 AM] it’s a very emotional time here at UA

[Bakubaby 6:13 AM] Hes fucking crying as he’s making the bacon I don’t understand him

[Icy Hoe 6:13 AM] I mean. He’s your boyfriend.

[Portable Charger 6:13 AM] Kirishima crying over a pan of bacon because Todoroki said that when he dies he’s gonna be daddy? I felt that.

[Eijirou OwO 6:13 AM] this is the second time i’ve cried while making bacon

[2007 emo 6:13 AM] was it worth it?

[Portable Speaker 6:13 AM] he’s freaking out because he accidentally cried into the bacon

[Uranus 6:13 AM] and you think that will stop us from eating it?

[Bakubaby 6:13 AM] I just don’t care anymore

[Cutest Furry 6:13 AM] at this point I agree with Bakugou. Sometimes you just gotta give up.

[Eijirou OwO 6:14 AM] maybe my tears will add some flavor. We’ll just have to see

[Icy Hoe 6:14 AM] extra salt for the already salty bacon

[Mama Makeout 6:14 AM] yum

[Portable Speaker 6:14 AM] he keeps asking me to say sad things to him h e l p

[Bakubaby 6:14 AM] Don’t make me get my ass off of this sofa and cook the bacon myself

[Bakubaby 6:14 AM] because I’m making dinner tonight and I don’t want to make breakfast too

[Eijirou OwO 6:14 AM] no don’t come in here

[Bakubaby 6:14 AM] then stop crying over the bacon and get a damn napkin

[Eijirou OwO 6:14 AM] fucking make me

[Eijirou OwO 6:14 AM] wait no don’t

[2007 emo 6:14 AM] I walk out to come in the kitchen and all I see is a tissue box being THROWN ACROSS THE ROOM AT KIRISHIMA'S FACE

[Uranus 6:14 AM] good aim Bakugou?

[Portable Speaker 6:14 AM] for fucks sake now he’s crying harder

[Bakubaby 6:14 AM] he said make me

[Icy Hoe 6:14 AM] I mean at least he has tissues now

[Eijirou OwO 6:14 AM] i asked you to not and then a tissue box hit me in the FUCKING EYE AND IM IN PAIN

[Bakubaby 6:14 AM] IM JUST PREPARING YOU FOR THE REAL WORLD

[2007 emo 6:14 AM] I don’t think people just casually get hit in the fucking eye with a tissue box daily but go off I guess

[Eijirou OwO 6:15 AM] SINCE WHEN IS THE REAL WORLD GETTING YOUR EYES GOUGED OUT WITH A TISSUE BOX

[Bakubaby 6:15 AM] THERES SOME WEIRD FUCKING QUIRKS OUT THERE

[Mama Makeout 6:15 AM] Todoroki is laughing so hard he’s crying

[Icy Hoe 6:15 AM] okay but imagine you are fighting a villain and you don’t know their quirk and then you suddenly get hit in the eyes by tissue boxes

[Portable Charger 6:15 AM] MOMO CAN YOU DO THAT?

[Eijirou OwO 6:15 AM] for some reason that made me feel a lot better and i can’t stop laughing

[Icy Hoe 6:15 AM] I try my hardest

[Cutest Furry 6:15 AM] we gotta vore food

[Kermit the frog 6:15 AM] Kirishima is breakfast papa

[Uranus 6:15 AM] yes he is

[Eijirou OwO 6:15 AM] I think breakfast is done

[Portable Charger 6:15 AM] Sero needs to put his pants on fucking faster so I can vore bacon

[Icy Hoe 6:15 AM] does Midoriya still sit next to Uraraka at breakfast or do they sit away from each other because of the orange juice? I honestly can’t remember.

[Scotch Tape 6:15 AM] fuck pants i’ll put them on later

[Soggy Broccoli 6:15 AM] I still sit next to her. The orange juice has no effect on me

[Uranus 6:16 AM] that’s why I love him. Orange juice doesn’t stand between us. Only sleep deprivation and phone screens.

[Mama Makeout 6:16 AM] nothing better than a good orange juice shower in the morning.

[Soggy Broccoli 6:16 AM] mmm yum

 

Tuesday 8:57 AM

[Kermit the frog 8:57 AM] SOMEONE GET THIS ON VIDEO

[Kermit the frog 8:57 AM] AOYAMA REALLY JUST WHIPPED IT OUT LIKE THAT

[Kermit the frog 8:57 AM] I CANT BREATHE

[Portable Charger 8:57 AM] IM DOING IT

[Kermit the frog 8:58 AM] THIS IS AMAZING

[Uranus 8:58 AM] THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER OH MY

[Cutest Furry 8:58 AM] IM GOING TO PISS MYSELF

[Kermit the frog 8:58 AM] HES PLAYING ALL STAR IN HIS KAZOO I CANT BREATHE

[Uranus 8:58 AM] THANK GOD KAMI IS FILMING THIS

[Soggy Broccoli 8:58 AM] i can’t tell if i’m losing my mind or not but,,, is present mic singing along?

[Portable Charger 8:58 AM] HELL YEAH HE IS

[Kermit the frog 8:58 AM] who knew that the true god all along was indeed Aoyama Yuga.

[Uranus 8:58 AM] god this is beautiful

[Cutest Furry 8:58 AM] I vote he does this at lunch again to show class 1-B who’s superior.

[Invisalign 8:59 AM] yes i agree

[Uranus 8:59 AM] what a good idea

[Cutest Furry 8:58 AM] thank you

[Portable Charger 8:58 AM] TODOROKI AND BAKUGOU FELL OUT OF THEIR DESKS AND ARE ON THE FLOOR C R Y I N G LAUGHING

[Kermit the frog 8:59 AM] aoyama is really out here bringing us all together

[Uranus 8:59 AM] it really do be like that sometimes

[Eijirou OwO 8:59 AM] I’ve never seen bakugou laugh this hard ever

[Uranus 8:59 AM] it’s breathtaking really

[Kermit the frog 8:59 AM] I’ve never seen Todoroki laugh this hard either.

[Soggy Broccoli 8:59 AM] I would never think Kacchan would like this type of comedy so much but oh well

[Uranus 8:59 AM] everyone loves a good kazoo

[Cutest Furry 8:59 AM] a thicc kazoo

[Peppa Pig 8:59 AM] okay but that kazoo is huge where the hell did he get it

[Uranus 8:59 AM] honestly I have no clue

[Uranus 8:59 AM] CAN YAOMOMO MAKE US ALL LITTLE MINI KAZOOS AND IT BE LIKE SOME KIND OF CHORUS

[Mama Makeout 8:59 AM] I know what I’m doing later

[Tentacle Boy 9:00 AM] I have no idea if I can even play the kazoo

[Uranus 9:00 AM] aoyama will give you lessons

[Tentacle Boy 9:00 AM] No i mean hmm

[Soggy Broccoli 9:00 AM] will you be able to hold it up?

[Uranus 9:00 AM] o h

[Uranus 9:00 AM] sorry Shouji please delete me now

[Kermit the frog 9:00 AM] we will attempt to make a chorus

[Tentacle Boy 9:00 AM] we’ll figure something out

 

Tuesday 11:33 AM

[Icy Hoe 11:33 AM] @ Tokoyamis table. Is Aoyama going to do it again?

[2007 emo 11:33 AM] why did you text me? You could’ve just verbally asked???

[Icy Hoe 11:33 AM] didn’t want to yell

[Douchebaguette 11:33 AM] We’re at the same table

[Douchebaguette 11:33 AM] But yes I will

[Icy Hoe 11:33 AM] Great

[Bakubaby 11:33 AM] this time everyone gets to see it

[Uranus 11:33 AM] class 1-B probably heard us through the walls

[Peppa Pig 11:33 AM] god i hope they did

[Kermit the frog 11:33 AM] serenade the school with aoyama’s kazoo

[Portable Charger 11:33 AM] y e s

 

Tuesday 11:47 AM

[Icy Hoe 11:47 AM] ITS HAPPENING

[Kermit the frog 11:47 AM] WE ARE NOW SUPERIOR

[Kermit the frog 11:47 AM] KAMI YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

[Portable Charger 11:47 AM] FILMING TIME  

[Eijirou OwO 11:47 AM] okay but is it just me or does monoma look like he wants to bop instead of kill this time

[Kermit the frog 11:47 AM] I mean I don’t blame him

[Uranus 11:47 AM] it is a pretty boppin song

[Invisalign 11:47 AM] this is iconic

[Portable Charger 11:47 AM] even Aizawa is laughing

[Portable Speaker 11:47 AM] hey shouji do you hear what i hear?

[Tentacle Boy 11:47 AM] Is that Monoma singing??

[Kermit the frog 11:47 AM] THIS IS AMAZING

[Uranus 11:47 AM] Aoyama is doing it. He’s uniting the classes. Let’s all sing together.

[Scotch Tape 11:48 AM] this is proof that the gays will bring the world together

[Kermit the frog 11:48 AM] they are unifying us.

[Portable Charger 11:48 AM] let us all link arms and sing together



Tuesday 5:34 PM

[Eijirou OwO 5:34 PM] I’m pooped and ready to take a nap

[Portable Charger 5:34 PM] I would like to personally thank Aoyama for the beautiful performances from this morning

[Icy Hoe 5:34 PM] I laughed so much that my head hurts

[Eijirou OwO 5:34 PM] wait where’s bakugou is he in the common room

[Icy Hoe 5:34 PM] He's sitting next to me on the couch

[Eijirou OwO 5:34 PM] mkay i’m coming down

[Icy Hoe 5:34 PM] He says okay (he’s too lazy to get his phone out of his back pocket)

[Kermit the frog 5:34 PM] I’m surprised he’s even next to you

[Icy Hoe 5:34 PM] Aoyama really brought us together

[Soggy Broccoli 5:34 PM] you guys are sitting really close though

[Icy Hoe 5:34 PM] we are watching the video of Aoyama

[Icy Hoe 5:34 PM] don’t judge us. We can be civil.

[Uranus 5:35 PM] nothing better than two bros bonding

[Scotch Tape 5:35 PM] not to call you guys out but Bakugou is practically laying on top of Todoroki

[Mama Makeout 5:35 PM] please get off of my boyfriend

[Icy Hoe 5:35 PM] listen we are just having a good time

[Eijirou OwO 5:35 PM] I’m too tired to care

[Kermit the frog 5:35 PM] two bros chilling on a soft couch laying on top of each other because they are gay.

[Icy Hoe 5:35 PM] dOnT eRaSe My SeXuALiTy

[Kermit the frog 5:35 PM] how rude of me

[Portable Charger 5:35 PM] Watching Bakugou not blow up people is kind of amazing

[Eijirou OwO 5:35 PM] I know right

[Mama Makeout 5:35 PM] I’m surprised he’s laying on Todoroki actually. I thought it would be Midoriya or something.

[Icy Hoe 5:35 PM] honestly me too

[Portable Charger 5:35 PM] bronitiation

[2007 emo 5:35 PM] quality bro time

[Soggy Broccoli 5:36 PM] you know i’m also surprised i’m not the one laying on him

[Cutest Furry 5:36 PM] if two guys are gay is it bros before bros???

[Icy Hoe 5:36 PM] Bakugou says yes

[Eijirou OwO 5:36 PM] yes

[Peppa Pig 5:36 PM] well kirishima just got here and now he’s laying on bakugou who’s laying on todoroki

[Icy Hoe 5:36 PM] you guys are heavy

[Mama Makeout 5:36 PM] well I’m coming now too

[Uranus 5:36 PM] four man pile up? I think so

[Kermit the frog 5:36 PM] sprint down the stairs

[Soggy Broccoli 5:36 PM] please don’t sprint down stairs

[Mama Makeout 5:36 PM] I’m not I’m just leisurely coming down here

[Icy Hoe 5:36 PM] I hope Bakugou and Kirishima is okay with Momo laying on them

[Uranus 5:36 PM] I hope so because I want to see this

[Eijirou OwO 5:36 PM] Momo is my bro so i don’t care

[Portable Charger 5:37 PM] your bromo

[2007 emo 5:37 PM] no homo bromo

[Portable Charger 5:37 PM] Momo, no homo bromo

[Icy Hoe 5:37 PM] okay then

[Uranus 5:37 PM] MOMO JUST THREW HERSELF ONTO KIRISHIMA

[Mama Makeout 5:37 PM] it’s either yeet or be yeeted

[Eijirou OwO 5:37 PM] NO OFFENSE BUT THAT FUCKING HURT AND I ACCIDENTALLY SCREAMED RIGHT INTO KATUSKI’S EAR

[Icy Hoe 5:37 PM] I mean I’m at the bottom being crushed by three people but I’m enjoying it

[Portable Charger 5:37 PM] nothing better than a good crush

[Uranus 5:37 PM] I’m perfectly comfortable with my one person

[Portable Charger 5:37 PM] we can change that

[Uranus 5:37 PM] no thanks

[Eijirou OwO 5:37 PM] okay fuck I’m moving I’m weak

[Icy Hoe 5:37 PM] Bakugou says “fucking pussy”

[Mama Makeout 5:37 PM] I’m moving next to Kiri on the next couch

[Icy Hoe 5:37 PM] losers

[Uranus 5:37 PM] I feel like the reason everyone likes laying on Todoroki is because he’s so warm but also he’s cool at the same time so you get two options

[Mama Makeout 5:38 PM] yes that’s correct

[Uranus 5:38 PM] Bakugou is falling asleep?

[Icy Hoe 5:38 PM] yes he is

[Portable Charger 5:38 PM] some good bros

[Eijirou OwO 5:38 PM] lmao good luck trying to get up todoroki

[Soggy Broccoli 5:38 PM] shit kacchan promised to make dinner

[Mama Makeout 5:38 PM] for Kirishima being...hard you think he wouldn’t be comfortable

[Icy Hoe 5:38 PM] we can just order something

[Portable Charger 5:38 PM] I love how we all just use our significant others and other peoples significant others and just all cuddle together. This is friendship.

[Kermit the frog 5:38 PM] can we order pizza or something we haven’t had that in a long time

[Icy Hoe 5:38 PM] I want cold soba

[Mama Makeout 5:38 PM] you always get cold soba, Shouto.

[Eijirou OwO 5:38 PM] hmmm i’m hungry

[Uranus 5:38 PM] Deku choose something.

[Soggy Broccoli 5:38 PM] I uhh hn,mmhbn

[Soggy Broccoli 5:38 PM] Heck I don’t know why am I always the one choosing

[Cutest Furry 5:38 PM] Tsu said pizza so we are getting pizza. I’m ordering it now so there’s no going back

[2007 emo 5:38 PM] good job

[Kermit the frog 5:38 PM] Good job Ojirou

[Uranus 5:38 PM] I have a proposal

[Uranus 5:38 PM] I vote that we just eat pizza and chill out together till we go to bed

[Portable Charger 5:38 PM] good deal

[Icy Hoe 5:38 PM] Bakugou and I say yes

[Mama Makeout 5:38 PM] Kirishima and I say yes

[Kermit the frog 5:38 PM] whoever doesn’t say yes is a coward

[2007 emo 5:38 PM] I am not scared. I am not a pussy.

[Cutest Furry 5:38 PM] well I ordered the pizza and it should be coming soon so just come down at your leisure.

[Portable Charger 5:38 PM] cool cool

 

Tuesday 8:17 PM

[Icy Hoe 8:17 PM] who knew Bakugou was capable of relaxing

[Bakubaby 8:17 PM] shut the fuck up

[Icy Hoe 8:17 PM] hey now don’t be rude. We just bonded. I even cradled you in my arms.

[Bakubaby 8:18 PM] stop that

[Uranus 8:18 PM] you guys had a bonding moment! He cradled you in his arms!

[Bakubaby 8:18 PM] nope don’t remember. Didn’t happen.

[Icy Hoe 8:18 PM] well that’s quite the nuisance

[Baise Brutale 8:18 PM] wow look at me I’m Todoroki and I have to be proper

[Icy Hoe 8:18 PM] you are definitely not me

[Mama Makeout 8:18 PM] Mineta is god so basically he is everyone

[Portable Charger 8:18 PM] if Yaomomo can create anything does that make her god???

[Bakubaby 8:18 PM] I’ll take anything to make me not god anymore

[Icy Hoe 8:18 PM] god is a woman and her name is Yaoyorozu Momo

[Peppa Pig 8:18 PM] god is a woman and her name is yaomomo

[Icy Hoe 8:18 PM] glad to know we have the same religion.

[Mama Makeout 8:18 PM] wow I can’t believe I’ve been moved up from Mom to god.

[Peppa Pig 8:18 PM] oh

[Peppa Pig 8:18 PM] Who will take the mom spot now?

[Bakubaby 8:18 PM] me I guess she took god from me so I’ll take mom.

[Eijirou OwO 8:18 PM] Yaomomo may be god but i will never stop calling Bakugou god

[Mama Makeout 8:18 PM] fair trade

[Uranus 8:18 PM] Bakugou is god and Yaomomo is a goddess

[Portable Charger 8:18 PM] polytheistic

[Soggy Broccoli 8:19 PM] guys we’ve always been polytheistic remember? Because of mineta

[Kermit the frog 8:19 PM] MINETA IS MY RELIGION DON'T ERASE MY RELIGION ASSHOLES

[Icy Hoe 8:19 PM] oh yeah how did we forget

[Baise Brutale 8:19 PM] what a bunch of assholes. Forgot about god smh.

[2007 emo 8:19 PM] you guys need to go to fucking bed because Kaminari is going to wake us up at 4:20 AM because of his internal alarm clock

[Portable Charger 8:19 PM] he gets me

[Portable Speaker 8:19 PM] why does kaminari texting at 4:20 wake everyone up i dont understand

[2007 emo 8:19 PM] I keep my ringer on for my alarm

[Icy Hoe 8:19 PM] me too

[Bakubaby 8:19 PM] Kirishima keeps his ringer on and it woke me up

[Portable Speaker 8:19 PM] you guys,,, alarms bypass the ringer

[Icy Hoe 8:19 PM] not on my phone. If you turn your phone on silent it just vibrates and I can’t wake up to it

[Portable Speaker 8:19 PM] Lmao just put your phone on top of your face dumbass

[Icy Hoe 8:19 PM] oH wHy DiDnT i ThInK oF tHaT

[Bakubaby 8:19 PM] yeah I’ll try that out immediately

[Uranus 8:19 PM] well while you guys tech talk I’m gonna sleep so I can actually function tomorrow and not snap at my boyfriend like I did on Monday

[Uranus 8:19 PM] oh yeah and Bakugou? If you text him tonight I’ll beat you

[Bakubaby 8:19 PM] I’d like to see you try Round Face

[Uranus 8:19 PM] goodnight

[Soggy Broccoli 8:20 PM] She’ll attempt murder when you least expect it. Don’t underestimate her

[Paul Blart 8:20 PM] That’s charming

[Mama Makeout 8:20 PM] That’s horrifying

[Icy Hoe 8:20 PM] that really makes it sound like you have experience with that Midoriya

[Uranus 8:20 PM] goodnight

[Bakubaby 8:20 PM] OKAY GOODNIGHT

[Soggy Broccoli 8:20 PM] that’s classified information todoroki

[Icy Hoe 8:20 PM] oh

[Icy Hoe 8:20 PM] well goodnight Uraraka

[Soggy Broccoli 8:20 PM] goodnight guys!! See you tomorrow hopefully

[Mama Makeout 8:20 PM] sweet dreams guys!!! See you in the morning!!!

[2007 emo 8:20 PM] god I hope I see no one tomorrow

[Icy Hoe 8:20 PM] I don’t like to be edgy before I go to sleep

[Portable Charger 8:20 PM] I hope you guys sleep well

[Kermit the frog 8:20 PM] I hope you guys sleep

[Portable Charger 8:20 PM] oh

[Paul Blart 8:20 PM] I hope we sleep well so we are all energized in the morning!

[Bakubaby 8:20 PM] Yeah that’s probably not going to happen

[Eijirou OwO 8:20 PM] i’m feeling uhhh w o k e

[Portable Charger 8:20 PM] I mean if you and Bakugou aren’t gonna be sleeping I have some ideas that you guys could do

[Bakubaby 8:20 PM] um

[Portable Charger 8:20 PM] I MEANT LIKE TALKING AND TRUTH AND DARE AND STUFF

[Portable Charger 8:20 PM] IM ONLY SIXTEEN

[Portable Charger 8:20 PM] I think that’s my cue to go to sleep

[Eijirou OwO 8:20 PM] all of sudden i want to sleep

[Bakubaby 8:20 PM] I’m having a rough time now

[Icy Hoe 8:20 PM] well that was fun goodnight

[Kermit the frog 8:20 PM] I mean vore sleep I guess

[Mama Makeout 8:20 PM] whatever makes you happy Tsu!

[Kermit the frog 8:20 PM] yep

[Invisalign 8:20 PM] oh my god what if I ran around in the halls and made people wonder if it was a ghost

[Cutest Furry 8:20 PM] I’d actually stab you

[Bakubaby 8:20 PM] “that’s not very heroic”

[Invisalign 8:20 PM] can’t stab me if you can’t see me

[Kermit the frog 8:20 PM] at that point I’m sure one of us would find you

[Icy Hoe 8:20 PM] I’d freeze the whole building

[Mama Makeout 8:20 PM] hey do you remember that one time you froze a whole building in the beginning of the year to show your power and superiority because I do!

[Icy Hoe 8:20 PM] Babe why right now

[Icy Hoe 8:20 PM] great turn of events

[Mama Makeout 8:20 PM] goodnight Sho <3

[Icy Hoe 8:20 PM] you are right next to me but goodnight to you too.

[Tentacle Boy 8:20 PM] you had left quite the impression on everyone but at least you had the courtesy of telling me to leave the building

[Icy Hoe 8:20 PM] what can I say? I’m a gentleman.

[Bakubaby 8:20 PM] well I have a few things I could say

[Invisalign 8:20 PM] that shit kinda hurt though

[Icy Hoe 8:20 PM] I was young and immature

[Mama Makeout 8:20 PM] mhm

[Icy Hoe 8:20 PM] I’m going to kick you off of your bed

[Peppa Pig 8:20 PM] that’s so rude why would you kick god off of her bed?

[Icy Hoe 8:20 PM] because god is being r u d e

[Icy Hoe 8:21 PM] she’s just laughing

[Icy Hoe 8:21 PM] it’s unsettling

[Bakubaby 8:21 PM] your face is unsettling

[Icy Hoe 8:21 PM] You could say my mom has that same opinion

[Bakubaby 8:21 PM] well

[Snow White disliked “You could say my mom has that same opinion”]

[Snow White 8:21 PM] something about that statement rattles me

[Icy Hoe 8:21 PM] yep





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Wednesday 4:20 AM

[Portable Charger 4:20 AM] w e e d

[Portable Charger 4:20 AM]

k a t s u c c i b a k u g o u

[Bakubaby 4:21 AM] seriously do you ever shut the fuck up

[Portable Charger 4:21 AM] it’s the internal clock. You can’t stop it.

[Bakubaby 4:21 AM] oh I’ll sure as hell make it stop

[Portable Charger 4:21 AM] well that doesn’t sound inviting

[Uranus 4:21 AM] Kaminari you are a great friend and everything and I’m really glad we met but why are you doing this to us

[Portable Charger 4:21 AM] because 4:20 loves everyone

[Bakubaby 4:21 AM] well I don’t fucking love 4:20

[Portable Charger 4:21 AM] he takes offense to that

[Portable Charger 4:21 AM] it’s okay 4:20. At least I love you.

[Uranus 4:21 AM] Kaminari please sleep you’ve actually lost your mind

[Portable Charger 4:22 AM] I can't lose my mind silly goose it’s in my h e a d

[Eijirou OwO 4:22 AM] okay but dude this is very much of a dick move because there’s no need to text the group chat

[Uranus 4:22 AM] Kaminari don’t do this to yourself

[Portable Charger 4:22 AM] you are all jealous of my internal clock

[2007 emo 4:22 AM] internal clout

[Bakubaby 4:22 AM] FUCKING SLEEP NOW

[Portable Charger 4:22 AM] internal clock says no

[Icy Hoe 4:22 AM] if any of you assholes wake up Momo I’m personally going down to your rooms and freezing you myself and sticking you in the cafeteria freezer

[Eijirou OwO 4:22 AM] kill kaminari if you’re going to kill anyone. This is his fault

[Portable Charger 4:22 AM] listen up assholes the internal clock does what it wants I’m just its pawn in this sick game of life

[Invisalign 4:22 AM] wouldn’t an easy solution to this be to just not respond to kaminari so that way there isnt a spam of messages at 4:20 AM waking everyone up

[Portable Charger 4:22 AM] idk man sounds risky

[2007 emo 4:22 AM] us using our heads? Don’t think so.

[Invisalign 4:22 AM] if ojirou wakes up i’m the first one to die so everyone just shut the fuck up before i force everyone to

[Icy Hoe 4:22 AM] I’m not afraid to put everyone here in a fucking coma

[Bakubaby 4:22 AM] how about we turn off our FUCKING PHONES AND GO TO BED

[Portable Speaker 4:23 AM] Jirou is awake now so you’re all dead meat  

[Icy Hoe 4:23 AM] I’m gonna throw my phone across the room and hope for the best.

[Bakubaby 4:23 AM] have fun with that

[Uranus 4:23 AM] I heard a thump above me so I think he did it



Wednesday 5:45 AM

[Portable Speaker 5:45 AM] wake up fuckers

[Bakubaby 5:45 AM] oh trust me I’m fucking awake

[Portable Speaker 5:45 AM] I wonder why

[Uranus 5:45 AM] how's Todoroki’s phone screen?

[Icy Hoe 5:45 AM] fucking p e a c h y

[Portable Charger 5:45 AM] LISTEN YOU LITTLE SHITS IT'S THE INTERNAL FUCKING CLOCK NOT ME ASSHOLES

[Portable Speaker 5:45 AM] YOU DONT HAVE TO FUCKING TEXT THE GROUP CHAT EVERY TIME YOU WAKE UP

[Bakubaby 5:45 AM] I CAN FIX THAT PROBLEM REAL FUCKING QUICK

[Portable Charger 5:45 AM] I THINK ITS NICE WAKING EVERYONE UP AT 4:20 SO WE CAN BOND AND THE TIME OF SNOOP DOGG

[Portable Speaker 5:45 AM] get out of my fucking room

[Portable Charger 5:45 AM] no thanks I’m good

[Kermit the frog 5:45 AM] this is why I silence the group chat

[Cutest Furry 5:45 AM] wow 4:20 seems wild

[Invisalign 5:46 AM] i hear kaminari screaming

[2007 emo 5:46 AM] nothing better than a good morning argument

[Paul Blart 5:46 AM] I respect and care about everyone here but I swear to god if you don’t shut your fucking mouths at 4:20 in the morning I’m getting Aizawa and taping you all to the trees

[Scotch Tape 5:46 AM] sleep is very enjoyable and i would like some of it so,,, s t o p

[Kermit the frog 5:46 AM] wow shister snapped

[Mama Makeout 5:46 AM] I say this about every morning but it’s too early for this please just calm down

[Baise Brutale 5:46 AM] 420 is a magical number

[Bakubaby 5:47 AM] oh it’s magical alright

[Bakubaby 5:47 AM] it gives me the magical power to shove my foot down KAMINARIS THROAT BECAUSE HE WONT SHUT THE FUCK UP

[Snow White 5:47 AM] I just wanted to sleep but I had to be woken up by texts about weed and that’s not very nice

[Cutest Furry 5:47 AM] w o k e

[2007 emo 5:47 AM] I’m woke

[Kermit the frog 5:47 AM] the wokest

[Portable Speaker 5:47 AM] Kaminari has something he would like to say

[Portable Charger 5:47 AM] I’m sorry for waking up a lot of the people in the group chat in order to get lit at 4:20. I sincerely apologize for the inconvenience.

[Portable Charger 5:47 AM] we will now be getting turnt at 4:20 PM. Catch me in the common room getting woke with Snoop Dogg.

[Invisalign 5:47 AM] Jirou what the hell did you do

[Portable Speaker 5:47 AM] I don’t know what you’re talking about

[Baise Brutale 5:47 AM] I mean whatever she did worked

[Uranus 5:47 AM] 4:20 PM? I’m down

[2007 emo 5:47 AM] down to get down

[Icy Hoe 5:47 AM] down to drown

[Portable Charger 5:47 AM] also we aren’t actually doing drugs. Drugs aren’t good. Instead we will be making macaroni and cheese because that’s what good pussy sounds like.

[Bakubaby 5:47 AM] it would’ve been so much better without the last part

[Baise Brutale 5:47 AM] really? I think it added character.

[Douchebaguette 5:47 AM] I can finally get my beauty sleep in peace.

[Icy Hoe 5:47 AM] well it added something but I’m not sure if character is the word I’m looking for

[Mama Makeout 5:47 AM] temptation?

[Cutest Furry 5:47 AM] finna get turnt with my Mac and cheese

[Kermit the frog 5:47 AM] honestly me too Aoyama.

[Uranus 5:47 AM] sleep or no sleep you are still beautiful Aoyama <3

[Kermit the frog 5:47 AM] kindness is key

[Icy Hoe 5:47 AM] dude I just want sleep

[Douchebaguette 5:48 AM] Why thank you Uraraka

[Uranus 5:48 AM] no problem!

[Kermit the frog 5:48 AM] Uraraka helps me live

[Eijirou OwO 5:48 AM] it’s only 5:48 and i want the day to end already

[Mama Makeout 5:48 AM] hey um if anyone asks I’m not gonna be at school today.

[Portable Charger 5:48 AM] u h why???

[Mama Makeout 5:48 AM] stomach virus has vored me whole

[Portable Charger 5:48 AM] lol that means Todoroki gets it next

[Icy Hoe 5:48 AM] marking my calendar now

[Uranus 5:48 AM] BAKUGOUBAKUGOUBAKUGOUBAKUGOUBAKUGOUBAKUGOUBAKUGOUBAKUGOU

[Uranus 5:48 AM] CAN WE MAKE SOUP LATER FOR YAOMOMO

[Bakubaby 5:48 AM] sure

[Uranus 5:48 AM] Y A Y

[Soggy Broccoli 5:48 AM] Wha why are you so excited to make s o u p

[Uranus 5:48 AM] I enjoy making my friends feel better!

[Soggy Broccoli 5:48 AM] valid

[Bakubaby 5:48 AM] soup is fun

[Mama Makeout 5:48 AM] well that’s sweet!!!

[Kermit the frog 5:48 AM] okay but Barry Bee Benson is lowkey thicc ;)))

[Cutest Furry 5:48 AM] yes this text here

[2007 emo 5:48 AM] Tsu please stop

[Peppa Pig 5:48 AM] Tsu don’t stop

[Baise Brutale 5:48 AM] thicc legend Barry Bee Benson

[Icy Hoe 5:49 AM] Hey google. Where’s the nearest bridge?

[Eijirou OwO 5:49 AM] you guys are just upset because Tsu spoke the truth before you did

[Kermit the frog 5:49 AM] only the truth here folks.

[Uranus 5:49 AM] I CANT BREATHE

[Paul Blart 5:49 AM] I know cpr

[Portable Charger 5:49 AM] I have an inhaler

[Icy Hoe 5:49 AM] I can freeze your windpipe

[Bakubaby 5:49 AM] I can explode your windpipe

[Icy Hoe 5:49 AM] don’t try and one up me bakuhoe

[Bakubaby 5:49 AM] sucks to suck

[Eijirou OwO 5:49 AM] I can punch your windpipe

[Soggy Broccoli 5:49 AM] I can also punch your windpipe but I won’t

[Uranus 5:50 AM] I ENJOY MY WINDPIPE THANK YOU

[Kermit the frog 5:50 AM] I can measure you all with my tongue

[Paul Blart 5:50 AM] wow! I felt discomfort throughout my entire body!

[Portable Charger 5:50 AM] e w

[Tentacle Boy 5:50 AM] hmmm i feel a strong dislike for that Tsu

[2007 emo 5:50 AM] I never want to read again

[Baise Brutale 5:50 AM] I mean Tsu if you want to I won’t object.

[Kermit the frog 5:50 AM] I have limits

[Peppa Pig 5:50 AM] do you really?

[Kermit the frog 5:50 AM] yes

[Portable Charger 5:50 AM] If all of the measuring tapes and rulers go away I know where to go

[Kermit the frog 5:50 AM] I’ll finally be useful.

[Uranus 5:50 AM] t s u you are useful

[Kermit the frog 5:50 AM] I’m a powerful frog boi

[Portable Charger 5:50 AM] you are our powerful frog boi

[Kermit the frog 5:50 AM] :)

[Invisalign 5:50 AM] is anyone making breakfast today?

[Eijirou OwO 5:50 AM] Unless bakugou wants to do it, I’ll make breakfast

[Bakubaby 5:50 AM] I’ll do it because I haven’t cooked in a long time and I’m in a cooking mood

[Uranus 5:50 AM] Papa Bakugou is back

[Bakubaby 5:50 AM] if you call me papa again I’m not helping you make Yaoyorozu her soup

[Mama Makeout 5:50 AM] Dont punish me

[Eijirou OwO 5:50 AM] please don’t call my boyfriend papa

[Scotch Tape 5:50 AM] why not we love a good Papa Bakugou

[Kermit the frog 5:50 AM] Papi Bakugou

[2007 emo 5:50 AM] Sorry the only daddy I have is Todoroki Shouto

[Icy Hoe 5:50 AM] what can I say. I’m irreplaceable.

[Mama Makeout 5:50 AM] yeah you are babe

[Uranus 5:50 AM] cute

[Kermit the frog 5:50 AM] nothing better than a healthy couple I guess

[Eijirou OwO 5:50 AM] I’m,,, uncomfortable

[Kermit the frog 5:50 AM] only cowards get uncomfortable

[Cutest Furry 5:50 AM] then I’m a coward

[Portable Charger 5:51 AM] must be hard being a coward

[Cutest Furry 5:51 AM] yeah it’s pretty hard

[Kermit the frog 5:51 AM] being a coward? Sorry can't relate

[Icy Hoe 5:51 AM] We expected better from you Ojirou

[2007 emo 5:51 AM] cowards get to starve

[Cutest Furry 5:51 AM] wow I can't believe I’m being attacked like this

[Bakubaby 5:51 AM] this makes me want to gouge my eyes out with a melon baller

[Portable Charger 5:51 AM] do it

[Bakubaby 5:51 AM] okay

[Kermit the frog 5:51 AM] yeet the eyes I guess

[Uranus 5:51 AM] yeet the eyes coward

[Bakubaby 5:51 AM] okay I hear you guys chanting “yeet the eyes” please shut the fuck up

[Portable Charger 5:52 AM] Don’t be a party pooper yeet the eyes with us

[Icy Hoe 5:52 AM] I remember when my left eye was yeeted when I was younger. That was an experience

[2007 emo 5:52 AM] I’m going to bring up the fact that you guys call me the emo yet I listen to Beyoncé and Todoroki locks himself in his room listening to Pierce the Veil, yet is just Icy Hoe

[Icy Hoe 5:52 AM] listen dude I don’t make the rules

[Icy Hoe 5:52 AM] it really could be me, Bakugou, Jirou,or you for the emo spot.

[Bakubaby 5:52 AM] Tokoyami you literally wear a fucking cloak what the hell

[Peppa Pig 5:52 AM] okay but what even are the official requirements for being emo

[2007 emo 5:52 AM] locking yourself in a room and listening to Pierce the Veil.

[Icy Hoe 5:52 AM] ITS A GOOD BAND

[Bakubaby 5:52 AM] ITS A GOOD BAND

[Icy Hoe 5:52 AM] a man of culture I see

[Bakubaby 5:52 AM] you know it

[Portable Charger 5:52 AM] wow you guys really bonded huh

[Baise Brutale 5:52 AM] bonded???

[Baise Brutale 5:52 AM] I swear I’m just tired it won’t happen again

[Kermit the frog 5:53 AM] we’ll let you off this time

[Baise Brutale 5:53 AM] thank Bakugou

[Bakubaby 5:53 AM] STOP FUCKING DOING THAT GOD DAMN

[Kermit the frog 5:53 AM] its a good religion

[Uranus 5:53 AM] Kirishima is aggressively nodding his head in agreement

[Portable Charger 5:53 AM] that’s because he is gay and that’s his religion

[Uranus 5:53 AM] he yelled “Hell yeah it is!!!”

[Kermit the frog 5:53 AM] I love a good couple

[Mama Makeout 5:53 AM] Bakugou is a one man religion and it’s Kirishima’s

[Eijirou OwO 5:53 AM] damn right it is

[Portable Speaker 5:53 AM] is this like some weird form of body worship?

[Eijirou OwO 5:53 AM] oh uh

[Invisalign 5:53 AM] I mean i wouldnt call it weird

[Bakubaby 5:53 AM] good because it’s not

[Icy Hoe 5:53 AM] mmmmmm I don’t know dude

[Eijirou OwO 5:53 AM] how about this: lets not make it weird

[Portable Charger 5:53 AM] how about this: let’s make it weird

[Eijirou OwO 5:53 AM] how about this: one more wrong move from kaminari and we’ll have to have a talk

[Portable Charger 5:53 AM] how about this: if you touch me I’ll shock you to death

[Paul Blart 5:53 AM] N O T H A N K S

[Portable Speaker 5:53 AM] how about this: don’t even attempt that shit but you don’t have the guts to do it anyways

[Icy Hoe 5:53 AM] woah shit dude you just got fucking called out

[Portable Charger 5:53 AM] okay fuck you Todoroki

[Icy Hoe 5:53 AM] don't tempt me

[Mama Makeout 5:53 AM] no

[Uranus 5:54 AM] there are sometimes that I regret being here

[Eijirou OwO 5:54 AM] i’m just really tired and want to sleep

[Kermit the frog 5:54 AM] okay Uraraka that’s a bit r00d

[2007 emo 5:54 AM] a true coward wouldn’t sleep in Ectoplasm’s class

[Cutest Furry 5:54 AM] uh oh I’m a coward again

[Kermit the frog 5:54 AM] idk dude that’s kind of risky

[Eijirou OwO 5:54 AM] tokoyami is this a challenge you’re proposing

[2007 emo 5:54 AM] yes

[2007 emo 5:54 AM] do it coward

[Portable Charger 5:54 AM] finna get vored yah yeet

[Eijirou OwO 5:54 AM] fucking watch me i’ll do it

[Kermit the frog 5:54 AM] fuccing*

[Eijirou OwO 5:54 AM] tell Katsuki i love him

[Paul Blart 5:54 AM] it is not appropriate to fall asleep in a teacher’s classroom. It’s disrespectful.

[Bakubaby 5:54 AM] bye bitch it was nice knowing you

[Eijirou OwO 5:54 AM] wow that’s the most heartfelt thing you’ve ever said to me

[Icy Hoe 5:54 AM] I’m so happy I got to witness it

[Portable Charger 5:54 AM] wow I’m crying that was so sweet

[Portable Speaker 5:54 AM] “hey kaminari i fucking hate you” is the most heartfelt thing ive ever said to him

[Portable Charger 5:54 AM] whenever you say I hate you I always interpret it as “I love you” babe

[Uranus 5:54 AM] Deku why don’t you ever call me a bitch

[Icy Hoe 5:55 AM] i

[Icy Hoe 5:55 AM] yeah you fucking asshole why don’t you call her a bitch?

[Soggy Broccoli 5:55 AM] hmm something about that seems a little off

[Bakubaby 5:55 AM] I can't believe you can’t even call her a bitch, Deku. How are you even a boyfriend?

[Soggy Broccoli 5:55 AM] Hey uraraka. You’re the baddest bitch around <3

[Uranus 5:55 AM] s t o p I’m gonna cry <3

[Kermit the frog 5:55 AM] that’s the sweetest thing I’ve ever witnessed

[Soggy Broccoli 5:55 AM] see I’m a good boyfriend

[Bakubaby 5:55 AM] mediocre

[Mama Makeout 5:55 AM] how have we come to this as a society.

[Icy Hoe 5:55 AM] do you want me to call you a bitch Momo?

[Mama Makeout 5:55 AM] I’m good thank you

[Eijirou OwO 5:55 AM] wow all of this couple talk is so sweet

[Invisalign 5:55 AM] Ojirou why do you never call me a bitch

[Cutest Furry 5:56 AM] Hagakure you are the biggest bitch ever

[Portable Charger 5:56 AM] absolutely beautiful

[Portable Speaker 5:56 AM] I feel like Kaminari is physically incapable of calling me a bitch but please give it a shot

[Portable Charger 5:56 AM] you are the coolest bitch ever to walk this planet

[2007 emo 5:56 AM] woah Hallmark’s getting a little fricky I see

[Icy Hoe 5:56 AM] um Momo is being a coward and won’t let me call her a bitch

[Portable Charger 5:56 AM] TOKOYAMI IM GOING TO PISS MYSELF “FRICKY”

[Portable Speaker 5:56 AM] i’m crying that was so sweet

[Peppa Pig 5:56 AM] woah hold on let’s not urinate all over ourselves

[Mama Makeout 5:56 AM] God Todoroki you are such a big bitch

[Icy Hoe 5:56 AM] I’ll take it. Thanks babe.

[Portable Charger 5:56 AM] I’ll fucking piss on myself if I want I’m not a coward

[Douchebaguette 5:56 AM] Sometimes I desperately wish there was someone here for me that would call me a bitch, but alas that someone is not here.

[Kermit the frog 5:56 AM] Aoyama, you are such a big ass bitch

[Kermit the frog 5:56 AM] I mean that from the bottom of my froggy heart

[Douchebaguette 5:56 AM] That was so sweet. I’m crying. Thank you Tsu

[Kermit the frog 5:56 AM] anything for my big ass bitch <3

[Bakubaby 5:56 AM] I said for someone to do it one time and now we are at this shit show

[2007 emo 5:56 AM] IIDA YOU ARE THE BEST BITCH IN THE WHOLE GALAXY

[Paul Blart 5:56 AM] thanks Tokoyami

[2007 emo 5:56 AM] I thought you needed someone to tell you that so I did.

[Paul Blart 5:56 AM] well right back at you Tokoyami

[2007 emo 5:57 AM] thank you

[Snow White 5:57 AM] Tokoyami I think you are the biggest bitch anyone has ever met

[Snow White 5:57 AM] Did I do it right?

[Invisalign 5:57 AM] If anyone dare calls Kouda a bitch for the sake of this joke I will fight because this joke can never apply to him

[Kermit the frog 5:57 AM] ohhhhh Kouda,,,,

[Uranus 5:57 AM] Shouji you are such a big bitch

[Tentacle Boy 5:57 AM] Wow thank you Uraraka. That means the world to me

[Bakubaby 5:57 AM] god Deku you are SUCH A BIG FUCKING BITCH

[Icy Hoe 5:57 AM] well something about that seems off

[Soggy Broccoli 5:57 AM] Hmmm i have a feeling that it was genuine that time

[Bakubaby 5:57 AM] that’s because it was

[Soggy Broccoli 5:57 AM] festive

[Bakubaby 5:57 AM] listen bitch that was a very big compliment coming from me

[Portable Charger 5:57 AM] yes it is. The biggest compliment. Accept it with pride

[Uranus 5:57 AM] accept it with grace. It’s the highest award.

[Eijirou OwO 5:57 AM] Just accept it Midoriya. He doesn’t even call me a “big fucking bitch”

[Soggy Broccoli 5:57 AM] thank you?

[Bakubaby 5:57 AM] that doesn’t sound genuine

[Portable Charger 5:57 AM] this man reveals his feelings and you give a measly “thank you?” That’s bullshit

[Soggy Broccoli 5:57 AM] Thank you so much Kacchan

[Bakubaby 5:57 AM] you are very welcome, Big Fucking Bitch

[Icy Hoe 5:57 AM] Bakugou call me a bitch

[Bakubaby 5:57 AM] earn my respect

[Icy Hoe 5:57 AM] hey sweet cheeks call me your bitch

[Portable Charger 5:57 AM] BAKUGOU JUST STARTED WHEEZING HIS ASS OFF

[Paul Blart 5:57 AM] not the ass

[Portable Speaker 5:57 AM] TODOROKI OH MY GOD

[Mama Makeout 5:57 AM] damn you don’t even call me sweet cheeks

[Eijirou OwO 5:58 AM] Hey now, sweet cheeks is my name for bakugou

[Icy Hoe 5:58 AM] sweet cheeks is now universal

[2007 emo 5:58 AM] amazing. Spectacular

[Soggy Broccoli 5:58 AM] I now feel slightly uncomfortable

[Icy Hoe 5:58 AM] sweet cheeks

[Bakubaby 5:58 AM] Todoroki why me

[Icy Hoe 5:58 AM] love you sweet cheeks <3

[Bakubaby 5:58 AM] n o

[Bakubaby 5:58 AM] save that for your girlfriend

[Icy Hoe 5:58 AM] if I call Momo “sweet cheeks” she would smack me with her staff

[Eijirou OwO 5:58 AM] hey find something else to call bakugou. Sweet cheeks is a reserved name

[Bakubaby 5:58 AM] Nah you missed out Eijirou. Sweet cheeks is what Todoroki calls me now

[Eijirou OwO 5:58 AM] wow now im looking forward to falling asleep in Ectoplasm’s class

[Portable Charger 5:59 AM] I’m surprised he’s playing along

[2007 emo 5:59 AM] he will vore us

[Eijirou OwO 5:59 AM] That’s the point

[Icy Hoe 5:59 AM] have fun being vored. I’m gonna hang out with sweet cheeks.

[Bakubaby 5:59 AM] oh my god I think I laughed so hard I’m gonna bust a lung

[Kermit the frog 5:59 AM] bust a nut

[Eijirou OwO 5:59 AM] hey kaminari are you a coward

[Portable Charger 5:59 AM] fuck no

[Eijirou OwO 5:59 AM] then you have to fall asleep with me in Ectoplasm’s class

[Portable Charger 5:59 AM] fall asleep with you ;)))))

[Bakubaby 5:59 AM] sis that’s not it

[Eijirou OwO 5:59 AM] sis that is it. Do it if you’re not a coward

[Portable Charger 5:59 AM] anything to have the chance to fall asleep with you

[Bakubaby 5:59 AM] dhskvskebekebekw

[Portable Charger 5:59 AM] what’s wrong sweet cheeks

[Eijirou OwO 5:59 AM] What’s wrong Katsuki

[Bakubaby 5:59 AM] absolutely nothing

[Uranus 5:59 AM] he is twitching

[Eijirou OwO 5:59 AM] hm that’s odd. Do you think he might be twitching because of something that just happened?

[Portable Charger 5:59 AM] hmmm I don’t know. That is a bit odd though. But it’s a good thing I get to sleep with you

[Soggy Broccoli 5:59 AM] wow you guys

[Uranus 5:59 AM] he is s h o o k

[Eijirou OwO 5:59 AM] I’m glad I get to sleep with you Denki!

[Icy Hoe 6:00 AM] what’s wrong sweet cheeks? Need a hug?

[Bakubaby 6:00 AM] mmmmmm fuck you Eijirou

[Portable Charger 6:00 AM] what’s wrong?

[Eijirou OwO 6:00 AM] What’s the problem Katsuki?

[Bakubaby 6:00 AM] absolutely nothing

[Mama Makeout 6:00 AM] Shouto is dragging me downstairs to find Bakugou

[Eijirou OwO 6:00 AM] Then stop twitching

[Bakubaby 6:00 AM] I hfkehsibdisbskebekwbsishsisbdkdbdkdbdihssihdiddjdbdibdjddjdbdjdbeibejehelpsbsidbsibsisbsjsbsjsbdihdjdbdjdbdjdbdhsksbsidbao

[Eijirou OwO 6:00 AM] It seems to me that there is a problem. Until you’re ready to tell me I’ll be sleeping with Kaminari

[Mama Makeout 6:00 AM] Shouto is now walking very fast

[Bakubaby 6:00 AM] well Shouto needs to walk faster

[Kermit the frog 6:00 AM] he z o o m

[Portable Speaker 6:00 AM] honestly i feel like everyone is dating kaminari at this point. I’ve just stopped caring

[Uranus 6:00 AM] at this point I feel like everyone is dating everyone

[Cutest Furry 6:00 AM] okay but that’s the tea

[Mama Makeout 6:00 AM] Shouto has launched himself into Bakugou and Bakugou screamed

[2007 emo 6:00 AM] an unexpected attack

[Eijirou OwO 6:00 AM] shit wait that’s not good make sure you don’t get blown up

[Portable Charger 6:00 AM] IM GONNA SCREAM BAKUGOU IS HUGGING TODOROKI AND LOOKING DIRECTLY AT KIRI

[Uranus 6:00 AM] this is cRaZy

[Eijirou OwO 6:01 AM] HEY KAMINARI COME WITH ME

[Portable Charger 6:01 AM] we gotta win this Kiri

[Baise Brutale 6:01 AM] Makeout

[Portable Speaker 6:01 AM] kirishima just grabbed kaminari’s whole ass arm and is now dragging him somewhere

[Mama Makeout 6:01 AM] Kyouka I’m coming over by you

[Peppa Pig 6:01 AM] should we be worried?

[Portable Charger 6:01 AM] it was a firm grab

[Kermit the frog 6:01 AM] what drugs do you guys take?

[Portable Speaker 6:01 AM] Are they going to the laundry room what

[Bakubaby 6:01 AM] okay but Todoroki gives good hugs. Good job Momo.

[Mama Makeout 6:01 AM] I go for only the best

[Portable Charger 6:01 AM] suck my ass

[Portable Charger 6:01 AM] it’s warm in here suck my ass all you cold hoes

[Eijirou OwO 6:01 AM] the laundry room was a good decision

[Icy Hoe 6:02 AM] listen up hoes I can't control if I’m cold or not

[Cutest Furry 6:02 AM] uh can you start the washing machine in there I have clothes in there

[Portable Charger 6:02 AM] yeah no problem

[Eijirou OwO 6:02 AM] I’m not getting up so you do it kaminari

[Portable Charger 6:02 AM] for bros

[Bakubaby 6:02 AM] This is w i l d

[2007 emo 6:02 AM] this is amazing

[Eijirou OwO 6:02 AM] Do you guys hear that? Its,, its,,,

[Eijirou OwO 6:02 AM] d e s p a c i t o (A/N this joke will never go away fight us)

[Portable Charger 6:02 AM] DESPACITO TIME

[Cutest Furry 6:02 AM] minion time

[Icy Hoe 6:02 AM] Ojirou no

[Invisalign 6:03 AM] why

[Uranus 6:03 AM] I wonder if Aizawa can hear us and if so

[Kermit the frog 6:03 AM] she just screamed “Hey Aizawa!” If no one heard

[Icy Hoe 6:03 AM] HE SAID HEY BACK

[Eijirou OwO 6:03 AM] oh my god where is he

[Peppa Pig 6:03 AM] THAT RESPONSE ONLY RAISES MORE QUESTIONS

[Peppa Pig 6:03 AM] is he always in the dorms?? And that means he can always hear us???

[Bakubaby 6:03 AM] god this is amazing

[Mama Makeout 6:03 AM] maybe Aizawa is god

[Scotch Tape 6:03 AM] if he can always hear us i feel sorry for him

[Icy Hoe 6:03 AM] oh god remember that one time Mineta screamed “suck toes” he heard that

[Soggy Broccoli 6:03 AM] Aoyama and I were screaming to each other about cheese last night

[Baise Brutale 6:03 AM] yeah I heard

[Douchebaguette 6:03 AM] I hope Aizawa likes cheese

[Invisalign 6:03 AM] it’s only our second week here think of all the stuff he’s heard already

[Portable Speaker 6:04 AM] that night bakugou tried to kill kaminari? That bitch probably w a i t e d to come to the rescue

[Mama Makeout 6:04 AM] oh god the Makeout night n o

[Eijirou OwO 6:04 AM] this has turned from funny to downright terrifying

[Uranus 6:04 AM] im gonna scream so much more now

[Eijirou OwO 6:04 AM] Bakugou and I scream a lot at each other so I hope Aizawa enjoys that

[Portable Charger 6:04 AM] as in fighting or something else ;)

[Eijirou OwO 6:04 AM] ummm its more like “ NO I LOVE YOU MORE YOU SHIT FACE” and then it’s “THINK AGAIN ASSWAD I LOVE YOU MORE” or “HEY YOU LITTLE SHIT GET YOUR STUFF OUT OF MY BED” stuff like that  

[Uranus 6:04 AM] yeah when I scream most of the time it’s “YOUR ALL MIGHT DOLL IS FREAKING ME OUT TURN IT IN THE OTHER DIRECTION” or “GET ALL MIGHTS HAND OFF OF MY ASS”

[Invisalign 6:04 AM] oh oh! when I scream it’s usually “GET YOUR FUCKING TAIL OUT OF MY MOUTH ITS GROSS DO YOU EVER CLEAN IT” or “YOUR HAND IS ON TOP OF MY BOOB AGAIN PLEASE MOVE IT”

[Mama Makeout 6:04 AM] oh mine is “YOUR FEET ARE FREEZING MOVE IT PLEASE” or “GET YOUR COLD FUCKING HAND OFF OF MY ASS.”

[Portable Speaker 6:05 AM] oh my screaming usually sounds like “I SWEAR IF YOU SHOCK ME ONE MORE TIME I WILL STRANGLE YOU WITH MY HEADPHONE JACKS” or “STOP PLAYING MINECRAFT ITS 1 AM” or “THATS IT IM HANGING OUT WITH MOMO”

[Kermit the frog 6:05 AM] mines usually “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE SHITS. I HEAR YOU FROM DOWN THE GODDAMN HALL”

[Douchebaguette 6:05 AM] oh mine is “WHERE IN THE FUCK IS MY CHEESE”

[Uranus 6:05 AM] yeah he yells that one a lot

[Scotch Tape 6:05 AM] “I MISS KAMINARI” is mine

[Bakubaby 6:05 AM] mine is “KIRISHIMA IF YOU DON'T GET YOUR FUCKING FACE OFF MY BACK I'LL BURN YOU ALIVE”

[Bakubaby 6:05 AM] he bites

[Eijirou OwO 6:06 AM] okay but you just made that sound like its some kinky thing I do but it isn’t

[Bakubaby 6:06 AM] hmmmmm

[Eijirou OwO 6:06 AM] It fucking isn’t

[Bakubaby 6:06 AM] YOU BIT MY FUCKING BACK

[Eijirou OwO 6:06 AM] Okay i was sleeping so that was an accident LIKE ALL THE OTHER TIMES

[Bakubaby 6:06 AM] yep

[Eijirou OwO 6:06 AM] >:(

[Icy Hoe 6:06 AM] one time Momo kicked me and my whole leg was bruised

[Icy Hoe 6:06 AM] she kicks hard

[Sugar Daddy UwU 6:06 AM] did she used to play futball or something

[2007 emo 6:06 AM] all rich kids play futball

[Sugar Daddy UwU 6:06 AM] yes of course

[Mama Makeout 6:06 AM] yes. Yes I did.

[Icy Hoe 6:06 AM] I’m rich but I didn’t because I didn’t have a childhood

[2007 emo 6:06 AM] ANYWAYS

[Eijirou OwO 6:06 AM] fuck my legs are falling asleep Kaminari you have to move

[Portable Charger 6:07 AM] we should probably get up anyways considering we leave soon

[Eijirou OwO 6:07 AM] fine but you have to help me walk because both my legs died

[Portable Charger 6:07 AM] I shall

[Eijirou OwO 6:07 AM] is this how Midoriya feels

[Soggy Broccoli 6:07 AM] no because the bones in my legs get shattered

[Uranus 6:07 AM] whenever he used to break his fucking legs

[Uranus 6:07 AM] my arms are broken? Sure let’s just BREAK MY LEGS. Legs are broken? LETS BREAK MY T H U M B

[Soggy Broccoli 6:07 AM] hm i feel extremely attacked

[Uranus 6:07 AM] still love you though

[Icy Hoe 6:07 AM] the only thing that sister snapped with him was his bones

[Bakubaby 6:07 AM] i

[Soggy Broccoli 6:07 AM] all i was saying is that your legs falling asleep is drastically different from shattering your bones

[Portable Charger 6:07 AM] that fucking character from Spongebob that said that he always breaks his bones and was in a full body cast is past Midoriya

[Uranus 6:08 AM] my headcanon Midoriya

[Soggy Broccoli 6:08 AM] hey kaminari? No one asked you to speak the truth

[Portable Charger 6:08 AM] sometimes the truth hurts dude  

[Kermit the frog 6:08 AM] it hurts as much as it hurts when you BREAK YOUR BONES

[Soggy Broccoli 6:08 AM] No. No it doesn’t.

[Icy Hoe 6:08 AM] hey hey he’s grown up from that now

[Icy Hoe 6:08 AM] now he slips off of poles because of his new found power and embarrasses himself by falling on his ass in front of all of our class

[Soggy Broccoli 6:08 AM] HEY LETS NOT TALK ABOUT THAT

[Eijirou OwO 6:08 AM] todoroki and bakugou are still cuddling???

[Uranus 6:08 AM] watching them bond is pretty nice

[Icy Hoe 6:08 AM] I’m warm

[Eijirou OwO 6:08 AM] Not when you wanted to be with your boyfriend its not nice

[Bakubaby 6:08 AM] you were with chargedolt so let me have this

[Eijirou OwO 6:08 AM] Hm its okay because I get to sleep with kaminari later

[Bakubaby 6:08 AM] see it’s fair now. You have Calamari and I have Icy Hot

[Portable Charger 6:08 AM] c a l a m a r i

[Kermit the frog 6:08 AM] yum

[Eijirou OwO 6:09 AM] wait i’ll be back in like 2 minutes

[Peppa Pig 6:09 AM] oh shit he zoomed out of here

[2007 emo 6:09 AM] wait where’s he going

[Portable Speaker 6:09 AM] no one knows

[Mama Makeout 6:09 AM] well goodbye I guess

[Snow White 6:09 AM] to keep the conversation going uh

[Snow White 6:09 AM] SO HOW ABOUT THAT WEATHER AM I RIGHT

[Snow White 6:09 AM] did I do it right?

[Portable Charger 6:09 AM] SO HOW ABOUT THAT DESPACITO AM I RIGHT

[Bakubaby 6:09 AM] why

[Portable Speaker 6:09 AM] in case anyone missed it, tokoyami screeched and then aizawa yelled back “W H A T”

[Portable Charger 6:09 AM] e

[Douchebaguette 6:09 AM] Is Tokoyami okay?

[Kermit the frog 6:09 AM] mom said that it was my turn on the x-box *Tokoyami screeches*

[Portable Speaker 6:08 AM] aizawa sounds so depressed

[2007 emo 6:09 AM] oh yeah he is

[Icy Hoe 6:09 AM] I mean same

[Portable Speaker 6:09 AM] I think he just wants to yeet all of us at this point

[Uranus 6:09 AM] he still loves us though

[Kermit the frog 6:09 AM] true



Wednesday 11:47 AM

[Portable Charger 11:47 AM] okay I don’t know if anyone has noticed

[Portable Charger 11:47 AM] Monoma has been asleep in his rice for all of lunch

[Bakubaby 11:47 AM] oh yeah I’ve noticed but I didn’t want to say it out loud

[Mama Makeout 11:47 AM] Kendou is making no effort to wake him up

[Bakubaby 11:47 AM] it’s for the better

[Portable Charger 11:47 AM] I feel like if Monoma wasn’t a creep it would be bad

[Icy Hoe 11:47 AM] wait remember how a couple weeks ago we suggested replacing Mineta with Tetsutetsu?

[Portable Charger 11:47 AM] yes

[Baise Brutale 11:47 AM] y e s

[Icy Hoe 11:47 AM] Shinsou Hitoshi

[Portable Charger 11:47 AM] valid

[Cutest Furry 11:48 AM] good choice

[Peppa Pig 11:48 AM] yes i agree

[Uranus 11:48 AM] you aren’t wrong Todoroki

[Icy Hoe 11:48 AM] goodbye Mineta

[Baise Brutale 11:48 AM] fuck you guys

[Scotch Tape 11:48 AM] get yeeted grape

[Kermit the frog 11:48 AM] y e e t

[Baise Brutale 11:48 AM] I’m a changed man. You shouldn’t treat me this way anymore

[Icy Hoe 11:48 AM] occasionally changed man

[Baise Brutale 11:48 AM] I’m an occasionally changed man. You shouldn’t treat me this way anymore.

[Mama Makeout 11:48 AM] that’s better

[Scotch Tape 11:48 AM] we can yeet anyone. We just chose you

[Scotch Tape 11:48 AM] in fact, i vote that we yeet kirishima  

[Portable Charger 11:48 AM] it’s either yeet or be yeeted

[Cutest Furry 11:48 AM] it’s either yeast or be yeasted

[Kermit the frog 11:48 AM] bake me like bread

[Eijirou OwO 11:48 AM] WAIT WHY YEET ME

[Cutest Furry 11:48 AM] TETSUTETSU WE NEED YOU

[Scotch Tape 11:48 AM] your name is the first one that came to mind

[Bakubaby 11:48 AM] listen asshole we aren’t replacing my boyfriend no

[Icy Hoe 11:48 AM] then let’s replace you

[Eijirou OwO 11:48 AM] listen asshole we aren’t replacing my boyfriend no

[Bakubaby 11:48 AM] you didn’t say that earlier Icy Hoe

[Mama Makeout 11:49 AM] let’s replace mine

[Icy Hoe 11:49 AM] finally I’ve been released

[Mama Makeout 11:49 AM] I was kidding

[Uranus 11:49 AM] let’s not replace anyone

[Portable Charger 11:49 AM] even Mineta?

[Uranus 11:49 AM] even Mineta.

[2007 emo 11:49 AM] maybe even Mineta can be our always

[Soggy Broccoli 11:49 AM] wait before we decide we aren’t replacing anyone please consider: me

[Uranus 11:49 AM] the only thing I want to replace that even remotely has to do with you is your all might shit that’s everywhere watching me sleep

[Soggy Broccoli 11:49 AM] I’m never getting rid of my All Might merchandise

[Icy Hoe 11:49 AM] all might watching me sleep? Don’t threaten me for a good time

[Bakubaby 11:49 AM] he probably still has his fucking all might plushy from when he was six

[Soggy Broccoli 11:49 AM] MOVING ON

[Bakubaby 11:49 AM] IM STAYING ON THIS TOPIC FOR AS LONG AS I CAN

[Bakubaby 11:49 AM] DO YOU STILL HAVE IT OR NOT

[Soggy Broccoli 11:49 AM] HEY WHO WANTS TO TALK ABOUT SACRIFICING MINETA I DO I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT

[Uranus 11:49 AM] YOU'VE HAD IT SINCE YOU WERE SIX???

[Soggy Broccoli 11:49 AM] HAHA MINETA SACRIFICE HAHA

[Bakubaby 11:50 AM] HE USED TO CHEW ON HIS HANDS

[Icy Hoe 11:50 AM] OH MY GOD THAT'S AMAZING

[Soggy Broccoli 11:50 AM] SCREW SACRIFICING MINETA LETS SACRIFICE M E

[Uranus 11:50 AM] oh my god that’s adorable

[Bakubaby 11:50 AM] INKO HAS PICTURES SOMEWHERE OF THE BOTH OF US SLEEPING WHEN WE WERE YOUNG AND HIM CHEWING ON HIS ALL MIGHT

[Eijirou OwO 11:50 AM] HEY I NEED TO TALK TO INKO ALL OF A SUDDEN

[Soggy Broccoli 11:50 AM] KILL ME NOW JUST DO IT COWARDS

[2007 emo 11:50 AM] I kind of want to see a young Bakugou

[Kermit the frog 11:50 AM] Bakugou were you still an asshole back then?

[Bakubaby 11:50 AM] of course I fucking was I have to stay on brand

[Soggy Broccoli 11:50 AM] yes. Yes he was

[Eijirou OwO 11:50 AM] Hey tokoyami that makes two of us

[Icy Hoe 11:50 AM] being friends with Bakugou is kind of like running your tongue along a razor blade

[Soggy Broccoli 11:50 AM] Well I’m sure Mitsuki still has that picture of you kissing a frog and that’s when everyone knew you were gay

[Portable Charger 11:50 AM] Looks like I’m going to the Bakugou household

[Eijirou OwO 11:50 AM] Me too

[Bakubaby 11:50 AM] remember when you used to cradle your all might plushy in your arms? Because I do!

[Soggy Broccoli 11:50 AM] that’s a normal thing that children do asshat

[Bakubaby 11:50 AM] YOU PUSHED ALL MIGHT IN A STROLLER AND CALLED HIM MINI MIDORIYA

[Uranus 11:51 AM] wow what a good dad

[Portable Charger 11:51 AM] I want to be Mini Midoriya

[Soggy Broccoli 11:50 AM] I’m sure everyone would love to hear about Michelle

[Bakubaby 11:51 AM] DON'T YOU DARE BRING MICHELLE INTO THIS

[Eijirou OwO 11:51 AM] M i c h e l l e ?

[Icy Hoe 11:51 AM] Michelle?????

[Bakubaby 11:51 AM] don’t do it

[Soggy Broccoli 11:51 AM] Oh yes Michelle! Kacchan would put All Might in a dress and call him Michelle

[Icy Hoe 11:51 AM] it’s a shame that you didn’t realize you were gay

[Eijirou OwO 11:51 AM] Michelle sounds like an iconic queen and i need to see this in real life

[Kermit the frog 11:51 AM] she sounds hot hmu with her number :p

[Soggy Broccoli 11:51 AM] kacchan never did anything weird as a child goddammit

[Bakubaby 11:51 AM] one time I used Endeavor plushies as kick balls

[Icy Hoe 11:51 AM] I love you Katsuki

[Soggy Broccoli 11:51 AM] there was this one time he fell into this river and i tried to jump in and save him and he just got really pissed instead so he hasn’t changed one bit

[Bakubaby 11:51 AM] I didn’t want to be saved what can I say

[Eijirou OwO 11:51 AM] wow you’ve always been an asshole

[Bakubaby 11:51 AM] suck my ass Kirishima

[Portable Charger 11:52 AM] Don't tempt him

[Eijirou OwO 11:52 AM] hmmm watch me

[Bakubaby 11:52 AM] please don’t suck my ass

[Portable Charger 11:52 AM] you shouldn’t have said it

[Eijirou OwO 11:52 AM] suck toes kaminari

[Portable Charger 11:52 AM] ugh now you are tempting me

[Portable Speaker 11:52 AM] no this is where i draw the line

[Portable Charger 11:52 AM] no you just need a good succ

[Scotch Tape 11:52 AM] hm jirou just got up and walked away

[Mama Makeout 11:52 AM] she “was leaving early”

[Portable Speaker 11:52 AM] fucking hate this group chat (A/N she meant this sarcastically but i cant show this with emojis djhsjssgubergi)

[Portable Charger 11:52 AM] or maybe you just hate me mmmmm

[Portable Speaker 11:52 AM] aw don’t worry. I hate you AND this group chat

[Portable Charger 11:52 AM] awe wow that’s so sweet!

[Portable Speaker 11:52 AM] Aizawa just saw me in the hall and i saw his mood s w i n g

[Uranus 11:52 AM] s w u n g

[Portable Speaker 11:52 AM] i think its because when we leave early there’s usually something bad happening

[Icy Hoe 11:52 AM] bad or good

[Portable Speaker 11:52 AM] Bad

[Icy Hoe 11:52 AM] oh god he’s probably fast walking

[Bakubaby 11:52 AM] I see him in the distance

[Icy Hoe 11:52 AM] he's going to be shocked seeing everything be okay

[Eijirou OwO 11:52 AM] yeah today is very chill i’m not used to it

[Portable Charger 11:52 AM] I’ll change that at 4:20

 

Wednesday 4:20 PM

[Portable Charger 4:20 PM] happy 420 fuckers

[Kermit the frog 4:20 PM] I HEAR A KAZOO

[Kermit the frog 4:20 PM] AOYAMA IS PLAYING ALL STAR ON THE KAZOO

[Mama Makeout 4:20 PM] how can I hear it from up here?

[Portable Charger 4:20 PM] papa's gotta microphone

[Douchebaguette 4:20 PM] i take song requests

[Kermit the frog 4:20 PM] megalovania

[Uranus 4:20 PM] TSU WHY

[Kermit the frog 4:20 PM] it’s what god wants

[Bakubaby 4:20 PM] I never said I wanted that

[Baise Brutale 4:20 PM] but I want it and I’m also god

[Mama Makeout 4:20 PM] aoyama bust it out

[Douchebaguette 4:20 PM] you got it sisters

[Portable Charger 4:20 PM] some sick tunes

[Icy Hoe 4:20 PM] I’m not sure if I enjoy this or if I don’t

[Portable Charger 4:20 PM] you better enjoy it

[2007 emo 4:20 PM] it’s super loud on the second floor

[Portable Speaker 4:21 PM] This is very enjoyable

[Uranus 4:21 PM] I’m loving every minute of it

[Kermit the frog 4:21 PM] I love this party

[Eijirou OwO 4:21 PM] I’m jiving

[Bakubaby 4:21 PM] he’s dancing with Mina

[Peppa Pig 4:21 PM] jealous?

[Bakubaby 4:21 PM] not really considering you, Kirishima, and Sero are all dancing together in a group

[Scotch Tape 4:21 PM] join us bakubaby

[Eijirou OwO 4:21 PM] join us bakubaby

[Peppa Pig 4:21 PM] join us bakubaby

[Bakubaby 4:21 PM] ughhhhhhhh fine

[Uranus 4:21 PM] keep in mind I’m in the room with them and I am now going to film every second of it

[Kermit the frog 4:21 PM] where are you guys?

[Uranus 4:21 PM] Mina’s room

[Soggy Broccoli 4:21 PM] it’s quite a sight really

[Uranus 4:21 PM] a beautiful sight

[Soggy Broccoli 4:21 PM] hey tsu are you coming up

[Kermit the frog 4:21 PM] nah I’m bopping out with Tokoyami and Shouji and Tokoyami’s room

[Soggy Broccoli 4:21 PM] would someone mind coming to film in place of uraraka because i kinda want to dance with her

[Mama Makeout 4:21 PM] on my way

[Soggy Broccoli 4:21 PM] thanks god

[Icy Hoe 4:21 PM] I’m coming too so I can witness Bakugou acting like a jackass in person

[Icy Hoe 4:21 PM] and Momo is going

[Eijirou OwO 4:21 PM] I’d like to know what could have made you think that Katsuki is remotely close to a bad dancer

[Icy Hoe 4:21 PM] oh I never said bad. I said Jackass

[Uranus 4:21 PM] I think he means Jackass as in what he’s doing right now. Saying “I’m going to beat everyone here and step on your toes”

[Eijirou OwO 4:21 PM] once you said toes i hope you know what I thought of

[Portable Charger 4:21 PM] I will give le succ

[Eijirou OwO 4:21 PM] hey aoyama can the next song be “fuck this shit i’m out”

[Paul Blart 4:21 PM] or “wheels on the bus”

[Peppa Pig 4:21 PM] Wheels on the bus has to be a slow dance

[Portable Charger 4:22 PM] wheels on the bus it is. Slow style.

[Peppa Pig 4:22 PM] Sero you *have* to dance with me

[Scotch Tape 4:22 PM] of course

[Portable Charger 4:22 PM] glad I brought us together



Wednesday 7:56 PM

[Bakubaby 7:56 PM] Mina is asleep on my leg I don’t know what to do

[Icy Hoe 7:56 PM] you are still in her room

[Bakubaby 7:56 PM] yeah we all did except for you, Yaoyorozu, Uraraka, and Deku. The rest of us stayed.

[Mama Makeout 7:56 PM] so you, Kiri, Sero, and Mina are in there?

[Bakubaby 7:57 PM] and Kaminari. He came after you guys left.

[Mama Makeout 7:57 PM] and they are all asleep?

[Bakubaby 7:57 PM] yup

[Icy Hoe 7:57 PM] oh rip you I guess

[Paul Blart 7:57 PM] I’d understand why they would go to sleep. It is getting late and we wake up early everyday and at school we use a lot of energy.

[Bakubaby 7:57 PM] yeah. I normally wouldn’t mind, but my leg is asleep and they are all laying on me

[2007 emo 7:57 PM] well that doesn’t sound fun

[Bakubaby 7:57 PM] it’s not it sucks

[Icy Hoe 7:57 PM] well you seemed pretty tired earlier too when I was in there. Maybe you should get some shut eye?

[Bakubaby 7:57 PM] you are probably right

[Icy Hoe 7:57 PM] I normally am dude

[Mama Makeout 7:57 PM] he normally is

[Bakubaby 7:57 PM] it pisses me off how he’s right all the time

[Icy Hoe 7:57 PM] that’s why you should listen to me more

[Kermit the frog 7:57 PM] Bakugou should listen to everyone more

[Bakubaby 7:57 PM] okay rude

[Kermit the frog 7:57 PM] sometimes the truth hurts

[Bakubaby 7:57 PM] well it shouldn’t

[Peppa Pig 7:57 PM] Bakugou you move s o much what the hell

[Bakubaby 7:57 PM] my foot was asleep I wanted to wake it up

[Icy Hoe 7:57 PM] wiggle

[Bakubaby 7:57 PM] no

[Kermit the frog 7:57 PM] he has ants in his pants

[Peppa Pig 7:57 PM] I hope Sero is a heavy sleeper because I’m sleeping on him instead

[Bakubaby 7:57 PM] he is just don’t body slam him because he’s sleeping on Kaminari

[Peppa Pig 7:57 PM] yeah yeah I know

[Bakubaby 7:58 PM] I don’t want anyone to get hurt

[Portable Speaker 7:58 PM] Kaminari wont wake up if you body slam him. I thought this was proven the other day

[Bakubaby 7:58 PM] he could still get hurt though. I just don’t want anything to happen to him

[Portable Speaker 7:58 PM] it’s kinda tough to hurt him like that but understandable

[Portable Speaker 7:58 PM] wait

[Soggy Broccoli 7:58 PM] Kacchan are you really tired?

[Portable Speaker 7:58 PM] ^^

[Bakubaby 7:58 PM] yes a bit

[Portable Speaker 7:58 PM] That explains it

[Bakubaby 7:58 PM] I can be nice sometimes asshats

[Icy Hoe 7:58 PM] then I suggest you don’t end that in asshats

[Soggy Broccoli 7:58 PM] It’s kinda weird to see him like this though

[Bakubaby 7:58 PM] I feel like a dad

[Paul Blart 7:58 PM] hey that’s my job

[Kermit the frog 7:59 PM] hey Midoriya?

[Kermit the frog 7:59 PM] where’s Ochaco

[Soggy Broccoli 7:59 PM] we’re in her room. She’s awake

[Kermit the frog 7:59 PM] I have her math packet. Does she want it or can I give it to her tomorrow?

[Soggy Broccoli 7:59 PM] I mean you can give it to her tomorrow or now she doesn’t really care

[Kermit the frog 7:59 PM] I’m gonna give it to her tomorrow then if she doesn’t care because I don’t want to move. I’m comfortable

[Soggy Broccoli 7:59 PM] I was hoping you would say tomorrow because neither of us want to move

[Bakubaby 7:59 PM] o h ? ;)

[Icy Hoe 7:59 PM] Bakugou are you okay

[Soggy Broccoli 7:59 PM] yeah really how tired can you be

[Bakubaby 7:59 PM] very

[Portable Speaker 7:59 PM] “yes a bit” then you say “very”

[Bakubaby 7:59 PM] feelings can change

[Icy Hoe 7:59 PM] that’s some deep shit buddy

[Bakubaby 8:00 PM] lmao yeah

[Uranus 8:00 PM] Deku informed me of Kacchan acting weird so. SLEEP PLEASE.

[Bakubaby 8:00 PM] well when you say it like that I have to

[Soggy Broccoli 8:00 PM] Oh

[Bakubaby 8:00 PM] goodnight fuckers

[Icy Hoe 8:00 PM] goodnight you little shit

[Mama Makeout 8:00 PM] wow such great friends

[Icy Hoe 8:00 PM] only the best Momo

[Kermit the frog 8:00 PM] okay but does Present Mic scream “Y E A H” in his sleep?

[Icy Hoe 8:00 PM] he does now

[Soggy Broccoli 8:00 PM] Is there anyone in the common room?

[2007 emo 8:00 PM] I wanted some spaghetti

[Soggy Broccoli 8:00 PM] Can you please scream that question i need answers

[2007 emo 8:00 PM] I don’t see why not

[Icy Hoe 8:00 PM] hopefully Aizawa doesn’t kill us

[2007 emo 8:01 PM] aizawa says yes

[Kermit the frog 8:01 PM] thanks dude

[Soggy Broccoli 8:01 PM] Oh my gOD I can’t tell how amazing that is

[Icy Hoe 8:01 PM] I now feel the urge to sleep with Present Mic

[Mama Makeout 8:01 PM] I now feel the urge to leave you

[Icy Hoe 8:01 PM] n o

[Kermit the frog 8:01 PM] I want to see him sleep in the common room and then observe him

[Mama Makeout 8:01 PM] I almost said “like dissecting a frog!” and t h e n

[Kermit the frog 8:01 PM] I am disgusted

[Mama Makeout 8:01 PM] I’m s o r r y

[Kermit the frog 8:01 PM] I think that’s the cue to sleep

[Soggy Broccoli 8:01 PM] I agree

[Icy Hoe 8:02 PM] I’m going to make Momo go to sleep now so Goodnight

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Thursday 5:45 AM

[Portable Speaker 5:45 AM] IT IS 5:45 AM WHO THE FUCK IS SCREAMING

[Douchebaguette 5:45 AM] Holy croissants is that,,, Midoriya

[Soggy Broccoli 5:45 AM] IM SICK OF THIS SHIT

[Portable Charger 5:45 AM] I finally fucking slept. And this shit happens

[Scotch Tape 5:45 AM] w h y

[Bakubaby 5:45 AM] someone is going to fucking die

[Paul Blart 5:45 AM] I said yesterday that I’d get aizawa and tape them to the trees and I’m not fucking kidding this is the last straw

[Kermit the frog 5:46 AM] iida snapped

[Peppa Pig 5:46 AM] I just went downstairs to check what’s wrong and Midoriya is violently shaking with anger while holding an empty glass and soggy rags

[Icy Hoe 5:46 AM] oh god you know what that means

[Eijirou OwO 5:46 AM] w h a t

[Bakubaby 5:47 AM] you know for once I didn’t sleep in the same room as Kirishima because I felt sick late last night and I didn’t want to get him sick too and then I hear a knock on my door and I’m like “Oh Kirishima wow love him” and it’s fucking Uraraka crying her fucking eyes out because she spilled her orange juice everywhere and she flopped on my bed and is now crying

[Soggy Broccoli 5:47 AM] IVE BEEN UP SINCE GUESS WHEN

[Portable Charger 5:47 AM] 4:20?

[Mama Makeout 5:47 AM] why did Uraraka go to Bakugous room

[Bakubaby 5:47 AM] u h bonding???

[2007 emo 5:47 AM] Bakugou is Midoriyas biggest competition so I wouldn’t be surprised if it was to make Midoriya feel bad

[Soggy Broccoli 5:47 AM] Yes Kaminari! I have! I’ve been up since 4:20 AM of Wednesday!

[Portable Charger 5:47 AM] good to know Snoop Dogg has taken you hostage too

[Soggy Broccoli 5:47 AM] I just wanted some sleep and some fucking eggs but no

[Icy Hoe 5:47 AM] May I suggest not being a total asshole towards your girlfriend

[Soggy Broccoli 5:47 AM] She didn’t spill the orange juice I did and it got it all over my eggs and homework

[Bakubaby 5:47 AM] listen buddy whatever you fucking did hurt her goddamn feelings and I’m not accepting that in my Minecraft server

[Uranus 5:48 AM] I’m at a crossroad here. I’m crying yet laughing at the same time. Crying because of hearing Deku scream about his fucking e g g s at the top of his lungs and scaring the absolute shit out of me AND IM LAUGHING AT HOW BAKUGOU IS TRYING TO CALM ME DOWN AND SAID “MINECRAFT SERVER”

[Soggy Broccoli 5:48 AM] Who the fuck used all the eggs last night

[2007 emo 5:48 AM] me you little shit I like fucking eggs im a bird what the fuck do you expect

[Cutest Furry 5:48 AM] yeah dude he’s a bird what the fuck

[Mama Makeout 5:48 AM] hatch some more?

[2007 emo 5:48 AM] i

[Soggy Broccoli 5:48 AM] Well we’re all out of eggs and i am NOT happy

[Eijirou OwO 5:48 AM] 2 things. 1.) Bakugou I’m coming over 2.) Who’s homework was it

[2007 emo 5:48 AM] sorry let me just pull them right out of my ass

[Soggy Broccoli 5:48 AM] all the homework we were assigned. All of it.

[Eijirou OwO 5:49 AM] well damn

[Portable Charger 5:49 AM] homework can suck my ass

[Bakubaby 5:49 AM] the only thing that sucks ass here is your grades, Kaminari

[Portable Charger 5:49 AM] okay fuck you

[Portable Speaker 5:49 AM] hm the sad thing is that he isn’t wrong

[Portable Charger 5:49 AM] okay fuck you both. Momo I need you to tutor me after school.

[Mama Makeout 5:49 AM] Okay!

[Invisalign 5:49 AM] you guys are so mean to Kaminari

[Portable Charger 5:49 AM] I mean I’ll take it. Most of the time they are joking anyways.

[Icy Hoe 5:49 AM] yeah the only one we are ever serious with is Mineta.

[Baise Brutale 5:49 AM] okay fuck you

[Icy Hoe 5:49 AM] you bring it on yourself what can I say.

[Bakubaby 5:49 AM] even you just standing there makes me want to die.

[Kermit the frog 5:50 AM] oh I always want to die

[Bakubaby 5:50 AM] no

[Kermit the frog 5:50 AM] yes

[Icy Hoe 5:50 AM] I guess I’m rubbing off on her

[Kermit the frog 5:50 AM] you sure are



Thursday 11:47 AM

[Portable Charger 11:47 AM] hi Denki here reporting from the soda machine IT STOLE MY FUCKING MONEY

[Icy Hoe 11:47 AM] oh damn

[Bakubaby 11:47 AM] fucking loser just break it

[Paul Blart 11:48 AM] do not break school property

[Bakubaby 11:48 AM] I don’t agree with that statement

[2007 emo 11:48 AM] Idk I think you should break it

[Uranus 11:48 AM] maybe call over Aizawa? He might be able to do something

[Bakubaby 11:48 AM] yeah like break it

[Uranus 11:48 AM] Bakugou s t o p

[Bakubaby 11:48 AM] n o

[Portable Charger 11:48 AM] I called over Aizawa so let’s see what’ll happen

[Cutest Furry 11:48 AM] okay but what if he breaks the machine and we all get free soda?

[Mama Makeout 11:48 AM] then I would feel horrible. We wouldn’t pay and that would be stealing.

[2007 emo 11:48 AM] it wouldn’t be stealing if they let us have it

[Paul Blart 11:48 AM] we are literally aspiring heroes talking about how we want to break machines and steal sodas

[Icy Hoe 11:48 AM] the league of villains is shaking.

[Eijirou OwO 11:48 AM] I would say don’t break it but i’m thirsty

[Bakubaby 11:48 AM] Aizawa better break it

[Soggy Broccoli 11:48 AM] don’t break it

[Bakubaby 11:48 AM] break it

[Portable Charger 11:49 AM] HE FUCKING BROKE IT

[Eijirou OwO 11:49 AM] THANK GOD I DIDNT WANT TO PAY

[Portable Charger 11:49 AM] HE SAYS COME GET SOME

[Eijirou OwO 11:49 AM] OUT MY WAY IM A THIRSTY BITCH

[Portable Speaker 11:49 AM] This is total chaos holy fuck

[Kermit the frog 11:49 AM] oh fuck yeah

[Icy Hoe 11:49 AM] fight to the death

[Portable Speaker 11:49 AM] Incoming from the right: Monoma

[Portable Charger 11:49 AM] oh fuck

[Douchebaguette 11:49 AM] Well that boy sure can run fast

[Bakubaby 11:49 AM] I’m gonna snatch them all

[Peppa Pig 11:49 AM] HOLY FUCK SOMEONE BETTER BE FILMING THIS BAKUGOU IS FLYING ACROSS THE CAFETERIA

[Kermit the frog 11:50 AM] IVE GOT IT

[Soggy Broccoli 11:50 AM] THIS IS TERRIFYING NO

[Icy Hoe 11:50 AM] THIS IS GREAT

[Soggy Broccoli 11:50 AM] you people have no sanity

[Portable Charger 11:50 AM] incorrect

[Uranus 11:50 AM] this is terrible

[Tentacle Boy 11:50 AM] This is unsettling

[Soggy Broccoli 11:50 AM] The worst part about this is that aizawa just isn’t doing anything

[Icy Hoe 11:50 AM] see I think that’s the best part

[Portable Speaker 11:50 AM] I’m going to go sit with aizawa

[Portable Charger 11:50 AM] be free

[Kermit the frog 11:50 AM] I just took four cans of soda

[Uranus 11:50 AM] BAKUGOU TOOK 12

[Bakubaby 11:50 AM] I wanted some variety

[Portable Speaker 11:50 AM] I just made eye contact with aizawa and he just looks so,,,,,, not even words can describe it anymore

[Portable Charger 11:50 AM] I think at this point he just accepts the situation he put himself in

[Cutest Furry 11:50 AM] I mean I would too

[Mama Makeout 11:50 AM] okay but can someone bring me a soda because I don’t want to get one and get potentially vored by Monoma

[Icy Hoe 11:50 AM] I grabbed one for you already

[Mama Makeout 11:50 AM] thanks!

[Icy Hoe 11:50 AM] no problem

[Uranus 11:50 AM] this is nuts. Like. Literally nuts.

[Portable Charger 11:50 AM] you open up the soda can and it’s just nuts

[Soggy Broccoli 11:50 AM] I don’t feel like getting up so can someone get one for me too

[Uranus 11:51 AM] yeah I’ll get you one

[Portable Charger 11:51 AM] damn well now I feel obligated to give Jirou one of mine

[Portable Speaker 11:51 AM] You don’t have to if you don’t want to

[Portable Charger 11:51 AM] no I want to

[Portable Speaker 11:51 AM] come sit with us

[Portable Charger 11:51 AM] alright

[Icy Hoe 11:51 AM] I hope you like Dr. Pepper Momo

[Soggy Broccoli 11:51 AM] Thank you uraraka

[Kermit the frog 11:51 AM] Br. Bepper

[Bakubaby 11:52 AM] I don’t even know what to do with 12 cans of soda

[2007 emo 11:52 AM] chug them all and hope for the best

[Eijirou OwO 11:52 AM] This is great

[Paul Blart 11:52 AM] I can't believe he actually broke the machine and is now letting people take 12 SODAS

[Icy Hoe 11:52 AM] correction: the only person who got twelve sodas is Bakugou because he decided to fly across the cafeteria

[Eijirou OwO 11:52 AM] okay but monoma saw this and decided to one-up him and he got 20 sodas

[Kermit the frog 11:52 AM] 20 sodas?

[Eijirou OwO 11:52 AM] They were throwing cans at one point

[Uranus 11:52 AM] OH MY G O D

[Portable Charger 11:53 AM] hey tokoyami

[2007 emo 11:53 AM] yes

[Portable Charger 11:53 AM] what is it like drinking with a beak?

[2007 emo 11:53 AM] idk what’s it like drinking without one?

[Portable Charger 11:53 AM] hhhhhh

[Portable Speaker 11:53 AM] wow i’m uncomfortable thinking about that

[2007 emo 11:53 AM] my beak and I are offended

[Baise Brutale 11:53 AM] I stand for beakuality

[Icy Hoe 11:53 AM] how do you delete someone else’s text?

[Bakubaby 11:53 AM] I just realized that this whole time I’ve been bleeding from being pelted with cans

[Eijirou OwO 11:53 AM] hmm we should go to recovery girl because i got hit really fucking hard

[Portable Charger 11:53 AM] sue them

[Bakubaby 11:54 AM] yeah let’s go to recovery bitch

[Portable Speaker 11:54 AM] I’ll let the teachers know since im sitting with them

[Uranus 11:54 AM] RECOVERY BITCH???

[Bakubaby 11:54 AM] thanks Jirou and yes recovery bitch

[Uranus 11:54 AM] she did n o t h i n g

[Bakubaby 11:54 AM] that’s what she wants you to think

[Icy Hoe 11:54 AM] damn that’s cold

[Bakubaby 11:54 AM] you’re cold

[Icy Hoe 11:54 AM] yes I am. How observant.

[Kermit the frog 11:54 AM] idhwihsiwha OH MY GOD TODOROKI

[Uranus 11:54 AM] he snapped

 

Thursday 4:20 PM

[Portable Charger 4:20 PM] weed

[Icy Hoe 4:20 PM] no one respond

 

Thursday 7:53 PM

[Kermit the frog 7:53 PM] IM MAKING SUGAR COOKIES WHO WANTS SOME

[Bakubaby 7:53 PM] store bought or homemade?

[Sugar Daddy UwU 7:53 PM] i’ll take some for later

[Kermit the frog 7:53 PM] store bought who do you think I am

[Kermit the frog 7:53 PM] the pillsbury doughboy is a great store bought treat

[2007 emo 7:53 PM] I’ll come down to help

[Uranus 7:53 PM] Deku and I will also come down

[Kermit the frog 7:53 PM] yah yeet this’ll be fun

[Uranus 7:53 PM] gonna be l i t

[Kermit the frog 7:53 PM] Todoroki if you cook it on your body it will be faster s o

[Icy Hoe 7:53 PM] I’m not putting raw cookie dough on my body

[Sugar Daddy UwU 7:53 PM] oh my god that’s not even how it works you need to use an oven not a human body

[Icy Hoe 7:53 PM] Listen the bacon was different but I’m not putting cold dough on my body

[Kermit the frog 7:54 PM] you are no fun

[Icy Hoe 7:54 PM] don’t you think I knew that already?

[Uranus 7:54 PM] stop

[Kermit the frog 7:54 PM] URARAKA HIT ME WITH THE COOKIE DOUGH

[2007 emo 7:54 PM] it’s okay. Once the pillsbury doughboy consumes you you will no longer feel any pain

[Bakubaby 7:54 PM] I don’t enjoy that

[Cutest Furry 7:54 PM] yikes

[Soggy Broccoli 7:54 PM] I reject that

[Portable Charger 7:54 PM] Tokoyami what the hell

[Paul Blart 7:54 PM] we don’t not allow people to consume others souls at school

[Portable Charger 7:54 PM] yeah guys that’s an after school thing that’s so disrespectful

[Icy Hoe 7:55 PM what a bunch of disrespectful kids smh

[Portable Charger 7:55 PM] a real pity

 

Thursday 8:05 PM

[Kermit the frog 8:05 PM] alright children come get the cookies

[Portable Charger 8:05 PM] yesyesyesyes

[Cutest Furry 8:05 PM] I am coming to consume cookies

[Kermit the frog 8:05 PM] c o n s u m e

[Icy Hoe 8:05 PM] I am coming down to collect some cookies

[Eijirou OwO 8:05] Hmm i want cookies but i don’t want to get up

[Kermit the frog 8:05 PM] just when you guys come down make sure to save some for other people.

[Icy Hoe 8:05 PM] alright

[Peppa Pig 8:05 PM] I’m getting some

[Paul Blart 8:05 PM] I am not coming get cookies because it is too late to eat and may possibly mess up my sleeping

[Icy Hoe 8:05 PM] party pooper

[Paul Blart 8:05 PM] that is rude

[Mama Makeout 8:06 PM] please do not poop parties

[Portable Charger 8:06 PM] well

[Cutest Furry 8:06 PM] just shit out a whole bouncy castle

[Portable Charger 8:06 PM] I

[Bakubaby 8:06 PM] that’s actually fucking horrible

[Eijirou OwO 8:06 PM] I’m on the verge of tears what the fuck

[Cutest Furry 8:06 PM] that was the point

[Icy Hoe 8:06 PM] that sounds like it would be very painful

[Cutest Furry 8:07 PM] yeah it probably would be

[Baise Brutale 8:07 PM] wanna find out

[Cutest Furry 8:07 PM] no. No I don’t.

[Icy Hoe 8:07 PM] after this I just want to throw my phone away

[Cutest Furry 8:07 PM] me too