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sockJIN: losers how did ur 3rd date go ;)

minsuga: it went fantastic thanks for asking

jeon cena: yoongi hyung and i are boyfriends now !!!

taetams: HOE

sockJIN: WHAT DID U JUST UFCKING SAY

jimjams: BITCH THATS FAST

hoeseok: i got u two together ur welcome

hoeseok: im best man at the wedding that’s final

jimjams: no ur fucking not

taetams: it took u like literally 3 days to start dating ????

jimjams: hey tae it only took u 2 years of pining before u asked me out !!!!!!!!

godofdestruction: wow

minsuga: why didnt jimin just ask taehyung out himself

jeon cena: cus jimin is a coward

jimjams: that’s JIMIN HYUNG to you bitch

godofdestruction: jungkook i thought u changed ur chatname to appeal to yoongi hyung more

sockJIN: yeah why is it back to some dumb name

jeon cena: :( yoongi hyung thinks its funny

minsuga: i do

taetams: #WHIPPED

hoeseok: MOVE ASIDE NAMJIN U HAVE A COMPETITOR

sockJIN: fuck off me and joonie r the best couple

godofdestruction: just 30 seconds ago u broke up with me cuz i spilt the coffee on the table :/

sockJIN: yeah well it was a damn NICE TABLE

godofdestruction: we’re technically still not back together yet

hoeseok: one couple triumphs while the other couple dies

taetams: its what the bible says

taetams: “the lord giveth and the lord taketh away”

godofdestruction: wtf tae

sockJIN: that’s not in the bible dumbass

jimjams: did anyone foresee the day that jeon jungkook actually did something to please another man

jimjams: cuz i didn’t

jeon cena: bitch i am a strong independent young man who don’t need no man

godofdestruction: U CHANGED UR CHATNAME CUZ YOONGI HYUNG THINKS ITS FUNNY

jeon cena: sO??!??!

sockJIN: jungkook u literally had the same chatname for the past 2 years

sockJIN: until yoongi came along

godofdestruction: i think ur pretty damn whipped

hoeseok: they just got together let them live

taetams: even jiminie and i weren’t that disgusting

minsuga: im sorry? says the one with matching couple names?

jimjams: tae and i are CUTE

godofdestruction: i object

hoeseok: i object

sockJIN: i object

jeon cena: i object

jimjams: jsbjcbajbjdbfkjabkjbdskbj

taetams: fuck off we’re the cutest couple

hoeseok: i just realized

godofdestruction: what

taetams: ur indisputable stupidity???

hoeseok: am i the only single one in this gc

jeon cena: congratulations

hoeseok: stfu jeon jungkook i got u and yoongi hyung together i can easily break u apart again

minsuga: u can try

jeon cena: oMG

sockJIN: that’s so???? passive aggressively hot?????

sockJIN: namjoon why cant u be like this too

godofdestruction: suddenly i cannot read

jimjams: now we know what kinky shit jin hyung is into

taetams: OMG

jimjams: at this point i don’t even know if jin hyung and namjoon hyung are together anymore

jimjams: how does anyone even keep track of their relationship

hoeseok: its a task™

sockJIN: yknow what else is a task™

hoeseok: what

sockJIN: ur single ass getting in a relationship

hoeseok: STFU i swear to god i will fill ur sinuses with urine

taetams: kinky

sockJIN: what the hell is wrong with u

jimjams: nice one tae

sockJIN: i take that back, no wonder u 2 r dating

godofdestruction: has anyone noticed jungkook and yoongi are missing lmao

hoeseok: oh yeah whr r they lol

taetams: jungkook not responding to group chat notifications ???? it’s more likely than u think

godofdestruction: BEEP BEEP YOURE UNDER ARREST FOR USAGE OF BAD MEMES

taetams: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

jimjams: we lost our brethren-in-arms

sockJIN: jungkook u will forever remain in our hearts as the most annoying piece of shit to ever grace this planet

sockJIN: yoongi idk u well but you’ll be missed too i guess

hoeseok: jin hyung

sockJIN: what

hoeseok: shut ur mouth

sockJIN: why is there no damn respect in this house

sockJIN: im older than all of u assholes

sockJIN: i raised all of u and kept u alive

sockJIN: this is how im repaid

sockJIN: ungrateful bitches

jimjams: calm?? down ??????

taetams: namjoon hyung can u come collect ur man

godofdestruction: ?? i have no man im single and ready to mingle

sockJIN: i see

sockJIN: namjoonah u can kiss my samgyeopsal goodbye

godofdestruction: IM SORRY HYUNG I LOVE U MY SWEET PEPPERMINT BOYFRIEND

hoeseok: i always wonder how jin hyung keeps his man

hoeseok: it’s through blackmail and deceit

jeon cena: sorry we’re back

sockJIN: were u with yoongi

jeon cena: yup

taetams: whats so important that u didn’t reply for a solid 5 mins

jeon cena: giving a good succ

minsuga: getting a good succ

jimjams: JDABKSBFLJBWELJBLSJBDLJFB

taetams: SJDQKFWNKRJLBEKPDKVLE

hoeseok: DID I FUCKING NEED TO KNOW THAT

jimjams: JUNGKOOK WTF YOU’RE LIKE 4

sockJIN: MIN YOONGI WHAT ARE U DOING TO MY BABY

jeon cena: im not ur baby wtf

sockJIN: I RAISED U ON MY BACK

sockJIN: UR BEING CORRUPTED BY THAT YOONGI BRAT

godofdestruction: jin hyung calm ur shit

sockJIN: WHAT DO U HAVE TO SAY FOR URSELF

minsuga: hes 19 not 4

taetams: i cant believe my bby jungkookie is growing up :”)

taetams: hes a real man now :””)

hoeseok: jin hyung don’t pretend u weren’t getting it on when u were 19 too :/

sockJIN: THAT’S DIFFERENT

minsuga: hows that different?? ??????

sockJIN: im attractive of course im getting action

sockJIN: i cant believe jungkook’s dumb baby face got him a boyfriend and then a dick too

jimjams: …………….. literally why

taetams: im leaving

godofdestruction: ur literally just jealous of jungkook

sockJIN: shut ur pie hole im not

hoeseok: for the last time goddamnit namjoon control ur man

jimjams: fr tho i cant believe jungkookie prioritised dicking over his cLOSEST FRIENDS

taetams: u’ve literally known yoongi for like 1.2 days ???

taetams: wheres ur sense of honour????

jimjams: bros before hoes

taetams: sisters before misters

taetams: fries before guys

jimjams: respect the brocode bro

jeon cena: once u sexiled me outside at -10 degrees weather for an entire half an hour

jimjams: .

jimjams: ok i admit i was wrong

jeon cena: bitch

godofdestruction: park jimin admitting hes wrong????? it’s more likely than you think

taetams: literally who was the hoe that told me not to use bad memes

hoeseok: is jin hyung ok

hoeseok: he just yelled and then disappeared

godofdestruction: he went to mourn the loss of jungkook’s purity

jeon cena: SDWJBKVBLBQABL LITERALLY WHY

jimjams: is yoongi hyung ok

jimjams: he hasn’t rly said anything

minsuga: unlike you, i actually have a life outside of this group chat

jeon cena: lol no yoongi hyung just types really slow

taetams: HAHAHAHAHH

jimjams: LMAO

minsuga: don’t expose me u brat

minsuga: all of u type too fast

godofdestruction: declining comprehension and reduced rate of reading is a sign of old age hyung

jimjams: jungkook i didnt know u were into older guys

hoeseok: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

jeon cena: JKSDBVBJDBKABDSA im leaving

minsuga: fuck all of u