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The Secret

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“Psst, Alice, it’s me.”

“Hutch! Ya’ll come on in.”

“Did you get it?”

“Yeah, but are you sure, sugar? Lying to everyone? To Starsky? This ain’t like you.”

“I – I can’t stop – it’s part of me now. I thought you’d understand why.”

“It’s okay, Hutch. I’ll help you, you can trust me, it’ll be our little secret.”

“You’re a good friend and a helluva lady, Alice. I – uh, don’t feel safe doing this at home – so… can I – would you?”

“Why, sure! Just you relax now, handsome. Alice and Miss Clairol’s Starshine Blond hair lightener will fix you right up.”