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If Only The Toasters Had Been Roasters by CollidingScope
Fandoms: Battlestar Galactica (2003)
19 May 2018
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'Previously that week Gaeta had tried to explain to Starbuck why this was a very bad idea, but like most things (see: Arrow retrieval, Caprica rescue mission, that time she wedged her own godsdamn ship and Apollo’s together and combat landed them both into the hanger) once she’d made up her mind nothing could stop her. Gaeta could relate to that shunted ship on so many levels.
“Gaeta, I said I would help you, and I meant it.”
“Yes... but the Quartermaster said something about one-in-one-out- and that does make logistical sense.”
“’Logistical sense?” She jabbed him hard in the chest. “Do tigers live by logistical sense? No they do not. No matter how tacky there are. And neither do the morons who get them tattooed on their skinny ass bodies.”
Really, there were so many insults in there at once Gaeta wisely decided to sidestep them all and just nod his acquiescence.'A story about how Starbuck pressgangs Gaeta into procuring some of Lieutenant Hoshi's fancy coffee- and it goes just about as well as expected.