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Asui Tsuyu added Ashido Mina, Midoriya Izuku, Tokoyami Fumikage, Kouda Koji, and 14 others to The Cleansed Land Of 1-A

 

Asui Tsuyu: children tis a historic day

 

Uraraka Ochako: queen!!! thou who saved us!!

 

Asui Tsuyu: it is on this day that i Froppy have vanquished the garbage bitch from our lives by giving the perv message i received to our god lord saviour guardian aizawa to which he used to expel the absolute piece of fucking trash

 

Asui Tsuyu: we may now rejoice!

 

Kaminari Denki: THANK YOU QUEEN I BOW AT YOUR FEET

 

Sero Hanta: LONG LIVE QUEEN FROPPY

 

Kirishima Ejirou: MAY QUEEN LIVE A LONG AND HAPPY REIGN

 

Kouda Kouji: (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

 

Iida Tenya: Thank you very much! It is quite a good feeling not to be near and responsible for the behavior of a piece of shit!

 

Hagakure Tooru: GASP HE SWEAR

 

Mina Ashido: AAAAH HE SWEAR

 

Midoriya Izuku: HE SWEAR

 

Satou Rikido: HE SWEAR

 

Bakugou Katsuki: CAN YOU ALL SHIT UP

 

Bakugou Katsuki: but thanks frog girl

 

Asui Tsuyu: he thank

 

Kirishima Ejirou: hE THANK

 

Uraraka Ochako: HE THANK

 

Kaminari Denki: yoooo wheres everyone else come on out ya 1-a bros!!!

 

Tokoyami Fumikage: hello

 

Tokoyami Fumikage: thank you asui

 

Todoroki Shouto: aah little rat bitch was justiced

 

Sero Hanta: YOOO TODOROKI HAHAHAHA

 

Jirou Kyoka: sorry i was too busy crying tears of joy for a while here now whattuppp

 

Yaoyorozu Momo: Hello everyone!! I am very glad that we can continue in a hero course where everyone is safe and comfortable!

 

Aoyama Yuga: ~Bonjour!~ I was making party hats for everyone with lots of glitter come to the common room!! ★~(◡﹏◕✿)

 

Ururaka Ochako: Precious Sparkle Bean i love you!!

 

Shouji Mezo: coming i will gladly celebrate this day petition to make 'garbage rat bitch got expelled day’ a holiday

 

Ojirou Mashirao: the au where rat bitch doesnt exist wouldve been cool but this is good too because now we get the satisfaction of seeing him leave and calling him rat bitch and garbage shit etc.

 

Hagakure Tooru: bless you my boy

 

Bakugou Katsuki: go to the common room or your dead these hats are cool

 

Aoyama Yuga: Merci!!~

 

Satou Rikido: HE COMPLIMENT

 

Kaminari Denki: HE COMPLIMENT

 

Mina Ashido: HE COMPLIMENT

 

Bakugou Katsuki: SHUT UP

 

Midoriya Izuku: WAIT THOUGH LAST ORDER OF BUSINESS BEFORE WE STOP TEXTING AND PARTY

 

Midoriya Izuku changed their name to someBODY ONCE TOLD ME

 

someBODY ONCE TOLD ME changed Todoroki Shouto’s name to YOU’RE HOT N YOU’RE COLD

 

someBODY ONCE TOLD ME changed Iida Tenya’s name to GOTTA GO FAST

 

someBODY ONCE TOLD ME changed Aoyama Yuga’s name to Fresh Prince of 1-A

 

someBODY ONCE TOLD ME changed Mina Ashido’s name to HEYYEYAAEYAAYEYAEYAA

 

someBODY ONCE TOLD ME changed Asui Tsuyu’s name to Kermit is Never Gonna Give You Up

 

someBODY ONCE TOLD ME changed Ururaka Ochako’s name to SET ME FREE LEAVE ME BE

 

someBODY ONCE TOLD ME changed Ojirou Mashirao’s name to Tailed Beasts Naming Song

 

someBODY ONCE TOLD ME changed Kaminari Denki’s name to 10000 lightning bugs

 

someBODY ONCE TOLD ME changed Kirishima Ejirou’s name to POWERTHIRST RAWBERRY

 

someBODY ONCE TOLD ME changed Koida Kouji’s name to Animal I Have Become

 

someBODY ONCE TOLD ME changed Satou Rikido’s name to cooking by the book

 

someBODY ONCE TOLD ME changed Shouji Mezo’s name to arms of an angel

 

someBODY ONCE TOLD ME changed Jirou Kyoka’s name to Welcome to the Black Parade

 

someBODY ONCE TOLD ME change Sero Hanta’s name to The Duct Tape Song

 

someBODY ONCE TOLD ME changed Tokoyami Fumikage’s name to WAKEMEUPwakemeupinside

 

someBODY ONCE TOLD ME changed Hagakure Tooru’s name to YOU CANT SEE ME

 

someBODY ONCE TOLD ME changed Yaoyorozu Momo’s name to MAKING my way downtown

 

someBODY ONCE TOLD ME changed Bakugou Katsuki’s name to We Hate You Please Die

 

someBODY ONCE TOLD ME: done!!!

 

The Duct Tape Song: you turned us into meme songs im lov

 

YOU CANT SEE ME: AND I WILL NEED REFERENCES TO ALL

 

10000 lightning bugs: YES NEED ^

 

YOU’RE HOT N YOU’RE COLD: im just surprised everyone was silent the whole time that happened

 

SET ME FREE LEAVE ME BE: i think we all wanted to see what he had and im honestly not disappointed one bit

 

We Hate You Please Die: FUCK YOU DEKU THIS STUPID NAME IS PERFECT

 

someBODY ONCE TOLD ME: your welcome everyone!! ill link references but for now lets party!

 

WAKEMEUPwakemeupinside: hell fucking yeah

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[3:12AM]

Tailed Beast Naming Song: refs please mightdoriya

 

someBODY ONCE TOLD ME: MIGHTDORIYA IM CRYING but bro its like three in the morning

 

Tailed Beast Naming Song: and youre awake

 

someBODY ONCE TOLD ME: eh u rigt u right

 

someBODY ONCE TOLD ME: ojiro because tail boi kaccha  angry boi who “hates” everyone uraraka gravity gal tokoyami edge boi kouda animal boi but precious not edge like the song aoyama beautiful prince boi mina pink memelord hagakure cant see her asui frog queen and rick astley is god iida nyoom nyoom boi kaminari shock electric boi kirishima flavor strong manly boi would be satou sugar cake boi shouji  many arms and he precious jirou edge gal sero strong tapey tape arms boi todoroki hot cold. he hot n he cold yaoyorozu she MAKES things and she ..making her way okay that one wasnt that good but WHATEVER MIGHTdoriya i greens i shreks

 

someBODY ONCE TOLD ME: there!!

 

POWERTHIRST RAWBERRY: YOOOO I FUXKING LOVE THJS

 

The Duct Tape Song: THE DUCT TAPE SONG IS ON SPOTIFY I NEE D

 

MAKING my way downtown: I think this name was very creative thank you midoriya!

 

someBODY ONCE TOLD ME: hehe your welcome!

 

GOTTA GO FAST: thank you midoriya for such good names but it is important for us all to keep a good sleep schedule so i would advise that everyone go to sleep now!

 

arms of an angel: but dad we dont got school tomorrow its friday

 

We Hate You Please Die: you dont tell me and my insomnia what to fucking do

 

WAKEMEUPwakemeupinside: dark shadow is nocturnal no sleep till death

 

Welcome to the Black Parade: do yall need some shit?? i got melatonin and zzzzzzzzquil and stuff

 

We Hate You Please Die: give me the damn bottle

 

YOU’RE HOT N YOU’RE COLD: i dare you to chug it

 

We Hate You Please Die: fuck off with your stupid dares

 

Welcome to the Black Parade: ok good thats not safe

 

We Hate You Please Die: i was gonna do that anyways

 

GOTTA GO FAST: Bakugou i would not do that if i were you!!

 

We Hate You Please Die: FINE FUCK OFF CAN I JIST GET A STUPID PILL

 

WAKEMEUPwakemeupinside: me too please

 

Welcome to the Black Parade: sure ill swing by your guys dorms

 

arms of an angel: you guys are taking drugs without me

 

someBODY ONCE TOLD ME: SHOUJI

 

arms of an angel: just kidding ..

 

GOTTA GO FAST: Good !!! drugs are bad !!

 

We Hate You Please Die: why are you still up if you're the one yellin about your dumb ass sleep schedule

 

GOTTA GO FAST: as class president i need to make sure that no mischief is taking place between the students! jirou i expect you to head straight back to your dorm after delivering the sleep aids !

 

Welcome to the Black Parade: yep dad ive already administered the pills going to sleep now bye fam

 

WAKEMEUPwakemeupinside: thanks im gonna try and sleep too

 

arms of an angel: good night lads

 

someBODY ONCE TOLD ME: haha lads gn

 

MAKING my way downtown: I hope you all make it to sleep if the pills work we can talk to Aizawa and principal Nezdu about getting some to use safely in order to keep our health in good shape!

 

GOTTA GO FAST: Good idea yaoyorozu!! we can go together to ask about that!

 

MAKING my way downtown: Alright!

 

We Hate You Please Die: hey responsible ones SHUT.UP


[6:17AM]

10000 lightning bugs: yall had drugs and i didnt get any :(

 

HEYYEYAAEYAAYEYAEYAA: my god no you dont get drugs

 

HEYYEYAAEYAAYEYAEYAA: why u up anywho

 

10000 lightning bugs: i usually get up early no matter what it mcfucking sucks but whatevs hbu

 

HEYYEYAAEYAAYEYAEYAA: aaaaah same deal actually so im just listening to tchaikobsky’s 1812 overture

 

10000 lightning bugs: yooo meet me in the common room bring a speaker with that ill make some waffles breakfast classical music party!!

 

HEYYEYAAEYAAYEYAEYAA: hell yeah meet you there my guy!


[8:26AM]

Kermit is Never Gonna Give You Up: still in the common room?

 

10000 lightning bugs: yeah yeah! come!!

 

Kermit is Never Gonna Give You Up: should i bring something?

 

HEYYEYAAEYAAYEYAEYAA: if you could get some syrup that would be awesome!! we forgot and we re too lazy to get any

 

Kermit is Never Gonna Give You Up: no prob coming friends

 

10000 lightning bugs: whooOoooo


[10:54AM]

POWERTHIRST RAWBERRY: uugjjjhhhh nnhghhng

 

POWERTHIRST RAWBERRY: how you awake so earlt nooooo ughhhcnngh

 

10000 lightning bugs: my best bro its fucking almost 11 youve almost missed the whole morning me and my gals have already ate like 100 waffles each and played tic tac to two thousand and forty times and played this stressful question game

 

POWERTHIRST RAWBERRY: wooooooowww funnnn anyways what we doing today family we’ll talk about that question game later

 

cooking by the book: yo im here i suggest dodgeball

 

YOU CANT SEE ME: here too and satou whyyy

 

cooking by the book: ?? first thing that popped in my head??

 

The Duct Tape Song: is everyone awake yet?? because i think its time to go door to door it has been suggested so i am ready its dodgeball time quirks and all lets go

 

The Duct Tape Song: i think we can get away wit saying its extra training yeah?

 

HEYYEYAAEYAAYEYAEYAA: helllllllll yeeeah im down!!!

 

Kermit is Never Gonna Give You Up: wake up call squad assemble in the common room we shall make a route

 

10000 lightning bugs: YEEEAAAAH


[11:07AM]

We Hate You Please Die: WHO AM I KILLING FOR WAKING ME UP FROM MY FIRST REAL SLEEP IN YEARS

 

WAKEMEUPwakemeupinside: same but rephrased slightly nicer and more disturbed than angry

 

Welcome to the Black Parade: well im glad the pills worked for you guys

 

MAKING my way downtown: That is good news Iida and I shall see about getting some for everyone to access if needed

 

Fresh Prince of 1-A: Merci Mother~~ ♥☆★☆♥

 

SET ME FREE LET ME BE: you are so sparkly and sweet and precious i love you

 

Fresh Prince of 1-A: (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)

 

YOU’RE HOT N YOU’RE COLD: so what are we doing??

 

Animal I Have Become: ¯\(°_o)/¯

 

GOTTA GO FAST: upon reading the previous messages i see that a game of dodgeball for extra training has been suggesting it sounds like a rather good idea it will work on teamwork as well as physical endurance and a good way to work on our quirks and using them in unique ways!! everyone shall round up to play

 

Animal I Have Become: ┬┴┬┴┤(・_├┬┴┬┴

 

Tailed Beast Naming Song: sorry babe but this is a whole class 1-a thing

 

Animal I Have Become: o(╥﹏╥)o

 

cooking by the book: it ok itll be fun

 

Animal I Have Become: (。◕‿‿◕。)

 

Kermit is Never Gonna Give You Up: so cute i wanna cri

 

We Hate You Please Die: everyone fucking come now if i gotta be awake right now i will destroy all of you

 

someBODY ONCE TOLD ME: wait wait WAAIT!! we have 19 now!! we need one more to make it even i suggest inviting shinsou!!!!

 

Tailed Beast Naming Song: that boy gives me war flashbacks but i will admit he could be an awesome hero

 

someBODY ONCE TOLD ME: i hope they add him to our class!!!!

 

MAKING my way downtown: If you would like to invite him why not add him to the chat?

 

someBODY ONCE TOLD ME: GOOD IDEA

 

someBODY ONCE TOLD ME added Shinsou Hitoshi to The Cleansed Land of 1-A

 

someBODY ONCE TOLD ME changed Shinsou Hitoshi’s name to The Kitty Cat Dance.

 

someBODY ONCE TOLD ME: shinsou he a cat

 

The Kitty Cat Dance.: where am i?

 

GOTTA GO FAST: hello shinsou!! this is our class 1-a group chat and we were going to play dodgeball but since the garbage bitch was expelled we only have 19 people would you like to join us?

 

The Kitty Cat Dance.: uuuuhhhhh…??? you want me to play with you guys?

 

POWERTHIRST RAWBERRY: why not man?? cmon lets go

 

The Kitty Cat Dance.: suuuuure youre not like pranking me right to embarass me or something??

 

We Hate You Please Die: the only embarrassment you will face is being utterly fucking demolished by me in dodgeball

 

cooking by the book: what if youre on the same team??

 

We Hate You Please Die: i will make sure the fuck not

 

The Kitty Cat Dance.: quirks allowed?

 

HEYYEYAAEYAAYEYAEYAA: yep!! go ham my man

 

The Kitty Cat Dance.: im in :)

 

Tailed Beast Naming Song: :( oh god

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No matter the confirmation, Shinsou was still feeling uneasy about the invite. No matter this feeling he headed down to the gym for what he hoped would be a rather interesting game.

 

“SHINSOU!!!!” Midoriya screamed upon his arrival.

 

“Hello Midoriya.” Shinsou replied.

 

“Ready shithead, you’re going to die.” Bakugou stated as aggressively confident as always.

 

“C’mon! Don’t be like that! Although we will win our manliness is too great!” Kirishima exclaimed.

 

“Anyways, how are we picking teams?” Hagakure asked.

 

“MOM AND DAD TEAM CAPS!” Kaminari yelled while pointing to Iida and Yaoyorozu.

 

“That is not a bad idea!” Iida said, “I wish you the best of luck Yaoyorozu! Everyone line up against the wall across from us please!”

 

“Should we do rock paper scissors to see who picks first?” Yaoyorozu asked.

 

“Of course! It is a perfectly unbiased way of choosing someone!” Iida said while pushing up his glasses.

 

They set up their rock paper scissors deciding that Yaoyorozu should pick first.

 

(too lazy to actually write the picking so ill just say the teams (this is such a fucking lazy chapter))

 

Yaoyorozu’s team: herself, ojiro, jirou, shinsou(after she said this bakugou demanded to be on iida’s team), shouji, todoroki, satou, kaminari, sero, uraraka

 

Iida’s team: himself, kirishima, asui, bakugou, tokoyami, midoriya, mina, aoyama, hagakure, kouda(asked to be picked last)

 

“Alright everyone! Now that the teams have been picked I suggest meeting with your respective captains in order to come up with a strategy!” Iida announced loudly.

 

“Yo nerd! It’s a game where we throw balls at the other team to destroy them. That’s the damn strategy now start the damn game!” Bakugou said.

 

“Fine but if you end up out of the game due to a lack of team strategy then do not blame me!” Iida pulled a whistle out of his pocket and each team assumed positions on either side of the court with the balls set lined in the middle.

 

Iida put the whistle to his lips and blew initiating the start of the game. Immediately Dark Shadow had gotten a ball for Tokoyami, as well as Shouji, Sero, Ojiro, and Asui giving the advantage to Yaoyorozu’s team for the first seconds of the game.

 

Of the ten ball originally set five were left for the remaining players to run for. Iida proceeded quickly with his engines and grabbed one. Kirishima managed to grab two and get back to a safe distance so he threw one back to Bakugou. Satou retrieved another while Mina picked up another. The last suddenly floated off into the air.

 

The whole group watched for a minute before realizing that Hagakure was wearing her costume. (which in my head is real clothes this post i saw has a really cool design). This turned the tables giving the advantage over to Iida’s team. The game was off and the first person to strike was Shouji who aimed for Mina who managed to duck out of the way.

 

“You’ll pay for that octonaut!” She yelled at him going to retrieve the ball.

 

Now that the game had started Shinsou was feeling less uncomfortable, he was in it. This was war now and he was ready.

 

Shinsou stood in the back in order to avoid immediate target since he was awarded no ammo. However, he wasn’t going to let everyone else have all the fun. Quirks included? Nice.

 

“Hey Bakugou!” Shinsou yelled. C’mon, respond ya little shit, he thought.

 

“GO TO HE–” Ha. Brainwashed.

 

Target acquired team. ATTACK!” Kaminari shouted while Sero and Satou threw their balls at Bakugou.

 

“NOO MY BRO!” Kirishima yelled and dramatically tackled Bakugou out of the way.

 

“WHAT THE FUCK!” Bakugou yelled upon impact with the floor.

 

Iida took this as an opportunity to retaliate. Iida nyoomed up to the line in front of Bakugou and Kirishima and threw expertly at Satou making him the first person out.

 

“Damn! Avenge me!!” He yelled at his team as he left the court. Iida nyoomed back to a safe distance as Kirishima and Bakugou got back up.

While everyone was busy focusing on the game, no one had noticed that Kouda was near the door that he had left open. Kouda was covering his mouth as he whispered out to a near group of bunnies.

 

Suddenly a whole fluffle of bunnies run in towards Yaoyorozu’s side of the court as a distraction.

 

“BUNNIES!!! KOUDA!!!” Kaminari shouted. All use of his quirk was destroyed as he couldn’t just unleash electricity upon these poor adorable little creatures.

 

“I’m sorry bunnies!!” Uraraka yelled. She sweeped by making all the bunnies float off of the court.

 

“(°ロ°)” Kouda made sure the bunnies were okay before internally declaring war.

 

He grabbed a ball that had landed on his side of the court before launching it towards Uraraka. It landed square…. in her hands. She had caught it meaning Kouda was out and Satou was back in.

 

“ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)” it was so on now.

 

“FOR KOUDA! FOR THE BUNNIES!” Midoriya cried and an unholy fury of balls was unleashed at the opposing side. Asui flung one towards Jirou hitting her shoulder. Hagakure managed to sneak using everyone else as shields for the ball she was holding and aimed straight for Sero getting him in the knee. Ojiro managed to dodge an attack from Aoyama but didn't see the second attack from Kirishima.

 

Todoroki managed to use ice to protect himself but his team was at a disadvantage. Luckily Iida’s team had relinquished almost all their ammo and now they were forced to defend as attacks were to be thrown back their direction.

 

“It’s comeback time! Let’s freakin lose it!!!” Kaminari shouted. He let out a shock as he threw a ball towards Aoyama.

 

“Team stay low to the ground!! Electricity likes to find long circuits to move through! If you’re standing you get shocked!!” Iida shouted as he crouched.

 

“~Pardon~!” Aoyama exclaimed while sending a laser as distraction before pegging Kaminari.

 

“NOOO! MY PRIDE!! MY HONOR! I WILL NEVER MARRY NOW!! I HAVE DISHONORED MY COW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Kaminari yelled while falling to his knees, arms and gaze raised to the ceiling.

 

“Bro I love you but get off the court my dear.” Sero said from the sidelines. “I love you bro!”

 

“Love you more bro!!” Kaminari said and walked over to go sit by Sero.

 

“That was so gay I’m love that whole interaction.”  Mina said.

 

“AHA GAY DISTRACTION!” Uraraka exclaimed. She threw a ball hitting Asui in the leg.

 

“Aahh… betrayed…” Asui said as she leapt off the court.

 

“There are no friends in this game.” Todoroki stated. Suddenly a wall of ice came up blocking the view.

 

“Aah FUCK THIS!” Bakugou yelled and fucking exploded the wall of ice just to be hit with three separate balls thrown by Todoroki, Shouji, and Shinsou.

 

“FUCK! I WILL DESTROY YOU!” He yelled back. “WEIRD HAIR YOU BETTER FUCKING CATCH A BALL.”

 

“Got it Bakubro!” Kirishima promised with a thumbs up.

 

Suddenly a bird flew in…

 

“Kouda!! You’re out right now!” Jirou said.

 

The bird wasn’t interfering though it was… gathering the bunnies above Kouda.

 

“Uraraka release the bunnies!” Kouda shouted.

 

Uraraka released the bunnies that landed safely in Kouda’s arms.

 

“(づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ”

 

The game progressed. Those still in on Iida’s team were Iida, Midoriya, Tokoyami, Kirishima, Mina, Aoyama, and Hagakure. In on Yaoyorozu’s team there was still Yaoyorozu, Todoroki, Satou, Shinsou, Uraraka, and Shouji. Iida had one more team member in the game than Yaoyorozu but it was still anyone's game.

 

Except fuck apparently it was not Momo’s game. Her team began s u f f e r i n g.

 

Shouji threw a ball that Kirishima caught getting Bakugou back in the game and Shouji out. He was out for blood.

 

“Give me all the fucking balls you bastards I am here to DESTROY!” Bakugou claimed as he added an explosion to his throw that hit Satou in the chest.

 

Yaoyorozu was at a loss for her quirk, it would take a long time making something that could launch balls decently and in that time she could easily get out. Her best bet was to be on the offensive as much as possible. If they didn’t take out Bakugou soon they would be toast.

 

“Yaoyorozu get behind us and make a cannon or something bad ass like that! we’ll defend you!” Uraraka shouted.

 

“All right! I will try my best!” Yaoyorozu stated and ran back. Her remaining teammates formed a semi circle shield in front of her.

 

Even so, Iida’s team seemed to be in full rampage mode.

 

Aoyama was firing lasers in all directions as a serious distraction.

 

Mina was trying to throw acid over on the other side of the court as an obstacle.

 

Iida was zooming back and forth to block the opponents line of sight.

 

Midoriya fucking Detroit Smashed™ a ball right at Todoroki who fell back from impact.

 

Tokoyami took that as an opportunity to get Dark Shadow right up to the line and get rid of Shinsou.

 

Hagakure was hiding a ball behind Kirishima that she unleashed on Uraraka.

 

Yaoyorozu was so close but her shield was gone and Kirishima handed the ball to Bakugou to deliver the finishing blow.

 

“DIE!!” He yelled as he released an explosion pelting Yaoyorozu in the arm.

 

The game was over and Iida’s team had demolished with eight people still in play.

 

Iida walked over to Yaoyorozu and held out his hand lifting her from the floor.

 

“It was a good game!” Iida stated.

 

“Yes, it was.” Yaoyorozu replied.

 

“Good job everyone! I think we all learned a lot about teamwork and creativity with our quirks!” Iida announced.

 

“Yeah thanks for having me. That was about as ridiculous as I expected.” Shinsou stated. He was actually pretty happy. They didn’t invite him for a prank, they included him in something that was fun as fuck.

 

“No problem!! Dude you were great! We gotta hang out more!” Kaminari said while patting him on the back.

 

“Yeah yeah bro!” Kirishima said while hooking his arm around Shinsou’s shoulders.

 

Shinsou smiled, it felt good that these guys didn’t just see him as a villain, someone they should befriend just to alleviate the possibility that Shinsou would turn on them.

 

Then Aizawa walked into the gym.

 

“Hello students. I have news about a new student for our class. After talking to the principal and the class 1-B teacher it’s been decided that Shinsou will be added to class 1-A if he accepts.” Aizawa said to the students.

 

“SHINSOU THAT’S GREAT!” Midoriya cried.

 

“Hey he hasn’t said yet whether he accepts calm down.” Aizawa said then turned his attention to Shinsou. “So, would you like to join the hero course?”

 

“Yes, of course I would.” He said. Everyone cheered and clapped.

 

“Ayyyyyyye what upp broo!” Sero said.

 

“Great, we will work on moving you into this class’ dorms and getting you caught up with our hero curriculum.” Aizawa said as his final remark. He shook Shinsou’s hand and left.

 

“Hey, welcome to class 1-a.” Ojiro said, extending a hand to Shinsou. “Just so you know the group chat will be a living nightmare filled with memes and stupidity. Hero course is fucking hell, you will never not be sore for the rest of your life. But there is nothing fucking better than this dysfunctional ass family.”

 

“Aah yes sign me the fuck up.” Shinsou replied while grasping Ojiro’s hand.

 

He knew what he was getting himself into, if this game of dodgeball was any indication, and he already knew its where he was meant to be.

 

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WAKEMEUPwakemeupinside: you ever think about how we define sandwichs by the inside of them not the outside

 

WAKEMEUPwakemeupinside: like you never say “oh i gotta wheat bread sandwich”

 

WAKEMEUPwakemeupinside: we should do that for people too

 

WAKEMEUPwakemeupinside: anyways that was my dumb complicated way of saying im not a guy im gendervoid which is just agender or genderless but i like how it sounds they/them please ………………

 

arms of an angel: oh my god that was so cute im close agenderflux usually sway to masculine but catch me looking feminine once every three months oh and they/them too also bi !

 

Animal I Have Become: \(^○^)人(^○^)/(agenderthey/them)

 

Fresh Prince of 1-A: Ah~~! i too am too amazing for gender please and thank you call me they~!☆☆

 

10000 lightning bugs: BROOOOO WE DEFINE SANDWICHES BY THE INSIDE IM FUCKIG CRYING THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL OUR DARK CROW IS A FUCKING POET AND CAN I STILL CALL YOU FRIENDS BROS I WILL ADJUST TO WHATEVER YOU WANT

 

WAKEMEUPwakemeupinside: yeah no problem bro

 

Animal I Have Become: (^^)b

 

arms of an angel: yeah man tis chill

 

Fresh Prince of 1-A: as long as i am best bro~!

 

GOTTA GO FAST: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR TRUSTING US WITH SUCH PERSONAL INFORMATION AS CLASS REP I WILL MAKE IT MY SWORN DUTY THAT NO ONE IS UNCOMFORTABLE IN OUR CLASS I MYSELF AM A CIS MALE BUT AM VERY GAY

 

Kermit is Never Gonna Give You Up: dad *wipes happy tears* beautiful i am very lesbian and a trans female

 

HEYYEYAAYEYAAYEYAEYAA: WHOAA EHOAA WE GETTINIG GAY AND IM NOT HERE FOR THAT WHAT THE HACK HELLO YO TIS ME THE BISEXUAL LADY

 

POWERTHIRST RAWBERRY: CAN THAT BE YOUR HERO NAME

 

HEYYEYAAYEYAAYEYAEYAA: YOURE RIGHT

 

POWERTHIRST RAWBERRY: *mina swoops in* LOOKS ITS THE BISEXUAL LADY anyways i am a very Manly Gay™ dude

 

The Duct Tape Song: i was letting the agenders have their moment together which was ADORABLE and awesome but tokoyami goddamn it i love it gender v o i d the dark boy lives in the void

 

WAKEMEUPwakemeupinside: someone gets it i love the v o i d

 

The Duct Tape Song: anyways im a demi boy das gay

 

WAKEMEUPwakemeupinside: n i c e

 

Welcome to the Black Parade: YOO IM A DEMI GIRL DAS LESBIAN

 

The Duct Tape Song: YOOOOO

 

Welcome to the Black Parade: YOOOOOOOOOO

 

someBODY ONCE TOLD ME: yo kids am i the only one that caught that shouji totally called tokoyami cute hehehe

 

YOU CANT SEE ME: bruh we were supposed to talk about that without them knowing or kidnap shouji and ask whats up

 

arms of an angel: why you gotta call me out like that

 

WAKEMEUPwakemeupinside: knskhvdiwuqehfoiansivdliudhvoiwbdhcvliruqbvjkb fligqpeiuvbjbefilvubvljbl

 

Tailed Beast Naming Song: good job now you killed our babe birb

 

cooking by the book: oh alliteration what up

 

Tailed Beast Naming Song: nah i think alliteration has to be at least three words so itd be our babe birb broke bro

 

cooking by the book: ah well im no genius yo

 

POWERTHIRST RAWBERRY: ooooh drop dem beats

 

SET ME FREE LEAVE ME BE: aaw poor birb anyways to keep this party going i am a *drum roolllllllll* BIIIIISEXUAL

 

10000 lightning bugs: WOOO BEAUTIFUL anyways i totally forgot i was internally cheerleading for yall children but yo im bigender AND bisexual aha

 

YOU CANT SEE ME: wait okay anyone that hasnt gone yet just jump in if youve got something to say bout yourself we love and respect you all not matter what though!! I am pansexual

 

Kitty Cat Dance.: … am i allowed to contribute

 

GOTTA GO FAST: OF COURSE SHINSOU YOU ARE APART OF OUR CLASS NOW AND A VALUED FRIEND WE ARE HAPPY TO SUPPORT YOU

 

Kitty Cat Dance.: wow i didnt expect such aggresive support .. thanks dad

 

Kitty Cat Dance.: anyways not totally sure but i think im just a pretty gay boy

 

someBODY ONCE TOLD ME: aaw you are pretty<3

 

YOU’RE HOT N YOU’RE COLD: ur thirst is showing

 

someBODY ONCE TOLD ME: aaaaw is someone jealous???

 

GOTTA GO FAST: afskxpwbsiaoab

 

YOU’RE HOT N YOU’RE COLD: iida youre pretty too

 

GOTTA GO FAST: ASGDOAOQNDBKAOANSBALAPNDBLA

 

Kermit is Never Gonna Give You Up: damn now you broke dad

 

someBODY ONCE TOLD ME: anyways im bisexual!!

 

Tailed Beast Naming Song: im am trans male pan and shinsou is pretty but you shouldnt say it

 

Kitty Cat Dance.: what are you jealous now?

 

Tailed Beast Naming Song: nah i can still see your stupid pretty face

 

Kitty Cat Dance.: well you are prettier and i can see you

 

Tailed Beast Naming Song: no way

 

YOU’RE HOT N YOU’RE COLD: now everyones thirst is showing

 

Kitty Cat Dance.: maybe so

 

Tailed Beast Naming Song: *spits out water all over the fucking floor* f u c k

 

Kitty Cat Dance.: :)

 

SET ME FREE LEAVE ME BE: alright i think he hit the sexual tension limit for the day

 

cooking by the book: yeah imma break it and talk about something  completely different

 

SET ME FREE LEAVE ME BE: thank you good sir

 

cooking by the book: your welcome fair lady anyways so guess i made cookies for a good reason i was totally just bored but now i guess we can have a party damn yall are great im a pansexual tooooooooo

 

YOU’RE HOT N YOU’RE COLD: C O O K I E S !! but heh i like boys

 

MAKING my way downtown: I love seeing everyone be so supportive of each other!! It is very nice and inspiring that I am very proud to say that I am a lesbian!

 

Kermit is Never Gonna Give You Up: woo go mom!

 

10000 lightning bugs: yo but wheres bakubro??

 

We Hate You Please Die: AARH WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ALL DOING AWAKE IVE BEEN TRYING TO SLEEP WHILE YALL ARE BLOWING UP MY PHONE ANYWAYS IM FUCKIBNG GAY AND A DAMN TRANS MALE GOOD FUCKING JOB AT NOT BEING LAME NOW SHUT UP

 

Welcome to the Black Parade: *AGGRESSIVE SUPPORT*

 

We Hate You Please Die: SHUT UP

 

someBODY ONCE TOLD ME: soo now that we all lgbt out and proud tokoyaaaaaami !!!

 

WAKEMEUPwakemeupinside: NOOOOOOOO LEAVE ME IN THE V O I D

 

someBODY ONCE TOLD ME: fiiiiine … hagakure??

 

YOU CANT SEE ME: on it sero come with me ill need your tape kidnap arm guy squad convene at my room

 

arms of an angel: yike gotta blast

 

The Duct Tape Song: OH NO YOU DONT CAPTURE QUIRKS COME ALONG TODOROKI MOMO ASUI OJIRO JIROU SHINSOU

 

Kitty Cat Dance.: on it

 

Kermit is Never Gonna Give You Up: this should be fun

 

Welcome to the Black Parade: omw yo

 

arms of an angel: BLASTING FASTER

 

YOU’RE HOT N YOU’RE COLD: ha dont even bother its 8 against 1 youre done for

 

10000 lightning bugs: this is so goddamn funny

 

WAKEMEUPwakemeupinside: i would agree if i wasnt partially involved in this

 

HEYYEYAAYEYAAYEYAEYAA: and we aint done with you yet!!!!:

 

WAKEMEUPwakemeupinside: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

 

HEYYEYAAYEYAAYEYAEYAA: everyone not on kidnap crew come to my room!! we gotta figure out what our mission is except tokoyami dont come just fall into your void

 

WAKEMEUPwakemeupinside: already done ಠ_ಥ

 

Animal I Have Become: (≧◡≦)

 

cooking by the book: oh and ill just be swooping by handing everyone cookies

 

YOU’RE HOT N YOU’RE COLD: C O O K I E S

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arms of an angel: well fuck

 

WAKEMEUPwakemeupinside: oh no

 

arms of an angel: i been caught

 

HEYYEYAAYEYAAYEYAEYAA: and weve figured out our mission jahaja!!!

 

WAKEMEUPwakemeupinside: yeah hey lucifer? yeah i was just wondering if we can move up the day we discussed in which i would be accepted into hell. if possible i would love it for that day to be today. just get back to me and let me know if you can work me into your schedule. thanks satan talk to you soon, alright bye.

 

Kitty Cat Dance.: youre on first name basis with satan?

 

WAKEMEUPwakemeupinside: oh y ah me and that bro go way back pretty much to my birth

 

WAKEMEUPwakemeupinside: he came up and was like “yo poor kid when youre like five youre gonna get a quirk that makes your parents hate you if you want i can take you down somewhere you will be loved better wanna come”

 

WAKEMEUPwakemeupinside: and i decided i would tough it out so he gave me his card to call whenever lucifer is real dad and also aizawa

 

Kitty Cat Dance.: fuck im sorry about that damn tokoyami damn it i hate people but praise satan

 

WAKEMEUPwakemeupinside: mood and dont worry they suck but i live here now where im safe

 

10000 lightning bugs: can i hear a praise satan / fuck tokoyamis mean parents up in the club toNight

 

someBODY ONCE TOLD ME: praise Satan fuck tokoyamis mean parents!

 

Welcome to the Black Parade: Hella fucking praise satan and Hella Fucking fuck tokoyamis mean parents

 

arms of an angel: praise dad satan and fuck tokoyamis biological parentals

 

The Duct Tape Song: and fuck tokoyami amirite shouji *wink emoji*

 

Animal I Have Become: (◕‿-)

 

WAKEMEUPwakemeupinside: OKAY NO CONCEPT CANCELLED NOW NO MORE but yeah fuck my parents i have new parents @ all yuuei teachers and lucifer

 

WAKEMEUPwakemeupinside changed their name to Devil Son

 

The Duct Tape Song: whaddup tho kouda coming in for the assist noiiiice

 

Animal I Have Become: <( ̄︶ ̄)>   

 

Kermit is Never Gonna Give You Up: god i want to fucking adopt you kouda so cute anyways capture meeting over good luck our multiple armed sibling!

 

arms of an angel: thanks …!

 

Devil Son: w hat

 

private message

 

arms of an angel: hey can you meet me somewhere private?

 

Devil Son: sure i guess...

 

Devil Son: you can come to my room if you want

 

arms of an angel: alright im on my way

 

Devil Son: hey sorry for ah never mind ill talk when you get here 

 

arms of an angel: okay and please tell me if i or anyone else makes you uncomfortable 

 

Devil Son: yeah i will 


back to the group chat

 

POWERTHIRST RAWBERRY: how do you guys think our siblings are doing

 

YOU’RE HOT N YOU’RE COLD: im sure their doin great

 

MAKING my way downtown: i think our classmates will make a good decision for themselves

 

someBODY ONCE TOLD ME: yep!! mission let them talk it out and freak tokoyami out a tinsy bit was a success id say

 

YOU CANT SEE ME: hell yeah good plan

 

GOTTA GO FAST: I APPRECIATE EVERYONE'S CONCERN FOR OUR CLASSMATES RELATIONSHIP AND THE MATURITY TO ALLOW THEM TO WORK IT OUT AMONGST THEMSELVES

 

10000 lightning bugs: yee now that thats done does someone wanna float me some help (answers) for english homework pwetty pwease

 

MAKING my way downtown: I won’t just give you the answers but I will help you! Meet me in the common room anyone who needs help with whatever subject!

 

GOTTA GO FAST: YES NO CHEATING ALLOWED BUT TUTORING IS AN EXCELLENT WAY TO LEARN AND EXTEND YOUR EDUCATION

 

Tailed Beast Naming Song changed MAKING my way downtown’s name to Responsible Lesbian Mom™

 

Tailed Beast Naming Song changed GOTTA GO FAST’s name to Responsible Gayy Dad™

 

Tailed Beast Naming Song: solidarity

 

Responsible Lesbian Mom™: Thank you I like this name very much!

 

Responsible Gayy Dad™: ME TOO IT IS VERY FITTING I AM VERY RESPONSIBLE AND VERY GAY

 

cooking by the book: yoo dad whats up with the all caps?

 

Responsible Gayy Dad™: IT REPRESENTS HOW LOUDLY I TAKE MY RESPONSIBILITY AS CLASS REP

 

We Hate You Please Die: WELL STOP YOURE MAKING THE AGGRESSIVENESS OF ALL CAPS LAME YOU BITCH

 

Responsible Gayy Dad™: AHAHA YOU ARE WRONG THAT IS THE MOST IMMATURE LEVEL OF ALL CAPS THAT IS SO MUCH MORE LAME! I HAVE ASCENDED TO THE TRUE MEANING OF ALL CAPS WHICH IS TO EXAGGERATE ALL EMOTIONS NOT SIMPLY AGGRESSION! YOUR VIEW OF ALL CAPS IS SO NARROW YOU COULDNT SEE AN ATOM WITH IT

 

SET ME FREE LEAVE ME BE: yeeah kick his ass iida!!

 

POWERTHIRST: you cant just sit there and take this bakubro bakusquad am i right??

 

HEYYEYAAYEYAAYEYAEYAA: yeah cmon bruh ! you slippin!

 

We Hate You Please Die: FUCK OFF FOUR EYES AGGRESSION IS THE ONLY EMOTION NECESSARY UNLESS YOU A WEAK BITCH

 

someBODY ONCE TOLD ME: haha dekusquad is so winning right now

 

We Hate You Please Die: OY BASTARD GET OUT OF THIS FIGHT

 

10000 lightning bugs changed We Hate You Please Die’s name to FUCK OFF

 

FUCK OFF: THANKS FOR PROVING MY POINT SHOCK WIRE

 

10000 lightning bugs: oh shit thats pretty good

 

10000 lightning bugs changed their name to shockwire

 

shockwire: n i c e

 

shockwire: alright gotta go study with MOMo bye freaks!

 

Tailed Beast Naming Song: im coming too

 

YOU CANT SEE ME: same

 

Welcome to the Black Parade: same

 

HEYYEYAAYEYAAYEYAEYAA: same

 

cooking by the book: same

 

The Duct Tape Song: hella saaaaaame

 

Fresh Prince of 1-A: Me as well~~ I am still fabulous but my grades need to sparkle as much as I do!!

 

POWERTHIRST RAWBERRY: whoooa bruh havent seen you in a while whats happening our twinkling companion?

 

Fresh Prince of 1-A: !Oh nothing very much~~ I’ve been working on our Yuuei family scrapbook!

 

POWERTHIRST RAWBERRY: reaally!! awesome

 

SET ME FREE LEAVE ME BE: so cute!

 

Fresh Prince of 1-A: Yes!~ sorry for not being here so much~ I’ll be here more tomorrow but for now GLITTER and GRADES

 

cooking by the book: thats awesome aoyama! just gotta do something real quick tho

 

cooking by the book changed Fresh Prince of 1-A’s name to TWINKling

 

cooking by the book: because our enbyfriend is a twink

 

someBODY ONCE TOLD ME: my god youre rIGHT

 

TWINKling: (✯◡✯)

 

cooking by the book: anyways full circle our sibs have been gone a while maybe im just being nosy but…

 

Kermit is Never Gonna Give You Up: eeh im just gonna try and make sure they aint dead

 

Kermit is Never Gonna Give You Up: @arms of an angel @Devils Son you good? ignore me if you need

 

Devil Son: oh… how long were we gone?

 

YOU’RE HOT N YOU’RE COLD: i mean not that long but just checking to make sure youre good

 

Devil Son: oh yeah well eh we were..

 

arms of an angel: we were making out

 

Devil Son: AKABDISMABWIAOANSBAIOABWHQOAJW SHOUJI

 

The Duct Tape Song: AYYYYYYE GET SOME

 

POWERTHIRST RAWBERRY: damn they broke again

 

shockwire: FIRST COUPLE OF 1-A FIRST COUPLE OF 1-A

 

Devil Son: STOP WERENT YOU SUPPOSED TO BE STUDYING

 

Responsible Lesbian Mom™: We are on a break! It is not good to spend so much time without one! Congratulations you two!

 

SET ME FREE LEAVE ME BE: THEIR NAMES ARE OPPOSITE ADORABLE

 

arms of an angel: their embarrassed.. so cute

 

Devil Son: oh my satan im breaking up with you let me go back to the v o i d

 

arms of an angel: nope sorry youre mine now babe ♡

 

Devil Son: fine ♡

 

Welcome to the Black Parade: ohmu god that was so fucking cute i cant im cryig send help my heart is melting im gonna die the darkness id getting replaced wit light

 

Kitty Cat Dance.: my god same i cant believe this love is real ive seen it now and i believe

 

Devil Son: No You Cannot Do This To Me You Two Are My Only Dark Cohorts What The Hell Stop.

 

Welcome to the Black Parade: sorry youve done got yourself a datefriend and get to be mushy and cute no more darkness for you

 

Kitty Cat Dance.: or at least just less

 

Welcome to the Black Parade: hey cuddling is punk rock dont forget man

 

Devil Son: fine im gonna blast FOB and cuddle my datefriend because its punk rock

 

Welcome to the Black Parade: atta bro

 

The Duct Tape Song: jeez what a day for this chat satan is our new overlord a war about caps lock broke out that i feel like is not finished the strugglers actually fucking STUDIED aoyama is a twink and has a scrapbook for us and shouji and tokoyami started dating and already made out and it allowed us to realize that our birb is damn ADORABLE AND SHY

 

The Duct Tape Song: good day ladies and gents and honored guests

 

YOU CANT SEE ME: i think its distinguished guests

 

The Duct Tape Song: f u c k my bad

 

FUCK OFF: HEY WOULD YALL STOP TALKING IM TRYING TO SLEEP

 

Animal I Have Become: (-_-)? @ 5:36PM

 

FUCK OFF: YES

 

someBODY ONCE TOLD ME: mmm kacchan didnt you say you had insomnia? how can you sleep so much

 

FUCK OFF: WELL THE EARPHONE JACK GIRL INTRODUCED ME TO MELATONIN

 

Welcome to the Black Parade: dont pin this on me

 

Responsible Lesbian Mom™: I think he needs to be restricted a little bit

 

Responsible Gayy Dad™: YES I WILL SEE TO IT THAT RECOVERY GIRL MONITORS THE SUPPLY A LITTLE BETTER

 

FUCK OFF: FUCK OFF YOUR NOT MY PARENTS

 

POWERTHIRST RAWBERRY: yeah but still not safe

 

FUCK OFF: FINE SHITTY HAIR ILL ONLY USE THEM FOR NIGHT WHATEVER

 

POWERTHIRST RAWBERRY: good! cant be a hero with bad health!!

 

YOU CANT SEE ME: … are we gonna talk about what just happened

 

shockwire: no but maybe we need to assemble another secret team

 

FUCK OFF: WHAT ARE YOU FUCKS TALKING ABOUT

 

YOU’RE HOT N YOU’RE COLD: nothing

 

arms of an angel: gonna go make out with my enbyfriend again then bye

 

Devil Son: stop i will never make out with you again

 

arms of an angel: really?

 

Devil Son: …. ARRRUUGHFHHJ

 

Welcome to the Black Parade: youre so cute

 

Kitty Cat Dance.: so cute

 

Devil Son: SATAN COME PICK ME UP

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Tailed Beast Naming Song: Hnnnnngh whomst else is over their body parts

 

Kermit is Never Gonna Give You Up: very much so my trans companion

 

FUCK OFF: IM ABOUT READY TO CHOP MY FUCKING CHEST OFF WITH A KNIFE

 

Tailed Beast Naming Song: bruh no dont do that i was just gonna say who wants to go to the mall and buy a bunch of shit so that im not just sitting here thinking about it

 

Responsible Gayy Dad™: THAT SOUNDS LIKE A VERY GOOD IDEA OJIRO I SHALL GO TO I CAN BUY A NEW DRESS

 

someBODY ONCE TOLD ME: uhhuuhaa new hWHAT T

 

Responsible Gayy Dad™: YES MIDORIYA ALTHOUGH YOU MAY NOT HAVE KNOWN I DO LIKE WEARING DRESSES OR SKIRTS OCCASIONALLY I HOPE YOU SUPPORT MY DECISION

 

someBODY ONCE TOLD ME: i do i was just… imagining it ajsdbvckicbdekljb

 

YOU’RE HOT N YOU’RE COLD: hes probably really hot in a dress

 

Responsible Gayy Dad™: AJKSDNBVOWIHDVKJBSKJBCOVD

 

shockwire: goddamn i think we need a fucking set everybody up day

 

someBODY ONCE TOLD ME: hhhhhhWHAT

 

Devil Son: i am in support since yall fucks did that to me

 

arms of an angel: babe you say that like you regret it

 

Devil Son: i regret so many things you are not one but allowing my peers to be involved in my personal relations with you is a deep regret

 

arms of an angel: i fucking love you

 

Devil Son: i fucking love you too

 

Kitty Cat Dance.: good luck tryna set me up with anyone

 

Tailed Beast Naming Song: ha jokes on you youre fucking hot

 

Kitty Cat Dance.: not as hot as you youll totally date someone before me

 

Tailed Beast Naming Song: u kidding ? dude have you seen yourself

 

Kitty Cat Dance.: hey buddy wanna go??

 

Tailed Beast Naming Song: yeah i wanna go lets go

 

Kitty Cat Dance.: Alright lets go out

 

Tailed Beast Naming Song: we re going on a date?

 

Kitty Cat Dance.: hey cmon lets go on a date

 

Tailed Beast Naming Song: do you want kids?

 

HEYYEYAAEYAAYEYAEYAA: it pains me that ic ant tell if this is real or not or if theyre just fucking reciting a vine

 

Welcome to the Black Parade: dude me too this is rough

 

FUCK OFF: THIS IS DAMN ANNOYING IS WHAT IT IS  

 

Tailed Beast Naming Song: anyways me and that fucking beautiful purple boy are going to the mall to buy useless shit for each other come along if you want

 

Kitty Cat Dance.: i bet i can buy you something cooler

 

Tailed Beast Naming Song: no yu fucking cant i will be so much better at spoiling you watch babe

 

Kitty Cat Dance.: dont babe me honey

 

Tailed Beast Naming Song: oh you went there lets fucking go beautiful

 

POWERTHIRST RAWBERRY: yeah ill just go to the mall because it sounded like a good idea and let this aggressive ass flirting just happen

 

YOU CANT SEE ME: a fucking greed

 

Responsible Lesbian Mom™: I suppose it is a good idea to let them handle themselves

 

Responsible Lesbian Mom™: I too will be attending this trip it sounds like fun

 

TWINKling: ~~ if anyone wants help looking for clothes call me!!★☆♡

 

shockwire: think you can hook me up with some skirts aoyama?

 

TWINKling: ~ Aah why of course I will make you the beautifulest human in 1-A besides me of course ~

 

shockwire: thanks sparkle babe

 

The Duct Tape Song: count me in i want a new skirt

 

YOU’RE HOT N YOU’RE COLD: same

 

SET ME FREE LEAVE ME BE: SAME LETS ASSEMBLE A SKIRT SQUAD EVERYONE WHO WANTS AOYAMA TO GET THEM A HELLA RAD AFFORDABLE SKIRT IN THEIR SIZE SAY YEET

 

Responsible Gay Dad™: YEET

 

Kermit is Never Gonna Give You Up: YEET

 

shockwire: YEET

 

arms of an angel: YEET

 

Welcome to the Black Parade: YEET

 

The Duct Tape Song: YEET

 

YOU’RE HOT N YOU’RE COLD: YEET

 

YOU CANT SEE ME: YEET

 

HEYYEYAAEYAAYEYAEYAA: YEET

 

TWINKling: Meet me at the front of the school and I will lead you all into the fabulously stylish sparkly lifestyle!! ✧☆

 

YOU CANT SEE ME: alright everyone lets head out!!!

 

FUCK OFF: FUCK THAT I AM NOT GOING

 

POWERTHIRST RAWBERRY: CMON BAKUGOU ITLL BE FUN ILL BUY YOU SOMETHING COOL

 

FUCK OFF: NO URGH DAMN IT NOW I HAVE TO GO TO MAKE SURE YOU DONT WASTE YOUR DAMN MONEY

 

POWERTHIRST RAWBERRY: YAY! I PROMISE ITLL BE FUN!

 

FUCK OFF: YEAH ALRIGHT WHATEVER

 

Kermit is Never Gonna Give You Up: yeah kaminari lets work on that set up day

 

shockwire: yep yep definitely

 

FUCK OFF: WHAT YOU SHITS TALKNG ABOUT

 

YOU’RE HOT N YOU’RE COLD: nothing as always

 

FUCK OFF: WHATEVER

Chapter Text

Aizawa Shouta: where in the fuck are my students

 

Yamada Hizashi: WHAT YOU MEAN ARE THEY MISSING DID THEY DIE OH MY GOD THEYRE DEAD ARENT THEY FUCK WHY COULDNT I PROTEC THEM

 

Aizawa Shouta: first off babe calm down and takes some fucking breathes They Are Not Dead

 

Yamada Hizashi: THANK GOD OKAY BUT WHAT HAPPPENED

 

Aizawa Shouta: they just left a note on my desk saying “we are on an adventure! -class 1-a” with lots of glitter and stickers

 

Yamada Hizashi: so they just… left

 

Aizawa Shouta: i guess but what the hell i told them if they wanna go somewhere they have to check in and if its the whole class then i ca go with them if they need

 

Yamada Hizashi: probs didnt want you harshen their cool kidz vibe

 

Aizawa Shouta: -_-

 

Yamada Hizashi: hehe just kidding love you! ANYWAYS! Who shall we contact??

 

Aizawa Shouta: i guess i could ask shinsou but i cant guarantee that he’ll give me a straight answer i guess we could have all might ask midoriya

 

Yamada Hizashi: ORRRRRRR WE HACK INTO THEIR GROUP CHAT

 

Aizawa Shouta: what group chat

 

Yamada Hizashi: they have a cute wittle groupchat that they talk to each other with and we can hack it to get info

 

Aizawa Shouto: okay couple of questions. they have a group chat they literally all live together?? and why would we hack in i think it would be a lot easier and much less unnecessary to just ask an individual student besides didnt you say we old people harsh their “cool kidz vibe”

 

Yamada Hizashi: HEY I SAID YOU DO IM TOTALLY COOL

 

Aizawa Shouta: i tootally believe you

 

Yamada Hizashi: alriight enough with the sarcasm lets ask someone random liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikkkkkke……..TOKOYAMI

 

Aizawa Shouta: sure whatever alright be right back


Aizawa Shouta: tokoyami this is aizawa please answer me honestly where did you and the entire class 1-a leave to without telling me

 

Tokoyami Funikage: .. hello aizawa sensei uuh we are at the mall.. To be honest i thought aoyama was supposed to tell you at least the result of our election should have pointed to that being the truth it seems we neglected his decided role what a dark decision

 

Aizawa Shouta: uugh that explains the glitter note anyways are you all together or split up

 

Tokoyami Fumikage: right now we are split up into but not really there is a group of people with aoyama so that he can pick them out a skirt and some others that are just walking around right now while they wait for that process to terminate

 

Aizawa Shouta: alright well i’m coming since you guys didnt tell me ill now be there to chaperone but dont worry i wont “harsh your cool kidz vibe” as yamada so nicely put it

 

Tokoyami Fumikage: i dont think anyone would think you harsh our vibe sir

 

Aizawa Shouta: oh thanks


Aizawa Shouta: [screenshot]

 

Aizawa Shouta: I DO NOT HARSH THEIR VIBE

 

Yamada Hizashi: woooow good for you still cooooll with tha kids

 

Aizawa Shouta: ugh dont make fun of me

 

Yamada Hizashi: i believe i get express permission TO make fun of you since we got married

 

Aizawa Shouta: fuck you right whatever im leaving to the mall wanna come

 

Yamada Hizashi: YES I COULD GET A NEW SKIRT

 

Aizawa Shouta: apparently aoyama is picking out some for a bunch of the students so lets go

 

Yamada Hizashi: sparkly son is so pure


Responsible Lesbian Mom™: Is it alright if I join the skirt group? I actually think I might want one

 

TWINKling: Of Course! Skirts for one and all~

 

Responsible Lesbian Mom™: Thank you!

 

Devil Son: by the way aizawa is coming just so you kno w

 

YOU CANT SEE ME: not that i mind but whyyy

 

Devil Son: apparently someone *cough aoyama cough* didnt tell him that we were leaving

 

POWERTHIRST RAWBERRY: bro what the hecks man

 

TWINKling: I made a very tasteful card with glitter and stickers and placed it on his desk!

 

Kermit is Never Gonna Give You Up: and what did it say?

 

TWINKling: …”We Are Going On An Adventure!” in very nice curvise

 

SET ME FREE LEAVE ME BE: babe i love the fuck out of you but wHHy

 

TWINKling: gotta be spontaneous~

 

Reponsible Gayy Dad™: ANYWAYS SINCE THIS HAS ALREADY DEVELOPED I WOULD SUGGEST THAT THE WANDERERS RECONVENE WHERE THE SKIRT GROUP IS SO THAT WHEN HE GETS HERE IF HE HAS GROUP INSTRUCTIONS WE WILL ALL BE PRESENT

 

cooking by the book: damn game of “throw things at people without getting caught” was really heating up and WHAT THE FUCK KOUDA IS SO GOOD AT THIS GAME I CRI

 

Animal I Have Become: (。•̀ᴗ-)✧

 

SET ME FREE LEAVE ME BE: damn kouda got game

 

The Duct Tape Song changed Animal I Have Become’s name to stealth game strong

 

POWERTHIRST RAWBERRY: true

 

arms of an angel: what you were playing that game without me lame i love that game

 

Devil Son: sorry but its already started

 

arms of an angel: betrayed by my own datefriend

 

arms of an angel: im dead

 

Devil Son: no you are not calm down

 

Responsible Gayy Dad™: HOW COULD YOU PLAY A GAME LIKE THAT IT DISTURBS INNOCENT SHOPPERS AS THEY GO ABOUT THEIR DAY AND CAN BE POTENTIALLY DANGEROUS

 

FUCK OFF: CALM DOWN OR MAYBE TAKE THE STICK OUT YOUR ASS WE”RE ONLY THROWING PAPER

 

HEYYEYAAEYAAYEYAEYAA: whos all playing??

 

someBODY ONCE TOLD ME: all the wanderers xcept shinsou and ojirou we have no idea where they are

 

Kermit is Never Gonna Give You Up: okay just to be safe @Tailed Beast Naming Song  @Kitty Cat Dance.

 

Kermit is Never Gonna Give You Up: hey kids where are you

 

Tailed Beast Naming Song: we’ re in a jewelry store pretending we are getting married/can afford literally anything in there i asked the clerk if i could have a diamond cut to the shape of shinsou’s head and then he asked how old we were to which shinsou replied “YOU NEVER ASK A LADY THERE AGE” so we stormed out and went to a cheap ass kids jewelry store and i bought him a plastic ring with a star on it

 

The Duct Tape Song: adorable

 

shockwire: that is quite the tail (pun)

 

Kitty Cat Dance.: babe you forgot the best part

 

Tailed Beast Naming Song: oh hon you right before i gave him the ring i got down on my knee in front of all the adorable five year olds getting little bead necklaces and such and said to purple babe “will you kill me?”

 

POWERTHIRST RAWBERRY: BROOOOOOOO WHAAAAATT

 

Welcome to the Black Parade: WHAT DID YOU SAY SHINSOU

 

Kitty Cat Dance.: i said “I THOUGHT YOUD NEVER ASK” and then i pulled him up to his feet slapped him and then kissed him (fake slap dont worry didnt hurt and if it did then ojirou’s a little bitch)

 

Tailed Beast Naming Song: shut up im your bitch

 

HEYYEYAAEYAAYEYAEYAA: god who knew ojirou was so godamn chaotic hes so sweet and chill in class weird

 

someBODY ONCE TOLD ME changed Tailed Beast Naming Song to Bitch

 

someBODY ONCE TOLD ME changed Kitty Cat Dance.’s name to Killer

 

arms of an angel: damn you right

 

Devil Son: but should he say it?

 

Killer: yes

 

YOU’RE HOT N YOU’RE COLD: anyways come to skirt group aizawa is already here and he brought present mic



The Duct Tape Song: yeep

 

Responsible Gayy Dad™: ALRIGHT ALL CONVERSATION IS POSTPONED UNTIL AIZAWA FINISHES SPEAKING TO US


“Why are you all looking at me?” Aizawa asks his students.

 

“Did you not want to discuss with us some matters regarding why were are here?” Iida asks.

 

“No. I’m just here to make sure you’re all not dead, and Yamada wants a new skirt.” Aizawa said.

 

“Would you like me to help you sensei~!” Aoyama asks.

 

“Sure sparkle son!” Yamada replies.

 

“Sparkle son! So cute!” Mina shouts.

 

“Anyways just go back to doing whatever you were doing, keep your phones on, stay with at least one other person etc.” Aizawa finishes.

 

“Thanks dad. Gonna go back to the game now.” Tokoyami says, “I think it’s Midoriya’s turn.”

 

“Yep! And I’m losing so gotta be better now! Bye everyone see you later!”

 

“Hey wait one last thing. Add me to your group chat, don’t worry you can say whatever you want in it I’m not trying to regulate you but if I need to tell everyone something quick that seems like a good way to be able to.” Aizawa says.

 

“Of course sensei! I will do that right away sir!” Iida says.

 

“Thanks, now go be normal, or not be weird that’s cool, too.” Aizawa replies.  

 

“Okay good. We don’t know how to be normal.” Shouji says. “Back to skirts.”

 

 

HEYYEYAAEYAAYEYAEYAA changed their name to The Bisexual Lady

 

The Bisexual Lady: everyones changing their name i felt left out

 

someBODY ONCE TOLD ME: yeah i think we overdue for some name changes

 

Responsible Gayy Dad™ added Aizawa Shouta to The Cleansed Land of 1-A

 

Responsible Gayy Dad™ added Yamada Hizashi to The Cleansed Land of 1-A

 

Aizawa Shouta: arent i technically the responsible gayy dad?

 

shockwire: YOOO YOU RIGHT

 

Yamada Hizashi: nah we like the chaotic parents and i aint gay i bi by the way

 

The Duct Tape Song: gotchu

 

The Duct Tape Song changed Aizawa Shouta’s name the Chaotic Gayy Pop™

 

The Duct Tape Song changed Yamada Hizashi’s name to Chaotic Bi Pop™

 

POWERTHIRST RAWBERRY: niiiiice

 

Chaotic Gayy Pop™: alright yeah accurate now get off your damn phones and have fun or something

 

YOU’RE HOT N YOU’RE COLD: k pop

 

YOU’RE HOT N YOU’RE COLD: my god ive just realized what ive done

 

The Duct Tape Song changed YOU’RE HOT N YOU’RE COLD’s name to bangtan boi

 

The Duct Tape Song: sorry bro you set me up i couldnt resist

 

bangtan boi: understood


[like five minutes later]

 

someBODY ONCE TOLD ME: the game is intense its kacchans turn to throw hes been caught three times tokoyamis been caught twice same with satou kirishima has been caught four times (he gets too excited and sometimes screams when it lands) and i am no longer losing also have been caught three times kouda is winning this have been caught ONLY ONCE its amazing

 

someBODY ONCE TOLD ME: bakugou makes the throw from behind a fake plant good move

 

someBODY ONCE TOLD ME: BUT WHATS THIS THE FORCE WAS TOO HARD THE TARGET IMMEDIATELY TURNS AROUND TO MAKE EXACT EYE CONTACT WITH KACCHAN OH MAN ITS SO AWKWARD THE MAN LOOKS FAIRLY PISSED TO WHICH KACCHAN UTTERS AN INCREDIBLY WEAK “SORRY” THIS PUTS KAACHAN IN LAST TIED WITH KIRISHIMA

 

FUCK OFF: GODDAMN DEKU SHUT UP I WILL WIN DAMNIT

 

stealth game strong: nah im winning

 

cooking by the book: YOOOO WHATUP KOUDA

 

FUCK OFF: HES TOO GODAMN QUIET THATS NOT DAMN FAIR

 

YOU CANT SEE ME: are you guys even buying anything or just playnig that game??

 

Devil Son: we decided that playing this game was more worth our efforts than buying stuff

 

YOU CANT SEE ME: well cool have fun!

 

Devil Son: thank you

 

Devil Son; shit its my turn get me some paper

 

arms of an angel: win babe and ill buy you a smoothie

 

Devil Son: this is for you babe

 

Chaotic Gayy Pop™: knew it

 

Devil Son: ……..sADFQHGWhhhAt

 

Devil Son: you know what no i am done i fucking love shouji and i am going to fucking win this game for them fuck ALL OF YOU

 

arms of an angel: aaaaaw that was so cute

 

Chaotic Bi Pop™: damn it why are our kids so much cuter than we are???

 

Chaotic Gayy Pop™: theyre young at this point we just eat food and take naps together and thats it

 

shockwire: no lie that sounds pretty cute

 

The Duct Tape Song: yeah it really does bro

 

shockwire: you get me bro

 

The Duct Tape Song: of course  ilove you bro

 

shockwire: *wipes tear* love you too bro

 

Chaotic Gayy Pop™: knew that too

 

shockwire: ugggHHHH knew wHAT …

 

Chaotic Gayy Pop™: ugh.. nothing

 

Welcome to the Black Parade: (kaminari and sero’s faces [BRIGHT RED])

 

Kermit is Never Gonna Give You Up: midoriya hows that game going (subtle convo change)

 

Chaotic Gayy Pop™: (thanks i fucked up sorta)

 

someBODY ONCE TOLD ME: its great tokoyami went for the three people bonus where you can try and get three people in a row to get your number of caughts reuced by one and he HELLA DID IT it was magical so now hes tied for first with kouda at being caught once

 

Welcome to the Black Parade: how respect

 

TWINKling: !!~~finished! Everyone has a beautiful skirt now!

 

Responsible Gayy Dad™: I HAVE TO SAY THIS BLUE LONG SKIRT IS BEAUTIFUL AOYAMA THANK YOU VERY MUCH I KNOW JUST WHAT SHIRT IT WOULD GO NICELY WITH IN MY WARDROBE THANK YOU VERY MUCH

TWINKling: Of course !!

 

The Bisexual Lady: they were so cheap and so nice looking and everyone got one in their size honestly bless my face is clear my crops are watered everyones depression is history damn what a good fucking day great to be alive

 

Responsible Lesbian Mom™: I very much agree! Thank you Aoyama!

 

TWINKling: You are welcome!✰

 

SET ME FREE LEAVE ME BE: its getting kinda late yall if no one has anything else to do we should probably head back right bros?

 

someBODY ONCE TOLD ME: youre right but KOUDA WAS CAUGHT I REPEAT KOUDA WAS CAUGHT THAT MAKES TWO TIMES BEING CAUGHT FOR HIM TOKOYAMI WINS WHAT A GAME

 

cooking by the book: its okay kouda i was rooting for you

 

stealth game strong: (ㄒoㄒ) thx

 

cooking by the book changed stealth game strong’s name to teddy bear

 

cooking by the book: stealth game not strong but still cute

 

teddy bear: (◠﹏◠✿)

 

arms of an angel: so pure anyways come get your smoothie babe

 

Devil Son: thanks love

 

Chaotic Gayy Pop™: now dont ever leave without telling me again

 

Bitch: jeez lowkey ruined the mood

 

Chaotic Gayy Pop™: whatd you say to me

 

Killer: he said nothing

 

Chaotic Bi Pop™: got your bfs back respect

 

Chaotic Gayy Pop™: JUST BACK TO YOUR DORMS

 

bangtan boi: k pop

Chapter Text

[11:23PM]

YOU CANT SEE ME: @ ectoplasm. math?? I dont know her

 

The Duct Tape Song: MOOD

 

shockwire: BIG MOOD

 

Devil Son: GIGANTIC MOOD

 

The Bisexual Lady: HUMONGOUS MOOD

 

Chaotic Gayy Pop™: oh my god then pay attention youre in his goddamn class right now why dont you damn learn something

 

SET ME FREE LEAVE ME BE: hhhngh,, alright pop

 

Chaotic Bi Pop™: cmon pop dont be such a hard ass

 

Chaotic Bi Pop™: YO JK PAY ATTENTION IN SCHOOL KIDZ



[12:36PM]

shockwire: not gonna lie i actually learned something today

 

Welcome to the Black Parade: ha nerd

 

Welcome to the Black Parade: im just kidding thats great literally the coolest people in 1a have the best grades thats not fair

 

POWERTHIRST RAWBERRY: bro you’re right yaoyorozu, iida, bakugou, midoriya, todoroki, tsu

 

POWERTHIRST RAWBERRY: damn dekusquad is beating us guys

 

The Duct Tape Song: i mean minus one

 

SET ME FREE LEAVE ME BE: HEY SAY IT TO MY FACE I DARE YOU

 

The Duct Tape Song: i choose life

 

Killer: damn that was savage i thought this girl was like the cinnamon roll of the class

 

Bitch: huuuuuuh uh dude have you seen her?? she is so intense its scary >.<

 

arms of an angel: do we have a cinnamon roll? too good too pure for this earth?

 

cooking by the book: UUM YES its kouda obvi

 

arms of an angel: oh my god kouda ims o sorry youre right hes so precious how could i forget

 

teddy bear: ☆(◒‿◒)☆

 

Kermit is Never Gonna Give You Up: kouda will be such a good hero

 

teddy bear: (。◕‿◕。) thank you!! \(*^▽^*)/

 

Responsible Gayy Dad™: I LOVE APPRECIATING FELLOW CLASSMATES AS MUCH AS ALL OF YOU I TOO THINK KOUDA WILL BE AN AMAZING HELPFUL LOVEABLE HERO BUT LUNCH IS JUST ABOUT OVER I HOPE YOU ALL HAD A NUTRITIONAL MEAL SO AS TO RETURN TO YOUR STUDIES WITH PROPER HEALTH

 

TWINKling: of course responsible father!!~

 

Chaotic Bi Pop™: what class is next??

 

Chaotic Gayy Pop™: hon its yours

 

Chaotic Bi Pop™: FUUUUUUUUU DASHING TO THE CLASSROOM

 

someBODY ONCE TOLD ME: c h a o t i c  d a d

 

bangtan boi: i swear though hes gonna have a full lesson planned with homework anyways

 

Chaotic Gayy Dad™: of course he is. my man may be a little forgetful but he is not sloppy when it comes to teaching you kids are his life

 

Welcome to the Black Parade: aaw dad that was so sweet

 

Responsible Lesbian Mom™: It is rather wonderful to know that the teachers take the time to care for their students not just simply provide education!

 

Chaotic Gayy Dad™: of course its not a finished job if you just teach a subject the kids you teach are effectively under your care we are really raising kids (which is actually scary as fuck i basically have children. 20 fucking children)

 

Bitch: man dad knows how to hit us in the feels

 

Devil Son: truly the dark cavern of my heart is seeing the light

 

The Duct Tape Song: man that was deep

 

Devil Son: thank you

 

FUCK OFF: DOES ANYONE THINK ITS FUCKING WEIRD THAT WE CALL A DAMN CLASSMATE DAD AND MOM AS WELL AS TEACHERS

 

POWERTHIRST: nah

 

arms of an angel: not really

 

YOU CANT SEE ME: its great!

 

bangtan boi: a parents a parent endeavor who? Iida is responsible for us yaoyorozu supports us aizawa protects us and yamada keeps us happy (i mean they all do everything but like you get me)

 

someBODY ONCE TOLD ME: that so perfect i lov!!!!

 

SET ME FREE LEAVE ME BE: same thats so sick!!

 

Chaotic Bi Pop™: ALRIGHT CLASS IS READY CMON KIDS READY TO HAVE YOUR MIND EXPLODE WITH KNOWLEDGE

 

The Bisexual Lady: you would be able to make learning sound cool

 

Chaotic Bi Pop™: OF COURSE IM THE COOLEST

 

shockwire: now im excited for class what even is yuuei this is no hero course this is magic

 

Kermit is Never Gonna Give You Up: Hogwarts for Heroes

 

cooking by the book: YE S

 

Chaotic Bi Pop™: alright seriously tho children despite how fun this is time for class

 

SET ME FREE LEAVE ME BE: IM CATCHING UP DEKUSQUAD FOR THE WIN

 

FUCK OFF: OH HELL NO YALL BETTER FUCKING STUDY THIS SHIT GOOD

 

shockwire: HELL YEAH WE SWOOPING IN

 

The Bisexual Lady: I WILL TRY

 

The Duct Tape Song: WHOOO FUCK YEAH GON HIT THOSE BOOKS HARD

 

Chaotic Gayy Pop™: never seen a class so damn positive. youll all truly be great heroes

Chapter Text

[2:16PM]

cooking by the book: yui kno wohs sooooooooiioooo sqeet

 

Killer: sqeet?

 

cooking by the book: sweeeeet

 

POWERTHIRST RAWBERRY: who?!

 

cooking by the book: heheheehwh koda

 

cooking by the book: ssooo sweweeeeet

 

teddy bear: (゚ロ゚) !

 

cooking by the book: hehahhehhes cuutte

 

Chaotic Gayy Pop™: my god what did all might do to him

 

someBODY ONCE TOLD ME: no no all might didnt do anything! we were just in hero class and satou is still a little weird from the sugar

 

Chaotic Gayy Pop™: alright then bye

 

The Duct Tape Song: adios

 

The Bisexual Lady: can someone take candy man to bed

 

arms of an angel: i gots it i can carry him

 

bangtan boi: haha candy man

 

someBODY ONCE TOLD ME: youre a dork

 

bangtan boi: thanks

 

bangtan boi changed cooking by the book’s name to candy man

 

POWERTHIRST RAWBERRY: oh yeah you right ITS BEEN TOO LONG

 

POWERTHIRST RAWBERRY changed their name to Dateko

 

shockwire: why?

 

Dateko: iron wall of date from haikyuu bro I AM AN UNBREAKABLE WALL

 

shockwire: YO BRO YOU RIGHT

 

Dateko changed someBODY ONCE TOLD ME’s name to Green Giant

 

Green Giant: suitable

 

Dateko changed Kermit is Never Gonna Give You Up’s name to Princess and the Frog

 

Dateko: she both

 

Princess and the Frog: how nice thanks

 

Dateko: of course your highness!

 

Bitch changed SET ME FREE LEAVE ME BE’s name to Beauty and the Beast

 

Bitch: she both (sorry bro couldnt resist)

 

Beauty and the Beast; HELL YEAH I AM WHATS GOOD

 

Dateko: (bro its chill because YOURE SO RIGHT)

 

Bitch: (right? and now theyre matching)

 

Welcome to the Black Parade: whats up with the parenthesis?

 

Bicth: private conversation

 

Welcome to the Black Parade: … sure

 

Dateko: ANYWAYS

 

Dateko changed arms of an angel’s name to Devil Son-in-law

 

Devil Son: wow creative

 

Killer: wow sassy

 

Welcome to the Black Parade: so much salt damn

 

Bitch changed Welcome to the Black Parade’s name to Soft Goth

 

Dateko: oh good one

 

Bitch: thanks

 

TWINKling: ~~ resident name changing duet!! Kirishima and Ojiro

 

Bitch: true

 

Dateko: almost done

 

Bitch changed The Duct Tape Song’s name to mixtape

 

Dateko changed YOU CANT SEE ME’s name to Miss Appear

 

Miss Appear: lol the International Justice League of Super Acquaintances or IJLSA for short!

 

Dateko: Yeah!! lets keep these for a while

 

Responsible Lesbian Mom™: Thank you two!! It’s good to change names for fun! On another note Shouji is Satou alright?

 

Devil Son-in-law: oh yep hes good hes sleeping right now

 

shockwire: hes usually not out for that long we should play a game when he wakes up!!

 

Responsible Gayy Dad™: AN EXCELLENT IDEA KAMINARI DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY SUGGESTIONS

 

FUCK OFF: NO MATTER WHAT IT IS ILL DESTROY ALL OF YOU

 

The Bisexual Lady: what kinda game are we talking here?

 

Princess and the Frog: a board game sounds safe and fun

 

mixtape: oh shit what board game can we play with 20 people??

 

Beauty and the Beast: i have apples to apples!! but i only gots the small travel pack so we gonna have to play in teams of two

 

FUCK OFF: WHAT THATS LAME

 

Dateko: cmon itll be fun man!

 

FUCK OFF: URGH WHATEVER

 

Killer: pssht he weak

 

bangtan boi: good one

 

Killer: thanks

 

Chaotic Gayy Pop™: back again ill pick the teams

 

The Bisexual Lady™: oh cmon pop this isnt school :(

 

Chaotic Gayy Pop™: dont worry youll like them anyways Mina/Hagakure, Kaminari/Sero, Ojiro/Shinsou, Aoyama/Todoroki, Koda/Satou, Tsu/Uraraka, Iida/Midoriya, Shouji/Tokoyami, Kirishima/Bakugou, Yaoyorozu/Jirou

 

Chaotic Gayy Pop™: there

 

Chaotic Bi Pop™: :O sneaky babe

 

Chaotic Gayy Pop™: shh

 

Bitch: hahahaha aah nice (im in a relationship which means i know whats going on)

 

teddy bear: (¬///_///¬)

 

Chaotic Gayy Pop™: dont question me



private message

 

Yamada Hizashi: i see what you are trying to do

 

Aizawa Shouta: dont blow it for me

 

Aizawa Shouta: i know all these weirdos like each other and while im not trying to force it i know how terrible it feels to not be together

 

Aizawa Shouta: when we were in high school it was terrible i was fucking miserable

 

Yamada Hizashi: aaaaw babe.. sorry i was kinda a bitch in high school

 

Aizawa Shouta: a hot bitch

 

Aizawa Shouta: well anyways we are married now so im good

 

Yamada Hizashi: what up with putting todoroki with aoyama tho?? i know he and the green and blue boy wanna be a thing

 

Aizawa Shouta: oh easy iida and midoriya need to be around at least one other person they like because they are probably the most embarrassed and shy about it they need to confront their feelings. curse of being a little more normal

 

Aizawa Shouta: todoroki knows what he wants and will attempt to get it but without proper communication skills he might blow it who better to teach him than our flashy son

 

Yamada Hizashi: youre so right thats amazing and cute anyways im sorta bored of grading you wanna prank one of the other teachers again??

 

Aizawa Shouta: always lets go



back to group



candy man: im awake

 

candy man: what we doing

 

Killer: we gon play apples to apples broski come on down to the common room

 

candy man: … youre personality changes real fast

 

Killer: keeps it exciting :)

 

candy man: whatever flips your pancakes



[4:37PM]

FUCK OFF: OH MY GOD DAMN IT FUCK YALL CANT CHEAT ME OUTTA CARDS LIKE THAT STOP PERSUADING YOURE RUINING THE ESSENCE OF THIS GODDAMN GAME

 

Green Giant: not to water your flame but that IS the essence of the game

 

Dateko: sorry bro but i think he got you there

 

FUCK OFF: DEKU YOU BASTARD NEW RULE NO TALKING

 

The Bisexual Lady: pfft alright hey kaminari sero hagakure and my card is good right pick it!!!

 

FUCK OFF: NO WHAT THE HELL

 

Dateko: yikes! and they continue to evade the attack

 

FUCK OFF: STOP WHOS SIDE ARE YOU ON ANYWAYS WHAT THE HELL INVISIBLE CHICK

 

Miss Appear: hey no rule against texting bro be more specific except right now because i rule that i can electronically tell you that my card is better than yours BECAUSE WHAT IS SPOOKIER THAN INFOMERCIALS

 

bangtan boi: i would agree that you are right but i still think sero and kaminari will wisely choose teenagers i mean aoyama sold me on it

 

TWINKling: ~he’s right I am a GeNiUs ☆

 

Green Giant: but you guys are teenagers

 

TWINKling: and we are horrifying!!!

 

Green Giant: ...okay youre right

 

Responsible Gayy Dad™: I SEE THAT YOU TWO WORK VERY WELL TOGETHER THAT IS NICE

 

bangtan boi: aoyama is better at this than me

 

Responsible Gayy Dad™: I MYSELF DID NOT UNDERSTAND THE SPIRIT OF THIS GAME I WAS ATTEMPTING TO FIND A PERFECT EXAMPLE OF THE OFFERED WORD “SPOOKY” BUT MIDORIYA INFORMED ME THAT A SILLY YET INACCURATE NOUN WOULD BE A MORE SUITABLE OPTION

 

Green Giant: yep!! thats the game iida

 

shockwire: lowkey bros this is hard these are really funny

 

mixtape: true tough call bro

 

shockwire: youre right bro

 

mixtape: bro what do we do

 

shockwire: bro do we eenie meenie miney moe??

 

mixtape: maybe bro

 

Killer: no you will not you will pick my card because it is clearly superior

 

Bitch: babe our card

 

Killer: sshhh

 

Bitch: okay

 

Beauty and the Beast: whipped?

 

Bitch: yeah hes too hot

 

Beauty and the Beast: welp as long as you happy my dude

 

Bitch: thanks m’lady

 

Beauty and the Beast: yo satou kouda yall havent said anything?

 

candy man: oh ive never been good at defending my card i usually make it worse

 

teddy bear: i win if its cuz the judge thinks i deserve it ┐(︶▽︶)┌    

 

Princess and the Frog: you guys are so nice and chill even while everyone else is riled up playing a game. respect

 

candy man: thanks im not usually this calm but kouda is so chill love this bro

 

teddy bear: ヽ(*⌒▽⌒*)ノ

 

candy man: (◕‿◕)

 

shockwire: ALRIGHT WE PICKED

 

Devil Son: finally

 

Devil Son: i couldve reached pluto and came back

 

Devil Son: and when i say pluto i dont mean the planet i mean the roman god of the underworld

 

The Bisexual Lady: are you friends with all the underworld leaders or

 

Devil Son: theres a lot of underworld or death deities that i am acquainted with but as far as the popular ones id say pluto is like an older cousin thats easy to prank hades is a sassy yet caring uncle and satan as you know is one of my dads (i wont dad erasure all my other accepted dads)

 

The Bisexual Lady: amazing

 

mixtape: okay well anyways we didnt pick yours eternal darkness

 

Devil Son: fine it wasnt that funny

 

Devil Son-in-law: you wound me

 

Devil Son: you.picked.sporks.SPORKS. need i say more?

 

Devil Son-in-law: I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY

 

mixtape: alright alright quiet down fellows pals gals and bros i am here to announce the winner … bro drum roll

 

shockwire: ddrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrruuummmmmmmmm rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooolllllllllllllllllll

 

mixtape: ITS THE UNITED STATES

 

FUCK OFF: WHAT THE FUCK

 

Dateko: damn it that is funny

 

FUCK OFF: ARE YOU EVEN ON MY TEAM

 

Dateko: Hey man im just calling it like i see it!!

 

FUCK OFF: WE GOTTA PLAY TO WIN THIS STUPID GAME

 

Dateko: alright alright next round is comeback time!!

 

Soft Goth: anyways nice hand me that card man

 

Responsible Lesbian Mom™: I was confident that this was a funny option!

 

Miss Appear: but same tho im scared of america

 

bangtan boi: same

 

Devil Son: same

 

Bitch: same

 

Dateko: same

 

TWINkling: ~same~

 

Chaotic Bi Pop™: WHY ARE YOU KIDS TEXTING

 

Chaotic Gayy Pop™: yeah goddamn cant even play games properly

 

Chaotic Bi Pop™: YOU SOLD US OUT WE WERE TRYNA PRANK ALL MIGHT BECAUSE HES SO GODDAMN EASY TO PRANK AND SUCH A GOOD SPORT ABOUT IT BUT YALL WERE BLOWING UP OUR PHONES

 

Green Giant: your were pranking all might?

 

Green Giant: nice

 

bangtan boi: but you left your ringers on while trying to prank someone rooky mistake

 

Chaotic Gayy Pop™: we had to we were using them as walkie talkies

 

Dateko: was the prank good though?

 

Chaotic Gayy Pop™: we were tryna convince him that he needed to make a loudspeaker announcement and we had the script all written out which was that line from toy story 2 when buzz lightyear was talking about woody and getting him back

 

Chaotic Bi Pop™: this one: “Did Woody give up when Sid had me strapped to a rocket? And did he give up when you threw him out of the back of that moving van? We have a friend in need, and we will not rest until he's safe in Andy's room. Now let's move out!”

 

Chaotic Bi Pop™: we cut out the other toys responding so that it was one clean line AND IT WOULDVE BEEN HILARIOUS

 

Killer: so need for the walkie talkies??

 

Chaotic Gayy Pop™: needed to make sure none of the teachers came in the office or nezdu we didnt wanna be scolded so mic was keeping watch and i was leading might man to the office

 

Chaotic Gayy Pop™: i told him we needed an “inspiring voice” to deliver the message and it would have been hilarious because he literally wouldnt have stopped until he had finished the whole thing

 

Chaotic Gayy Pop™: but he heard the buzzing outside and went to check and saw yamada squatting like a spy and he said in his fucking dad voice “are you guys pranking me again AHAHAHA! shall i still read the message”

 

Chaotic Gayy Pop™: i said no because it would still be funny sure but not satisfying and i am way too petty to accept a lack of satisfaction

 

Bitch: same

 

Devil Son: mood

 

mixtape: valid

 

Responsible Lesbian Mom™: So you teachers play pranks too, interesting

 

Responsible Gayy Dad™: IT IS VERY CHAOTIC BUT TECHNICALLY I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR YOU BUT I HOPE YOU KEEP YOUR PRANKS SAFE SO AS NOT TO HARM THE VICTIMS

 

Chaotic Bi Pop™: lowkey ashamed that our students are waay more responsible than us

 

Chaotic Gayy Pop™: me too but im just gonna ignore it because i am an Adult

 

Chaotic Bi Pop™: truuuuuuu Adulting: ignore the fact that you are still a child by saying “I Am An Adult!” and then doing something stupid

 

Green Giant: damn lowkey ashamed we ruined the prank but also DID EVERYONE MISS THE “MIGHT MAN” THAT WAS HILARIOUS

 

Dateko: BRO YOU RIGHT I MISSED IT I HAD TO GO BACK

 

Chaotic Gayy Pop™: anyways good be ashamed now play your fucking game and i overrule the only message rule use your fucking words be normal social kids

 

FUCK OFF: GODDAMN IT

 

Dateko: DONT WORRY WE CAN STILL CATCH UP

 

teddy bear: bye dad \(⌒▽⌒)

 

Chaotic Gayy Dad™: bye kiddo

 

candy man: so cute i cri

 

teddy bear: (*/。\)

 

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teddy bear: \(〇_o)/ 〜(><)〜 \(º □ º l|l)/

 

teddy bear: HeL P !!!!! AS SiStanCE IS R E Q U I R E D

 

bangtan boi: whats wrong?

 

teddy bear: ..・ヾ(。><)シ HTERES A SPPIDR IN TH E COMNON EOOM

 

bangtan boi: …. yikes im out

 

Bitch: me too im sorry precious gem

 

shockwire: SAME … SEND HELP PEOPLE OUR KOUDA IS IN DANGER

 

candy man: ah i got this!! coming kouda !

 

teddy bear: 。゚( ゚^∀^゚)゚。 THANKS!!!!

 

Devil Son: what a hero

 

Dateko: I NEED A HERO (CRASH)

 

shockwire: IM HOLDING OUT FOR A HERO TILL THE END OF THE NIGHT

 

mixtape: HES GOTTA BE STRONG

 

Miss Appear: AND HES GOTTA BE FAST

 

Beauty and the Beast: AND HES GOTTA BE FRESH FROM THE FIGHT (ง •̀_•́)ง

 

Devil Son: i wasnt expecting that but its not surprising

 

Princess and the Frog: we truly do expect the unexpected

 

Devil Son: man youre right

 

candy man: i got the spider! common room is safe again

 

Killer: bless my soul [satou] was on a roll

 

Green Giant: UnDeFeated!!

 

TWINKling: Riding high!!~~ and the nicest guy ♥‿♥

 

Devil Son-in-law: not conceeeited

 

teddy bear: (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)  ( º ﹏ º )ノ♥

 

candy man: akdbziakbdaoxkvks uuuuuuUUhHH KouDaaA UUMMM

 

mixtape: YO YOU GOT THIS BRO

 

Killer: wait wait wait isnt he right next to you dude

 

candy man: hhhhngnngh too embarrassed i dont want them to be looking in my eyes when they say no

 

Bitch: SAY NO WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT NO WAY THAT HAPPENS HOMES GET OFF LINE AND LOOK THEM STRAIGHT IN THE EYE AND ASK YOUR DAMN QUESTION

 

Killer: wow babe that was great

 

Bitch: thanks hon now go sugar cookie

 

candy man: aah fuck alright thanks man

 

teddy bear: ….(i wont comment on the fact that i can read all this)

 

candy man: (thanks thats why i like you)

 

candy man: (I MEAN UH SHIT ILL TALK TO YOU VERBALLY)

 

Beauty and the Beast: welp now that another one of our brothers is becoming a man i have another song to sing in honor of our bro

 

Beauty and the Beast: LETS GET DOWN TO BUSINESS

 

Responsible Lesbian Mom™: To defeat the Huns!!!

 

mixtape: HAUUUUHHH

 

shockwire: DID THEY SEND ME DAUGHTERS WHEN I ASKED FOR SONS

 

FUCK OFF: WHAT THE FUXK IS THIS HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL SHUT UP

 

Dateko: god shang is so hot

 

Soft Goth: what is that like your favorite movie ?

 

bangtan boi: agreed man hes so hot

 

FUCK OFF: NO IF I HAVE TO CHOOSE A SHITTY MOVIE ITS OBVIOUSLY SKY HIGH EVEN THOUGH THAT BITCH ASS DUDE DOES NOT DESERVE THAT VINE CHICK SHE SHOULDVE BEEN WITH THE FIRE GUY

 

Bitch: right?? hes a babe

 

Responsible Gayy Dad™: I SHALL NOT LIE I AGREE VERY MUCH WITH THAT ENTIRE STATEMENT ABOUT SKY HIGH AND THE ATTRACTIVE LEVEL OF SHANG

 

Princess and the Frog: how long did you think about that for bakugou? also i love that theres one conversation about sky high and one about how hot shang is

 

FUCK OFF: I DIDNT HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT AT ALL ITS OBVIOUS WHAT SHOULDA HAPPENED THEY JUST WANTED THAT STUPID “IM THE MAIN CHARACTER IM A BITCH BUT I GET TO SAVE THE DAY AND GET THE CHICK BECAUSE I DESERVE IT!” SO LAME

 

Green Giant: ah brings back memories of kacchan yelling this in school when we were younger

 

The Bisexual Lady: EXPOSED

 

FUCK OFF: DAMNIT DEKU

 

Dateko: so true tho main bitch was not manly at all

 

The Bisexual Lady: you are SO RIGHT I HAVE SO MANY FEELINGS ABOUT THIS THAT IS THE SMALLEST DICK ENERGY

 

Responsible Lesbian Mom™: I agree with this opinion as well!

 

candy man: jeez yall i leave for a couple seconds and you already talking about sky high and shang without me betrayal

 

Devil Son: ummm you gonna tell us what happened ??

 

candy man: oh right welp kouda is my….

 

teddy bear: enbyfriend!! (。♥‿♥。)

 

candy man: AAH HOW CAN YOU SAY IT SO CASUALLY

 

teddy bear: i dont know boyfriend what are you so embarrassed about? (^_<)~☆

 

Miss Appear: WHO IS THIS DAMN KOUDA FUCK IT UP

 

mixtape: HAAAHHHH ?! ?!?!??! SHIT OUR CINNAMON ROLL IS FLAMING

 

Responsible Gayy Dad™: I HOPE YOU TWO MAKE EACH OTHER VERY HAPPY CONGRATULATIONS

 

candy man: damn dad saying that makes me feel …. happy

 

Green Giant: AAAAAAW SO CUTE FUCK I THINK WE NEED TO RETHINK WHOS THE CINNAMON ROLL

 

Dateko: so satou is a cinnamon roll i did NOT EXPECT THIS DEVELOPMENT

 

Killer:  is class 1-a just the destination point for weird ass teenagers to get together

 

Devil Son: its that one space in the game of Life where you get married and you add a little plastic person to your tiny car

 

mixtape: does that mean everyone in 1-a is destined to date someone else from 1-a???

 

TWINKling: ~~~ nope! well at least I myself am not★★ just trying to get through this school thing and be an amazingly sparkly fabulous agender that likes dudes !!!

 

Killer: wow… i really really respect that

 

TWINKling: merci~! support is appreciated !

 

Responsible Gayy Dad™: OF COURSE WE ALL SUPPORT YOU HERE AOYAMA IT IS QUITE THE WISE DECISION AS LONG AS IT SUPPORTS YOUR HAPPINESS

 

Soft Goth: theres something about iida just yelling support whenever someone does something important or just needs it that keeps me going

 

Miss Appear: so much same

 

Miss Appear: man we have school tomorrow

 

Miss Appear: school is hard

 

shockwire: it really is man

 

mixtape: we live a rough life

 

Devil Son: a life that includes darkness

 

Dateko: a serious struggle

 

The Bisexual Lady: and the worse we do the longer it lasts

 

bangtan boi: are you guys making a poem?

 

bangtan boi: its pretty cool

 

Green Giant: hahahahajahahahshjahaha aaah todoroki. so cute.

 

bangtan boi: thank you you are also cute i also think iida is cute now that i think about it anyways how long have you guys been working on it?

 

Responsible Gayy Dad™: YOY CANR JSUT SAY THAY

 

Bitch: oof hit em hard the boi TYPOED

 

teddy bear: (((( ;°Д°))))

 

shockwire: oh we just get together every week talk about poetry make our own

 

mixtape: we meet in a cave that we found on campus

 

Dateko: i usually bring a saxophone just to keep the creativity flowing

 

Devil Son: there they call me nuwanda

 

Beauty and the Beast: we call this gathering the Dead Poet’s Society

 

Miss Appear: so everyone was on board with this alright ill try and keep up

 

bangtan boi: wow how cool im not good at poetry

 

Bitch: dont worry theres a poet in you somewhere

 

bangtan boi: hopefully

 

Green Giant: sooo … how long will this go on?

 

FUCK OFF: FOREVER DONT TELL SIZZLE FROST SHIT

 

The Bisexual Lady: SIZZLE FROST

 

candy man: SIZZLE FROST

 

Killer: SIZZLE FROST

 

Bitch: i would change his user but then he’d know who we are talking about

 

Dateko: dont worry bro we’ll do it later when he forgets

 

Princess and the Frog: honor system though nobody tell this will just be the thing

 

Princess and the Frog: weird that he hasnt said anything though? is he okay still alive?

 

bangtan boi: is someone hurt do they need help?

 

Princess and the Frog: ah hes good

 

bangtan boi: thats good

 

Bitch: how is this even possible ?? bruh has no clue whats going on but its all the same to him

 

Devil Son-in-law: dude is a pro only listens to what he needs to

 

bangtan boi: oh thats an efficient tactic

 

Responsible Gayy Dad™: AS MUCH AS I FIND THIS CONVERSATION AS AMUSING AS THE REST OF YOU DO I DO NEED TO INQUIRE INTO IF EVERYONE HAS COMPLETED THEIR HOMEWORK

 

Miss Appear: yikes gotta blast

 

The Bisexual Lady: im gonna blast with you mind if i go to your room ?

 

Miss Appear: not at all lets go dude

 

shockwire: well this was fun bye folks see you in the afterlife

 

mixtape: you mean after party when we gets this work done and make it rain with A’s AM I RIGHT

 

Dateko: YEEAH LETS DO IT

 

Responsible Gayy Dad™: VERY GOOD A POSITIVE ATTITUDE GOES A LONG WAY TO FINISHING YOUR WORK

 

Soft Goth: just keep replenishing my life force iida thanks

 

Responsible Gayy Dad™: WILL DO MY MUCH APPRECIATED FRIEND

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private message

 

arms of an angel: hey can you meet me somewhere private?

 

Devil Son: sure...

 

Devil Son: you can come to my room if you want

 

arms of an angel: alright im on my way

 

Devil Son: hey sorry for ah never mind ill talk when you get here

arms of an angel: okay and please tell me if i or anyone else makes you uncomfortable

Devil Son: yeah i will



Tokoyami couldn’t sit still, they paced around their room, sat down stood back up, paced some more, rearranged things in their room, etc.

 

Shouji wanted to talk about feelings? or something like that? Tokoyami wasn’t exactly sure how it went. They’ve never had to talk about feelings , their parents never cared, and since they didn’t give Tokoyami the opportunity to make friends nobody had cared.

 

Now someone did, it was weird for Tokoyami, and really really scary. They couldn’t control their thoughts. Even so, the thought of Shouji actually caring for them made them… happy. Tokoyami liked the idea even if it was new and and terrifying. No matter what though they couldn’t get one thought out of their head.

 

I’m not good enough.

 

Tokoyami gripped their head trying to get that thought out of their mind. It was so hard, though. They had been so emotionally stunted that they didn’t think they could give Shouji the care and attention and lov-

 

Wait WHAT! LOVE!! Tokoyami’s heart started to beat faster as they thought about it. Love? What the hell do I know about love?? They thought. Tokoyami fell to his knees, hands on the floor. Fuck this! I’m just going to dig my way to Hell! They gripped the floor hard right when they heard a knock on the door.

 

Shit. So much for not ever dealing with my problems. They thought as they stood up to go answer. They grabbed the handle and opened the door exposing a really nervous looking Shouji.

 

“Hey…” Shoujj said while shuffling his feet back and forth.

 

“Hi, come inside.” Tokoyami said and moved out of the way for Shouji to walk in. They closed the door and turned around to find Shouji standing awkwardly in the middle of the room.

 

Suddenly feeling much less intimidated by the state Shouji was in, Tokoyami took the initiative, grabbing Shouji’s wrist and leading him to sit on the bed with a bit of distance between them.

 

Taking a really deep breath to calm themself, Shouji began to speak.

 

“So, um I sort of wanted to ask you a question.”

 

Tokoyami nodded hoping that was a sufficient response since they were at a loss of what a proper response would be.

 

“Right so, I know our classmates like to joke around and stuff but this wasn’t a joke, or what I mean is I wasn’t lying when I called you cute. I think you are and you’re really strong and funny and dark but it’s so adorable. Shit okay I think I’ve already dug myself into a well that I can’t get out of so I’m just trying to say that I like you and you make me happy.” Shouji said. They couldn’t meet Tokoyami’s eyes, they were too embarrassed and just stared down at their knees.

 

Since their gaze was down, they couldn’t see how much a MESS Tokoyami was after hearing all that. Their eyes were wide, heart beating really fast, and they were sweating from the nerves which was so mortifying they couldn’t look towards Shouji leaving both of them just staring down at the floor with a heavy silence between them.

 

Shit I haven’t even said anything but what the hell do I say!!

 

“I’m sorry.” Tokoyami said, still sounding so calm which Shouji would have thought wasn’t fair if those words hadn’t wounded them so much.

 

“Oh, o-okay it’s fine, I shouldn’t have expected anything. I’ll just go.” Shouji stood up to leave when Tokoyami realized what they just said.

 

“Wait. Stop. That’s not what I meant. Fuck okay what I meant was, I’m sorry if I… acted like a jerk in the group.” Tokoyami responded.

 

“What? How would you have acted like a jerk?” Shouji asked feeling a little confused.

 

“I mean, didn’t I sound like I’d rather be in Hell or some void or anywhere far away than deal with my emotions or talk with you?” Tokoyami asked, feeling ashamed at his actions. They said so many things like that, they didn’t want to be hurtful but that was the problem, what if they didn’t know how not to be. Those stupid thoughts swarmed again and it started to get hard to breathe.

 

“What no! It didn’t sound like that at all! Did you… mean it to be like that?” Shouji asked, starting to feel nervous all over again.

 

“Of course not!” Tokoyami said standing up, too. “Damn it! This is the problem! I-I-I’m not good enough! You deserve so much care and I don’t know how the hell to give it to you! I can’t stop thinking that because who’s cared about me? No one! No one except all of you, especially you. But I don’t know that I can give you everything you need because… Because what if I’m just like my parents!!” Tokoyami yelled, sitting back down abruptly while covering his face with his hands.

 

This is stupid. No I’m stupid. I let my emotions get out of control and now they probably don’t want to be with me anymore. I just have to fuck up everything for myself and push good people away. Maybe I am just a villain just like they thought I would be.

 

Tears were starting to form in Tokoyami’s eyes when Shouji spoke again.

 

“Hey,” they said with a soft, caring voice, “you are nothing like your parents, what they did to you by taking away all the care and love you deserve was evil and wrong. You are not the same. You protect others, laugh with them, and care for everyone in 1-A, and they all care for you, too. Please, look at me Tokoyami,” Shouji kneeled down in front of them, taking Tokoyami’s hands from their face. “All I need is you, don’t worry about giving me anything because if I have you, then I’ve already got everything.”

 

Tears began to fall from Tokoyami’s eyes but that didn’t matter and their gaze never fell from Shouji’s. All they saw was sincerity in those eyes and that was enough for Tokoyami to let go. Let go of their fear, their doubt, their past, and accept what was given to them.

 

“I… love you, Shouji.” Tokoyami said.

 

“I love you, too.” They said, pulling their mask down to show their real smile. Shouji didn’t like it, they always had it covered up because they thought they were scary but they would show their full self to Tokoyami.

 

Tokoyami pressed his fingers to Shouji’s lips looking at the person only they got to see.

 

“You know you’re beautiful.” Tokoyami said.

 

“You are, too. C-can I kiss you?” Shouji asked rather nervously.

 

“Sure but I… don’t exactly have a mouth…” Tokoyami said while rubbing the side of his beak.

 

“That’s okay.” Shouji said. They leaned forward to kiss the top of their beak and continued leaving a trail of kisses down until they reached the tip of it.

 

Tokoyami was so flustered not exactly sure what to do when their phones rang.




Kermit is Never Gonna Give You Up: @arms of an angel @Devils Son you good? ignore me if you need

 

Devil Son: oh… how long were we gone?

 

YOU’RE HOT N YOU’RE COLD: i mean not that long but just checking to make sure youre good

 

Devil Son: oh yeah well eh we were..

 

arms of an angel: we were making out

 

Devil Son: AKABDISMABWIAOANSBAIOABWHQOAJW SHOUJI

 

The Duct Tape Song: AYYYYYYE GET SOME



“WE WERE NOT MAKING OUT YOU WERE KISSING MY BEAK!” Tokoyami yelled.

 

“But that’s not fun to say.” Shouji said with a shit-eating grin.

 

“Ugh you are terrible! So is our class what is this!” Tokoyami said, replying to the comments of everyone in the chat.

 

“You already said you love me, though.” Shouji said, sitting down next to Tokoyami again and hugging him into his chest.

 

“I do love you but you’re also terrible.” Tokoyami said crossing their arms but still leaning into Shouji’s strong chest.

 

“I can live with that.” Shouji replied smiling widely again and kissing the top of Tokoyami’s head.

 

“Ugh am I,” Tokoyami shivered, “Soft™ now?”

 

“Nah babe, you’re still my lovely void of darkness. Look what Jirou just said cuddling is punk rock right?” Shouji said and opened their arms wide and enveloping Tokoyami in a hug.

 

“Of course she would say that. Whatever.” Tokoyami answered the following messages and then flipped through their phone opening their playlist so he could listen to pop punk. With Paramore blasting, Tokoyami pushed Shouji over to lay down and settled down on his chest.

 

“Comfortable enough?” Shouji asked with a laugh.

 

“Sshhh I’m sleeping.”

 

“Sure babe bird, sleep. Love you.” Shouji said, closing their eyes.

 

“Love you, too.” Tokoyami said, a small smile forming on their face.

 

 

 

also mini story about tokoyamis past but in really lame form 

so anyways the story i imagine in my head is that tokoyami manifested their quirk and thought it was super cool it was like their little personal friend who is awesome but then their parents became little bitches and were scared of dark shadow and automatically assumed it was a villain quirk (pretty much quirk racism) so tokoyami was neglected and locked in the house directly after school so they couldnt make friends but they thought heroes were awesome and they decided to prove that they werent a villain they were determined to be a hero and now they are adorable and in love !!

 

alright solid emotional wrap up i love tokoyami and shouji and yeeeeeeeah.....