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Some Random Neighbor

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Ugh, I don't know what the hell is wrong with my neighbor but he sent me a link to this video with the comment "SEE? SEEEEE??!!"

Getting so upset over simple family videos. I'm a little concerned he might have PTSD from that war he keeps talking about. Think I should try to get him some help? Aside from the random emails he's pretty nice; one time when I was sick he brought me cake. Must've taken him hours to decorate it. Maybe he's a bit OCD?

Anyway, I think I've seen the guy in the video around town -- at that new automated market or something. I remember 'cuz I thought it was kinda neat that here's this guy all dressed up in an immaculate suit and tie and he's sitting in that motorized space ship just holding on for dear life as though he can't quite figure out how to get out of it. His kids were laughing up a storm. Cutest thing. They've gotta live near here, right? I just moved in about a month ago so I haven't met many people yet, but maybe I should spend a little more time outdoors and not so much time reading emails from my crazy chef neighbor.