Irene created group chat
Irene names group chat Gay Idols
Irene adds Seulgi, Wendy, Joy, and Yeri
Joy: why a group chat mom?
Irene: I'm sure I never gave birth to a daughter like you
Yeri: Why the sudden group chat?
Wendy: Probably wanted to flirt with Seulgi in front of us.
Irene: NO! I just wanted to create a group chat between all the members!
Seulgi: So we're not going to flirt? :(
Irene: Ofc bby!
Wendy: Like you aren't gay yourself.
Yeri: Mom, I'm hungry!
Irene: Food is almost ready!
Joy: how come she can call you mom???
Seulgi: Yeri is our precious Maknae! :3
Wendy: A whiny one...
Irene: Stfu Wendy
Joy: Yeri! let's watch Frozen together!
Yeri: Hell Ya!!
Wendy: Isn't that movie old now?
Joy: Frozen is never too old!
Seulgi: Tell me when Elsa starts singing!
Irene: Want me to bring your food over to you, Yeri?
Yeri: Yes please!
Seulgi: WHY DIDN'T YOU GUYS CALL ME!!!
Joy: you were too busy cuddling with Irene unnie!
Yeri: You guys were so disgustingly gross
Wendy: You would also glare at anyone trying to separate the two of you.
Seulgi: My bad
Joy: Irene Unnie!!!!
Joy: I wanted to ask if you are ok after all those assholes talked shit about your outfit
Irene: I'm ok
Yeri: Those guys are fucking pieces of shit!
Wendy: But what she said is true, Irene unnie.
Seulgi: They are just jealous that you are so beautiful!
Irene: Awww thanks baby! :"D
Seulgi: Ofc babe! ;3
Yeri: Immature fans really give the real fans a bad rep
Joy: i feel bad for the those fans
Irene: There will always be bad fans in a fandom
Joy: this became depressing
Wendy: Im going to head to bed, goodnight.
Irene: Same, it is getting late
Seulgi: I will come join you!
Joy: Me and Yeri are going to watch some more movies
Irene: Don't stay up too late!!
Yeri: Yes mom
Chapter 2: Blackpink in your area
Yeri renamed group chat to Blackpink in your area
Yeri added Rosé, Jennie, Jisoo, and Lisa
Joy: welcome to hell!
Jisoo: Glad to be here!
Rosé: Thanks for adding us!
Jennie: Congratulations on your new MV.
Seulgi: Thank you!
Irene: Congratulations on your mini album!
Lisa: Thank you!
Rosé: If it's ok to ask...
Jisoo: Why the sudden invite?
Lisa: it was sudden..
Yeri: It got boring after Wendy unnie started talking about responsibilities around the house
Seulgi: She barely does chores to begin with!
Wendy: Its not my fault that Irene unnie is good at her job!
Jennie: Her job is being a idol, not a single mother to four.
Rosé: Your a strict mom, Jennie unnie.
Jennie: I have to be with a daughter like Jisoo unnie
Jisoo: I'm older than you!
Jennie: Then behave like it
Lisa: Jennie unnie is not always strict, she let me cuddle with her when I'm sad and cooks for us!
Wendy: Sounds like a mom taking care of her kids.
Jennie: I don't really cook much, Lisa usually orders food for us since she really good at those things.
Lisa: I am really good with spending my money too!
Jisoo: Speaking of food...
Jisoo: Rosé! Are we still going out?
Rosé: Yes! I'm just trying to finish my make-up!
Seulgi: Are you guys going on a date?
Rosé: Sorry if we don't chat much!
Lisa: Me and Jennie unnie are going to cuddle on the couch while watching a movie!
Joy: we should go on a double date!
Yeri: We should!
Lisa: Sounds like fun!
Seulgi: We still haven't went on a double date yet!
Joy: it would feel like going on a date with our parents..
Yeri: And we always hang out with you guys!
Wendy: You guys shamelessly flirt in front of me.
Yeri: Not our fault your still single
Jisoo: We should hook you up!
Joy: we Should!
Irene: It would be good for you
Seulgi:That would be good for you
Rosé: Do you have anyone that you are interested?
Yeri: She's blushing...
Wendy: Shut up!
Jennie: Which means she has someone in mind.
Irene: My daughter has a crush!
Seulgi: Who is it???
Jisoo: I hope its not a dude...
Lisa: wouldn't we have to kick her out the group chat?
Wendy: Its not a guy...
Seulgi: Someone that uses other pronouns?
Wendy: No... Its a girl...
Yeri: Stop stalling and tell us already!
Wendy: She's from another girl group... a well known one..
Seulgi: Isn't everyone already dating each other there?
Jennie: I know Nayeon and Jeongyeon are dating.
Lisa: Dahyun and Chaeyoung are dating!
Lisa: Also, Mina and Momo are dating too!
Joy: that only leave three people..
Irene: I don't think that Wendy would be interested in Sana.
Yeri:Tzuyu doesn't seem like your type...
Jennie: That would leave Jihyo then.
Yeri: Got it right! She's blushing so badly!
Wendy: Shut up! She's really pretty...
Seulgi: Is that why you hanged posters of her in our room when we were roommates?
Joy: wow unnie lol
Wendy: Could we just stop talking about this?
Yeri: Why should we? This is good teasing material!
Irene: Girls, lets leave her alone for now.
Irene: She at least told us her crush.
Joy: whatever, Yeri and me have things to do anyways
Seulgi: Don't cause too much trouble!
Yeri: No promises!
Jennie: Lisa and me are going to head out to get ice cream.
Lisa: Talk to you guys later!! :D
Irene: Seulgi, lets cuddle!
Seulgi: I'm coming over to your room, babe!
Wendy: *Sigh* I have a bad feeling that something is going to happen...